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hazbinned · 1 day ago

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"Not sinning today! I'm just not going to brush my teeth! Which is the same thing!"

#♠️ : ace in the hole / alastor.#♠️: dash commentary.

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hazbinned · 4 months ago

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"So, you are bowing out? You admit that women will like me more than they'll like you?"

Alessio frowned. Alessio stared at him.

"No. I don't think I'll participate then."

#crimsonsharked #♠️ : the imp father / crimson.#♠️: dash commentary.#{ GOOD I WAS LAUGHING }

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hazbinned · 1 day ago

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@wonderfultheatre said:

"MORE LIKE FAY-GO AWAY!"

#wonderfultheatre #♠️: dash commentary.#♠️ : old pal / vox.

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hazbinned · 1 month ago

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"WELL HI-HELLO, SINNERS! I haven't slept a WINK since everyone started telling me about this 'Ace Awareness Week!'"

"... I still don't have a clue who Ace is, but... be vigilant. Stay aware. Warn me if you see him."

#♠️ : ace in the hole / alastor.#♠️: dash commentary.#{ He's... got... the spirit? }

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mayhemmaybe · 1 year ago

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"THE WORLD, WORLD IS EVOLVING!!"

"AND COMMITTING COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!!"

#♥️♦️ I CAN DO ANYTHING! ♣️♠️ - Jevil #Dash Commentary

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cardedsoul · 8 months ago

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Consensual killing ? That's just a torture kink gone too far, isn't it ?

#what the fuck alastor #dash commentary.#r-adio #suggestive cw #♠ 𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖉 𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖐. && 𝑆𝑇𝐴𝑌 𝐷𝑂𝑊𝑁. 𝐼'𝐿𝐿 𝐷𝐸𝐴𝐿 𝑊𝐼𝑇𝐻 𝑇𝐻𝐼𝑆. {husk}#♠️ 𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖉 𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖐. && 𝐼𝑁 𝐻𝐸𝐿𝐿 𝐼'𝐿𝐿 𝐵𝐸 𝐼𝑁 𝐺𝑂𝑂𝐷 𝐶𝑂𝑀𝑃𝐴𝑁𝑌. {in character}

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cfmycwn · 3 years ago

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footage of me wishing michael and alice would just tAKE A HINT

#im losing it #i love an awkward slowburn but gUYS #| dash commentary. |#♠️ 𝓑𝓾𝓽 𝓘'𝓶 𝓝𝓸𝓽 𝓜𝔂𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓢𝓮𝓮! | ooc.

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hazbinned · 3 months ago

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"TODAY I will be sinning by..."

"... Making you open the read-more, only to find nothing."

#♠️ : ace in the hole / alastor.#♠️: dash commentary.#{ TODAY'S sin is... }

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hazbinned · 4 months ago

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"Mhm. I'm so glad you died, baby."

"Seventy-seven years in the dirt, baby! Happy death day ta me!"

"Been down here more'n twice as long as I was up top, ain't that just swell?"

#angie-long-legs #♠️: dash commentary.#♠️ : big v / valentino.#{ THEY BOTH HAD TO REACT HAHAAHAH }

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cfmycwn · 3 years ago

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damn alice and michael have me feeling a certain type of way

#i love a grump/sunshine but both are a lil dumb/oblivious pairing #♠️ 𝓑𝓾𝓽 𝓘'𝓶 𝓝𝓸𝓽 𝓜𝔂𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓢𝓮𝓮! | ooc.#| dash commentary. |

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hazbinned · 3 months ago

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@wonderfultheatre "SHUT THE FUCK UP. NO YOU DID NOT."

What... ew... no more of this... he was getting Moneyshot. This guy was clearly a devious doppelganger created in a lab to replace him, and the whole goody-two-shoes thing was an act. Evil incarnate.

#wonderfultheatre #♠️ : big v / valentino.#♠️: dash commentary.#{ If Moneyshot doesn't work he's getting the RAID }

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hazbinned · 24 days ago

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"I am winning this No Nut November thing. Vox made some cookies with peanuts in them and I said NO! NUTS! And didn't have any."

"... And then we got steamy."

#♠️ : big v / valentino.#♠️: dash commentary.#{ ARE YOU? ARE YOU SURE!? }

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hazbinned · 2 months ago

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"HOLA VOXTUBE! It's Big V here. I was recently ATTACKED by some of my peers— FUCK YOU ALASTOR! Hiii Zestial, I know you watch my channel— so I am going to be drinking chai lattes until I am capable of feeling joy again."

He sure hoped nobody would ruin this for him!

{ Mentioned: @helluvasins & @arachnaemboss }

#♠️ : big v / valentino.#♠️: dash commentary.#{ IDK I'M LAUGHING TODAY HAS BEEN SO BAD FOR VAL }

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hazbinned · 18 days ago

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MY DASH IS CRACKING ME UP IT'S JUST THAT CANNIBALISM POST LIKE 5 TIMES CONSECUTIVELY

#♠️ : ooc.#tbd #♠️: dash commentary.

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hazbinned · 3 months ago

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