#✨em's anon list✨

[sluttywoozi]

Em's Anon List

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baby carat anon

anon m

support anon

dirty dream anon

skye

fellow jihoon stan

resident boo fan

timezone anon

fellow writer anon 🦊

[hana-no-seiiki]

Hi! Could I be ✨Anon? (Im not sure whats been taken already) I've been on a big Batfam kick these past few days and have a v indulgent request if it interests you.

Could I request something for a (gn) civilian reader who is friends w/ the Batfam, but recently got superpowers that are magical girl-esque? Neither of the parties knowing of the others Alter Egos. Here are some of my thought, but write the post however you'd like.

Reader was accidentally caught up in some commotion that involved stealing specialty cargo. One of them being an alien artifact, and reader uses it in desperation to save themselves. But now they have these sparkely, pretty, and showy powers that they never asked for. (And maybe a magical animal companion that insist they bring light and justice to Gotham)

Reader is reluctant to be a vigilante, but keeps finding themselves in situations to help people anyways.(Maybe its a side effect of being a magical girl) They end up fighting alongside the Batfam at some point, but they feel embarrassed to interact w/ them. Reader feels completely out of place with their colorful and over-the-top powers when next to the cool and brooding batfam.

Sorry if this idea is a bit out there, but ty for letting me be indulgent in your ask box 💕!!

NO CAUSE I FEEL THIS DYNAMIC SO MUCH.

I either have the friendliest vibe or the bitchiest vibe and no in between. Meaning that people either come to me for everything or think I’m a snob/will bite-

and sure non! i don’t really keep track of my anons nowadays so people can be whatever as long as it’s not listed in my pinned

BAT X MAGIC ✨

IN ANY CASE

I’m gonna mix Sailor Moon, Miraculous Ladybug and Onimai for my inspo with this ask if you don’t mind

Magical Girl/Boy/Person! Reader is really close friends with Tim and Damian. If there was one thing all three could agree on it’s that they loved superheroes in manga/comics.

And Reader? Boy did they adore the Batfam. There was just something about their dark, brooding aesthetic that they couldn’t get enough of.

So it was a tad bit ironic that they stumbled upon the most “girly”and “bright” power ever known to Gotham.

It didn’t help that your abilities had to be activated with cutely yelling things like “Sparkle Blast!” or “Smile Hurricane!”

I like to headcannon that you have a familiar or Kwami like creature that in exchange of keeping your identity magically hidden, absolutely bullies you by making the one above a requirement.

I headcannon that Damian has the PHATTEST crush on you. Like even moreso than the stalker, otaku Tim. Like he is just head over heels. You’re strong, you’re capable, you’re adorable?? But that mostly extends to just your magic persona rather than your real self. He’s super obvious about it to anyone but you too (similar to the og miraculous ladybug w/ felix instead of chat).

Tim is more interested on who tf you were. Like yes!!! Magical Person Hero!!! You were basically his childhood crushes incarnate!! But his inquisitive mind really needed to know who you were in order to calm himself down.

Jason is honestly a bit overwhelmed by your whole getup, but grows to love you the most in terms of how kind you are and how you help them even in the most dire of situations (not knowing that you were basically forced to)

He’s very much Tuxedo Mask type wherein he’d be very annoying to you when the disguises are off but an absolute Casanova with em on.

You and Dick are the most close when it comes to patrols and fighting. I feel like you, being the big fan you were, would make him look even more flashy and handsome during battle with sparkles and whatnot. I have a feeling he’d be the first to ask you out or fully romance you, as well as be the first to befriend you/contact you as a vigilante.

Bruce is definitely perplexed by how you always evade him in terms of your secret identity. It frustrates him to no end that whenever he gets close to finding out something either gets in his way or his mind just goes blank.

Once you explain how your magical persona works tho he’s pretty quick on the bandwagon, especially since he sees that his boys love you.

Also cause you look way too adorable to really be heinous.

…Right?

Once you break one of your familiar’s rules though, they do share your identity with the bats and well…

All hell breaks loose.

[a-sociopath-do-your-research]

Hello Everypony :3

finally doing one of these, lol

💙About me!💜

Welcome to my blog for,,, everything! No sideblogs around here we die like men/j

My name is Oliver, but you can also call me oli! (ive got other names too, but that's the main one, check my pronouns page for the whole list!)

Xe/Void/Fox/It/They pronouns but get silly with it, i dont mind!! (except she/her)

We're a system! We dont talk about it a lot but sometimes it comes up yay!!

important post you should read!

Other important post to read before interacting with my content!!

I write and draw tho i am better at writing, lmao

@inky-drawings is my lovely girlfriend whom i love very much<333

@azamonvoid is my sib from another crib whom if i dont see soon heads will start rolling<3

@lmanburgseulogy SUPER AMAZING person (cough im copying part of the intro from bug), also my twin o7

@willthemicrowave AMAZING DUDE. Tem you're super cool

❌DNIs❌

cc!Wilbur and/or cc!Dream Team supporters. If i ever post about them its the characters.

-> also, if you see me reblogging from someone who supports them, please warn me!

Anyone who engages in discourse, esp syscourse. I do not care, let people live. Any interaction about it will be ignored and/or deleted. This isnt the place for it.

People in poppytwt/blr. I understand some people write it or engage in it to cope, but it personally just makes us uncomfortable. Thank you.

Just in general hateful people. Transphobes, terfs, homophobes, misogyinists misandrists ect ect. It is not that hard to leave people alone, and if you can't, get out.

✨ (main) Fandoms!! ✨

Hermitcraft/Life series!! My faves are Grian, Etho, Impulse, Zed, Jimmy and Mumbo (not in that order)

-> i engage in shipping the characters, quite a lot,,, if it makes you uncomfortable this ain't the place for you lol

DSMP! my mains are sbi (especially twinsduo you will always be famous to me,,,,), and sometimes feral boys!

-> i dont care most of those people are problematic now, my au just took a general outline of the smp then rewrote everything. There is barely any connection w/actual canon

SCU/Slimecicle cinematic universe!! Blame @alliumsmybeloved for this/j

Hollow Knight! Quirrel, Hornet, Hollow and Ghost are my faves!

-> nothing much other than i hate the traitor lord with a burning passion, lol

and many, many more!! Including percy jackson, portal, ect - these are just the ones im hyperfixating on the most lately!!

⚠ Terms and conditions? ⚠

I'm ok with flirting but ask first just to be sure!

autistic silly little guy. Sometimes i get too much, feel free to tell me if i exagerate and get weird!

-> be nice about it tho, please,,,

send asks send asks!!! They're so silly i love em<333

i do take requests on doodles, headcanons, snippets ect!! It just takes me a bit sometimes to answer!

I have a dsmp/hermitcraft/qsmp/ect au im working on, my magnum opus/j, go check it out it's @the-caladrius-au RAAHHH

I write about the characters, never the ccs.

💬Tag guide!💬

#Oli talks! -> silly tag for everything of mine, rambles,art, writing, reblogs (sometimes,,,)

#shift talks! -> like the above but for shift, one of our other alters :3

#Will talks! -> I think you get where I'm going with this

#Olis faves -> fav posts and/or posts i want to look back on!

#Oli writes -> pretty self explanitory, for when i write :3

#Oli draws -> for my art n doodles!

#Mutuals my beloveds -> Moot tag!!! For asks or when i talk with/about my mutuals! (if i forget to put it in a post with you, feel free to tell me!)

#nonnies my beloveds -> anon asks

#Beloveds! -> posts about/with @inky-drawings and/or @azamonvoid

#higgs Field au and #HFAU -> posts about my dsmp x Hermitcraft rewrite au

#the multiverse system -> stuff about our system!

#the horrors saga -> the horrors,,,,,, I just wanna write,,,,

#Twinsduo crumbs -> any and all Twinsduo content because I'm normal about them (lie)

#sillytick -> tag for @cao-tick ::3

#dr.dejekyll -> tag for @genocreative / @hydehydejeykll ::3

-> if i forget to tag things properly feel free to remind me!!!

[plain text under cut]

Hello Everypony :3

finally doing one of these, lol

💙About me!💜

Welcome to my blog for,,, everything! No sideblogs around here we die like men/j

My name is Oliver, but you can also call me oli! (ive got other names too, but that's the main one, check my pronouns page for the whole list!)

They/It/xe pronouns but get silly with it, i dont mind!! (except she/her)

We're a system! We dont talk about it a lot but sometimes it comes up yay!!

important post you should read!

I write and draw tho i am better at writing, lmao

@inky-drawings is my lovely girlfriend whom i love very much<333

@azamonvoid is my sib from another crib whom if i dont see soon heads will start rolling<3

@lmanburgseulogy SUPER AMAZING person (cough im copying part of the intro from bug), also my twin o7

@willthemicrowave AMAZING DUDE. Tem you're super cool

❌DNIs❌

cc!Wilbur and/or cc!Dream Team supporters. If i ever post about them its the characters.

-> also, if you see me reblogging from someone who supports them, please warn me!

Anyone who engages in discourse, esp syscourse. I do not care, let people live. Any interaction about it will be ignored and/or deleted. This isnt the place for it.

People in poppytwt/blr. I understand some people write it or engage in it to cope, but it personally just makes us uncomfortable. Thank you.

Just in general hateful people. Transphobes, terfs, homophobes, misogyinists misandrists ect ect. It is not that hard to leave people alone, and if you can't, get out.

✨ (main) Fandoms!! ✨

Hermitcraft/Life series!! My faves are Grian, Etho, Impulse, Zed, Jimmy and Mumbo (not in that order)

-> i engage in shipping the characters, quite a lot,,, if it makes you uncomfortable this ain't the place for you lol

DSMP! my mains are sbi (especially twinsduo you will always be famous to me,,,,), and sometimes feral boys!

-> i dont care most of those people are problematic now, my au just took a general outline of the smp then rewrote everything. There is barely any connection w/actual canon

SCU/Slimecicle cinematic universe!! Blame @alliumsmybeloved for this/j

Hollow Knight! Quirrel, Hornet, Hollow and Ghost are my faves!

-> nothing much other than i hate the traitor lord with a burning passion, lol

and many, many more!! Including percy jackson, portal, ect - these are just the ones im hyperfixating on the most lately!!

⚠ Terms and conditions? ⚠

I'm ok with flirting but ask first just to be sure!

autistic silly little guy. Sometimes i get too much, feel free to tell me if i exagerate and get weird!

-> be nice about it tho, please,,,

send asks send asks!!! They're so silly i love em<333

i do take requests on doodles, headcanons, snippets ect!! It just takes me a bit sometimes to answer!

I have a dsmp/hermitcraft/qsmp/ect au im working on, my magnum opus/j, go check it out it's @the-caladrius-au RAAHHH

I write about the characters, never the ccs.

💬Tag guide!💬

#Oli talks! -> silly tag for everything of mine, rambles,art, writing, reblogs (sometimes,,,)

#shift talks! -> like the above but for shift, one of our other alters :3

#Will talks! -> I think you get where I'm going with this

#Olis faves -> fav posts and/or posts i want to look back on!

#Oli writes -> pretty self explanitory, for when i write :3

#Oli draws -> for my art n doodles!

#Mutuals my beloveds -> Moot tag!!! For asks or when i talk with/about my mutuals! (if i forget to put it in a post with you, feel free to tell me!)

#nonnies my beloveds -> anon asks

#Beloveds! -> posts about/with @inky-drawings and/or @azamonvoid

#higgs Field au and #HFAU -> posts about my dsmp x Hermitcraft rewrite au

#the multiverse system -> stuff about our system!

#the horrors saga -> the horrors,,,,,, I just wanna write,,,,

#Twinsduo crumbs -> any and all Twinsduo content because I'm normal about them (lie)

#sillytick -> tag for @cao-tick ::3

#dr.dejekyll -> tag for @genocreative / @hydehydejeykll ::3

-> if i forget to tag things properly feel free to remind me!!!

[m4rs-ex3]

im sending you the same list of headcanons i sent tate a few days ago but I'm facing my anxiety and coming off anon just for you mars you're welcome 😅

So here are your Rayllum head canons on a silver platter 😘:

Sometimes when Rayla’s brain is being mean to her and the ✨trauma✨ is hitting her especially hard or when she’s sad, she reverts to her old mentalities of making herself seem small and hiding her feelings and sometimes she ends up sitting with her knees against her chest in a corner of their bedroom. And Callum finds her like that and doesn’t even question, he just sits down next to her in wordless support until she’s ready to talk or is feeling a bit better. 

Anytime Rayla wears a dress and Callum will just be gasping, fumbling for words, speechless and stammering and blushing the whole time and its the funniest thing 🤭

On their wedding day they danced to the same song Harrow and Sarai did. 

HAND HOLDING. ALL THE TIME. Reaching for each others hands, when they’re happy, sad, anxious, scared, excited, ALL THE TIME. 

And they play with each others fingers. Just absentmindedly but they do. 

There’s a scar on Rayla’s shoulder and Callum loves to kiss it. Just gently whenever he can, he’ll give it a little kiss. 

Sometimes Ez does something thats so much like their mom (or dad) that after he’s gone (so he doesn’t see) Callum will just burst into tears. And Rayla will pull him into her tiny frame and let him cry against her shoulder and kiss his head until he’s calmed down a little. 

In the middle of the night when one of them has had a nightmare and the other person has moved to the other side of the bed, they’ll also move to that side. So in the morning, both of them are cuddling on one side of the bed. 

They will both rant/complain to the other. Like one of them will be pacing back and forth just ranting and the other will be sitting on the bed or wherever totally invested in the rant. 

three words. MORE STAR-GAZING DATES.

if there's anything else, i'll send it to you 😘

why thank you

i like imagining him walking into the room, seeing her, leaving without a word, coming back with blankets, pillows, and snacks and just curling up next to her to read, all with a completely blank expression

unfortunately she can't wear them that often because the amount of walls callum walks into becomes dangerous

that's beautiful but also i haven't been able to stop thinking about the potential for a parallel between rayllum and tiadrin + lain dancing in the meadow

literally. it's absolutely disgusting /pos

them absent-mindedly observing each other's fingers out of fascination is just so ASDFSAEFJGASHOKJ

i've mentioned this personal hc before but i just know that she has like hundreds of tiny scars and he has memorized ALLLLL of them. he could draw up a map

correct. sad

eventually they get like a big ass california king-sized bed and yet they still sleep like it's a twin

one of em will be talking about how they want to skin some asshole alive and the other will be dreamily gazing at them like "you are so hot 💖"

well yes. they both end up with an encyclopedic knowledge of constellations and everyone else is just like "why do you know that" (to rayla, anyway)

thank you for your service 🫡

[crazylittlejester]

Introduction Post!! ✨

edit: Oct. 14

-> HI HELLO!! My name is Jes and my pronouns are he/him

-> I write on ao3 under the user Can_Opener

-> i have the same @ over on bluesky :) (link: crazylittlejester)

-> I primarily write LU stuff but also I have my own Links Meet AU over on @linked-through-the-centuries! (Here’s the link to the fic on ao3) (it is slow to update, not abandoned!!!!) (if you have questions you can ask me about my blorbos on this acc or the lttc blog, either is fine :) )

-> WHUMPTOBER FIC MASTERLIST

-> Jes’s Miscellaneous Modern Au

-> Fic Master List

-> FIC REQUESTS: CLOSED FOR RN!! but im keeping the linked post about it HERE because i’ll open em back up when i finish what i have :)

-> Asks are always open and anons are back on! Feel free to speak your thoughts, drop in and say hi, share headcanons, theories and/or ideas, I love to read them! You can say whatever you want. I am dyslexic and autistic and it’s hard for me to read tone through text and also the words in general sometimes, so please try to be very clear when you talk to me so I can understand, I am unfortunately also stupid :/

-> I’m also totally fine with DMs, HOWEVER: Please speak incredibly clearly to me, again I struggle with understanding tone. I am fine with DMs if your intention is to YAP, because who am I to silence a yapper?? Speak to me about your interests, I will listen >:) I am not okay with: vague/threatening messages, venting without asking, spam. If you wanna chat or talk that’s absolutely fine, I love talkin’ to people and I’m totally down :) Basically just be kind to me, I am a person too, I do have feelings and such

-> sometimes my dms are mean and like to not notify me so i also have a discord, if you want that just shoot me a dm and ask :)

-> This is my sideblog but I seriously treat it like my main blog at this point. I mainly post Zelda/LU thoughts, but you will see me talkin’ about other random things

My yaps all have #jes talks in the tags, my fics are #jes fic, any asks y’all send are posted with #jes ask, #jes rambles is me losing my mind most of the time, #jes rants is more serious and personal stuff, and my art on the rare instance where i post it is tagged with #jes art

Remember to drink some water and take care of yourselves! :)

[sorivii]

Hi! How are you? Sorry to bother you but I wanted to ask if you do request? I like your style :]

Hello Anon, thx for the question! Yes I do requests (∩^ω^∩)✨

But since it seems like more folks are wondering about requests, here are some info on how I do them:

First of: Pls pls pls send your request in the ask box first! It’s more fun that way. I prefer simple requests like: “rottmnt Mikey skating” or “my (oc) in a cat hat while surfing”. But for more personal requests you may send me over Dms references if needed for clarification, for example your Oc or a pose reference.

On my pinned master post you will see if I’m open for requests or not.

Requests are only for followers (if not anons on asks)

I will post the request and use it for content.

Ocs and requests themselves will always be credited.

Depending on the situation of the request, the number of characters can differ, but I tend to accept ones with one to two characters per request. (But I’m cool with family gathering of characters or the whole cast of characters doing silly stuff together.)

I prefer only doing requests for fandoms I’m already in (list below) but you can always ask!

Fandoms: Any TMNT iteration, Undertale, Sousou no Frieren, Dungeon Meshi, helluva/hazbin, fnaf sb, genshin and transformers.

I do: Oc x canon, Ocs from said fandoms, anything Alien related bc I am one and I love ‘em. Space related or fantasy related, or things like landscapes. Promps, small comics, shenanigans, you name it!

I don’t do: Oc x Oc ships. NSFW or problematic content that needs a bigger tw. Harsh Gore.

Disclaimer!

Request are not commissions:

Because of this👆 I will take the time that I take and the quality can vary. (Don’t spam me, I can be slowwwww)

I have the right to decline if your request doesn’t seem fun for me. (I do requests when I’m out of ideas or need to get out of art block)

I have full creative control.

You will receive what you will receive. That means no input during the process and I won’t change anything ones I’m done.

I sometimes save requests to have when artblock hits so, sometimes it will be a week or two before I get to it!

These rules might sound harsh but since I’m not asking for any payment (besides a follow) I think it’s only fair.

NOW GO FORTH AND LET’S HAVE FUN!!✨

[webism]

1. Will you not be taking anymore inbox asks here? Only at disco girl account?

2. My exam went...passable. but here is a tho(ugh)t: nanami be the type to be SO FKN horny that he calls for those sex service things once in his life and then falls in love with them. Do as you wish with this.

-✨ anon (i love you too)

1 - nope ! asks here are more than fine. i just tend to treat tumblr like a dear diary sitch and i don’t want to yap away at the people who don’t care LMAO you’re fine to keep sending asks here lover

1 - …. added to the fic list. i had an idea a little while ago kind of similar with nanami calling a phone sex line and just using it to decompress and tell the sex worker (reader) about his day LMAO then of course things got steamy there were multiple parts planned i should pick that up again make em meet up dick down 🙂‍↕️

[monstersmashorpass]

I have an unhealthy obsession with fish/alien men, I’d like to ask if you know of any ✨sexy✨ alien/fish daddies that do not include but are similar to the following- Jaal ama Darav (ME:A), Thane Krios (ME:2), Sidon (Zelda), Kit Fisto (Star Wars) aaaaaannnndddd that would be it that I know of so far, but I need more, so much more. Plz send more (I’m insanity incarnate, I know)

I got three who popped in off the top of my head anon! If anyone's got other options for anon, please reply to this post or reblog with em!

Putting this under a cut but also here's a tl;dr

Abe Sapien, from Hellboy

Fishman, from The Shape of Water

Creature from the Black Lagoon, from the movie of the same name

Just wanna say, since this is a first for us; it's gonna be hit or miss if we know other options for yall - we might have to often turns these over to followers for yall to chime in for peeps!

~ Ghoul ☢

I mean there's our Lord and Savior Abe Sapien from Hellboy. We can't have this list without him. (Got a poll for him somewhere in the queue as of posting this. He'll show up at some point!)

[Official Comic Art from one of the verses (the Abe Sapien specfic comics] [Abe as played by Doug Jones in the Del Toro Hellboy movies]

And can't forgot the Fishman from The Shape of Water (another Del Toro movie, with Doug Jones our beloved actor of creatures) (we've already done a poll for this guy!)

Honestly Im sure this exists because Del Toro saw what the Hellboy fandom did to Babe- (cough) I mean Abe Sapien.

Let's go old-school for a moment and hit up classic movie monsters! 1954's Creature from the Black Lagoon, anyone!? (Gonna make a poll for this guy, don't worry.)

[Original poster from back in the 1950s)

[transpecter]

Please Read!

-im G, i'm queer (heavily prefer mascs/men, but ladies and lady-adjacents are welcome to try and flirt) and trans, pronouns are he/him, i'm a vers switch x

my cashapp is $GTranspecter in case anyone wants to donate, completely optional though. if you have any audio or writing requests that's where you'd put em x

🚫DNI: detrans/misgendering, ddlg/ageplay, raceplay, incest, ED/thinspo, terfs/swerfs, CISHET MEN AND WLW ONLY/MEN DNI BLOGS! If you follow me and all you post is straight porn and have no description or anything, i may block without warning.

RELATIVE AGE IN BIO OR GET BLOCKED

✨YES PLEASE:

-pleaaase send dirty asks, submissions, dms, anon or not, please don't be shy! i fucking love hearing how much i turn you on xxx

-please send me your fantasies, about me or in general.

✨KINKS (big ones are bolded):

-cum/breeding (receiving, no preg!) -consensual somnophilia (receiving/giving) -bondage (receiving) -CNC (receiving/rarely giving) (i will not post about it as it may be triggering to people but you can send me asks (that i will not post publicly but will find hot) or dms involving cnc content.) -light intox play (weed only, no forced intox) -overstim (giving/receiving) -monsterfucking (receiving) -praise (giving/receiving) -orgasm denial (giving) -light petplay (puppy) -spanking (giving/receiving) (If you want to send me something not on this list shoot me an ask or dm first asking!)

✨TERMS:

For me, please use: boy, good boy (!!!), pretty boy, puppy/puppyboy sweetheart, love, baby/babe, whore, fag/faggot, slut, sir (for you or me), pretty, handsome, cute, sexy

For my body: (boy)cunt, hole, (t)dick/(t)cock, (boy)tits, chest, (boy)pussy

🚫DON'T:

-call me a woman despite knowing I am a trans man. i get that my posts dont always communicate my identity but i can tell when youre being disrespectful.

-send me fetishes im not into without asking.

🚫TURN OFFS:

-misgendering/detrans -scat/piss -extreme painplay -feet -gore/trauma -pregnancy -i won't block you, but bad grammar while sexting. i don't know why, but it annoys me. this is like a legitimate turn off, not a hard limit. if we're just chatting then you can do whatever. -do not ever send me fauxcest content. i have personal experience with it and it's incredibly triggering. if you do it i'll block you immediately.

🚫TERMS: For me: daddy (ill use it for you if you ask, dont call me that), any other feminine terms

For my body: extra hole, clit, vagina, penis (does anyone actually use these last 2 during sex?) (I may use clit for myself rarely. do not use it for me.)

Thank you, and please enjoy! xxx

[emerson-the-psycho]

HIYA!!

It is I! Emerson!! (Or Em. Or Emmie) Get ready for some COLORS!!!

I have joined the fantastic world of TurtleNet 😎

You are welcome to enjoy it with me! (But if you rat me out for all of my graffiti you will feel a VERY COLORFUL WRATH!!!)

Of course, I am not alone on this platform.

BEHOLD MY MAGNIFICENT LIST OF FRIENDS!

Turtles:

Donnie - @donniesexceptionalmind

Raph - @raph-a-roni

Mikey - @angelo-the-doctor-of-feelings

Leo - @neonleonsmessymindpalace

Other Friends:

Xino - @spaceacexino

Vee - @veeswims

Casey - @future-boy-casey

COOL RABBIT GUY - @yuichiiusagii

Skullivan - @skullivan-the-dawg

April O’Awesome - @turtle-sister-april

Dragon Creechur - @dragonsmindramblings

Curio!!! - @curious-anon-yippee

Kaida - @worldofkaida

Ryoko - @ryokosthoughts

Kudos to them for being awesome 😎

Creator Tags:

#turtle net / #emerson talks too much / #emerson's colorful rants

Pronouns (Because why not):

They/Them

Backstory so i don't have to explain it later:

I met the turtles in a bit of an accident.

I was casually painting a VERY boring wall I found in the sewer, (What? I see a boring area in New York and I just HAVE to spice it up) when I was attacked by these weird origami ninjas and these two guys with feet on their faces.

Thankfully, the turtles, (Who I didn't know were turtles at the time. The sewers are SO DARK and my flashlight had died) saved me, (But I had to leave my spray paint back in the sewer. Dammit!!) Dropped me off at near an exit, and told me to stick to the surface.

NATURALLY, I followed them. (WHAT?! They saved my life, AND were cool ninjas. I wasn't going to ditch that!!) Found their cool lair and all that jazz, and started dropping by after school. Soon after that, I started hanging out with them more and more.

💥Boom💥

✨Friends✨

Donnie introduced me to TurtleNet, and here we are!

I met Casey, Xino, Dragons, and Vee after that.

My playlist of wonders~

Welp, I think thats it!

Feel free to shoot me an ask whenever. I am very bored and love talking to people about pretty much anything! (Just prepare for rants if you hit a subject I enjoy 😈)

Emerson, Out!

(If you wan't to talk personally, go to my main account, @awful-amatuer)

[brandycranby]

hello, sweet brandy 👋🏼💕 ‘tis I, your raccoon anon 🦝🥰 I come bearing more thoughts 😌 I know you said that out sweet raccoon reader has some coping mechanisms like gardening and baking and so on to compensate for her wild unhinged raccoon side 🌿 but I was wondering if she had certain tells where steve knows it’s time for a lil getaway weekend in a cabin in the woods for her to reset and recharge? on wikipedia (insert henry cavill: you’re using wikipedia as your source of information??? tsk tsk tsk…) it says that the dousing of food is a pattern of behaviour associated with captive raccoons so maybe our reader has a similar thing she starts doing when she hasn’t been able to get out much? ☀️🥺

hehe imagine all the shenanigans steve would have to put up with when he whisks her away to a cozy lil cabin! 🫣 reader covered in dirt and leaves and grass 24/7 and bringing home berries and shiny rocks and flowers 🌸

hope you’re doing well, brandy! I love your cute little potatoes 🥔🥰 sending the most positiv vibes to you for the rest of the week!!!

(here’s a link to the henry cavill thing I referenced, just in case you don’t know it so I don’t look like a complete crazy person haha: https://youtu.be/pBiU7zf2N1o)

my dearest sweetest angel!! my raccoon nonnie!! 🥺 i've hoarded this far too long!! i do know the henry cavill thing and if i ever meet him i will kick him in the shins bc!!! wikipedia is a good beginner's source!!! he's just a pretentious knobhead 😤 source: i had to edit a stub article for a college course and there are a ton of requirements and quality control to ensure that the information there is up to date and accurate. sources have to be listed for each line, they have to be checked, etc. etc.

steve knows it's time for a "return to the wild" trip when she starts sniffing things she usually likes, poking at food she usually goes nuts for. something about being cooped up indoors too long leaves her far too understimulated. so he packs up his camping gear, her necessities in his bag, and drives them out to the cabin. raccoon hybrid reader gets a long weekend to go berry picking, bird hunting (more like stalking and missing), river wading, and parsnip digging.

do you think steve knows how to camp properly lol i'm sure he's made camp with bucky and the howlies but... men... soldiers... i bet he gets dirt mixed in with his campfire beans and still eats em. never hurt nobody. this is why raccoon hybrid reader likes him.

AND TY IM SENDING U ONE OF MY LITTLE POTATOES 😖🤲🏻🥔✨ i love and appreciate u so much, ur asks are the sweetest things ever

[whatthezap]

ANY LATINO WUBLINS U HAVE?????

hello anon, sorry for the late answer!! thank you for your ask! :^)

our wublins have been looking deeper into their ethnic backgrounds, and while i- er, they don't know all of em just yet, they're getting there. :] so from top to bottom, left to right; poewk is chilean, zynth is puerto rican/african-american, bona and petite are colombian and astropod is dominican!

i still need to figure out the rest of my human wublins, but i'm about halfway done giving em ethnicities, and they'll be listed in the wublin family intro post (and i'm gonna make an au information post explaining the ✨ lore ✨ too!)

one more ask left to answer for now... feel free to send new ones though! i'll do my best. :D

[mogaiboards]

[updated Dec 10 2023]

New BYF, as promised!

We'd rather not have a DNI anymore, simply because since this is a side blog, we can't block people from this blog, and it feels kind of pointless. If you still want to interact, well, we can't stop you, just know what you're getting yourself into 👍🏻

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[modelbus]

YOOOO MODEL NOODLE

Soooooo I decided I’m gonna read ✨ E V E R Y ✨ fic on your master list. AND LIKE YEAH I HAVE ALREADY READ MOST OF EM- but like your writing is just so pog and I’m bored af so next few days to a week I’m reading B)

✨🌌🌙 Anon-

I wish you the best of luck 🫡 There’s a lot there

Also: model noodle

[the-kittylorian-writes]

List five things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box of the last ten people who reblogged something from you. Spread the positivity!! 💘💘

From: @newpathwrites (anon because side blog problems🙂)

Thanks for the tag, @newpathwrites 😁🥰

💙 Five things that make me happy 💙

1. The kids. 💕 I got a bunch of nephews and nieces and one of my nephews is my ol’ faithful rewatch buddy of “The Mandalorian” 💚

2. Animals. 🐾😻 Don’t get me driving close to a nature reserve because for sure I will be distracted by any critter I see be it a birb or a random raccoon 🙈🦝. They’re stress relievers for me. 😻

3. Nature but specifically when I’m close to bodies of water like a river or lake. 🌊 Man, I should just move off the grid and become a hermit 🤣🐦‍⬛

4. But!!! If I do that, I have to bring my playlists. Music helps me cope, ground, and disassociate 😅🎶

5. The fandoms. 💚💙 Now I know it isn’t always sunshine and rainbows in here but for what it’s worth, it does bring me joy most of all, with the friends I meet in person and online who are a wonderful support group when I need ‘em. 🥰

Passing the game on to the ask boxes. ✨✨

[emylilas]

Hi Em, I've read your prompts and now I have so many ideas! I can't wait to start working on your gift! ❤️✨

That being said, I'm here with my first question. Lunrah and holiday theme. Tell me more. Do you have any particular headcanons for them? Or the way the Other world celebrates holidays/Christmas? What are the things each of them likes and doesn't like about it? (The holiday itself, certain traditions, food/drinks etc.)

- until next (set of) question(s) your hex anon 🤍❄️

Hi!! I’m very happy to hear from you ☃️ 

And even happier to know my never ending list of prompts did not scare you off! I must admit I got a little carried away there… 😁 Sorry it took me a while to get back to you, this week was crazy busy but I usually am more reactive for HEX anons so don’t hesitate to send anything you want and/or need, I’ll reply (and I’ll be delighted to). 

I read your question when you sent it and spent SO long thinking about a proper answer! I ended up with the idea that I had to divide my answer into two parts; whether it’s a non-magical AU, or canon-compliant. 

Know that once Halloween is sadly over, and winter starts wintering (which usually happens quite early on here, like post-Halloween day 1…), the Christmas movies marathon is starting at home and even though good Christmas rom-coms are too rare, I still absolute love the clichés! So, if we’re talking non-magical AU, I can see Farah and Luna still having this tense dynamic they had in the show, before evolving from enemies to lovers because of a ✨Christmas miracle✨ I had to pull out my list of Christmas movie clichés to properly answer you.

One would absolutely be in the Christmas spirit while the other would be a grumpy leprechaun. There’s too often this cliché of “old love reconnecting”, but in this case, I’d think it would definitely be fitting! It is a tough question. It really is!

I’m not really sure how it would work, but I could see the two of them being forced to tolerate the other during the holidays, until they eventually realise, but are too proud to admit it, that they’re actually enjoying themselves. They’d somehow be forced to go ice skating (I don’t know how you can force someone into setting foot on ice but I'm pretty sure Luna would be talked into doing anything if you were to poke her ego just a little, she has a reputation to protect) and Luna would suck and keep falling while Farah would be suspiciously good at it. Or they’d find themselves sitting on the same sledge and Luna would hate the ride down while Farah would be having the time of her life.

There would most definitely be a holiday theme backing competition and they would have to team up to win and it’d be a disaster because they’re both too competitive. OH, or a yard/house decoration contest, this would absolutely work too! They’d definitely get competitive and would want to beat Andreas (I don’t know why, but I think Andreas would surprisingly enjoy Christmas festivities, probably because he’d be having a little too much eggnog during the season). I suggest we add a snowball fight between neighbours to the mix. Those are absolutely random thoughts, nothing is coherent here, but I think it’s the best I can come up with because my brain is temporarily fried 😂

To sum up, I love Christmas and its clichés! It’s tough living abroad and not being able to come home to celebrate with my family, but I’ved found in the past few years that going crazy with clichés for the holidays helped having a beautiful time without being too nostalgic of big family dinners that I wished were much shorter as a kid and now finding myself looking back to with a deep fondness. Emotional time over! Now to the second part of this already too long answer. As you may have noticed, I am awfully chatty!

So, now, if it is canon-compliant. I truly wonder what the weather is like in Solaria. In the cartoon, it has like three suns I believe, while in the show it’s UK weather… it doesn’t exactly make sense for a realm named Solaria to be experiencing snow storms in the winter I suppose, but honestly, snow makes it so much better I’m going to go with Solaria is like Canada: intense winter, intense summer (if you don’t believe summer in Canada can be that hot (and mostly humid to be honest), maybe you’ll believe my father who landed here after a month of heatwave around 40° celsius in the South of France and told me the heat was even less tolerable in Canada.)

Anyway. There seems to be links between the First World and the Other World, they have instagram and snapchat if I recall correctly, so they’re probably aware of different ways of celebrating the holidays. I could see some of our customs eventually also being celebrated in their world like it can happen between countries. Sure, it can be thanks to immigration, which isn’t really a possibility in Fate, but it also happens with access to media. Where I used to live in France, we never really celebrated Halloween as children, but if we did, it was highly influenced by American films about Halloween like Hocus Pocus, or Double Double Toil and Trouble. I could see something similar, people of the other world watching Holidays theme movies and trying to incorporate some of the traditions they see depicted in fictions in their real life. Maybe they even have Christmas markets with items you could find on your regular Christmas market in Germany.

As the world building’s been quite poor in the show, we don’t really know much about their culture, but I’d think it’d be fitting if they listen to our Christmas carols and also have their very own. The Other World definitely has their own Mariah Carey who reappears in November! 

I don’t think the Other World would celebrate Christmas for its religious meaning, considering their religions must be very different from ours, but I love to imagine they have important celebrations for equinoxes and solstices. There are probably royal celebrations, like a yule ball? A banquet? Where Arthur needs to be kept away from anything with alcohol in it. Also where officials and important figures of the realm are supposed to show up, and every year, Farah, Saul and Ben are forced to attend, Farah for being headmistress of Alfea, and the trio for being heroes of the last war Solaria has known. And every year they show up to those official events like it’s pure torture and they’d much rather face Rosalind again instead.

And to go back to your question about Lunrah during the holidays, it is my personal headcanon that they were still in good terms when Farah started to show to these events as the new headmistress (because now that we know the selection process for headmistress, we know Luna’s the one who put Farah at the head of the school after Aster Dell, and sure, it might have a lot to do with the fact she knew she would be able to use Aster Dell every single time she needs Farah to just obey, but I chose to believe it wasn't just that, because Farah could just as well use Aster Dell to hurt Luna, these two truly had a "I go down you go down with me" situation...), they were each other support system to go through the night.

We know appearances are everything to Luna, but from her one scene with Stella in S2, we also can imagine how much of a burden playing by the rules of a game that was decided for her can be, so I imagine that she’d hate to host these events. She’d love the occasion to show off her power, wealth and authority, but she’d also despise the occasion for being the tangible realisation of rules she had to follow, and she’d probably despises herself for playing that game so well. I love an ambiguous Luna who loves power too much for her own good and got stuck in her own games because it was too big for her. AND to go back to Lunrah, again because I keep digressing, when they started drifting away for some reason and started to have the dynamic we got to see in the show, they’d still have to see each other at those events, being polite enough, and suffering from the reminder that there was a time where they’d be supporting each other through the night, not making it even more unbearable for the other. Angsty adults Lunrah is a great type of Lunrah!

So! The winter solstice would be the traditional celebrations, and Christmas festivities would be just for the fun of it. It might also be more popular in the generations who had access to the internet growing up, because they’re more connected to the First World than older ones who had to actively want to find things about the First World (like go rent a movie, go buy books…) and I can definitely picture some of the older generations being annoyed at Christmas stuff because it’s not what they should be celebrating and they feel like their people are forgetting their own traditions (the subject of globalisation in-between worlds probably is a course you can take in university). And I think the winter solstice is a celebration that would be turned towards the outside and imposed community (your neighbours, your fellow citizens, for those with influential families, their duty towards them…), while their Christmas celebrations would be centred about the people they chose to celebrate for being in their life (their family, their chosen family, their friends…).

Those aren’t very specific answers, so I hope they’re still fine with you! To sum up, I mostly believe both the cosiness and excitement that can come with the holidays in our world are also experienced in the Other World. 

I’ll let you in on a little secret (said without Rosalind’s threatening tone), last year, I started to work on a Christmas movie AU with Fate, where the town needed a Christmas miracle, there’s always one, because the big villain of the story, Rosalind, was trying to privatise the school (I’m French, most of our schools are public so if someone were trying to privatise a public school we’d come at them with pitchforks). It’s absolutely a random piece of information and no one asked about this but I’ve made you wait for so long to answer I figured I should give you something silly unrelated to HEX but still in the theme. 

Your questions were great and truly gave me a lot to think about! I love world building, I actually have an entire file filled with past events I created for Solaria and some of the other realms, political institutions, myths… but I had never thought about their winter holidays before and it was a lot of fun, so thank you so much! I’m definitely looking forward to your next question(s) and I hope my long enthusiastic answer did not scare you off! I promise I can also be concise when needed 😆