#✲ memes

[bloodofthefates]

Send 'Christmas Ship' for the following!

Who starts putting up decorations in October?

Who buys the advent calendars?

Who places mistletoes all around the house?

Who wraps the presents for other people?

Who puts the final star/angel on the top of the Christmas tree?

Who’s the one that hates eggnog?

Who’s the one that bakes Christmas cookies for guests?

Who sends out the Christmas cards?

Who knows all the words to twelve days of Christmas?

Who’s the better snowman builder?

Who starts snowball fights?

Who’s the one that wakes the other on Christmas morning by playing Christmas songs really loudly?

[weepingclergy]

NOW MAKE LIKE MY PANTS AND SPLIT!

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✲ "yo mama?" what ABOUT my mama? ✲ voted most likely to cry self to death in priest school ✲ violin beastmoder ✲ YOU WANT A PIECE OF HIM? well come back tomorrow he's all sold out sorry :(

basic info under the cut!

brady comes from the timeline that all of the playable child units come from (grima & the ruined future). however, he has seen the events that occur in the future past dlc and is aware of the alternate timeline.

brady's father is currently undetermined and his hair color matches his mother's. this is subject to change as appropriate when a maribelle is present.

i see brady as someone who struggles with masculinity due to his hair-trigger crying fits, hobbies, and unathleticism. this may become present in threads; he'll work through it as time goes on/people show him different ways of life.

this guy is a chronic cusser. just know that if he starts slinging f-bombs everywhere, it's just because that's how he talks. unless you hit him over the head with a mallet. then it's because of that.

[bloodofthefates]

@ircnwrought made me do it.

Jealousy meme

requested by @momokitty27​! i set it up into a few different categories so it’s not just for couples but for a whole range of relationships!

for couples

“I noticed them checking you out.”

“Were you checking them out?”

“So… they’re good-looking, right?”

“Don’t lie to me and say you don’t think they’re hot.”

“Just admit that you like them.”

“Come on; even I know that they’re hotter than me.”

“It’s not fair that they get to be around you all day and I don’t.”

“They were hitting on you.”

‘I know you liked it when they were hitting on you.”

“Would you like me more if I was more like them?”

“They’re not (funnier / cuter / better looking ) than me, are they?”

“Are you going to leave me for them?”

“Would you leave me for them if you had the chance?”

for characters talking to their unrequited crush

“You deserve better than them.”

“They’re not even that good-looking.”

“What do you see in them?”

“Why do you stay with them?”

“Wanna tell me what they did to upset you this time?”

“If I had someone as wonderful as you, I would (never forget our anniversaries / always cherish you / etc).”

“You should just leave them.”

for characters talking about their ex

“I wonder what they’re doing right now.”

“Their new (boyfriend / girlfriend / datemate) isn’t right for them.”

“I can’t stop thinking about them with their new (boyfriend / girlfriend / datemate).”

“They moved on so quickly.”

“I get angry thinking about anyone else having them, even though I don’t have them myself.”

“Do you think they were cheating on me with their new (boyfriend / girlfriend / datemate) before we broke up?”

“They never looked at me like they look at them.”

for friends

“I noticed you hanging out with (character’s name) lately.”

“You hung out with them and didn’t invite me?”

“I feel like a third-wheel.”

“They’re pretty fun, right?”

“Maybe I shouldn’t come and let you two hang out together instead.”

“I know that they’re more interesting than me.”

“You two have more in common, anyways.”

“It’s alright; I have other friends.”

for children characters talking to their parents

“No! I don’t want a new (brother / sister)!”

“You like (sibling’s name) more than me.”

“If I get a new (brother / sister), you’re going to love them more.”

“We haven’t played together since you had the baby.”

“I hate my (brother / sister)!”

“They’re not better than me! They can’t even use the bathroom right!”

random

“Am I hotter than that person?”

“So many people have achieved so much by this age, yet here I am.”

“I’m a better (cook / surfer / etc) than them.”

“They’re not even that good at (cooking / surfing / etc)…”

“I look better in this than them, right?”

“Do you think I could pull off that (hat / dress / etc) like them?”

“Whatever; I’m not jealous.”

[daily-spooky]

[roxasbooth]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[only-cat-memes]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[memeuplift]

[catchymemes]

[caats]

[thinkspam]

[my-random--thoughts]

[superbeans89]

RIP Kabosu, who inspired one of the most influential memes of all time; Doge.

2/11/2005 - 24/5/24

[bloodofthefates]

✲ MEMES

'𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶𝚂 𝙳𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝚆𝙷𝙸𝙻𝙴 𝙺𝙸𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙽𝙶' 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙼𝙿𝚃𝚂.

as promised! i might make an updated list, but these will keep us shippy fools going for a while! in the meantime, if you think of other ideas to add to the list, don't hesitate to let me know!

LAST UPDATE: 10/06/22

[ HAIR ] : as they kiss the receiver, sender tangles their fingers into receiver's hair.

[ WAIST ] : sender catches receiver around the waist right before they kiss them.

[ GRAB ] : impulsively, sender quickly crosses the room to where the receiver is standing, grabs them, and pulls them into a passionate kiss.

[ BRUSH ] : just before kissing them, sender tenderly reaches up and brushes a strand of hair away from receiver's face.

[ CUP ] : gently cupping the receiver's face in their hands, sender guides them into a tender kiss.

[ ARMS ] : sender holds receiver in their arms while they kiss them.

[ THUMB ] : sender gently runs their thumb across receiver's lips before leaning in to kiss them.

[ PULL ] : sender pulls the receiver close against them as they kiss them.

[ PIN ] : sender pins receiver against a wall and begins to kiss them.

[ STRADDLE ] : sender straddles receiver while in the process of kissing them.

[ TUG ] : sender hooks their fingers in receiver's belt loops, and tugs them in for a kiss.

[ GAZE ] : right before the kissing begins, sender gazes at receiver's lips, then back up at their eyes, waiting for them to make a move or give confirmation.

[ NECK ] : sender brings a hand up and rests it on the back of the receiver's neck, pulling them in for a kiss.

[ THROAT ]: sender moves a hand to the side of the receiver's neck while kissing them, their thumb running over their throat lightly as they kiss.

[ LAUGH ] : sender can't help laughing in the middle of the kiss.

[ POP ] : a la "the princess diaries", sender is so absorbed in the kiss, that their foot involuntarily lifts off the ground.

[ BREATHE ] : sender has to force themselves to stop kissing the receiver to take a break to breathe.

[ LIPSTICK ] : after the kiss ends, sender pulls away to reveal that the sender/receiver/both have lipstick marks on their face afterwards.

[ FOREHEAD ] : following the kiss, sender gently rests their forehead against the receiver's. basically a forehead touch but like. post kiss.

[ ANOTHER ] : following the first kiss, sender places another brief one on the receiver's mouth.

[ LEAVE ] : having just given the receiver a kiss of a lifetime, sender leaves the room, leaving the receiver to wrap their head around what just happened.

[ BLADE ]: sender, in the middle of a passionate kiss with the receiver, suddenly betrays them by stabbing them while they're distracted.