#;watchful eye of the dragon king

[vishapsking]

"Hahah, youngsters are so energetic, aren't they?"

[vishapsking]

"There used to be tales of powerful creatures who took pleasure in dismembering their prey and toying with them before consuming them. Although, those are all myths and folklore!"

[vishapsking]

“Human mating rituals are strange. ‘Twerking’ and throwing your intended ‘back’ sounds barbaric...” The Dragon King strokes their chin in contemplation. “I wonder if Morax has ever participated in these events himself...” 

[vishapsking]

"Why is it always eggs...?"

[vishapsking]

Instead of chocolates. Here are some rock candy. Which ones are actual rocks and which are candies? That's where the fun is!

[vishapsking]

"I read that some humans use mud too." Did they read it in some strange thing called 'fan-fiction'? Possibly.

[vishapsking]

All in all, an enjoyable 'birthday'. They received tea, a lovely painting accompanied by an equally lovely poem, and a questionable meal. It brings back memories of a song that was written in their name long, long ago.

[vishapsking]

They manage to catch the performance. "The evolution of music is truly amazing." Did they like the rap and rock? Yes.

[vishapsking]

my post for sunday is that he will step on you

take your pick

[vishapsking]

They’re handing out spooky silver mineral today. Happy Halloween!

[vishapsking]

“Oh! Then Morax has been collecting those who are capable of cracking open chestnuts!” Their fist slams into their open palm. He figured it out!

They figured out nothing.

[vishapsking]

Although on the other hand, those who desperately desire to be ‘bitten’ are free to come to Nantianmen. 

[vishapsking]

pour one out for a dead homie, there goes that bottle of fire water it’s what he deserved

[vishapsking]

“Why is it him?” He wants a refund. 

[vishapsking]

"So picky with their foods.” Says the one who just consumes energies from the Ley Lines. 

[vishapsking]

“Murder for the sake of maintaining order and justice is okay.”

Sometimes the trash won’t take itself out, you know. Plus, it promotes business for the parlor! Another paycheck. 

“Can we interest you in a buy one, get two fifty percent off on our high quality Sandbearer Wood coffins for you and friends? Group purchases are highly encouraged at this time!”