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[5hark-byt3]

I’m so scared right now I blacked out and these fucking creatures were on my screen I’m gonna start tweaking WHAT ARE THESE THI

[butchreg]

mommy ! caitlyn x fussy troublemaker ! reader headcanons !!

requested by anon ! i did headcanons instead of a fic, i wasn't sure which you preferred but headcanons are a bit less time consuming and you've been waiting a bit so i decided on headcanons. i hope that's okay ! mommy ! caitlyn is so sweet :3 arcane masterlist here , upcoming list here

mama caitlyn is never angry or yelling, but she is firm. if you've done something naughty she'll bend down to look into your eyes, firm hand on your shoulder, and speak to you in a calm but stern tone, scolding you a bit and explaining to you why what you've done was naughty.

if you're especially fussy, she'll take you onto her lap shushing you gently as she rubs your back. "what's the matter, my love? mama can see you're upset, would you like to talk about it?"

with you being a bit of a troublemaker she's no stranger to you coloring on the walls. her hand catches her face as she sighs but she can't help but chuckle. "where's mama's little artist?" she'll call and you'll nervously peek your head around the corner. "do you want to explain yourself mister/missie/little one?" you sheepishly grin at her, trying to decide if you should pretend it wasn't you. a few days later she gets whiteboard paint for your room and all colors of markers.

you're always making messes and blaming them on your stuffies. imagine you're up early trying to make yourself a bowl of cereal when you drop the milk. you try to clean it all up by yourself but in the end you have to accept defeat, creeping into caitlyn's room with your stuffie in hand. tapping her awake, holding your stuffed animal right in front of her face. "um.. mommy... bunny did an oopsie. i tried to help him but it was too much..."

you're no stranger to the time out corner. you try to tantrum your way out of it but caitlyn won't say anything, giving you a sympathetic look but not letting you out until you can calm down. "shhh, baby, enough yelling now, love. you're gonna hurt your voice. as soon as you've calmed down enough to tell mama why you're feeling grumpy you can come out."

if you're in a fussy mood, caitlyn will sing to you to calm you down. she has a pretty voice but saves it only for you. she'll often sing you lullabies if you're trying to protest against bedtime or nap time. you'll start to stomp and she'll give you an amused look. "i know you're not sleepy (;3) but why don't you rest your pretty little head a minute and let mama sing to you?" she knows you really are sleepy and that's why you're so cranky, but she knows you'll shout if she suggests it.

if you're feeling especially testy you'll curse, only the baby equivalent curses but this shocks her every time. she'll gasp, horrified. "who taught you that, that's very naughty." she might drop the classic "i'm not mad, just disappointed," or have you write lines. nothing crazy, just "i will not say bad words," five or ten times. if you start to get upset, she'll sit with you, once again explaining why those words are bad. if you're to get weepy she stops the punishment immediately, kissing your head and rocking you. you'll choke out something about you being bad, and she gently shushes you. "oh no no no. look at me, baby, can you do that? can you look at mama?" you tearily glance up at her, and she meets your eye. "in no way are you bad, sweetheart. you may have done something naughty but you're a very good girl/boy/pup/etc. do you hear me? i love you so much, baby, i'm not angry with you, just need you to understand me. does that make sense?"

she always keeps a paci on her for if you're out in public together and you get fussy. sometimes you lose yours, spitting it out to get your mama's attention. she'll have you in your stroller going up and down the same few blocks trying to find your beloved paci you spit out. she always has an extra one because this seems to be so entertaining for you — you can't stop giggling whenever you spit your paci out like you did something sneaky.

[haenxn]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀❜ུ۪۪۪۪᳝۟ . ‿‿𒂭 ‿‿ ୨3 . — ˚⿻ 𝅘𝅥 — . ᭢˚̣̣̣͙͏ ‿‿ ‿

⠀⠀⠀sacrifice what you know, for what is now

[tickleepuppy]

I try to be a brat sometimes, and then immediatley fail and want to go back to being a good boy

[trolldollinoveralls]

wh,, what if u forced me into a mating press n i went puppy brained mid fucking , all overwhelmed n fuzzy ?? what if i started desperately grasping around ur neck and down ur back , clawing for purchase , n whining n panting pleas for mercy ?? what ,,, wh //// what if i got the urge to bite ?? then when u groan in pain and slow down , i lick at the mark with big slobbery puppy kisses as a sorry :(( what then ??? //////////

[moth--punk]

full illustration comm of harrowhark nonagesimus!

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[mooniania]

Stress Reliever

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Pairing: Taehyun x gn!reader

Sypnosis: You have been extremely stressed and overwhelmed recently and who’s the perfect person to help you get over it? No one other than your boyfriend

Word Count: 618

Genre: Drabble, slight angst but mostly fluff, established relationship,

❀ Warnings: Kissing (if you find anything else that i should add leave a comment or an ask)

❀ a/n: Please leave a like and reblog and feedback is always greatly appreciated 🙏

Drabble Inspired by:

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Recently, life has been kicking you in the ass. You’ve been so overwhelmed with school and work that you don’t have time for anyone or anything. You don’t even have time to cry, that’s how packed your schedule is.

You don't even feel bad for yourself; you feel bad for your boyfriend. He’s been wanting to hang out with you for the longest, but you've had to turn him down every time. "Sorry, I have a shift later tonight" or "I have to study": tonight was the second one you had to study for an upcoming test. No matter how much you really wanted him to be there with you, you really just couldn’t be distracted.

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Hours have passed, it’s almost midnight, and yes, you are still studying. You are practically falling asleep on your text books—that is, until you hear your front door open. You don’t know who it is who, in their right mind, would come at this time. You exit your bedroom and peek through the wall to find your boyfriend with convenience store bags full of snacks in his arms. You swore you could feel tears running down your eyes. "Taehyun?" you ask. "What are you doing here?" He can tell by the tone of your voice that you are extremely tired.

He put the bags down, immediately hugged you, and started whispering in your ear. "I know that you are busy, and you didn’t want me here because I could be a distraction for you, but..." You cut him off by placing your lips on his. Kissing him as if there was no tomorrow You didn’t care that you had to study; all you wanted more than anything right now was to have him next to you. You didn’t realize how much you had missed him over the past few weeks.

When you saw him, you felt as if all of your stress and worries just washed away, and you felt like you were free. You finally pulled away from the kiss so both of you could catch your breath, but you still kept him extremely close. Y’all had stayed like this for a while until your boyfriend broke the silence. "Have you eaten yet?" he asked, concerned but still holding you in a hug. "I ate a nutrition bar," you reply, and you weren’t lying; that’s the only thing you had eaten today. "Go sit on the couch and put on a movie while I make us some ramen," he said while patting your back, trying to make you let go of him so he could go cook you guys some food, but you wouldn’t budge. "Honey, please let go so I can go make us some food." You don’t want to let go, but food does sound extremely tempting right now.

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When he’s done making ramen, he comes back down to sit right next to you with both ramen bowls in his hands until he hands you your bowl, and you two both start eating while watching movies together.

As you both finished up your ramen, you guys continued to watch the movie—that is, until Taehyun felt your head on his shoulder. At first, he thought maybe you just wanted to lay on him, but when he looked over at you, your eyes were closed, and that’s when he knew you were asleep. You had been overworking yourself for weeks, and the only thing that made you feel okay was your boyfriend. The whole world could be against you; the world could be ending, but you wouldn’t care as long as you had your boyfriend next to you. When he was with you, you knew you were going to be alright.

[bbyyybunyyy]

Did anyone else grow up on Qubo and PBS Kids mainly instead of Nick/Boomerang/CN/Disney Channel?

As a kid I had phases where I was jealous of the kids with those channels, but now I appreciate that I was raised on these instead :)

I miss so many of the shows on qubo bc they were not overstimulating like most kids shows now, and educational most of the time! Unfortunately I found out Qubo was shut down in 2021, but I think you can find most of the shows online still so I’m not too sad about it.

I was just curious if anyone else remembered some of the shows too.. like Babar, Rupert, Jane and The Dragon, Pearlie, Willa’s Wild Life, My friend Rabbit, Jacob Two Two, and many many more! Those are just some of my favorites I can remember off the top of my head

[reinerszn]

lissy my loveeee! @lissytopp tagged me in the moodboard challenge sooo!! ૮ ◜ᵕ◝ ྀིა moodboard challenge created by @ellabsprincess <3

no pressure tags! : @tnazips @netegf @bambirumbles @sicbaby @roryculkinluvr @bratty-lxndry444

[wabe3]

You know what tumblr shall get the miss beloved fanart first:D

She is very pretty ⋆｡°✩

(*´ｪ｀*) (*/ω＼) (´ω｀*)

@ranboolivesaysstuff

[fogsrollingin]

[butchreg]

caregiver ! vi headcanons !!

requested by @themoondropcollective . spinning around because i LAUV vi , he's one of my own fictional cgs (>/////< " ) . butch cg for eensy butch !! i refer to vi with he / him pronouns .. you can pry tmasc butch vi from my cold dead hands . it brings me comfort as a fellow trans butch to see someone like me :3 .. if you'd prefer other pronouns let me know but i default to he for him . that being said my vi is not a binary man pronouns do not equal gender :L .

vi is the silliest caregiver ever !! more like an older sibling in the sense that he doesn't have lots of rules && can't help but giggle when you get into mischief . he calls you lots of silly nicknames like nugget , bug , && squirt !! he teases you by calling you tiny sometimes as a nickname too but it always comes with a chuckle && a hair tousle .

while its my truth that vi is transmasculine he loves being called "mama" by his littles . you also call him "bubba" but he always melts when someone calls him "mama" or just "ma" . he does Not like being called mommy though . he's also okay with more masculine names like "papa" or "dada" as well && responds better to daddy than mommy though it's not preferred .

always telling you stories !! some of them are made up but a lot of them are about his life . he often gets lost in his tales but you hang onto his every last word .

loves to teach you new things . these little lessons often come with a little story of his own !! he notices you giggling && bites back a laugh of his own . " mama's silly , huh squirt." teaches you how to throw a punch but also about little everyday things like tying your shoes .

SOOOO protective .. literally your guard dog , he will not hesitate to throw a punch or clap back verbally if someone poses a threat to you . king of glares too , he scares away aaallll the meanies . always holding your hand && proudly calling you his little one . he often has his hand on your shoulder as a way to reassure you he's there for back up .

always including your stuffies in everything , he's so playful with them !! if you're sad he'll have them talk to you in silly voices to cheer you up && he has little conversations with them to make you giggle . sometimes he can't help but crack up himself .

he lets you play with his hair && put little clips in it . you love his hair soo much , the color is so AWESOME !! when his hair is longer he lets you style it however you like .

on the topic of hair he loves washing yours . it's super soothing for him && makes him feel closer to you . it's something so intimate that he treasures , running his hands through your hair , doing his best to learn all he can about how to take care of it if you have more kinky hair so he can meet all of your needs .

he's super good at braiding from always doing powder's braids && it's something that calms him down . if you have longer hair he's always happy to braid it — he can do all of the fancy braids !! he tries to teach you but your fingers are a bit clumsy what with you being so little .

even though he himself doesn't always practice safe binding he makes sure that you do . if you whine about it trying to point out that he doesn't he sheepishly says something like , "well you shouldn't do everything daddy does ."

[jiqmac]

ㅤㅤㅤ 𝒑𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒚 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 .ᐟㅤ —ㅤㅤ૮(つᵔｪᵔと)ა

ㅤㅤ౨ৎ⠀ׄ⠀. ─── 𝘫𝘶𝘯𝘸𝘰𝘰'𝘴 𝘷𝘭𝘰𝘨 𝘨𝘪𝘧𝘴 〬𓂂 ׄ

[tickleepuppy]

If I get 200 followers, do I post an audio of me cumming and being a needy puppy??

[trolldollinoveralls]

🌼🦋 booty below the cut 🧚🏼‍♂✨

pretty sfw just cool briefs and some tummy too ♡

DNI IF UNDER 18

song - 7thgenerationblunts - bones

[preywhore]

im trying to refind that one horny post about bunnies and about how they have dangerous teeth etc where is it!!!!