#☎️.IT’S_A_REAL_GAS_!

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he's just like me fr

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“Sandy, I’ve only lost the annual Gotham’s Most Stylish Criminal contest once and it was only because that eco-terrorist bitch Poison Ivy cheated in the last round.”

Contestant for possibly one of the funniest things I've ever made Joker say??

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i think there are just as many people in gotham who are fed up with joker's bs and wouldn't even flinch if they crossed paths with him as there are people terrified of him

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bruce "while you were getting therapy, i was studying the blade" wayne

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poison ivy: all plants are my children-

harley quinn: even the weed plant??

poison ivy: ... yes, harley, even the weed plant

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🎷🤡

🃏 IMAGINE HAVING BEEF WITH ME... A FUNNY LITTLE GUY...🃏

Name: Billy, Ash, Corey, or Gabriel (Or Clownie if you know me from my main blog)

Current Pronouns: They/Them, It/Its, Glow/Glows, Lamb/Lambs, Mutt/Mutts, ✌️/✌️s/✌️self, 🪲/🪲s/🪲self, 🏝️/🏝️s/🏝️self, 📺/📺s/📺self, 📼/📼s/📼self

Identities: Gay/nblm, Transsexual, Genderfluid, Polyamorous

Hello hello, my name is Gabriel/Corey and I am proudly in love with The Joker, and Batman, but mostly Mr. J! Batman has always been a huge comfort media for me, and Joker being the top comfort character from it. And likely my first comfort character to ever stick with me through several years of my life.

This is a space for anything I like Batman-wise, from art to shitposts. Some of my own Batman fanworks can be found here, specifically revolving around my main self-insert Hannibal Flood, aka Amadán.

No bigots, TERFS, etc, don’t interact if you harass people for shipping themselves, ocs, or self-insert ocs with fictional characters. It’s very lame that you can’t just let people do what makes them happy. Also please refrain from reblogging stuff directly from me and tagging other people who have romantic feelings for The Joker, it makes me very uncomfortable, same goes for reblogging my personal content and tagging those people.

Content Tags

🃏A Joker And His Ace🃏 ~ self x Joker content and general Joker posts

🦇Bat Facts🦇 ~ self x Batman/Bruce Wayne content and general Batman/Bruce Wayne posts

🤡👔.CLOWN_SUIT ~ self-insert related posts, i.e. backstory

🤡🗯️.LAUGH_CLOWN_LAUGH ~ original text posts tag

⛪🌆.GOTHAM_CITY ~ Gotham aesthetics

🔓💉.ARKHAM_ASYLUM ~ misc rogue content

📻🔊.GOTHAM_CITY_RADIO ~ music that reminds me of The Joker, Batjokes, or other

☎️.IT’S_A_REAL_GAS_! ~ shitposts, incorrect quotes, and similar content

🖼️.JOKER_WAS_HERE ~ art made my yours truly

💌.↑_UP ~ answered asks

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Commissioner Gordon: You fix the outside wounds with rubbing alcohol,

Commissioner Gordon: You fix the inside wounds with drinking alcohol,

Commissioner Gordon: Science!

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"What a handsome young man! Can you give us a big smile?"

Bruce: 😬

"O-oh. Please don't do that again."

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scenario that’s ridiculously funny to me right now:

the riddler doesn’t use coasters, whether that be in the arkham asylum rec room or in his own home/lair. this makes the joker, a man known for embracing chaos, irrationally angry.

the joker tells nygma to use a coaster once and nygma decides to go out of his way to use the worst alternatives for coasters, especially if he knows the joker will see, just to piss off his fellow rogue.

riddler: *uses a phone as a coaster* the joker, frothing at the mouth: for fucks sake nygma i know you’re better than this

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Living in Gotham would do wonders for Herbert West's career

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Amadán, being interrogated by Commissioner Gordon & Batman: With all due respect, which is frankly none at all