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The Church
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Assignment So today is our 1st anniversary. I am writing this paper as instructed by our leader for you, our great prophet. Please forgive me. I have never done this before, but the Pastor said it's what we guys do when we have a successful marriage. While I write, my wife is out, probably until late tonight. She is getting her "temp witnessing pass" updated with many of the Elders. Which to me seems a little redundant because she sees a different Elder every day, but I guess today it's a group thing. (I don't mean to question or sound bad, but the instruction sheet says I need to write feelings down too. forgive me if I do this wrong.) I guess before I go too far, the instruction sheet says I need to write "detailed profiles including all physical attributes and sizes." I am not 100% sure what this means, but here we go... So I am Tim, but everyone calls me Timmy, and I'm 19 years old. I work for Elder John's restaurant as a prep cook. Sizes well I'm 5'7 and like 140lb with short blonde hair 30-29 size. Really just an average-looking guy, and yeah, IDK. So my wife kitty, (well her real name is Kate but her "born again name" or "witnessing name" is kitty). She is 17 years old. She works part-time for Elder Mack's tractor shop. And the rest of the time, she is finishing witnessing school. She is very attractive, and people always call her hot and stuff. She is 5'8 too, but since she is always wearing her school shoes, she looks taller than I, like 5'11 and about 120lb. She has blond hair because her real hair color is brown; the witnessing school had her change it. IDK her shoe size and girls have more complicated sizes, so IDK them either. (Okay, so I just called kitty. She didn't answer, but elder Mark answered (Kate's dad) and said her breasts are like 34 D's. He also said she has a nice big, firm butt. And to write, her lips are "fat cock milking pillows.") Sometimes I hate that all the Elders talk about and to Kitty as some common whore... But I guess she is a God's whore, making me ache and throb with need (it's so hard not to sin and stroke). Anyways he also said I have to use secular words since this paper will help secular new members.
The Story -Pre A couple of years ago, I met Kate, and life was quite a bit different then I was kind of a loser and never had a girlfriend. Well, no girls ever gave me the time of day. I met Kate when my mom, who was always very Christian, started to date a new guy, and he was into this church lot... We began to attend. So I met Kate; we clicked because we were both new to the church and didn't really care for a new church. Kate's mom had died a couple of years before, and her dad wanted them to join this church. I never really paid much attention to the bible studies or the sermons. Still, as time went on, I wanted to go more and more because I liked to hang out with Kate (plus many of the other girls all dressed very attractively, um, sorry sexy). I guess mom's new man Bill wanted to go on some mission trip. So he convinced mom, she should go with him; they left about 3 months later. Mom sold the house and car because they needed the money, and they left for a 4-year mission trip. Leaving me in the church's hands (which meant I had to live with some other kids in the communal housing). I did see mom for 2 days later at my wedding, then she left again. Anyways Kate's dad wanted to become an Elder, but for him to move up, he had to have Kate join the church 100%, but we were in love and didn't really care about the church. One day the Pastor had a meeting with us and suggested we get married. I thought that was extreme, but when I wrote mom, she said she couldn't wait till I was a man in the church and God wanted me to get married. She also said she would come back for my wedding. So Kate and I decided to get married through the church, which meant we both had to join a 100%..., which was fine because the Pastor said we would get an apartment paid for by the church for joining. Elder John also said he would hire me right away after the wedding. So it settled we signed papers, and with our parents' signatures and the Elder's and Pastors' blessings, we got married a few days after Kate's 16th birthday. After our wedding, the church sent us on a two-week "honeymoon" to the "couple retreat," which was cool, except it's more like a couples boot camp. Guys and girls had to sleep in separate campsites. But the camp was so educational; they taught us all about being a good Christian couple. And we did get to make friends with a few other couples. (In total, there were nine couples). I guess the Elders and Pastor pick what each person (and couple) specialize in or learns. So one couple whose family was high up in the church were in training for leadership, six other couples were in training to work in the missions. And one couple was in training to support members. The camp had us take on roles, chores, studies, exercises, and lots of counseling. Each of us got a counselor; most guys had to share a girl counselor between two guys. Tracy was assigned one other guy, Christopher (Tiffany, his wife is almost as hot as Kate); Kate got a counselor named Jeff. Once we were checked in, they gave us meds and said we would have to take them daily because I guess people were getting sick in the past. After that, Kate went to the girl's dorm, I went to the boys, and we were assigned a sleeping area (I was on the top bunk while Christopher got the bottom bed because he was kind of fat). The other guys all slept in the same room on other bunks; only the guy in leadership training had a different room. The girl who did our check gave me a schedule, and orientation explained that the next couple of weeks might be rough and to get some sleep. Copyright 2021 CP
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