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[indihome-suck]

alright, i'll bite. what happened in ITB

Bukan bener bener ITBnya tapi lebih ke sekolahku: karena di sekolahku kelas XII-nya angkatan pertama yang pake kurikulum merdeka (sekolahku termasuk sekolah penggerak, AKA dipakai ujicoba kurikulum baru), nggak ada dari jalur SNBP yang keterima di ITB. Yang finalis OSN nasional dan rangking 1 angkatan pun juga nggak lolos. Walaupun sekolahku dari dulu sampai 2023 sebenarnya banyak yang diterima di ITB. KATANYA sekolah penggerak lain juga mengalami hal yang sama dengan ITB. Baru baru ini, kayak jam 8 malam, di edarkan pesan permintaan maaf(??) terhadap sekolah penggerak dan akhirnya kelas XII pada di terima di ITB. Kayak. ??????. What. Ga jelas ☠️

[triglycercule]

horrortale waterfall game broke me sorry (hey just like horror!)

[toast-in-a-cowboy-hat]

I love working on spreadsheets, I'm just tip-tapping away on my computer and the whole time, half my brain is focused on the information I'm inputting and the other half is just going 'Damn... Ty likes spreadsheets <3....' and ya know?

I'm having a blast, 10/10, would recommend

[queernoctis]

this is just me rambling my sephiroth body headcanons ey. one pic of nakey sephiroth under the cut [pls dont yeet me into the shadow realm tumblr it's for educational purposes.]

So im sure at least some of you are aware im a big fan of trans woman sephiroth, and im also a fan of intersex sephiroth, though in more of a fantasy sci-fi way than a realistic way. with a penis and vulva and no external testicles. [shout out to this particular fic for the idea - please head the warnings!!] He also has a uterus, though not as a developed as a typical cis woman's.

visual:

[incidentally this is also how i picture male omegas most of the time jbfjtbr]

I also headcanon that tested at base level, Sephiroth's fertility [for both siring and carrying] is... surprisingly low. Much lower than someone like hojo would want to see for reproducing his prized specimen. but i say "base level" because i have to throw some weird jenova nonsense in there when i can.

Essentially I'm applying jenova's extreme adaptability here. If seph thinks "i want to father/carry a child" and then carries out the appropriate actions [fucking/getting fucked] his jenova cells will be like "alright on it boss" and get to work making that possible. It's not instant, it takes a while, but it Will show results.

yes this is entirely so I can have trans woman sephiroth that can have the children she deserves. but also I think it fits with jenova's ability to mimic and change. Though I think without the whole "falling into the lifestream/overtaking jenova's will" thing, sephiroth would still need to take hormones to transition to a more feminine appearance.

could he reproduce asexually??? probably. weird aliens can do whatever they want forever.

[hauntingblue]

So we didn't fuck.... I really thought we did haha 😅

Do you want to now??? 😏 Hesometimeslingerswhenboatscomeintoharbor.... 🫢 so anyways San Francisco

[entriprises]

FLEW THE COOP ! when a model finds herself suddenly in the hot seat of a criminal investigation, she puts all her hope into an out-of-work singing detective to clear her name.

an affiliated verse with @lvebug

[helielune]

i learned i could just copy paste my stuff to tumblr directly from my sketchbook app. like without the middleman of actually saving an image. but now it's transparent and nigh invisible on my phone on dark mode.

well. anyway crazy diamond boy says hi :) whether you can see him or not

[littleplantfreak]

@vinomino mino meet me outside we gotta have a chat (meaning a stroll in the park and some ice cream)

[indihome-suck]

Should i not read homestuck?

It's 5000+ pages of nonsense, that's the selling point<3

Make of it what you will

[hawnks]

gentle psa:

I am one person running a fan account; I am also in the final weeks of my graduate program, working a high-stress job, and working on my thesis which is writing a whole book.

I’m sorry if you send an ask and it takes me a second to get to it, or if I’m not updating fics at a frequency you’re happy with. But this is my hobby and I do it for fun, and my real life is always going to take priority.

Please remember I’m a human being too, not just a fic writer

[livingwalkingmar]

wanders in. kisses u um... right on the forehead. wanders away

omg,,,,,,....

[moshieee-but-evil]

Just witnessed someone put water in apple juice and orange juice..

Yum

[permetutotheworld]

i’m watching the drone tour of your school again

LMAOOOO

my school is so odd

[t0m0w0]

*Corrodes*

[CENSORED] Gregor E.G.O if u even care (that little censor bar by Greg’s foot is Pablo btw)

Sooooo the ego doesn’t actually look like that to everyone else, but Dante’s clockhead censors it ig

I haven’t decided whether it lowers his sanity or the other deployed sinners sanity. BUT! i know it will like lose A LOT of sanity. Like corrosion amount of sanity. Kinda idk. It does a lot of damage tho, sooooo idk.

And his attack hehehe

Yeah idk man :/

[indihome-suck]

Bro rate my future car while living in jakarta 2050😍😍

Absolutely fire dude🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[lamb-teaa]

` Transactional Tantrum

` pairing: Sylus x fem!reader

` tags: fluff. romcom. silly shenanigans. filthy rich Sylus. chaotic!reader cuz we all want to be spoiled and provided by him don't lie 🫵🏻

` teaa's note: where can i get a husband like Sylus (⁠ ⁠⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⁠⌢⁠⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀⁠)

People hail him as a powerful man amongst all existing factions in the N109 Zone, yet even someone like Sylus isn't immune to the dread of a tedious business dealings.

Don't get him wrong, it is practically his job for a lack of better words but you can't blame the man for nearly dying out of boredom at the moment.

Ping!

A sudden notification from his phone tore his attention away from his yammering business partners. Sylus briefly glanced down at his phone, brows furrowed in confusion when he read the transaction alert message on his screen.

'Ten million was charged to your Credit Card at Summers Jewelry'

Sylus didn't even have the chance to ponder over the sudden message further when he was suddenly startled by another barrage of notifications - yes, plural notifications.

'Four million was charged to your Credit Card at M&Hs'

'Six million was charged to your Credit Card at Nebulas'

'Eight million was charged to your Credit Card at Zapple'

Despite the deadpan expression on his face and his usual nonchalance silence, the slightest quirk of his brows were enough to give away his bewildered reaction to seeing such random transaction alerts on his card.

He doesn't recall making any on-hold purchases and certainly didn't give the twins any permission to spend any after the last time they went all out using his card in the past.

Which means only one person would be bold enough to overspend his money on a whim like this and his eyes instantly flickered in amusement when another transaction message came through his phone.

'Thirteen million was charged to your Credit Card at Abyssal Attire'

Seems like a certain kitten is on a wild spending spree.

Observing the transaction alerts, Sylus let out a low chuckle, ignoring the strange looks from his business partners who continued on with their discussion.

His sole attention now was you - his lovely kitten spending all his money with reckless abandon.

As his thumb hovered over the icon of your picture on his phone, he couldn't help but grin at the large purchases you made - given the fact you had always been reluctant to spend on his card before despite the countless times he had reassured you that he wants you to use his money to your heart's content.

Sylus, without a doubt, always wants the best for you. Even when you nagged him on buying such expensive gifts before, yet that will never stop him from spoiling you rotten.

Though.. he wondered what sparked this sudden influx of random purchases this first time around?

With his interest now piqued towards you, Sylus strode out of the conference room without a care in the world, especially when said discussion had led to no satisfying result on his end, thus he neither bothered about the frustrated and flabbergasted looks of the businessmen as he made his way along the hallways of the building.

Luke and Kieran, who's been by his side the entire meeting, automatically followed their boss out. Both brothers exchange curious looks from behind their masks with a shrug. Though they had great knowledge that only two things could spring their boss out of his usual routine - an unexpected ambush or well, you.

And it seemed like they were right on the nose as they watched Sylus’s thumb pressed onto the screen of his phone before bringing the device close to his ear, an amused yet genuine smile curled on their fierce leader's lips as he called out your name.

"Is it just me or a certain kitten is behaving quite impulsively with her spending today?” His voice held a steady yet teasing affection tone, his mind already picturing your smug expression at overspending his money. “This is a first, sweetie.”

"Oh look who finally remembered me!" Your voice snapped, the snarky and sarcastic response made Sylus pause in his track in surprise.

Before he could say anything, you cut him off, your voice faux innocent under a thinly veiled anger from the other line. "To think it took blowing your credit card to call me after making me wait for you the past THREE hours, you better have some explaining to do mister!”

To say you had left Sylus utterly speechless would be an understatement of the century, but it quite frankly did as your unexpected anger left his mind reeling in both confusion and worry.

Even his brief frozen state wasn't left unnoticed by Luke and Kieran, both could heard your snappy voice from the other line and they know an unhappy Miss Hunter equals to a agitated Onychinus leader, so they quietly watched in as Sylus slowly recover from his initial surprise before turning his attention back to the phone call.

“Kitten.” Sylus blinked, a frown forming on his lips, "I don't recall us having plans today? And I'm out of town for the time being as well.”

There was a sudden silence from your side, and for a second there Sylus thought you had hung up on him but your next words made him even more confused.

"Wait, what, I thought Luke and Kieran said you'd be free for the weekend and they'd told you about our date for today?"

At the mention of the twins, Sylus's head immediately snapped towards his henchmen who visibly tensed up. It didn't take long for Sylus to put two and two together that Luke and Kieran had pulled another of their mischievous pranks on you.

Oh but this one is definitely going to cost them their four months worth of paycheck for making his kitten angry at him.

"It seems like the twins have made a mistake. I wasn't aware of such plans today." Sylus's voice dropped low and dangerous, a flicker of annoyance as he shot the tensed twins a hard glare.

Though, knowing it would be no use to him to be mad at them at that moment, Sylus paused briefly once more before taking a deep breath, calming himself down. "I assure you, sweetie, I would never intentionally forget anything, especially when it's about you.”

There was another stretch of silence before you spoke up again, your voice softer and apologetic, wincing in guilt for assuming he'd purposely ditched you when that wasn't the case. "I'm sorry.." You sighed quietly. "I just.. I was looking forward to seeing you today and I.. I missed you, Sy.."

His annoyance instantly melted away at your confession. He understood that his work often kept him away, leaving you feeling neglected at times and he wanted nothing more than to rush to your side and hold you dearly in his arms. You always had a way to tug at his heartstrings and even then he relishes at the admission of you needing him as much as he needed you.

"I'll make it up to you, right now. Anything you want, name it." Sylus emphasized seriously, already giving Luke and Kieran a look of command. Not needing any further words as the twins bolted off to prepare his private jet to head back to Linkon.

"Well, you could start by allowing me to strangle those twins." You chirped, your voice brighter now yet held intentional malice mostly directed towards his loyal henchmen for tricking you with false information regarding Sylus's work schedule.

"And cuddles. I expect to see you at my place later tonight for cuddles or else I'll empty your entire bank account." You demanded sweetly, with a clearly joking threat but given you had waited three whole hours like a fool in public, you were tempted to do it again if Sylus bails on you twice in a day.

Your laughter tinkled over the phone, a lovely sound that never ceases to make Sylus's heart swell with blissful affection. The business deal be damned and he'll handle the twins' antics another time, for now, all he wanted was to go back to you.

Sylus chuckled, a warm smile tugging at his lips despite himself as he made his way up the building's rooftop. He knew his kitten was quite a force to be reckoned with, and yet such side of you made him drawn to you even more than ever - oh, he couldn't wait to see you again soon. "Deal. Cuddles it is, and you have my word, sweetie, I'll be at your doorstep by tonight. As for the twins, well, I'm sure they'll be begging for mercy by the time you're done with them.”

Back to your awaiting loving embrace.