#…don’t tell my wife

[cecenyss]

Concept: someone did once suggest Inumaki learn Japanese sign language, so he did.

And then he just used it to sign out onigiri ingredients

[bruciemilf]

Hal saying goodbye to Bruce before going to get his ass beat by Jason (he made a motherfucker joke. the batkids didn’t know they were dating) :

[muckyschmuck]

if youre a vampire how come u got the sun all up on u dont you ever fucking lie to us agai

[valkyurii]

how she sees me

how i see her

[impuls1veworm]

Toji seems like an arrogant, playboy type, but in reality he’d be such a good husband to you. Once this man has truly fallen for you, you’re never getting out of his grasp, not that you’d want to anyway. He’s yours mind, body, and soul. You could jokingly ask to paint his nails and he’d plop down beside you holding his hand out.

You mentioned in passing this one purse you want? It’s on your bed waiting for you a week later. You’re not sure how he got it and you don’t think you want to know.

Not to say there won’t be rocky moments, but Toji makes sure the two of you sit and work it out before the night ends. Happiness wasn’t something he experienced often when he was younger, so now that he has a chance to experience it everyday, he’s not letting it go.

[foldingfittedsheets]

My beloved wife is not just a doctor of acupuncture, they also have a Master’s in both English and German. Language is their jam. To their eternal suffering, I do not have perfect grammar. When prompted they said it’s “fairly acceptable” on a day to day basis.

But I do have quirks that make them quietly grit their teeth. One of them is my indifference to differentiation between “is” and “are”. On multiple occasions they’ve tried to explain to me when I misuse “is,” and generally I can’t even parse what’s upset them. They gave an example of me asking, “Is there pickles in the fridge?” rather than the correct “Are there pickles in the fridge?”

They’ve told me that to pacify the editor in their brain they’ll mentally correct my sentences and that’s usually enough. Tonight it was me saying “There is other narrators,” in reference to a series we’re reading. When they pointed it out tonight it was to say that “are” would have been correct because there’s multiple other narrators.

“No,�� I countered, “I was trying to use ambiguous language but there is really only one other narrator, so in my mind I knew that and spoke incorrectly because I knew it was singular but the sentence implied it was plural.”

This incensed them further (I also don’t know the difference between further and farther and the mnemonic is just as unhelpful to me as the one for stalactites and stalagmites.)

What’s funny to me though was that I asked about my use of “kind’ve” that people got worked up over in my 20lb ass post. “Doesn’t that bother you? It’s blatantly wrong.”

“No, that’s just a colloquialism, it’s fine.”

[the-hilda-librarians-wife]

Hearing about drama in other sides of the fandom is wild like what do you mean Hilda Twitter has a major predator issue and Hilda Reddit is queerphobic. How did that happen. At what point down the fandom evolutionary line was there a division so catastrophic that while we’re here like “lalalala let’s play with OCs and make funny new crackships!” those other guys are committing Literal Crimes. What happened to Vibing.

[coffinlordcrafts]

You heard him, nothing to see here! 💙⚔️

[mcnuggyy]

God im gonna miss LA, where am I going to go see t-boy wrestling, trans pole dancing, gay night market pajama parties and queer figure drawing classes in Manitoba smh 😭😭😭

[casstelli]

how it feels to not really like the sonic movies in the fandom

[rozecrest]

no for real where did gucci get that leash

[priarity]

i feel so bad for 1600s men. imagine not being able to enjoy having your ass handed to you in a sparring match with your woman. like what’s the point.

[bloos-bloo]

I would like to apologize to the guy I was playing pressure with earlier for confusing the fuck outta them while I kept referring to me and the angler as star crossed lovers and my wife

[pennyserenade]

guys we have to take peaky blinders from the straight cis men i’m not even fucking around. i have like five more weeks of school left but after that i’m about to go strong with this agenda bc tommy shelby can’t be understood by them they way he needs to be understood. he’s trapped! they’re thinking his toxic masculinity is a good thing! they watched him try to kill himself sixty times between the years 1924 to 1934 and they thought ‘we need more men like that.’ they don’t know anything about his white horse and the purity of childhood he’s been chasing his entire adult life. they don’t understand the injustice of it all. it doesn’t make them sick to their stomachs!!!

[poopiefart420]

WHO WANTS A DUMP OF PHOTOS IVE DRAWN/MADE SAY MEEEE!!! 😇😇😇😇

(This is also my excuse to share my ocs)

[madsmilfelsen]

so anyways Rust met Claire when she proctored his GED exam