#⚾; batter up

[fictionallyinparadise]

Scout's voice brings me such serotonin it isn't funny. He says the most fuckin stupid shit and I go "hehe!!!" and kick my legs and smile like a dumbass 😭

[farfallasims]

Batters Up Mister Yankee ⚾

[cdlum]

batter up ⚾

[nc1801pa]

batter up !! ⚾✨

get this on tshirts and more on my redbubble 💕

[a-very-witchy-leaf]

Batter up! ⚾👻

[vany-kun]

Batter Up! ⚾

[blaseballbrainrot]

Time to discover the Totally Official and Unbiased Best and Most Beloved Parker MacMillan aka the TOUBMBPM! Case for each Parker under the cut if you need some info for your decision making

Parker I - The (former) firewalker. Has been through So Much. Currently a slightly pathetic (affectionate) batter for the crabs. Had never witnessed an incineration first hand before witnessing four(!) in season 2

Parker II - it is a mystery. we know Nothing!

Parker III - The first commissioner. Was a little unhinged at first and was simultanously terrified and needed a hug. Being commissioner was meant to be his summer internship and he was incinerated during a lawsuit that wasn't even his fault

Parker IIII - Everyone's best friend. Ray of sunshine. Only lived for a real life week. He loved everyone and everything and he got turned into coffee a few innings away from survival

Parker IIIII - The only commissioner to recieve visible character development. Grew a spine in season 24 and stood up against the Coin. Was(/is) the longest lived commissioner and got to see two whole birthdays

All of them - they are ONLY 19 YEARS OLD

[lilkatzz]

Batter up ⚾ Comm for Godfrey (design is by me as well!!!!)

[lycanthian]

hi. blaseball ocs? 👁👁

HI. BLASEBALL OCS. ⚾🩸

i have FOUR major sectors of blaseball ocs. and by that i mean i have THREE teams and ONE standalone oc. :3 Today I will talk about one(1) of them. because theyre my favorite. maybe ill talk abt others sometime else if u really want :3

[ IMAGE ID: The roster of a team titled the Louisville Crash Course. In the Pitching rotation is Devious Denim, a 2.5 star pitcher, Ranchez Drumsolo, a 3 star pitcher, and Levi Massimo, another 2.5 star pitcher. In the Batting lineup is Riot Emily, 2.5 stars, Eclaire Redacted (with physical redaction bars substituted for a last name), a 4 star batter, Stacatto C. Daisy, a 3.5 star batter, Rad Bromeliad, a 3.5 star batter, Jacob Fuzzy, a 4.5 star batter, Miss Chili, a 3.5 star batter, 2X4 (pronounced Two By Four) Girlish, a 3.5 star batter, Hallmark Fortification, a 3 star batter, Lunkhead En Rose, a 2 star batter, Hamsworth Johannes, a 2.5 star batter, Deleted Ibon, a 2.5 star batter, and Dern Becktabular, a 4.5 star batter. The team's icon is a stop sign emoji, and the note at the bottom reads, "HOW DO I DRIVE THIS THING?" End ID. ]

The Louisville Crash Course is a wild team. They debuted in my friend @callibones fan league that I still think about constantly, and swept the competition actually pretty hard! They ended up losing in the finals, if memory serves. Anyways, they're crazy. I change their origin story up every once in a while because I can never find the exact right starting point for them to feel cohesive.

Pitchers

Devious Denim (real name Levi Denim) is a cowboy and a bit of a fashion enthusiast. He comes from way out in the sticks and thinks it's really fun to keep his western gear up to trends with weird colors and patterns. He is, notably, the team's first ever pitcher, and is generally pretty stoic towards most. He has a little brother on a different team named Mal Jean, and when the two are together, they're practically inseperable.

Ranchez Drumsolo is, ironically, the bass player for a small garage band. They do everything in their power to avoid conventionalism and are generally a very chill guy.

Levi Massimo is a theater school dropout with a passion for the stage. He just got roped into this "blaseball" stuff for a fun side gig and got in too deep. He styles his outfits extravagantly off of the field, with a particular knack for costume design.

One thing that these three pitchers have in common is that they are absolutely all dating each other, although they won't admit it to the presses. They are commonly spotted out together, whether that be going to a fancy restaurant or hitting some local stores together. Pitcher polycule.

Batters

Riot Emily is a butch lesbian and also the best friend of Ranchez Drumsolo. She is the real drummer in their shared band. She's also generally a nostalgic person, and enjoys revisiting old places from her childhood with Drumsolo frequently.

Eclaire ████████ is a hardcore emo with a propensity for being difficult to pin down. He enjoys being disagreeable and flaky. Identity struggle central.

Staccato C. Daisy is a robot woman made from old junk and, most notably, has a head made from an old FM radio. Xe is happily married to Miss Chili.

Rad Bromeliad is a skater and general gym-goer. He usually travels the country constantly for skating competitions, but he's taken up the sport for a social media spotlight.

Jacob Fuzzy is both a gymnast and a werewolf. While he started in gymnastics and cross-country, Blaseball was his true dream. He has a troubled medical history as a result of his lycanthropy.

Miss Chili is being made of seemingly gelatinized soup, given human form. She is a teacher and a mother of two, and generally the most "adult" person on the team. She is happily married to Staccato C. Daisy.

2X4 Girlish is a mystery. They are four girls that seem to play as one player. Outside of the game, the girls still stick very close to one another and can only be seen talking to one another in a tongue unrecognizable to the rest of the team. When asked for comment by the media, they deliberated before one girl took the mic and flippantly said, "You know, just girl things," before taking the microphone and running. When the camera crew reached their location, they were nowhere to be seen.

Hallmark Fortification is a middle aged man with a hobby of doomsday prepping. He plays to keep his physique up in preparation for any weird supernatural shenanigans he has to face.

Lunkhead En Rose is a shark guy. A smooth boy, if you will. He takes pride in his appearance and general self care, and makes sure his teammates do the same.

Hamsworth Johannes is a particularly non-notable woman. She prefers a quiet life mostly, having worked boring office jobs for most of her days, but took up blaseball full time after retiring in search for friendship.

Deleted Ibon is a creature of void and static with a tendency to fade in between timelines and jump between realities accidentally. It has no control over this power. Despite this, it's generally kind, just a little confused.

Dern Becktabular is a professional blaseball player and has a hobby of being an arcade-goer. They played blaseball briefly in high school, but took a break for college to focus on their studies. They came back to the sport afterwards, and are generally a big brother kind of person to as many people as they can manage.

[littlemonstert-blog]

Batter up!⚾

[fictionallyinparadise]

Cute date idea: Scout teaching me how to take a man's kneecaps with a baseball bat

[rainesrailway]

Batter Up! ⚾

[crochetcouch]

Batter up! ⚾ If you’re a baseball fan (or know one), this Baseball Afghan is a total home run! Perfect for game days, lounging, or adding a sporty touch to your space. Make it in your favorite team colors and get ready to show off your love for the game in crochet form! ~  Pattern available at:  https://thecrochetcouch.com/sports/baseball

[patrickmccullogh]

⚾ BASEBALL

Patrick was (and still is) a Red Sox fan from his childhood in Boston. He played Little League as a kid but isn't particularly athletic nowadays. He's a good sport though if you ask him to batter up for a group game.

[thereal-cherribo]

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