#▌ ◈ SHI QINGXUAN ; ⌜ about ⌟

[solacestea]

one inch of love is one inch of ashes

[muzsmocsing]

The elusive fun moments of book 4

💧 Shi Qingxuan ascending while getting white girl wasted on a Tuesday afternoon.

💧 Hua Cheng putting on a little fashion show in the middle of a mission for his gege's entertainment.

💧 The giant bone fishes getting distracted by the overwhelming urge to give Fangxin little kisses.

💧 When Pei Ming was asking uncomfortable questions so Hua Cheng told him to kill himself.

💧 Xie Lian forgetting that ghosts don't need CPR.

💧 When Xie Lian had to stop Quan Yizhen from taste testing a large vat of suspicious black dye in a haunted factory.

💧 Quan Yizhen stealing a raw yam from the kitchen for sustinence before Xie Lian can render it inedible.

💧 The biohazard meatball incident

💧 "Hey Ling-" "No." "Understandable have a good day."

(Book 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

[yallstar]

i am drowning / there is no sight of land you are coming down with me / hand in unlovable hand

[hualian]

Protective (possessive) Hua Cheng vs Feng Xin 😆🦋 | Heaven Official’s Blessing S2 Ep11

[jayceart]

I'm in the wind.. you're in the water..

[happypeachsludgeflower]

I’ll never understand why He Xuan had to go through with his elaborate revenge plot against Shi Wudu the way he did. He already had the perfect revenge set up. Murdering Shi Wudu might have brought He Xuan momentary satisfaction, but seducing the man’s precious little brother and rubbing the relationship in the water tyrants face every single day is eternal.

[confuzing]

Seen some posts about how 3/4 of the Calamities are obsessed with Xie Lian but I really think we can make it 4/4 if we can just get He Xuan and Xie Lian in a civil conversation.

Hua Cheng holds some kind of Ghost Banquet in Ghost City to ghost network and make sure everyone knows how rich he is, and he has to step out to handle some Ghost Business and when he comes back he discovers Xie Lian and He Xuan have apparently been making small talk. Xie Lian is his normal self, but Hua Cheng realizes with alarm, He Xuan is blushing.

Hua Cheng tells Xie Lian Banyue was looking for him. (She wasn't but Hua Cheng needs to interrogate He Xuan without Xie Lian there.) Once he's gone Hua Cheng wheels on He Xuan like:

HC: What happened?

HX: *hides face in hands* Nothing...your boyfriend is just... very sweet.

HC: ...Do you have a crush on my boyfriend?

HX: ...Maybe.

HC: I was only gone 45 minutes!

HX: I don't know what happened!

HC: I'd be more mad but this has happened with at least 5 other people... Ok rules. There's just one really.

HX: Ok?

HC: If you so much as look at him funny I'll fucking kill you.

HX: Of course.

HC: ... I'm also doubling your interest on your debt to me for my emotional distress

HX: Sounds reasonable.

[anneissleeping]

Ways to carry your partner (one of these is actually a very bad example (don't follow it kids))

[talk-danmei-to-me]

Nothing says I love you more than chopping off your beloved's brother's head so he doesn't have to.

Like I'm not going to lie, He Xuan played a good game, but he definitely developed a massive Shi Qingxuan shaped weakness.

To the point he just compeltely bombed his revenge plot. Honestly, he spent the whole time dedicated to the fact that there's no third option either chop off his head or have a fate worse than death, then ripped Shi Wudu's head clean off. That's a third way He Xuan! You cannot convince me that was not an act born out of love. It's toxic, but I like it.

Mxtx might've said no side ships, but beafleaf is canon and you will not convince me otherwise.

[tea-cat-arts]

More doodles (but this time, they're mostly beefleaf flavored)

[arctvros]

“stop looking at me like that.”

“like what?”

[biboomerangboi]

Beefy Shi Qingxuan Appreciation

Somehow Beefy Shi Qingxuan flexing their arms, carrying their best friend like a sack of potatoes and starting fights in their constraining purple dress - that somehow show off their tits more in their male form than their female form - was not the design I expected but it is what my genderqueer ass deserved.

[muzsmocsing]

Every single Calamity is majorly obsessed with Xie Lian except for He Xuan. And that is because he's busy obsessing over a different bad bitch.

[bunnyechipse]

I needed to practice drawing faces, so I drew a few tgcf characters with their most recognizable/meme-able frazes :D

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

"If PD-MDZS drew He Xuan, would he be a Man or a Fish?"

[quetzalpapalotl]

But at the end of the day, as his older brother was the god that controlled mortal wealth, of course the Wind Master was generous and uncaring about petty details.

There's something about how Shi Qingxuan's early portrayal carries this sense that they're only so nice because they're spoiled sweet and have it easy thanks to their standing. Much like how Prince Xie Lian was said to be able to keep his heart in paradise because he had never experienced the abyss. But just like how Xie Lian (in the end) kept to his values even after all that suffering, Shi Qingxuan remained generous and uncaring of petty details even after losing everything and having nothing to their name, because being kind is a choice they make.