#✘ eeliot : asks

[cupidsncheerios]

my personal hc about the radiostatic breakup is that it's technically actually papermint/eeliot's fault. like yeah its complicated and sad when it's vox's or alastor's or valentino's or all of the above, but i have the funniest progression of events in mind.

so imagine like a few decades into voxtek's success, vox and alastor are still friends but vox was super busy all the time so he got an assistant. papermint was good at his job and vox (shockingly) actually enjoyed spending time with an employee for once, so they usually banter when going over the new factory shipments.

"so we should change the newest industry line to the copper and pvc coated wires, and upcharge the consumer grade by 3% to eat the cost of-"

"wouldn't it be cool if your skin was coated like that? like, you'd conduct better and be harder to injure."

"...i mean. replacing my head went fine."

and so vox was very happy with his new combat-ready skin, especially since it's doubled all his electricity power.

alastor, however, was absolutely enraged when he went out drinking with his best-friend-and-totally-nothing-else-i-swear and he chipped a tooth trying to drink his blood. tv dumped instantly and decades long rivalry formed

[eelecutiveassistant]

vmail from @k17y : this calls for a song

for a robot, she was kind of unique. eeliot liked that kitty's quirkiness had not been programmed out of her. or maybe it was the other way around. maybe working for someone as flamboyant as valentino had shaped her personality? too much for his burnt out mind to process. the tired eel smiles a the little mechanical creature. "what song do you have in mind-" he stops. a lightbulb goes off in his head. "kitty you're a genius! a company karaoke night is just what we need after the holidays." a weary grin crosses his features. "we can invite travis and melissa. maybe that new guy, if he's still alive."

[keikakudom]

The resort probably needs a hell of a lot more staff, doesn't it, since it has expanded facilities? Did Vox get most of his old staff on board? (cough cough a certain eel)

Oh definitely! While Voxtek still exists as a tech company-- Vox has, obviously stepped away to make the resort his main focus. So the Reset Resort(TM) is pretty much the equivalent of a new business venture! But what hasn't changed is the amount of conferences and yada yada not fun stuff that Vox needs to do. You can bet some of Vox's best employees had to follow their CEO over too.

(aka this question possessed me to make this)

"A Smile is a Valuable Tool!"

I like to think that Vox's assistant is part of that special little circle that gets to see some of Vox's genuine expressions, since they see each other throughout the day. Vox would get tired if he had to hypnotize him every time & rather use his hypnotism on people who aren't contractually obligated to STFU anyway.

(And more of Vox's assistant/Eeliot(?)/Papermint's design, under the cut~)

Thank you for the ask! Vox's assistant has inherited canon Vox's sweater/suit vest amalgamation, HAHA

[blues824]

Can I please request mc being a mense to the octavinelle trio .

Like if he punches fish out of spite.

Or if he eats his arms when he is stressed.

Her playing the sound that squidward makes when Azul is walking and changing his ringtone to the octodad theme song.

When she is in the lounge she starts singing When the moon hits your eyes that's a big pizza pie that's a moray and pointing at the tweels .

Imagen telling the tweels she is her world had pet eals and all of their name had eal in it showing pictures of them. Ealisa ealbert ealiot ealon bartholmeal.

Female Reader. Side note, I know the real lyrics go “that’s amore”.

Azul Ashengrotto

He already had a migraine and it was only 10 in the morning. You had already asked him a bunch of questions based on Google searches, like if he punches fish out of spit and if he eats his tentacles when he’s stressed. By the way, if you were wondering, the answer to both questions is no.

Every single time he has walked out to greet a client, you have played a squishing sound for every step he took. He did not get the reference, but what was worse was that you would play a clarinet tune once he closed his door. You even called him ‘Squidward’, a name he did not appreciate as he is an octopus or even a cecaelia and not a squid.

Then there was the whole thing where you changed the ringtone on his phone for both your texts and calls to some video game theme song. The worst part is that you texted him and called him constantly. He was close to blocking your number, actually.

Jade Leech

You were quite the interesting woman, but to be fair he hasn’t met too many human women during his time on land. Again, you asked him questions based on your own ‘extensive research’ (AKA Google), like if he was blind or if he was nocturnal. He thought the questions were amusing more than annoying, so he didn’t really mind.

There have been numerous times where when you see him you would shout at the top of your lungs, “When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s a moray”, and he stands there very confused. Have you just found out that he was a moray eel mer-man?

When you show him pictures of your pet eels, he finds your names for them quite clever. Eelisa, Eelbert, Eeliot, Eelongated Muskrat, Bartholomeel, etc. They all seemed quite cute and happy to be under your care, so he wondered how he would fare if you would take care of him.

Floyd Leech

He was a menace right along with you. Any questions asked on a good day will receive a laugh before an actual answer, but any questions asked on a bad day will receive a response of what do you think? in a rude way. Don’t take it personally: he’s just in one of his forever-changing moods.

Anyway, he treats your theme song for him with pride as long as you only sing it for him. So, the whole, “When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s a moray” gets a huge thumbs up from him. It’s the equivalent to shouting his name to get his attention at this point.

I feel like he would get a bit jealous when you show him your pet eels, like you know other eels? kind of jealous. But he does let out a laugh at all the names of your pets because they have the word ‘eel’ squeezed into it. Wait… if he's with you… does that make him a step-father to your pets?

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

I've seen him called both Papermint and Eeliot.

"Did I ask?"

[spidersins]

❝ i didn't lie, i simply presented a selective truth. ❞ { from eeliot @sidebitchcs }

angel scoffed loudly at the others insistence, arms crossed, one foot tapping impatiently. he wasn't sure what was setting him on edge more, the fact that eeliot had lied, or the fact he didn't under why.

❛ ohhh, right, ‘selective truth.’ that’s rich, coming from vox’s little clipboard carrier. ❜ he snapped, temper flaring as he stared down the fish sinner.

❛ ya lied, plain and simple. 'cause val ain't here, and he sure as hell wouldn't want me waitin' around instead of makin' him money so whose idea was this, huh? this travis again? or? ❜ the question lingered in the air, the unspoken name of eeliot's overlord lingering between them.

then, in a sudden shift, the sinners stance softened, his sharp-edged glare melting into something smoother, lazier—dangerous in a different way. his voice, still laced with irritation, dipped into something silkier, more suggestive.

❛ or maybe, ❜ he mused, stepping in just a little too close, his breath warm as it ghosted over eeliot's skin, ❛ ya just wanted some alone time with me. you coulda just asked, sweetheart. ❜

his fingers trailed absentmindedly along the lapel of eeliot’s coat, head tilting ever so slightly.

[voxs-assistant]

You lost your siblings in Extermination Day?! Oh, I'm so sorry, Eeliot. But, it's not what I meant. I'm talking about who are your siblings by their names. Don't tell me you forgot about them. And what about your parents? Did the Exorcists got them too? Is yes, then I'm even more sorry. If no, then thank goodness you still have them.

(The anon that asked him about siblings)

❝um… no? I haven’t seen them in hell at all. ❞

[eelecutiveassistant]

a lowkey blog for THE EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT to voxtek's ceo. a sideblog to @hashtagbiitch. not affiliated with viv.z. 21+ to follow. containing dark themes. minors dni. presented by meer. he/they. est. 25+

**formerly @ sidebitchcs- a small multi

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BASIC MUSE FACTS

name: eeliot

occupation: vox's executive assistant

species: sinner, former human. manifested in hell as an electric eel demon

age: died in the 80's, appears in his mid 30's

gender: cis male. he/him pronouns

sexuality: bisexual

height: 6'5

residence: v tower, pentagon city, pride ring

personality: detail oriented, attentive, quiet, polite, nervous, passive, math-oriented, dedicated

[voxs-assistant]

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⌯ The ask box will most likely always be open.

⌯ I am an adult with a job, keep that in mind

⌯ I may take a while to answer, be patient

⌯ This is heavily head cannon. Eeliot has one line of dialogue.

⌯ Oh yes, you can call him either Eeliot or Papermint