#Wetthunderthighs! Mpreg shenanigans

[cosmicourple]

toot toot‼️‼️‼️‼️ Another A.U Idea!1!!!1!11!1 (heavily inspired by witchofthesouls writing 😚) :

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during Six Hundred Strikes, it turns freaky at the end AKA Odysseus rides the fuck outta’ Poseidon. Everything else after that go’s the same, w/ Ody’ returning home n reuniting with his family, Happily Ever After.

uhhhhh, yeah- except, a few days after reclaiming his title of King, Odysseus is visited by Zeus, who’s been intrigued by this Mortal and all he’s survived + surprisingly unashamed at wanting a piece of the action after witnessing the embarrassed stiff state The King got his brother into,,,, so obviously, like most encounters w/ Zeus, it results in them going at it in a Forest of Ithaca, before Zeus fucks off after said good fuck 👍. Intending to come back 4 more hehehaha now he’ll suffer from the Crippling Obsession of Mortals :33

After a long & agonising recovery, Poseidon storms up to Ithaca, absolutely enraged about what has happened. That Little Shit of a Mortal daring to Power Bottom him after using his own fucking weapon to fucking mutilate him, THEN LETTING HIMSELF BE CLAIMED BY HIS BROTHER!???!?!!!!?!?!? This will NOT stand.

But as he emerges from the seas depths to drown the island along with its wretched king, Poseidon stills because. Because- the inhabitants are gone. Ithaca had been abandoned, stripped of all it’s valuables and left behind,,,

You could hear the grass swaying in that silence.

Poseidon was going to fucking break that bastard. Lmao in more ways than ooooooone haha new side 2 obsession awwwwakeeeeeeeeeened—

iiiiiiiif— he could find him first :).

Him & the entire fucking population of Ithaca.

Cut to seven years of bafflement on what has transpired, confusion on where everyone could of possibly gone, intense wrestling w/ obsessive n certain feelings towards this fucking Lil’ Guy, more confusion as The Ocean, Land & even the bloody Underworld are practically ripped apart to try and find where the fuck The Population of Ithaca could of gone off to.

Normally, The Gods never rlly cared about such an obsessive search, but when an entire fucking society just. Disappears out of nowhere. With absolutely no warning, explanation or any trace of what happened. You start to become very keen to involve urself with such a noticeable event.

For seven years this went on, Humanity also becoming keenly aware of the shift in atmosphere that surrounded The Gods, how they have become Extremely Restless and more Physically Present.

It’s an adjustment, but they get used to it.

Once, seeing Zeus steadily zip across The Sky in a humanoid form, swirling clouds & crackles of electricity shifting around his Divine Body would of been a breathtakingly rare sight of telling something important was happening,,,, now. To be blunt, not many care anymore.

Seven years of tension, worry + some existential retrospect, and then finally.

Poseidon isn’t sure how exactly he found them, maybe The Fates had finally decided to let up on this oh so cruel trickery, or maybe it was The King Himself who weaved this Mysterious Illusion that hid His People, letting it fall down for whatever reason…

But there they were,,, a fleet of strangely designed ships, bobbing along the waves gently, trusting The Winds fully with their aimless course,,,

The Ships were like homes, a neighbourhood, the sounds of day to day lives flowing through the air, merged with the shouts and commands of maintaining said Floating Homes,,,

There were platforms of various sizes connecting some of The Ships, complex looking, with people on them, doing various things that were lost to The Sea God,,,

For his gaze had zeroed in on a platform near the very back, certain sounds of two children playing having caught his attention,,,

His Divine Sight found the little forms of the children, most likely twins, and he felt their squeals of excitement roar over the breeze and the sounds of everything else as he gazed upon them,,,

It seemed his ‘encounter’ with Odysseus had not been without consequences. Nor had his brother’s, bitter as it was to think

Yes, he knew who they were almost right away. Youngest Heirs of Ithaca, Twin Children of King Odysseus, Demigod Children.

One, a boy, ran around the wooden surface, shrieking happily as he chased his sibling, eyes a thundering gold, hair a ruffled mess of curly, spiky and jagged all at the same time and a smile big and potentially insufferable if smug spread on his face…

The other, a girl, also giggled loudly as she speeded away from her brother, both of them running around in a never ending circle, teeth sharp and grinning wide, bright blue eyes focused on the boy, watching gleefully as he pursued her yet never managed to reach.

There they were, his children.

why not claim Both of them as his ? all that matters is that their His..

Yet when he went to converse with them and as they stared at him with big unbothered eyes, watching like stunned canine pups— as he explained who he was to them, laughter filled the air,,,,,

“You’re not our father!”

“Our father is called Odysseus!”

“And our mama is Queen Penelope !”

What. No, they’re his, are they blįnd ?—

“Pśűıțħâ!! , Ħëľíġą!!! , čømě ħęřæ Ÿœũř Fäþħēř īş Wäįťıñğ—-

[cosmicourple]

Odysseus mpreg??? Yes

Poseidon &/or Zeus mpreg??? Also yes :3

[cosmicourple]

A.U where Chaós shits itself so hard that Greece becomes a Primordial Nuclear Apocalypse, lands & natural life twisting n mutating to become, like said Soupy Creator, Pure Chaos, Gods included. their having it rough rn

Uhhhh- the only reason I’m proposing this idea is bc I wanna imagine Super-Ultra-Kool-Demigod-Trickster-Survivor Odysseus running around surviving n killing Eldritchifid Monsters & other ppl while trying to take care of a traumatised feral Telemachus and two soon to be three in a few months feral Fankid Bastards he had thru Manwhoring two certain brothers :),,,

Yes, he’s Preganant w/ a third child of both Zeus n Poseidon’s Ichor, and no, it is not helping w/ his own feral urges 🫃.

[cosmicourple]

random stuff 4 the Apocalypse A.U w/ feral pregnant Ody’ (that I am wholeheartedly jst making up along the way :))

—Greece’s whole landscape / look is obviously all Fucked Up, with dark blue forests moving along the hills like Giant Octopus’s covered in bark, cities melted into simple burning metal structures, laughter & / or crying echoing from the dark insides, The Sea has split into areas of certain liquids (ex coasts filled w/ salty blood(?), open oceans being a mix of permanently dark water, vinegar n fog, eternal storms having wine or acidic water swishing thru them etc), all that wacky, unnatural phenomenon stuff blended with other Folklore Inspired things there as well :D

—Almost everyone is 4 for themselves now, bc, unfortunately, Chaós’ Sway, as most now call it, has had the worst possible effect on the Greek Pantheon & all the Magical Creatures n Beings that surround it,,,

Meanwhile :D-

—Odysseus, Abandoned King of Ithaca, along with his gaggle of feral brats, is trekking across a shadowed mountain, looking 4 another possible place to rest 4 a long time. The baby is coming closer and close w/ each passing minute, so he’s in a bit of a rush to find somewhere while also taking care of his already existing children,,,

At least their excitement towards their approaching sibling means their all more attuned to their Parent’s suffering, taking charge to pick out routes with the least potential fight(s) on them, staying very close to Odysseus as the patches of forest speckled on This Mountain sing eerily, beckoning calls of song coming from the woods,,,

(,,Odysseus is so proud of his young, when they hiss and bare their teeth at the trees, protective of him and ready to fight tooth and nail to keep each other safe,,,)

And now, back to World Building :D🎉—

—Like I mentioned before, The Gods n in general The World of Higher Beings. Is. Not doing well. If, bodies cracked & changed to become consumed by their own Domains / their sins / Chaós’ overbearing energy is an appropriate way to describe ‘not doing well’ lol

—Haven’t rlly figured a lot out about wtf I’m doing w/ these Corrupted Silly’s, but I can guarantee Broken / Fucked Up Mental State Angst involving Ody’ n the kids,,,,,

—For the few Mortal’s that r still alive, (mostly) sane enough, and willing 2 corporate w/ others, it’s a guarantee that you’ll grow easily attached to whoever ur with, with most of the time them clinging to u as well. It’s Apocalypse Times & ppl become very touch starved very quickly, so no one can resist the Space Orca Found Family Urges 🥰🥰,,,

Most of the time, it’s unfortunately sometimes ruined by Mortals who can’t let go of the Old Greece’s Ways, if they did, then we’d have probably found a solution to this shite already, so thanks a lot arseholes ):n

,,,lmao that’s it 4 now :D