#…… whistles nonchalantly
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What if I just… *takes IMP from impulse* OH- that’s uh… okay then.
oh no!! he is now just a regular guy. his name is now guypulse
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#whistles nonchalantly#rottmnt separated au#separated leo au#red rover au#polls#turtle thoughts#crossover au
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❛ 𝘪 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸, 𝘪 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘦𝘴 — 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙥 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝙨𝙤𝙬. ❜
𝓬 𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓼 . . . ships as songs.
002. sasha lukin & wolfram wagner. ┊ ┊⋆ ┊ . 𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍 by 𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐓𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐍.
@aresenics !
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Lovely weather for it and by "it" hehe well let's just say dabbing innocent young Victorian sailors. 💦🔪🩸
#Translation: I took a wander down Regent's Canal in the pishing rain today#It was very pretty! My rubbish pictures don't do it justice!#I was also interested to note just how shallow it is all the way along - the internet tells me it's about 5-6ft max.#So now of course I'm highly amused at the thought of the poor Real Cornelius's death being incredibly underwhelming in reality#Before I had pictured him disappearing into the murky depths and being carried off by the current never to be seen again#But now I've visions of him just flopping haphazardly into the muddy shallows and just NOT GOING ANYWHERE#So E.C. just has to sort of awkwardly shuffle away from the scene of the crime whistling nonchalantly all the while#The Terror#The Terror AMC#Cornelius Hickey#Sillyposting#Oh so very silly
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kinda- kinda guy to try or even succeed at wiping out their whole world to stop the spread of something tremendously powerful spreading to other worlds. kinda- kinda guy to do that-
#tma#doctor who#ninth doctor#jonathan sims#mag 200#whistling nonchalantly#landscaping your mind chapter one#the magnus archives#tma spoilers#episode: dalek
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What if we were two girls and we wanted to beat tf eachother and strangle eachother but it was kinda gay?
Haha jk............. Unless....?
#sabine wren#shin hati#cass' gay ass art#wolfwren#ahsoka show#star wars#digital art#blood#injury#btw this is a sticker you could totally buy just saying just putting out there#kicking my foot against the ground whistling nonchalantly#sorry i forgot to post this one around Valentine's i have brain worms you see
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i love ianto i need to see blood get splattered all over his pretty face
#ari opinion hour#ianto jones#or‚ you know#other things#coffee. alien slime. ketchup perhaps#a pie#whistling nonchalantly
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wait i cant believe i shared the late night kms thoughts last night and not the late night im probably a lesbian bc i was thinkin abt ranma thought
#really atp it might just b an unspoken detail about me i refuse to buckle down and claim bc im chicken. giggles and laughs#im probably [fill in] but i dont have a job rn so idrc abt it etc etc etc etc#i was thinkin ingen about akane and then my mind just wandered to other only slightly related topics that made me think more abt it#kae.txt#just dw about it right now thats what ill say ^_^. whistling nonchalantly
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Would you ever write a story where Dylan or a Dylan character tastes their own spunk and maybe some pegging? 👉👈
Isn’t it really hot when men aren’t afraid of their own stuff. 😳
I mean...
#dylan o'brien imagine#dylan o'brien fanfiction#*whistles nonchalantly*#listen...#I feel so seen right now#E X P O S E D#stop looking at meeeee#ahahha#but yes#the answer is yes#yes I would#trashy writing
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People be shipping Uzi and N like they don't feel like a minor with an adult then be calling Frans gross
#undertale#frans#sans x frisk#frisk x sans#yeah im a bit salty#its the way Uzi and N are written#the writers intentions of wach character respectively#and those intention conflict witb the intention of ship teasing for fan service#along with a lot of kids who cant read between the lines and comprehend#most ship the two innocently and thats forgivable#but that doesnt mean theyre off the hook for interpreting basic things#genuinmy gives me the ick#and the show writers know this so they're avoiding age reveals and will probably say Uzi is 19 and N is only 21 or something#to save themself. or never reveal and just nonchalantly whistle at the mention#im ranting for no other reason than self validation lol#thank god i dont have a huge following or influence on people
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[[Please pretend this is anon]]
Kit, your patience and perseverance are unmet. You are worthy of trust and you are capable of so much more than you think <3
Thoughts meme maybe?
"That's very lovely of you to say, nonny. I'm not sure I deserve such nice words but, I thank you for giving them to me. In return, I'd like to say that I believe most people we encouter have these traits. Maybe they're not always immediately apparent, sometimes they are hidden beneath hurt and pain but, given the right occasion and person, they can have the chance to shine through".
#worldofsenelfy#although it's totally an anon lol#*whistles nonchalantly*#thanks for this#it made Kit smile a very lot
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* — 🔪 🌳 🚀 🌻 ( kal & lucky ) !
. . . 🔪 a hateful text.
july 16 — 2023 x games park finals.
[ 2:23pm ] i swear to fucking god suárez [ 2:23pm ] are you actually psychotic ? are you fucked in the head ? [ 2:23pm ] do that again and i'm getting you fucking banned fr. i'm not kidding. [ 2:24pm ] stupid AND selfish. they shouldve disqualified you. [ 2:24pm ] stay the fuck away from me.
. . . 🌳 a happy text.
august 19 — at a skate competition. lucky just completed a duo run with another skater & nailed it.
[ 9:43pm ] nice
. . . 🚀 a goodbye text.
november 23rd, 2023 — ( couple months in the future, in-game. )
[ 10:20pm ] hope u have a good holiday. say hi to ur bro & sis 4 me
. . .🌻 a worried text.
august 28th — kaleo is in hawaii, visiting home for a bit before the school year begins.
[ 8:43pm ] [ link : instagram post — a video of lucky skating posted to thrasher's instagram page. ] [ 8:43pm ] didn't i fucking tell u last time i saw u to wear a fucking helmet ? [ 8:46pm ] please. for the love of god. kids look up 2 u. don't be an idiot.
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“You are …” And Kurjak is a shameless thing, as he saunters closer; it’s a deliberately slow once - over, one he does in a way that Artemis can obviously catch. He wants to touch; he’s bold, but considerate, and raises his left hand. If Artemis will allow it, Kurjak will gently settle his hand at the center of his chest. “... Something else entirely.” / for the fluster meme HEHE monsterloving time 💜
𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞 <𝟑 (with @kurjaks!)
Ah. There... is a moment of silence that passes between the two as the other makes his way towards the demon. This was... unprompted, as far as Artemis had been aware. Had he done or said anything in particular to warrant such an interaction...? He could not remember. He was confused... but he dare not let that show-- well, as much as it possibly could for him anyway. The Shopkeeper stands his ground, though remains relaxed even as Kurjak places a hand upon his chest. The demon blinks down at it, head tilting just so. Visibly questioning his intentions, unthreatened as of yet. "Indeed." Artemis says, quite plainly so. Seemingly unfazed, and he was-- for the most part. He was not at all adverse to touch, as others may be. Though that may come from not being able to quite FEEL it as others do... "How so?" A stupid question in many respects, but a warranted one. Prompting Kurjak to elaborate further so the demon could gauge how precisely he should proceed with the interaction.
#( asks )#kurjaks#( ft. artemis )#:) hehe#jhghujgfd for him knowing kurjaks makes a job out of killing strong creatures - he is oddly unfazed by this#also him in general ?? he's WEIRDLY at ease with him.... for now ! who knows what the future would hold gfjgdjfg#kurjaks babe im so sorry - the man cannot feel anything TGYHUJFDJFD#hes ?? used to peoples curiosity#and he is by no means oblivious to the blatant flirtations but jHFDGHDF hes ''whistles nonchalantly pretending til he cant''#also just slight uuuhh whats the word -- IDK assuming he touches bc <3 artemis do be allowing it
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[ID: a black text on a white background which reads;
Madness as a defence against terror. Madness as a defender against grief. /End ID]
Susan Sontag, As Consciousness Is Harnessed to Flesh
#described#*whistles nonchalantly* oh man this is such a normal and beautiful day to not to be feral about these words#denethor
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If anyone deserves to sling massive hog its andrew minyard
#my post#i know in my heart matt and kevin are in the changing rooms like mine is bigger duh and andrew walks by nonchalantly and whistling#in order to be the most aerodynamic neil has a pu- *gets wrestled into a black sedan*
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gimme a hand
okay so i saw a silly tiktok abt how guys take nudes wrong and thought our lovely best friend reader could help eddie take some !! i am a little tipsy so pls excuse any mistakes
mdni. 18+. smut. like, literally just smut. fem!reader x eddie. modern au
“so.. how are things with you and.. whatshername?” clicking your fingers in his face.
eddie scoffs, batting your hand away, “chrissy is her name,” correcting your childish behaviour, “and it’s good, we’ve been.. texting a little,” shrugging nonchalantly.
you and eddie had been best friends for years, though these hang outs were few and far between now. both too busy with the perils of adult life to sit around and smoke weed all day, like you used to.
that meant that your relationship had skewed a bit, no longer as close as you once were. though you still tried to feign an interest in his, mostly nonexistent, love life.
he understood though, your life was far too interesting to care about the very small roster of girls he was seeing.
“texting?” you exclaim, stubbing the embers of the joint out into the ashtray, “so you haven’t seen her since?”
eddie shakes his head, realising that what he had thought was an exciting update, was actually just a pathetic retelling of a long text thread.
“i think we’re just.. testing the waters,” brushing off your disappointment. he contemplates even telling you anymore but what kind of a best friend would he be if he didn’t at least tell you all the details. “she sent me pictures the other day,” wriggling his eyebrows.
“pictures?” a slight mocking tone to your voice that he doesn’t like, “what kinda pictures?”
his face scrunches up, cheeks flaming red, as if it wasn’t obvious. “you know.. naughty ones.”
you whistle, blowing the air from your cheeks in the most sarcastic manner, “naughty pictures.. wow eddie, you’re really moving up in the world. did you send any back?”
his head dips, regretful of ever sharing this with you. you had never had a lack of choice for guys lining up for you. even back in high school. of course you wouldn’t understand.
“no..” shrugging again, “i don’t.. don’t know how.”
“you don’t know how to send nudes?” utter shock rippling through your voice, “didn’t i teach you anything?”
“not how to send nudes!” he hits back, getting increasingly frustrated that you’d rather mock him than help him get laid for once.
“i can help you if you want,” you offer, “i don’t have to watch.. i can just.. guide you?” proposing the question as if it were a completely standard conversation for you two to be having.
“really?” his eyes bright and full of hope.
eddie really liked chrissy, she was sweet and the times they had hung out, they got on well. he just wasn’t equipped to match her flirting, afraid he’d overthink himself into losing her.
“sure,” you smile, grabbing his phone as you stand from the couch, “come on,” beckoning for him to follow you down the corridor to the bathroom.
you bundle into the trailers tiny bathroom, poised in front of the mirror with his phone in hand.
“you stand here..” you instruct, guiding him by the shoulders, “you need to get hard,” grinning as you look at him through the mirror, “i’ll stand outside and just.. tell you what to do, okay?”
eddie’s too high for this, wondering how you’d gone from a joint and a couple of beers to now helping him sext the girl he liked.
you disappear outside, shoving his phone into his chest, the knob clicking quietly as the realisation of what the hell he was doing sets in.
“so..” he poises, swiping onto the camera, posing himself in the dirty mirror, “pull my pants down, right?” wanting to make sure that he got nothing wrong.
“yeah, but not all the way, just like.. a little bit.”
okay, he thinks. tugging his sweatpants down just beneath his balls, his boxers following suit. he was getting hard just thinking about it, the fact that you were instructing him what to do wasn’t helping.
his fingers wraps around the base of his cock, pumping his fist a few times, stifling the groan that had settled in his throat.
this was already weird enough, he didn’t need to make it weirder.
“okay..” his voice quivering, “what now?”
you tut, “pull your shirt up.. or off, it looks bad otherwise.”
eddie does as you ask, taking his shirt off and tossing it into the floor with the rest of his dirty clothes. he peers at the image through the screen, inwardly cringing at how stupid he looked.
“i don’t know,” though his dick was already stiff, aching for him to continue. “i look stupid,” he frowns, attempting to position the phone differently, although nothing seemed to help his pathetic stature.
“no you don’t,” your voice rings through the door, “now you gotta pose it.. make it look good, sexy.”
his eyes squeeze shut, wishing you’d stop talking with that low growl in your voice. this was for chrissy’s benefit, not his. getting off to the sound of your voice while trying to arouse another girl was not the plan.
eddie exhales, opening his eyes to reposition the phone, closer to the mirror. his fist begging to move and finish the job.
nothing helped, in fact, it looked worse than before. chrissy’d block him if he dared sent anything like this.
fuck, he felt like a pervert. this was wrong. twisted.
“have you done it?” you call.
“no,” he gulps, frowning at the image of himself in the mirror.
you huff, knuckles wrapping against the door, “i’m gonna come in, okay?” giving him no time to think before you appear next to him in the mirror.
your eyes fall straight to his cock, widening every so slightly, “wow.. okay,” chuckling awkwardly as you snap back into it. “you have to..” your hand lowers his phone, straightening the camera position for him.
his breath is jagged, on the edge of exploding and splattering all over his bathroom. whatever buzz he had had from the weed had dissipated, replaced by the hazy tingly sensation of your hand near his cock.
“and then..” you look to him, in person this time, not through the safety of the mirror, before wrapping your fingers around the ones that were still lingering around his cock. “do this..” voice trailing off into a low whisper, using his fist to pump his already leaking cock.
a strangled gasp leaves his mouth, heat searing through his body. mind too fuzzy to truly comprehend the shit he was seeing and feeling.
the heat of your body presses against his back, delicate fingers still travelling the length of his cock, “film it,” not once letting your eyes fall from the side of his face while his stay firmly on the mirror in front.
maybe this way he could pretend it wasn’t real, that he was just watching some video and you weren’t actually jerking him off by-proxy.
eddie, ever obedient, presses the record button, sighing into his phone as your his hand continues to move.
his knees almost buckle, kept afloat by the sound of you panting into his ear. it was almost too much, his brain collapsing into itself as your hand takes over, ignoring the phone in his hand to continue making him whine and quiver like that.
the weight of your body presses him into the cold china basin, eyes travelling from his face to his dick and right back up again.
you could’ve told him to jump right now and he would’ve. other hand reaching around to grab onto whatever part of you he could get a grip on.
your lips trace against his neck, lingering against the skin. he couldn’t keep the phone straight, the video would just be some big blur of him groaning and the sink. not that it matters. not while you’re touching him.
“is this good?” you ask, breath tickling against his ear.
eddie nods rapidly, “good.. so good,” fingers twisting around your shirt as his eyes flutter closed. “fuck,” he gasps, the phone slipping from his hand onto the counter when your thumb circles the tip of his dick. an otherworldly feeling he had never been able to feel before.
“yeah?” you grit, pulling his hand, signalling for him to turn. his bones were jelly, body mailable and under your control. his back now pressed against the sink, foreheads pressed together.
one hand holds onto your hip while the other finds your cheek, lazily trying to connect your lips. your knee slides between his legs, spreading them just enough for your other hand to creep between and grab his balls.
“ohh shit,” eddie wails, kissing at your bottom lip, sucking at the skin.
nothing felt real, waiting for his alarm to pull him out of this fucked dream to a sticky puddle and a new perspective on your friendship.
your expert fingers fondle his balls while the other fists his dick, pre-cum making your fingers glisten and move with ease.
his throat squeaks, the most pitiful noise a grown man could’ve made, his bottom lip still latched onto yours.
ten years of friendship and yet the two of you had never even kissed before. wishing you wouldn’t have wasted so much time on actually doing it. a newfound adoration for the sweet taste of your lips and the friction of your palm rubbing against his cock.
“i’m gonna cum,” he babbles, stomach flipping, waves of pleasure crashing through his tingling limbs.
you don’t respond to his whining, your nose brushes over his as his breaths become shallow and staggered. a iron clad grip on your shirt as he teeters over the edge, hips stuttering into your palm.
“ohh fuck,” eddie mewls, bursting all over your hand, “shit.. fuck, oh god,” your eyes dark, gazing down at your hand still wrapped around him, somewhat proud of what you’ve achieved.
he lets go of his hold on your body, hurriedly trying to find the counter to ground himself. his head a million miles away on mars, his lack of thoughts disrupted by the sound of the water running.
chest still heaving as he braves a look at you, watching his release swirl down the drain. you’re chewing on your bottom lip, a sudden realisation that you had just made your best friend cum maybe. he doesn’t really want to ask. hoping you won’t regret it.
eddie picks up his phone, stopping the recording, his thumb shooting straight to the tiny trash can until you grab his wrist.
“don’t delete it,” a fire within your eyes, twisting the screen in your direction, “i wanna watch.”’
his finger hovers over the play button, looking to you though your eyes are trained on the screen, waiting for him to press play.
the video starts, shaky footage as the audio of his pathetic grunts and gasps fill the tiny bathroom. eddie can’t bring himself to watch, forcing himself to watch you rather than the video.
you’re smiling to yourself, smug at the sight of you making him crumble. he wants to be embarrassed, can feel the blood rushing to his cheeks and yet, he doesn’t turn it off.
“maybe don’t send that..” you remark, finding his eye, that mischievous sparkle that eddie hadn’t seen in years, reappearing.
he needed to feel you, in the way that you had felt him. cock already reawakening when your lips twitch into a smirk.
shit.
#eddie munson#eddie munson smut#eddie munson one shot#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson fic#eddie munson x y/n#eddie munson stranger things
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