re: fritz in the pizzaplex. yes he frequently runs off without telling his dad. yes when he Actually goes missing it takes steven a while to realize. yes this is one of the major parts of steven’s self-blame
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"Anyone who is taller than me, I
am automatically suspicious of."
"I've never had to deal with someone
taller than me, and I'm not going to
start now."
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"No fair, I want someone who will bite back and not just try to shoot me. Good thing I look hot with a bullet hole in my head."
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"DON'T Y'ALL DARE DO SHIT ON MY ISLAND OR I'M TURNIN YA TO DUST!"
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Standing there just watching people go on about their lives.
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He has no fucking idea who that was. But she now lives in his head rent free.
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@lilacgod
now hes just bullying his brother
"Well try not to go too hard on the poor guy. The smaller one looks like he's gonna combust too!"
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Instead of chocolates. Here are some rock candy. Which ones are actual rocks and which are candies? That's where the fun is!
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It isn't hard to pay your workers well when you have relatively few of them.
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"The venn diagram between people who have fucked my mom and people who exist to further stress out my therapists is a FUCKING CIRCLE!!"
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