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Late Night Phone Calls ❛ No, it's okay. You didn't wake me. ❜ [dick absolutely 100% got woken up but he's never gonna admit it]
“…Yes, I did.” He can hear it in Dick’s voice—he’s doing a pretty good job of hiding it, but Jason’s still able to catch that slight sleep-rough edge to it. Plus, it’s like three in the morning and Jason knows Dick didn’t patrol tonight. There isn’t a doubt in his mind that he woke his brother up.
Which only further cements that this is a stupid fucking idea.
“Sorry. It’s nothing. Not important. I’ll just…let you go back to bed.” He really, really doesn’t want to hang up, but he’s also a goddamn adult that can handle his own dumb issues. It’s just a bad night. Jason’s rode out plenty of them on his own in the past. This won’t be any different.
The haHAhaHAhaHA ringing through his skull isn’t real. The pain isn’t real. The nightmare that’s left him so off-kilter and unsteady (that’s left him curled in on himself in the corner, face hidden in his knees, with a white-knuckled grip on the gun in his other hand, flinching at every sound) wasn’t real. Jason’s fine, he knows he’s fine, and he’s going to hang up the phone and let Dick sleep.
He is.
@dramatisperscnae (x)
#dramatisperscnae#✦ ic#✦ verse: i went to asshole university#✦ answered#whaaaaaat?? something NOT in the m&m verse for the first time in like a year????
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What's My Trademark™️? your trademark ™️ is reblogging prompts all day and then taking 700 years to answer them <3
That's right, I made you wait for this one on purpose. Fuck you, aether🖕
@tkstranded (x)
#tkstranded#✦ ooc#✦ answered#you come into MY HOUSE#and act like you're not EXACTLY THE SAME#THE AUDACITY >:(
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Found your post about ur mom watching TOH with you
And let me say this, shes based
Hello friend! I'm definitely inclined to agree. She always has the most hilarious commentary to things, because her ADHD just runs rampant while she's focused on watching things. This was my first time doing a gifset of her commentary, but it hopefully won't be the last!
#✦ answered#rainbowgod666#also mama says thank you to everyone for all the kind comments!#she lost her brother recently and it was nice for her to see that she makes people smile#she's very awkward about it but i can tell she's a little happy
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Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.
LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.
Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.
Sources:
#unforth rambles#fuck ai#llms#sorry but i think this every time I see a reblog with more haha funny answers#how many tries did it take to generate the absurd#how many resources got wasted just to prove what we already know - that these tools are a joke#please stop contributing to this
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Hey are you offended by the word bitch? I'm going to send you a hate anon, but I saw that you go by she/her and I respect women
don't let anything stop u from being a hater king
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pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual
im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out
#like im asexual its def not gonna be like that for me#but she still thinks it is soo#but like. cuddling can totally be platonic there doesnt gotta be such a fuss abt it 😭#i get her pov but c'mon#asexual#aromantic#<- for reach#edit: ...its censored because i want to btw#like. ik im in the horniest social media but i wanna censor it so i do#ik i wont get shadowbanned like in tiktok lmao#im not even in tiktok......😭#so yup i censored it for my own comfort 💯 hope this answered your questions pls shut up now lmaooo
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all that remained were fields of dreamless solitude
only you can show me this
#jayvik#arcane#do you think he kept talking to him for years and years#and discussing the ideas like they used to but he never answered#do you think jayce still has some life to him because he wasn't alone there all this time
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I know you’re probably super busy but I HAVE to share this with someone. I found this absolutely insane shirt at my job (thrift store) and it’s been killing me to imagine Silco in it
You can't drop something like this to my askbox and not expect me to draw something
Moms usually drop the kids off to their playdate, time for the dads to meet.
#my art#sketchy sketch#answering stuff#arcane#silco#vi#arcane powder#caitlyn#and her dad#who...has a name?#he must be the only actually good dad#vander is kinda#anyway aoshasoiu I had to draw this the instant I saw that shirt#thank you for sharing#it's silco's day off#powder uses the opportunity to ditch the playdate and hang out with dad#that's my queue to leave
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are you a Byron or Wilde apologist?
concerned citizens from 1895 are messaging me
#anon this was a hit with the group chat. like i won't answer it seriously. but easily my fav message ever#begrudging byron tag
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Hey so we need to talk about something important. I just hit a big life milestone and I kinda want you involved in these next steps cause you're my brother and I love you. I uhhh... my boyfriend and I proposed to each other the other night.
How he always ends up cooking for his brothers is beyond him. They seem to love weaseling their ways into his apartment at all hours of the day and night. Pop in when he’s not even home and wait for him, for some godforsaken reason, and he knows it can’t be for his delightful personality—Jason’s an asshole, he’s more than aware of that—so it must be the food.
But whatever, he’s not going to complain about it when it gives him an excuse to hang out with them. Well, he will—he’ll bitch and moan about it as much as he possibly can—but he’ll still do it.
Currently, he’s in the kitchen working on a baked ziti, Tim perched on the counter like the little bird he is. And while normally, Jason might continue with what he’s doing and half listen, Tim sounds serious. More serious than normal. So, he stops what he’s doing and wipes his hands off on a towel while he turns. Leans back against the counter to give Tim his full attention, a brow raised.
You’re my brother and I love you is basically code for I’m about to drop a major fucking bomb on you. And Jason’s got loads of experience with bombs—this one is one hell of a doozy. For a long moment, he stares at the kid (Tim’s only a couple years younger than him, sure, but he’ll always be a kid in Jason’s mind), before finally speaking.
“…You have a boyfriend?”
@arobinwithoutbatman
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Send me an URL, anonymously, and I’ll tell you what I think of the mun! @arobinwithoutbatman
Omg Wic, what a sweetheart! I love Wic, she’s an absolute delight. We swap fanfics and tiktoks and gush about Wayne Family Adventures every week (I forgot to check for a new episode this week omg I’ll have to do that after this!!). She’s so nice and understanding and patient, especially when I take a thousand years to reply to our stuff. Even when Jason’s a complete asshole for no good reason. Instead of being upset about how he’s treating Tim, she gets excited about the dynamic and how the blowback from him aggressively snapping Tim’s final olive branch will go.
And her other characters are so great too! I gotta support a fellow multimuse haha, so go follow @personae-obscura! We’ve got Alice and Lady Gotham and Imogen and Melinoe and all sorts of others! Wic puts so much love and care into them and it really shows in her writing. Her ocs are really well thought-out and honestly, Wic just brings so much joy to everything she does. Her writing, ooc chats, random asks—j’adore!
Anonymous (x)
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Dear Supporter,
I hope this message finds you and your family in good health. My name is Eman Zaqout from Gaza. I am reaching you out to seek your urgent help in spreading the word about our fundraiser. I lost both my home and my job due to the ongoing genocide in Gaza and we are facing catastrophic living conditions. 💔
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Note: Verified by several people as 90-ghost and aces-and-angels. ☑
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LIBRARY WRAPPED
You checked out... probably some stuff? Thanks for doing that :)
Used our wifi maybe? For something?
Look we actually don't know what genres you read or how many times you renewed Gender Queer.
We don't want to know.
Our gift to you is privacy.
Take it.
Be free.
#wrapped#public libraries#privacy#we DO have aggregated statistics and you will be seeing those in January because we calculate them at the actual end of the year#just sayin#everything else is in a vault that is purged regularly and the answer to anyone asking to see it is 'come back with a warrant'
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YOURE 30???????
yeah I mean i've been posting on tumblr since 2011, I'm part of the geriatric tumblrinas
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