#•crackin time•

[nightlyvisitor]

„Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING MENACE.“ The man says, holding the third cup of coffee for today…yet the scribbles in his notes looks like a cry for a better sleep.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

chat htey fuckin jumpscared me while im trying to do my assignment

[the-monkeies-girl]

Me when one of you sends me an ask and it says “HEAR ME OUT” as if I don’t already have the most unholy can of worms ready to explode for all our ape men:

[regulus-regent]

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[aguineapigcouldntdothis]

my one true dream is that one day i will find the perfect angle, speed, and strength to crick-crack and pop one of my joints. this will cause all pain to dissappear in that joint. i will be able to recreate this motion throughout my many many shittily built joints and i will be more or less free from chronic pain. this will literally never happen but please let a man have fantasies

[faunandfloraas]

Felix telling a girl at that fansign she should drink beer when she visits australia, cracking me up a little bit

[blackchantilly]

RevCo in Beavis and Butthead. :)

[astrxlfinale]

"Guess we can consider that another job well done." If only he could stop making the surroundings hotter in an already desert like region.

"Should have that special at Cheestopia today, I'ma have to swing over for a bite or two." Deluxe burgers that is.

An engine like his needs the appropriate fuel.

[flamingkorybante]

My darling, my incense, my wedge, my weapon, I dare you to want everything that you want. With your eyes full of earth, your belly full of stars, your cunt full of wonder, Take my hand, put your hand in my jaws, let the yes inflate inside your teeth. Eat the fruit, don’t eat it, it’s nothing to me. I just want you to be full of something. If you decide you want to put your feet on the trail I walk You have to shed all your old stockings and peel yourself raw Until your juice sinks into the earth, just a gentle rain at first And then a flood. I have eaten the fruit. I choked out the person they were trying to make me be, Laid her back arched like a cave mouth across the altar of my own pleasure And spilled her juice across the tongue of the earth. I traded my tits For a mouth that can open wide enough to eat the world, A noose of a body. What you do is yours; I am only here to make you know What can be. Darling, I dare you to want everything that you want.

-- Eden

[quietlyblooms]

chiyo vc: no one needs to know this much about me. i don't even need to know this much about me. get me outta here before i combust

[likelyrats]

thinking so many thoughts about transgender dysphoria blues coming out ten years ago, which is when I also came out, plus seeing LJG today a decade on and just having insane trans joy. fuckin hell it’s hard to explain lmao.

[one-winged-dreams]

This would be a great (read: horrible) time to continue my Crisis Core playthrough because next is the flower wagon and then after that

:)

[lazaruspiss]

im quitting this job i swear i pinkie swear guys

[enniewritesathing]

2019/early 2020 Ennie said, "fuck posing 5 rigs; I'm not doing this ever again!"

[personallysunny]

You have such a unique and cool style?????. Teach me how......

I DONT KNOW?? Like. Really it was just. First off it was the skeletons with hair, most important part of my life ever... the other thing was just like 'I want this to be a little different from canon...' and uh it was also direct inspiration from other creators. Pretty sure u won't be seeing those anymore though because of the adjustments from nowadays and the people thinking skeletons with hair was such a stupid thing ehm....

[todayisafridaynight]

lit cannot stress how much fuckability masato lost after becoming aoki like emo death is real and its so so tragic