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[deskraven]

✨ Nightshade x Transmutate ♾️

Now that I have everything about the AU posted I can finally post my ship art of Nightshade and Transmutate lmao.

Disclaimer: I don't think either of them would be that interested in starting a romantic relationship in my AU. I ship them in a "if this AU is a show and I'm a fan of the show I would be shipping them" way, not in a "if I'm the writer of the show I would make them officially a couple" way, if that makes sense.

With the disclaimer stated, sdfjslfasdlf look at how perfect they are and how perfectly they are for each other!! My perfect nonbinary flying babies with claw hands and arm blades...

[cosmicourple]

lalala post! epic crack A.U heavily inspired by ao3 fanfics where Ody’ is pregnant w/ twins, the first a result of him Manwhoring his way out of the crew being killed by Zeus, & the second the result of hate-riding Poseidon after being swept off his ship by said God to settle his grudge (went about the same as canon except, Y’know, freakyness at the end haha)

Shortly after finding out he is pregonat, our tired ol’ King Of Ithaca, along with a much more put together but still slow Penelope, would be woken up in the middle of the night by the two ‘other fathers’ clashing outside, bickering over who is the actual father of said twins hsgfbffgfg

after some tense negotiation with the two brothers to at least wait till’ morning (“proper morning Lord Zeus, not just getting Helios to come out early than usual -Penelope, done w/ these bitches shit), Apollo is begrudgingly called down to do a check up, to which it is revealed that the lil’ ones are of two different sire’s.

Poseidon is way to possessive.

Zeus is sulking.

Penelope dearly wishes to understand why interactions with immortals are always like this.

Odysseus may have thrown up.

Telemachus is surprisingly cool with all of this for some ungodly reason.

Apollo is exasperated.

(Ares is trying not to chuckle from where he is spying on them)

(away up in the sky, Hermes has felt something happen & has the biggest confused but giddy grin on their face :D)

edit: I just realised by this point, Telemachus would still be a kid & that just made me smile at the cute idea of him listening intently against Ody’s’ stomach for any baby kicks 🥹 (also Athena would still be in her moping phase rn & now I'm imagining her getting over it earlier, coming down to Ithaca & be completely thrown off by situation at hand, just complete lack of context from turning off notifications lol)

[prettydjarinsoloinspires]

[shinixgami]

We eating good 🍽️🍽️🍽️🍽️🍽️

Manga readers will be genuinely flabbergasted *me*

[sc3m0-st1mz]

Rainbow Dash Jar Stimboard!1!!

w/ white liquid + rainbow dash stimz!!!! [warning: if u dont know the context, it'z V nsfw--konsider not learning it lmao]

requested and wanted by no1 X3

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[hannamoon143]

JOHA OMG I JUST FOUND A SONG, I LOVE IT

IDK IF U ALREADY LISTENED TO IT OR KNOW IT BUT XVZJXJZK IT'S SAUR GOOD

Luv u💕

OMG I HEARD OF IT AND ALWAYS WANTED TO LISTEN TO IT

NOW I FINALLY DID

ITS OGMGMGMG INCREDIBLE KASKSK

(Potential lyrics post :3?)

Luv u more💕💕

[gulaab-jaamun-galaxy]

And then I looked for you in everything that was pretty. And I think of you whenever I'm left alone with my thoughts.

अच्छा लगता है हर रात तेरे ख्यालों में खो जाना,

जैसे दूर हो के भी तेरी बाहों में सो जाना...

The urge to lay on your lap under this tree, and then I'd admire the way God made you so pretty, and then I'd tuck your hair behind your ear because the winds seemed to bother you while you were reading your favourite book.

@wizardcherryblossom 💗♾️💫

@bareilly-wala-jhumka 🌼💞🌻

Nazar Ko Humne, Nazar Se Ek Din, Nazar Milate, Nazar Se Dekha.. Mili Nazar Jo, Nazar Se Unki, Nazar Churate, Nazar Se Dekha..

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[mxthxbot]

The Rest’s Return

Paris… Did you miss me? No, only Chat Noir huh? Right.. of course

Aaah so glad to be back home~ that designing intern felt like forever but I learned so much! Ah so much to do to catch up, where do I go? Who do I see? What should I do?

Y’know.. going on tour with your rockstar dad sounds amazing in theory. But not when your dad is Jagger Stone… he’s my idol and everything but hell, he makes the strangest requests every day. I think imma pass on the next time he offers…

Did I get caught on camera again by the sky demons…? Yes. Did I also destroy their base? Also yes.

From one base to another… I’ve always hated traveling…

Oh come on… you can’t be serious? Wonhyuk snuck out again?! But he was on duty!

Nothing’s more free than swimming with your soul brother. No rules, no lessons.

Has it been months? Really? Or a year?

Okay you immortal, stop being so insensitive to time. It’s been a long time for the others. Smile, be nice, interact with others. I’ve been wanting to interact with the children that come into the cafe again, they’re the only one who gives me pets anymore.

Right, as much as I enjoy coming back to Earth after all these political journeys, I don’t enjoy the constant threat that Arcadia seems to always be in. I’ll take care of it, just give me five minutes and it’ll be over.

Pose bitches, it’s a new day after… whatever time doesn’t matter

This is definitely a perfect breakfast.

Wait, you’re telling me that people really believe this place is haunted? Oh they’re dumb dumb.

Lunch date with me myself and I

Don’t tell Mateo, but you’re definitely a better cuddler

He won’t notice… right? Oh who am I kidding? Of course he’s gonna notice! The wolf ears and tail are gone!

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[batatoooooo]

[phightinghottakes]

I don’t know if subkitters know this or not, but Subspace is literally the main reason why Medkit has PTSD and paranoia, so shipping them together wouldn’t make any sense unless it’s past subkit (which isn’t too great either, considering the fact that they’ve hated eachother even before the “incident”)

- ♾️⁉️

I will literally never understand Subkit shippers ESPECIALLY if they make them all lovey dovey. THEY WOULD NOT BE A LOVEY DOVEY COUPLE. They HATE each other.

[cosmicourple]

cursed manwhore! A.U called ‘whoreman’.

the whole thing is basically just that instead of Odysseus offering his body / seducing others so that he can get home, Ody’ is just an absolute freak by nature who tries to fucks whoever he wants, just bc he can. (don’t worry, him n Penelope had an agreement ‘bout it :33) also because unfortunately, he is way too ‘appreciative’ to anyone who he deems ‘attractive’.

Eury’ and the Crew know this all to well n are constantly trying to drive away any potential victims of their captain’s said Freakyness, bc those thighs on him are a death sentence, everything is a death sentence srsly run 4 ur lives this man is danger to everyone’s stamina.

Events play out literally exactly the same as canon but now w/ slutty Odysseus exuding horny energy like he’s Primordial! Eros in disguise.

hfhggggg Odysseus’s blinding enthusiasm on getting down dirty is so powerful that even Poseidon n Zeus, two of the most *cough* ‘active’ Gods r just like “wow—“ upon seeing Ody’, still fully clothed, yet somehow giving off some of the strongest ‘fuck me’ vibes known to everyone, doing the Babygirl pose with absolutely NO SHAME & NO HESITATION AS HE LOOKS THEM IN THE EYES LIKE “you down to fuck gorgeous? 😏😏😏”

idk why I thought this 😭

Edit: shout out to @lunaria1 4 the suggestion that Whore! Ody’ sings Britney Spears so while the story still has all the canon songs, there’s now also a bunch of lyric parody vers of Britney Spears songs ]:)))

[transfemcastiel]

castiel* , casgirl , polyship truther

my obligatory supernatural blog

w*ncest get the fuck out of here

i do art and writing requests 👍

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ask me to tag triggers and suchnot! i dont mind. i'll tag them with just the word (i.e #bugs)

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*i also go by umbreon, aradia, damara, or hal ! that rentry link just has my three fav names

[judahmaccabees]

"They're trying to start a fire out there and they don't know what the heck they're doing." - Mother Mary, on the subject of Earth

"fine, but it's the last time, I've had enough of this nonsense." - Jesus

Mary shuts the window.

[sc3m0-st1mz]

vote for da ARMADILLO!!!! stimboard

minecraft mob vote 2023, 2/3!!

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[hannamoon143]

Meow

Oh hey ✨🎀

Meow meow

[justwritedreams]

ofc he does he’s my husband 😋😋

We're lucky, aren't we?