#✧ canon

[yoshizawaviolet]

sumi! do you ever get to hang out with akira and goro? i imagine any trip with them is quite amusing given how competitive they are!

it's not really "i'm used to it" per se, but more like i wouldn't have it any other way.

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

[orphetoon]

when there’s historical romance written abt ur friends

[itsscaredycat]

so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill

[haunted-xander]

If you skip a meal Senshi will materialize next to you w/ food at the ready

[mosslingg]

life lessons with grunkle ford

you can support my work on kofi!

[hamsternamedmarinette]

Italian microaggressions

[ottosbigtop]

I think we as a society should bring back brotps. I think we should be weirder about characters being friends the same way people are weird about ships. Make those two characters who interacted once or twice besties. Make it difficult for them to get rid of each other even if they want to. Go nuts

[beesleeps]

thinking about how senshi, chilchuck, and mithrun would all be around the same age if they were all the same race is so funny

just 3 middle aged men going through a midlife crisis who play divorced dad rock while senshi teaches mithrun how to make lasagna

[flawlessflesh]

demon king laios, who made the world his enemy

[yeepof]

Local PHD student at wizard school HARRASSED!! FOR SHAME!!

[yoshizawaviolet]

how do you feel hanging out with that delinquent Akira.

i feel like it's rather hard to get on senpai's bad side though, so if you did, you must have done something pretty unforgivable....

[jesncin]

"Who Is Superman? A Private Interview with Lois Lane" a fancomic about hope and connection. I've had this story in mind for so long and I'm very excited to be able to share it at last. Thank you for reading, and happy Lunar New Year!

[ahfrickenfrick]

nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”

and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.

no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim

[life-writer]

well this certainly is a development i didn't see coming

[absolutechaosss]

Favorite bit of adventurers bible lore is that Marcille was a researcher developing new healing magic before she joined the party but then learned all the offensive spells we see her use in a single day. Insane behavior. Imagine knowing the top med student in the country and one day she drops out of her cancer research program and perfects the art of making pipe bombs in 24 hours.