#✦ — answered /

[thecrimsonhelmet]

Late Night Phone Calls ❛ No, it's okay. You didn't wake me. ❜ [dick absolutely 100% got woken up but he's never gonna admit it]

“…Yes, I did.” He can hear it in Dick’s voice—he’s doing a pretty good job of hiding it, but Jason’s still able to catch that slight sleep-rough edge to it. Plus, it’s like three in the morning and Jason knows Dick didn’t patrol tonight. There isn’t a doubt in his mind that he woke his brother up.

Which only further cements that this is a stupid fucking idea.

“Sorry. It’s nothing. Not important. I’ll just…let you go back to bed.” He really, really doesn’t want to hang up, but he’s also a goddamn adult that can handle his own dumb issues. It’s just a bad night. Jason’s rode out plenty of them on his own in the past. This won’t be any different.

The haHAhaHAhaHA ringing through his skull isn’t real. The pain isn’t real. The nightmare that’s left him so off-kilter and unsteady (that’s left him curled in on himself in the corner, face hidden in his knees, with a white-knuckled grip on the gun in his other hand, flinching at every sound) wasn’t real. Jason’s fine, he knows he’s fine, and he’s going to hang up the phone and let Dick sleep.

He is.

@dramatisperscnae (x)

[normaltothemax]

What's My Trademark™️? your trademark ™️ is reblogging prompts all day and then taking 700 years to answer them <3

That's right, I made you wait for this one on purpose. Fuck you, aether🖕

@tkstranded (x)

[necroticboop]

Found your post about ur mom watching TOH with you

And let me say this, shes based

Hello friend! I'm definitely inclined to agree. She always has the most hilarious commentary to things, because her ADHD just runs rampant while she's focused on watching things. This was my first time doing a gifset of her commentary, but it hopefully won't be the last!

[heresylog]

I don’t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as it’s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.

[unforth]

Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.

LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.

Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.

Sources:

[willgrahamscock]

Hey are you offended by the word bitch? I'm going to send you a hate anon, but I saw that you go by she/her and I respect women

don't let anything stop u from being a hater king

[everythingwasnormalhere]

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

[idcaboutart]

all that remained were fields of dreamless solitude

only you can show me this

[gay]

hi gay

hi whore

[lesamis]

are you a Byron or Wilde apologist?

concerned citizens from 1895 are messaging me

[thecrimsonhelmet]

Hey so we need to talk about something important. I just hit a big life milestone and I kinda want you involved in these next steps cause you're my brother and I love you. I uhhh... my boyfriend and I proposed to each other the other night.

How he always ends up cooking for his brothers is beyond him. They seem to love weaseling their ways into his apartment at all hours of the day and night. Pop in when he’s not even home and wait for him, for some godforsaken reason, and he knows it can’t be for his delightful personality—Jason’s an asshole, he’s more than aware of that—so it must be the food.

But whatever, he’s not going to complain about it when it gives him an excuse to hang out with them. Well, he will—he’ll bitch and moan about it as much as he possibly can—but he’ll still do it.

Currently, he’s in the kitchen working on a baked ziti, Tim perched on the counter like the little bird he is. And while normally, Jason might continue with what he’s doing and half listen, Tim sounds serious. More serious than normal. So, he stops what he’s doing and wipes his hands off on a towel while he turns. Leans back against the counter to give Tim his full attention, a brow raised.

You’re my brother and I love you is basically code for I’m about to drop a major fucking bomb on you. And Jason’s got loads of experience with bombs—this one is one hell of a doozy. For a long moment, he stares at the kid (Tim’s only a couple years younger than him, sure, but he’ll always be a kid in Jason’s mind), before finally speaking.

“…You have a boyfriend?”

@arobinwithoutbatman

[normaltothemax]

Send me an URL, anonymously, and I’ll tell you what I think of the mun! @arobinwithoutbatman

Omg Wic, what a sweetheart! I love Wic, she’s an absolute delight. We swap fanfics and tiktoks and gush about Wayne Family Adventures every week (I forgot to check for a new episode this week omg I’ll have to do that after this!!). She’s so nice and understanding and patient, especially when I take a thousand years to reply to our stuff. Even when Jason’s a complete asshole for no good reason. Instead of being upset about how he’s treating Tim, she gets excited about the dynamic and how the blowback from him aggressively snapping Tim’s final olive branch will go.

And her other characters are so great too! I gotta support a fellow multimuse haha, so go follow @personae-obscura! We’ve got Alice and Lady Gotham and Imogen and Melinoe and all sorts of others! Wic puts so much love and care into them and it really shows in her writing. Her ocs are really well thought-out and honestly, Wic just brings so much joy to everything she does. Her writing, ooc chats, random asks—j’adore!

Anonymous (x)

[necroticboop]

Dear Supporter,

I hope this message finds you and your family in good health. My name is Eman Zaqout from Gaza. I am reaching you out to seek your urgent help in spreading the word about our fundraiser. I lost both my home and my job due to the ongoing genocide in Gaza and we are facing catastrophic living conditions. 💔

I kindly ask you to visit my campaign. Your support, whether through donating or sharing, will help us reach more people who can make a difference. Thank you for your continued support for the Palestinian cause. Your dedication brings us closer to freedom. 🙏🕊

Note: Verified by several people as 90-ghost and aces-and-angels. ☑

[lakecountylibrary]

LIBRARY WRAPPED

You checked out... probably some stuff? Thanks for doing that :)

Used our wifi maybe? For something?

Look we actually don't know what genres you read or how many times you renewed Gender Queer.

We don't want to know.

Our gift to you is privacy.

Take it.

Be free.

[fox-bright]

hi any life advice for 21yo

Don't date thirty-year-olds until you are at least 25.

Having a glass of water for every glass of alcohol will give you a 50% reduction in hangover viciousness.

Bad people will use your willingness to be quiet as a weapon against you. If someone's being awful to you and trusting you'll be quiet to keep from making waves, surprise them.

There is no physical object in the world that is worth as much as your honor.

Honor is not the same as dignity. Retaining one sometimes means leaving the other aside.

Don't have any sex you don't want to have; have as much as you want of the sex that you do, whether that's a lot, a little, or none at all. Nothing you can do to your own body is immoral, unless you're doing it as an act of self-punishment.

Food is morally neutral. You do not have to earn the right to eat calories. Fat and sugar keep your brain from eating itself.

Learning to sit still and breathe--in, in, in, hold, hold, hold, out, out, out, out, out, out--can give you five feet of clear space around yourself in a maelstrom.

Find out how to make three good meals: A comfort meal you can make for just yourself relatively easily, a fancy meal you can use to wow a date, and a meal you can feed a bunch of people. All the other cooking can come later, but you can build a community on those three meals.

If you ever get to the point that things are so bleak you can see no other way forward but to die, make any other choice. If that means leaving everything you own and being a beach bum, or quitting your career, or taking up or leaving a religion, or deciding to bicycle across the country, so be it; living means more chances, dying means everything stops and you don't get to see any more interesting things. As you have not yet seen all the things that can interest you, it is better to live.