#★but I can't have it★

[st4rsinthenight]

★I didn't eat my same food today. I feel as if I'm gonna puke.★

[yuu-kumeii]

Sakusa Kiyoomi reviews restrooms.

That's right.

Your mask wearing husband reviews restrooms and sends you texts with pictures accompanied by his own comments of it. You don't know why he does this exactly but you're also not exactly complaining.

Because who doesn't love a clean restroom? The convenience of being able to be sure that the public toilet you're in isn't potentially infested with every disease imaginable definitely outweighs the absurdity of it.

Though it does kinda suck since no one believes you at first. Like they'll ask you where Kiyoomi went because he disappeared from the group and you'll tell them that he's probably reviewing the public toilet, only to be met with laughter because they think you're joking.

But you're not, he just does that. It doesn't make you love him any less though because you'll obviously love him and all his flaws, even if they're slightly questionable. But at least now you know which places to avoid.

"Hey, where did Sakusa go? Wasn't he with us?"

"Oh, Kiyoomi is probably off reviewing the public toilets here"

"Heh.....good one"

"But I'm not joking—"

"Baby, you won't believe how clean the bathrooms are here, they're a 4/5"

"That's great Omi, now let's go get a table"

"O h so it really wasn't a joke"

[binniesbooks]

guess my kinks

Hmm, okay, let me guess some.

You're into subdom dynamics, i think 🤭 of course let's not cross out breeding with Taehyun 🤭 oh, hand kink and size kink with two of our giants. Maybe praise kink with our good sir, Taehyun, again. Hmm, what else...🤔 Ah! Orgasm control with our switch, Yeonjun and Gyu, not to mention threesome with them. 🤭

[top-wing]

Floof

Ay, it's better than wet feathers, no?

[wizardcunt]

A dom making out with their sub's pussy, so slow and soft and languid as they drop kisses all over the sensitive folds, press spit-slick lips to their sub's erect clit. Every time the sub's hips move they get a smack to their thigh, their stomach, their needy cunt-

"Not now, sweet thing. I'm kissing my toy hello. You can wait to come after I'm finished."

And the sub just whines and stays still, stays good while their dom spreads their dripping pussy and deposits an open-mouthed kiss against their hole.

[starmocha]

VROOM VROOM, HE'S ON HIS WAY HOME 🎉🎉🎉

(From weishiart on Etsy)

[nervocat]

I want to progress through AFK journey but. But I can't. Pls tell me that the Mauler main story will stay even when the season is over and the new one starts I WAS GONE THROUGHOUT ALL OF IT PLS

[hwajin]

going to the cinema every other day because movies are good again

[morpeko]

🤨🏳️‍🌈

[your-dazzling-sun]

...

[un-perro-vago]

unlike some comments I read, I really like how they present Laios as just 'your normal hero protag in the dungeon' I can't wait to hear his voice when he has his moment to sound deranged and unhinged, my silly guy

[st4rsinthenight]

★unjuraka, poppe the clown★

CW: minor blood, axe. all poorly drawn.

[fascinationstreetmp3]

i know a lot of people have said it already but it does kinda suck that the only thing you actually gain from recruiting minthara is minthara herself. the obvious way to get her (siding with the goblins) locks you out of three companions (karlach, wyll, halsin), all the tiefling refugee npcs and their associated quests, and a whole quest related to halsin in act 2. and there's nothing to make up for it, you just have less things to experience now

even if you're not doing a necessarily 'evil' playthrough, like i am, and you don't choose sides and moved on to the creche (which i did, because it made sense for my character to want to get there as soon as possible), you still lose most of the same things. functionally, aside from keeping karlach and wyll, you get pretty much the same result as you would personally slaughtering a whole bunch of refugees

[magnifiico]

We have this king named Magnifico ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* [. . .] with lightning for hands and eyes that can glow—

No, no, no, I’m totally kidding! unless ???

please like/reblog if you're interested in interacting with king magnifico of disney's wish. heavily headcanon-based, spoilers present but tagged accordingly. (see my rules page for further information)

canon tied in with my remarkable queen amaya, written by casi (´⌣`ʃƪ)

[secr3trings]

good morning — currently having a muse crisis.

[phantomtrax]

WHERE DID MY POST GO