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somerandomcockroach · 2 months ago

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The first part of the fic "Mistakes on mistakes until" in a nutshell

#Help okay I really don't understand most of the first part but I guess it is okay #But when they both started hacking each other #Excuse me goobers you are silly pogpodpfo #And the cracked dialogues in between dhegdjwlkew #Okay I think I will like this fic XDD Slowly and steadily #cockroachdoodles #jazz #prowl #jazzprowl

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cilil · 1 year ago

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As a fire spirit, Mairon can probably forge completely naked if he wants to and now I'm thinking this might be how he baited both Melkor into becoming his sugar daddy and Celebrimbor into joining his little ring forging hobby project

#angbang #silvergifting #mairon #sauron #melkor #morgoth #celebrimbor #tyelpe #crack #silm crack #shitpost #silmarillion #mairon's fun and ethical life hacks

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smashorpassobjects2 · 2 months ago

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#objectum #tech #raspberry pi #computers #hacking #cracking #is it ai? i don't know a lot about it tbh!

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warningsine · 8 months ago

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You praised the frat boy who pushed Ava out of the way so he could talk to/dance with Deborah, because he was your self-insert.

I praised the frat boy who saw Deborah and Ava coming out of a room together and assumed they were fucking, because he was my self-insert.

We are not the same.

#no but has anyone giffed this? he cracked me up #hacks #avorah

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redrapscalian · 1 year ago

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I feel like Dick and Jason have a totally made-up gibberish language that they can both speak fluently, and they bonded over it. No one knows what the fuck they're saying but they're having a very animated discussion.

(It's been surprisingly helpful on missions)

#jason todd #dick grayson #batfamily #batfam #they don't care if the villains hack their comms #what are they gonna do #Tim cracked it years ago and just listens in for shits

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reversed-twisted · 4 months ago

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"Hey there I'm Boxten and uhm we decided to make a little place for us on tumblr, we are twisted but don't be scared! We wont hurt you, unless your one the toons that are trying to hurt us" He pauses chuckling nervously then sighs "Right now its only Me and Poppy but I'm sure the others will arrive soon, Poppy come say hi!"

"Hey" Poppy speaks up sounding Exhausted "Am I done now?" "Yeah you are go ahead and rest" _________________________________________________ Welcome to the Reversed Au where the twisted are trying to protect the staff of gardenview from the toons _____INFO AREA_____

DO NOT INTREACT IF YOU ARE ARE UNCOMFORABLE WITH BODY HORROR,MOLD, MURDER, IMPLIDED CHILD DEATH, AND SICKNESS! The twisted became twisted when toon Dandy trapped them and poured ichor on them thinking that it would kill them the twisteds where new models made to replace the bloodthirsty toons but that didn't go to well and the Old models are still in control of Gardenveiw Lilic is a Handler that got into contact with ichor and is now sick, she's trying her best to help the twisteds though

_____ Rules _____ No NSFW asks No Racisicam , Homophobia, Transphobia DNI if under the age of 15 due to mentions and talks of dark topics (that include murder, Body horror and sickness (more will be added later depending on the way the story goes)) DO NOT Send pictures to me In the ask box you will be warned once and if a image is sent again you will be instantly BLOCKED! (or Instantly Blocked depends on the photo) _______________________________ Refences under the cut

if you don't like Body horror and/or Mold DO NOT go further than Twisted Shelly and Vee's Refence

Twisteds

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ashley-scum · 4 months ago

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I have mead.

#wun more trudge through the snow brought on by fimbulwinter before I hack and slash my way through the cracked earth of the dwarven city of #svartalfheim..where it is also fimbulwinter but not quite #god of war ragnarok #god of war #gow #kratos #thor #gamingedit #videogameedit #vgedit #fashion #gif

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pinkfey · 2 months ago

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i may be obsessed.

#her name is tenka but everyone calls her brandy #(warden nickname she earned in her early days due her unbreakable record of being able to drink ANYONE under the table)#her mother was banished from orzammar when she fell pregnant with her (long story very sad and dramatic and lowkey personal)#and while she was pregnant she was cared for and eventually fell in love with a gentle blacksmith from a small ferelden village #who her mother married (taking his surname) and who raised tenka as his daughter #she was a young child during the fifth blight and their village survived unscathed w the exception of some food shortages and trade issues #nothing life shattering #but she had heard of the darkspawn from her mother's stories about their family's history and they were her boogeymen #her monsters under the bed #but her parents reminded her she's smaller than all the other children and that's her strength. she's brilliant at hide and seek.#the darkspawn didn't come during the apex of the fifth blight but after #some lone grey warden had been staying at the inn that weekend. said something about looking for someone #now when the darkspawn came tenka Hid. her father was outside. her mother had already gone to the market. it was still morning #they said they wouldn't get in the house. it got very loud and then very quiet. and they got in.#she burst from the cupboard and ran to her father's smithy but she was only a child and when a darkspawn axe raked her back she collapsed #into the rack of blades she had been reaching for. these were her monsters and she was bleeding so much and her parents were missing #and she was so scared so so so scared. between fight and flight it was always flight and she had nowhere left to fly to #another graze of the blade across her chest as she scampered back made her scream and that's when she saw rowena #her uncles and cousins from her mother's stories never felt like heroes due to what they did to her mother but when she saw rowena hack #down her monsters piercing through them valiantly like light through the crack in her dark bedroom door #with her mother and father right behind completely safe and sobbing and relieved and Alive #she had never looked up to someone more #see rowena got a lot of things wrong but brandy is exactly what she got right #only two villagers died. farmers. it had been but a small darkspawn raid. but she saved a girl. saved a family. saved a town.#rowena stayed in town while tenka recovered (most likely to ensure she didn't contract the blight) and tenka adored her every move #she knows nothing of rowena's struggles. knows nothing of rowena's missteps. nothing of the constant reminder of mortality in her head #just that she's her hero. just that she wants to be exactly like her.#she joined the wardens young with a kiss to her parents goodbye and never looked back even when it turned out to be harder #in ways she'd never imagined. but she was immovable. a force of will. she was dauntless and daring and it was her idolization of rowena #that inspired her and kept her going. where other wardens cracked no amount of hardship could break her. it was almost Smug

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dustdotorg · 7 months ago

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how the writers of hacks think of 3 months as

#this is the only thing that cracks me up abt the finale #do you not know how time works jfhajkfhasf #hacks #hacks spoilers #hacks hbo

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iwozlegit · 2 years ago

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|| 🍍• Yeah, no…I’m with Megatron on this one. He needed 3 years out to get over this to be honest.

#|| ooc •#|| suggestive •#|| crack •#|| jess speaks •#fr fr tho #he couldn’t hack his ex’s glow-up a second time #he booked an all-inclusive solo trip to find himself but came back with space crack #motherfucker had to legit ‘prepare an appropriate reception’ to see op again 0-o #Optimus really went from box to babe to box again in tfp #tfp #transformers prime #maccadam #transformers shitpost #megatron #optimus prime #megaop #megop #@legitconcrusher

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cilil · 8 months ago

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So I've liked to hc for a while that Mairon does have a third eye and it's indeed the big flaming one and he summons and dismisses it at will (like Manwë with his wings).

My new idea is that Mairon can also move the eye, like it's not "attached" to his head or even in orbit around him or anything. He can place it wherever and likes hiding it in fireplaces to watch people. You might open your wardrobe one morning and find The Eye of Sauron just sitting there, glaring at you.

It's a neat convenience feature (for him)

#mairon's fun and ethical life hacks #mairon #sauron #headcanons #fun headcanons #crack #silmarillion #lotr #lord of the rings #cílil's casual crack & silly shitposts

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misojunnie · 2 years ago

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HACKED! ─ yjw. ♪⋆

he’s finally met his match…

01. MMMMmm….lord…❤️

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# synopsis: yang jungwon, a newly 19 year old university student with a 4.0 gpa and a spot on the honor roll, is a hacker. unexpected but true, the boy with a heart of gold spends his free time installing malware and stealing data in order to scam people out of their money. usually he would just target rich assholes or some kid that had bullied him in elementary school, but everything goes downhill once he accidentally hacks a girl from his microbiology class, who refuses to wire him his money.

# miso notes: hi guys!! this is kinda a preview for the smau so I hope you enjoyed! I’m having a lot of fun working on this one >3<

📂 taglist! @enhacolor @hiqhkey @mrowwww @dangowon @kxr0mi @hangecanweholdhands @kjrcrz @lprww @saythenameseventeen178 @annoyingbitch83