#♠️: dash commentary.

[hazbinned]

This is who Vox thinks he is

[hazbinned]

Called out... embarrassing...

"Errrr... I thought your memory would've been worse than that," Alastor coughed, "What with you constantly feeding yourself what the youths these days are calling brainrot..."

Suddenly, he tapped the other on the shoulder, and pointed at the sky.

"LOOK, BUDDY! A DISTRACTION!"

Perfect time to take his leave, black tendrils assisting in transporting him out of the scenario! It didn't have to 'start with sorry' if it never actually started!

"Wait, weren't you the one that started it?"

[hazbinned]

HE'S DANCING TO SOME JAUNTY MUSIC ALONE IN HIS ROOM! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY NOT A PRE-EXORCISM ANXIETY COPING MECHANISM!

[mayhemmaybe]

"THE WORLD, WORLD IS EVOLVING!!"

"AND COMMITTING COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!!"

[cfmycwn]

    footage of me wishing michael and alice would just tAKE A HINT

[hazbinned]

"—ALRIGHT! I'LL ADMIT IT!"

"Part of my Hell punishment is I can't grow facial hair anymore because I used to twirl my mustache and go 'ohohoho', and APPARENTLY that was bad!"

[hazbinned]

"Vox is acting up because it's the freakin' Wolf Moon. Don't let your guard down."

[hazbinned]

"CBAT is the sexiest song. If you're not listening to CBAT while getting your groovy on, you have no game. Hard loss."

[hazbinned]

HAHAHA IS THIS THE TOPIC. I don't find anyone from the show attractive but I want to give Pentious a HUGE HUG and be best friends or like found family. He could teach me how to make cool stuff. I adore him and he's adorable.

[hazbinned]

"They say I'm a self-insert Mary Sue slut... but, the truth is, I have fifty billion boyfriends and they all love me, and you're just mad that I'm having way more fucking fun than you EVER will. You know? What's your damage? Maybe you should try having fifty billion boyfriends too, because then you might not be such a salty, jealous bitch!"

"... I'm just sayin'~"✨

[hazbinned]

"HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!"

Alastor popped confetti poppers in everyone's' faces.

[hazbinned]

"Oh! That's why everyone is getting freaky today."

He'd forgot it was Sunday.

[hazbinned]

"We don't have to talk in order to make out..."

[hazbinned]

"... Say it louder for whoever's in the back."

{ Ment. @angelichooves @hellishtransmissions - in reference to this }

[hazbinned]

@wonderfultheatre said: Husk: "Do you mean a male mosquito or a female one because there's a difference."

Val rubbed his fingers together like he was coveting money.

"You'll have to find out..."

[hazbinned]

"Even worse. He's on his Chad shit. He's going to make me and Vel listen to podcasts with him."

{ ment. @angelichooves }