#★. *･｡━━━ 👁 it's not me it's you it's more than i can chew ~ quizzes & dash games

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for less than ten dollars, YOU TOO can go on a mediocre date with a mediocre babe

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mun vs muse this is so funny they look like they would beat me with a baseball bat

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ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ WHAT IS YOUR AFFECTION LANGUAGE?

A knife called grief -

You have left your house, you have left those people behind, but what are you going to do about the memories which have taken root in you? You can run but not without them. You want someone to sit with you on this cool marble floor while the sun burns everything. You want them to cut your rotten heart and theirs too. You want to sit with it in front of you, let them see you with all your flaws, which haven’t been your fault but you have been made to believe so, and you want them to love you anyways. Because you know you’d do that for them.

Tagged by @triinitas

Tagging @bloodyarn @caniasfire + you there, in the front row!

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WHAT'S YOUR ROLE IN A FOUND FAMILY DYNAMIC?

THE BRAINS

people are not so much your forte. you are more at home with thoughts, ideas, hobbies, skills. as such, you probably have to learn how to work well with others--but once you do, hey, it has its moments. while you are treasured for your ability to solve problems, people also have this unique love of novelty. when you break from your schedule, when you say something no one is expecting--that's novel. you are as curious and lovable as the subjects you study. you are family. this place is not the same without your witty comments and wry observations. you definitely feel more comfortable when someone needs a straightforward answer than a shoulder to cry on, but it's not impossible to give both. know that your family loves you for more than that, though, and will (usually) remember to respect your boundaries.

tagged by @bloodtwin

tagging @slaycults

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alright alright alright my turn

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━━━━━★. *･｡ﾟ✧⁺ Morality Quiz

i don't like them.

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ARE YOU IAGO'S TYPE?

No puns... no bits.....

"Seems someone isn't feeling very humerus..."

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Tryck would like to note that they have no problem growing their hair out.

ARE YOU IAGO'S TYPE?

Iago is squinting at Tryck, walking around her in a couple of circles, tapping their fingers, trying to decide if they could braid her hair anyway.

"I can make it work."

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For Vayu, @halfdeadsacrifice. The dot on the "will wash the blood off their hands" is because he'll do it but there Will be questions.

also he's survived worse than being hunted for sport so I think he's good

ARE YOU IAGO'S TYPE? | @halfdeadsacrifice

"...fine, questions are understandable, I suppose."

Whether or not Iago will provide answers is yet to be determined... it's a good thing 'patient' is marked off here. You'll need it.

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uwu

ARE YOU IAGO'S TYPE?

Does no one appreciate a bit of well-deserved revenge these days?

"...couldyoubraidmyhairagainsometime?"

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>:3

ARE YOU IAGO'S TYPE?

"You know you love my puns." No, she likely does not. Yes, this encourages Iago to make at least ten times more than usual from this point on.

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(not their own god, but they will fight most others.)

ARE YOU IAGO'S TYPE?

Oh my... "A little vengeance is fine, though, right? If it's justified...?"

"Don't answer that. About that cup of tea-"

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WHAT ARE YOU THE PATRON SAINT OF?

Patron Saint of Horror

you're the patron saint of the dawning moment of realization. the patron saint of comprehension, maybe. the patron saint of understanding. the patron saint of knowing exactly what's going to happen. of seeing clearly. of not being able to look away.

tagged by: a voice in the wind...

tagging: @triinitas @murderreign @tamedstray

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ONCE YOU'RE STRIPPED CLEAN, WHAT'S AT YOUR CORE ?

WARPED METAL

it's not working out the way you want it to. no matter how hard you try to look scary, the very picture of karmic retribution, your efforts will inevitably fall short. you're out of place here, a broken doll and a used marionette. there's nothing to gain in pretending you can't be hurt like anyone else. there's nothing to gain in pretending you aren't human, that you're made of twisted steel and distorted memories. embrace your humanity. embrace your vulnerability. give in to trust.

tagged by @estarion

tagging @bonegrieve and YOU THERE, IN THE NICE COAT!

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ARE YOU IAGO'S TYPE? | @neverhangd

" 'Might?' We'll just have to sea about that then, won't we?" Not their best...

"I'll need to work on my repertoire of nautical terms, but I'm sure I will have you kraken up in no time." Heh... hehe...