#➤ the jeαlous ınstıgαtor | envy

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@flamesignite replied to your post “”:

Stares at

" Go away - "

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" Don't worry your little blonde head about it, Elric. "

"...I'll pretend I didn't just hear you call me that. Also what the hell are you talking about, you're bug hunting now?"

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@flamesignite

" did you miss me, colonel? " he cackled. the homunculus' voice is just as grating as it's always been, even over the phone. " how's life treating you? certainly making enough money to drink away your troubles, huh? "

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" wOrM. "

" Bodysnatcher. " Envy, be nice.

"Hi worm. i MEAN envy.."

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@flamesignite replied to your post “”:

"Huh, looks like I figured out who it was after my nose."

" Ah damn- "

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I feel like being a menace. Like this post for an Envy in your inbox.

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@aonokumura asked: Rin@Envy ready to be obnoxious. “What’s a philosopher’s stone? A rock that makes you ponder the meaning of life?”

" as in the alchemical creation, also know as the stone of life. of immortality...? geez, didn't think i'd meet anyone more clueless than greed. " yes that is a direct insult to his 'brother', even if its a bit of a stretch.

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Envy studied her face for a long moment, the distrust clear in his expression. " I don't understand why you'd want to. Surprised anyone wants anything to do with me right now. "

"I'm trying to be nice to you. I know what it's like to want to be excepted by the people around you."

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" i refuse to hunt for myself. its too exhausting! "

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" Oh, are we poking fun at the Colonel man today? "

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Anyways, I made more. ( the Mustang in question is @flamesignite )

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Her words dragged an almost sardonic laugh from the dark-haired creature. He buckled forward, both hands wrapping around his middle. It was funny - genuinely humorous - to Envy, what she was saying.

" Do you want to know?! Do you really want to know...?! " It stepped forward, moving its hands to its hips and sneering at her.

" I am a homunculus, " He told her, " I'm better in every way than fragile little humans! No matter how many times I'm beaten down, I will always come back - I'm stronger, smarter, and faster in every way! Compared to me, they are just pathetic. "

It was with that that Envy took a good few steps back, body rippling with green for a moment as of it was amorphous. He held the same grin as his form settled once more.

" But what about you, huh? You claim to be a gem. "

"Not your true form? Really? Then what is your real form?" Asked the gem, trying to imagine what his real form could possibly entail. He said he wasn't human, but he didn't look anything like a gem, so the jester had a bit of trouble picturing what he would look like

"You still haven't told me why you think humans are pathetic"

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Sneezes.

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Envy, buddy, no