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[catfortress]

SOLDIER AND ZHANNAS KIDS I WANNA SQEEZE THEM LIKE MARSHAMMLOWS I ADORE THEM THEY'RE SO FUCKING CUTE

ough yea as kibbys little guys yardg

This post was meant to reply to this ask but I forgot !😭🙏

Here is the family, though :3c

[rocketbirdie]

i did it. I successfully became a multibillionaire (I need to draw cloud in a suit now. my man can definitely afford it) and then killed Sephiroth with gil. i knew not to use KotR on Jenova so my game didn't crash this time lol

THE LONG AWAITED UPDATE

[5eptem]

Celebration! 🎉

[leonisandmurex]

Charles

[albert-kafka-camus]

I AM THE HAPPIEST GIRL ALIVE RIGHT NOW !!!!!!! SO FUCKING EXCITED

[2nd2tar]

do we fw strawberry milk?

[joannes-journal]

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*Tape begins*

Michael: Stop moving, DIS. You'll make it worse.

DISC0RD: WHY IS J0 IN A CAG3?! WHY AM I IN A MUZZL3?!

[Terrified teapot whistling from a too small cat crate]

Michael: ...Safety precaution. Qui-

???: ORDER.

[The room quiets down.]

???: WE ARE HERE TODAY TO DISCUSS THE CHILDREN OF ABADDON AND JOANNE JANUS. CELESTIAL LAW PROHIBITS NEPHILIMS UNDER PRECAUTION OF DESTRUCTION OF UNIVERSES.

Abaddon: Shit-

???: THE TWO NEPHILIMS, TRINITY AND DAK-

Abaddon: At least get their name right! She has changed her name. Alaska Janus.

???: ...MY APOLOGIES. THE TWO NEPHILIMS, TRINITY AND ALASKA JANUS, HAVE EXISTED FOR 13 YEARS. FOR 13 YEARS THEY HAVE GONE UNDETECTED. JOANNE JANUS HAD SOLD HER SOUL TO BIFRONS IN ORDER TO HIDE THEIR IDENTITY AND KEEP THEM HIDDEN.

Jackie: HOLD ON-

???: CONTEMPT OF COURT.

Jackie: NO. LISTEN TO ME. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE ALL LOVING CHRISTIAN GOD, CORRECT? IS THERE NO PARDON?!

GOD: THERE IS NO PARDON WHEN THE REST OF CREATION IS UNDER THREAT.

Jackie: AND YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S BEING BIAS?!

GOD: CONTEMPT. OF. COURT.

Jackie: THIS ISN'T EVEN A REAL COURT! IT'S NOT A FAIR TR- HEY! PUT ME DOWN! THAT'S MY FUCKING FAM-

GOD: AS I WAS SAYING. CELESTIAL LAW STATES THAT SHOULD A NEPHILIM BE BIRTHED, BOTH PARENTS AND CHILD SHALL HAVE THEIR LIFE FORCE TERMINATED.

DISC0RD: WHAT?!

GOD: ABADDON. I AM BEYOND DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. YOU AND THOSE INVOLVED WITH HARBORING THE NEPHILIMS WILL BE TERMINATED. JACKLYNN GROVE WILL HAVE HER MEMORIES OF THE CHILDREN WIPED.

Abaddon: Your honor, please. At least let Joanne, DISC0RD, and the teapot walk free.

GOD: UNDER WHAT CIRCUMSTANCE.

Abaddon: Someone will need to take my place as The Sin of Wrath. Joanne knows the most about my job and abilities, and she already has her own infernal magic from Bifrons. DISC0RD....DISC0RD had nothing to do with this.

GOD: THE RABBIT IS THE IMAGINARY FRIEND OF THE TWO CHILDREN. THEY ARE OVERPOWERED.

Abaddon: DISC0RD has several disabilities. They don't naturally have 5th Dimensional Sight, that watch in their forehead is an aid to help them teleport. It has a bad heart. Trinity had gifted them with a secondary heart to help, but once Trinity is gone they will go right back to having heart problems. Its movement is hindered from the bad leg.

GOD: AND WE HAVE NO PROOF OF THIS.

Abaddon: You are an omniscient being. You know almost everything about them.

GOD: YET I CANNOT PROVE IT.

Abaddon: You're the Christian God themself. How can you not prove it?!

GOD: ORDER.

Abaddon: My point is, if you let Joanne live, she'll need some sort of emotional support. DISC0RD knows her... better than I do.

GOD: AND YOU DO NOT BEG FOR THE LIFE OF YOUR CHILDREN?

Abaddon: Look at them. They're suffering under the effects of an entity you REFUSE to do anything about. At least if their life forces-

GOD: LIFE FORCE. THEY'RE LIFE FORCES HAVE COMBINED INTO ONE.

Abaddon: At least if their life force is terminated, they won't be in pain.

DISC0RD: Y0U'R3 G0ING T0 KILL MY FUCKING KIDS?! AFT3R I SP3NT S0 L0NG-

Michael: Hush, before They sedate you or change Their mind.

GOD: THEN IT IS DECIDED. ABADDON, TRINITY, AND ALASKA AWAIT TERMINATION. JOANNE JANUS WILL OVERTAKE THE SIN OF WRATH AFTER PROPER TRAINING AND REHABILITATION.

Joanne: *Unintelligible distorted noises*

GOD: DISC0RD AND THE TEAPOT WILL BE RETURNED BACK TO THE MORTAL REALM. JACKLYNN GROVE'S MEMORIES WILL BE WIPED AND THE RED DUCK DOG WILL BE RETURNED TO HER.

*Tape ends*

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[groriatrevi10xx]

Cada año que pasa me hago más vieja que el anterior, cada año un nuevo dolor de huesos... 👍🏻✨/Every year that passes I am getting older than the last, every year a new bone pain... 👍🏻✨

Odio cumplir años, pero es una excusa para comprar pastel o una rebanada, así que no me quejo del todo... XD/I hate having a birthday, but it's an excuse to buy cake or a slice, so I'm not complaining entirely... XD

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[circusgoth-dotcom]

❤️ for jareth maybeeeee? -liv

YES thank you <3 | @canongf

Gabriel could hardly believe how hard and fast he had fallen for the goblin king. It had been years since he’d been transported to this place, but it felt like months. To think, for that first year, he had been trying to find a way out. A crack in the walls of the labyrinth. Only to realise, he was right where he belonged. The settling in was one thing, but falling for Jareth was another entirely. From day one, the king had insisted he’d make Gabriel happy. Happier than he ever could have been back in his tired, isolated realm. Always averse to strangers, Gabriel denied his promises, time and time again, until he could deny no longer.

They lived together. Ate, played, bathed, and slept, together. But it was only now, with the feeling of Jareth’s burning gaze on his neck, that he could put a name to his experience. It was falling in love. He was in love with every part of the goblin king, from his most spoiled behaviours to his genuine care for Gabriel’s wellbeing. It was overwhelming to be treasured as much as Jareth treasured Gabriel.

“Are you feeling well, pet?”

A little gasp escaped Gabriel when he heard Jareth’s voice behind him. They were standing on a balcony in his castle, watching the sunset. “Why do you ask?” He stammered, briefly glancing over his shoulder before looking away again.

Jareth stepped closer, reaching over them and toward their hands. “You’re gripping your shawl like we’re in a hurricane,” he flashed a smile, unable to yield a quiet chuckle, “are you afraid of heights??”

Gabriel looked down and saw the sheer fabric tangled tightly between his fingers. He let Jareth ease his hands away and turned to look up at him. His face was warmed as he blurted fiercely, “For heaven’s sake, why don’t you just kiss me?”

They both paused, one startled by the revelation, the other unsurprised and quite satisfied. “Well, you never asked,” Jareth responded plainly, gently rubbing Gabriel’s fingers as he still held their hands. “But as I always said, I will grant your every wish… is that what you wish, Gabriel?”

“Do you love me?” Gabriel asked softly, rhetorically.

“I think you already know the answer to that.” Jareth matched his softness, then took his face in his hands and kissed him. It may’ve been the first time, but it would never be the last.

[ocglaze]

Brother and sister

[scytheships]

They’re talking about Spikey lol

[thiscannotbegoodbye]

Thank you to everyone who got me to 1000 likes! Ure superstars, love u and ur support!

[leyliii]

•Üsküdar Vâlide-i Cedid Camii 🌙🫶🏻🎈

[kirk-goes-to-gallifrey]

it's ✨💎shinee week💎✨ where are all the shitposts the fanarts the high expectations the talking the memeing the excitement the video montages the shitty photo collages the keysmashing the nearly unintelligible screaming of pure JOY where are shawols hiding??????????

[every-enji]

🔥 // Ch 93

[stargirlfics]

look 🥺 friend-shaped

EUN THIS ACTUALLY MADE MY FACE LIGHT UP WHEN I OPENED MY INBOX! Friend shaped cowboy 🤠 daddy shaped cowboy, I love himmmm and he looked especially warm and comforting in that pic, you get me and I love you so much for it! Thank you for this!