#杨光

[wangmiao]

鱼旦，生日快乐！Happy Birthday to Zhang Luyi from A Dangerous and Secretive Path and Justifiable Defense's weibo accounts

[xinguozhi]

“统一不靠武力！”星前外长杨荣文揭两岸问题：台湾可选择不变成乌克兰

风传媒/谢锦芳     2023-9-11 https://www.storm.mg/article/4866880 新加坡前外交部长杨荣文(George Yeo)接受《风传媒》专访时提出两岸和平方案，直言中国的统一不是大陆靠武力占领台湾，而是与台湾基于对等与尊严，和平渐进地融合。（取自杨荣文脸书） 台湾总统大选逼近，台湾海峡紧张情势升高，成为国际关切焦点。针对两岸的未来，新加坡前外交部长杨荣文(George…

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Link Click Musical Masterlist 🔍🌟

#音乐剧时光代理人# <- 'Time Agents Musical' main tag, pictures tab - shows majority of stage pictures in chronological order, updates from official Encore Musicals show up here too.

Tips: 1) Visit the OP's profiles! They usually post more than the one photo you can see in a thumbnail. And it's easier to browse & save pics through the profile.

2) Even though you can scroll the pics tab indefinitely, without a weibo account you won't be able to easily access older posts, as they'll get buried under the user's newer posts (there's a roundabout way mentioned in my guide). So I recommend to visit this tag frequently, if you wanna be sure nothing is hidden away 🔍 Daily or once in a 2-3 days will be enough imo, it's not very crowded tag ^^

3) ⬆You can also check videos in this tag, the orange tab has 10 most recent clips from the musical (other one has the most popular ones).

接着奏乐接着舞Musicals (Encore Musicals) <- official profile of a theatre that runs LC stage, they post the cast schedules, photos/behind the scenes clips, whenever new actor debuts, there's a special guests or a cast member has a birthday. They also report when an actor goes on a health break. Tip: all LC actors can be found in the pinned post (you'd need OCR 'image-text' tool to copy their names from pics though)

Encore Musicals Bilibili account <- theatre's official profile on a major cn video-sharing platform (more bts clips)

动画师lan <- bonus link to studio LAN profile, that's where they post the mysterious animation frames~

校医来啦 <- profile of a chief producer of LC Musical, Chen Xiaoyi

兮兮兮辞_ <- profile of an executive producer of LC musical

Metablue赛博蓝 <- bilibili of a music producer, she did videos about working on LC musical songs

🌟Actors

✨cast visuals promotional photos here✨

their personal weibo profile & actor specific hashtag (the 'diamond tag', you find the most stuff here)

Lu Guang

Wang Minhui - @王敏辉Black 王敏辉

Wu Yihan - @音乐剧演员吴以瀚 音乐剧演员吴以瀚

Guo Hongxu - @郭虹旭_GHX 郭虹旭

Du Guangyi - @杜光禕 杜光祎

Zhu Hanbin - @Keb_朱涵彬 朱涵彬

Yin Haolun - @殷浩倫Monster 殷浩伦

Yang Haoran - @杨浩然hh 杨浩然hr

Cheng Xiaoshi

Cai Qi - @超级蔡�� 超级蔡淇

Shu Rongbo - @舒荣波-Bobi 舒荣波

Ji Xiaokun - @原来是纪晓坤啊 纪晓坤

Teng Chunpeng - @滕春鹏tcp 滕春鹏 (cw: heel injury pic is the only post on his @profile ><, just visit the tag)

Ding Xingchen - @D丁星辰 丁星辰

Cao Muzhi - @曺牧之 曹牧之

Bai Zhuoming - @丿日亻卓钅名 白倬铭

Wang Yifei - @王逸飞_V 王逸飞

Jing Yanqiao - @井彦乔JING_ 井彦乔

Guo Hongxu - @郭虹旭_GHX 郭虹旭 (yes, he plays both)

Qiao Ling

Cai Lu - @蔡璐_Katherine 蔡璐

Deng Xianling - @邓贤凌邓阿凌 邓贤凌

Wu Hanglu - @吴杭律 吴杭律

Feng Xinyao - @冯鑫垚smile 冯鑫垚

Qiang Dongyue - @嘀嗒_强东玥 强东玥

Zuo Yiping - @左一平儿 左一平

Qian Anqi - @钱安琪麦麦 钱安琪

Yan Lehuang - @闫乐湟乐乐 闫乐湟

Lu Hongbin/Chen Xiao

Zhang Jiahao - @张嘉豪music 演员张嘉豪

Li Zexi - @李泽熙Zenith 李泽熙

Xu Fangxing - @阿星-许放星 许放星

Zhi Bowen - @智小少总是不靠谱 智博闻

Zhou Bobo - @就叫我波波好了 周波波波波波

Zhang Zhiwei - @张智伟_

Song Yuanming - @教练 我zen勒想打球！ 宋元明

Gaoer Jinbaoyin - @高尔金宝音 高尔金宝音

Lin Zhen/Chen Xiao's mom

Hong Guo - @红果其实是洪果 音乐剧演员洪果

Liao Jingyuan - @廖婧媛LJY 廖婧媛

Guo Zhenyan - @郭珍艳Miki 郭珍艳

En Yu - @恩妤Ura

Shen Tian - @音乐剧演员沈恬 音乐剧演员沈恬

Yu Mengying - @于梦滢yummy 于梦滢

Zhu Jiayan - @朱佳艳Rio 朱佳艳

Zhang Ruishu - @_张睿姝_

Zou Ziyue - @-Zou醉是子月 邹子月

A few actors for supporting cast don't have a tag bc they seem to be newbie actors and/or have very small online presence

Tips: 1) Without a weibo account you can scroll through the actor's tag only up to abt 45 most recent posts. The actors perform in multiple plays (duh) so non-LC photos will show up too.

2) Imo the most optimal method, so the limits won't stop you is: go to the main 'LC musical' tag and see what's new. Check schedule for the cast lineup in a recent performance. Go to the actors' tags to see what's new.

3) Sometimes there are 2 performances on a same day, with different actors. So don't be surprised if you find mixed lineups under one date.

4) Mostly QL and Lin Zhen's actresses post behind the scenes photos on their personal profiles. Don't bother looking up the guys accounts, unless it's a holiday or their b-day >< From what I remember, only Wu Yihan posts abt his cat. Zhang Jiahao and Zhou Bobo post selfies sometimes. Ji Xiaokun posts his own photography (he's good!).

5) Google translate, however broken, is enough to translate the captions, so use it for context✨Ppl sometimes give their reviews titled 'repos' from the stage they've seen 🙏

6) You'll find more musical related clips under the actor's tag, than in 'LC musical' main tag. It's usually in an actor's fancam, but not always. Useful when you like an actor or there was a particular moment you want to see from a different angle🌟👌

7) The clips tab (one in the middle) under the actor's tag has no time limited access. You can browse and watch the videos without issues!

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I'll try to add missing tags when the actors debut 💪 And if you find any mistakes or a broken links, please let me know 🙏 For those who read it all, here's a present ;>

光时 <- bonus Shiguang ship tag, they're just like us fr (but way more horny on main), there's lots of art, from cute fluff to nsfw djs >>

OKAY that's all I have🎉

[lingpaopao]

🫐🍍🥝 𝘍𝘳𝘶𝘪𝘵 𝘝𝘰𝘤𝘢𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘺 🍊🥭 🥥

Berries 🍓 Blackberry - 黑莓 (hēi méi)

Blackcurrant - 黑醋栗 (hēi cù lì) Note: literally translates to 'black vinegar chestnut'.

Blueberry - 蓝莓 (lán méi)

Cranberry - 蔓越莓 (màn yuè méi) Note: literally translates to 'creeping berry'.

Raspberry - 树莓 (shù méi) Note: literally translates to 'tree berry'.

Strawberry - 草莓 (cǎo méi) Note: literally translates to 'grass berry'.

Açaí - 巴西莓 (bā xī méi) Note: literally translates to 'Brazilian berry'.

Mulberry - 桑葚 (sāng shèn)

Elderberry - 接骨木莓 (jiē gǔ mù méi)

Goji berry - 枸杞 (gǒu qǐ) Citruses 🍎 Blood orange - 血橙 (xiě chéng)

Tangerine - 柑橘 (gān jú)

Grapefruit - 西柚 (xī yòu) Note: literally translates to 'Western pomelo'.

Kumquat - 金橘 (jīn jú) Note: literally translates to 'golden tangerine'.

Lemon - 柠檬 (níng méng)

Lime - 青柠 (qīng níng) Note: Chinese people have a name for a blue-green colour: 青色 which is 'cyan' in English. Technically, limes in Chinese literally translate to 'cyan lemons'. However, you may not recognize limes as particularly blue/cyan. Chinese people have a slightly different understanding of colour because historically, they didn't separate between green and blue, which is common amongst many East Asians in general. Nowadays they obviously do but may disagree with non-Chinese people on what constitutes 'green' or 'blue'.

Yuzu - 香橙 (xiāng chéng)

Orange - 橙子 (chéng zǐ)

Pomelo - 柚子 (yòu zǐ) Melons 🍉 Cantaloupe - 甜瓜 (tián guā) Note: it's hard to find a direct translation for the cantaloupe and honeydew as some translate 甜瓜 into muskmelon and 哈密瓜 into hami melon. Others translate cantaloupe or honeydew into 洋香瓜 (foreign fragrant melon).

Honeydew - 哈密瓜 (hā mì guā)

Watermelon - 西瓜 (xī guā) Misc. 🍒 Apricot - 杏 (xìng)

Cherry - 樱桃 (yīng táo)

Peach - 桃子 (táo zǐ)

Banana - 香蕉 (xiāng jiāo)

Durian - 榴莲 (liú lián)

Starfruit - 杨桃 (yáng táo)

Asian pear - 苹果梨 (píng guǒ lí) Note: literally translates to 'apple pear'.

Passionfruit - 百香果、热情果 (bǎi xiāng guǒ, rè qíng guǒ) Note: most people will use the first translation but the second is more fun.

Coconut - 椰子 (yē zi)

Dragonfruit - 火龙果 (huǒ lóng guǒ) Note: literally translates to 'fire dragon fruit'.

Grape - 葡萄 (pú táo)

Nectarine - 油桃 (yóu táo) Note: literally translates to 'oil peach'.

Pomegranate - 石榴 (shí liú) Note: people typically do not pronounce the last character with a tone so you probably don't have to bother either.

Kiwi - 猕猴桃 (mí hóu táo) The reason why kiwis have such a strange name is because of a story (unsure of veracity): mountain people in China originally thought the fruit was poisonous. Thus, they didn't eat it until they saw macaques (猕猴) eating them. That's why they're called 'macaque fruits' (猕猴桃). Uncommon Fruits 🍅 Cactus pear - 仙人掌梨 (xiān rén zhǎng lí)

Calabash - 葫芦 (hú lú)

Date - 枣 (zǎo)

Fig - 无花果 (wú huā guǒ) Note: literally translates to 'flowerless fruit'.

Jackfruit - 菠萝蜜 (bō luó mì) Note: literally translates to 'pineapple honey'.

Lychee - 荔枝 (lì zhī)

Mangosteen - 山竹 (shān zhú)

Plantain - 大蕉 (dà jiāo) Note: literally translates to 'big banana'.

Persimmon - 柿子 (shì zǐ) Fun fact: tomatoes were probably first brought to China in the 1600's and lots of people thought they were strange and foreign. Thus, tomatoes were called 'foreign persimmons' (洋柿子）or 'foreign eggplants' （番茄） depending on location. Eventually, the 'foreign persimmons' term changed to 西红柿, or Western red persimmons.

Guava - 番石榴 (fān shí liú) This is a similar story for guavas which are called 'foreign pomegranates' (番石榴).

Rambutan - 红毛丹 (hóng máo dān) Example Text

各种挑水果技巧 看完你也是专家了 -> the skill of picking various types of fruits, after reading, you will also become an expert Pomelos 看外形，水滴状的最好 -> look at its external appearance, teardrop-shaped is best. 摸果皮，挑表皮光滑的 -> touch the fruit peel, pick one that has a smooth peel. 掂一掂，重量大的口感好 -> weigh it, the heavier ones have the best taste. Grapes 3招教你挑对葡萄 -> three-pronged lesson on picking the right grapes. 一看果梗。新鲜的葡萄果梗为绿色 -> first, look at the fruit stem. Fresh grapes will have green stems. 二看果皮和种子色泽 -> Secondly, look at the colour of the fruit peel and seeds. 三尝风味。葡萄成熟时，应该呈现品种固有的风味 -> Thirdly, taste the flavour. When grapes are mature, they should show a variant-distinct flavour. Oranges 3招挑出最甜的橘子 -> a three-pronged approach to choosing the sweetest orange. 一看：大小和颜色。橘子个头以中等为最佳... 颜色越红，通常熟得越好，味道越甜 -> first, look: size and colour. Oranges that are medium-sized are the best-tasting... the redder the colour, typically the more mature the orange and the greater sweetness. 二摸：光滑程度. -> Secondly, touch: smoothness. 三捏：测试弹性... 用手捏下去，感觉果肉结实但不硬，一松手，就能立刻弹回原状 -> thirdly, pinch: test the elasticity. Use your hand to pinch it, feel the fruit flesh as firm but not hard, once you let go, it immediately bounces back. Apples 苹果听声 -> listen to the sound of the apple. 敲敲看，如声音不脆，表示不新鲜 -> knock on it, if the sound isn't crisp, it means it's not fresh. Pineapples 菠萝看叶片 -> look at the pineapples leaves. 若叶片呈深绿色，表示日照良好，甜度和汁液都很多 -> as leaves display a dark green colour, it shows that the fruit received a good amount of sun exposure, both its sweetness and juiciness will be great. Strawberries 草莓看果蒂... 新鲜的草莓果蒂鲜嫩，呈深绿色 -> Look at strawberry stems... fresh strawberries will have freshly tender stems, displaying a deep green colour.

Bananas 香蕉看表皮 -> look at the banana's peel. 表皮有许多黑色斑点，且色泽深黄的香蕉成熟，这样的才最可口 -> mature bananas have a peel with many black stripes/spots and a deep yellow colour, this way they will be tastiest.

一年四季水果自然成熟时间表 -> A list of natural fruit ripening times within a year's four seasons.

现在市场上一年四季基本上都能够买到新鲜的水果，大家对于水果正常的成熟季节并不太了解了，其实吃应季水果对身体更加��康，今天就给大家说说一年四季水果自然成熟时间表，大家可以照着时间表去购买应季水果。 In today's market, it's possible to buy fresh fruit practically all year round, people are no longer that familiar with the natural ripening seasons of fruits. In reality, eating season-appropriate fruits are healthier for your body, today I will share with everyone a list of year's worth of fruit ripening times, readers can consult this list to buy season-appropriate fruit. 1、春季(3~5月)

菠萝、芒果、樱桃、山竹、荔枝、桑葚、草莓、青枣、枇杷、油桃、李子、榴莲、香蕉等等。

[1] Spring (March ~ May) Pineapple, mango, cherries, mangosteen, lychee, mulberry, strawberry, fresh dates, loquat, nectarines, plums, durian, bananas etc.

2、夏季(6-8月)

芒果、樱桃番茄、荔枝、番石榴、牛奶蕉、西瓜、桃、香瓜、柠檬、莲雾、火龙果、油梨、芒果、龙眼 、百香果、 菠萝蜜、观赏南瓜 、日本甜柿、 西瓜、 黑提子、柠檬等。

[2] Summer (June ~ August)

Mangoes, cherries tomatoes, lychee, guava, finger bananas, watermelon, peaches, cantaloupe, lemon, wax apple, dragonfruit, avocado, mango (again...?), longan, passionfruit, jackfruit, ornamental pumpkins, Japanese sweet persimmons, watermelon (again o.O), black grapes, lemons (again...) etc.

3、秋季(9-11月)

山楂、柚子、猕猴桃、葡萄、梨子、柿子、大枣、苹果、石榴、秋桃、柿子、桔子、哈蜜爪、番茄、火龙果等。

[3] Fall (September ~ November)

Hawthorne, pomelo, kiwi, grape, pear, persimmons, big dates, apple, pomegranates, autumn pears, persimmons (2x), mandarins, honeydew, tomatoes, dragonfruit etc.

4、冬季(12-2月)

甘蔗、苹果、冬枣、梨子、柚子、橙子、柿子、猕猴桃、释迦果、山楂等。

[4] Winter (December ~ Feburary)

Sugarcane, apple, winter dates, pear, pomelo, oranges, persimmons, kiwi, sugar apple, hawthorne etc.

[kholran]

Yang Yang 循时光足迹，探秘暗夜繁星熠熠，璨然流转，摇曳神秘。 // Follow the footsteps of time, explore the dark night and star-studded, shining and flowing, swaying and mysterious. Cr. 杨洋资讯站 Weibo

[tavina-writes]

The Legend of Heroes OST Playlist

Here's a youtube playlist of the LOCH 24 ost for everyone who wants to go obsess over them.

[lgbtqromance]

我在渔场的一夜激情

夜，是点燃慾望的引线，很容易让人寂寞，尤其是同志。当夜色的脚步轻盈地来临，同志心底的原始慾望，就会如一条恶毒的长蛇，不断地肆虐著一具具飢渴的肉体。

坐在柳州比较有名的渔场的江滨公园的石凳上，望著柳州闪烁的霓虹灯，我百无聊赖。江滨公园杨柳依依，和风西西，这里的同志很多，三三两两，呢呢噥噥，除却性別的差异，这的確是情侣门谈情说爱的好地方。夜色真的很诱人，在这里，同志都脱下人前的偽装，来回走动著寻找可心的猎物。我也不例外。

同志的慾望如夜的幽灵，徘徊在江滨公园的上空，隨时扑上合拍的人。我坐著。与其说我在等人钓，不如说我在钓人。我望著来往从我身边经过的同志，寻找著目標。这时，我看见一个身材高大壮实的人的人，走过我身边，很符合我的心意。我不禁看了他一眼，恰巧他也在看我。目光对视中，我感到脸有些红，心跳了起来。他的样子长得不错，眼神很深遂。他似乎看到我的窘態，就对我笑了笑。我也回了个笑��，没有说话。因为，对於陌生人，我不善於���动答话。

他看了看我，便在我不远的地方停了下来，还是满有深意地笑著。我知道，那眼中的信號，是属於这个圈子里的人非常熟悉的信號。我有些紧张，毕竟，同志这个圈子比较乱，再说，刚不久的时候，江滨公园还发生同志抢劫的事件。所以，我还是和他没有说一句话。

於是，我把我的目光从他身上移开。看著波光粼粼的柳江，內心突地有了一种忧伤的感觉，我是怎么了呵？一个同志，为什么就这么难呢?

「嗨，帅哥，怎么不说话？」也许是为了打开僵局，他开口说了话。他的声音很好听，很磁性，给人很男人的那种。我的心动了动，看著他，笑了笑。

「你怎么了？」他继续说，「过来聊聊吧，一个人呆坐著，不闷吗？」我觉得他的声音对我来说有一种牵引力，让我不由自主地走到他身边停下来。我到他身边站的时候，没想到他很大胆地伸过手来，一把把我揽住，让我连抗拒的机会都没有。他真的好高，肩膀很宽，很厚，胸膛很大。他揽著我的时候，我脑里只有两个字：「男人。」

「你別这样啊！不好。」我很生气自己，怎么说出这样软绵绵的话，真是丟死人。但是我很喜欢被他揽著，有一种被呵护的感觉，暖暖的.「怎么，你不喜欢？」他有些挑衅的语气。呵，真霸道。但是，我好奇怪，我就喜欢被人征服，尤其是高大的男人，我觉得有时被人征服，也是一种幸福。於是，我听见低低地说：「喜欢。」「哈哈。」他得意地笑了，「你真的很可爱。我很少见你这样坦诚的人。

这时候，象时老天有意似的，竟然飘起了灰濛蒙的雨，雨丝冷冷的，钻进我的脖子，我忍不住打了寒战。很快，他就注意到我的感受，就问：「你冷吗？」我点头。「那好，我们去喝酒吧！」他热情地说。「去哪儿？」我问。「文匯桥头，有一家我朋友开的酒吧，我们去那儿。」我有些犹豫，想到了同志打劫的事情。「怎么？你怕我？」他又笑了，「你放心我不是坏人。」

我想了想，觉得他真不像坏人，还是跟著他走了。在走的时候，他伏下头，嘴唇贴著我的耳朵，轻声地是说：「我忘了告诉你，在床上我是一个很坏的人。哈哈」。

这间酒吧不大，但是人很多。他的人缘似乎很好，我见他不断地和別人��招呼，別人也不断地回应他。「喝啤酒吧，今夜我们一醉方休。」他积极地说。在酒吧灯光的辉映下，我感觉他的慾望是如此的强烈，他的身体因为兴奋，似乎发著吸引人的气息。

酒这东西就是好，可以在喝了以后，初了让人解除寂寞外，还会让人让人变得真实。在酒吧里，他教我许多我没有见过的酒令，当然，也让我喝了不少酒。当一瓶瓶的啤酒从我们的肚里里穿过的时候，我也知道了他的情况。他不是柳州本地的，在柳州开出租车。车子坏了。所以才有空到渔场去。出於警惕的心理，我没有告诉他我的真实情况，只是说我是大学生，在柳州上大学。「我觉得你好年轻，应该只有23岁左右吧？」他对我说。

我暗笑，其实我已工作了几年，可能是因为我长得比较瘦小，別人很难看出我的真实年龄，而且都喜欢把我当成大学生。「二十二。今年大学毕业了，在找工作。」我说，只是一夜的情人，何必说得太多。「週末你一个人出来？」他问。「是的。」「那么你今晚到我那儿，我一个人在家。」他热情地说。我没有提出异议，因为我的本意就是找一个一夜的情人，来慰藉我內心的寂寞。「不过，我很厉害的哦。」他笑了，「你不要怕哦。」呵呵，这真是个率真的男人，把自己的慾望赤裸裸地展现在脸上。我点头答应了他。「那我们走吧，老板结帐。」结了帐，他很自然地拥著我走出酒吧。

到了他家，他给我放了热水，让我洗澡。他要我和他一起洗，我同意了。他就很自然地在我面前脱去衣衫，露出健壮的酮体。我的心又开始跳了，真美的一具身体啊，胸前的肌肉突起，腑部扁平，没有多余的赘肉。那浓密黑色的毛髮下，一根男人的生命之柱把自己的慾望毫不掩饰地展现出来。在热水起的朦朧中，更具有诱人的魅力。

一进洗澡间，他就把我抱起来，厚实的嘴唇紧覆盖在我的唇上，灵巧的舌头不容我抗拒地钻进我的嘴里，肆意地探索著，盘绞著。我感觉我几乎要窒息了，那男性的气息夹著酒的味道，让我的慾望几於崩溃。我不由自住的呻吟起来 「抱我。抱我。」我轻声说，身子变得很柔软。

他一下子就激动起来，抱著我，粗大的手在我身上肆意地游走，每一次抚摩我的身体，我都感觉到一种麻酥酥的感觉。「到床上去，我要好好地爱你。」他吻著我说。「好。你抱著我去。」他就用脚踢开洗澡间的门，一把把我抱在他宽厚的怀里，连身上的水都来不及擦，就抱著我往他的臥室走去。我闭著眼，享受著他的体温他的拥抱。

我不得不承认，在床上，他真的是一个好手。可以说，是我见过的技术最好的人。那夜，是他让我知道，原来男人之间也可以有如此美妙的性爱。他轻巧地把我放在床上，健壮的身体就覆盖了上来。他的嘴唇迅速地压在我的嘴巴上，开始猛烈地亲吻我。我也同样热情地回应著他的动作，我们的舌头交织在一起，在彼此的嘴巴里迴荡。

他的吻技出奇的好，在他的强烈攻势之下，我几乎没有还手之力。他亲吻著我的脖子，顺著我的发稍，我感觉到他温柔的双唇像雨点般落在我的肌肤上。就在这一剎那，我的脑袋里紧张地蹦出无数稀奇古怪的问题-我该怎样去配合他？我该怎样去让我和他获得幸福？在我沉迷之时，他一边在我身上抚摸著，一边把他的手已经伸到了我的双腿之间，中指头按在我的屁眼上温柔地揉著，让我情不自禁地发出了呻吟。接著，他的唇落在我的肚脐上，不断的舔著，那种酥麻的感觉让我几欲沉醉。更让我受不了的是他把我的身子翻了过来，一下子把舌头舔上我的肛门，我的那儿从来没有那样刺激过，他让我很希望把他的东西塞进我的身体。

这时，他又把我的身体翻过来，正对著他，之后，他健壮结实的身体朝我贴得更近，接著他伏下头，一把含住我的男性之根，继续用舌头停留在那上面，不断地搅动著，把我的整个龟头轻轻地按摩了一遍，连我的马眼也不放过。当他的舌尖伸入我的尿道口时，一种前所未有的颤慄感从双腿爬上我整个生殖器，我的肛门也不由自主的收缩了一下。我感觉到我的快感就如暴雨即將来临。我轻喊了起来：「不要。」他没有理会我，而是继续刺激我，我的快感一波连著一波，舒爽到了极点。那一刻，我真的希望时光就留驻。然后，他开始进入了我。他正对著我，把我的双腿架在他的肩膀上，用力的热情地进入我的身体，开始了猛烈的抽动。

「痛啊。」我禁不住喊了起来。但他已经控制不了自己，没有了在酒吧时的怜香惜玉，有的只是勇猛与蛮干。我的身体在他的抽插下，变得无力。那时，我只剩下了呻吟和求饶。所有的自尊都拋在了脑后，只剩下了性的刺激。他不断地变换著姿势，让我一会侧仰，一会正仰。

痛夹杂著快感，我紧抱著他，迎接著他，大声喊到：「老公，你饶了我吧，放过我吧！」「嘘，別那么大声。」他抽动著，也许是怕我发出声音，他的嘴唇又覆盖了上来，让我几乎窒息了，上下的刺激，我无力抗拒，很快我就一泻如注。而他还在我身上驰骋好久，才发出一声低沉的怒吼：「啊，我射了！」我感觉到他的东西在我体內猛烈地抽蓄，他男性的精华便倾注在我里面了。

我此时没有了力气，他的技术与阳刚，已深深地感染了我。我只有抱著他，一任他健壮的身体压在我是身上，这真是个让人动心的男人啊。可是，在脑子逐渐清醒之后，我忧伤的情绪就慢地佔据著我的脑海，我这是怎么了？为什么就这么轻易地把自己的身子交给一个陌生的男人呢？

刚才我的表现，让我感到羞愧。为什么，同志之间就剩下赤裸裸的情慾呢？当激情过后，空虚与自责便会佔据在心底，这是不是同志在激情性爱之后，拥有的共同的心理？我想著，一颗眼泪便轻轻地从我脸颊上滑落，我知道，那是后悔的眼泪。当情慾来时，它是被收藏起来的。

他发现了我的异样，就抚摩著我的脸，轻声问：「刚才我是不是弄痛了你？」我没有回答，因为连我都不知道如何来解释，做一个同志，在性与现实之间，总存在著很多的矛盾的，我又如何能说呢？

第二天早上，他又要了我一次。我给了他。之后，我对他说：「我走了。」「那么快？」他问。我点了点头。「去哪儿？」他又问。

我没有回答，我感觉到很茫然，ons之后，作为同志，我又该何去何从呢？「可以告诉我你的名字和电话吗？」他柔声问。我淡然地笑了，我是不会告诉他的。

我想到我曾经在一个同志网站看到的一篇小说，內容我不记得了，但是小说的题目却依然醒目：天亮说分手。多好的一个名字啊，其实，它很好地概括了同志ons的最终结果。一个假面的世界里，相遇一次就够了。何必留下牵绊？

「那我不勉强你。」他赤著身起来，我注意到他的东西柔软地垂在那浓密的毛上，显得很丑陋。我很奇怪，我怎么就和这样一个陌生的身体发生了亲密的接触呢？他隨手拿著一张，刷刷地写下自己的名字和电话號码：李．．，132．．．．．．，递给我，说：「这是我的號码，有时间你可以打给我。」我接了过来，放进我的衣袋里，对他笑了笑：「我走了。」

他把我送到门口，在我要拉开门的时候，他又一把抱住我，脸贴著我的脸，说：「一定要打我的电话啊。记住，我的电话永远为你开著。」

我又笑了，不说话。轻轻地拨开他围在我腰间的手，点了点头。但其实我心里在默唸著前两年流行的网络写手木子美的一句话：在你面前，我只是一束璀璨的烟花，当灿烂到你从我身边消失的时候。我知道，走出他的这扇门之后，我们將永不再牵手。

打开了门，我回过头，对他轻轻地一笑：「再见。」门外，我看见秋雨绵绵。

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Yang Mi

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[hunxi-after-hours]

hunxi’s danmei awards 2.0! (aka 2022 edition)

Featuring the return of some categories such as:

Best Worldbuilding

Best Interrogation of Themes (aka the “Rent-Free Award”)

Best Moment That Wrecked Me (aka the Knifiest Award)

Best Beleaguered Side Character Award

Best Unreliable Narrator

As well as never-before-seen categories like:

Best Himbo

Most Brilliant Moment of Backstabbery

Most Ambitious Scope

Most Heartwrenching Line Delivery in an Audiodrama

…and more!

This year’s candidates in the running:

《小蘑菇》 Xiao Mo Gu by 一十四洲 Yi Shi Si Zhou

《不小心救了江湖公敌》 Bu Xiao Xin Jiule Jianghu Gong Di by 六木乔 Liu Muqiao (有声漫画 audiomanhua season 1)

《无双》 Wu Shuang by 梦溪石 Meng Xishi

《问鹿三千》 Wen Lu San Qian by 光合积木 Voicegem, 吼浪文化 Houlang Studio, and 斗木獬编剧工作室 Doumuxie Screenwriting Studio

《师弟还不杀我灭口》 Shidi Hai Bu Sha Wo Mie Kou by 子鹿 Zi Lu

《默读》 Mo Du by priest

《督主有病》 Du Zhu You Bing by 杨溯 Yang Su

《海中爵》 Hai Zhong Jue by 七药 Qi Yao

《哏儿》 Gen’er by 南北逐风 Nan Bei Zhu Feng

《杀破狼》 Sha Po Lang by priest

《金牌助理之弯弯没想到》 Jin Pai Zhu Li zhi Wan Wan Mei Xiang Dao by (nominally) 非天夜翔 Fei Tian Ye Xiang and (mostly) 传奇火箭队 The Legendary Rocket Team

(unmarked spoilers, including but not limited to these titles, under the cut. for introductions of these titles, click here. for last year’s danmei awards, click here)

Best Worldbuilding

Winner: 《杀破狼》 Sha Po Lang by priest

This award goes to 《杀破狼》 Sha Po Lang for the effortless ease with which p大 manages to merge the genres of imperial intrigue, steampunk mecha, alternate history, and wuxia elements. Over the course of the novel, priest explores how the development of 紫流金-based technology leads the fictional Liang Dynasty into industrial revolution, and doesn’t hesitate to include all the negative consequences of early industrialization. So you’ve rolled out mechanical alternatives for farming? Have fun dealing with the uprisings of unemployed farmers while fending off international threats on your borders. So you want to roll out paper currency/government bonds to stimulate your war-torn economy? Good luck even getting people to trust the validity of paper the way they trust the hardness of coin. In a way, 《杀破狼》 Sha Po Lang carries on the tradition set down in priest’s earlier novel 《七爷》 Qi Ye of protagonists using decidedly underhanded methods to effect the change they wish to see in the world, and the morality thereof remains just as thorny in 《杀破狼》. what would you do in the name of peace? how much of yourself can you give away before you are no longer the same person?

oh and I have to give a shout-out to the trains in this book, I’d give this award to 《杀破狼》 Sha Po Lang for its (re-)invention of trains alone

Best Interrogation of Themes (aka the “Rent-Free Award”)

Winner: 《小蘑菇》 Xiao Mo Gu by 一十四洲 Yi Shi Si Zhou

I listened to 《小蘑菇》 Xiao Mo Gu via audiodrama before I read the novel, and every time I finished an episode I would have to just sit for a few hours, processing. Despite its seemingly lighthearted premise,  《小蘑菇》 Xiao Mo Gu shows us an apocalypse in all its cruel magnificence. The oppressive atmosphere of unending martial law, the seductive proximity of despair, the omnipresence and unpredictability of death, the utter lack of justice or closure or meaning in a world slowly grinding to a halt, the vast, inhuman lengths civilization will go to in the name of survival... to this day,  《小蘑菇》 Xiao Mo Gu haunts the solemnity of my early mornings with questions like what would you condone to survive? and wherein lies the locus of meaning when everything it means to be human has been stripped away? and like. I haven’t been the same since my mushroom phase, okay

Best Beleaguered Side Character Award

Winner: Ji Bolan from 《小蘑菇》 Xiao Mo Gu by 一十四洲 Yi Shi Si Zhou

This poor man had to deal with his childhood friend growing up to be a governmentally-licensed and universally-reviled mass murderer, the complete breakdown of the laws of physics, and witnessing Lu Feng and An Zhe flirt in front of his salad soup, all during the apocalypse that he is frantically trying to solve. Frankly, he’s allowed to roast Lu Feng as much as he wants, and the fact that he’s voiced by the same person who did AD!Jiang Cheng and AD!Xiao Zheng (winner of last year’s Best Beleaguered Side Character Award) is 1) extremely funny, 2) very on-brand, and 3) further proof that being in voice actor fandom 其乐无穷

Best Moment That Wrecked Me (aka the Knifiest Award)

Winner:  《默读》 Mo Du by priest

The character of Fei Du in priest’s 《默读》 is easily the character who had me clawing at the walls the most for the better part of this year (I’m still clawing at the walls, if we’re being honest). I am in love with everything about the way priest wrote him; from his introduction as the flamboyantly aggravating playboy chasing after Tao Ran (brilliant character work there as well as brilliant comedy, 感谢陶然不弯之恩 etc etc) to the slow, methodical reveal of his backstory and how deeply, deeply traumatized he is, Fei Du is one of the most complex and intelligent and nuanced and terribly lovable meow meows characters I’ve had the good fortune to run into

To pick a single Fei Du moment? A single one? Well if I have to choose, unfortunately it’s going to have to be chapter 180 朗诵（五） for the simple reason that it hurts me:

他恨不能撕裂时空，大步闯入七年前，一把抱起那个沉默的孩子，双手捧起他从不流露的伤痕，对他说一句“对不起，我来晚了”。

[Luo Wenzhou] wished he could tear apart time, to barge back into that moment seven years ago and pick up that silent child, to cradle those hidden wounds and say to him, “I’m sorry I was late.”

“我来晚了……”

“I was late...”

直到上了救护车，费渡才好像是有了点意识，难以聚焦的目光在骆闻舟脸上停留了许久，大概是认出了他，竟露出了一个微笑。

Fei Du only seemed to recover a semblance of consciousness when they loaded him into the ambulance. His eyes, unfocused, stopped on Luo Wenzhou’s face for a while before smiling slightly.

骆闻舟艰难地看懂了他无声的唇语。

Luo Wenzhou read his words in the soundless shape of his lips with difficulty.

他说：“没有了……怪物都清理干净了，我是最后一个，你可不可以把我关在你家？”

He said, “They’re all gone... All the monsters are taken care of, I’m the last one. Can you lock me up in your house?”

I’m just. if you need me I’ll be screaming about sunflowers in the abyss

Best Unreliable Narrator

Winner: Yan Zhuoqing and the Deer God of 《问鹿三千》 Wen Lu San Qian by 光合积木 Voicegem, 吼浪文化 Houlang Studio, and 斗木獬编剧工作室 Doumuxie Screenwriting Studio

surprising shortage of unreliable narrators in this year’s contenders, but 《问鹿三千》 makes up for it by having not one, but TWO unreliable narrators involved. can you believe that BOTH of these semi-immortal dumbasses have amnesia? smh Deer God you’re literally the god of time and memory, how you’ve even gotten this far I’ve got no idea

honorable mention: Fei Du from 《默读》 by priest. this man had the audacity to say the words “我没有创伤” / “I’m not traumatized” after asking for Luo Wenzhou’s assistance in recovering some of his repressed memories that he’d blocked out because of the — you guessed it — trauma

Best Himbo

Winner: Situ Jin from 《督主有病》 Du Zhu You Bing by 杨溯 Yang Su

I think it’s safe to say that Situ Jin is a Very Good Egg With No Braincells Whatsoever. None. This man had to be bullied into a hurt/comfort scenario by his future wife, and when she came to him for comfort, grieving her father’s death, he responded to her “now I’m all alone” with “don’t cry: you’re one, I’m one, together we’re two.” proud of u for basic math, bro, but is now really the time. his other highlights include: thinking dreamily about his wife while in prison, defending innocent bystanders regardless the personal cost, and continually failing to seek medical attention while bleeding out

Side Character I’m Still Mad About (aka the Gongyi Xiao Award)

Winner: Fu Luo from 《海中爵》 Hai Zhong Jue by 七药 Qi Yao

so it turns out that I am Weak for this very specific kind of character, the one who is a Good Kid, the one who tries their best to be responsible and reasonable, the one who could honestly be a protagonist in another novel. double points if you can trust them with a spreadsheet (Bian Yanmei), triple points if they’re delightfully lowkey devoted to the actual protagonist (can I get a wahoo for the Jiangzuo Alliance in here??)

and you know what the author does? murders them with prejudice

tl;dr I’m still not over Fu Luo, because like oh man that scene was well done but also ouch

"most memeworthy/meme-able"

(this one’s for you, @presumenothing)

Winner: 《督主有病》 Du Zhu You Bing by 杨溯 Yang Su

I mean I literally—

this book is a Very Serious and Somewhat Grimdark book, but I have to say the sheer amount of misunderstandings that occur are comical in their quantity. have you ever met two people more in love with each other and less capable of uttering a single sentence about it, it is only by the grace of the author that these two didn’t murder each other before their happy ending at the many given opportunities throughout the book

"most deserving of a shenshen OST"

(this one’s also for you, @presumenothing, ty for all the brilliant category recs)

Winner:  ........?

this is such an interesting award category to consider, because it’s like asking “which one of these texts would you like to hand a steak knife to gut you with,” but it also begs the question of what a shenshen OST would bring to the text that the existing music/adaptation doesn’t. it also raises the question of what kind of narrative (grand, sweeping, vast in scale or minute, gentle, heartbreaking?) would be most compatible with a shenshen OST?

my first thought was 《小蘑菇》 Xiao Mo Gu, since it has both the monumental scope and the fragile, breakable heart that shenshen OST’s are so suited for (他只是一个小蘑菇 goodbYE—), but the music of the 《小蘑菇》 Xiao Mo Gu AD is already so perfect I don’t actually want to add anything to it. my next thought would be 《问鹿三千》 Wen Lu San Qian — again, for that blend of scale and sorrow, wistfulness at what can never be and gratitude for what we have. but 《问鹿》 also has five songs already, and while a shenshen OST would be nice, it most certainly isn’t necessary

so I think I’m going to cheat and give this award to a title that isn’t even on the list of candidates this year, one that already has a shenshen OST: 《天宝伏妖录》 Tian Bao Fu Yao Lu by 非天夜翔 Fei Tian Ye Xiang, which has the great fortune to have Zhou Shen’s 《天地为念》  for its ongoing donghua title song. what a beautiful, meditative song; what an ethereal, gently sorrowful melody. extra brownie points because I maintain that Zhou Shen and 锦鲤 Jin Li (the voice of Kong Hongjun) are counterparts of each other in their respective industries, and also because I’m ride or die for both of them

"most untranslatable ever"

(category shout-out to — you guessed it — @presumenothing)

Winner: oh ABSOLUTELY 《金牌助理之弯弯没想到》 Jin Pai Zhu Li zhi Wan Wan Mei Xiang Dao by 非天夜翔 Fei Tian Ye Xiang and 传奇火箭队 The Legendary Rocket Team

I consider myself fairly proficient in audiodramas on 猫耳FM as a medium/genre now; I’m familiar with the ways script adaptation dovetails with post-production, the roles the voice directors and producers and casts play, the different twists that can happen with 报幕, what names to keep an eye out for while checking out the production team... so when I say that this audiodrama knocked me flat on the ass when I first listened to it, I really do mean that I was in no way prepared for the chaos that was to come. where do I even begin to describe it? the speed? the unhinged energy? the unending 吐槽 / roasts? the brilliant comedic pacing? the extremely 洗脑 片尾曲？whatever the hell this is?

this audiodrama is not only the most untranslatable ever due to the high concentration of internet and culture-specific slang, but also apparently the most impossible to explain ever. idk. listen to this AD and lose your mind

Most Brilliant Moment of Backstabbery

Winner: ch. 116 of 《无双》 Wu Shuang by 梦溪石 Meng Xishi

I described 《无双》 Wu Shuang as “a book about roasting your rival first, saving your dynasty second,” but perhaps didn’t do justice to the sheer lengths these two will go to one-up each other. I’d like to take this moment to recognize a certain flamboyant demonic sect leader (that is somehow not Yan Wushi) for not just habitually backstabbing (gently, for funsies) his love interest but also getting some frontstabbery (once, with great intention) in as well. truly, no one out here is doing it like Feng Xiao

honorable mention: 《不小心救了江湖公敌》 Bu Xiao Xin Jiule Jianghu Gong Di by 六木乔 Liu Muqiao, for the sheer quantity of backstabbing that occurs. maybe this is simply what happens when all of your characters are professional evildoers at fluctuating levels of retirement

Best Comfort Media

Winner: 《哏儿》 Gen’er by 南北逐风 Nan Bei Zhu Feng

earlier this year, I went around asking various people: what makes a book, movie, or other text comfort media for you? listening to the answers, it occurred to me that I don’t really have texts that I turn to on a semi-regular basis to re-read or re-watch. especially because my favorite books tend to be the ones that rip my heart out through my throat, the idea of choosing a “comfort read” from among them seems somewhat, er, misguided

and then I ran into 《哏儿》 Gen’er, which is the only text I’ve chosen to carry over from last year’s danmei awards because the second season of the AD  aired this year. this webnovel/AD is also, genre-wise, the outlier in this year’s awards — no magic, no speculative elements, not a single sword in sight, just slice-of-life, daily trials and tribulations, characters balancing budgets and bantering backstage and discussing art over hotpot. the cast and characters of 《哏儿》 feel real and lived-in in a way that is so deeply precious to me; at times throughout the year, I would simply cue up the beginning of S2E2 to listen to the first fifteen minutes or so to quiet down. the ongoing discussions threaded throughout the narrative about the roles of traditional culture and art in modern society, how to adapt traditional forms to contemporary values and preferences, and the ever-relevant question of how to get other people to care about things you love... 《哏儿》 hits different, hits real close to home, asks thought-provoking questions in a gentle, lighthearted manner in a way that is totally unique among the danmei works I’ve read, so here I am, conferring this new, foreign honor upon it. it’s a first for both of us!

Most Ambitious Scope

Winner: 《问鹿三千》 Wen Lu San Qian by 光合积木 Voicegem, 吼浪文化 Houlang Studio, and 斗木獬编剧工作室 Doumuxie Screenwriting Studio

I know, I know — very bold of me to give this award to an audiodrama that’s still airing, that we don’t know if it’ll ever be completed, but I still have to take a moment to yell about this completely original episodic gufeng AD, because like... wow. there is no answer key; there is no original work; there is no blueprint to work off of, no pre-existing fanbase of readers to appeal to. this entire project with its xuanhuan scope will succeed or fail based on its merits alone, and what scope it has, too — from the five voice actor songs (I guess everyone in 光合积木 can sing too??? sure that’s fine I guess) to penning scripts that play specifically to the voice actors’ strengths, to engaging with thorny dynamics of family and relationship and devotion and misalignment, I think it’s real gutsy of the 《问鹿》 creative team to embark on such a vast and ambitious project, and carry it off as well as they did. now it’s just 乖巧坐等更新.jpeg hours, fingers crossed they come back for a season 2

Best Work I Was Songbaited Into

Winner: 《小蘑菇》 Xiao Mo Gu by 一十四洲 Yi Shi Si Zhou

Definitely the first thing that even put 《小蘑菇》 Xiao Mo Gu on my radar was 奇然’s 《风过荒野》  appearing in my YouTube algorithm. The song’s arrangement is haunting, lyrical,  and so unlike any other AD song I’ve ever heard. The second season’s 《极光入夜》 is also transcendent in lyrics, composition, and the fact that both of the main voice actors can sing 哎呦还让人活吗—and don’t even get me started on the beautiful piano and string covers they work into the soundtrack! 声罗万象请受我一拜！

let’s put it this way: I actually went out of my way to translate the 《小蘑菇》 songs (here and here) for how hard they go. one day I’ll get over the lines “玫瑰静默凋谢” and “审判是我于你的吻别” but today will not be that day

honorable mention: 《督主有病》 Du Zhu You Bing by 杨溯 Yang Su, for having the opposite energy of the 《默读》 AD asdlfskdfjs no less than FIVE original songs composed for a THREE season AD. I was on the fence about listening to this AD until I heard 远皓ZIL’s 《燃灯》, which immediately joined my playlist before I’d even read the book. Again, the lyricism, the arrangement, the melancholy, deeply thoughtful atmosphere of the song got me interested in exactly what kind of maddeningly angsty plot could result in these lyrics:

我愿抚拂前尘 燃着灯 做你归途的引 / I would brush away the dust of our past and light a lamp, and be what guides you back

只求你破迷津 渡极乐 回首看我在等  / I only pray that you break free from the labyrinth and deliver paradise, to look back and see me waiting

我匍匐入尘埃 叩长阶 奉上所有虔诚 / I crawl through the dirt, pressing my forehead to the stone steps of the long stairway, offering up all of my piety

 只为听你亲将 相思说 那纸情书太薄 / just to hear you say, yearning for me, that this love letter is too thin

不载残生颠簸 无你我 苦不可脱 / it cannot carry what’s left of our tumultuous lives — without you or me, life would be bitter with no escape

Audiodrama Adaptation with the Strongest First Episode

Winner: 《督主有病》 Du Zhu You Bing by 杨溯 Yang Su

Adaptation is a delicate and tricky practice; how do you accommodate for the limits of production, the requirements of medium, when it comes to translating a work across dimensions? And particularly when it comes to AD’s, how can you capture a listener’s attention within the first few episodes, to bait them into the story and make them willing to pay money to unlock what happens next?

this award has to go to 珞玉 Luo Yu and 子穆木 Zi Mumu for their adaptation of 杨溯 Yang Su’s novel 《督主有病》 Du Zhu You Bing. The book itself runs chronologically, from the two main characters first meeting each other as children, the months they spend together, their sudden (and deeply traumatic) parting, and then resumes the narrative the next time they meet each other seven years down the line, attempting to kill each other (in their defense, it was dark, and neither of them were sure if the other survived the massacre that separated them in the first place). Episode 1 “故人来” of the AD begins with that reunion as Shen Jue, disposing of a body, finds an injured assassin just outside the palace walls. They grapple in the dark until they recognize each other, and the way post-production editing fills in their backstory through a quick, tantalizing flashback and brings the listener back out of it by overlapping young!Xiahou Lian and present!Xiahou Lian saying the same lines (“shaoye, remember: don’t look back, don’t say anything—”)... well done, well played, I sure paid money to listen to the rest of this AD

Audiodrama Adaptation with the Strongest First Ten Minutes

Winner: 《海中爵》 Hai Zhong Jue by 七药 Qi Yao

haha I think I’m hilarious, but while 《督主》 has the strongest first episode I would also like to shout out how good the first ten minutes of 《海中爵》 Hai Zhong Jue are. seamless transition from baby Hailian to adult Hailian, from quiet lullaby to sea battle, and establishing Hailian’s sass, competence, kindness, and swashbuckling swagger as well as introducing Fang Tinglan (and his shamelessness asldfksj). credit has to go to the director 齐杰, the scriptwriter 虾仁猪心@一梦还江月, and the post-production editor 时柒@丶为之奈何 for pacing the opening scene so well, and an extra special shout-out to 梅梅 (韬韬你是最棒的) for the funniest little “bye~~~” as he throws someone off a boat

Most Heartwrenching Line Delivery in an Audiodrama (aka the Knifiest Award, audio edition)

Winner: S1E7 of the 《默读》Mo Du audiodrama

I can yell for years about how talented voice actors are, but there are specific moments while listening where I have to pause for a second or ten and silently mouth “damn”

杨天翔 Yang Tianxiang’s performance as Fei Du in season 1, episode 7 of the 《默读》 Mo Du audiodrama knocks it out of the goddamn solar system with the plaza broadcast scene — this was a scene that I was pretty eh on in the novel, but after listening to it in the AD... 当! 场! 封! 神! with Yang Tianxiang’s measured delivery, the slow excavation of the depth of Fei Du’s anguish, the forced steadiness of his voice when he says “你们如果都这么狠心，为什么以前还要表现出好像很在乎我们的样子?” / “If all of you were always this cruel, why did you pretend to care about us so much in the beginning?” underlaid by the devastatingly quiet, melancholy piano backing of 《以沫》 that then kicks into the sequence that culminates in 何忠义 He Zhongyi’s “等我回来!” / “Wait for me to come home!”... (silently screams into a paper bag) I’m not okay and I haven’t been okay for months

Honorable Mentions:

S2E2 “也恨相逢” of 《督主有病》 Du Zhu You Bing by 杨溯 Yang Su: specifically for 梅梅’s line “少爷，这是我的命” / “shaoye, this is my fate.” for a scene that didn’t even exist in the original novel... hot damn wow

E12 “绝不复寡“ of 《师弟还不杀我灭口》 Shidi Hai Bu Sha Wo Mie Kou by 子鹿 Zi Lu: 锦鲤 has the range and this AD proves it! While he spends most of the AD being generally the comedic, satirical commentary, Zhong Yan/Qin Mingxi absolutely begging, tears in his voice, for Gu Xuanyan to leave him to die in this scene? look I’m not immune to this trope either

S1E13·上 of 《问鹿三千》 Wen Lu San Qian by 光合积木 Voicegem, 吼浪文化 Houlang Studio, and 斗木獬编剧工作室 Doumuxie Screenwriting Studio: (cups hands around mouth, yells) 马! 老! 师! it’s hard to explain the heartbreaking context of the line I have in mind without giving away the entire story, but 马正阳’s throat-scraping scream of “我要你爱我” / “I want you to love me!” is wince-inducing from the sheer force of the raw anguish in it

wooooo and that’s a wrap! thanks for tuning into the 2022 danmei awards :)

looking forward at my reading list, I’m not sure I’ll be doing a 2023 round since my reading is taking me in different directions and I simply might not have enough candidates to fill out a whole awards post next year (and I suspect I’ll have gone so far off the map that people won’t even have the faintest idea what I’m talking about anymore asldkfajsd)

it’s been fun!!! catch you all in the new year!!

[xinguozhi]

联合早报华文B

李莫愁    …

[sgdlr-asdfghjkl]

Link Click Musical update 153

(Qiang Dongyue's birthday and Cai Qi's concert tangent)

Covering these (crossed out one done in update 152) 🌟

As always, check Encore Musical's weibo for Qiang Dongyue's birthday clip, she does a lil dance 🥳

Links to videos in replies: Cai Qi's performance of 'What Time Taught Me' (时光教会我的).

March 30th, noon: Ding Xingchen, Wu Yihan, Cai Lu

They are so criminally underrated that I only found 2 clips and a few photos from a Cai Lu's fan from this day 😔

Thankfully, lots of cute Ding Xingchen stage door photos 😊 Good to see him back in a good health :>

March 31st, noon: Cai Qi, Wang Minhui, Qian Anqi

On the occasion of cq&wmh lineup I'd like to do a tangent about Cai Qi's personal concert event 'Another me in the world' on March 29th.

As for Link Click references, Cai Qi sings 'What Time Taught Me', a song from lc s1 (⬆in the outfit above, yes) 🌟

Guest actors, Cai Qi's friends, were promoting plays they performed in together with cq (忘忧世界/Forgotten World, 遗愿清单/Bucket List, 杨戬/Yang Jian). There are Zhang Zhihan (he did 'Dive Back in time' song and tuttng cover!) and Shen Shuai (androgynous dance king) from Forgotten World (I love this play, ok?), Wang Minhui from like 10+ plays he did together with Cai Qi etc. And they performed separately or in a group as Cai Qi's 'clones' (he calls them that).

I'm explaining this very poorly, so listen, here's the concert's tag #蔡淇平行世界个人音乐会# ​​​search it on weibo for videos (wmh or cq tags will do too). They do a mf kpop dance break and Wang Minhui looks like a million dollars 100% of the time.

Also wmh at some point nags cq '[...] you will have to act with me the day after tomorrow.' (referencing lc musical).

Thanks @/bhd322418 on twt for telling me more about the concert 💖 tangent over ✨

When it comes to the actual lc stage, the actors' tags were flooded by concert stuff >< but I believe they had good old fun pinching each other and butchering rock paper scissors 😌

March 31st, night: Bai Zhuoming, Wu Yihan, Qian Dongyue

It was time for Qiang Dongyue's birthday celebration 🎉If you don't remember, that's her :>

I still have more Bai Zhuoming's photos I wanna share, but I have to save them for later :<

Bye bye <3

[herosone111]

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有人一辈子就活在几个假故事里

文/六神磊磊

最近看金庸《倚天屠龙记》，读出三个很有趣的现象。

第一个现象，赵敏什么都知道：

「赵小姐谈吐甚健，说起原各派的武林轶事，竟有许多连殷天正父子也不知道的。她……出言似乎漫不经意，但一褒一赞，无不词中窍要。”」

看，连殷天正老法王都不知道的，她也知道。

她甚至连普通女弟子周芷若的事都知道。

「赵敏道：“张教主神功无敌，听说曾以乾坤大挪移法从灭绝师太夺得此剑，何以反为此剑所伤？”

“又听说剑伤张教主者，乃是峨嵋派一个青年女弟子，武功也只平平，小妹对此殊为不解。”

张无忌脸上一红，心道：“她怎知道得这般清楚？”

赵敏微笑道：“那位周芷若周姊姊定是太美丽了，是不是？”」

第二个现象，中层什么都半知道不知道：

「丐帮执法长老：“不错，魔教的淫邪之徒确有项采花的法门，男女都会。峨嵋派的女弟子纪晓芙，就因了魔教杨逍的邪术，闹得身败名裂。张无忌的父亲张翠山，也是被白眉鹰王之女的妖法所困。

“那鞑子郡主必是中了张无忌这小魔头的采花邪法，因而失身于他，木已成舟，生米煮成熟饭，便自甘堕落而不能自拔了。”

丐帮群豪一齐点头称是。」

半知道不知道，还经常“点头称是”。

第三个现象是，底层什么都不知道：

「众百姓纷纷谈论，说的都是今日“游皇城”的热闹豪阔。

有人道：“南方明教造反，今日关帝菩萨游行时眼大放煞气，反贼定能扑灭。”有人道：“明教有弥勒菩萨保佑，看来关圣帝君和弥勒佛将有一场大战！”

又有人说：“贾鲁大人拉夫掘黄河，挖出一个独眼石人，那石人背上刻有两行字道：‘莫道石人一只眼，挑动黄河天下反’，这是运数使然，勉强不来的！”」

关注了一辈子时事，结果知道的就是：“关圣帝君和弥勒佛将有一场大战！”今天分析关帝能不能了弥勒，明天讨论弥勒能不能赢关帝。

一个假故事，可以聊三年。

十个假故事，这一辈子就(被骗着)过去了。

那么假故事是怎么来的呢？当然是有人故意编的。

比如陈友谅、宋青书编的：

「“陈友谅：‘此女（周芷若）和宋兄弟青梅竹马，素有婚姻之约，哪知却给魔教的张无忌横刀夺爱……宋兄弟气愤不过！’”

“宋青书恨恨的道：‘张无忌这小子相貌平平，并无半点英俊潇洒之处，只是学到了魔教的（采花）邪术，善于迷惑女子，许多青年女子便都堕入了他的彀中。’”」

然后丐帮群豪就听进去了：

「“丐帮群豪大声鼓噪，都说誓当宰了张无忌这淫贼，要助宋青书夺回妻子。”」

看，丐帮群雄听了这个假故事，立刻群情踊跃，要为武当后备掌门宋青书抢女人。

最后宋青书得到女人；陈友谅得到流量和权柄；群情踊跃的丐帮群豪得到什么？

他们得到了(去当小兵打明教，然后假如能活下来)硬刚张无忌的机会啊！

——

去围攻光明顶和明教打，自己死了，为朝廷当炮灰，还不知道自己帮了自己的敌人，这就是信息里的丐帮，其实就是被人挑拨去害人。

中国水军是如何对付一个人的？

水军其实是可以后台知道谁是谁的，然后针对这个人，在很多网站里进行谩骂侮辱，

你想想，假如你总被老板骂，回家你也会一肚子气，容易发火，假如有人被水军攻击，他很容易会情绪失控，何况是台钢的亲戚那么小一个孩子？

然后他的情绪被引发，假如你以为自己说公道话，其实他不会知道的，他也会以为你也是对方一路的，所以会攻击你。

这就是为什么你找不到攻击对方的来源，因为这是一个很庞大的组织，你只看到你自己网站上对对方的攻击，但其实在对方接受的信息里，敌人是在每个网站连续说同一件事，不断递进攻击的，就像一群幽灵在追踪对方，而你是无法像对方那样看到这种连续性。

中国网络水军，是一堆企业背后的支配者所控制的。

这种东西叫“辛迪加”，其实中国没有多少私人公司，每个公司实际最大权力的不是CEO，好像是一个中国政府派进去的类似“书记”的人，这个人甚至可以控制公司是否能卖出股票，中国股票涨跌可控制，你CEO也不能控制。(现在好像已经取消这个人的职位了，采用大数据和各种其他技术调配所有公司组成的联合体。每个人只知道自己的任务，但是任务组合起来会发生什么他不知道，就像让一个机器人给另一个机器人送去箭，另一个机器人射箭，但是后面这个机器人没有视力，不知道射箭会杀死一个人一样。)

华为是私人公司吗？中国没有这么大的私人公司。甚至中国就没有任何公司，只有一个政体和他控制的利益体系，为什么我会被攻击？你看看我的技术和策略造成多少利益？假如我不受控制，你觉得会怎样？我会带来人类的美好时光。这样有人就不满意了，人类必须分裂和互相敌对才不会静下来，就没有心思找到真正的幕后黑手了。

这个世界本来就没有公平可言。

香港的人以为他们知道我是什么人，其实他们真的不知道，他们就是那种点头称是的丐帮。

马云会知道自己的投资实际从哪里来吗？孙正义会知道吗？(现在他们应该已经撤资)STEAM知道吗？苹果知道吗？虚幻引擎知道吗？N卡知道吗？好莱坞知道吗？美国政府知道吗？日本游戏和动漫公司连谁在背后整他们和给他们投资都不知道。他们知道要攻击我，他们不知道为什么会有人推动他们的情绪要攻击我。

他们知道得很多，但其实不知道背后还有什么，我不说，有的事我不想随便说。

不过，他们背后抹黑我，对我禁言封号，你知道为什么吗？因为假如他们正面抹黑我，很快就会被我澄清，例如他们说我不专一，其实被我知道马上就反驳了。

他们就是要背后使手段抹黑，不会正面和我说话，而且要把我文章弄乱。

假如我正常说话会被禁言封号，那我只能隐晦地说话，这样他们又能嘲讽我是疯子谜语人。

所以你明白了吧，为什么我现在写文章这么正常，就因为我没在中国政府控制的网站里写文章而已，因为我写的文章不正常的背后是有托拉斯组织，辛迪加集团希望控制和窃取我，并吞并世界，他们就是让人不能说话。

台湾的李敖说什么白色恐怖，简直小儿科，台湾有多少人？他们人手都不够去控制别人，你李敖不需要任何手段就能去别的国家网站说话，中国人说话根本说不出来。台湾人就是废物，他们知道的事和香港、日本没区别，完全是丐帮级别，大陆只要做好政治宣传，然后就瞬间灭了台湾。你真正知道大陆的人被多年控制的思想之后，你会发现中国政府一句话能推他们去毁灭世界，假如全民公投毁灭日本，下一秒核弹就发射，假如现在中国有人被推动来杀我，我觉得很正常，因为这也不是第一次了，我甚至都不知道他们用的什么武器。

巴菲特不如把部分钱捐给我好了，虽然我也不知道该干什么，不通过中国政府，直接给我。

你的敌人辛迪加集团已经上线至少37年，在不断用利益诱惑你放弃你的基础，用各种方法破坏你的系统，阻止我带来和平，而你对此一无所知，还以为他们是你的朋友。

邓朴方也不知道是不是故意假装相信别人告诉他的毛泽东谋害自己，然后故意从中获利的。

其实我知道，我只是不想说出来，因为有的事在暗中准备，你们会看到那些人攻击我，然后找到背后发生的事，你们最终会发现背后导致世界末日的政治家集团，至于你们是否战斗我不在乎，因为我没有后代，而你们不战斗后代就会变成玩具。

[kholran]

Yang Yang 浔山海之远，承时代气象森罗万千，与坚定信念共生，感受今夜浮光流转。 // Mountains and seas, inheriting the majestic atmosphere of the times, coexisting with firm beliefs, and feeling the passing of light tonight.

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