#♡Shart

[sorcerous-caress]

Early morning cuddling pt.2

[Fluff, wholesome, nb!reader]

[Halsin, Astarion, Shadowheart, Gale]

Part One

Halsin

You'd think that you married a fairytale princess by the amount of small animals you wake up each morning to, cuddling by your side and nuzzling against Halsin's warmth.

Not that he seems to mind. If anything, he seems the happiest sharing his bed with all those willing. His strong arm keeps a hold over you during the night, keeping you close and secure to his chest while he easily falls into a state of meditation. He prefers keeping the window open and listening to the wind outside, swaying of leaves and chipping of bird in the morning.

You did wonder what exactly does he think about during his meditation, and he confessed he replays his favourite memories. Reminding himself of what's worth fighting for in this life.

His palm cupping your face so gently, rough from centuries of tending to plants and magic practice. You can smell the earth embedded in his skin.

Who is worth fighting for.

If you're the type to sleep in during the morning, he happily indulges you as you cuddle closer to him. Resting your head on the rise and fall of his chest.

Letting the drumming of his heartbeat lull you into the land of dreams, just for a short while, maybe five minutes more.

feeling his hand draw circles on your back soothingly. You catch a glimpse of a whispered prayer to the father of nature, Halsin asking him to protect you, keep your soul and heart pure, keep you by his side for as long as this cycle of life allows.

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Astarion

You only realise the worth of love after having experienced solitude.

Astarion came to realise how much it meant to have someone just hold you in bed, nothing more, a simple body laying next to him in blissful sleep.

To have someone relish in your company so much, feel safe around him so much that you'd willingly want him to stay by your side while you were the most vulnerable.

It feels strange in his heart, a twing or guilt, even shame.

What did he do to deserve this?

How are you so peaceful next to a vampire? This isn't a camp on some ditch in the backside of Faerun anymore, this is your home that you've willingly and foolishly invited a vampire into.

But maybe he was the biggest fool, for he kept holding you close, fangs tucked away as the smell of blood was the least of his interests at this moment. The living really has a captivating way to steal one's attention.

what dreams do you have?

Each night is like a trance, and before he realises, it ends so suddenly when glowing lines of light just below the thick curtains peak on the floor.

It's morning already, but it felt like a second, he wants to hold you for a lifetime, hug you for a century, kiss you for a decade and whisper your name as if it was his last breath.

He wants so many things, he has so many conflicting emotions. Astarion doesn't want to get attached, you're fleeting, mortal, alive and so loveable.

And he is none of these things, at least not in his views.

But after so much misery, he deserves to steal one good thing from the living, you. It doesn't matter if he has earned it or not, you willingly chose him, loved him.

Embraced him as you woke up, eyes sleepy as nuzzled into him further with no regard to how cold his skin might be in contrast to your warm blanket.

"Darling, you know I'm supposed to be the nocturnal one in this relationship, right? Or did you grow fangs during the night." He voice was laced with an unusual softness, a stranger to his own ears.

You grumbled as he pulled away, chasing after him with adorable slow speed with your hand as you attempted to bring him back.

He's not a sadist.

Okay maybe he is.

But torturing a sleepy you, is becoming one of the highlights of his days. It makes waiting here all night worth it.

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Shadowheart

Her eyebrows scrunch into the most adorable glare when she first wakes up. The children of Shar and Selune have never been morning people, present or past.

The tips of her ears slightly twitch as the cold morning reaches her after you manage to steal the blanket in your sleep, wrapping the soft thing around you and leaving her to the mercy of the chilly weather.

Stirred from her sleep, she has a half mind to acknowledge how endearing you look besides her. Peacefully in your slumber and unaware of the crime you've commited, letting your beloved freeze to death in the early morning.

With a sigh, Shadowheart reaches over to untangle tha blanket edge from your iron fist as she squeezes herself inside the makeshift cocoon you've assembled. Instant warmth and comfort greeting her the more she pressed her body onto yours.

Despite how heavenly you feel, sleep has already evaded her grasps. Once she wakes up, she's the type not to fall asleep afterwards. Doesn't help how much of a light sleeper she can be at times.

So she closes her eyes and basks in the moment, fully enjoying the presence. The quietness of the morning where the people haven't woken up yet, the stillness of the air, the slow rhythmic breathing as your chest rises and falls.

She wants to trace your face with her fingers, she wants to admire your eyes, but she doesn't want to wake you up so instead her arms gently hug your body closer to hers.

Safety, comfort and love, things she was taught were a sin to desire, things assumed to make her weaker.

But being weak has never felt so good before, if what she's doing is wrong in the eyes of any god, then she might as well embrace her spot in the hells with your arms as her grave.

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Gale

He's changing you slowly, and you're not sure if it's for the better or worse.

What started as you teasing him over his cotton pyjamas with cat paw prints, turned into you wearing a matching one after he bought you one and sweetly coerced you into it.

You look so silly. You can't even deny it as you watch your reflection in the mirror. Watching in real time as your dignity evaporates into thin air while your lover is searching for his reading glasses under the bed by using magic to lift it in the back of the mirror reflection.

Turning around, you feel your lips tugging into a smile as you notice the pair of reading glasses pushed up on his head while Gale is scratching his said head and mumbling about how he just had it close by.

Where could it have possibly went, you wonder.

Calling him over, you watch as he adorable walks over to you with a hopeful look that you've somehow found his glasses like you usually do. As if you were the wizard in this situation who'd make it appear out of thin air rather than the academically acclaimed professor Dekarios in front of you.

Your hand cups his face, and he leans into it without question. Planting a small kiss on his lips, you lower his glasses back onto his face as you pull away. Gale's delighted expression rewards you with a second kiss, calling you his hero.

The two of you fall asleep with a dim light illuminating the room, stray magical star enchantments making the bedroom just bright enough for Gale's midnight reading, or midnight paper grading.

You either learn to tough it out or use that equally silly eyemask that came with your cat pyjamas.

Gale's usually the last one to fall asleep, except on weekends when he's in bed by 9. But since tomorrow, he has to be guiding the future generations of wizards in Faerun, you get his wandering hand playing with your hair or massaging your neck as you drift off to sleep.

By the time morning comes, he's tucked in a blanket by your side. Glasses crooked on his face for he forgot to remove them, again.

Reaching over, you gently take them off of him and set them on the bedside table. Giving his forehead a soft kiss as you check the time and see that you still have a quarter of an hour before he has to get ready to leave for work.

You wrap your arms around him, and he leans into your touch. Even while asleep, his body has complete trust in you, recognising your warmth and letting you cuddle him.

It would've been a very romantic early morning cuddling for the two silly people in embarrassing cat pyjamas, wasn't it for the scratching of paws on the locked door of your bedroom.

The sing-song yelling of Gale's last name following shortly, courtesy to Tara announcing to the whole world how you're a minute late to delivering her morning meal and the carrier pigeons outside are starting to look more and more like grilled chicken wings by the second.

[ashertickler]

The first time Asher realizes he had feelings for David is when he comforted him after he fell off the tree in his backyard. The first time he kissed David was a little after Gabe's death.

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STOP STOP OH MY GOD I CAN IMAGINE IT WAIT-

brain dump ramble about David x Asher below teehee 😸

Asher's softly sobbing after his arm got fixed and in a sling, and David isn't mad at him or grouchy... he looks worried? Concerned. David didn't comprehend the concept of death at that young age but in the moment where he saw Asher wailing and screaming on the ground with his arm looking... unnatural, scarily bent, blood pooling beneath it, he assumed the worst. And it hit him, what if that was death? And... if it happened to Asher? It mentally broke him, and in the aftermath David wouldn't leave Asher's side, always watching. Making sure Asher didn't slip away when he wasn't looking, making sure Asher was still with him.

Asher noticed the change in David instantly. He knows his best friend like the back of his hand. He knows all too well how easily he gets under David's skin, so to see his usually grouchy buddy so... soft? Always around Asher, holding his hand, helping him up and down stairs, even helping him eat anytime they had a meal together... Asher felt something more than friendship. His heart swelled... but he couldn't name this feeling. Oh, it's probably just super friendship! Yeah... like we're soul buddies! I don't want him to stop being this way around me...

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After Gabe's post mortum, the Shaw Pack was inconsolable. Especially David, who'd now lost both parents and had the responsibility of being pack alpha imminently upon his shoulders. It broke everyone to hear about the passing of their beloved alpha, but for Asher... he couldn't stop worrying about David. How could he cope? How could he function? How lonely must he feel... and how sick with worry Asher felt at the thought. His thoughts were consumed my David, and it reached a point where he couldn't bare to spend time away from him. Asher swore he would always be by David's side, cos that's what soul buddies do, right? At night, he would hold David as he wept in only Asher's arms, then put a reassuring hand on David's shoulder during the day as David mustered up what little energy he had to tend to the pack and deal with the funeral arrangements. Asher could only watch with pained eyes as David struggled with all the duties he and Frank would soldier through, noting every laboured exhale his best friend shuddered out.

Asher noticed a lot of painful behaviours in David in the days after Gabe's death... but one struck him hard. Not out of worry, but instead with how his heart would swell. David became clingy. Which for David was incredibly difficult to decipher and point out. But Asher noticed. As he had always done, as he had always noticed whenever David's behaviour changed. Whenever it changed towards Ash.

Lingering touches. Hugs that lasted too long. Brushes of his hand against Asher's arm. Leaning into Asher's reassuring and grounding touch. Small nuzzles when crying into Asher's chest and shoulders when the pain of his father's death hit hardest, particularly in the lonely nights where he would have to sleep in his family's apartment alone. One night, David couldn't handle it. He needed Asher. One short call later, Asher had packed his bags and decided to move into the Shaw apartment for David. For his soul buddy. During the night, with Asher cradling David in his arms as he rambled about the funeral to come in the following days, David felt content. For the first time in the days that felt like years after Gabe's passing, being in Asher's arms felt like home. He finally felt warm again. Whole again. All it took was a sharp gulp and a yearning, tear-stained look at Asher for Ash to realise the feeling from his best friend in front of him. Asher cupped David's face and stroked his cheek, I'm always here for you David, and David choked up before breaking into a smile. A small one, but his first smile in... too long. He's smiling... I made him smile. Asher couldn't contain the surge of emotion any longer, it had remained dormant since he broke his arm. The unrequited yearning, the naive hoping, maybe this was the moment-

Thank you, Ash. For always being the one stable force in my life. David, smiling as a tear trails down his cheek, leans in to peck a kiss on Asher's cheek. And Asher freezes, his cheeks turning a soft pink. David stares, his heart skipping a beat, worried he'd been too bold, if this was stupid, if he fucked up, if he'd lose asher too-

Until Asher tilted his head and kissed David, closing his eyes and smiling into the kiss, cupping David's face as David brought his hand to Asher's head and held it before breaking apart. Foreheads touching, they stared into each other's eyes and smiled, before Asher broke into a giggle and David followed suit.

We'll be ok.

(tagging @dawnofiight lucid pookie for when you come back... my fellow dasher stan I hope you like this absolute word dump brain fart of a thingy about our sillies dasher... miss you dookie)

[dovedi]

my only love …… @jaes1lvr

[zujime]

have you thought abt doing smaus? I FEEL URS WLD BE SO GOODOMG

IVE ACTUALLY NEVER THOUGHT ABT THAT TBH

if im not mistaken it’s like the texting thing… right? or like insta or twt??🤔 i mean i can consider it but don’t hold your breath on that 💀

if i do end up doing a smau for one or more of the fandoms i write for, it might end up being more of a crack post than anything if imma be honest but idk

i’ll think abt it tho 🤭

[creepygirlcemetery]

˚　i'll burn your name into my throat ♡ i'll be the fire that catches you : ticci toby x reader

warnings  𓂅 fluff, confession, best friends to lovers, sorta cliff hanger kinda? ┊an : im gonna shart this is my 3rd time trying to upload this wtf ... reblogs are appreciated !

"psst toby" you whispered, turning to the boy next to you, the lesson being too boring for you to bother paying attention to. your best friend, toby, turned his head, looking at you in confusion. "i got you something. you then pulled out two concert tickets you had been keeping in the back of your notebook.

"are those for me? he asked you, raising an eyebrow. you excitedly nodded your head. "i know how much you love this band. i managed to get tickets last minute." you explained, handing him one of the tickets.

his heart skipped a beat, this was one of the nicest things anyone has ever done for him. he took the ticket in his hand, a small vet excited smile forming on his face.

"i bought two so i can come with you.. but if you dont want me to thats okay i understa-!" "i want you to come" he said softly, cutting you off. you spent the rest of the class period talking about how you were going to go about the concert. you two agreed he'd pick you up, since he had a car, and he'd drive the both of you to and from the concert.

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"i can adjust the seat for you if you want" he muttered. it was late, you had just gotten back to the car. your feet were killing you and it felt like you could fall asleep at any moment. you sat in the passenger seat. trying to get into a comfortable position.

"yes please" you replied. he reached over, whispering a little apology when he felt as though his arm was putting pressure on your stomach. he adjusted the seat so you could lay down and get some rest on the car ride home.

it was quiet, but in a comforting way. you were the only person who liked to hang out with toby. he never understood why you'd make an effort to talk to him, be kind to him, or stick up for him, but loved you and he never could have traded it for the world. so while you slept peacefully in his passenger seat, after bringing him to a concert he couldve only wished to go to, he accepted that things happen and sometimes you dont need to understand why.

he gently tapped you awake after parking in a random spot in your condo's parking lot. "we're here" he told you softly. you rubbed the sleep out of your eyes. tiredly getting up and putting the seat back in its original position. "thanks for the ride toby" you mumbled, picking up your bag from the passenger floor. he replied with a "no problem" as you unbuckled the seat belt and reached for the car door.

"you okay?" he asked. you couldnt get yourself to open the door. you turned to him, a soft blush tinting your cheeks and nose bridge. maybe it was time for toby to understand. maybe it was time for him to understand why you were always the first to stick up for him, to be there for him with open arms, to treat him kindly, to love him. "tobias, i'm inlove with you"

[strawberriianime]

Hear me out… or use this as inspo anything I love ur writing xx

Stoner!Choso x femreader tw: weed, oral sex m receiving, cum slurping and dirty talking?

Reader and Choso are smoking and she’s getting hottttt watching him roll the blunt and lick the paper and his painted nailssss oooofffffff. Super sexual tension and flirty remarks until she ends up sucking choso’s HOT cock dry and occasionally he’s pulling her hair up to blow smoke in her mouth and calling her sweet names (bc at the end of the day Cho’ is sub LMFAO)

♡ ahhhhhh so crayz you mentioned stoner Choso bc I had that idea before but never wrote ittt. I love this like Choso's already so sexy and watching him roll a blunt is like a dream of mine.

♡ cw: 18+ content, use of weed and descriptions of weed, high oral sex, stoner choso and stoner reader, oral sex (m receiving), dirty talk, deepthroating, swallowing, oral sexxxxxx!

It wasn't unusual for Choso to come and chill at your place, you two would split a zip, buy a pizza, listen to music, and catch up on each other's life. However, this time something was....different. Maybe it was the neon pink LED lights illuminating the living room or the sweet strawberry candle you had lit earlier.

It was him. This time he had come over wearing a baggy pair of grey sweatpants with a hoodie which he discarded earlier leaving him in a black tee highlighting his toned abs. You always thought he was attractive, but something is making him hit differently now. Your eyes followed his as he broke down the weed his freshly manicured black nails reflecting under the pink light. Digging into his pocket, he pulled out a pack of raw papers, got two out of the pack, and lined it onto the rolling tray. Taking the broken-down weed, he sprinkled it into the papers, folding it slightly, and brought it up to his pale pink lips. His lips swiped along his bottom lip, licking a slow long stripe along the paper. "I wish you'd lick me like you lick those papers" you spoke pulling him out of his concentration. He chuckled, going back to rolling the blunt licking slowly at the paper once more. It was as if he was teasing you, any other time he rolled he'd be done in mere seconds so why is he going so slow this time? "Or I could lick you....? You wouldn't last one minute if I did" Teasing Choso was fun, he wouldn't say much but you know deep down he was burning up inside. You heard a lighter flick as you turned and watched him hit the blunt, a thin cloud of smoke leaving his area as he reached out to pass the blunt to you. Grabbing it, you brushed your hand swiftly over his own before bringing the blunt to your own lips and inhaling slowly. "Mmh, I bet you're really skilled with your hands." You passed the blunt back to him. "They're really soft, and I bet they feel really good." His ears were flush red, you knew you were getting to him if that wasn't a sign the twitching in his sweatpants definitely was. "Seem's like you have a little problem, mind If I help you with it hmm?" Your hands grazed over the bulge in his pants, feeling his dick twitch from the light touch.

Your black nails found their way to the top of his sweatpants, pulling at the material as Choso was quick to shimmy down his pants allowing his stiffened dick to make contact with the cool air of the living room. His tip was red, beaded with precum that began running down his shaft stopping just at the middle. Taking your right hand, you grabbed his shart, thumb rolling circles on the tip spreading the precum along feeling him twitch in your warm hands. You moved in closer, salivating your mouth to the fullest before dropping a glob of spit onto his tip using it as a lubricant to stroke his dick up and down. You started off with teasing slow kitten licks, tongue circling only the tip sucking on it slowly as you moved your right hand up and down. You felt a slight tug on your hair, lips creating a thin trail of saliva as your own were met with Choso's. He brought the blunt to his lips, inhaling slowly before bringing his lips to your own. You felt the smoke filling your mouth before he pulled back, leaning back onto the chair, pushing lowering your head back to his dick.

Without hesitation, you lowered your hand as your warm mouth sank down onto his dick, causing him to twitch once more. He let out a low groan as you began to move your head up and down his shaft, making sure whatever area your mouth couldn't reach, your hand made up for. Slightly tightening your jaws, you moaned softly as you bobbed up and down, tasting just about every inch. You began tracing every vein that throbbed, begging to be caressed by your warm tongue, your hand moving to cuff his balls using the saliva that trailed as lubricant once again. "A-aah fuck, you're so good at this pretty." you heard him groan, causing you to moan on his dick, feeling the throbbing between your own legs and panties getting soaked by the second. You felt a slight tug on your hair once more pulling off his dick once again, lips glistening under the pink lights. "You look beautiful like this." He took another hit of the blunt and brought your lips to his, smoke filling your mouth once more. His eyes were low, watching you with complete adoration and lust as he placed a small kiss on your temple.

Dropping down once more, you flexed your right hand, now adding your left hand to the mix, and you swallowed his dick, sucking on it as if it was a watermelon blow pop. Your head bobbed as your wrist worked in areas you could reach. "Baby, you're gonna suck me dry." Choso moaned, throwing his head back on the sofa, one fist tightly gripping at your hair, the other taking another hit of the blunt. You removed one of your hands as you shoved his dick deeper down your throat, the sending hand following shortly as well once you were comfortable. "Shit. I've never been this deep before. You're doing so good beautiful.... you feel amazing. You suck me up so well." You could tell he was close based on the babbling he always does when he's about to cum. "I-Im about to cum. Baby, can I cum down your throat." You bobbed your head faster, sucking slightly harder as you felt that familiar twitch once more before your mouth was flooded with bittersweet, sticky webs of cum. He let out a loud moan, balls emptying shooting his warm load into your mouth. You eagerly swallowed up what you could but, this has to be a record of how much cum he was able to produce. Your tongue was quick to lick up whatever was left over that you weren't able to suck down cleaning him up with your delicate tongue. You felt a set of strong hands bring you up to his toned chest as his chest heaved catching his breath from such a powerful orgasm. "I gotta pay you back."

[magnusgraycloud]

My top 3 fav tavs rn bc i luv to show off my children ♡

3: Nyx

- emo gith whose egg was stolen by selunites, when they found out about their past they killed everyone <3 . bae'zels loving gf, and they both hate shart lol

2: Namah

- badass durge mommy i made for minthara when i read the anniversary post, and it announced that Minthara is the least kissed romancable party member. Broke her oath for her gf in a second. She will kill everyone and anyone ♡

1: GOARSKULL 😍

My cutie patootie first durge who has committed many atrocities. He is sin with claws and a hammer named Corpsegrinder ♡. He luvs to munch on parasites and frequently takes advantage of his illithid powers. His only weakness is his twink </3. Goarskull has dreams to rule the world with Astarion bc theyre totally gonna take over the brain and be powerful forever :).

Ok thx bye 🦭

[shartstan97]

my origin playthrough paladin shart! forgot to update with lvl 12 stats after beating up Lorroakan. i took ASI +2 CHA to buff the auras and channel oath spells.

she'll always be my hard smiting girl ♡ off to get the end game gear next.

[peachy-chan]

what are your thoughts on pyro eprocto? do you have any hcs? ^^

One of my faves! I skipped characters (since I don't want to write about a minor on accident,, sigh)

Pyro users x eprocto hcs. . .(⁠｡⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠｡⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♡

Hot gushes of wind. They live up to the "a couple of farts and the bed will be as hot as a stove"

I mean it. You can feel how warm they are!

They smell like trash, a weird fart smell because it's very different to the typical eggy odor. It's exclusive of them.

Long and airy, bassy and brap like.

Diluc has dad farts, long, loud and proud, duck sound. You can hear him fart even when you are in other room!!

Yoimiya is lactose intolerant, she gets the toots when she eats any dairy. Smelly, short but frequent gas.

Thoma has a super sensitive stomach, he sharts way more than he is up to admit.

Yanfei farts silent but deadly.

Hu Tao likes to fart around Zhongli and make the "pull my finger" joke

[sanriopinterest]

♡ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚎𝚝 𝚂𝚢𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚎 ♡

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🌺In honor of season two being official I give you, a new chapter🌺

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🌺The fit for this part of the fic🌺

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"Yummy! I wanna make dessert babies with you, I would rub you all over my body if it wasn't for the yeast I swear I would!". I bat my eyelashes and gave her a blank stare as she starts beating chuck. "You do you girl, you do you". The elevator dings as panty skips through the door singing a song. "Very catchy Panty" I state as she freezes. "Ugh why does it smell like a gummy bear sharted in here? Whats happening, what are you eating and, why does it smell like jelly bean spunk" she comments coming near the couch. More like chair, only one person can sit on it, hence why im sitting on a beanbag chair rn.

"Put down the hatorade, I understand that its hard for you to accept that your vice gives you warts but thats not my fault". I lose interest the more they argue. Are they seriously arguing over sweets. I think I like (sweet/spicy) more. Overall its a stupid argument. The conversation ends with Chuck being kicked into the trash.

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As stocking stands naked in front of her mirror I was adjusting my pillows on our bed for sleep. When we got an apartment I decided to room with stocking over pantys mess of a 'room'. Its way darker in here anyway. "What the fuck, I just let that asshole make me paranoid". I hear stocking mumble. I watch her walk over to her scale. She squeals loudly as the scale stops. "Are you okay Stocking?" "Im a fatty.."

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🌺Another outfit change🌺

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The elevator dings as me and panty walk through it. "We're back from rocking out with my cock out! Get this shit, this dude just shoved his package in our face". Loud vrrs can be heard throughout the apartment. "We got you some stuff!" I call out holding a few boxes. The vrrs stop suddenly. "I almost puked on him because it looked like a bunch of sweet treats but I took it just incase it was full of dome sweet means if you know what im saying" She ranted on. "HUH?!? You said these were sweets YOU BOUGHT for Stocking!". I set down and open the boxes, sighing with relief when I realize their actually sweets. I DID NOT want to face Stocking if these weren't sweets.

"Uh Chica did you hear me? What the fuck is a fondae anyway? It looks like plastic, y'all take it their from angel house that place that everyone's getting their nipples hard over".

"No thank you! I have no interests of things of that nature" she says quickly. "Seriously? Looks like me and Chuck are getting the runs tonight!" I exclaim. Stocking almost never gives up her share so i'll be able to eat little more than I usually do. Panty drops the sweets into Chucks mouth as he devours the rest of his share. "Oopsie did you decide you wanted some?""Did you decide you wanted to shut the fuck up?!""Don't think you're getting any of mine!" I say as I pull out my (fav/cake) from the box. As I begin eating I look back towards my entertainment of the night. Who is now suddenly flipping Stockings shirt up and down. "So thats what was making the vrring noises earlier!" I point to Stockings stomach. "Chuck, c'mere" she spins in a crazed state into the elevator. "Weird".

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The elevator dings as I come from me and stockings room. My slippers gliding towards panty whos standing in the middle of the living room with a few boxes of cake. "Oh hey panty, what are you doing with all that cake" I ask as she looks around the room. "Have you seen Stocking around?""Uh yeah last time I saw her she was in the boiler room?""Thanks". Panty starts walking towards the boiler room and follow her. We walk in and look around for our sister. We scream as she appears in front of us looking dead, not even half dead I mean, freash out the casket dead. Panty holds out the cake as an offering but Stocking just stares at it. She takes it but lets the cake fall off the tray. Leaving us terrified.

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I scream as I get flicked out of the bed and onto the grass outside. "Fucking shit girl what happened?!? Your like trashy talk show, fat!""Seriously, this is the thing I wake up too?" I look up at the sky and ask. "Huh what are you talking about I always have a bridge around my waist don't be an asshole" Stocking says in a deeper voice than usual. "I don't really wanna do this but I said I would". Panty then starts hysterically laughing. "Not the time Panty-""When I do get out of here, your gonna be the meat in my breakfast taco" Stocking says. "Cannibalism much?". I look around to see panty and chuck still laughing their ass off, until chuck gets electrocuted. Garterbelt pops up from the ground. "Angels we have a mandee""She looks like a giant balloon with a hat on!" Panty continues her gag.

"I give up" I say to myself as panty flings from the ground. "That was my face you twat" she complains.

As Garterbelt explains whats happening im thinking about how I get our beds back in our rooms. "Angels what you're seeing here can only be the work of a ghost""Oh so they're the ones who turned Stocking into a glazed holiday ham, YOU HEAR THAT?!" Panty screams to Stocking. "CUT THAT OUT" I scream smacking the back of Pantys head. "GET ME DOWN! IM GNNA EAT THAT GHOSTS HONEY GLAZED NUTSACK" Stocking yells breaking the tower completely. Me and Panty watch with a suprised deadpan face. "Look your King Kong and We get to be the hot chicks!" Panty yells grabbing my waist while we're on top of stocking. "Um how did we change-"

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(Yet another outfit change <3)

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   Panty starts running backwards on Stocking making her roll forward into traffic. "What part of I don't do excersize do you not understand!" I yell at Panty. Thanks to the running shes doing I also have to run. She ignores me and keeps singing her song.

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    "Thats fucking endearing, since you only want to fatten up the hot chicks so you won't have to feel like such a lard ass" Panty calls out stopping th ladys rant. "Who the fuck are you?" She turns around. "EW SHE HAS NIPPLES FOR EYES""Someone who refuses to let you control her with your suger shooters! We're shutting down your fat factory old lady!" Panty preaches. Stocking groans behind us. "Stockings been eating titty icing?" I contemplate as Panty lets out a giggle seeing Stocking. "HOW DARE YOU! This is not just a factory this is a haven, where fat can be free to be whatever it wants to be! YA GOT THAT" She acreams growing more nipples. "SO GROSS" I scream as she shoots her sentient milk babies at us. "What is she doing? No I can't swallow that load its too much!" Panty panics. "Whens the last time you said that?" I teased. Panty and I pause as we see Stocking in front of us eating all the cream things. "EW SO GROSS" I say going back to freaking out and hiding behind Panty.

   "Ew shit way to take one for the team girl" Panty deadpans shielding herself from the Cream. Stocking tries to slash the woman with her sword but it doesn't work.

  "Oops must've shrunken in the wash" Stocking says. "ARE YOU SERIOUS RN?!?". The Ghost woman walks out of the factory heaving a bag with her. Me and Panty slide outside. "Not so fast!" She holds her gun to its stomach as I aim an arrow at her group of tits. "You think you can bake those cakes and not eat 'em too?!?". "Choke on this pippy long titties" I shout as I fire my arrow and Panty fires her gun. The Ghost leaves behind 4 heaven coins. "One for each neck roll, what was she? The ghost Embassoder of fatties who think they should get to be loved for who they are on the inside". I stare judgingly at Panty. "Or the fate of fatest bitches like u" Stocking says before deflating back to her normal self. "Oh your back to being hot?""Can we go home now? " I ask.

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  "You better not get all fat again or else you'll have to get good at blowjobs""Oh please, I don't mind some junk in the trunk if I can eat what I want. Going without sweets is like going without sex, not that you would have any idea what thats like" Stocking retorted. "True" I add on focusing on my game. "Dont even think about it Chuck~" Stocking sang before throwing Chuck. I look towards Chuck and walk over. "Can you maybe not throw him in the trashcan? I just bathed him" I asked taking Chuck and putting him on the floor.

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Words: 1573

Wattpad: @Vonlovesbread

(Your choker turns into a bow and arrow instead of your sleeve)

Thanks so much for waiting♡

[sorcerous-caress]

Type of romantic gifts they'd give you

[Bg3, fluff, nb!reader]

[Wyll, Karlach, Gale, Shadowheart, Astarion, Laezel, Halsin, Minthara, Karniss]

Wyll

Flowers. Each bouquet conveys a different meaning and tells a hundred tales about his feelings for you. From the petal colours to the delicate ribbon holding the stems together, not a single detail was overlooked.

Enteries to both worlds. Invites to the most eloquent galas reserved for the noble class, elegent clothes and glittering jewellery. And warm heartfelt welcomes into the most popular tavrens for adventurers, even the dangerous ones greet you and Wyll with cold drinks and a warm meal.

A shoulder to lean on, someone to be your own hero. The royalty treatment becomes the norm for you, a quiet dance in your shared home, swaying slowly as the rain scatters against the windows outside.

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Karlach

Cheesy handmade coupons for hugs. Physical affection is a big part of the way she shows love, yet no hugs feel better than the ones she knows both of you want, rather than only her. These hand drawn coupons are to give her reassurance in a way that you also crave her embrace as much as she does.

Taking you out to her favourite spots. Introducing you to all her past and current friends. Absolutely involving you in every aspect of her inner circles and slowly integrating you into her world. She wants all the people that she loves to know each other, to be there, and to support each other. Friends, family, and neighbours, she craves a community.

Carrying your stuff. Be it your bags, equipment, or anything. She enjoys being strong for you, never letting you lift a heavy thing ever. Giving you her jacket if you get cold, even switching your shoes if yours are uncomfortable. Dress however you want, she knows how to fight after all.

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Gale

Homecooked meals. Frozen soup in food containers. You'll never go hungry with him around. Love is a major ingredient in each dish he makes, recipes passed down from generations. Restaurants' food becomes dull in comparison. No bakery dessert can compare to his home baked pie.

A picnic near the sea side. It's windy, the air is refreshing and nice. Waves come crashing gently, almost brushing against your feet before retreating back. Tara purrs in your lap, her wings warming your hand underneath it as you scratch her fur. Gale is by your side, telling you about a new discovery he made in his research. Content in staying by your side despite the crown laying at the bottom of the ocean in front of you.

Constellations seeming brighter, the sky looks as if it held twice as many stars than usual. There's a sparkle in his eyes, wrinkles at their edges from his smile.

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Shadowheart

Wine/non-alcoholic drinks and sweets. She has a taste for delicacies and sharing them with you. Whatever she picks, it's always somehow very rich in flavour, melts against the tongue, and the aftertaste is an experience by itself.

Takes you to her home, visiting her parents who welcomed you as if you were another child of theirs. For the first time in her life, she has a family, and she wants to include you in it. You are a part of it, after all. A part of her.

Nursing your sickness away, sticking with you through thick and thin. Even at your most ill of states. She doesn't pat an eye at you throwing up, sneezing, or not having the energy to shower. She helps you through it. She never judges you over it, unconditional love in its purest forms as she ensures your recovery.

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Astarion

Precious poetry he wrote himself. As much as he scoffs over anything too chessy, he can't help using his mother tongue and spinning endless lines about you in elvish in his private journal. On the rare occasion, giving you a glimpse through it. Pretending to leave his journal open by pure coincidence in front of you, on the exact page of the peom with your name on it.

The both of you traverse the underdark. He takes you to a special spot he found under a sussur tree. The blue glow of the silver branches lights up the edges of his hair like a halo, and your eyelids feel heavy with your head on his lap.

Stiching the holes in your clothes. Maintaining them in his free time and making sure they are cared for. Each piece that might hold a sentimental value to you or a precious memory receives special treatment from him. Sometimes, he stiches a joke or two into your undergarments that you don't realise until much later on.

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Laezel

Gifts you a sharp and expertly smithed sword. Silver in colour with various ruby red stones decorating the handle, it feels at home in your grip, specifically made for your hands.

Takes you as her guide through Faerun, let's you introduce her to the places you love, the things you like. You can tell her interest is genuine, he curiosity is evident as she tries everything you recommend to her.

Reads to you, each night she'd indulge your curiosities and read one of the many githyanki literature disks you've accumulated. Her voice never tires, she pronounces each word with care and emotion. It's beyond soothing, even her comments inbetween narrating the story never fail to make you smile.

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Halsin

Blessings of nature extend to you as well. The birds don't fly away when you approach, the tree branches don't get caught in your clothes, and the bugs take a polite detour around you as they crawl. He shares the love he received with you.

You've never seen so many children rush to you before, look up to you with respect, and search for guidance. He grants you the opportunity to raise the ones who will hold the torch after us, to imped your wisdom upon them, and help shape a better future.

Never growing cold again, buried deep against his soft fur as gaint bear paws hold you so softly. Despite the pouring snow outside, you sink deeper into his warm embrace. Cute round ears flicker in the corner of your vision, and you can't help but rub them alongside his soft belly.

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Minthara

jewellery, each one is unique and more expensive than the last. Various earrings with pearls and necklaces with glittering diamonds. Even a special one that hugs your neck deliciously, with her name on it. Body accessories hugging your curves and wrapping around you. A pair of matching rings.

Takes you into her heart, behind the iron walls, behind the mazes of ice. Shows you her tender beating vulnerable flesh, the small kindness she protected so fiercely and hid from the world. Her true love, yours for the taking and yours alone.

The disembodied heads of your enemies in a gift box wrapped for you, everyone who has ever wronged you has their skulls displayed on the shelves. She becomes your blade, your sword and shield.

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Karniss

Prayers. Offers them to you as he kneels, talking in a hushed tone as he begs a greater being for your safety, for your heart, and for you love. For their blessings upon him to shield you from the darkness, his split mind making him seeth in anger and hatred at all those who dared hurt or question you.

Brings you to his nest, a small cave with tight webs shielding the entrance. He teaches you how to slip through them, holds you close as he lifts you in his arms and makes passage inside. You're a very welcome addition to his home, his sanctuary.

Gifts you his venom regularly. Whether it's a kiss as his fangs slip past your soft lips and bleed venom down your throat, or a bite into the soft flesh of your neck that injects it directly into your veins. He builds up your resistance slowly so he may protect you from himself and anyone who tries to steal your life away.

[geekygamergp]

So well drawn, would love to see more of Shart's backstory ♡

Forgotten child - bg3 Shadowheart comic

I hope you enjoyed!

[akumapucca]

♡✩𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓭𝓪𝓽𝓮✩♡

*Abyo sends a message to Ching*

Abyo`s message: Hoioioiye bbg Do you wanna go on

date with me at 9:00 p.m this evening?????????

*Ching responds to Abyo's message*

Ching`s message: Yesssss,where?

*Abyo responds to Ching message*

Abyo`s message: At the restaurant of Pucca's uncles, the Goh-Rong

*Ching responds (I`m tired to write)*

Ching`s message: mkay,see you later

*At the date*

*Ching wears nice clothes, a short white half-sleeved dress above the knee with small pink flowers everywhere, she was wearing black platform shoes, she had loose curly hair, a pink flower on her head, a necklace with a silver heart-shaped pendant,small heart-shaped earrings and finally, her adorable Won on her head, the little chick was wearing a pink collar*

*Abyo also wears nice clothes, had a white shirt, black pants and black shoes*

Abyo:U look so sigma in that dress

Ching:SO SIGMA? I`M CRYINGGGGG😭😭😭😭

*Abyo and Ching starting to laugh*

*They sit down and the most skibidi waiter, Dada, arrives*

Dada: Hi what do you want to order?

Ching: A plate of Jajang Noodles and to drink a glass of water

Dada:mhhh? *Dada starts writing*

Abyo: A plate of spicy

Dada: Okok see you later

*After a few minutes the dishes arrive*

Abyo: Can I try them, please?

Ching:Ok...

*Abyo tastes them, but when he slurps the noodles, he kisses Ching on the lips*

Abyo: Sorry, I didn't want to do it, sweetheart...

Ching: It's okay

*Later, they leave the restaurant*

*Abyo looks at the time on his phone, it's 1:00 a.m.*

Abyo: Holy Shart I have to go

Ching: Ok, bye my love

Abyo: Bye bbg

IT'S FINALLY OVER YÆY

-Akuma_WatchPucca♡

[radfart5]

I love paper mario ttyd because what do you mean i get to have tiddies in my face as mario

Insane game design. I also named my yoshi shart♡.

[sketch-the-sandcat]

Welcome to my blog!! ♡

Hey there!!! The name's Sketch and I do art! :3

Some small things about me:

I'm a minor!!

I am half filipino, an INFP, pisces (2/22), and 5w4

I'm a taken lesbian who goes by she/her!

I've been drawing digitally for about 5 years :D

I like cats, anything pink, drawing ofc, listening to others, oc x canon!!!, and romance lol

I dislike crowds, conflict, loud noises, and slimy food...

What may thou see on here???

I make a lot of art for my sonic ocs (who may sometimes feature @cr1mson92-blog and another one of my friends' ocs) and very rarely the actual canon characters lol,, so if you've seen one of my arts for a canon character and want to see more of it, you have been bamboozled lmao 😭

I might also put up some short writing thingys I've done but that's some once in a blue moon typa stuff 😔

I do make suggestive art, however none of that is ever going to be posted here,, it's all reserved for my really close friends who ask for it 🫡

What the shart can i do???

I can do art trades, random gifts, and requests, however my platter is kinda full rn so it might be a bit 'till i start taking them again 🥲

note for the art requests: for now it's only mobians for now because I've gotta get back into drawing humans and start learning how to draw other things lmao

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I've also got a twitter in case you prefer it more lol

Anyway, i think that's about it, I hope you enjoy your time here lol!!

[maiverie]

vice versa — ft. yang jungwon (preview kinda)

you have a date with your crush. you’re also trapped in a boy’s body. what the fuck now?

synopsis: you’ve been in love with park sunghoon for years. five gruelling, torturous years. and barring that one time you sharted (shit + farted, duh) in your pants in front of the whole school, sunghoon has never noticed you — until one day, you finally summon the courage and ask him out to a date. . . and he fucking agrees.

obviously, you completely lose your shit. you’re over the moon. you can’t stop smiling. you even brag to your cat about how you and sunghoon are going to grow old with five thousand children in a cottage home with a white picket fence.

however, in a horrific turn of events, you suddenly wake up on the morning of said date and find yourself in a boy’s body. it’s not just any boy’s, either — it’s yang jungwon’s, who, by the way, does not have your best interests at heart.

pairing: yang jungwon x fem!reader

genres: romance, crack, fluff, light fantasy, high school | oneshot

au(s): body swap au, k-drama inspired, “no no no no this cannot be fucking happening why do i literally have a penis no no no no no WAIT FUCK I HAVE A DATE WITH MY DREAM MAN IN LIKE THREE HOURS???” au, jungwon likes to tease you, crack galore &lt;3

contents: a series of unfortunate events in which u simp for the untouchable ice prince sunghoon but get severely cucked by the fact that u and jungwon swap bodies ☺ —or— you and jungwon are the main characters of a modern fairytale (crack version) and somehow fall in love ?!

warnings: swearing, lowercase intended, some crude humor

spotify playlist !

a/n: yes this fic will be absolute chaos BUT IM SAUR READY FOR THISSSS :DD this is actually my entry into ely’s collab; the theme is ‘k-drama inspired’ so i picked secret garden bc i thought body swap romcom would be funny SKDJF anyway omg i hope u give this fic a chance! :> thank u sm for checking this out ehhe &lt;3

taglist is open for when this is released ! :>

PREVIEW NOTES

full release date tba. definitely before dec 7 (collab deadline) though hehe

est. word count: 10k+

taglist is OPEN for anybody that would like to be notified when this oneshot is released :> just send an ask, dm or reply !

everyone on the perm taglist will be automatically tagged !!

please support me via liking, reblogging w tags & interacting! ♡ thank u sm for reading, hope u enjoy this one :> my other works can be found here.