#⛓️DASH GAMES.

[shackld]

Somehow, she doubts this but she'll take some luck where she can get it. " ... Why would I make my bed if I'm just gonna mess it up again?" Silly Chief! She hardly ever goes to bed!

naughty or nice ?

[shacklda]

Sold you to a pet store!

[keyward-aa]

what comes included with you !

❝ they are just jealous i'm pretty... ❞ ❝ i do not recall ever having one ex... ❞ ❝ the 80's? ❞ ❝ who? ❞ ❝ what? ❞

[6unish]

𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐞?

femme fatale

you're sort of a vessel for writers internalised misogyny. unfortunately that means you aren't really allowed to have many character traits, except for boobs and a sassy attitude. you're a former spy. or a skilled assasin, perhaps. either way you are a clever badass who manages to trick the hero every time and slip out of any situation unscathed. try not to get fridged or fall into "after all she's a girl who just wants love" trap. i recommend not being straight. that one also seems to help with your much needed character development p.s. you can be homme fatale or..nonne fatale, just keep that same energy. boobs are optional

TAGGED BY: @freakarus TAGGING: ANY ONE OF YOU CUTIE PATOOTIES.

[perpetualshade]

🚧  UNDER CONSTRUCTION:  🚧  

Please do not panic. Or do, I ain’t ya momma.

Tag Dump.

[ohheyitsjustbear]

😵‍💫😘🥺✌🧛‍♀️😸⛓💝💘

hehehe i hope you have a great day, Bear! ♡♡

😵‍💫 - Every time your pictures end up on my dash I black out

😘 - Pushing you up against the wall and kissing you

🥺 - Dreaming of making out with you until one of us snaps

✌️ - Shoving my fingers in your mouth

🧛‍♀️ - biting you biting you biting you

😸 - Requesting head pets (and rough sex)

⛓️ - I want to see you bound and gagged

💝 - Buying you lingerie so I can tear it off you

💘 - Parasocially in lust with you

Oh you're definitely getting headpats after all these Angel omgggg I am aldjkajdh 😵‍💫😵🥵 🤭 please come do all of these ill be soso good I promise (lying)

Hope you have an amazing day ily 💜

[echoes-lighthouse]

🚩 👁️ and ⛓️ from the dark self ships asks!

I saw your follow up saying it's for The Joker!!! Thank you!!! *happy bounces* I'm still on a biiiiig road trip and I'm dashing off my answers before bed: I was writing the ask game all day today between driving shifts and I'm very happy with it!

(dark selfship asks!)

🚩 What makes your selfship ‘dark’? Is it the dynamic? The way they met? A specific element of the relationship?

I think that when I started selfshipping with Nolan's Joker I just had no desire to 'fix him' or shy away from the canon violence of his character, so it was always going to be dark! Also, I was thirteen when I designed my s/i so the age gap was a pretty major element, which has a myriad of consequences.

👁️ Is there anyone else in your f/o’s universe who knows about your relationship? How do they feel about it?

Yeah, it eventually gets public and everyone knows. It's a media storm, one of the Gotham wealthy elite's kids going off and joining The Joker's crime gang. I definitely come back to kill my dad (who is an oc and not really based on my irl dad lol) and my mom and siblings are big traumatized but my s/i thinks she did them a big favor getting rid of him

⛓️ Is your f/o protective or possessive? Why one over the other?

Possessive, baby! He wants me to be able to protect myself and has no interest in getting in the way of my development of those skills. If I get into a fight, he's on the sidelines with popcorn yelling the occasional tip, not stepping in to help me. But if I actively look at anyone else, there's trouble brewing for them.

[shackld]

IN WHAT SUBTLE WAY DO YOU SAY 'I LOVE YOU' ?

"are you sure you're okay?"

you wear your heart on your sleeve. you're probably the first to tell a person you love them in an unsubtle way -- because you love them, and they deserve to know it! maybe you're not entirely open about what you feel all the time (it depends on the situation and the person you're with) but you're generally comfortable around emotions. your own and others' -- and you'll make sure to encourage the people you love to be honest about how they feel, too. you'll check in with them to make sure they're okay, and you know your closed-off loved ones well enough to check in with them again when they've assured you that yes, they're fine, don't worry. because guess what? you'll happily worry about them, and they'll get it in the end. your love is the healing type; you're patching up scars you might not even know exist.

tagged by: @rhoeade mWAH tagging: @bravevolunteer @m-11o @taiixuan (BUBBA) @trlblzd @lattehearted (lorelai) @venstm (haitham) @vulpnite @vulpesse

[shackld]

What's your energy?

damn u mean that fr fr

[shackld]

Chief has appeared! What to do?

Kiss

Kick

Kiss cheek

Run away

Well, there could be worse options!

[shackld]

how adorable are you?

Chief is 10% adorable. Very tiny, but still counts.

She's not mad, she's just disappointed.

[shackld]

what's your energy?

What does one even say to this??? It's true.

[shackld]

Wanted poster bounty creator.

WANTED: Chief, dead or alive. REASON: Caught stealing from a small business. LAST SEEN: 8/8/1877 in Michigan. NATIONAL PRIORITY: 12 DANGER LEVEL: High BOUNTY: $50,000

"Oh, watch out. You'll never know when I'll strike next..." Why yes, she thinks it's very funny.

tagged by: @ahogedetective my love tagging: @serpentsexile @bitterseadrop @thornicidxs @vulpesse @slaughterlocked @illusionaest

[shackld]

Naughty or Nice?

Santa's been watching you Chief, and right now you have a very large coal mine coming your way.

She just sighs. Just put the coal on the MBCC's tab, they're already in deep so what's a whole coal mine gonna do?

[shackld]

Random headcanon generator

Chief has an extensive manga collection under their bed.

If Chief likes someone, they will give them a pretty rock.

Chief is a simp.

Chief sings in the shower.

Chief is unemployed.

Bonus: Chief is the gay cousin.

Yeah, the person whose title is Chief is unemployed. Her life would be considerably easier if that were true. While the others are more or less questionable, she does have one question. "What's a simp? I keep hearing it being thrown around by the likes of Hella and EMP but... they refuse to explain what it means."

tagged by: @serpentsexile c: tagging: i literally dont know who hasnt done this yet so say i tagged you if u havent

[ohheyitsjustbear]

😵‍💫 - Every time your pictures end up on my dash I black out

🥺 - Dreaming of making out with you until one of us snaps

👅 - Licking and kissing you everywhere

✌️ - Shoving my fingers in your mouth⛓️ - I want to see you bound and gagged

🍪 - I wanna make you cum and cuddle you and feed you snacks

😳🤭 i love how this went from sweet to oh fuck to sweet 🥰