#☆.°—elys rambles
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sorry to everyone following me for a specific fandom i reblog stuff from. chances are i reblog stuff because my QPP has been in it for 3 years or i’m chilling on the subreddit bc it kept getting reccommended to me or i’m two chapters in and impatient or it’s on my feed so often i recognise characters from fanart. but actually i have like no clue about it. it’s all vibes.
#this is abt haikyuu. mouthwashing. kn8. witch hat atelier/jjk/abt anything else. in the order of my listing#i’m reading kn8 tho and i plan on reading haikyuu#also wanna play mouthwashing sometime i think#knb is also smth i’m getting into... 21 eps and 74 fanfics atm to be precise.#i just reblog art that i like. idc where it’s from#knowing me i’ll eventually start doing this with text posts too lol#no idk anything abt jjk but i’m emotionally invested in satosugu...#☆.°—elys rambles
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The most popular fic in the Steel Samurai fandom had an unexplained seven year hiatus only to update at like 3 am on December 21st, 2027. The author explains that they couldn’t update fic while in prison (huh?) but now that they’re off death row (WHAT??) they’ve transcribed seven years worth of writing (Jesus Christ). The update is 130k words long. Edgeworth and Maya don’t sleep that night.
#ace attorney#aa#simon blackquill#miles edgeworth#maya fey#alternatively Blackquill made Fulbright transcribe and post his fic to ao3. I think he would find that very funny.#he would have to get permission from Edgeworth too he would just outright be like I want access to the internet so I can update my old stee#samurai fanfiction and Edgeworth would be like say no more#eli rambles#edit: GOT THE DATE WRONG.#1k#2k#3k
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Imagine this.
You’re chilling in your room, probably messing around on your guitar when your dad calls you into the living room.
When you get there you see a number of your family members - mostly your annoying half-siblings but a few more distant realizes, all gathered around arguing. Your dad turns to you and says “your sisters’s best friend is stranded and she wants to go pick him up”
You pause because what? You sister doesn’t really do friends, and you’re pretty sure she broke contract with her last so-called bestie. But sure whatever, you’ve never met the dude.
“And?” You prompt because you could working on a new song right now.
“What are your thoughts?” Your dad asks and oh shit- you don’t even remember this guy’s name and now you have to have an opinion on him???
You’re Apollo from epic the musical btw
#epic musical#epic the musical#epic wisdom saga#epic god games#epic apollo#apollo#eli rambles#it’s like 3:30am and I think I’m hilarious
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I'm dead serious some of y'all need to stop commenting shit like "Kill it with fire!!1!" on every post of a bug or any "scary" creature you see. Idgaf if you have a phobia or how many legs it has, having such a violent hateful reaction to any animal is just not normal behavior. And that goes double for posts by someone who's happy about the creature, I'm not asking you to go cuddle bugs just to mind your own business, people don't want to hear how much you hate something they like.
#not eli's art#eli rambles#rant#nature#animals#invertebrates#insects#bugs#bugblr#idk what else to tag#sorry i really needed to get this out of my system#not kuro#not yoi#anyway i personally love bugs and i gave a lil kiss to a grasshopper today :)
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busy thinkin' about!
gallagher whos so tired from the charmony festival, when he gets home, he lazily slumps over behind you. his large figure covering yours as his stubble gently pushes into the crook of your neck, his nose inhaling your calming scent. gallagher's voice is drowsy and almost croaky, as if he had to yell at his young bloodhounds for them to listen, "mm.. you smell so refreshing dove..."
his thick, calloused fingers softly trace all over your stomach, a low groan passing his lips when you jolt against him. the brunette continues his lazy teasing, his hands dance down to the hem of your bottoms, pushing them down to your plush thighs as he littered gentle kisses along your neck. gallagher who spins you around by your hips, using his knee to knock you up against the marble counter behind you.
your ears dust with a light pink at the sound of his enervated chuckle, staring down at his carmine pants. gallagher's hand bearing the finger-less glove cups your face, pushing your cheeks till your lips puckered up, "so cute. what a lucky man i am...", the brunette murmurs before releasing your face. with a single breath exiting your lungs, you feel your sensitive nipples being exposed to the chilly air of the night.
eyes wide you stare dumbfounded at gallagher as he wore a shit-eating smirk but rather than making eye contact with you, he seemed to be more captivated by your hardened nipples. a soft moan bubbles in your throat as his wet tongue latches onto the bud, his stubble pricking your areola. gallagher's muffled chuckle sends a delicious wave of vibrations against your breasts.
his thick hand dipped into your panties, the one adorned in pristine white pushed your thighs onto the counter till fat spilled between his fingers. almost instantly, gallagher cracked a small smile at your dripping slit, the ends of his finger-less glove dampening just the slightest from your arousal. with his palms softly grinding against your clit, gallagher's calloused fingertips sink into your hungry cunt, just his delicious fingers make you feel so full already.
its no surprise when you melt into gallagher's touch, allowing him to continue making you writhe beneath him. his thick fingers curl right up against your sensitive g-spot, lazily grinning when you let out a yelp. the brunette proceeds to bully his fingers into your drenched cunt, slowly speeding up his pumps whilst the sound of your sweet cunny swallowing his fingers filled the air.
gallagher is the type who cant have you cumming without him, sure he was tired but he wasnt going to end this so quickly. so he does the next best thing, ripping his fingers dripping in your juices from your aching pussy. he loves the way you whine, weakly bucking your hips against his hand desperate for any sort of an orgasm, tears pricking your eyes from how frustrated you are with losing your high.
gallagher laughs, pushing your thighs further apart till he could slip between them. your partner drops to his knees as his buff arms hook underneath your squishy thighs, pulling your sopping wet pussy closer to his face. his warm breath fans your already twitching cunny whilst youre helplessly running your fingers through his chocolate toned hair, "cmon princess, let me eat you out."
#☆.elys ramble#honkai star rail smut#honkai star rail gallagher#hsr smut#gallagher smut#gallagher x reader
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what if we kissed at the blood rave??? and we were both boys???
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Haru, who barely had any female friends before, Started showing feelings for Elie about 50 chapters in and they got married with a kid.
Shiki, WHO NEVER INTERACTED WITH HUMANS BEFORE, confirmed he had feelings for rebecca in 250 chapters and then got married to her and had a kid 40 chapters later.
Yakuto blushed when Frey said she wanted to hug him (she has feelings for him) IN 19 CHAPTERS AND HE BARELY CARES ABOUT ANYTHING EXCEPT GOD.
And then we got Natsu who's still acting like a 10 year old, getting jealous from time to time and sometimes being a perv AFTER 700+ CHAPTERS. natsu and lucy have the best romance i have seen in anime (og series only) and they arent even canon. This isnt even counting the fact that all of the others are teenagers and natsu is frickin 21.
MASHIMA WHAT ARE YOU DOING
#fairy tail#ft 100 years quest#natsu dragneel#lucy heartfilia#nalu#natsu x lucy#manga spoilers#edens zero#shiki granbell#rebecca bluegarden#shicca#haru glory#rave master#rave master elie#halie? idk their ship name lol#yakuto#frey dead rock#dead rock#yafrey? i just made that up too lmao#zuzu's rambles
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couldn't get this post out of my head
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Something about Gordon Freeman that's extremely fascinating is how he was basically forced into the "Messiah" role by complete accident. Dude was on his way to work, caught in an extremely awful lab accident, and he was just fighting for his life so brutally that he ended up taking down an entire army, making the other less capable or equipped scientists assign him as the one that would go in and take down the Nihilanth - I mean, they basically didn't have many other options, or at least not many better options at their disposal. The whole time he basically doesn't have much of a say in any of it, which means he was practically railroaded into becoming the G-Man's employee by pure circumstance.
Doesn't get any better in Half Life 2 either - the surviving Black Mesa staff have turned this man they potentially sent to die into a legend amongst the resistance movement. The Vortigaunts chant his name as they draw murals on the canal walls. The Lambda - a symbol of both the Lambda Labs but most notably the symbol on the HEV suit - now symbolizes liberation. Therefore, of course, the man who bears this symbol is the liberator. By the ending chapters of Half Life 2, Freeman commands entire squads of rebels, appointed the leader regardless of how good a tactician he actually is - if they die, they died for him, not because of him. As long as he gets to the Citadel and breaches it's wall, all those deaths would be worth it - once again, others send him into a near-inhospitable environment to take down a near-invincible threat.
I think that despite us being in control of Freeman for most of the series, the real protagonists of the story are the Vance family. Eli, too, was right at ground zero when the Resonance Cascade occurred. He is the leader of the Resistance. It's very possible that he's the one who spread word of Freeman throughout City 17. The fall of Nova Prospekt AND the Citadel occurred as a result of Eli's capture. In the Combine's eyes, the Vances are a threat equal to, if not greater than Freeman himself. That, and the Vances have something Freeman doesn't - agency. They're beyond the G-Man's control. They're beyond the Combine's control. Their actions are completely their own, with no third party to control every single step they take. Over the course of the Episodes, it feels as though the dynamic shifts, with Alyx becoming a much more vital figure. The Combine are specifically after her now, because she carries the code capable of disrupting the portal through which the Combine could send reinforcements and finally consume Earth. In both the Epistle 3 script and in Half Life Alyx it ends with her basically taking Freeman's position under the G-Man's employ. She quite literally takes the role of the Main Character away from Gordon. This, of course, is nothing to envy, because it's been repeatedly shown that any character assuming this role in the series ends up being reduced to nothing but a pawn for those who control them. It's an extremely fascinating spin on the linear nature of the games, canonically acknowledging you're doing nothing but marching along a path someone else made for you. Despite being the one free man, you're not offered much of a choice.
#hl#hl2#hl 2#half life#half life 2#gordon freeman#alyx vance#eli vance#the combine#g man#gman#the gman#rambling#had thoughts on this for a while but only recently managed to formulate them
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holy shiet
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nothing traumatizes trigun fans more than a piece of furniture and no I won't elaborate
#if you know you know#please don't search it up if you plan on getting into trigun <//3#studio orange please-#trigun#trigun maximum#vash#wolfwood#vash the stampede#nicholas d. wolfwood#eli rambles
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Okay no more negativity only positive thoughts today everyone share your favorite Greek myth pls
#positive affirmation#my favs include#achilles#patroclus#the Iliad#apollo#hyacinthus#greek mythology#hera#zeus#poseidon#psyche#Helen of Sparta#Menelaus#etc#eli rambles
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Wow congrats to Marcille for being upgraded to monster fucker.
#not eli’s art#eli rambles#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#marcille donato#farcille#not kuro#not yoi
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listening to thrawn books is so funny because eli is like: I have my future figured out! I'll become a supply officer, that's what I'm good- random guy who "employed" him as a translator even though he knows basic: nuh uh eli: the fuck you mean nuh uh
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small fandoms are bad small fandoms have no content small fandoms blah blah blah
clearly none of u appreciate the joy of having the whole fandom be u and ur ten friends and having solidified hcs that are basically canon bc it’s just u guys talking about it
#i👏love👏small👏fandoms👏👏👏#eli rambles#fandom#play it by ear#julie and the phantoms#leverage#lrmmef#lab rats#kinda#d20
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Happy “you put yourself in mine” Tuesday
sometimes i think abt Elis method if becoming an EO and how its parallel to the act of baptism.
if i was more eloquent with words i could dive into this more
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