#⋙ ❝ this is the story of a girl › ft. roger ❞

[strniohoeee]

Disdain

Pairing: Matt Sturniolo X Female Reader ⚠️SMUT⚠️

Synopsis: Matt wants to keep Y/N, but won’t be her man’s, so what happens when they go to a Halloween party, and Matt sees something he doesn’t like🫠

Warnings⚠️: This is straight up SMUT. There’s smacking, degrading, manhandling. It’s just filthy sooo read at your own risk

Song for the imagine: Drama-Roy Woods ft. Drake, Thong Song- Sisqo

This story is 18+, so if you’re a minor DO NOT INTERACT⚠️

Matt and I had been in this weird gray area of being a couple, but not really being a couple. Like he was so sweet to me, and would take me out on dates and treat me like his girl, but then wouldn’t call me his girlfriend or be with me publically.

I hated it so much because he would treat me like I was his, but really I wasn’t, and anytime I brought this up he would go on this whole rant of “it doesn’t matter . Who cares about labels” My issue with that was he’s had girlfriends publically in the past, so I wasn’t sure what changed when it came to me.

About a month ago when he and I were doing really well, and acting like a real couple we decided we wanted to be Jessica Rabbit and Roger Rabbit for this Halloween party his brothers and I got invited to. Slowly I started looking into buying the costume parts, but when he started pissing me off I had only purchased the red sparkly strapless dress.

About two weeks before the party I decided I was no longer going to match costumes with him, but I didn’t tell him I wanted him to look like an idiot. Just how he made me look like one

The night of the party I had went over to the triplets house to get ready with them. Still Matt didn’t suspect a thing, but I had been distant these past two weeks not really talking to him or hugging or kissing him. He just assumed we were on our “break” and he didn’t really care. Not shocked

The party started at 11, and we were all finishing up our costumes. We decided to all walk out one by one and show them off.

Nick was Corlines other dad, and Madi was the other mother, Chris was Steve Harrington, and Matt came out dressed as Roger rabbit.

The only person who knew I changed my costume was Nick, and he was trying to keep his composure looking at Matt dressed like a fool.

“Okay Y/N come out” Madi said clapping her hands together

I walked out in my strapless sparkly red dress that pushed my boobs up nice and high, and the slit was from my bikini line down to my ankles. Sadly I wasn't going to be going commando as my whole ass would be out with a slight movement, so I had on a red thong. I had a gold leg garter that had a red heart on it, and my black stiletto heels. I had my makeup done like a sad flapper

“What do we think” I said spinning around

“BETTY BOOP” Chris screamed jumping up and down. Betty boop was one of Chris weird cartoon crushes

I nodded my head at this giving them a slight spin around

“You look so fucking hot” Madi came screeching over to me and grabbing my hands

“Y/N this costume is too good” Nick said in a giddy way

“What the fuck” Matt finally says with a straight face

“Oh I forgot to tell you I didn’t want to do a matching couple costume since we aren’t a couple” I said giving him a fake frown

“Ouuu she got you good” Chris said laughing at his idiot brother

“Whatever I look like an idiot, and I’m changing my costume” he said standing up abruptly and going to his room

About 10 minutes later he came back downstairs dressed as a cowboy. He looked hot I can’t deny, but he wasn’t my man so fuck him

We had all piled into the car as Matt drove us to the party at Larrays house. We knocked on the door and Larry opened it

“BITCHHHHH yall look so fucking good” he said letting us walk into his house

“Okay matty poo with the slutty little cowboy costume” Larry said, and to this Matt gave him a half smile, and then he walked away from us

“Oh what crawled up his ass” Larry said looking at us

“Y/N decided to not match costumes with him, so now he’s all pissy” Chris said

“Oh boy bye, Y/N you look so hot like Okayy with the red thong I see you” he said, grabbing my hand and spinning me around.

“Thanks baby” I said hugging him

We were at the party for a good two hours at this point. I had drank two drinks, and was feeling so confident, and decided I wanted to dance. Initially I was looking for Matt, but when I saw him he was shooting darts into my eyes with his arms crossed over his chest, and his jaw clenched. I just rolled my eyes, and looked for someone else

I had grabbed any random influencer I saw, and asked if they wanted to dance. Of course they did a random girl wanting to grind on them? How could they say no

As we got to the dancing area Thong Song started playing

Immediately I started jumping in excitement

“This is my fucking songggg” I screamed and pushed us to the center of the “dance floor”

At first I was dancing alone, running my hands all over myself swaying my hips while I sang the song. A circle had opened up surrounding me dancing. I grabbed Madi and we started dancing on each other, and then I grabbed

Chris and Nick also dancing with them in a friendly way.

“LARRAY COME DANCE” I said reaching for his hands. He immediately jumped into the circle and started dancing with me while everyone cheered us on. That’s when I saw the guy I initially brought to the dance floor

“Come on hottie let’s dance” I said grabbing him. I turned around so my back was against his chest, and started to grind on him wrapping my hands around his neck as our hips swayed together

“Bitchhhhhh FUCK IT UPPPP” LARRAY screamed clapping his hands together

“SHAKE THAT ASSSSSS” Nick yelled at me

This whole time Matt was in the corner watching Y/N intensely with a straight face. Fuming that she had the audacity to even grind up against someone who she didn’t know. When his hands started running down her waist, she threw her head back laughing. Matt got so pissed he pushed himself off the couch, and started to stomp over to them. Just as he reached them the song ended, and it got quiet

“Let’s fucking go” Matt said to Y/N going to grab her arm

“Fuck no” she said pulling away

“I didn’t ask! WE ARE LEAVING NOW” he said yelling the last part and yanking her away from the boy

Everyone in the crowd is watching with a shocked face

“BYEEEE, and cute boy find me I wanna take you out” Y/N said looking back at him, and to this Matt yanked her harshly to walk in front of him

Matt brought the girl to the car opening the passenger side door for her, and throwing her in

After he got back in the car and turned it on he turned the car on, and put it into drive quickly taking off

“Aww what a gentleman opening the passenger side for me” Y/N said giggling at him

“Shut the fuck up” Matt said clenching his jaw not even looking over at the girl

“What crawled up your ass” Y/N said

“You grinding on another guy” he said bluntly

“Not like we’re a couple” she said rolling her eyes

“Doesn’t matter” he said looking over at her

“Oh but it does. YOU ARE NOT MY MAN I CAN GRIND ON WHOEVER I WANT” I said lightly

“Watch your fucking tone” he said scoffing

“Or what? You gonna hit me” She said looking at him

“Want me to?” Matt asked as they pulled up to a red light

She started to lean in like she was going to kiss him on the cheek, but instead said “go fuck yourself” she said leaning back away.

Matt looked over at her, and smacked her across the face. Harshly but not enough to actually hurt her. It was more of a sexual smack

“Don’t fucking smack me” Y/N said and smacked the boy back in the face. He grabbed her hand and yanked her in closely

“Put your hands on me again, and I’ll fucking make you regret it” he said pushing her away as the light turned green

“Don’t touch me” she said back to him, and he grabbed her hand once again and brought it down to his bulge

“Do you see what you do to me, you make me so fucking hard” he said sighing as her hand came into contact with his dick

“Oh do I?” She said palming his dick, and he slightly threw his head back

“Fuck you’re gonna make me crash” he said

“So pay attention to the road, and let me take care of you” she said taking his dick out of his pants

She spat on the tip, and slowly started to jerk him up and down

“Shit that feels so good” he said gripping the steering wheel with his left hand

She slowly took his dick into her mouth. Swirling her tongue over his tip, and deep throating him. As her head was bobbing up and down Matt grabbed her hair moaning and thrusting his hips up. Y/N gagged at this

“Sorry baby I can’t help myself” Mat said moaning, and to this she moaned on his dick

“Fuck this I need you now” he said, and slowly pulled over to a secluded empty parking lot

After he threw the car in park Y/N took her heels off and jumped to the back seat, and Matt followed.

Immediately crashing his lips to her in a heated sloppy make out session. He pulled her dress down a little bit allowing her breasts to fall out. He started sucking and groping her breasts. As her back was digging into the handle

“Fuck Matt don’t stop” she said throwing her head back a little bit

“Look at you in this slutty dress with such easy access” He said squeezing her thigh

“Matt please I need more of you” she said pushing his head back. He backed up giving her a once over before nodding his head.

He went down to her thigh and grabbed the leg garter with his teeth pulling it down and off her leg, and putting it on the arm rest

“Open your mouth” he said lightly smacking her face, her mouth opened and he shoved her middle and finger finger in her mouth

“Get them nice and wet for me” he said watching her through half lidded eyes

Y/N swirled her tongue around his fingers, and he pulled them out. Pushing her panties to the side he rubbed her clit, and slowly slid both of his fingers in

“Oh my god” she said grabbing his arm

“You hear how this pussy sounds for me” he said slamming her fingers into her, all you could hear were the most obscene sounds coming from her pussy

“Matt I’m gonna cum if you keep speaking like that” the girl said as her eyes rolled to the back of her head

“You’re not cumming on my fingers” he said, and pulled his finger out her and smacked her pussy

She jumped at this and whined. Matt slid his pants down just enough for his cock to spring out. He pumped his cock a few times before spitting on Y/N pussy

“You’re getting fucked like a slut” he said as he slid his cock up and down on her pussy

“Please Matt I need it” she said moaning and breathing heavily

He slid into her pussy completely bottoming out. They both sighed at this feeling

“This pussy is mine” he said as he harshly grabbed her breast

Matt was relentlessly pounding into the young girl. Her back banging into the door handle, and her head slightly hitting the window

“Matt please harder” she said pulling his hair

“Shut the fuck up” he said as his hips snapped in an even fast faster

All that could be heard was skin slapping, moans and the banging of Y/N’s head on the window

He started to rub her clit as he pounded even harder into her

“FUCK MATT OH MY GOD” she yelled grabbing onto his hair for support

“Shut the FUCK up” he said looking into her eyes

“I can’t Matt you feel too good” she said moaning

He repositioned her hips, and started slamming into her at an ungodly pace

“MATT MATT MATT” she started screaming

“I said SHUT THE FUCK UP” he grunts out loudly as he smacks her across the face

“Fuck Matt” she said whining

He was getting close so his thrusts started to become deep and hard. Slamming into her with no mercy. He hit her G spot really hard, and Y/N was sure she died

“FUCK MATTTTTT” she screamed

“You don’t learn do you” he said as he grabbed her leg garter and shoved it in her mouth to keep her quiet

Matt continued to pound into her, and when she started to shake he knew she was about to cum

“Come on baby cum for me” he said furiously rubbing her clit. It didn’t take much more of that. She came on his cock moaning and weeping with tears falling down her face as her thighs started to shake

“Matt cum in me” she said coming down from her high as she removed the leg garter from her mouth

Immediately after that Matt came inside her with his brows furrowed and his mouth hung open. Pumping her full of his cum. After he came down from his high he pulled out and she slid her panties back on and pulled her dress up

“Fuck that was so hot” she said fixing herself up

“You’re mine” Matt said as he finished readjusting himself

She looked over at him confused

“Whatever it is you want! I’m yours I’ll be your man, your husband, your boy toy whatever you want I’m yours” he said looking at her in a fucked our expression

“Damn you’re so pussy drunk” she said laughing at him

“Don’t push it” he said with a straight face

“I can be your girlfriend I suppose” She said shrugging her shoulders

“Don’t play with me” Matt said looking at her

“I’m kidding. Yes Matt I’d love to finally be your girlfriend” she said kissing him on the cheek

“Good because I’m never letting you go” he said kissing her on the lips

“Alright let’s head home” Matt said as he helped Y/N back to the passenger seat

“Yeah my back is fucking hurting after being slammed into the handle non stop” she said laughing

“Im sorry baby” Matt said laughing with her

“It’s okay you were fucking me so good the pain went away” she said winking at him

He just looked down shyly and then drove back to the house.

The End

This was so fun to write🤪🤪 Now I’ll be working on my request I got, so expect to see that shortly🫶🏽

-J💅🏽

[trinittyy]

fic recs

just a little assortment of my favorite works to keep track of them and also show love to the respective writers.

note - a majority, if not all, of the following works contain dark content that some could find triggering. tread carefully.

divider by @firefly-graphics

toxic affection - @love-toxin

warnings: harassment, bullying, some violence, forced relationship

pairing: yandere!bakugou x reader

literally unashamed to say that BNHA fanfiction is what brought me to Tumblr

but this was one of the first I found and it's epic

what's your escape - @gotnofucks

warnings: obsession, possessive behavior, non-con

pairing: dark!sherlock holmes x reader

the man is disastrously down bad for the poor reader

she was so witty and clever but in the end, he got what he wanted in the most satisfying way

infatuation - @darkficsyouneveraskedfor - masterlist

warnings: mentions of stalking, obsession, non-con

pairing: dark!clark kent x reader

poor girl didn't have a clue or a chance in the world to escape this man

sidenote: I can't add Roo to the recs without mentioning just how talented she is. She was the first proper introduction to dark fics in the Marvel fandom and I've been hooked ever since. The amount of detail and dedication that goes into her work is noticeable and she's a talent that deserves recognition. It's one thing to make me like a fic or two of my favorite Marvel men but another to have me thirst over shit I didn't think I'd like.

naughty ransom holiday tales - @jtargaryen18

warnings: kidnapping, non-con, dub-con

pairing: dark!ransom drysdale x reader

guilty pleasure series

hate to love ransom but I can't help it

what the king has - @sincerelythedarkside

warnings: dub-con, character death

pairing: soft!dark steve rogers x reader

royal au

love me a good jealous steve

plot twist shocked the shit outta me

smut was out of this fucking world

love bites - @cherienymphe - masterlist

warnings: character death, jealousy, non-con

pairing: dark!steve rogers x reader, peter parker x reader

modern vampire au (what's not to love there)

this actually made me cry like a bitch

ongoing series

sidenote: Seeing as Cherie will be on this list many times, I have to say it's difficult not to add every piece of work on this list because while some writers have a magnum opus, everything she writes is a work of art. Her range and the backstory she puts in her characters make each story feel like a movie I just can't get enough of. Will forever love her writing.

kryptonite - @cherienymphe

warnings: non-con, obsession

pairing: dark!bruce wayne x reader

the build-up and tension gave me actual chills

trailer park babydoll - @mypoisonedvine

warnings: dub-con, infidelity, age gap

pairing: wayne munson x reader

guilty pleasure fic

absolute filthy smut

wrath of the dragon - @straywords

warnings: non-con, chasing

pairing: dark!daemon targaryen x reader

yet another down bad man

overdue - @darkficsyouneveraskedfor

warnings: creepy curtis, non-con, obsessive behavior

pairing: dark!curtis everett x reader

there's little to nothing i love more than a good ole broody man with attachment issues

anxious - @syntheticavenger

warnings: stalking, kidnapping

pairing: dark!peter parker x reader

tasm peter

cutest in a way lol little fic

the dream that got away - @dotieeee

there's not nearly enough dark fics ft my fave peter so I love this one

warnings: dub-con, non-con, manipulation, controlling behavior, obsession

pairing: dark!morpheus x oc!mera

probably the first dark fic about morpheus

each chapter was a masterpiece

and i still haven't seen the show lol

thanks for the invite - @syntheticavenger

warnings: non-con, bitchy friend behavior, implied drugging (i think), oral (f receiving), slight bondage

pairing: dark!lloyd hansen x reader

a funny little unhinged lloyd fic

rsvp - @syntheticavenger

warnings: dub-con, hide and seek, exasperated bodyguard, exhibitionism (a bit)

sequel to the fic listed above

lloyd is still unhinged and reader is still suffering

[problematicraccoon]

I NEED TO TALK ABOUT MY GIRLBAND DR RAAAHHHHHHH LISTEN UP FUCKERS

so first of all, my girlband is called Ultraviolet, or UV for short. our fans call us vivies, like how people call the lesserafim members "fimmies", and we call them vivies too. a little running joke between us is that the members are senior vivies and our fans are junior vivies. we debut on February 14th, 2025 with seven members; me, Sierra, Nicole, Emmy, Linh, Brooke and Annika.

me and Sierra are the moms of the group. we've been best friends since we met as trainees when we were both 12, and have been inseparable since. she's also my love interest <3

me and Emmy are like the tom and jerry of the group, always messing with each other and beating each other up (lovingly).

Linh, Brooke and Annika are the babies. as the eldest of the baby line, Linh is very protective of Brooke and Annika, even though Linh's 5'2 while Brooke is 5'5 and Annika is 5'9 😭. all of us older girls are way shorter than the youngest, but the shorter ones are very strong and baby the HELL outta the younger ones. its very much giving (see meme at bottom of post lmao)

im the oldest and the leader, while Sierra is twelve days younger than me and is my co-leader.

pretty much all of the members are queer in some regard except for Annika, who we joke is our token straight friend.

we end up becoming even more popular than bts 😼 this is my dr it can be as self indulgent as i want shush

Nicole is the mean one (said lovingly) and is always pissing everyone off (again, lovingly) with her constant sarcasm

Brooke and Annika, as the babies of the group, are basically joined at the hip. never leave each other alone. practically superglued to each other.

we're entirely self produced. i'm the main producer/composer/lyricist and Sierra and Emmy are producers and lyricists too.

here's our discography:

debut single: America's Sweethearts (og artist: Lauren Presley)

first mini album:

title track: Brutal (og: Olivia Rodrigo)

What it Means to Be a Girl (Emeline)

This is How I Learn to Say No (Emeline)

Stray (jxdn)

Freaks (Surf Curse)

second single: Mrs Potato Head (Melanie Martinez)

first full album:

title track: All About Me (lilyisthatyou)

All or Nothing (topic & hrvy)

Mantra [my solo] (Jennie)

I Want That (g-idle)

SLAYYYY [Nicole solo] (upsahl)

Bad Energy [Emmy solo] (lilyisthatyou)

Only One [Annika solo] (vcha)

Queen [Brooke solo] (Loren Gray)

More Than a Friend [Sierra solo] (girli)

Flare [Linh solo] (ashwarya)

second mini album:

title track: TAKE MY NIRVANA (pvris)

I DON'T WANNA DO THIS ANYMORE (pvris)

Therefore I Am (billie eilish)

Isaac (bear's den)

Punisher (k.flay)

third mini album:

title track: Tears on the Dancefloor (upsahl)

Painful Euphoria (lilyisthatyou)

Stuck (day wave)

Collide [sped up. me, Brooke and Nicole unit song] (Justine Skye. and the rap with that guy isnt there lmao, i hate that part)

Summer so Hot (upsahl)

fourth mini album:

title track: WOKE UP (xg)

till my hands bleed [me, Sierra, Emmy unit] (neffex)

Tomboy (destiny rogers)

NO HANDS (upsahl)

Vicious (tate mcrae)

Body Talk (ofenbach & SVEA)

SICK PRETTY MIND [Nicole and Brooke unit]

Dance (lilyisthatyou)

Body to Body (telykast)

Shiver (john summit & hayla)

Moonlight Magic [me, Emmy and Sierra unit] (ashnikko)

third single: Monica Lewinsky (upsahl)

fourth single: PINK LIKE SUKI [uv ft. Megan Thee Stallion] (pebbles&tamtam)

fifth single: Dancing with a Stranger (sam smith & normani)

second full album:

title track: Die with a Smile (lady gaga & bruno mars)

FRI(END)S [Sierra solo] (v)

Me or You [Linh solo] (matteo bocelli)

Spiral (lilyisthatyou)

her [me and Brooke unit] (jvke)

Je te laisserai des mots (patrick watson)

oh love [annika solo] (delaney bailey)

Mom [my solo] (meghan trainor)

friendly fire (eaJ)

Lifeline (the rose & transparent arts)

Love Story (indila)

Slow it Down (benson boone)

Sad Forever (lauv)

Invisible Things (lauv)

I'm Different Now (rosie darling)

Dying Star (ashnikko)

my home (the change)

sixth single: LOVE WAR [Todrick Hall ft. Ultraviolet. we add our own verse]

seventh single: SHE (winona oak)

fifth mini album:

title track: MEAN! (madeline the person)

Older (sasha alex sloan)

Dream (priscilla ahn)

j's lullaby (darlin' i'd wait for you) ((delaney bailey))

Angel Baby (troye sivan)

Beautiful (bazzi)

All 4 Nothing (I'm so in love) ((lauv))

i'm so tired... (lauv)

eighth single: Monica Lewinsky (upsahl)

ninth single: Love U Like That (lauv)

tenth single: She Knows It (maggie lindermann)

eleventh single: Dernière Danse (indila)

sixth mini album: Play With Fire (sam tinnesz)

HALO (lilyisthatyou)

Aimed to Kill (jade lemac)

Hellhound (deathbyromy)

HARD TO LOVE (lilyisthatyou)

Animal (emeline)

Chokehold [Emmy and Sierra unit]

don't break my... [me, Nicole and Brooke unit (kenzie cait)

HE KNOWS [me, Nicole and Brooke unit ft. lil nas x] (camila cabello & lil nas x)

twelfth single: body bag (caroline romano)

bsides: supercool (ariana and the rose)

i gave you everything (ekkstacy)

that's all i got for the discography so far.

[ofc-vi-writes-too]

In honor of me being black and loving being black and thinking everyone should love black people, here are a list of characters I believe love black women with everny bone in their bodies:

• Starting off strong: Steve Rogers. I can’t explain it but trust me please. If you get it you get it if you dont you dont.

• Jason todd. Like c’mon. Look at him. Tell me he doesn’t want to wake up next to a brownskin queen every morning. Look me in my eyes.

• MCU Bucky Barnes. I love to say it, Wakanda changed him. Stepping foot in that country was like seeing the light for the first time. He was basically reborn. I said it before and I’ll say it again. Look at how he looked at Sarah. SAME LITERALLY EXPLICITLY TOLD HIM NIT TO FLIRT WITH HER BEFORE THEY EVEN GOT THERE.

• Gojo, Itadori, nanami, and Toji from JJK. i dont think i need to eloborate here.

• Haley from Stardew Valley. She is not only a fellow girl kisser, but she would genuinely have a real tweak if the farmer was a black woman. Haley needs a 6 ft nonchalant butch dreadhead in her life it would literally solve all her provlems. She has written in her diary about this, and Alex hasnt heard the end of it.

• Fear from Inside out. Just believe me, please.

• This might be controversial but Squidward.

• Bruce Wayne. Literally thinks about eating drywall every time Selina Kyle is even mentioned. “Alfred why hasn’t God hand delivered me what i CRAVE and what i NEED *loud dramatic sigh*” hes also accidentally a perpatrator of hard wig soft life lmao. He donates ridiculous sums of money to black charities like 100 black men, and the black youth helpline. He’s an advocate for his girl’s community and we love to see it.

• Barry Allen. also thinks about eating drywall whenever he sees Iris. She’s just so sigh. And he loves her so much and he’s so glad that he married that beautiful amazing strong and powerful woman.

• Ellanore Shellstrop. After she died she had real clarity about the truths of the universe. If soulmates didnt really exist then wtf were her and Chidi im so deadass.

• Woody from Toy Story. Please do not at me. I will not be taking questions comments or concerns on that one. And for anyone saying “but what about bo peep ?!” Shes albino. Look at those 3B curls and tell me to my face that I’m lying. I dare you.

• lightning Mcqueen. Hear me out here! In universe there have to be like… black cars. He’s def the type to go for a UK baddie ykwim.

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a/n: guys please im just being silly they are fictional characters please dont argue about how much these FAKE characters like black people 😞. also if you try and argue i feel like that makes you a liiiiiiiittle bit racist but like thats a convo for another time. Anyway, sorry to all my sistas out there who’s fav character I forgot. Ur probably right and they probably do belong on this list, I just might have forgotten they exist! Dont be scared to comment them tho. I need to know what yall think too.

[droughtofapathy]

top ten sondheim songs in your opinion (can be in any order)

Anon, I hope you know that asking me this is the equivalent of asking a mother to pick her favorite kid. Yeah, sure okay, she has a favorite, but making her admit it is like pulling teeth. So. I've compiled two lists for you: one of my personal top ten, and one of the objective top ten I think should/could be considered the best. I'm also going to be indicating my preferred renditions of these songs, because that plays a major factor into things. Also, because I'm incapable of being concise, you're also getting a brief explanation on at least my top ten, so...enjoy. Or, my condolences, I guess. You had no idea the can of worms you were opening.

My Personal Top Ten: (in no particular order, and only at this specific point in my life right now this second)

1. The Ladies in Red segment of the Sondheim 80th Birthday Celebration concert (2010): "The Ladies Who Lunch," (Company) - Patti LuPone* "Losing My Mind," (Follies) - Marin Mazzie* "The Glamorous Life," (A Little Night Music) - Audra McDonald "Could I Leave You?" (Follies) - Donna Murphy* "Not a Day Goes By," (Merrily We Roll Along) - Bernadette Peters "I'm Still Here," (Follies) - Elaine Stritch* Right off the bat, I'm cheating. Four (*) of my top ten are just from this segment of the concert so I'm squeezing them all into one so I can include more songs. Quick rundown of why: self-explanatory, c'mon. Donna's "Could I Leave You?" is my number one Sondheim, hand's down.

2. "The Girls of Summer," (The Girls of Summer) - Gabrielle Stravelli Sondheim Unplugged is a monthly cabaret series at 54 Below, and I go to every show. It's really opened my eyes to some of these hidden gems. It's just a fun little number.

3. "What More Do I Need?" (Saturday Night) - Kelli O'Hara (90th Birthday Concert) The song that finally made me decide that I was in love with Kelli O'Hara and sopranos were actually breathtaking people who deserved my adoration. (Still an alto lover at heart though)

4. "We're Gonna Be All Right," (Do I Hear a Waltz?) - Marin Mazzie & Jason Danieley Naughtiest couple on Broadway sing a naughty duet. Truly, what more could I ask for? I love a bitingly antagonistic song.

5. "There's Always A Woman," (Anyone Can Whistle) - Jan Maxwell & Victoria Clark And speaking of bitingly antagonistic. This is a song where two Divas get to be catty bitches to an absurd degree, and I cannot get enough of it. I also deeply love and miss Jan Maxwell. And where else are you going to get Jan Maxwell calling Vicki Clark a whore? Incredible.

6. "The Madame Song," (The Seven Per-Cent Solution) - Bebe Neuwirth Clever wordplay, sexy brothel madame, wink-wink nudge-nudge raunchy. Sung by my beloved Bebe Neuwirth. Obviously a winner.

7. "The Story of Lucy and Jessie," (Follies) - Jan Maxwell Follies is my favorite Sondheim show, and Phyllis Rogers Stone is my favorite Sondheim character. And while Donna Murphy is my favorite Phyllis, I go to Jan Maxwell for this song. She was just so sublime. The song itself is clever, cutting, and choreographed wonderfully every time.

8. "Take Me to the World," (Evening Primrose) - Soara-Joye Ross The actual movie this is from is so fucking weird, and if it were Charmaine Carr's version, I wouldn't look twice at it. But I had the pleasure of hearing Soara-Joye Ross sing this song at the first Sondheim Unplugged show two days after his death. And it was just...wow.

9. "The Miller's Son," (A Little Night Music) - Elizabeth Stanley It has everything I love in a Sondheim. Clever lyrics, brutal pacing, and the danger of tripping up even the best cabaret performer. When you're cocky, that's when Sondheim gets you. Elizabeth Stanley has only ever been attractive to me in this specific video.

10. Being Alive," (Company) - hear me out. Hear me out. Marquee Five (ft. Sierra Rein) Okay, okay, I know, obscure choice here. However. Up until I heard this rendition, I did not really care about this song. Any male version went in one ear and out the other. If you couldn't tell by my list, I am almost exclusively dedicated to older broads. And yes, Patti has a fantastic rendition, and so do lots of other women. But this one with its harmonies and its alto lead singer does it for me like no one else.

Objective Top Ten Sondheim Songs: (order arbitrary, rendition my preference)

1. "A Weekend in the Country," (A Little Night Music) - the Rebecca Luker one 2. "Getting Married Today," (Company) - Madeline Kahn (alt. Katie Finneran) 3. "Could I Leave You?" (Follies) - Donna Murphy 4. "Being Alive," (Company) - Marquee Five 5. "Losing My Mind," (Follies) - Marin Mazzie 6. "Someone in a Tree," (Pacific Overtures) - 90th Birthday Concert 7. "A Little Priest," (Sweeney Todd) - 80th Birthday Concert, but most renditions are fantastic. 8. "Finishing the Hat," (Sunday in the Park with George) - Mandy Patinkin 9. "Sunday," (Sunday in the Park with George) - Marquee Five, but any version is transcendent. 10. "Loving You," (Passion) - Donna Murphy If you're somehow not sick of me yet, ask me to give a no-commentary top 100, ranked in order, then we'll really have fun.

[taste-in-music]

taste-in-music’s top 30 songs of 2022

Hello everyone! Welcome back to my annual countdown of my 30 favorite songs of the year. 2022 had a lot of great music releases, and I’m so excited to recount the songs I replayed throughout the year. Now, on with the list!

This year was so jam-packed I have ten honorable mentions to share before we get to the list proper: tears in the club by FKA Twigs ft. The Weeknd, Destination l’amour by Pi Ja Ma, Little Freak by Harry Styles, Fast Times by Sabrina Carpenter, EMPATHY 4 BETHANY by Saya Gray, Be Cool by Maggie Rogers, This Hell by Rina Sawayama, Heavy Heart by Bartees Strange, Karma by Taylor Swift, and Shotgun by Soccer Mommy

F2F by SZA: “F2F” was a fast favorite that came late in the year, mostly for how pleasantly surprising it was. The 2000s pop-punk revival has been percolating for the past few years, and SZA’s entry into the genre suits her frighteningly well. She’s written on the complications of revenge sex and missing an ex before, but the area-ready bombast of the guitar-driven instrumental elevates it to the next level. It may have looked to the past for sonic inspiration, but it feels fresh.

君に夢中 (Kimini Muchuu) by Hikaru Utada: I didn’t know what to expect when I clicked play on J-pop icon Hikaru Utada’s new album on a whim, but when I heard “君に夢中,” which translates to “crazy about you” in English, I was immediately struck by a feeling of familiarity. It may be because the opening synth riff reminds me of “Boys Of Summer,” it may be Utada’s impassioned delivery, it may be the rattling hi-hats that instate an undeniable groove on the song’s back end. Whatever it is, Utada managed to capture something ethereal on this track, and I can’t wait to explore more of her catalogue in the future.  

Flower (In Full Bloom) by Luna Li ft. Dreamer Isioma: Romantic angst never sounded so damn dreamy. On “Flower (In Full Bloom),” Luna Li pleads with a lover that refuses to put in the effort in a relationship, while Dreamer Isioma provides the opposing perspective speaking about how the spark has already died. As the song progresses, the cushy soundscape of twinkling keys escalates to a bitching guitar solo that makes for one hell of a final moment.

Kissing Lessons by Lucy Dacus: If nothing else, “Kissing Lessons” is a marvel of concision. Each detail Dacus compiles, bracelet charms, hair tosses, dreams of buying a three-story house, all come together to form a rich vignette about a young girl’s budding sexuality and growing inculcation into gender roles in just under two minutes. Place those details over a rollicking rock instrumental and you’ve got on special sucker punch of a song that gives you just enough to want to know more. The only choice, then, is to hit repeat.

It’s Raining by Superorganism ft. Dylan Cartlidge and Stephen Malkmus: For Superorganism, there is no sample too silly, no instrumental flourish too strange to throw into their melting pot. Describing “It’s Raining” from their sophomore album World Wide Pop means describing the barrage of baffling moments it throws at warp speed. Frontwoman Orono Noguchi sings about a “cyborg grilled-cheese-sandwich machine” over thunderclaps. English rapper Dylan Cartlidge spits bars about Elon Musk over a backing chorus of what sounds like demented Muppets. Pavement frontman Stephen Malkmus’s lyrics about riding a horse-drawn carriage are ushered in with clip-clopping hooves and a sample of a neigh. These moments come together to form a loopy, loping confection that’s as absurd as it is addictive.

Superfan by Chelsea Jade: On “Superfan,” Chelsea Jade navigates the blurred lines of talking to a crush, a situation where you’re trading adversarial jabs and confrontational quips and you can never tell if you’re flirting or fighting. Ultimately, Jade reveals the obsession lying beneath the surface, identifying herself as a “superfan” trying to play it cool. Driving home the playful awkwardness is Jade’s use of vocal samples throughout, whether they’re narrating along to her conversation or splicing through the chorus with hiccup-y clips of harmonization. It’s a song that cuts through the guise to reveal the vulnerability at its core.

Holding Back by BANKS: In the years since her debut, BANKS has become my go-to artist for electropop bangers that conjure emotional vulnerability and goddess-level confidence alike. “Holding Back” may be an outpouring of memories in the wake of a doomed relationship, but the hard-hitting electronic groove and boosted bass breathe new life into a familiar concept. As BANKS switches between vulnerable coos and full-chested belts, she unleashes the innermost desire for her care to be reciprocated. “I wrote you a melody,” she sings in the chorus, “can’t you see that?”

Whatever Fits Together by Skullcrusher: Skullcrusher has perfected the art of weaving immersive tapestries from whispy sonic fragments, a strummed guitar here, a gossamer synthesizer there, a lyrical fragment about leaving home to tie it all into a single package. “Whatever Fits Together” pulls disparate pieces from their distinct places in the ether to form something transient and melancholy, the mournful tone of Helen Ballentine’s voice balanced by a sunny tambourine. It’s ephemeral, it’s beautiful, it all fits together perfectly.

Another Man’s Jeans by Ashe: Ashe may have broken onto the pop scene with brokenhearted ballads, but there’s always been a confidence and cleverness to her delivery that’s made her stand out. On her comeback single “Another Man’s Jeans,” she douses her witty songwriting with pure funk concentrate and struts through a kiss-off to a situationship with more swagger than she’s ever showcased on tape before. It makes for one of the most fun party jams of the year.

girlfriend by hemlocke springs: I first encountered hemlocke springs via an Instagram Reel where she posted a video propositioning “do u wanna hear the weirdest bridge you’ll ever hear in ur entire life?” The subsequent bridge shows springs hurling her voice up and down the scale with reckless abandon over a spritely synth groove, and wile it might not be the “weirdest bridge” I’ve ever heard, it certainly was one of the most memorable the year had to offer. The rest of the song, a blasé kiss-off to a potential suitor, pulls of the rare achievement for a viral song and lives up to the catchiness of the initial clip.

Spitting Off the Edge of the World by Yeah Yeah Yeahs ft. Perfume Genius: “Spitting Off The Edge of the World” is awesome in the archaic sense, encapsulating the simultaneous awe and terror that comes from facing something so much bigger than yourself. It’s a song that earns it galactic sense of scope from the quiet moments it provides to contrast it, as Karen O and Perfume Genius trade demure, flitting verses before the chorus kicks in on the heels of a larger-than-life barrage synths and guitars. It’s titanic, it’s triumphant, it’s just awesome, (in that it’s also just damn great.)

The Loneliest Time by Carly Rae Jepsen ft. Rufus Wainwright: I remember when this song was released just ahead of The Loneliest Time album and questioning how this collaboration could possibly work. As soon as I heard it, the answer was clear: never question Carly Rae Jepsen. At this point, Jepsen has boiled pop music down to a science, but that doesn’t mean it’s sterile or forced. The string-adorned, disco-inflected groove on “The Loneliest Time” is the perfect landscape for Jepsen and Wainwright to trade verses about giving an old flame a second chance. It all culminates in that excellent bridge where Jepsen enthusiastically declares “I’m coming back for you baby / I’m coming back for you!” I, too, will continue coming back to this song, and Jepsen’s catalogue as a whole, when I need a pick up from my own personal loneliest times.  

fairy song by beabadoobee: Throughout her second album Beatopia, beabadoobee’s jaunty melodies and sugar-sweet vocals just barely cover a greater desperation for care and connection percolating beneath the surface. The best demonstration of this is “fairy song,” where a running list of self-care tasks atop perky pianos slowly cracks apart until it fully breaks into a buzzy whirlwind of distortion and beabadoobee’ screams just barely audible in the background. Then, just as the pandemonium reaches its peak, the song pulls itself back together and returns to the chipper atmosphere it began with. Ignoring one’s distress will only take you so far before the weight becomes too much to bear. Sometimes, drinking water and going outside isn’t enough. Letting the mess fly free every so often might just be the key to moving forward.

Cardigan by Sophie Cates: “Cardigan” is my silly pop song of the year, the track I turned to when I needed an instant sugar rush of endorphins. Sure, Sophie Cates rhymes “again” with “again” with “cardigan” with “again” again on the hook, but when it's set against the most instantly catchy melody of 2022, I hardly even notice. That’s not a slight against Cates’s writing though, the other choice details she employs throughout the song paint a vivid picture of a romance that’s lost its sparkle, and the wistful desire for the magic to return. It’s that undercurrent of longing that elevates “Cardigan” from being just a silly pop song to a great silly pop song, one that sticks around long after the initial rush has passed. 

Bump by Dora Jar: Dora Jar’s music captures the dark whimsy of a fairy tale, but the real fairy tales where the pixie dust and glass slippers come with a hungry wolf or vengeful witch lurking in the shadows. It’s a musical world that’s a little spooky, rife with curiosity, and lit up with a flicker of excitement. “Bump” is one of the best demonstrations of this quality, with Dora Jar describing the wonder of a chance encounter that may escalate into something more. The song is accented with astonished gaps, a swampy chorus of backing vocals, and an air-tight beat. It’s sweet and wondrous and a little claustrophobic, sonically capturing that tight-throated, heart-hammering anticipation to see what comes next.

In The Eyes Of Our Love by Yumi Zouma: “In The Eyes Of Our Love” is good in a way that just feels obvious, providing a breezy yet danceable energy that’s poised to play out the romantic climax of a teen movie from the 90s. Beneath its cheery surface, though, is a tremor of anxiety. Lead vocalist Christie Simpson signs of crumbling walls, splitting lips, and looming storms, worries that accelerate and melt away over the song's duration. Every great pop song grows all the greater with a sense of urgency, and “In The Eyes Of Our Love” threads that needle effortlessly while still being danceable as hell. What more could you want?

Part Of The Band by The 1975: Over the past few years, The 1975 have twisted the anthemic pop-rock that put them on the map to reveal the absurdity and anxiety at the heart of modern life. On “Part Of The Band,” the band’s first single off their 2022 album Being Funny In A Foreign Language, frontman Matty Healy’s musings on social upheaval are equal parts hilarious and insightful. After stuffing the song full of dizzying rhymes, (“vaccinista tote bag-chic baristas” with “communista keisters” especially comes to mind,) Healy finishes on a searing moment of self-reflection: “am I just some post-coke, average, skinny bloke / calling his ego imagination?” With a twitchily elegant backdrop crafted from plucky string swells, chopped-up vocal samples, and quivering synths, it’s a song whose catchiness, cleverness, and creativity lives up to the critiques on display.

ALIEN SUPERSTAR by Beyoncé: It was difficult to pick a favorite track from RENAISSANCE, an album so consistently excellent in its delivery of dancefloor euphoria. In the end, I had to go with the self-love celebration “ALIEN SUPERSTAR.” Every element of this song oozes self-assurance, from the spacy disco instrumental to Beyoncé’s vocals, which switch from sensual cooing to a British accent-inflected declarations to braggadocious belting at the drop of a hat. The result is a track poised to dominate dancefloors across the galaxy for years to come, and who’s surprised? She’s one of one. She’s number one. She’s the only one.

Nothing Gives Me Pleasure by Girlpool: I clicked play on Girlpool’s fifth album Forgiveness without any clear expectations. I certainly wasn’t expecting to be blasted with a wave of distorted synths followed by the most memorable opening line of the year: “Do you even want me if I even have to ask? / Break it to me gently with your fingers up my ass.” It’s an unforgettable one-two punch that immediately establishes the core themes of the album, trying to reconcile the desire for emotional and physical intimacy, and how those desires often conflict with and contradict one another. “Nothing Gives Me Pleasure” walks the power balance in a relationship built on mismatched expectations, trying to sate yourself with sex and coming up short. The soundscape skitters and heaves, the distortion ratcheting up as Harmony Tividad reiterates the title line over and over: “Nothing gives me pleasure like the words I know you won’t say.” 

cool by Uffie: Uffie made a name for herself in the bloghouse scene of the early 2010s, a musical moment defined by glitchy earworms, a punkish dedication to keeping the party going as long as possible, and lots and lots of glitter. For her 2021 comeback single with Company Records, “cool,” Uffie evolves the quirky maximalism of her past into something slick, modern, and effortlessly, well, cool. On “cool,” Uffie digs for gold in moments of stillness amidst chaos, chronicling moments of reprieve during a night out: sleepy Uber rides, poolside kisses, eating cereal with her partner. The best demonstration of this comes when, at the precipice of each chorus, all the music cuts out for a moment before Uffie ushers in the razor-sharp groove with a simple utterance of the song’s title, delivered with a blasé surety of someone who’s seen it all. As she sings in the song’s third verse, she’s “got nothing left to prove.” 

HENTAI by ROSALÍA: Amidst the raucous genreclash that makes up the rest of the MOTOMAMI tracklist, the gentle pianos of “HENTAI” may initially feel a bit out of place. But if you listen closely, there’s much to discover beneath its deceptively simple surface. First off, the lyrics are filthy as hell, (I know, big surprise for a song literally called “HENTAI,”) but the cheeky references to bike riding and tape making are balanced out by a tender backdrop that knows when to up the bombast. Whether it be the barely-there string flourishes, fluttering vocal runs, or the skittering blast of drums that drives the song’s closing moments home, “HENTAI” provides just enough off-kilter details that make the song transcend from mere sexy piano ballad into only “La ROSALÍA” could provide.

Simulation Swarm by Big Thief: Despite Big Thief’s fifth album Dragon New Warm Mountain I Believe In You dropping all the way back in February, I found “Simulation Swarm” shamefully late in the year. But as soon as I heard it, I knew it would be on this list, and pretty high up too. Adrianne Lenker crafts songs that are immediately familiar, like I must have been listening to them from childhood. The details she employs throughout "Simulation Swarm” balance beauty and malice, painting the dark fairy tale and casual terror of modern life “crystal blood like a dream true,” “swallows in the windless field,” “river of light who I love / That I sing to in the belly of the empty night.” Set against a locomotive folk instrumental, “Simulation Swarm” feels like a gentle hug from the abyss, voicing the ability to face danger and walk forward with hope. 

Till We Run Out Of Air by Hatchie: I thought I knew what to expect going into Hatchie’s sophomore album Giving The World Away. Early singles like “Quicksand” and “This Enchanted” delivered another helping of the joyful shoegaze pop she’s been delivering for years. It’s a sound I’m always willing to gobble up, but there was an echo of something greater hovering right beneath the surface. With the final song on the album, Hatchie delivered a falcon punch of a finale that transforms that spark into a fireworks show. With its susurrus of swirling, watery synths and arena-ready chorus, “Till We Run Out Of Air” plows right through me with each repeated spin. It’s a song enraptured in the fine line between destruction and exhilaration, tracing the final moments in a romance with larger-than-life bombast. Perhaps the best encapsulation of this euphoria comes at the precipice of the chorus. “Open the curtains and let in the light,” Hatchie sings, before a glowing blossom of synths barrels the listener right into the song’s most anthemic refrain. It’s like the light at the end of the tunnel finally breaking through the darkness at just the right moment.

doomsday by Lizzie McAlpine: On her second album five seconds flat, Lizzy McAlpine elevated her personal songwriting with a cinematic scope. This approach is immediately introduced on the album’s opening “doomsday,” a slow-burning ballad chronicling a breakup though the lens of hindsight. McAlpine circles through deathly metaphors throughout the song: pulling the plug, violent ends, her partner as a “murderer” initiating their split on Halloween, the sample of a bone being split in half. This ghoulish gravitas of is backed up by an orchestral swell that makes the melodrama feel earned. These compounding elements build up the song’s momentum until McAlpine’s final revelation slams into you at full force: “I would’ve married you / If you’d stuck around / I feel more free than I have in years / Six feet in the ground.” The relationship may be dead and gone, but McAlpine makes it clear that she’s only getting started.

Lullabye by Grace Ives: Throughout Janky Star, Grace Ives concocts idea-stuffed soundscapes that vacillate between the anxieties and thrills of young adulthood. The earworms come so casually that they even materialize in the album’s moments of brevity. “Lullabye” is a perfect example of this. As the album’s closer, it shows the chaos winding down, giving way to moments of reflection. Ives’s breathily narrates the “lovely mess” of her life: watching movies on repeat, casually attempting gymnastics moves in the kitchen, and swapping confessions with a loved one late into the night. Set against gauzy landscape of synths, skittering drums, and chirpy backing vocals, I turned to the casual wisdom of “Lullabye” all the times this year when life got overwhelming. “No it’s nothing to be sad about,” Ives sings in the song’s closing moments, “It’s just something I’ve been thinking about.” It’s a welcome reminder of the power ruminating on small joys can hold.

Say It by SASAMI: On her latest album Squeeze, SASAMI took to flipping white male-dominated genres like punk and metal to articulate her own rage. One of the best examples of this is “Say It,” an unapologetic frenzy of glitchy rock scuzz. In an Apple Music interview, SASAMI stated that the song was “about the pain of someone not communicating with you,” carried out as she trades places with a bassy, distorted mirror of her own voice. Situated atop a strutting groove concocted of squealing guitars, grumbling bass, and booming drums, it all comes together to form something equal parts cathartic and terrifying. “Say It” might be one of the best rock songs the year had to offer, but amidst the ruckus, it’s first and foremost a call to throw your repentance to the wind and speak your mind. 

Yuck by Charli XCX: If you’ve been on TikTok for the past year or so, odds are you’ve come across the idea of “the ick,” the moment in a romantic relationship where something as simple as watching your beau chase a ping-pong ball across the floor flips your feelings of adoration into disgust. It only makes sense that one of pop’s most forward–thinking artists would capture this cultural phenomenon with masterful specificity and simplicity. Over a bouncy synth-heavy beat, Charli XCX lays out the moment when her love interest’s gooey romantic devotion starts to drive her away. Throughout “Yuck,” she takes romantic tropes like puppy dog eyes and bouquets of roses and flips them on their head. The result is the definitive song to throw on when the candy hearts get cloying. After spending the last few years of her career pushing pop to its very limits, her latest album Crash was a welcome reminder that even without all the hyperpop flourishes, she can still write damn good and effortless catchy bangers like this.

Free by Florence + The Machine: How do you persevere in the face of suffering? seems to be the question Florence Welch fixates on most throughout her projects with Florence + The Machine. She’s turned to several places in the past: making a break for freedom on her breakout hit “Dog Days Are Over,” self-destructive love on rock bangers like “Ship To Wreck” and “Shake It Out,” and reconciliation on her previous album, High As Hope. While the definite answer for such a question may never materialize, Welch has recognized how music can be one of the most potent salves for such woes. Her 2022 album Dance Fever provides several welcome additions to Welch’s growing catalog of musical catharsis, but it was “Free,” a free-spirited banger co-written by Jack Antonoff, that ended up hitting me the hardest. “Free” taps into something primal yet graceful, a raucous recognition that sometimes, the most inspiring feelings of freedom come hand in hand with singing at the top of your lungs. “For a moment, when I'm dancing,” Welch declares with titanic vocals over a propulsive drum beat and glittering keys, “I am free.” This relief may be temporary, but for the moment, it’s nothing short of magical.

American Teenager by Ethel Cain: On her debut album Preacher’s Daughter, Ethel Cain chronicles a journey of adolescent ennui and religious turmoil through sprawling, atmospheric ballads. Before she gets into all that, she also proves that she can write a teen pop anthem for the ages. “American Teenager” is the first official song on the album, and while it may be shorter and more immediate than its predecessors, it’s no less deftly crafted. Cain harnesses the larger-than-life, anthemic synth pop of the 80s, accenting the soundscape with shining synths, booming drums, and a bright saxophone solo. While the song relishes in altruistic Americana imagery of crying on the bleachers and whiskey-fueled rebellion, Cain also acknowledges the darkness lurking beneath the jubilation on the surface. The opening verse describes her neighbor’s brother being shipped home in a coffin, “another red heart taken by the American dream.” Still, despite this darkness, there’s a hope at the core of “American Teenager” that catapults it into the stratosphere, that suggests that maybe someday, those promises might come to fruition.

touch tank by quinine: I first came across “touch tank” as a fragment on TikTok, a looping clip of quinnie lip synching along to the first few lines of the chorus: “He’s so pretty / when he goes down on me.” And what an attention-grabbing set of lines they are, it’s not everyday that you stumble across a sweet, unassuming bedroom pop song explicitly discussing cunnilingus. But it isn’t just the refreshingly matter-of-fact  references to sex that make “touch tank” stick in the memory, it’s the atmosphere of intimacy quinnie builds around those lines. In its final form, “touch tank” builds an aqueous wonderland of small yet palpably intimate moments, freshly laundered t-shirts, discovering new tattoos, choosing to be gentle. “touch tank” is a tribute to those early stages in a relationship where you’re poking and prodding with care, trying to reach tender places without drawing blood. Rounded out with warm guitars, cooing flutes, and just a twinge of vocal distortion, it’s a song that feels lived in, welcoming, drawing you deeper into its depths with each repeated spin. 

What were your favorite songs from this year? Did I miss anything? Leave a comment or tag some in the reblogs and let me know.

This year has been an absolute whirlwind, and I hope you all have some good memories from it. Here’s to a safe, healthy 2023! 

[chmerical-a]

𝗦𝗘𝗟𝗙  𝗔𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗘𝗦𝗦  𝗜𝗦  𝗔  𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗞𝗟𝗘  𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚  𝗜𝗡  𝗠𝗘𝗜,  often  hitting  after a  dramatic  display.  life  forced  her  to  grow  up  in  more  ways than  one,  but  learning  to  shrink  those  big  emotions  wasn't  one of  them.  too  much,  too  loud,  too  whiney,  too  everything,  she'd heard  it  all.  and  while  she's  a  little  embarrassed,  rue  doesn't make  her  feel  any  worse  about  it  (  𝘯𝘰𝘵  𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵  𝘴𝘩𝘦  𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘴  𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦  𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘦  )  her  shoulders  will  ease,  just  a  smidge,  as  she  lets  herself really  listen  to  the  taller  girls  words,  trying  as  she  might  to imagine  the  two,  sneaking  away  to  do  who  knows  what.  a  bit reminiscent  of  stories  she  heard  of  a  mischevious  young  ling from  her  childhood  (  she'd  only  seen  him  pull  a  stunt  once,  a flash  of  a  distant,  happy  memory  )  and  there's  relief  in  her smile  when  she  hears  that  his  feet  are  still  firmly  on  the ground,  despite  his  hollywood'ification.

❝  it's  nice  to  know  we  got  something  else  in  common.  ❞  it's said  mostly  for  herself,  but  now  that  she's  started,  may  as  well go  on,  ❝  i  uh  well..  for  me  it  was  the  whole  '𝙍𝘼𝙂𝙎  𝙏𝙊  𝙍𝙄𝘾𝙃𝙀𝙎' kinda  deal.  the  users  kinda  started  makin'  themselves  known after  that.  which  is  totally  stupid  cause  i  could  kick  every  one of  their  asses.  ❞  that  last  part  trails  off  a  bit,  cheeks  reddening a  bit,  ❝  not  that  i'm  comparing  what  i  do  to  being  y'know,  a movie  star.  like..  i'm  sure  ling  deals  with  a  helluva  lot  worse.  ❞ there's  no  resent  in  her  tone,  instead,  a  sense  of  pride  takes over.  no  matter  the  distance,  no  matter  how  much  time  passed, he  was  her  big  brother  through  and  through.  and  she  can't  help but  let  that  familial  pride  sink  in.

her  impression  of  ling  earns  a  laugh  out  of  the  𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘆  𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗼𝗿, tumbling  out  with  ease.  she's  funny,  not  the  sort  where  she's trying  too  hard  to  impress  family,  but  something  more.. effortless,  with  a  charm  that  resembles  her  brothers.  the  more time  she  spends  with  rue,  the  more  it  clicks  how  perfect  she and  ling  are  for  each  other  (  and  yeah,  maybe  she's  wondering if  she's  gonna  be  a  bridesmaid  )  ❝  well  now  if  he  doesn't  go crazy  over  the  balloons,  i'm  gonna  be  so  sad!  ❞  an  exaggerated frown,  teasing  tone,  and  𝙍𝙀𝙇𝙄𝙀𝙁  𝙁𝙄𝙉𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙔  𝙒𝘼𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙂  𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍.  ❝ roger  that  and  uh,  maybe  we  can  do  a  pre  surprise  shot  or something?  i'm  a  little  nervous..  ❞

@redemptioninterlude ft. @sunxsin

Hands clasp behind her back ; she does that when she's feeling awkward. But why let that be what took down the moment? Ling would still be BEYOND THRILLED by her estimation, because he was just that kind of person. Always ready to laugh, easygoing about the stuff that counted, and serious when it mattered. But this? All this? Knowing him, and the way that he'd been dying to rebuild his relationship with his sister, he'd be all too happy to accept whatever came his way from her. Besides... there was a lot to him that she'd learned since they'd come back, easing her fingers through her hair as she nodded her head.

"Let's put it this way... Ling? He's like... he's seriously someone who has been to like... fucking a million parties in his life. But he doesn't really care for most of them. When we were just like... well, not together, but friends, we used to blow them off together all the time." and how and why, she'd keep to herself. Nobody really wanted to hear about their BROTHER DEAREST doing coke in the bathroom of the Met, did they? "He might act differently, but he hates people who are fake, or use him... he just gets totally sketched out, you know? But this? Coming from the heart? He'd love something like this."

Rue like, can see a little bit of Gia in Mei. All that determination, her grit. It was like, kind of fucking beautiful when she took the time to think about it. "In the end, it's like, not about the cake being here or the decorations BEING PERFECT. Seriously, he's just gonna be like, holy shit, balloons!" laughing, because honestly, that could be Ling so easily, looking to make everything so extra on behalf of his friends, but when did he really do anything like this for him? "Come on. Let's get what we can, and wait. He's seriously gonna love it. You finish with the balloons, and I'll call to see if the food can come sooner, and help you with the rest... Then we'll be ready to yell surprise as soon as he gets here, okay?"

- @chmerical ( with@sunxsin since obvi, the fam is growing )

[misguidedasgardian]

MARVEL CHARACTERS MASTERLIST

Bucky Barnes x Reader

Stories

My love, his duty: King!Bucky Barnes x Queen!Reader DISCONTINUED

A princess in your own right, you were sent by your father to marry the King when you became of age. The waiting had extended indefinitely as you waited in your castle hearing tales of the filardered you had as a betrothed

Entertaining yourself among horse riding, sword training, and all the books and advisors you can have, you wait patiently. Losing all hopes, you send him a nude painting of yourself, confident that he will never see it, nor it will interest him, oh how wrong you were.

You were called upon court, to be finally betrothed to your new King

Best deal ever: Mob!Bucky Barnes x Fem!Reader

DISCONTINUED

 James Buchanan Barnes was one of the bigger mobsters in New York City,  sadly for you, you must be the only person that didn’t know that, sadly enough he didn’t just gave you an incredible moment, he gave you a positive pregnancy test 

Hotel California://COMPLETE Dark!Bucky Barnes x Fem!Reader

You came to this small and secluded town in search of independence and a new life, but of that you'll only get one, as the song says, “you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave”

The Bodyguard: Bodyguard!Steve Rogers x Actress!FemReader

DISCONTINUED

After a couple of death threats you had gotten, your manager, Valkyrie, thought it was imperative you get a bodyguard, so there he was, Steve Rogers. There wasn't long before you two got entangled with each other, as you tried to navigate your acting career, and this loving and very sexual relationship with him

The New Line: //COMPLETE

Bucky Barnes x FemaleReader Ft. Steve Rogers

You decided not to tell Steve you were pregnant since you didn't want to distract him in his big mission, you never thought that he would never be coming back from it. Or at least, he wasn't going to get back to you

Lucky for you, Bucky was there, and he was going to be there for you, you will draw a new line, together

Our Thing:// COMPLETE MobBoss!Steve Rogers x ItalianMobGrandaughter!FemReader x MobBoss! Bucky Barnes

Part II Part III

The one that was supposed to be the best day of your life turned into a nightmare as your new husband bosses decided you were too good for Peter

ONESHOTS

Take me out (Bucky Barnes x Fem!Reader)

The Golden girl and the Golden boy (Steve Rogers x Odinsdottir!Reader Ft Protective Brother Loki)

600 followers challenge (requests)

Winter soldier + size kink

Bucky Barnes + proposal + metal arm "acceptance"

Alpha!Beefy!Bucky + Omega!Reader

Bucky Barnes + degradation kink + Jefferson

Angel!SteveRogers + Human!Reader + Demon!Ransom

Dark!Wintersoldier + Dark!FemWinterSoldier

If not now then when? (Bucky x Reader x Nat)

"Youngblood" for Sunshinebuckybarnes' Jukebox challenge (SoftDark!Bucky Barnes x Fem!Reader)

[midnightswithdearkatytspb]

Mob bucky/seb or mob chris/andy recs??

Updated 07/04/21 ✨ = Just Added

To be added please tag me in your future works!

Hey Anon! I’m so glad you asked this because Mob/Mafia! Any version of those boys is my favorite. In my previous fic recs I recommended...

If love was an option by @mianorth » Bucky Barnes x Reader — Part 1 🦋 Part 2 🦋 Part 3

Good Little Wife & Good Little Girl by @donutloverxo » Mob!Andy Barber x Reader – A little dark and it has some really good smut in it.

Blackmail by @stargazingfangirl18 » Soft!DarkMafia Andy Barber x Female Reader — You were just doing it to protect your family, at least that’s what you kept telling yourself, especially once you started to like it. (One-Shot)

Blow Sweet and Thick by @angrythingstarlight » Mafia!Bucky x Reader — Bucky is having a bad day, you can help him feel good. (Part of Mafia Monday’s)

Run To You by @bestofbucky » Mob!Boss Bucky x Reader — Mob boss Bucky Barnes hires you to be his bodyguard. (Series)

Can’t Run, Can’t Hide by @angrythingstarlight » Dark!MafiaBucky Barnes x Reader — When you get noticed by the infamous mob boss, you flee. But Bucky doesn’t like to be denied anything and he’s coming for you. (One-shot)

Six Feet | Ch.1 ⚰️ Ch.2 by @queenoftheworldisdead » Dark Mob!Steve x Reader + Dark Mob!Bucky x Reader — Your family’s small funeral home comes into financial trouble. In desperation your father finds the most unlikely solution to solve his financial problems. | (Short Series)

Bankrupt by @mypoisonedvine » dark!40’s!Mob!Stucky x Reader — Your husband’s gambling addiction quickly got him in hot water with the mob, and you by extension. When some debt collectors come by to settle what is owed, you realize that you have a lot more to worry about than money problems.

Partition by @angrythingstarlight » Mob!Bucky Barnes x Reader — Bucky comforts you after a bad day, and your boss learns why no one messes with his girl. —> Part 2: Let Me Show You — You wanted to know what your mobster boyfriend did, lucky for you he’s more into the show then tell.

Say the word and it’s yours by @angrythingstarlight » Mafia!Bucky Barnes x Reader — Your mobster boyfriend rescues you from a long, boring day at work. Bucky always said, “ask and its yours”

Lost Without You by @angrythingstarlight » Mafia!Bucky Barnes x Reader — Bucky Barnes would be lost with you. You’re his everything and he plans on spending Valentine’s Day proving it to you.

All Dressed In White by @angrythingstarlight » Dark!Mafia Bucky Barnes x Reader — You were going to marry someone else, Bucky won’t let that happen. You belong to him now and forever. Till Death Do You Part.

Thick As Thieves by @angrythingstarlight » Mafia!Bucky Barnes x Reader x Mafia!Steve Rogers — The only thing the Mafia hates as much as snitches are thieves. And you’re planning on stealing from Bucky and Steve, what happens if you get caught?

Won’t Let You Go by @kind-of-crazy-butthatsokay » Mob!Bucky Barnes x OFC!Kori — Kori met Bucky in one of his clubs, out to get shit-faced with a couple of friends to forget about her worries and maybe take home a guy to further rid herself of her numerous frustrations. Little did she know that the one-night stand with Bucky would turn into so much more than that.

Tell Me What You Want by @angrythingstarlight » Mafia!Steve Rogers x Reader; Mafia!Bucky Barnes x Reader — Your mob boyfriend, is none other than Steve Rogers and he is willing to get you whatever you wanted, all you have to do is ask. And be careful what you ask for because he’s going to give it to you over and over again.

To Have & To Hold by @slyyywriting » Bucky Barnes x Mob Boss!Reader — Bucky is trying his best to provide and care for his daughter who just entered first grade. Everything was alright until she asks why everyone else seems to have a mom except for her. You’re just a plain mob boss who wants to turn a new leaf. Challenges arise when the world refuses to let you take a softer, non-violent route. A little girl helps you navigate a compromise.(series)

✨ Mob!Sugar Daddy!Stucky Moodboard by @brattycherubwrites » Mob!Stucky x Reader

✨ Laced Around Your Throat by @angrythingstarlight » Mafia!Steve x Reader, Mafia!Bucky x Reader — Your Mob boyfriend knows that the only thing that looks even better than his hand around your throat is his custom made necklace. You’re his girl and the world needs to know it.

✨ Hidden Gems by @jtargaryen18 » Mob!Steve Rogers x Mob!Daughter Reader — Your father is the head of one of the most powerful crime families in Boston but he’s protected you from that life. In your quiet home outside the city, you’ve been cared for and protected. When the desires of a more powerful man with the will to dominate bursts into your life, all your illusions are shattered as he comes to claim what is his.

Necessary Arrangements by @stargazingfangirl18 » Andy Barber x Fem!Reader, Ari Levinson x (Different) Fem! Reader ft. Ransom Drysdale » One of my favorite series, chapters are decent sized and the smut is so good!

Hugs My Love by @thatfuckingweirdo » Mobster!Bucky Barnes x Reader — You just really need a hug, and Bucky is the only one you want it from.

my old man is a tough man, but he got a soul as sweet as blood red jam by @cloudystevie » Mob Boss!Steve Rogers x Fem!Reader — steve gives you what you want… kind of.

Brooklyn Wars by @world-of-aus » Stucky x Reader

Petals and Bullets by @revengingbarnes » Mob!Bucky Barnes x Reader (One of my all time favorites series)

I would check out @sinner-as-saint’s Masterlist they have quite a few Mob!Bucky series and one-shots that I have loved in the past.

Special by @buckycuddlebuddy » Bucky Barnes x Reader — this one-shot is really hot.

Love, Honor, and Obey by @constantwriter85 » Bucky Barnes — This one is good and I need to catch up on.

Mafioso by @captain-barnes-writes » Bucky Barnes x Reader — Please do yourself a favor and read.

Lipstick and Crayons by @oneoftheprettynerds » Dark!Steve Rogers x Reader - In Progress

A really good DarkMob!Steve Drabble called Please Hurt Me by @gotnofucks *chefs kiss*

The Mobster’s Little Girl by @smutsonian » Steve Rogers x Reader

off to the races 🐻 off to the races 2 by @harryspet » Soft!Dark Steve Rogers x Reader

The Ignorant Beauty & the Beast by @mysterioh » Steve Rogers x Reader – With 21 parts sadly it hasn’t been updated in 8 months, it’s one of my favorite Mob!Steve Roger fics out there. *Thanks to @inactivewhore I found out this story was moved to AO3 and is now called where angels fear to tread it was last updated on 13/11/20*

What It Takes by @cherienymphe » Bucky Barnes x Reader — You left Bucky once you found out who he really is. The one thing you thought would guarantee your safety ends up sealing your fate.

Welcome Home by @punani » Chris Evans x Black!Reader — He’s been away for awhile, but he knows that his girl’s loyalty to him knows no bounds. Knows she’s been waiting for him after her adamancy in telling him there was no other option. It’s only right to make the reunion a memorable one. | So, so, so, so freaking good!

These are what I found on Tumblr that I plan on reading.

Handmaid by @extremelyblackandwhite » Sebastian Stan x ingenue!Reader — y/n works as a handmaid for the daughter of an influential mob leader who is promised to the new boss of the most powerful mob family in new york, sebastian.

AO3 Website Reccomendations

Satellite Heart » Stucky x Reader — You used to be Steve and Bucky's girl. Then they fucking left without saying goodbye. Little did they know, you were pregnant. But life went on. You raised your Talia to the best of your ability. But one day, everything goes to shit. Now your boys are back in your life. And they're not planning on leaving anytime soon.

Little Fox A/B/O Series » Soft!Dark Bucky Barnes x Soft!Dark Natasha Romanoff x OFC! & Peter Parker x Soft!Dark Tony Stark — So I can’t stress this enough you need to read the tags for this series and I kept getting confused as I read this story as to how old Violet Mason is. But this series takes you on a roller coaster, I like it, my cousin didn’t finish it, I need to catch up.

Pelmeni *finished* » Stucky x Reader — James Bucky Barnes has a good life, as a member of a powerful organized crime syndicate. His best friend Steve is a member too and his literal partner in crime. Bucky's got a problem though. You. His longtime love and secret girlfriend. Unfortunately, your father is his boss and has plans for you that involve normal life. Steve has a problem too. Steve wants in on your relationship and more than the semi-regular/occasional steamy threesomes. You don't have a problem, you're just busy with a big mob wedding coming up, which means a big celebration, that you're busy catering for.

Dying For This Love » Dark!Bucky x Reader — That was before. When you were Bucky’s girl. Now, you have a score to settle. That’s why you’re wearing Bucky’s favorite red satin dress, the one with the cuts that reach right up to the tops of your thighs, the tennis necklace he gifted you for your anniversary, and are fresh off of a mani/pedi and hair appointment. He’s going to regret the day he fucked with you. | This one is intense and a tad bit dark, but the smut is good.

off to the races » Steve Rogers x Reader — In which you call the kingpin your Daddy.

The Mobster’s Little Girl » Steve Rogers x Reader — what happens when the big bad mobster gets blackmailed by your father to marry you? (kind of fluffy kind of not. kinda dark kinda not.)

Brooklyn Sweethearts » Dark!Stucky x Reader — Bucky and Steve had always been meant to keep her safe and happy. As far as anyone else was concerned, that was their sole reason for being alive. Unfortunately, the things that kept her safe were not always the things that kept her happy. Lately, she was making it pretty damn hard for them to compromise. | Probably one of my all time favorite Mafia!Stucky stories I have ever read, just sadly it also hasn’t been updated in like 8 months and I keep hoping it will get updated.

Hot Doll » Skinny!MobBoss Steve Rogers x Reader — Steve Rogers is on the rise in the New York underground as you’re trying to keep your own place there. | Dark and good!

Doctor Doctor » Steve Rogers x PlusSize! Reader — (1940 Mobster AU!) You're a war widow down on her luck; and the King of Brooklyn, Steve Rogers, takes notice. | Another one of my favorites. A little bit dark as well.

The Widow » Dark!MobBoss x Reader — It’s the 1920s and everyone’s having a roaring time but you. | Trust me it’s just dark enough.

Those are just some on AO3, I would just go through Mafia AU tag and go to filter and click Avengers or Captain America.

[ml-quinn]

✨🪐Fancy a Trip in The Box?🌍✨

A 100 Song Thirteenth Doctor Era Playlist

genre: various (predominantly pop & alternative)

runtime: 6 hours 9 minutes

recommended play order: shuffle/as-is

themes:

the woman who fell to earth (gender, sexuality, feminism)

the fam (current & former companions)

the timeless child (loss of identity, trauma, grief)

[Full Track List & Links Under the Cut]

Track List

Someone New - Hozier

Constellations - The Oh Hellos

High On Humans - Oh Wonder

Won't Stop Running - A Great Big World

Don't Save Me - HAIM

Space Oddity - David Bowie

Lost in Time and Space - Lord Huron

Zero Gravity - Kate Miller-Heidke

Starry Eyed - Ellie Goulding

Rise Up - Andra Day

if i go to the moon - Shae Dale

New Constellations - Ryn Weaver

Until the Night Turns - Lord Huron

Don't Kill My Vibe - Sigrid

What You Know - Ali Dineen

Rise - Walk Off the Earth, Gabriela Bee

The Call - Regina Spektor

Saturn - Sleeping At Last

Family - Mother Mother

Clearest Blue - CHVRCHES

100 Years - Florence + The Machine

A Better Son/Daughter - Rilo Kiley

Night 13 - Auri

Chasing The Sun - Sara Bareilles

Louder in Outer Space - Skating Polly ft. Louise Post & Nina Gordon

Yellow - Jodie Whittaker

I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) - The Proclaimers

I'm From Nowhere - Neko Case

Then She Appeared - XTC

Two Hearts - Bruce Springsteen

Floating in Space - The Apples in Stereo

Worlds Away - Strange Advance

Fugitive - Indigo Girls

Politics In Space - Kate Miller-Heidke

Darkness Keeps Chasing Me - Grace VanderWaal

Don't Be so Hard on Yourself - Jess Glynne

Anthem - Walk Off the Earth

Rocket Man - Elton John

Drops of Jupiter (Tell Me) - Train

Spaceman - The Killers

Clearly - Grace VanderWaal

Ground Control - All Time Low ft. Tegan and Sara

Astronauts - Rachel Platten

Fix You - Coldplay

Praying - Kesha

Rise - Katy Perry

I Choose - India.Arie

Not Ready to Make Nice - The Chicks

Back In My Body - Maggie Rogers

Haunted (Acoustic) - Taylor Swift

Galileo - Indigo Girls

Easy On Me - Adele

She Used To Be Mine - Sara Bareilles

Don't Feel Like Crying - Sigrid

Running If You Call My Name - HAIM

I See You - Phoebe Bridgers

Leave a Trace - CHVRCHES

Let It Be - The Beatles

Lonely Road - WILLOW

Sadness - Noah Cyrus

I Am Her - Shea Diamond

Walking with a Ghost - Tegan and Sara

Secret For The Mad - dodie

Holes in the Story - Alex the Astronaut

Bury It - CHVRCHES ft. Hayley Williams

I Don't Know My Name - Grace VanderWaal

Stranger To Yourself - Loving

Insecurities - Jess Glynne

The Future's Right In Front of Me- A Great Big World

Time Machine - Ingrid Michaelson

Uncharted - Sara Bareilles

All These Things That I've Done - The Killers

Change Is Everything - Son Lux

She - Alice Phobe Lou

Apple Tree - AURORA

Everything Has Changed - Taylor Swift ft. Ed Sheeran

She's A Rainbow - The Rolling Stones

Who Are You, Really? - Mikky Ekko

Man of a Thousand Faces - Regina Spektor

With A Little Help From My Friends - The Beatles

Like a Girl - Lizzo

Sum Of Our Parts - Mary Lambert

Who You Are - Jessie J

The Final Countdown - Gabriela Bee

I Did Something Bad - Taylor Swift

All of the Stars - Ed Sheeran

Little Lion Man - Mumford & Sons

Come Over (Again) - Crawlers

Geronimo - Sheppard

space girl - Frances Forever

The Man - Taylor Swift

The Last Day on Earth - Kate Miller-Heidke

Riversong - Ali Dineen

Help! - The Beatles

Time Machine - WILLOW

There Is an Answer - A Great Big World

You Don't Know Me - Ben Folds ft. Regina Spektor

Eleanor Rigby - The Beatles

How Big, How Blue, How Beautiful - Florence + The Machine

Rainbow - Kesha

Listen Now

Spotify

YouTube

[gotnofucks]

(updated 26 October 2021)

MARVEL 

+++++

Steve Rogers

One-Shots

Choose :  Steve realizes he can’t let you go when you’re stuck in a safe house with him (dark!steve x reader)

Ball's In Your Court : Steve and Y/n have been playing games for years. But now that Rogers is acting like a little bitch, Y/n throws him a curve ball that will either make them or break them.

Pot of Gold : You went broke and bet your pussy.

Special Training : Steve takes special interest in your training (dark!Steve x Reader)

Nectar: Steve's waited a long time to have you again after the birth of your daughter. (soft!dark King Steve x Reader)

Their Poison : A billionaire, a sorcerer and a soldier walk into a bar. Their only poison of choice is you. (Dark!Steve x dark!Tony x dark!Stephen x reader)

The Airport Cliché : You make sure your love story has the necessary cliché to make it legit.

No One's Bitch: If Steve thought you'll bend to his will, he was dead wrong. This kitty has some claws (dark!Steve x Reader)

Bartered: You were his, despite wearing another man's ring on your hand. (Dark!Steve x Reader)

Renewing Vows: Steve reminds you of your promises as his wife. (Dark!Steve x Reader)

Colour Me Red: Your boss is chasing you like the proverbial hound of hell, and one vibrant shade of red is going to be his undoing, and yours.

Midnight Adventures: He thinks you’re trying to escape him, even though he’d made it clear who you belong to. Though the truth is far more innocuous than that. (soft!dark Steve x Reader)

Lover's Quarrel: You have the powers to resurrect if you’ve been murdered, and a jealous Steve Rogers indulges heavily in your abilities. He would not let you steal his best friend, that was for sure. So what, if your rivalry regularly caused fire and harm to public property? You just couldn’t let the other win.

The Journey to Daddy: Five times you call Steve 'daddy', and one time he asks you to.

In Mind and Heart : When your former supersoldier lover shows up at your door a year later, the last thing you expect him to do is ask for another fuck. You let in him because of friendship, and he refused to let you go because of love. This was not how it was supposed to go. (Soft!dark Steve x Reader)

Murder at the Whorehouse : When Sergeant Barnes assigns you a murder case at the brothel, you didn’t know you’d cross paths with Steve Rogers who was a bigger mystery than the case itself. (Ft. Stucky x Reader)

Series

At His Alter: You fall in love with a man already belonging to someone else. (Priest!Steve)

Condemned To Him: It’s hard to love someone you were meant to hate. But Steve doesn’t care, and he will have your love no matter how much you deny it. (soft!dark!Steve x Reader)

Happily Ever After : Steve won't take no for an answer (dark!Steve x Reader)

Happily Ever After-2 : You are welcomed in your new life, as the bride of Steve Rogers (dark!Steve x Reader)

Drabbles/Blurbs/Headcanons

Post Traumatic Fuck Fest (Steve Rogers)

Please Hurt me (Mob!Steve Rogers)

Peeping Tom (Steve Rogers)

+++++

Bucky Barnes

One-Shots

Madness, Thy name is Barnes: You and Bucky put on a show for the team

Night Ritual : You and Bucky have a night time ritual

Lovely Shade of Green : Jealousy is a very good look on your boyfriend

Fallen Together : Bucky and you spend a winter morning in each other's arms

Hide-And-Eat : Nothing stops Bucky when he's hungry for you.

Gluttony is a Sin : You and Bucky put a little something extra in your food and Sam learns Gluttony is a sin for a reason

Promised to Him : You return back to your town after years, hoping to start anew. But faces of the past reappear, set to fulfill promises you had made years ago. (dark!Biker!Bucky x Reader)

To the beat of sin : In the heat of music, you do something that makes Bucky mad. He reminds you of who you belong you, but you have a lesson for him too. (rockstar!Bucky x rockstar!reader)

The Second Coming: You were about to marry the love of your life. You were ready to be happy and determined to be a good wife. But then he returned. Your past came into your life to remind you that he would never let you go, and there is little you could do to stop him. (Royal AU) (dark!Bucky x Reader, ft. Peter Parker)

A Sack of Skin: You had thought burying him would have rid you of him. But he came back to haunt you in the worst way possible. (Dark! Ghost!Bucky x Reader, Possessed!Steve x Reader)

Drabbles/Blurbs/Headcanons

A love there is no cure for (WS Bucky)

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Steve x Reader x Bucky

One-Shots

Going Against Nature : Steve and Bucky would change the laws of nature if that’s what would take to make you theirs. or: Steve and Bucky don’t like it when you smell like Peter Parker. (dark!alpha!Steve x reader, dark!alpha!Bucky x reader) A/B/O

Meet the Parents : You're daddies little girl and Peter wants to take you out (featuring Peter Parker)

Murder at the Whorehouse : When Sergeant Barnes assigns you a murder case at the brothel, you didn’t know you’d cross paths with Steve Rogers who was a bigger mystery than the case itself.

Series

•Master of His Own Fate: As far as Bucky knew, fate would not decide who you belong to. Very twisted dark soulmate AU.  (dark!Bucky x Reader, dark!Steve x Reader)

Master of His Own Fate-2

•Their Surrogate : When Steve and Bucky ask you to be the surrogate mother for their child, you couldn’t say no. (dark!Steve x Reader, dark!Bucky x Reader)

Their Surrogate - 2 Their Surrogate-3 (completed)

Drabbles/Blurbs/Headcanons

Bound and Blindfolded (Stucky x Reader)

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Stephen Strange

Congruence :  Stephen and Loki want you. You are confused. Wong is an angsty person. (featuring Loki)

Their Poison : A billionaire, a sorcerer and a soldier walk into a bar. Their only poison of choice is you. (Dark!Steve x dark!Tony x dark!Stephen x reader)

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Loki

Congruence :  Stephen and Loki want you. You are confused. Wong is an angsty person. (featuring Stephen Strange)

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Tony Stark

Series

•My Little Girl:  Prince Tony hunts you on the royal hunting trip (dark!Tony Stark x reader)

My Little Girl - 2:  Prince Tony has taken you, but keeping you proves more difficult that he imagined. (dark!Tony Stark x reader, slight dark!Steve x reader)

My Little Girl-3

One-Shots

Their Poison : A billionaire, a sorcerer and a soldier walk into a bar. Their only poison of choice is you. (Dark!Steve x dark!Tony x dark!Stephen x reader)

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Peter Parker

Protected : How were you to know who's a monster, who's a savior when they all hide behind a mask (dark!Peter x reader)

Meet the Parents : You're daddies little girl and Peter wants to take you out (featuring Stucky)

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SamBucky

Parts of Whole: Steve would see his OTP's ship sail, even from across the grave (ft. Steve Rogers)

Sam Wilson

To Sin in Love: You're forced to choose between the man who owns your heart and the one who owns your soul. (Ft. Lucifer)

RANSOM DRYSDALE

One-Shots

One Day :  Ransom meets sub!reader but she won’t kneel for him

Thirty One Days : Ransom and you are on a month-long challenge. Who will win and what are the stakes?

The Unreformed Rake: Ransom Drysdale is a notorious rake, but he seems to have taken a shine to you. When he plans to make you his, nothing would stand in his way. No is not a word he understands. (Soft!dark Ransom x Reader)

The Fated Mate: Ransom always knew he’d be your alpha. Despite you not presenting yet, he just knew you were meant to be his. No matter how much you ran, you always found him waiting for you at the end of the line. They said it was fated, and sometimes fate was a bitch. (A/B/O)

Sleeping Beauty: He waits for sleep to claim you, so that he can do the same later (dark!Ransom Drysdale x Reader) Kinktober Day 1

Drabbles/Blurbs/Headcanons

Breeding Kink + Housewife Kink w/Ransom

ANDY BARBER

One-Shots

Golden Cage :  You asked Andy to take your case and he asked for you to give yourself to him as payment.  (soft!dark!Andy Barber x Reader)

Trespassing : You trespass on forbidden land, catching the eye of the creature that dwells within. (dark!demon!Andy Barber x Reader)

No Judgements: An Omega in heat is never fit to make a fair judgement, especially not when her delicious meat of an Alpha is concerned. (A/B/O)

His Responsibility : When you're pregnant and scared, Andy decides he will take the responsibility, whether you want it or not. (dark!Andy x reader)

A Man's World: To advance in a man’s world, you must allow one to own you. He promises you success, as long as you give yourself to him. (soft!dark!Andy Barber x Reader)

LEE BODECKER

One-Shots

Sweet Tooth : Sheriff, you and his sweet tooth

The Claiming of the Sheriff: You wanted him, he wanted you. But he was too honourable and you were too greedy. So you made the choice for both of you. (dadsbestfriend!Lee x soft!dark Reader)

Series

•Sell My Soul :  You cut a deal with the Sheriff to save your brother (dark!Lee Bodecker x Reader)

Sell My Soul -2 :  Your husbands finds a secret you’ve been keeping and he is not happy.  (dark!Lee Bodecker x Reader)

Sell My Soul - 3 : Last part to the series (soft!dark!Lee Bodecker x Reader)

Drabbles Masterlist

SHERLOCK HOLMES

One-Shots

What's Your Escape : Sherlock could never resist a mystery, especially not one as deliciously wrapped as you (dark!Sherlock Holmes x reader)

Death by Pleasure : Death by Pleasure isn't a thing. Is it? (Dark!Sherlock Holmes x Reader)

Drabbles/Blurbs/Headcanons

A worthy throne (Sherlock Holmes)

CHRIS EVANS

One-Shots

Loving Dodger : Your journey of overcoming your fear of dogs to loving Dodger.

Muse Music : Chris plays for you

Chemical Romance: Chris won't have you running away from him. You're his. He owns your heart, and now he'll own all of you.

AUGUST WALKER

One-Shots

Compromise: Your surrender to him would ensure the safety of the world (dark!August Walker x Reader)

Prometheus: You disappoint August and must make up for it

Drabbles/Blurbs/Headcanons

Pluto is not a Planet (Hades! August Walker)

LUCIFER

To Sin in Love: You're forced to choose between the man who owns your heart and the one who owns your soul. (Ft. Sam Wilson)

JAKE JENSEN

At the Dinner Table: Request: How about Jake Jensen meeting the reader's parents for the first time and since he's an adorkable idiot, chaos ensues?

Drabbles/Headcanons/Blurbs (Miscellaneous/Multi-characters and fandoms)

When you feel ugly and the boys won't have it (BB, SR, LB, TS, RD, LL, SH)

When Reader is tall and slim and not curvy (SR, BB, RD, LB, AB)

Dick Fingers (very weird ask)

Detention (Severus Snape hc)

Remedial Potions (dark! Severus Snape)

Does your mother know (Hook)

When Reader has anorexia and body image issues (BB, LB, LL)

BODY POSITIVITY CHALLENGE

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Captain America: The Winter Soldier ft. Static (3) | s.r

Pairings: Steve Rogers x Stark!Reader, Tony Stark x Stark!Reader (sibling)

Genre: Angst, Fluff

Summary: Y/n and Steve go to find out what exactly is on the flash drive that Fury gave everything to get his hands on.

(These scenes incorporate y/n, codename—Static, into the pre-existing story as a character without making drastic changes to the plot or mythos. All the major plot points from the MCU remain in place with the addition of the reader as Static, who is not only a Stark but also enhanced. Whatever events from the canon aren’t mentioned, take place without much change.)

Warnings: Swearing, Mentions of Past Torture, Very Poorly Translated German?

a/n: read Age of Ultron (ft. Static) to get a better backstory. Highly recommended. But it’s fun. I promise.

sidenote: Okay, this one was hard for some reason. Give me some feedback if this works or not, please. I am desperate.

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“I know who killed Fury,” Natasha states.

They’re back at the hospital. Standing in some empty room, with Steve pushing Natasha against the wall. His hands are gripping her shoulders, with nothing but anger swimming in his eyes. Natasha, though, only seems curious. She can read Steve like an open book. And well, yeah. Most people can. He is an awful liar. Never let the man try his hand at espionage.

Both Y/n and Steve had to ditch whatever they were wearing previously. Steve was sure that his suit was being tracked, and Y/n had to agree. She herself couldn’t very well walk around in a torn up suit covered in blood splatters.

So now, here they are; Steve in a blue hoodie, gray sweatpants and white t-shirt, hovering over and threatening one of the only people Y/n genuinely wants to be liked by. Meanwhile she herself stands back, leaning on the wall next to the windows with the blinds down. She has her hands tucked in the pocket of her oversized jeans. She’s wearing a ribbed white halter neck top and has discarded her precious oxfords in favor of comfy trainers.

She was already disassociating before. But as Natasha continues after a brief pause, she gets almost lost. “Most of the intelligence community doesn't believe he exists, the ones who do call him the Winter Soldier. He's credited with over two dozen assassinations in the last fifty years.”

The Winter Soldier.

“Du kämpfst oder du stirbst.” You fight or you die.

The Winter Soldier.

“Steh auf, Dummerchen, oder der Soldat holt dich.” Get up silly girl, or the Soldier will get you.

The Winter Soldier.

“Sie sind nichts weiter als eine Waffe.” You are nothing more than a weapon.

The Winter Soldier.

“So he's a ghost story.”

The Winter Soldier.

“Du kämpfst heute Abend gegen den Soldaten. Entweder du gewinnst, oder du kämpfst weiter, bis du nicht mehr kannst.” You fight the Soldier tonight. You either win, or you keep fighting till you can't.

The Winter Soldier.

“Hör auf zu betteln! Es ist ihm egal. Er ist kein Mann. Er ist der Soldat. Eine Waffe. Genau wie du.” Stop begging! He doesn't care. He is no man. He's the Soldier. A weapon. Just like you.

The Winter Soldier.

“Er kennt keine Gnade. Flehen wird Ihnen nichts bringen.” He has no mercy. Pleading will get you none of it.

The Winter Soldier.

“Five years ago I was escorting a nuclear engineer out of Iran, somebody shot out my tires near Odessa. We lost control, went straight over a cliff, I pulled us out, but the Winter Soldier was there. I was covering my engineer, so he shot him straight through me. Soviet slug, no rifling. Bye-bye bikinis.”

The Winter Soldier.

“Du kämpfst oder du stirbst.” You fight or you die.

The Winter Soldier.

“Sie kämpfen oder der Soldat tötet Sie.” You fight or the Soldat kills you.

The Winter Soldier.

“Hör auf zu rennen, kleines Mädchen. Du gehörst zu HYDRA. Jetzt und immer” Stop running, little girl. You belong to HYDRA. Now and forever.

The Winter Soldier.

“Yeah, I bet you look terrible in them now.”

The Winter Soldier.

The Winter Soldier.

The Winter Soldier.

The Winter Soldier.

“Funny you say that. That’s usually Y/n’s line.”

“Y/n?”

“Stark?”

Is someone calling?

“Y/n?”

“Huh?” She looks up at them. “What?”

“You with us?” Steve asks, his brows furrowed.

She knows that her jaw clenches but fuck, she doesn’t feel like she’s the one doing it. It feels like she isn’t even here in this room. It feels like she’s back there. In her small little cell hidden away in some HYDRA base in a godforsaken corner of the world that no one cares enough to reach.

But she doesn’t have time for this. And whether or not she has the emotional capacity for it can be assessed once the adrenaline rush subsides. Which, considering her anatomy, might take long enough for her to be able to survive this whole mess.

“Just thinking,” she replies eventually.

As she slowly coerces herself to climb back into her body, her skin tingles with the touch of Steve’s concerned gaze stuck on her.

However, Natasha seems far more apprehensive than worried. “It’s ironic that you won’t trust me, but you do trust the fake lawyer,” she says to Steve with a smirk.

Before Steve can say anything, Y/n hums, dismissively. “Uncalled for,” she retorts in a low voice that barely feels like her own. “I pay like 70 bucks a year to be part of the Harvard Alumni Association.” She runs a hand through her hair. Exhaling heavily she adds, “Also, he doesn’t trust me, he just needed a getaway driver.”

“Why?” Natasha inquires, tilting her head.

“We’re fugitives from S.H.I.E.L.D.,” Steve replies.

They are both facing Y/n now, whose eyes are fixed on a spot on the floor. She needs to ground herself. She needs Tony but he’s not here. So the spot on the floor will have to do.

“Both of you?” Natasha asks. When Y/n just nods, Natasha takes a moment to assess them both. “Pierce using the Captain here, to bury you and get Tony on his side?” she asks almost rhetorically, after a pause.

Y/n finally looks up, giving another curt nod. She can spot the confused expression on Steve’s face, where he stands next to Natasha. He’s probably feeling a little affronted at how much faster Natasha was at grasping it… That—that makes Y/n smile. Because somehow, in the midst of all the chaos, he still manages to stay fairly calm. And Y/n loves the calm.

“Anyone here got a plan?” Y/n asks.

“I’ve been looking for him, the Wint—” Natasha begins.

“You find anything?” Y/n cuts her off, trying desperately to avoid even the mention of his name.

Natasha shakes her head. “I have one last lead left to investigate.”

Steve nods, “You do that, and we,” he nods at Y/n, “ will go find out what was so important to Fury that he staged an attack to get it.” He extends his hand towards Natasha, silently urging her to hand over the flash drive.

Natasha stares at him, unmoving.

Y/n stands up straighter then. “Come on, Nat. I know you don’t trust us—”

“You,” Natasha corrects her. “I don’t trust you.” She turns to look at her. “Steve can’t lie to save his life, but you—” she points at her,”—you somehow knew exactly who it was the moment I mentioned the ballistics.” She cocks her head. “A lawyer with a history with The Wint—”

“Then just trust Steve,” Y/n interrupts, beginning to walk out of the room. “You don’t have to trust me. Just trust him enough to keep me in check,” she calls out over her shoulder. “Not like you’ve got much of a choice,” she states as she exits.

Her head stays in a daze. She’s aware that there is movement. She’s aware that she herself is moving. She communicates even, with a stiff nod here or a monosyllabic answer there but none of that is registering as a cognisant effort made by her.

Because suddenly she and Steve are at a mall, in a store, he is wearing glasses, and she’s about to plug in the flash drive into the laptop in front of her, in an attempt to decrypt it.

Fuck, she misses Tony.

“You okay?” Steve asks from next to her as she types away.

“Why wouldn’t I be?” Y/n throws back.

“You just—you seem—”

God, he’s adorable even when he fumbles. Fuck her. Fuck her cause it’s all his adorableness that makes her throw him a bone. “Just a little worried about what happens when Tony finds out.” It’s not entirely a lie.

“Where is he, anyway?” Steve asks. “I’m surprised you didn’t call him for this.”

“On a vacation, with Pepper. Somewhere far away from a phone,” Thank god. “He programmed J.A.R.V.I.S. only to give him security alerts if I call,” she explains.

“But you haven’t.”

“Nope,” she replies, popping the ‘p’ at the end.

“Why not?”

Because he’s the only person who'd know exactly how afraid I am right now. He’s the only person who knows why I’m so afraid. And he’s the only person who could possibly calm me down if I decide to… blow up. But he’s also the only person I care about more than any of this. After New York… He needs a break. I won’t ruin it for him.

“He’s a mother hen sometimes,” she replies instead because there is a job to do. “The drive has a Level Six homing program. As soon as we boot up, S.H.I.E.L.D. will know exactly where we are.”

“How much time do we have?” Steve asks, looking around.

“Uh...about nine minutes from—” Y/n plugs in the drive, “—now.” As she begins accessing the data she states, ”Fury was right about that ship. Somebody's trying to hide something. This drive is protected by some sort of AI, it keeps rewriting itself to counter my commands. Reminds me of J.A.R.V.I.S.,” she shrugs. “But far worse.”

“Can you override it?” Steve asks, leaning in closer.

Sir, please! I’m a hair’s breadth away from a full-fledged mental breakdown while trying to hack into a system I do not understand. Stop making me realize you smell like… a fireplace? A fucking fireplace For fuck’s sake.

“I think Tony would strangle me in my sleep if I can’t,” she grumbles. “I'm gonna try running a tracer. Tony taught me this to track hostile malware, so if we can't read the file, maybe we can find out where it came from.”

As the location begins triangulating, they are suddenly interrupted.

“Can I help you guys with anything?” The employee asks, stepping up to them.

Both their heads turn at once.

Since they’re here, why not make the best of a very bad situation. “Oh, no,” she says as Steve moves forward to cover her. “My fiancé was just helping me with some honeymoon destinations,” she adds with a charming smile, running her hand down the side of his arm. She was aiming for casual but somehow she misses by a mile and lands on.. seductive.

“Right! We're getting married,” Steve reiterates, convincing no one at all.

She goes back to figuring out the location.

“Congratulations. Where do you guys thinking about going?” The employee asks.

Steve looks back at the monitor and replies, “New Jersey.”

“Oh,” The employee remarks. Followed by a concerningly long pause as the man assesses Steve.

Y/n doesn’t look up. The sooner she gets the location, the sooner they can get out. But she can feel Steve stiffen—almost comically so—next to her.

Finally, though, the employee says, “I have the exact same glasses.”

“You two do look so similar,” Y/n retorts, sniggering.

“Yeah, I wish. Specimen,” The man remarks. “Uh, if you guys need anything, I've been Aaron,” he states before walking away.

“Thank you,” Steve replies softly and turns back to her. “Specimen?”

She shrugs. “Well, dear, you are quite the handsome fellow,” she looks at him with a smirk. “My mother was absolutely exhilarated when you came around to ask for my hand in marriage,” she says in an exaggerated Mid-Atlantic accent.

“Can you stop doing that?” Steve mutters.

“Doing what?” She asks, quirking her brow, eyes back on the screen now.

“Flirting.”

She looks up at him. “Am I making you uncomfortable?” She asks, genuinely. “That wasn’t my intention. I’m sorry. I’ll back off,” she rushes to add. “I read it wrong, I guess. I really am sorry.”

Steve huffs in irritation. “No, I meant. You know… Flirting to mak—make fun of me.”

Her face scrunches up as she looks back at him again. “What makes you think I’m making fun of you?”

“Aren’t you?” His question seems sincere, and that pisses Y/n off.

“I am who I am, Captain; crass, upfront and flirty. I want what I want, so I make sure my interests are always laid bare. I don’t flirt to make fun of anyone. I might be blunt, but I am not cruel.”

That’s the moment the computer chooses to ding.

They both look down at it.

The location shows up on the screen, pointing at Wheaton, New Jersey.

Ah fuck, she knows exactly where that is. And the way that Steve leans in, he remembers too.

But there is a ruse for her to keep up. So she asks, “You know it?”

“I used to. Let's go,” he commands, pulling the flash drive out and ushering her out.

“Standard tac-team. Two behind, to across, two coming straight at us. If they make us, I'll engage, you hit the south escalator to the metro,” Steve recites as they walk out of the store.

“We don’t always have to fight our way out,” she replies, pulling his arm over her shoulder. “Laugh.”

“What?” Steve asks, confused.

“Do you need me to tell a joke? Just laugh!” She exclaims.

And so he does, and fake as it is, it still sounds pretty damn beautiful.

They make their way to the escalator.

As they descend, Y/n spots Rumlow riding up on the escalator next to them. She turns to Steve from where she stands ahead of him, a step below. She asks, “You mind if I kiss you?”

“What?” Steve asks, eyes bulging out.

Her head motions towards Rumlow, “Not trying to make you uncomfortable, just trying very hard not to die.” She tries to put on a polite smile. She’d happily fight her way out if this makes him uncomfortable, but if she can avoid it, she’d prefer that.

Steve opens his mouth once but then closes it when his eyes flick over to Rumlow, who’s definitely much closer now.

Exhaling then, he leans in.

The moment their lips crash, Y/n feels like her brain rushes into a wave of silence. The world around her simmers down and the raging emotions inside her; the fear, anxiety, and anger, hush. His lips are soft—softer than they have any right to be. The kiss is an intimate little thing, unsure and gentle. She doesn’t force it to be anything more. But then his hands climb up to her waist, pulling her closer. She goes willingly, stepping up between his feet. He holds her tight, making sure she doesn’t fall as her hands move up to cup his face gently.

His lips begin getting hungrier, not drastically but noticeably so. And she will not be shown up. She begins to nip at his bottom lip, only for him to open up and let his tongue run over the seams of her lips. Opening her mouth, she meets his tongue with hers, and then it’s like whatever shy dance they were playing at is over. Because suddenly they’re both devouring each other. Their tongues play with each other and lips crashing hard enough to bruise. He tastes sweeter than anything she’s ever had. He’s demanding but in a kind way that makes her want to give him whatever he wants. The kiss is completely greedy and needy in all the good ways. It almost seems like he could do this all day.

Until someone clears their throat from next to them, breaking the trance.

Pulling away, they realize, they’ve reached the end of the escalator. When did that happen? They are blocking other people’s way.

“What?” Y/n exclaims at the woman staring at them, “Look at him, wouldn’t you wanna kiss him like that?”

“Y/n,” he chides with no heat whatsoever, as he interlaces their hands, pulling her away and walking off.

“Uncomfortable?” She asks. She wants to be sure.

“Not the word, I’d use,” Steve retorts.

She can spot a soft smile and crimson blush on his face. And if that helps her ground herself a bit, no one has to know.

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first of all, i just want to say thank you for 3k. It really means a lot, especially considering how many breaks i’ve taken away from this site—to have people continue to follow and support my writing means a lot. To all my moots, i literally adore u sm, ty for being here baes <33

Rules;

There is no deadline for this writing challenge. I know people have lives outside of tumblr so i’m not going to add pressure—this is for fun!!

There can be up to two people per prompt!!!! you can submit more than one fic if you want to choose more than song! I’ll cross out a prompt when it’s been used twice.

Please send an ask with the character you want to write it for along with the prompt(s) you want with it.

For fandoms, the main ones i read for are—Harry Potter, Marvel, Lotr, Stranger Things, Potc, Criminal Minds and Gilmore Girls, but if you really want to, you can write for another fandom.

Please don’t submit any fics that include smut, marriage or pregnancy.

Angst;

1. Another Love - Tom Odell

2. Before You Go - Lewis Capaldi

Aaron Hotchner x reader - @goddessofdawns

3. Bitter Pill - Gavin James

4. Broken Strings - James Morrison

5. Do I Wanna Know - Arctic Monkeys

Draco Malfoy x reader - @sarahisslytherin

6. From The Dining Table - Harry Styles

James Potter x reader - @louvrr​

7. I Don’t Believe in You - Talk Talk

8. July - Noah Cyrus

July - @daisy-appreciation-week

9. Knowing Me, Knowing You - ABBA

Sirius Black x reader - @i-wanna-b-yours

10. Meant to Stay Hid - SYML

11. Moral of the Story - Ashe

George Weasley x reader - @queen-asteria04

12. Motion Sickness - Phoebe Bridgers

Natasha Romanov x reader - @my-divine-death

13. Mr. Loverman - Ricky Montgomery

Karl Jacobs x reader - @joyfullymulti

14. Six Feet Under - Billie Eilish

Six Feet Under - @sereinegemini

15. Slide - James Bay

Fluff;

1. Adore You - Harry Styles

2. Better Together - Jack Johnson

3. Fallin’ All in You - Shawn Mendes

Sam Wilson x reader - @/goddessofdawns

4. Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy - Queen

Steve Rogers x reader - @mjoubertt-1​

5. Grow As We Go - Ben Platt

6. I’m Yours - Jason Mraz

7. I Walk the Line - Johnny Cash

8. I Want to Hold Your Hand - The Beatles

I Want to Hold Your Hand - @spxllcxstxr

9. Je Te Laisserai Des Mots - Patrick Watson

Kiss Me - @cupids-crystals

10. Look After You - The Fray

11. Love Me Tender - Elvis Presley

Take Me To Your Heart - @iliveiloveiwrite

12. Make You Mine - PUBLIC

Fred Weasley x  reader - @eccentricbookworm​

13. Turning Page - Sleeping At Last

14. We Fell in Love in October - Girl in Red

My Girl - @natashxromanovf

15. You Belong With Me - Taylor Swift

Sirius Black x reader - @theravenclawgal​

Regulus Black x reader - @ichuusyou 

Miscellaneous;

1. Daddy Issues - The Neighbourhood

2. Dandelion Wine - Gregory Alan Isakov

3. From Eden - Hozier

Steve Harrington x reader - @coffee--writes

4. Rhiannon - Fleetwood Mac

5. To Build a Home - ft. Patrick Watson

6. Top to Toe - Fenne Lily

7. Two Fingers - Jake Bugg

8. Under the Bridge - Red Hot Chili Peppers

9. Used To Be My Girl - The Last Shadow Puppets

10. Youth - Daughter

tagging some moots (also no pressure); @selenes-sun @cap-n-stuff @spxllcxstxr @pad-foots @shysneeze @with-love-anu @mjoubertt-1 @iamninaanna @iliveiloveiwrite @willowbleedsonpaper @scvrllet @chaotic-fae-queen @cupids-crystals @savingpluto @henqtic @approved-by-dentists @barneswidow @i-wanna-b-yours @johnmurphyisqueer @sereinegemini @queen-asteria04 @finnwrld @louvrr

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STEVE ROGERS MASTERLIST

⚠️Warning⚠️

May contain dark themes that could be triggering and/or can make others uncomfortable. Please read each warning per story and beware. ( * = contains smut )

oneshots

Patience (dark)*

summary:  you’ve been on a few dates with Steve Rogers and he’s getting impatient with you.

Permanent Vacation (dark)*

summary: you were forced to go on a vacation with your mom along with her new boyfriend and his son. what could possibly go wrong aside from the fact that there are three masked strangers waiting for your arrival? Three masked strangers who feeds on tormenting you and your family.

f*** being friends (fluff)

summary: steve is in love with his friend but he doesn’t want to ruin their friendship.

your king (dark)*

summary: some barbaric king takes over a peaceful little town and kills everyone but the princess.

first time (fluff)*

summary: telling steve that you never did the thing and then helps you do the thing.

second chances (angst) — part two — part three

summary: you were never going to be like her and you know it.

the mobster’s little girl (fluff)*

summary: what happens when the big bad mobster gets blackmailed by your father to marry you?

just relax (dark)*

summary: steve makes a move on gullible lil reader during training.

never again — part two

summary: a werewolf au where steve refuses to acknowledge you as his mate but refuses to let someone else have you as well.

keep you safe (dark)

summary: steve leaves you for someone else while you’re pregnant but regrets it. especially when he sees a certain doctor being all over you.

bully (dark)*

summary: Steve bullies you after you rejected him and he soon regrets it.

mutual trust *

summary: you tell steve that without trust, your relationship would always have problems.

to chase or to run (dark) *

summary: chasing after your boyfriend is no longer an option for you so you decided to just run away. run away from your problems and what’s a more better idea than going on a camping trip with your friend? (wrong turn au)

series

Fixation (dark) - wip

summary: you were just walking home from a friend’s house when all of a sudden, a certain super soldier ambushes you.

What You Don’t Know - wip

summary: having a ‘relationship’ with captain america isn’t that great

drabbles

phone call with mr stark but steve is being bad*

nasty times in the cinema bathroom (dark)*

groping in le kitchen ft. steve (dark)*

permanent slumber

daddy steve being mean to his princess*

up all night (dark)*

teasing daddy steve*

disobeyed

daddy steve’s lollipop*

headcanons

[angelyuji]

yandere imagines, blurbs, and fanfics❅

for non-yandere imagines: go here!

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17+

DISCLAIMER: Please Read Tags Before Reading Imagines! This is yandere content, meaning that these imagines are fictional stories about toxic and abusive relationships. These are fictional characters. I DO NOT support or believe that toxic relationships should be romantized in real life. 

blurbs are marked with *

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Gravity Falls:

Stan Pines:

mr. pines (18+)

ghost stan (18+)

Ford Pines:

researcher!ford & fiddleford x assistant!reader

pathetic + mean ford (18+)

Invincible:

Omni-Man:

violent yanderes

Rick and Morty:

Rick Sanchez:

violent yanderes

yandere headcanons

drabble

FNAF:

William Afton:

lost keys (18+)

violent yanderes

The Boys:

The Deep:

yandere thoughts basically

Homelander:

being ryan's non-supe kinda-mom

violent yanderes

DC:

Diana Prince:

yandere headcanons

Clark Kent:

yandere headcanons

Bruce Wayne:

yandere headcanons

Jaime Reyes:

yandere + nonyandere headcanons

Scarecrow:

tw dubcon imagine

breathe

Adrian Chase:

yandere vig thoughts

other thoughts

Sara Lance:

yandere headcanons (+ Rip)

Rip Hunter:

yandere headcanons (+ Sara)

Marvel:

Eddie Brock/Venom:

yandere headcanons

Wade Wilson:

thoughts

Peter Parker:

dates and rejection with peter

photographer peter

reader with a diary*

reader with other friends*

reader with magic book*

peeping peter

tasm yandere headcanons

crushes

reader with amnesia

yandere peter w/ fragile darling

stepcest (18+)

Loki:

soulmate loki

first date (+ nanami, mammon, 707, arvin, peter m)

yandere headcanons

Bruce Banner:

living with bruce

Tony Stark:

sugar daddy stark (+ gojo)

Helmut Zemo:

sugar daddy zemo

Peter Maximoff:

first date (+ nanami, loki, mammon, 707, arvin)

Matthew Murdock:

yandere matt x reader

yandere headcanons

Steve Rogers:

yandere headcanons

yan!pre-serum headcanons

Bucky:

yandere headcanons

Miles Morales:

(new version) yandere headcanons (plus gwen, hobie, peter b, pavitr, miguel)

yandere headcanons

yandere miles w/ werewolf darling 

yandere miles w/ assertive darling

Peter B Parker:

yandere headcanons (plus gwen, hobie, miles, pavitr, miguel)

Miguel O'hara

yandere headcanons (plus gwen, hobie, miles, pavitr, peter b)

the fanged man

the fanged man pt 2

professor o'hara headcanons

Spider-Gwen:

yandere headcanons (plus peter b, hobie, miles, pavitr, miguel)

Hobie Brown:

yandere headcanons (plus gwen, peter b, miles, pavitr, miguel)

Pavitr Prabhakar:

yandere headcanons (plus gwen, hobie, miles, peter b, miguel)

Jujutsu Kaisen:

Itadori:

making a shrine ft. sakuna

Gojo:

sugar daddy gojo (+ tony stark)

Nanami:

first date (+ mammon, loki, 707, arvin, peter m)

Ouran High School Host Club -

Tamaki Suoh:

Yandere Tamaki Headcanons

My Hero Academia

Shigaraki:

stalker shiggy

Obey Me!

Mammon:

first date (+ nanami, loki, 707, arvin, peter m)

yandere headcanons

The Devil All The Time

Arvin Russel:

first date (+ nanami, loki, mammon, 707, peter m)

Lee Bodecker:

his little girl

Mystic Messenger

707:

first date (+ nanami, loki, mammon, peter m, arvin)

yandere headcanons 

Zen:

knight in shining armor 

Scream

Poly!Ghostface:

for you

BAU:

Types of Yandere

BAU when their darling is unreachable

yandere BAU w/ busy darling

Spencer Reid:

Yandere Spencer Reid w/ an innocent darling

I love you so so much

spencer reid w/ single parent

The Book

spencer reid punishes you

He loves me

post-prison reid w/ an innocent darling

spencer reid with a distant darling

Aaron Hotchner:

Yandere Hotch w/ an innocent darling

Yandere Hotch w/ a darling that’s in a relationship

Yandere Hotch w/ a pregnant darling

love

unsub reader

The Sandman:

Dream of the Endless:

born to die

[natpavlik-blog]

swinging from the fire escape ft. @rogerwhq

As the elevator doors shut in front of her Natalie reached for her floor’s button pausing for a moment as her finger gently rested on the number above her own. Every day she came in the elevator she was tempted to press it, after all she knew where he lived even if she didn’t know what he looked like. Still, just as quickly as the moment came it passed and the elevator arrived on the floor where she lived. Stripping down and slipping in to pajama shorts and an oversize sweater Natalie poured herself a glass of wine. As she poured she could smell that familiar scent wafting through her window, she even know what his cigarettes smelled like. A soft smile tugged on her lips as she opened the window so she could slide outside on to the fire escape. Looking up she saw the familiar shadow, “do you think these things have ever been used for- oh I don’t know, a real fire?” She smiled up at the boy even though she knew it would go unseen.