#⪡||⋇ [alanna hc] ⋇||⪢

[onyourstageleft]

headcanon: after Faithful dies, the little miniature Pounce at Beka's feet from the Cooper family shrine goes back to having purple eyes. it's a while before George notices it, maybe when he's packing up his things to move to Pirate's Swoop with his new goddess-touched wife, but as soon as he sees it, he connects the dots and just goes "well that explains a lot"

[unopenablebox]

honestly id believe alanna was aro and/or ace before kel. alanna spends all her time having various men tell her she's afraid of love and that's why it's ok for them to just start trying to fuck her until she understands that deep down she's into it! the books are pretty compatible with a read where she's actually just not that into men and is basically incapable of navigating it or noticing because it's so inextricable from her trying and being scared of living as a woman and that's already so shame-bound and potentially life-threatening that like, how would she even notice

but, you know, at the end she got married to the guy who forcibly kissed her when she was 14 and he was 22, so it must have been fine the whole time

by contrast kel is like actively On The Hunt and is thwarted only by circumstance! but she's kind of tall and unfeminine and she didn't get married at the end so yk. must not have wanted to after all

[crownshattered-arch]

|| tag drop because SCREW YOU TUMBLR... (part 1)

⪡||⋇ [alanna music] ⋇||⪢

⪡||⋇ [alanna hc] ⋇||⪢

⪡||⋇ [alanna ask] ⋇||⪢

⪡||⋇ [alanna musings] ⋇||⪢

⪡||⋇ [alanna ic] ⋇||⪢

⪡||⋇ [ithaqua music] ⋇||⪢

⪡||⋇ [ithaqua hc] ⋇||⪢

⪡||⋇ [ithaqua ask] ⋇||⪢

⪡||⋇ [ithaqua musings] ⋇||⪢

⪡||⋇ [ithaqua ic] ⋇||⪢

⪡||⋇ [rosalie music] ⋇||⪢

⪡||⋇ [rosalie hc] ⋇||⪢

⪡||⋇ [rosalie ask] ⋇||⪢

⪡||⋇ [rosalie musings] ⋇||⪢

⪡||⋇ [rosalie ic] ⋇||⪢

⪡||⋇ [sam music] ⋇||⪢

⪡||⋇ [sam hc] ⋇||⪢

⪡||⋇ [sam ask] ⋇||⪢

⪡||⋇ [sam musings] ⋇||⪢

⪡||⋇ [sam ic] ⋇||⪢

[crownshattered]

|| Tiny headcanon, but NEVER LET HER DRIVE. Blastcycle, car, even carriage/sled, just NEVER LET HER DRIVE....girl likes going fast but does not have the control for it XDD

[gunnerfc]

Alanna Kennedy NSFW Alphabet (18+, minors DNI!)

A: Aftercare

Alanna helps you calm down by whispering cute things in your ear or different praises about how well you took her and how you're such a good girl

B: Body Part (their favorite body part of themselves and their partner)

Alanna’s favorite body part is her hands, she just loves having her hands all over your body and making you feel good with them

Her favorite body part of yours is your thighs, she loves marking them up and knowing she’s the only one who knows they are there

C: Cum (anything to do with cum)

After she’s fucked you with a strap, she’ll have you suck it off so it’s all clean again so she can fuck you again

D: Dirty Secret 

She likes to fuck you in front of mirrors so you can see everything she’s doing to you

E: Experience (Are they experienced? Do they know what they are doing?) 

Alanna is experienced and knows what she’s doing

F: Favorite Position 

Having you face down, ass up as she rails you

G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous?)

She’s always serious during sex

I: Intimacy (How intimate are they during the moment?)

The intimacy is usually after sex, not during

J: Jack off (Masturbation HC) 

She likes watching you get yourself off, it’s such a turn on for her

K: Kink (One or more of their kinks) 

Degrading, she will say some of the nastiest things to you while she’s fucking you

L: Location (Favorite place to have sex)

Anywhere, one of her favorite places outside of the bedroom is fitting rooms at different clothing stores because of the mirrors and because the thought of getting caught spurs her on

M: Motivation (What turns them on?) 

Having you near her turns her on, but loves it when you sit in her lap and she will take the chance and put her hand down your pants to finger you

N: No (Something they wouldn't do)

She is not sharing you with anyone, she might enjoy the idea of someone catching you but no one else is allowed to touch you

O: Oral (Preference on giving or receiving)

Giving, she loves how you taste on her mouth

P: Pace (Fast & Rough? Slow & Sensual?) 

Fast and rough all the time, it’s even rougher if she’s jealous

Q: Quickie (Thoughts on quickies) 

Alanna is a fan of them, though they don’t let her truly do everything she likes to do to you but she’s not going to say no to fucking you

R: Risk (Are they open to experimenting) 

She is, and she’ll always bring stuff up to you for the two of you to talk about beforehand

S: Stamina (How many rounds) 

Many long rounds all the time

T: Toys 

Her favorite strap gets used every time but she also likes to use vibrators or nipple clamps on you

U: Unfair (Do they like the tease)

Alanna loves to tease you, she’s very degrading with her teasing which has you whining and begging

V: Volume (How loud are they? What sounds do they make) 

She’s not the loudest, she actually makes more sounds when she’s fucking you rather than when you make her cum

W: Wild Card (Random HC)

The first time you two hooked up in a fitting room is when Alanna discovered she liked fucking you in front of mirrors because it meant you got see what she was doing and she got to watch your expressions change as she fucked you

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Her sex drive is high, she just loves fucking you and would spend all her time doing so if possible

Z: ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

She doesn’t fall asleep quickly, she’ll be up for a bit after even if you’ve already fallen asleep

[insomniakisses]

mixed aussies x omega r hcs? should have been more specific srry

Mixed Aussies Pack with Omega Reader General HCs

The perfect ballence

The youngest 3 of you being Omegas and the older ones being alphas was perfect

There’s also the fact there is 3 Omegas and 6 alphas

So heats are amazing because thats 2 alphas for each omega

And they all share

The three of you omegas getting passed round all you like

It also means theres definitely always someone if your horny

Even if its kyra and Charli

You know both are always soooo needy

The alphas always ending up walking in on a pair, if not all 3 of you fucking

And they are all for crawling into bed and joining yall

Just all of you in a heap on the bed

Messy messy messy sex

And all the alphas have them BIG cocks

So your poor pussys are always stretched out and used

Kyra lowkey freaky and likes eating out you our charli after the alphas have stuffed u full of cum

Ofc she loves it more when shes getting fucked too

For heats kyra typically makes a B-line for Steoh and Cait

Charli goes to Hayley and Katrina

Meaning if your all in heat you get Sam and Alanna

At least thats the first round.

Now we all know kyras a squirter and LOVESS making a mess so you know she tries to get you and charli to do it too

Harshly rubbing at ur clits while the others fuck you

The pack is tight knit and very protective

No one messes with anyone esp an omega or hell is to pay.

[woso-dreamzzz]

caitlin, alanna, macca, and chook hcs?

They're very bad influences on Chook except for Caitlin who tries to keep the peace

Alanna and Macca saw Chook try to lick the goalposts once and was like 'perfect' and decided to corrupt her from there

[whocaresifwearecrazy]

Random HCs About My Versions of the YDKJ Hosts (AND WE'RE GOING ALPHABETICAL, PEOPLE!!!)

Bob Towers:

Chaos Incarnated™

Protective AF of his brother, Guy

Big fan of Full House

HATES Cats (traumatic incident during childhood)

Bob would do ANYTHING for his family and friends...

Buzz Lippman:

Buzz IS his childhood nickname, it just stuck

He has a big family, but he's proud to be "Uncle Buzz"

Great arm and leg strength

Has nightmares about "The Ride" (he was 19 and stupid)

Tight-knit with the rest of the hosts

Cookie Malfeasance Masterson:

Cat Person™

LOVES snacks-all kinds!

One of the only lefties in the studio-it sucks :(

Has trauma/scars from Binjpipe

His cats are basically his therapists

Guy Towers:

Like Bob, he is also Chaos Incarnated™

A big fan of most sports...except skiing

He usually has fun scar stories to tell-

-but he does not know HOW he got a scar on his chest, however...

Not a big fan of certain types of intimacy...prison PTSD-

Josh "Schmitty" Schmitstenstien:

He DOES have a "Non Quiplash Form", he just chooses NOT to use it

Cause in his HUMAN form, he DOES NOT wear pants

Trauma from the Murder Hotel! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

He and Sandy tried to get married via Shotgun Wedding, that didn't work out

Tired Quip Dad™

Nate Shapiro:

Has GREAT music taste

Regrets getting involved with Binjpipe

Organizes fun events for the Jackbox team

No, it was NOT his idea to do the Naughty Pack!

Hides his graying hair with hair dye and wigs

@alanna-artroid @bliz-lol @k1stune @beepsparks @the-blathermouth @booloocrew-blog @coneysdayattumblinghell @majestydeerakuma @aneloquentloser @cosmoonex @minifridge44 @definitelynotourdino @captainnait @rrawrrxd

[repulsiveliquidation]

ugh i love all your hcs of them in bed. could you do alanna kennedy maybe? or leah williamson

aww thanks! Sorry I don’t know Alanna that well to do it but Leah, fuck yeah.

Leah is a confusing one. She’s got a strong personality and is a natural leader. But, sometimes she needs to step away from all that and let someone else make the decisions. I think Leah is a switch but leans bottom.

She loves taking the strap, being all pliable and not worrying about what to do next and what to do right. She just lets it happen and enjoys being used.

Leah can also switch it up and make the decisions. When she gets riled up, there’s no way the captain is gonna let it go. You better be ready for a night of fucking that you won’t forget. Every position imaginable is on the table and there’s nothing that pleases her more than watching your face scrunch up in pleasure.

[helyiios]

the whole deal with williams was such a mess but I'm glad Carlos got a win he deserves the world, what team does everybody race for in the hc?

Ethan Benji : AMG Mercedes Petronas

Brandt Jane : RBR

Declan Zhen Lei : Scuderia Ferrari

Ilsa Alanna : McLaren

[writingsofwesteros]

Mayve Criston misses beings a kingsguard despite his happy life with Alicent and their children that he gave it up for, what if Alicent mentioned it to Helaena one day, who whispered it into Alanna that night in their bedchambers. The next week, an invitation to become a member of the Martell royal guards is delivered to him at their home. Criston would be so dripped out thriving as the Lord Commander of the Sunspear Royal Guards.

He would be so hot as well! HC: Helaena is more comfortable with touches from Alicent now and then spend some mornings/evenings braiding each others hair

[jedimitsopolis]

Tell us about how you ship ilsa and alanna and if you have some hc about it 👀 i wonder how the ship started

i dont really know how it started in general? but for me i love rebecca and vanessa so thinking about them together was just something my little lesbian brain conjured automatically lmaoo

after i watched fallout for the first time i was like theres NO WAY im the only one. so i searched on ao3 and there was like. two or three fics of them? and i continued to look at the tag every now and then and a few popped up but not a lot! i wasnt on the fandom or anything during this time too, i would just read the fics and disappear

but then dead reckoning happened! i end up creating a twitter account for m:i, following the fandom more closely, found a few fancams of them and a few people talking about it and well! here we are! my first fanart of them was almost two months ago and since then we had so many more fanfics and fanart too! im super happy there's more people invested in this silly little ship now!!

and for hc i have a few yes! but i guess the most common is that i really do think alanna would be a brat and act like she is in charge when in reality she would do whatever ilsa tells her to do, that ends up present in all my other hcs asdhjfskd

[babyblue-mind]

intro post yeah yeah!!!

hii im blue!

i'm also on ao3 and spotify!

my pronouns page (no need to read in full tho! my pronouns are he/him <3)

don’t forget your daily clicks 🇵🇸

currently fixating on: formula one & star trek!

my main interests:

supernatural

boy meets world (jeric has my heart + i love shawn)

high school musical

the amazing world of gumball

teen wolf

indiana jones

mission: impossible

ice hockey (nhl)

formula one

f2, f3

wanting to get more into fr, f4, indycar, and motogp

star trek

ask me about any of my interests and i will explode!! (positive)

DNI

everything you'd expect. if you suck. go away. terfs, racists, queerphobes, ableists, etc.

people who ship any form of w*ncest or winkline, + i dislike samifer, samruby, and angel/angel ships so respond accordingly i suppose

people who actively hate on ships i like

jos verstappen apologists…

and here's some more stuff, no need to read :)

my top movies (no particular order):

back to the future films

dead poets society

the truman show

high school musical films (especially 2!!!)

the talented mr ripley

mission: impossible films (especially 1 & 3)

spider-verse films

my fav characters of all time:

liam dunbar (teen wolf)

indiana jones (indiana jones)

ethan hunt (mission: impossible)

marty mcfly (back to the future)

james t. kirk (star trek)

my supernatural ships!

endgames:

destiel

sabriel

samleen/saileen

midam

others (loosely ordered):

deanbenny

sastiel

samjess

bobby/crowley

deancasbenny

billiewena

ketchdean (mixed feelings about ketch...)

samwena

sam/balthazar

drowley

bobby/rufus

ed/harry

stacey/max (lebanon)

charlie/dorothy

deanlisa

deanjimmy

my mission impossible ships

i hc ethan being in smth in the vein of a qpr with benji and with ilsa in that he kisses and holds them sometimes and calls them pet names like baby and darling, stuff like that! but they dont consider themselves to be dating. i also dont think ilsa and benji would have this kind of relationship with each other.

ethan and brandt are dating for sure, i think they’d get together immediately after ghost protocol, not sure how this relationship is going after brandt’s departure from the series. but anyways yeah casual dating i reckon

ethan and julia!!! this is pretty much their canon relationship— married, divorced, but still deeply in love. ethan always wears his wedding ring when he’s not on a mission, i think julia would wear it pretty often too!

i am a casual enjoyer of alanna x grace and

alanna x ilsa too!

i think that ethan and zola had. Something. between fallout and dead reckoning

music artists i like:

mitski

the smiths

radiohead

arimea

led zeppelin

def leppard

asia

jeff buckley

fiona apple

the cardigans

pink floyd

might add more to this post later <3

[crownshattered-arch]

|| (i'll bring this up again tomorrow morning when more people are on BUT--) I decided to change Alanna's appearance just slightly, and now she's blind in one eye..!! Her right (our left) eye is very milky by nature and a very light blue. She was born with this and so she grew up with only one eye being able to see, which means she has learned how to adapt to it. However, this is part of why she's so clumsy, since sometimes she over or underestimates the distances of things and may trip~

Her parents, who value a proper noble family (and a proper daughter to marry off to another noble family), have tried to get her to give her contacts or even just replace the eye with a glass one that would match her functioning and blue eye. However, Alanna really likes the way her eyes look!! It makes her different, and she wouldn't change anything about that~

i don't know much about blindness in one eye, but I'm doing research to make her as accurate as possible~ But I'm basing the functionality and look of her blind eye off of Toph's eyes, just because that's the best example of blindness I've been exposed to XDD You guys are more than welcome to give me information about how to better write this, but I think for the most part the way I write her won't change. After all, she's adjusted to only being able to see with one eye, so this isn't much of a problem for her~

also yes this eye is meant to represent the streak of white in Anna's hair~ but Alanna actually was born with this eye XDD Her brothers had nothing to do with it~

[crownshattered]

|| Like with many of the TWST characters, Kristian is based on the villain (Hans) but ALSO has some traits of one of the heroes (Elsa). Kristian has a younger sister named Alanna who is the youngest in their family, one year younger than Kristian. He isn’t the youngest child, but he is the youngest son and that means something in aristocracy. Kristian was treated terribly by his older brothers, and since he didn’t want his little sister to share the same fate, he spent much of his time with her to keep her company when their older brothers isolated them.

They weren’t ever mean to Alanna, but they didn’t pay her any attention. Maybe they would say something if they passed by while walking down the halls, but no one ever spent time with her. Only Kristian did. However, as Kristian grew older, his thoughts and plans grew bolder. He knew he was smart and could be a great leader (which IS true), but he will never have that chance. So, he started to think about how he could be given that opportunity.

Focusing on giving himself a bright future caused him to isolate himself from Alanna. It wasn’t SUDDEN like Anna and Elsa, but it was gradual until he wouldn’t even spend any time with Alanna. It wasn’t because he didn’t want to be with her. She matters the most to him out of everyone in the world. However, his plans were dark and his sister was precious. He wanted to protect her, as well as focus on his own future.

So, Alanna then grew up alone. She goes to RSA now and loves Kristian SO much, but she doesn’t understand why they grew apart. She has no idea of what he did at RSA (part of the reason they are so distant now, since he’s trying to “protect her” from seeing that part of him) and will argue with anyone who talks poorly about her big brother.

[gunnerfc]

MASTERLIST;

— nsfw alphabet masterlist

— dating HCs masterlist

⚡️Alexia Putellas

-> your camera roll as Alexia's partner

-> Bad Game (implied smut)

-> insta stories as alexia's partner

-> Stuck (implied smut)

-> Tension's Rising (18+)

-> Whatever it Takes

-> Charity Event

-> (Un)Stuck (18+)

-> Mommy? Sorry. (18+)

-> soft launching your relationship on instagram

-> hard launching your relationship on instagram

-> Three's a Party w/ Jenni Hermoso (18+)

-> Next Step (18+)

⚡️Alessia Russo

-> your camera roll as Alessia's partner

-> insta stories as alessia's partner

-> Dreaming (18+)

-> Second Chance

-> Private Beach (18+)

-> Home Safe

-> Say Cheese!

-> Alessia x Brat!reader smut HCs

⚡️Leah Williamson

-> your camera roll as Leah's partner

-> First Times

-> Protective (fluff blurb)

-> It's Tradition (18+)

⚡️Aitana Bonmatí

-> your camera roll as Aitana's partner

-> insta stories as aitana's partner

-> Private Celebrations (18+)

-> soft launching your relationship on instagram

-> hard launching your relationship on instagram

-> Hot and Heavy [implied smut]

⚡️Steph Catley

-> your camera roll as Steph's partner

-> insta stories as steph's partner

-> Replacement? (18+)

-> Baby Fever

-> Distracted (18+)

-> Wingwoman

-> breakup with your boyfriend, im bored (18+)

-> Can't Wait (18+)

-> Doctor's Orders (Sister!Reader)

-> The Kind of Love We Make

-> Birthday (18+)

-> Long Distance HCs

-> First Time HCs

⚡️Cloé Lacasse

-> We can't both win

-> By Your Side

-> Needy (suggestive)

-> insta stories as cloé's partner

⚡️Stina Blackstenius

-> your camera roll as stina's partner

-> 5 times you almost said I love you and the 1 time you did

-> Welcome Home (18+)

⚡️Lia Wälti

-> insta stories as lia's partner

-> first meeting (blurb)

-> Just Breathe

-> I Could Kiss You Right Now

⚡️Lucy Bronze

-> insta stories as lucy's partner

-> your camera roll as lucy's partner

⚡️Alex Greenwood

-> Manchester Date

-> soft launching your relationship through insta

-> hard launching your relationship through insta

⚡️Hayley Raso

-> your camera roll as hayley's partner

-> Did it Hurt? (When You Fell From Heaven)

-> Rivals (18+)

⚡️Emily Fox

-> Valentine's Day (blurb)

-> Little Things

-> Early Mornings (18+)

-> Sweet Moments

-> Sleep Talkin'

-> Oops!

-> Sleep Tight

-> Cold Shoulder

⚡️Mary Earps

-> your camera roll as mary's partner

⚡️Katie McCabe

-> Fallin' for You (blurb)

-> Consequences (18+)

-> Roles Reversed (18+)

⚡️Alanna Kennedy

-> One More Chance

⚡️Aggie Beever-Jones

-> First Time (18+)

⚡️Kyra Cooney-Cross

-> Double Trouble [platonic]

⚡️Ashley Sanchez

-> insta stories as ashley's partner

⚡️Jenni Hermoso

-> Three's a Party w/ Alexia Putellas (18+)

⚡️Niamh Charles

-> Casual (18+)

-> Don't Care Darlin'

-> Jealous (18+)

⚡️Teagan Micah

-> insta stories as teagan's partner

⚡️Naomi Girma

-> Distraction