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[ligmarx]

Why wouldn't you tell them, then? It sounds like telling them gets you a far better economic situation. The child becomes cheaper. As a result, you can spend money on things that really matter, like heroin.

you know what you shouldnt do? constantly tell your child how expensive they are to take care of. because eventually, that child gets scared of asking for money, and doesnt feed themself at school, doesnt go places with their friends that require money, because she doesnt want to be expensive. it really does get into their minds, that theyre too much money and that they shouldnt do anything.

[bugwizard4lyfe]

things i say about my cat (goose) that could also be said by a wizard about their ooze familiar

[tvlandofficiall]

[54prowl]

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[ligmarx]

Like life.

i love things that come in glass jars because once its over the glass jar is mine

[misteria247]

SFDGDGDFDFDFDFDGDGDGDGF-

THEY FUCKING KILLED THEM AND THE BEST PART????

THEY MUTUALLY AGREE TO ROB THEM I'M FUCKING HOWLING

[badlydrawnmanic]

[typewriter sounds]

[moricholic]

he wants that cookie so bad

[bruisedconscience-reblogs]

the secret life of zach & cody collectathon video game got me thru so many hard times & i also did not create an account i just had (implied) parental consent and that was all they needed back then,,, simpler times. rifp.

you used to be able to play games on cartoonnetwork.com . . . now every company's website wants to give you spyware and spread corporate propaganda but I REMEMBER when you could play a BEN 10 adventure game in-browser without so much as giving away your e-mail. people's heads should be on pikes for this

[ratman3and4yaoi]

If this post gets 15k 10k notes by my birthday (January 10th, 2024)

I'll turn this into a whole comic on Webtoon or Wattpad or some

@a-random-mooshroom @sweetface-the-dollbaby @xxstarryrosesxx @cloudxxiii @minty-cheese @t-is-tobi @moonystar2 @/anyone I forgot sorry :(

[wandererxiv]

when someone says "so tell me about yourself"

[royalgardensnake]

((I am not great at these, but when I say we might have to assume a closer relationship for a meme that much is doable (but if I don't know the other character well, we'd likely have to discuss beforehand, to figure out how they might've gotten to know each other, figure out what they have in common, etc.) ^^ ))

This has been on my mind for long but I’m gonna do this - please reblog this if you’re comfortable with pre-establishing relationships. I do not mean “met at the grocery store two weeks ago” or “have a common friend”, but rather stuff like “have been best friends since kindergrden”, “go for a beer every friday”, “friends with benefits”, “dated in highschool”, “hate each other’s guts because -insert reason-”  etc. Something meaningful (but not necessarily shippy) and I mean with muns/characters you have not interacted with, because I cannot believe I am the only one who prefers jumping right into the heart of the human interaction.

[violent138]

Bruce finds out the reason he and Clark didn't date so long is because Clark figured he was an incurable floozy who was allergic to commitment. So now every time there's a rumour, a hint of any of that or someone that would bother Clark, Bruce goes overboard.

Clark, spotting the man coming off the elevator at the Daily Planet and doing a double take: "Bruce what are you doing here?"

Bruce: "You weren't answering my calls."

Clark, slightly worried: "Yeah I got busy. Is everything--"

Bruce: "Whatever you read already, it's all lies--"

Clark: "Say what now?"

Bruce: "I was holding her jacket for her, that's it. She's dating my cousin, okay, and they've been together for like four months--"

Clark: "Slow down, what are you even talking about?"

Cat Grant, suddenly walking over: "Mr.Wayne! How fantastic to run into you like this--"

Clark: "Oh no, no, Cat he's just about to leave."

Cat: "--care to comment on rumours you're expecting a child with--"

Bruce, loudly, while pointing at Clark: "I love this man."

Clark: *turning red*

Bullpen:

Cat Grant: "Well my day's getting better and better."

[tvlandofficiall]

[54prowl]

hope everyone's having wonderful lust-filled thoughts over fictional men today