#❀ ᭢᜴꤬archon's above

[lotusarchon]

I had a dream I tried to become an emojihead figure on TikTok but it was hard ASF cause i couldn't find any stockimages with dark skins but i really wanted to be this emoji💮 but I got so stressed cause I also wanted to finish my writing and also try drawing and I woke up stressed asf...

Anyways!! This particular TikTok fanart has given me the inspo for a fanfic idea and yes I am gonna write it...by making it a reader insert too.... :D

Idk why I decided to tell y'all about this just um explodes

[bunabi]

I didn't even notice the flames carved around Andraste's feet oughhh or the base being a decayed statue of Darinius

physically putting her above the first, most accomplished, most venerated Archon while also glazing the guy who (mercy) killed her is so interesting

its all conceptual but 😭 its nice to get a peek at what conversations the artists and the writers were having during DA4's development

[c6jpg]

Just bc I've seen the word everywhere and could rlly figure it out- expy? Could you explain that?

yeah it's short for "exported character" and it's when a character is deliberately and specifically based on a character from another series, hence "exported"

in the context of hoyoverse, they are very much known for exporting their honkai impact 3rd characters into other games, even going as far as having the same VAs in chinese/japanese. so some well known expies from genshin/hsr:

Raiden Mei -> Raiden Shogun, Acheron

Murata Himeko -> Mavuika (Pyro Archon) Himeko (HSR)

Yae Sakura -> Yae Miko

Kiana -> Unknown God

Wendy -> Venti

Otto -> Luocha

Bronya -> Bronya (HSR), Silver Wolf, 99.99% going to be the cryo archon

Seele -> Seele (HSR)

in the case of HSR, they're even more on the nose with it in that Welt is not an expy and actually the same character, so he has very specific reactions towards the HSR expies lol

[dixidin]

Considering that we're gonna be entering Natlan in the next nation of genshin. I have a few words I wanna say on it.

On one hand, I'm so happy we're finally gonna see Capitano and learn about all the new lore, ect!

But on the other hand, I'm really nervous on what hoyoverse is going to be doing with the people in the nation considering the treatment with Sumeru and the fact that Natlan is inspired off of West African cultures and Latin America.

But considering the character designs of Vannessa and Iansan, I have some(what) faith in hoyo (fingers crossed!)

[lanternlightss]

Do you ever think about how Bard is constantly depicted with Open eyes and Barbatos is constantly depicted with Closed Eyes

NO YEAH. YEAH

something to be said abt it all …. like ,, the way bard was pushing towards an impossible, constantly reaching out for better days, a whirling inferno. and venti, with how the winds reach nearly almost every corner and crevice of teyvat, can recall every song of past, present, future, “let’s wait, wait, for a windier day..”

something about eyes being the window to the soul.

[chucapybara]

swimming

it took me an embarrassingly long time to reply to this BUT

I HAVE REUNITED WITH MY KIN!!!

[pwurrz]

people being mad neuvillette wants to judge all of the archons like the gods aren’t using the power of his slayed kind that was unfairly ripped away from them by celestia like. i can’t stand genshin players sometimes man.

[nicomoon69]

giving nahida the best archon sticker

[jils-things]

out nowhere i decided to watch focalors' execution again and i feel like crying i love focalors so much

you know she's that highly respected when the other 4 archons had something good to say about her

[lotusarchon]

been rereading svsss soooo combining my current hyperfixations here

everytime there's a reader isekai au it's always them loving the universe they've transmigrated into but what about a reader who's a borderline HATER (me) of black myth wukong or lego monkie kid

(tdlr: this does not represent how i feel about either video game and show, because i like them both, the fandoms are just...eh...but i do think it'll be funny lmfao)

i'm talking a full time hater. they've read jttw and fssy and of COURSE they love those books, they're a huge myth nerd.

then they take one fucking look at the adaptions inspired by them and immediately go "oh fuck no"

a reader who DESPISES lmk's portrayal of sun wukong because what the fuck do you mean he's not a buddhist after his journey? what do you mean he didn't kick the jade emperor's ass and fucking isn't badass and cool? what the fuck do you mean the six eared macaque is his 'best friend' and people SHIP them?? what do you mean no one likes tripitaka and apparently the three other pilgrims were reincarnated when that isn't factually correct??

a reader who positively despises the plot line in lmk because WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN NEZHA'S DEMOTED TO SOME CANON FODDER WHEN HE SHOULD BE BADASS?? or...or AZURE LION BEATING THE JADE EMPEROR?? WHO THE FUCK EVEN IS THE BROTHERHOOD EWWW!? what do you mean this dragon girl has the samadhi fire ew ew ewww what is this plot...

reader who fights with fans because of their (barf) mindset and also shut?? up?? about nezha being a 12 year old?? gross ass??

reader who watches the show religiously but only to find every flaw in it and when people argue about the show being a children's only audience they fight back with "idgaf if it's for kids they should teach it properly dumb fucking cunts gtfo my dms before i doxx you"

same thing with black myth wukong tbh. reader who hates black myth wukong because...no...no, sun wukong most certainly wouldn't do that. graphics are fine whatever but but this is?? inaccurate??

reader who's tearing into fanboys too because shut the fuck up about this character pingping bring sexy and also why the fuck does she exist?? why is red son not actually pif's son?? why is there some fucking random monkey tryna collect those whatchamacallit (relics) NO THIS IS WRONG

reader who's gagging cause...sun wukong wasn't in love with nobody and why is there a brief fucking romance plotline with the monkey 2.0 wasn't this a fighting game ewew get it AWAAAAY

reader who hates and then...uh oh. too much dumplings is making them choke....guys...guys i think they're dying??

reader who wakes up in bmw or lmk as some... rabbit spirit? (so weird) but absolutely SEETHING at being here because oh fuck this bitch ass god awful plot suck my cock we are NOT DOING THIS

reader deciding that avoiding the obnoxious characters would definitely be better for their sanity....only for some blasted loud ass obnoxious stupid cunt fucking google translated voice pings in their head... telling them if they don't participate in the plot they'll be executed

reader thinking they'd rather die but then the system goes "oh, you thought we were joking?" and gives them the worst experience ever that by the end of it they have to swallow their pride and participate in the plot....☹️ Unfortunately

reader who accidentally wifes up the characters and has to deal with everyone forgetting their roles...and the system threatening them about the plot too like bro how is this my fault these bitches are dumb? fuck you mean you're gonna kill me ag- no, no, you're right uh i'll fix it i'll fix it.

Anyways I'm gonna write a fanfic with an OC like this cause it's too funny to pass up and also I'm 100% gonna die with my wipes hahahaha fuck..

[genshinmp3]

La comedie ni humaine ni divine from The Shimmering Voyage Vol. 4 Yuxi Wang, Dimeng Yuan, HOYO-MiX

[siderealscribblings]

Okay this guy is just going to pick fights with every other Archon's attack dog/babygirl for this whole fic,

[straylaughs]

// GENSHIN SPOILERS

[starwardsword]

@astrclvoyages's Zhongli asked: ❛ how long has it been since you've slept? ❜

"Ahhh..." The Yuheng almost drops the bags containing her various afternoon purchases at the sudden inquiry.

While Keqing is personally aware of the proximity of her crashing point, why is Zhongli asking about her sleeping habits without prior warning? Is she coming across as inattentive to their conversation? Or maybe she just looks obviously worn out? She's so certain she's mastered the art of concealing the dark circles with her makeup; after all, she's been doing it for years.

"You don't really want to know," she replies vaguely, all while pointedly avoiding eye contact. It's not like she can just tell him it's been so long that she lost track of how many days it's been. How do you explain to someone that you just... don't sleep?

[4giorno]

anyone sometimes remember the final feast trailer and get pissed off bc of how they did fucking nothing with arlecchino

[lotusarchon]

"Nezha and Ao Bing are brothers" and "Nezha and Ao Bing are lovers" are two things that can exist side by side because headcanons exist in fandoms and like it or not they'll keep existing. Complaining two men can't simply be friends is ridiculous because you're on Tumblr of all places and Tumblr, AO3, TikTok and Twitter all have special options to block certain tags (aka oubing nezhaxaobing etc) so you can filter your experience and the fact you refuse to do that to whine about shipping culture in a fandom is ridiculous and TikTok ass behavior thank you for coming to my tedtalk :3