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i hope this is not too filthy but i need gojo to spit in my mouth and absolutely degrade and humiliate me 🙏🏻 him in that black shirt is doing things to me dibwduhwjd
-🍪 anon
you can never get too dirty... not in my asks. kinda corruption??? I COULDN'T HANDLE WRITING THIS, losing my mind,,,,
Satoru runs his thumb over your lower lip as you stand inches below his height, he grins. Your body was stripped of your clothing, as he wore a black shirt as well as black pants. You're pretty tiny compared to him, and he loves it, loves the way he can just make you do things for him, and you will.
"Aww, pretty baby,, you wanna be ruined, hm?—" He chuckles when you nod heavily, before guiding your jaw to open, your lips parting as he leans a bit closer. "Here, don't waste it, 'kay? It's pretty special." he drags out the end in a sing-song tune before letting his spit slide out of his mouth and land directly on your tongue, gliding to the back of your throat.
You swallow.
"Good, so good. You really do listen, huh?—" He chuckles, lowering his hand to let his graze against the rest of your body, forming goosebumps. He gently pushed you, causing you to stumble and fall back onto the bed behind you, his eyes darkening.
"Mh, lay on your stomach, and put your ass up."
You listened, turning your body onto your stomach, and lifting your ass up for him, only to feel him give your cheek a sharp smack. "Oooh, imagine if someone saw you like this." Another smack, "Oh, it's turning red." smack.
You hushed your moans by biting on your lower lip, tears prickling at the corners. He didn't hold back his smacks, it's almost like he wanted it to hurt you. You heard him undoing your pants, feeling the adrenaline raise into your veins as you tried to stay still.
He slowly spread your hole, taking his time to let nervousness settle into you. He spat down onto the entrance, spreading it with two fingers. "Hm, do you think I should,, go in? Is that what you want? I can't tell!—" he feinted confusion as he backed away, not touching you at all.
You let out a small whine, mumbling, "Yes— that, that's what I want—" he cut you off, "Huh? Your voice is so quiet, get louder or I won't know." you stayed quiet for a bit.
"Please!— Please fuck me, Satoru— Please, I want you so bad, need you, ple—" You got cut off again by him forcing his cock into your entrance, his hand gripping onto your ass as he already began pounding into you at a brutal pace.
"Hehe, I was gonna do this anyway, just wanted to make you look stupid—" He knew you couldn't form a reply or any word for that matter. Your moans bounced off the wall, as well as the loud slapping of your bodies meeting. Tears slowly streamed down your face, as well as drool dribbling out the side of your mouth all the while Satoru continued to slap and squeeze at the raw meat of your ass.
"I bet you look so fucking stupid—" you heard from behind you, feeling his hand wrap around your stomach and the other tangle itself around your hair, pulling your body flat against his chest, not slowing down his onslaught on your insides.
He grabbed at your jaw, craning your neck so you could face him, his shiny blue eyes staring back at you with a certain darkness you couldn't quite place.
"Such a silly face." He murmered, moving closer to place a sweet kiss on your nose. You stifled a whine as your body shook with bliss, your eyes shutting before you quickly opened them to look into his eyes as you came.
"Oooh, you came? Just from me kissing your nose? Gosh, what a fucking whore." He chuckled as he leaned closer to kiss your lips; the kiss was sloppy, messy, and lust filled. Your saliva mixed in your mouth, sliding down your chin as he pulled away to look at you.
"Such a stupid, stupid, face you're making.—" He reached over grabbing his phone from the bed where he set it earlier, holding it around your face and snapping a photo of your dazed face.
"Wanna remember it forever."
#gojou satoru x reader#gojo satoru smut#satoru gojo#gojo satoru#gojo smut#jjk satoru#jujutsu kaisen satoru#gojou satoru x you#satoru smut#jjk satoru gojo#smut#gn reader#jjk smut#Satoru—♡#《answered》#《🍪 nonnie》#《 asks. 》
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I don’t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as it’s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.
#christianity#catholic#religion#not heresy#this is why I answer theological questions#laugh all you want#just don’t be loud and wrong
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Hey are you offended by the word bitch? I'm going to send you a hate anon, but I saw that you go by she/her and I respect women
don't let anything stop u from being a hater king
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Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.
LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.
Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.
Sources:
#unforth rambles#fuck ai#llms#sorry but i think this every time I see a reblog with more haha funny answers#how many tries did it take to generate the absurd#how many resources got wasted just to prove what we already know - that these tools are a joke#please stop contributing to this
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pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual
im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out
#like im asexual its def not gonna be like that for me#but she still thinks it is soo#but like. cuddling can totally be platonic there doesnt gotta be such a fuss abt it 😭#i get her pov but c'mon#asexual#aromantic#<- for reach#edit: ...its censored because i want to btw#like. ik im in the horniest social media but i wanna censor it so i do#ik i wont get shadowbanned like in tiktok lmao#im not even in tiktok......😭#so yup i censored it for my own comfort 💯 hope this answered your questions pls shut up now lmaooo
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all that remained were fields of dreamless solitude
only you can show me this
#jayvik#arcane#do you think he kept talking to him for years and years#and discussing the ideas like they used to but he never answered#do you think jayce still has some life to him because he wasn't alone there all this time
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What’s your thoughts on Delicious in Dungeons Character Designs?
Ryoko Kui is the best to ever do it.
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when will we talk about the willful helplessness epidemic on here. So many people on this god forsaken website demand to have any and all things that exist outside their personal experiences directly, personally pre-chewed and spoonfed to them. And when you do, they'll then ask for you to swallow for them, too, because, you see, in THEIR experience..,
#this is about people who show up in the replies asking shit that has already been answered in the replies#this is about people who show up in reblogs asking people to explain very obvious things to them that'd take one second of listening to#others' experiences to be aware of#For the love of god if you're presented with information or turns of ohrase that conflict with your personal experience don't just sit down#Consider that perhaps things unlike you exist and that things that are one way for you may be different for others#This isn't difficult you just need to stop centering yourself as the only point of reference you have#you're not. There is so much more than you out there. And you can hold it and know it#you just need to get the FUCK OVER YOURSELF#fucking christ#mumblr#problemnyatic thoughts
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are you a Byron or Wilde apologist?
concerned citizens from 1895 are messaging me
#anon this was a hit with the group chat. like i won't answer it seriously. but easily my fav message ever#begrudging byron tag
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hi any life advice for 21yo
Don't date thirty-year-olds until you are at least 25.
Having a glass of water for every glass of alcohol will give you a 50% reduction in hangover viciousness.
Bad people will use your willingness to be quiet as a weapon against you. If someone's being awful to you and trusting you'll be quiet to keep from making waves, surprise them.
There is no physical object in the world that is worth as much as your honor.
Honor is not the same as dignity. Retaining one sometimes means leaving the other aside.
Don't have any sex you don't want to have; have as much as you want of the sex that you do, whether that's a lot, a little, or none at all. Nothing you can do to your own body is immoral, unless you're doing it as an act of self-punishment.
Food is morally neutral. You do not have to earn the right to eat calories. Fat and sugar keep your brain from eating itself.
Learning to sit still and breathe--in, in, in, hold, hold, hold, out, out, out, out, out, out--can give you five feet of clear space around yourself in a maelstrom.
Find out how to make three good meals: A comfort meal you can make for just yourself relatively easily, a fancy meal you can use to wow a date, and a meal you can feed a bunch of people. All the other cooking can come later, but you can build a community on those three meals.
If you ever get to the point that things are so bleak you can see no other way forward but to die, make any other choice. If that means leaving everything you own and being a beach bum, or quitting your career, or taking up or leaving a religion, or deciding to bicycle across the country, so be it; living means more chances, dying means everything stops and you don't get to see any more interesting things. As you have not yet seen all the things that can interest you, it is better to live.
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The only example of straight oppression is the fact that Amsterdam for straight people is associated with the red light district where generally straight men can pay for sex with beautiful European women. However, for gay people, Amsterdam has a legal gay cruising, clothing optional section of a park where gay men can have sex for free in public.
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honestly. i need a threesome w satosugu‼️
-🍪 anon
i am definitely making a part 2 [longer post], but for now here's a drabble for you, my dearrr !!!
because i'm very normal about suguru, i like to imagine the satoru would be there because suguru invited him.
suguru set rules and satou knew that, he couldn't exactly fuck into you until you were screaming 'satoru—' but he didn't mind, the sight of tears slowly streaming down your cheeks as you looked up at him from gagging on his dick was good too.
suguru laid his hand on the back of your head as he guided your movements on his friends cock, his own cock fucking into you.
"their mouth feels good, right?—" suguru chuckles out, as he watches satoru stifle a moan behind his hand, nodding along with what he said. it all felt so overwhelming to you, satoru's ragged breathing was mixed along with suguru's and it drived you insane. your moans vibrating satoru's cock as you desperately clawed on his thighs, suguru speeding up his onslaught on your insides.
"s'gooooood, my god—" satoru breathes out as he bucks his hips upwards, causing you to gag. your drool dribbling down his balls slapping back up to your chin. suguru lowers one of his hands to your ass cheek, delivering a sharp smack, before squeezing it then slowly pulling it to the side to observe the way you sucked him in so deliciously.
#suguru geto#geto suguru#geto suguru smut#getou suguru smut#getou suguru x reader#jjk suguru#satoru gojo#gojo satoru#gojo satoru smut#satosugu#satosugu smut#gojou satoru x reader#jjk satoru#jujutsu kaisen satoru#jjk smut#《 asks. 》#《🍪 nonnie》#《answered》#Suguru ☆—♡#gn reader
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@schnuffel-danny hehehe
regarding this post: from schnuffle
#jackal shenanigans#danny phantom#skeh#dp x spn#supernatural#superphantom#castiel#dean winchester#sam winchester#danny fenton#6/17/24#hehehe I’m on some sort of crack or something I’m so happy to be out of artblockkkkkk thank u schnuffllle ily you cured me#also somrhging abt that rb chain rubbed me the wrong way I had to refocus and drew this before I could answer lol
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YOURE 30???????
yeah I mean i've been posting on tumblr since 2011, I'm part of the geriatric tumblrinas
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packing for a trip is like ok i need 30 pairs of underwear. my entire medicine cabinet. T shirt?
#currently debating if i should leave my fun shoes at home & sadly the answer is yes. i will probably only be wearing my dorky walking shoes#and i dont have the space for more..... 😔😔😔😔😔#trb.txt
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