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„Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING MENACE.“ The man says, holding the third cup of coffee for today…yet the scribbles in his notes looks like a cry for a better sleep.
#sleep deprived menace#craving affection and also SOME DAMN GOOD SLEEP#ray on the dash#•crackin time•#°° wounded soldier under the moonlight°° raymon re verse
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chat htey fuckin jumpscared me while im trying to do my assignment
#this isnt xmen related but it can be if i try#i think enjoying james mcavoy comes with the territory of being a cherik enjoyer vjaeLKe thems just the strokes i dont make the rules#snap chats#'snap i thought you were sleeping' i was lying but it wasnt in bed i fear fjaELKEJ#no my prof has our assignments due at 8AM so i do them the night before WHATEVER its just reading news articles#and they put this ad at the bottom and i was term searching and i got jumpscared when the page jumped right to it#i saw the movie opening night and it was. the goofiest thing. the movie partially but My Night Mostly#cause at the beginning of the week i told my ma i was going to see it and she- trying to be a mother for the first time- was like#'oh we should watch it together :)' but as the time approaches she's like 'i mean do we HAAVE to watch it horror's traumatizing....'#im so glad i didnt go with my mom i know she woulda soured the whole thing for me she hates me and everything i love#like miss ma'am go AWAY i just went with my brother and the theater was virtually empty so we kept crackin jokes jvlkeakj#I STILL GENUINELY ENJOYED THE MOVIE THOUGH i should watch the og sometime but this was a good watch .... a fun one even...#this movie solidified the fact i love it when james plays- as he says- 'devilish' characters it is ACTUALLY primo to my life#so funny cause my bro and i still crack jokes about and reference it i didnt think he'd care bout it after we left but vjlkjlkja#ok im goig to bed for real now im tired and i wanna get up early to do work BYE
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Me when one of you sends me an ask and it says “HEAR ME OUT” as if I don’t already have the most unholy can of worms ready to explode for all our ape men:
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can someone announce the wrong winner again or slap someone or something, i'm falling asleep
#need that excitement rn instead of another emilia pérez win or g*l g*dot sighting#oscars 2025#voted most talkative#the joys of time zones it's almost 4 am let's get crackin!!#no pun intended
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Felix telling a girl at that fansign she should drink beer when she visits australia, cracking me up a little bit
#she literally was like its my first time going to sydney and he was like DRINK A BEER#maybe she doesnt like beer felix </3 i dont </3#he just really wants to be crackin a cold one in syd. has to do it vicariously through the girls#different girl from the seungmin one who was talking to chan so i wonder if theyre going on a trip together or just coincidence#is it strange to wonder about random fansite girls and their holidays? maybe#im just nosy#hope those girls are havin fun regardless 🫶
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RevCo in Beavis and Butthead. :)
#revolting cocks#revco#crackin' up#beavis and butthead#15 seconds in is also me when I hear this song lol#we're rewatching the show (out of order) and this is the only time I remember them dancing while watching music videos#Youtube
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"Guess we can consider that another job well done." If only he could stop making the surroundings hotter in an already desert like region.
"Should have that special at Cheestopia today, I'ma have to swing over for a bite or two." Deluxe burgers that is.
An engine like his needs the appropriate fuel.
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chiyo vc: no one needs to know this much about me. i don't even need to know this much about me. get me outta here before i combust
#cracks my fingers#time to answer another ask to expose chiyo <3 asdfg#honestly though chiyo's usually so skittish about the topic of sex bc she knows a lot but also has little to no experience#so good luck to her partner you're gonna have to deal with a tomato-red chiyo and a lot of embarrassed laughter and hiding her face#i think it'd actually be a really cute and silly and sweet convo to have with her though :' )#anywayyyy gonna answer this hc ask and then get crackin' on that inbox/starter call!!#i had to be there to be loved | interactions#technically asdfg feel free to poke at her if you want <3
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thinking so many thoughts about transgender dysphoria blues coming out ten years ago, which is when I also came out, plus seeing LJG today a decade on and just having insane trans joy. fuckin hell it’s hard to explain lmao.
#genuinely forgot until today I’ve been doing this shit for a solid decade it’s mad#and she’s just. one of my inspirations of all time playing a lil venue near me. voice that carried me as a kid crackin out bangers#banger after banger. stupidly nice. my god <3#think I missed my coming out date cause it was around September/October time? near enough lmao
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This would be a great (read: horrible) time to continue my Crisis Core playthrough because next is the flower wagon and then after that
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#i told owen i wasn't gonna do modeoheim while he was here because i didn't want him to see me ugly sob#and he's at work right now so let's see if we can't squeeze it in haha#the worst depressive spiral i've had in like months TIME TO GET CRACKIN
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im quitting this job i swear i pinkie swear guys
#ramble tag#last day is the 6th!! for real this time#counting down the seconds...#despite this job doing everything it can 2 devalue and demoralize me ive actually developed hella confidence#like i survived this shitty retail job and i can do anything now actually#god is my oyster and im crackin him open like a clam#remember when i said having a job might make me more normal. opposite happened
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2019/early 2020 Ennie said, "fuck posing 5 rigs; I'm not doing this ever again!"
#clown behavior that's what that is#anyway i finished a sequence that involves 2 rigs -- and im glad i dont have to worry about them for a bit#so now time to get crackin' on this template and go from there#a text post#non sims
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You have such a unique and cool style?????. Teach me how......
I DONT KNOW?? Like. Really it was just. First off it was the skeletons with hair, most important part of my life ever... the other thing was just like 'I want this to be a little different from canon...' and uh it was also direct inspiration from other creators. Pretty sure u won't be seeing those anymore though because of the adjustments from nowadays and the people thinking skeletons with hair was such a stupid thing ehm....
#i dont think anyone remmeber that adjustments were later and making good bald skeletons in Gacha was a lot harder#and people still took the time to make themskeletons😔 or just an excuse to make them white/j#actually was abou to say not nm or error but like people did make them white too sometimes#scrambled#anonymous#crackin
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Merry Christmas!
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#⁺꙳₊❆｡⁺\(o>▽<o)/ ⁺｡❆₊ ꙳⁺#I hope you guys have a wonderful Christmas!#I wish I could’ve drawn some Christmas stuff‚ especially since it’s my favorite time of the year‚ but‚ oh well— next time!#In the meantime‚ I better get crackin’ on the drawin’ I said I’d try to finish before the end of this year!#I’ve been gettin’ distracted‚ n’ sometimes I just can’t push myself to draw‚ but I’ll try my best! : >)#Jingle-jibber-jabber
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oh right one final note of the house pest saga.
I would like to emphasize that my family isn't currently having problems with spiders and roaches invading the house. Genuinely haven't seen a roach in the house in at least two months, and a spider... think last time I saw a spider large enough to be scary was like a year ago, maybe? Though I rarely see tiny ones, even.
My house isn't infested with anything. HOWEVER. The mosquitoes and house flies are getting real goddamn annoying and seem to have a knack of flying into the house whenever we open the door to let my dog out into the backyard. Even then, I'm not living in a mosquitoey haze as I type this out.
"Ani why are you clarifying this" I dunno just felt the need to.
#out of queue#ani rambles#house pest saga#that being said one of my favorite ways to kill flies is by waiting for them to get trapped between the blinds and the window and then just#BANG BANG BANG trying to smush em on the blinds#my mom hates it though because the blinds are white but yknow what I hate more? FUCKIN HOUSEFLIES#second favorite activity is trying to kill them by slinging around a dish rag#i feel like indiana jones crackin his whip at his enemies smackin it around on the counters#do I miss most of the time? yeah. all the more satisfying when you finally get the motherfuckers#also while im rambling in the tags two years back the house flies got REALLY BAD outside for no clear reason#so we put up one of those like. Sticky traps for flies outside. and it worked great!#until we accidentally caught a gulf fritillary on it#(pretend I know how to spell)#my mom saved it but she made a joke about me planting flowers to lure butterflies to a sticky tubed death and i felt bad#so we stopped using the sticky tubes#but those fuckin 'put thesebags up to trap flies' bags work fuckin wonders#they smell rank though
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