#➤ the jeαlous ınstıgαtor

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@flamesignite replied to your post “”:

Stares at

" Go away - "

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@flamesignite replied to your post “”:

"Huh, looks like I figured out who it was after my nose."

" Ah damn- "

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I feel like being a menace. Like this post for an Envy in your inbox.

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" Oh, are we poking fun at the Colonel man today? "

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Anyways, I made more. ( the Mustang in question is @flamesignite )

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Sneezes.

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Envy, buddy, no

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" Great, now they're ganging up on me. This is unfair, you know. I'm in a really weak position here. "

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Mislefoe (for envy, serious)

THIS POST ( accepting ) ╰┈➤ Envy

The form standing before her isn't Envy - at least it doesn't look like it aside from the wide grin that spread across it's face. The form it took, at the moment, was a tall blonde man with long blonde hair tossed over his shoulder. His eyes were obscured behind sharp sunglasses, but the mania behind them was clear. He was enjoying the horrified anger on her face.

" What's wrong darlin', seen a ghost? " It spoke in the man's voice, and leaned forward.

Suddenly, her fist connects with it's face, and the form rippled away for a moment - revealing the creature beneath the facade for a split moment.

The homunculus reconstructed the disguise, voice now its own.

" Not afraid to hit your own boyfriend, huh?? "

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Mislefoe (for envy)

THIS POST ( accepting ) ╰┈➤ Envy

After the words are past his lips, came the feeling of a rifle stock to the gut. It's blunt, hard, and it pushes the air out of artificial lungs. He's gasping for air he doesn't need on reflex as he feels another connection - skin to skin as the woman's fist connects to his cheek - and he's pushed back with a good bit of force.

She wasn't human, was she?

" IS THIS REALLY BECAUSE I TRIED TO TAKE YOUR NOSE??? " He screeched, " OR DO YOU HAVE SOME SORT OF ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEM?? "

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@firsthcmunculus replied to your post “Envy you're my second favorite homunculus”:

pride vc; me

" Hate to disappoint, Pride, but apparently not. Seems you're pretty low on their list, actually... "

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Envy you're my second favorite homunculus

anonymous ╰┈➤ Envy

" Second?? Who am I second place to?? "

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" I can't escape it. "