#“yes this is all happening in minecraft. why do you ask

[moonthehybrid]

Needs to be said

Alright so,

I'm not fully back I want to finish some things before I do.

But I want to say this and set a bit of I guess... rules- Not really the word I want to use but I'm going to.

I am fully done with the MCYT community/fandom

And by that I mean I am no longer interacting with the fandom other than certain community's in Tumblr.

I will still post Minecraft stuff (hermitcraft, life series, empires) because I want to. I'm not having the fandom ruin what I enjoy.

Yes. I know the Skizz situation, I have talked about the Skizz situation. But he apologized and owned up to it and also HE HAS QUEER FRIENDS. And also considering people in my area have been JUMPED and KILLED for showing their views, I can understand why he did not say it live. And no I will not bring up the mods because he hired those mods about 5 years ago for their work not their views. They work for free and it's not simple firing someone than hiring 2 new people over night. Yes, I have read what they said on twitter but I dare someone to bring up one good person on Twitter. Oh you did? Let me search up that person I bet I can find any dirt on them cause that's what the internet is. You guys only bring it up now to hate. I know how you work.

Don't bring up how easy it was for Jimmy to say it, HE ISN'T AMERICAN! I know people WHO WERE KILLED for having a pride flag in America. IT IS DANGEROUS.

I am still a skizz fan until he does something arrest worthy.

Then some other things happened while I was away.

Opened up Tiktok to find out Lizzie will not be in the next life series. Which is fine! she says she's working on content that you all watch so.

But people have been getting more personal and saying "is she pregnant??" NO! Can't a female CONTENT creator not be apart of something to take a break and/or work on CONTENT you all watch! It sickens me that people would even thing this! and if it ends up being true good for her but it should NEVER get this personal and it's a PRIVATE matter!

And finally, apparently people are now suggesting things like "kissing Scott" as a members goals to JImmy.

And you guys wonder why some creators hate their fans?

These are REAL people with REAL LIVES! Not your oc's, not some characters on your phones or tablets or computers, they are REAL ALIVE PEOPLE!

Jimmy is dating a WOMAN and Scott has a BOYFRIEND! You all are SICK for taking your shipping fantasy to this level and asking the REAL people to do this! Even it was for a joke IT'S NOT FUNNY.

I was praising this fandom for its "respectful" community but I take it all back. You guys are JUST as bad as the DSMP fandom. I said it, and I mean it!

We do not deserve HALF to ALL of the things these people gives us. And you all need to know that.

As for the new "rules"

I will no longer take any drama. If I see anything to do with drama it will be deleted. Until these people do something arrest worthy I will follow them and do art of them as much as I want.

I will still be doing art of these Minecraft servers. I will still draw Skizz.

I am not letting this fandom full of hate and disrespect stop me from liking what I watch.

As I have said in my past post you can hate me. You can send hate. I will read them but I will not reply.

This fandom is full of hate and drama so much I don't care anymore.

And yes this is selfish. I fully know that it is.

But I'm not going to lie, I. do. not. care. anymore.

I wish you all a good day and night

A happy pride month

and a happy birthday if you have one today

My content will consents of rants about certain things like headcanons and stuff (one about the fandom I wrote 5 days ago and will probably post first)

And art and maybe animation.

That is all.

And I will hopefully post in a couple days.

[kxsagi]

Can I ask for bllk boys x reader movie night headcanons? Like what kind of movie they like to watch, who gets emotional watching, who falls asleep, something like that you know.

(Plz include Isagi, Bachira, Nagi, Reo, Rin and any others you want, hope I didn't bother you 😅)

Btw I stumbled on your blog a few days back and have since been obsessed with your writing!! 🥰🥰🥰 You make the characters so human, like I can totally see them doing what you write!

"𝐚𝐛𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐚"

a/n: thank you so much!!! that compliment means everything to me 🤍 hope you enjoy this bae

ft. isagi yoichi, bachira meguru, nagi seishiro, mikage reo, itoshi rin

𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐢 𝐲𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢 ⚽️

movie choice: 

prefers feel-good sports dramas or anything with a plot that inspires him to be better. 

sometimes watches those cheesy inspirational movies where the underdog wins against all odds. 

loves a good action flick but also enjoys some rom-coms or wholesome animated slices of life films (studio ghibli) to wind down. will suggest something uplifting for the mood. 

during the movie: 

gets so into the plot, especially if it involves teamwork or growth. you can literally see his eyes light up when the underdog team starts winning. 

gets emotional at the motivational speeches in sports movies. don’t even look at him during those scenes because you know he’s probably holding back tears. the same goes for emotionally heavy scenes where a (good) character is crying.

secretly hates scary movies. he’ll pretend to be tough, but will need to hold someone’s hand when a jump scare happens. 

falls asleep?

no. this man has no chill when it comes to movie night. he’s hyper-focused, watching every second like it’s a game. probably rewinds scenes to catch every detail.

𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐮 🐝

movie choice: 

will suggest something that makes him laugh or something totally random like “monster movies” because why not? 

loves animated films, especially anything whimsical, surreal, or outlandishly funny. something with a lot of energy. 

if he’s in the mood for something deeper, he’ll choose something like a trippy art film that has an abstract storyline (so he can pretend he understood it). 

during the movie: 

is the main character. he��ll laugh loudly, talk to the screen, and get way too involved in the movie. 

gets emotional, but only if it’s a movie that gives him that unexpected warmth. something sweet, like a character finding family or overcoming obstacles. 

will probably make random commentary throughout, and his reactions are either overly dramatic or hilariously chill. 

falls asleep?

yes, 100%. but it's not because he's bored, he just falls asleep like a content baby after being entertained for 30 minutes. and when he falls asleep, expect some snoring.

𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐢 𝐬𝐞𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐨 🎮

movie choice: 

prefers laid-back movies that are chill and don't require much mental effort. 

would pick something that doesn’t require him to pay too much attention, like a fun action movie or an easy-to-follow rom-com. 

doesn’t care about the plot. just wants to have a comfy time without overthinking. 

bonus: he doesn't like most live-action remakes of video games (would watch the minecraft movie though).

during the movie: 

absolutely silent. doesn’t comment or get overly hyped about the film, he’s there for the experience, not the drama. gets emotional if it's a super heartwarming or moving movie, but it’s rare. he’s more likely to be in a daze, enjoying the atmosphere. 

when the character is struggling, he’ll start asking you if it's okay to just skip to the good parts. or he'll ask you to put the movie in 1.5x or 2x speed.

falls asleep?

yes. almost always. you’ll look over, and he’ll be out like a light halfway through the movie, even if it’s a movie he picked himself. 

𝐦𝐢𝐤𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐨 💸

movie choice: 

super into high-quality movies. something luxurious like period dramas, or anything with an extravagant budget and beautiful cinematography (crazy rich asians). 

loves a good thriller, psychological drama, or something with a bit of depth. not into silly stuff, but he’ll occasionally pick a rom-com if he’s feeling lazy. 

enjoys watching movies he can brag about later. “i watched this independent film with an amazing director you probably haven’t heard of.” 

during the movie: 

watches very intently, analyzing the plot and dialogue. probably already trying to predict the ending, just to impress you. 

doesn’t get overly emotional, but he’s quietly affected by anything deeply artistic or tragic. 

may give you a “look” if you ask for popcorn too loudly during an intense scene. 

falls asleep?

nah. he’s all about the aesthetics, so he’s glued to the screen. if he does fall asleep, you’ll see his eyes flicker a little bit, and then he’ll wake up, embarrassed. “i wasn’t asleep.”

𝐢𝐭𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐢 𝐫𝐢𝐧 🖤

movie choice: 

picks horror (obviously) that is action-packed, high-stakes, and intense. think action thrillers or violent, gripping psychological dramas. even documentaries based off of true stories.

might throw in a random indie flick to keep things “fresh,” but it’s always serious movies with a lot of tension. 

would never pick a comedy or rom-com. he’s all about the deep, dark stories. 

during the movie: 

stoic and quiet. he’s not there to chat, he’s there to watch. 

gets unexpectedly emotional during movies about loss or revenge, but he hides it. you can tell he’s clenching his jaw. 

tends to scoff at the overly sentimental moments but won’t outwardly show it unless you push him to comment. 

falls asleep?

nope. this man does not fall asleep during a movie, not even if the plot drags on for an hour. he’ll probably zone out when things are slow, but he’s still mentally locked in. 

© 𝐤𝐱𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐢

[shiny-kaibernyte]

Arven Headcannons (Romantic)

No warnings: Just pure fluff

There are a few general headcannons in here and a couple of how i think him and Nemona's friendship would be. But its 90% fluff. I actually wrote WAYYYY more than what's in this post but i didn't think people would want to read an entire Essay. So here are a selection!

This man cannot bake for anything. Give him a grill and bread, he will give you a 5 star meal. Give him a whisk and a cake tray, he will burn the house down. So don’t expect a homemade cake on your birthday. Or at least don’t expect one from him.

He was Smitten with you the moment you agreed to help him on his Titan Quest. Reluctantly or joyfully, hearing you agreeing made him fall head over heels for you and he didn’t even know it. Maybe that's why he tried extra hard on those Sandwiches. 

Arven and Nemona used to fight over the best friend position, You’d usually have to stand in the middle of them to prevent their Pokémon battles from spilling into personal ones. Arven would later claim the Boyfriend card once Area Zero was dealt with, Nemona was very pleased to cement the best friend spot.

You are the only other person who's allowed to take Mabosstiff out on walks. You're his person, so you get the puppy. Nemona and Penny both tried, it resulted in Arven throwing a tomato at Nemona and Penny slowly backing out of the room. He did mourn the tomato though… he wanted that tomato.

Arven isn’t necessarily Protective, but he is observant. He will defend your honour and voice with every ounce of his being. But he also isn’t a violent person, that's what Pokémon battles are for. 

That being said, if something did happen to you, especially if you fell ill. He would go to hell and back to find some way of helping you. He already proved that much, just don’t bail on him if he needs you most.

Love Language: Gift Giving + Quality time.

If he can, he will SPOIL you. He never had someone love him the way you do. Show him the kindness and compassion that makes his heart sore. If he could give you the world. He’d hand you the Galaxy on a silver plate. But until he can find a Cosmo. A plushie will have to be done for now.

He is not a morning person at all. The only reason you will ever find him up before midday is for one of two reasons: A teacher told him off for being late and he’s only got 1 more warning before another suspension OR Mabosstiff dragged him out of bed by the ankle and forced him to go outside. There is no other reason.

Terrible at video games, absolutely horrendous. Dude can’t even play Minecraft without throwing the controller. Penny tried to teach him how to play Stardew Valley, he got angry at Pierre for the backpack price and hasn’t picked up the game again. Though he’s happy to watch you play and will hold down a button if you get tired. Never ask him to play though… unless you need to laugh, then ask. 

One time you tried to put a bow on Mabosstiff ‘s head. With no recollection how or why, it somehow ended up in Arven’s hair. You have now learnt Arven can rock a manbun and a sparkling pastel pink bow. 

When you first stayed the night, dude slept like a board. He did not move a single cell in his body. It wasn’t until you were resting your head on his chest that he actually moved. He has since loosened up, but it took a while for him to trust himself enough to even touch you when you slept. 

He cannot Flirt. You cannot tell me otherwise.

He bought you both onesies to wear on movie nights. Yes he has to have a Saturday movie night with you or he gets grumpy. 

Sometimes Arven will bring you lunch or make you breakfast so he knows you have eaten at least something during the day. Plus he also uses it as an excuse to see you smile but he will never say that to your face. Only Mabosstiff.

Dude is terrified of Cetitan. Ever since the "mountain incident" Cetitan is his greatest enemy. Arven tries to act tough and unafraid to impress you but, Grusha has and will continue to use this fear to his Advantage any time Nemona drags Arven to the Mountains. You totally didn’t make a deal with Grusha and Nemona, that isn’t something you did… Wink wink.

You don’t borrow his clothes, he donates them. There have been numerous occasions you have opened a drawer or wardrobe to find one of his numbers, jackets, vests, anything! Just something new of his somewhere for you to have. He will even buy different sizes if you prefer baggy shirts or snug shirts.

He remembers everything and yet nothing at the same time. You ask him what day it is, he’ll look at you like you just asked him to explain calculus to a class of year 1’s. Ask him your favourite movie!? Arven will go into excruciating detail about everything to the point you’d think he directed it. Nemona and Giacomo once held a quiz night on Arven just to test how much he did remember. Dude remembered nothing about anyone else, except birthdays… he’s good at that. But you dude could write your autobiography. 

Dude has zero fear of heights, once Miridon learnt how to fly, anytime Arven would join you, he’d always sit behind you so he could hold your waist. It’s been a little thing of his ever since Area Zero, he can’t not do it. Even if he’s the better driver; Dude will sit behind you as an excuse to just hold you.

Almost No PDA he is a private person. He does lean on you though or will stand behind you almost like a bodyguard. If he does touch you in public it's usually a reassuring hand on the shoulder, on the small of your back to guide you somewhere or your arm locked into his. He isn’t a hand holder, he usually is carrying something or needs his hands free so he does subtle stuff instead.

[milkingtonthethird]

GAMER!BSF!GRAYSON who has a massive crush on you.

WARNINGS: gn!reader, fluff (just in case you thought there wasn’t)

- He was never really into Minecraft, but you suggested a server to decompress from competitive online games.

- He loves it.

- Would definitely break your bed and put it next to his, saying some cheesy shit like, “I get lonely.” You don’t humor him, though eventually you give up because it resets your spawn point.

- He sees it as you liking him back.

- He would have a diverse playing style, but that’s only because it’s you. Oh, you want flowers? He’s spending an unholy amount of time getting the right ones. Need a lot of iron? You won’t see him in a few hours.

- He leaves you cute little signs if you aren’t on at the same time.

- Will learn how to build cool things just to see your reaction. He’d deny any remarks about him watching a tutorial.

- He isn’t sure why, but seeing you in a Nightwing skin has him flustered. A lot of bonus points if you have no clue that it’s him.

- He definitely has a mouth on online games. It’s honestly surprising how many insults he can come up with.

- Though, if you do some dumb shit, intentional or not, he wouldn’t utter a word. It wasn’t your fault you walked into an obvious claymore.

- If you’re doing good, expect praise. Or really, really questionable things.

- “Oh my God, you’re so hot,” with an unneeded breathy tone or, “Please kiss me.”

- He’d convince you to get matching gamertags.

- If you verbalize wanting anything, like skins or even a game, he’ll get it for you. It doesn’t matter that you don’t want him to waste his money on it, you’re getting that overpriced Valorant bundle.

- Sometimes, you both just sit in Discord calls, talking or watching something.

- Or falling asleep.

- Well, you specifically. He loves it. Loves when your voice gets noticeably softer, more tired. He always talks more quietly, as if he’s trying to lull you to sleep.

- He’s a night owl—usually you aren’t. He’d just busy himself with things, keeping his headset on just in case.

- He perks up like a dog when you unexpectedly mumble something, asking him how he could let you fall asleep.

- He’d just grin.

- Obviously you come over to hang out, or vice versa.

- Who knew he’d lose a game of Mario Kart just so you can tease him?

- He likes when you both do your own thing, barely any words uttered. He’d lounge on his bed, Switch in hand, while you play on his computer.

- He’d get distracted, though, opting to just stare at you. How your hands work on his keyboard, how your brow creases in focus. You honestly forgot he was there, so yes, he’s going to observe you with little hearts in his eyes.

- They aren’t often, given his busy schedule, but sleepovers. You don’t plan on it; you keep saying you can pull an all-nighter.

- Ends up with you “resting” your eyes for a moment.

- And Grayson, being very smart, would sit close enough just in case your head fell onto his shoulder. When he knows you are absolutely knocked out, he’d press a soft, light kiss against your head, shifting carefully to get you more comfortable. It’s hard to continue playing when you’re not doing it, too.

- He’d take you to any nerd-related event.

- He isn’t sure why you keep bringing your wallet—he’ll pay. It’s all worth it to see your giddy smile.

- Though, he can’t complain if you get him the giant Lapras plush he’s been eyeing the entire time.

- No, he doesn’t think it’s your child. And he definitely doesn’t cuddle it at night. Nope.

- Super busy conventions means hand holding. It’s also an excuse to put his hand a smidge too low on your back.

- He looks confused when you point it out. Do you want to get lost?

- Expect a ton of pictures. Moreso of you. He’s just too lazy to ask someone to take one of both of you.

- He’ll stand in a long ass line for a signature from whomever you want. He’s only pissed off because VIP passes slipped his mind. Silly Grayson.

- If you happen to be a cosplayer, he’s in charge of fixing your clothing, taking pictures of you with fans. Hell, he’d even touch up your makeup, if you want.

- You didn’t ask. He’s good at his makeshift job, nonetheless.

- A touchy person holding you a little too personally? A glare. A touchy person still holding you a little too personally? He’s still going to take the photo, just after he moves their hand off of your waist.

- God forbid anyone harasses you.

Note: I lowkey want to do a NSFW version of this but idk 😭

[ramblingautisticman]

Here is part 1 of my new series 'And They Were Gamers!', a series in which Logan and Wade play video games and be cute and gay- enjoy!

I'll be posting it here and on A03! I've got about three-ish chapter ideas/things I'm writing, any suggestions or idea please comment!!

(Based on this post!)

(Tagging @ineffable-monster-romancer because you gave me the idea for the tiny house and flowers!!)

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It had started simply. Wade scrolling through YouTube at 3am due to insomnia, and wasn’t that how most things started?

He was used to staying up late, his body refusing to give in to the tiredness running through him. Logan had tried to get Wade to sleep easier- tried to find a way to get him relaxed enough to pass out- but nothing had seemed to work, so he did continued to do what he always had, didteacting himself with his phone until he either fell asleep or it was morning.

Eventually, he moved from tiktok to Youtube, and after awhile he found a video that seemed interesting. Something about a game called Minecraft. He had heard of it- the kids at the mansion had talked about it briefly when he was there a few months ago- but he had never actually seen it. So he pressed play and lay in bed watching it, finding himself quickly enamored in the video.

Before he knew it, he had spent the next 5 hours watching videos and looking up the different versions, and quickly it had become something he needed to play.

It seemed like a fun little time waster for when he couldn't sleep, plus, it seemed very relaxing compared to the other games he enjoyed.

So when Logan finally stirred, Wade had quickly started rambling about it, telling him anything and everything he could about the game- coming up with 100 and 1 reason as to why he should buy it- and even if Logan had no clue what was happening, when he left to go shopping and left Wade to watch even more videos about this game, he threw in the copy of Minecraft Wade had wanted (and yes, he had to message Laura to ask what one Wade needed for the switch thingy he played on, and spent a good hour being annoyed at how many different versions of it there seemed too be).

When he came home, Wade had helped bring the groceries to the kitchen, spending the whole time talking about a video he had watched about someone making a castle in the game- and by the end of his ramble- the only thing left in the bag had been the game.

Wade had nearly exploded with excitement when he saw it, quickly wrapping his arms around Logan in a bone crushing hug and thanking him about 50 times, before grabbing Minecraft and rushing over to his Switch.

And that was Wade for the next 3 days solid. It was all he did, and thank god they had no missions, cause honestly? Wade would've probably just taken the thing with him.

Luckily, Logan found his excitement over it cute so he was allowed to get away with not doing much else. And it seemed to be helping Wade when he couldn't sleep which was a bonus.

After about a week, Wade had greeted him at the door after walking Mary Puppins, tears in his eyes as he held the screen up for Logan to see.

"My dog died!! I had him since the first night! And now he's dead and I didn't even get to finish the dog house! Stupid fucking skeleton shot him!! I'm such a bad dog owner! Don't let Mary near me!!" He cried, tears now rushing down his cheeks, a frown on his face.

And Logan really didn't know what any of that meant, but he didn't like Wade being this upset. And he didn't like hearing him think he was a bad dog owner. "Hey, it-s okay- you are a real good papa to Mary." He said softly, gently holding the dog closer to Wade, watching as she licked his face.

It seemed to help alittle, Wade gently holding her with one arm, kissing her forehead before looking back to the screen of his Switch. "I wanted to make him a house...I was so close to getting a nametag for him.." He muttered, looking back up at Logan with those big sad eyes that made his heart ache.

"I'm sorry baby, why don't we cuddle up on the couch? You can show me the monster farm thingy you were making, yeah? Maybe you can get another dog?" He suggested, gently guiding Wade to the couch and gently sitting down, listening as Wade slowly explained that the monster farm was called a 'Mob Spawner', and that he didn't know if he could find another dog because of where he lived.

Logan thought that maybe it would pass in a few days, but Wade was still heart broken about his Minecraft dog, and Logan needed to fix it. So, he devised a plan. Well- him and Laura.

It seemed that Wade had messaged her about it, because she knew exactly what Logan was on about when he had sent her a text for help. Initially, he just thought that Wade could find another dog, and even though that was technically true- Wade didn't seem very happy at the idea of going and getting another one. Something about not wanting to go exploring and loosing all his XP if he died.

So Laura suggested something else. She had suggested that Logan learn to play it so that he could go and find Wade a dog himself. Which made him very very confused. He wasn't good with technology- had only just figured out smartphones- but he wanted too. Wade deserved to have his dog back, and here he was, sneakily using Wade's switch to try and learn the game.

It took a few days to get the controls down, but Logan quickly got used to them- and honestly? He began to understand why Wade loved it so much. The relaxing music, the cute animals, the addition he was gaining to mining.

Now, playing it himself, Logan understood why Wade had gotten so upset when his dog died. It was easy to get sucked into the game- to shut your brain off while collecting wood or getting attached to a chicken you managed to hatch from a random egg- and it made him want to get Wade his dog even more. That, and play it with Wade himself.

It took another few days to get a dog. He had to wait for Wade to go on a mission, but as soon as he left the apartment, Logan booted up Wade's world and got to work. He still wasn't good- he had to Google a few things- but eventually he found and tamed a dog.

Logan spent about an hour getting it back to Wade's house, and then proceed to spend another hour figuring out how to fish for a name tag. As soon as he started fishing, he realized that maybe he was enjoying Minecraft more than he had expected. It surprised him to enjoy a video game- he had only ever really played a few in the 80s with the kids at the mansion- but here he was, 4 hours later still playing.

He hd originally just wanted to get a dog for Wade, name it Mary Puppins and be done, but he couldn't help but get more and more into it as he contuined to play.

At first he realized Wade didn't have an anvil, so he went mining for iron. Then he needed some more levels for the name tag to make sure he didn't used Wade's, so he went and killed some mobs. Then he decided to make the dog alittle house, even if it was just a square of wood, then he found some flowers and decided he wanted to decorate with them.

Before he knew it, Wade was opening the door and loudly announcing he was home. Logan tried to save and exit the game quickly- but as usual- Wade was faster than he was, quickly looking at Logan with a confused expression.

"What is this??? Your using technology beyond an old android? Am I dreaming?" Wade said dramatically, taking his mask off and plonking down next to Logan on the couch. "Wait...why are you on Minecraft?.."

Logan looked up from the Switch and over to the man sat next to him, blushing slightly, as if he'd been caught with his hand in the cookie jar. "Oh well- you seemed so sad about your dog- ya know? And I wanted to cheer you up, so I messaged Laura and she said about me finding you a dog so you didn't die with your XP, so I tried to join on a different profile thing but I couldn't, so I logged in on your one- I promise I didn't lose any of your XP or use any of it- and look! I found you a dog- and I called her Mary Puppins, and I even made her a house! Also, I found some red and yellow flowers, so I thought that would look nice....." He rambled, suddenly worried he had upset Wade. Should he of asked before he played? Did he mess the world up?

He held the screen infront of Wade- the same way Wade had done to him a week and a few days ago- and glanced at it, pointing at the little dog. "It's a grey dog, so I thought she kinda looked like Mary, ya know?.." Logan added, looking back at Wade, who seemed to be crying? Shit.

"Sorry- did I ruin it? I just wanted to help- I can get rid of the dog hou-" like usual, Wade interrupted him.

"Oh my god! Peanut! That is the most amazingly romantic thing that someone has ever done for me! You learned how to play it- and then got me a new dog?? And you got yellow and red flowers to decorate? Our colours!? You are the most amazing boyfriend ever!! I'm going to keep her so safe in her adorable little house and-and I'm buying you a Switch and we are going to play together and make a house together and we can put our beds together!" Wade rambled, somehow with on breath, and Logan couldn't help but smile widely at his excitement.

He kissed Wade's cheek softly before handing over the console. "Yeah, that sounds good...I've already been looking at one actually- Minecraft is really fun. And I'm glad your happy." Logan said softly, laughing alittle at how stupid it was he was nervous about this. It was a video game, why did he need to be anxious?

"Oh, I am buying you whichever Switch you want, I'm buying you Minecraft, and we are going to spend the weekend making the best house ever." And honestly? Logan wasn't going to argue.

[silverware-drawer]

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🪷 quackitieeee 🔁 elmar1an4

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es lunes 😏 alguien quiere ser mi novio 😜

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IT'S TUESDAY YOU CHEATING BITCH FUCK YOU

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yes ok I am waiting in the bedroom

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okay give me a couple of minutes

🪷 quackitieeee

what the fuck is wrong with you guys

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🥵 peterparkoier 🔁 cellbo

🔪 cell-bites

você vai se arrepender disso nunca esquecerei o quão saborosa sua perna era

furryfury999-deactivated38192947

Umm. . . .what the fuck ??

garbage-meister-deactivated92929947

why the hell are people in the notes acting like this is real lmfao did you idiots forget that people LIE on the INTERNET

horsey-of-coursey-deactivated848291083

okay, but has nobody noticed how this lines up perfectly with that insane alcatraz breakout that was in the news last month, only this was posted first??

garbage-meister-deactivated92929947

i'm dying y'all are so fucking dumb LMFAO

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STOP TAGGING ME THIS POST IS A THOUSAND YEARS OLD I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO THIS IS

🥵 peterparkoier

ENIGMA DO MEDO 😱

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Get you a man with two hundred and twenty seven alt accounts that are all in constant danger of being banned for hacking

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God damn, hit on by Philza Minecraft himself, never thought I'd see the day 😳

🪺 philza Seguir

Lmao nah mate but I am hitting your gym. Give me ten minutes

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Hell yeah

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🥵 peterparkoier 🔁 4ever-420

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PHILZA

--VERIFIED PRESIDENTIAL POST--

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CARALHO BAGHERA DONT REBLOG THAT IT WAS A DRAFT I DIDNT MEAN IT TO POST

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I don't know what youre talking about forever, it was a verified presidential post ?

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lmfao

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HOW DO I DELETE OTHER PEOPLES POSTS

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FUCKING CUCURUCHO GET RID OF THIS BANNER RIGHT NOW

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🥵 peterparkoier

nem fodendo 👀

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🥵 peterparkoier 🔁 missa-not-missing

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extra pics of the cake process because lulah told me to post them o7

Link

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CHAYANNE YOU'RE SO TALENTED

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Missa :D you finally back in wifi range?

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YES I AM COMING HOME RIGHT NOW

Thirty minutes!!

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. . .you good mate? It's been hours

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PHILZA HELP I FELL IN A HOLE

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🚇 tubbohell 🔁 philza

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L+ratio well played gf

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@kocwillrock

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SHUT UP GO GET KIDNAPPED

🚇 tubbohell

am I missing something since when does etoiles have a girlfriend???

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HOW IS HE GOOD AT EVERYTHING ITS FUDGING BEANBAG TOSS

🪑 what-the-muffin

hey foolish what does étoiles use when it rains

🪑 what-the-muffin

. . .a cucumbrella 0_0

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foolish

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foolish

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foolish

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Hi bad :D

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Hi forever :D

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foolish

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foolish

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foolish

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foolish

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🥵 peterparkoier 🔁 ⚠️ pactriggerwarning

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If you want free GEGGS come to the GEGG factory under the statue of GEGG

🎼 wilbur-soot-official ☑️

i fucking hate gegg

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???

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this is the only thing he's ever posted?!??!??????

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TU IN INFERNO PECCATORES ET IMBECILES SERA TU TUAM TUAM MISERERE CAELUM IGNEM PLUET ET SANGUIS TUUM IGNIS SIT NON ESSE TE VENIAT ARBITRIO TEMPESTATEM VENIAT ET NUNQUAM TE STULTI OMNES LUDIBRIBUS TUA RETUSUS OVIS ET RETUSUS FERRARIA ERIS OMNES MORTUUM ESSE ACTUTUM USQUAM VALE ET EGO NON REQUIRO

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what the hell

[lookinghalfacorpse]

/dsmp /rp

cuddling with dream and the many possibilities, scenarios, and obstacles you may encounter. don't let him read this. a guide by technoblade.

i'm about to blow your minds with how complex this is. i'm a master at my art (sleeping), alright? i'm an experienced craftsman (at sleeping), i perform at my best in all locations (with naps, mostly) (yes, even in the obsidian box), and i'm very good at cuddling. i'm practically built for it. i would never, ever think about writing a guide about how to cuddle with philza minecraft (or anyone else, really), but this squirmy little guy is different.

-the best approach is the Sudden Drop. walk over to him, no matter what he's doin, and just drop onto him and stay there. spare no body weight. he'll probably think it's a bit funny, and that's why it's the best one. he's more likely to humor something if it's a good bit, and having a giant piglin treat you like a sofa cushion is a GREAT bit. he'll laugh.

-(the second best approach is when he's upset or panicking or crying, and you can see him grabbing onto himself. normally that means... idk, that he wants held? Or he wants to hold something? i'll sit down, slowly, and wrap 'im up. he'll latch onto me. hard. fingers twisting my fur-- the whole nine yards)

-otherwise, he's shy with his hands. a few times now, i've grabbed his hands and put them somewhere on me because he was just, like, hovering them awkwardly. like, cmon, man. i'm laying my whole body on you, what part of your hands do you think is gonna bother me.

-but, come to think of it, sometimes he's afraid of my hands, too. if i move them in the middle of the night. if i lay them somewhere sensitive, like his sides or the small of his back.

-another scenario: he might approach me, too. i thought it'd never happen. you know that feeling with the stray dog is finally close enough to sniff your hand and you stay super still so you don't scare it? That's how i felt. he normally just walks over and leans on my shoulder, and i still can't tell if that's all he wants or if he's asking me for a better cuddle. more experimentation is needed here.

-location is key! in all scenarios, near the wall is best. i think of myself as a secondary wall and kinda close him in- if sam were lookin', he'd only see me.

-(he's so little. he's SO little. was he always this thin? i'm gonna crush the kid.)

-expect the unexpected. sometimes he'll hit you. sometimes he'll start to cry, and sometimes that means you need to let him go, and sometimes that means you need to hold tighter. it's complicated. but everyone needs it, especially dudes bein tortured in a box, so it's worth the effort.

-(sometimes i need it, too. i'll admit it, i'm scared.)

[sl3epyaf]

WHB kings as stupid/random things I've done in minecraft

First post is a shit-post, do I care? No, not really

Also includes some headcanons-

I've highlighted the things I've done with bolded letters and just added the rest

‧₊˚✧[Satan]✧˚₊‧

Saw the skulk shriekers and thought "I can take the warden in a fight"

I Got clapped (and traumatized but knowing Satan his ass would NOT get traumatized).

Teleported back for a rematch, got clapped again

Satan would 100% repeat the process until he finally beats the warden. (Or until the monitor gets broken tbh..)

Satan would 100% play on hardcore until he dies and punches his monitor- and then he'd repeat the process all over again, Gehenna stores who sell gaming equipment are happy to take his broken set up and then give him new ones for free.

‧₊˚✧[Mammon]✧˚₊‧

Forgetting/not using a shield

Tbh I feel like most of the kings think that their powers transcend into minecraft so instead of bringing a shield Mammon brings.. himself and fists-

Most of the time I forget to bring a shield and when I do it just sits there in my inventory so I feel like that'd also sort of apply to Mammon too

He'd 100% look at you like "How come my powers arent working?"

‧₊˚✧[Leviathan]✧˚₊‧

Not wearing armor

He would've 100% commissioned someone (Or forced you.. either way works) to make him into a minecraft skin and you best believe he isn't gonna cover his ass with 'armor', he doesn't need it. :)

So that's how he dies often which results in Hades devils getting hung if you're not around.

At least Levi's smart enough to know he cannot use his powers- so that's why he insists on getting the most op sword (More like having you or Foras farming for it)

‧₊˚✧[Asmodeus]✧˚₊‧

Breeding too many sheep so they're the only thing you can hear near your house

I wish I was joking but in my- and my friend's defense we wanted more colorful wool.

You know this mf would do this with every single animal. I hope you have a good PC/Laptop, you'll need it

He'd name every single animal too with nametags so he'd ask you for more than a few of them considering he's not gonna search for them himself

Asmo is a 50/50 about whether or not he knows his powers dont work in game-

‧₊˚✧[Beelzebub˚₊‧

This is gonna be the longest, everything I've done feels Beel coded

You know damn well mf forgets his way back to his base (assuming he made one-) cuz he keeps exploring and he is the reason why keep inventory is on- so if he gets too lost he can do /kill without losing his items

Either of the next two things can also happen:

He is the reason why there are phantoms every night, his ass does not sleep and only runs around

He sleeps every night and sets his spawnpoint in random places so he has no way of going back to his base unless someone teleports him

He'll get distracted by MANY things in minecraft so it wouldn't be shocking if he threw his enchanted diamond shovel into lava (Yes I did this- I've also thrown my netherite sword in lava :( )

He'll set up a chest somewhere and then die- therefore his stuff is now in the middle of fucking nowhere.

This mf would also not wear armor- scratch that- the only thing Beelzebub would remember to bring is fucking food. He'd also think that his powers work in game.

‧₊˚✧[Belphegor]✧˚₊‧

Bro would be so asleep he hasn't even opened the game about 90% of the time

He'd go AFK (Fall asleep) in a not safe place, therefore he gets clapped

‧₊˚✧[Lucifer]✧˚₊‧

Name 3 chickens after the three remaining seraphim (I have a sign that says "Here lives the three twink seraphim")

Knows his powers dont work in game and is judging the other kings for thinking so

He would most likely try and recreate all of Paradise Lost in minecraft-

[herofics]

PLEASE write a comfort geto fic, preferably for fem but neutral is fine, just him comforting in anyway possible

A/N: It's life with the steel chair! At my head… multiple times in a row… with excessive force, lol. Non curse AU with Geto. The reader and Geto are not living together. I've also got this, this, this, this and this comfort post for him.

For the last four days, you'd done nothing but play Minecraft, along with the necessary things like sleeping and staying hydrated. Though the little sleep you had gotten, had been haunted by nightmares and your neighbors having loud arguments past midnight. So all in all, it had not been a good week for you.

Geto had been incredibly busy with work for the last week, so he hadn't had much time for you. He felt bad about it and now that the work week was finally coming to an end, he would be able to see you.

He had told you a few days in advance that he would be coming over on Friday, but you had totally forgotten about it before he texted you that he was on his way. You sighed. Were you up for seeing him? You hadn't taken a shower in days, and your apartment was a mess. Dirty laundry was strewn across the floor and you had like five different water cups next to your bed. You decided to take a quick shower and at least collect the dirty laundry into the hamper.

"See you soon" you texted back, before getting to work.

When your doorbell rang, you hurried to collect the mail from in front of the door before opening it. It was mostly a bunch of advertisements and sale slips, so you just placed them on your dining table, intending to go through them later, before hurrying back to the door to open it. You checked the peephole just in case, and saw your boyfriend standing outside your door. You took a deep breath and opened the door.

"Hi Suguru" you said as you opened the door.

"Hey love" he said as you stepped back to let him in.

Geto could immediately tell there was something wrong. You looked tired, and you had bags under your eyes.

"Everything okay?" he asked as he set his bag down and took his shoes off.

"Yeah. I'm just kinda tired, my neighbors have been keeping me up at night" you told him.

You weren't even really sure what the hell was going on with you. Yes, you were tired, and what you had told Geto wasn't a lie, but it wasn't exactly the whole truth either. You were just exhausted, and executive dysfunction was kicking your ass. You had been trying to get things done, but your brain just wasn't having it, and recently you had just gotten tired of fighting it constantly.

"That's been going on for a while now, hasn't it? Have you made a noise complaint?" Geto asked as you walked further into the apartment.

"I've emailed the building manager, and she said she'd send them a notice, but it helped for like two weeks, and now they're at it again" you sighed.

"I'm sorry you haven't been getting enough sleep. You could come to sleep over at my place" Geto suggested.

"I appreciate the offer, but I'm not really feeling like going anywhere, sorry"

"No worries" Geto smiled as he sat down on your couch.

You sat down next to him and leaned your head against his shoulder. It was nice having him there. You'd missed him more then you had realized. Suddenly you felt like absolute shit. You hated that you got like this sometimes. Why couldn't you just function like everyone else? Why did everything have to be so hard? Geto didn't deserve to deal with all your shit, he shouldn't have to deal with it. You moved away from him a bit and took a deep breath. You could feel him looking at you but you couldn't look him in the eye.

"Suguru?" you asked quietly.

"Yes love?"

"I… I think we should break up" you muttered.

Geto was stunned to say the least. Had he done something wrong? Had something happened?

"Can I ask why you're saying this now?" he asked very seriously.

"You shouldn't have to deal with all my crap, that's not what you signed up for. I haven't been doing well for a while now and I've been trying to keep it together but it's getting harder every day. I don't know how to deal with all this anymore" you sniffled.

"Oh love…" Geto sighed and moved closer to you, taking your hand. "I signed up for all of you, and that means the bad times too"

"I don't want to end up hurting you if I can't deal with my own crap" you started tearing up.

"You could never hurt me" he said and brushed the back of your palm with his thumb. "If you truly want to break up, I'll respect your decision, but I'm not going to leave you alone with this. You shouldn't be alone if you're having a hard time"

"It's not like I want to break up, but I don't want to be a burden" you asked as you started crying quietly.

"You're not a burden, you're the person I love, and I'll take all that comes with that" Geto smiled, placing a hand on your cheek and wiping away a tear from your cheek.

You just broke down sobbing. You felt like you didn't deserve him. He was such a good and kind person, and you were a damn mess a lot of the time. You were so happy you had him in your life. You finally raised your head to look at him, and all you could see in his eyes was love and worry for you.

Geto wasn't about to leave you alone with whatever it was you were going through. You'd been together for years, and he wasn't going to just abandon you and let you suffer alone. As long as he was able to, he would always be there for you. You'd gone through bad times before and even though it had been incredibly difficult sometimes, you'd gotten through it together. You would get through it again.

[theobsessedcookiefan]

https://www.tumblr.com/theobsessedcookiefan/758178391877910528/im-not-deadd-so-i-was-thinking-about-how-would?source=share

Now I can't stop imagining a story/possible story series if you like this idea enough....a human iseaked into the cookie world and the begining is like...y/n wakes up from gingerbrave and the others waking them up and they are like 'ok....this human is ours now' then...onward to hilarious eating scenarios where....well I can already imagine:

Cookie: gingerbrave! Gingerbrave! We have good news and bad news...

Gingerbrave: what's the good news?

Cookie: the human we just adopted and decided to take care of isn't trying to eat anyone that's alive.

Gingerbrave: that's good...I'm glad they have morals. Wait, what's the bad news?

Cookie: they keep trying to eat random items instead.

*off in the distance.*

Herb: STOP TRYING TO EAT THE TREES!!!

Y/n: *just chewing on the tree...*

Herb: GINGERBRAVE! Y/N IS DOING THAT THING AGAIN!!!

(Bonus if you want: I also can't help but imagine whenever they go adventuring or something....gingerbrave has to put y/n on a harness child leash in order to hold them back from trying to eat random stuff...like if you want a funny scenario:

Gingerbrave, talking to a fellow cookie: yes, y/n is a sweetheart and really loves talking to cookies but it's true they have a bad habit of, hold on one second. *they turn to y/n and yank on the leash* y/n no! No eating the dirt! *turns back to the cookie* so as I was saying-)

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I LAUGHED WHILE READING THAT LMAO.

So yes, I'll do it because guess what? Cookie run hiperfixation came back like William Afton. I gotchu bro

This'll be kind of interactive btw.

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Okay, let's make a quick recap, you remember installing a silly game of cookies out of boredom and getting totally obsessed with it, it's okay, it's fine, it's not that big of a deal, younger you was obsessed with Minecraft after all, but back with the cookie game, maybe playing it on the bus stop wasn't your best idea, considering it made you get hit by it, okay that was definitely stupid of you, your parents always told you to pay attention to your surroundings when going out, you should've learnt that from all the pokemon go incidents. But focusing on the present; if this was the paradise your grandma told so much about then you should give her extra points, it was really pretty, a forest, blue skies with some clouds and green grass that looked exactly like those in movies, it was too perfect! But in the second glance, why were you slightly bigger than the trees? More importantly.. Why the trees looked so good?.. Was this the vegan's heaven? Or was this hell where you were forced to become vegan? Either way the trees were small, the bigger ones reached your forehead.

Keeping that in mind you sat down, thinking about the whole thing that was happening, were you really dead? If so then what were you supposed to do now? Then a sound broke your train of thoughts, voices? Wait.. You knew those voices. "Wait a damn second-" You thought, peeking through the leaves of the trees, taking advantage of the fact that you were sitting and they could cover you a bit, and what you saw made you speechless, why the heck were Gingerbrave, Strawberry Cookie and Wizard Cookie right in the path front of you?!

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What will you do?

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[duskstarskies]

Hii! Top 5 purple duo moments for the ask game ^_^

HI!!! and YES YES YES GES YES okay i love this sm. this question also gives me a chance to talk about season 3 more. i feel like s4 purples is more established and it’s kinda hard to rlly get them there bc its them in face of conflict, they are relying on their bond built up from former seasons and u can’t rlly evaluate them without knowing that relationship. I really do enjoy the rifts in their relationship tho it rlly confronts them with their flaws and stuff they Dont Really Talk About Ever. (bc they are so ok with just letting things be unsaid. kills them kills them kills them)

also this is not in order if i had to sort this out idk if i would be able to lol…

1 - walking on air in survival minecraft

This very well could be vitalasy’s personal “peak” on lifesteal (talking content not lore) and it’s awesome how much this derails him later on. This is where i think their relationship rlly starts to strengthen and develop, they literally huddle together to comfort each other to prepare to fight the revengers. It’s their first big-stakes plan working together, vitalasy had his dripstone (which subz helped with) but its both of them here since they both died to the revengers. i just rlly loved this video and i rlly loved purpleduo in here.

Also its vitalasy’s baby steps working with bending minecraft rules :3 it makes so much sense for him to escalate the glitches for s4, and why wouldn't it work out, s3 was such a success! 

During s4 deliverance, vitalasy makes an offhand comment about how “we rlly are walking on air” when theyre walking on barrier blocks to the final eclipse base. That's a callback to this. I love callbacks. how much times have changed since then…

2 - s3 deliverance

I kinda chose s3 deliverance bc i dont rlly talk about it ever and a lot of things have been said about s4’s already. And without s3 deliverance we would not have gotten s4’s. so it’s the blueprint!

It’s also very telling of subz and his thing for the past like every single action he does in lifesteal is so influenced by past events. and okay, like duh everything we do is based on past things that happened to us but it’s rlly the most apparent in him bc he directly references back to shit ALL THE DAMN TIME. u can tell how s3 influenced subz to plan s4’s deliverance bc he passes the goal of saving the server to vitalasy…

(in s3 vitalasy’s got this hero thing going on reviving everyone whos been banned, defeating clownpierce. So after he sacrifices all his hearts to revive everyone, he asks subz to ban him, to finish off clownpierece, his original last goal) 

since there’s very little footage and general canon stuff i rlly am out here making shit up. and i LOVE IT!!!!!

also subz fights with vi’s sword instead of deliverance in the final battles of s3 which is. Gugghhhhhhgghhggg.

3 - karaoke

one of my favorite vitalasy quirks is that he’s a singerrrrrrr it’s very endearing to me. and alot of the times subz kinda lets him do his thing yk (vi going, “just the two of usss, we could make it if we tried!” and subz going mhm mhm likeeee). there’s this karaoke stream that only exists in clips and its honestly such a ??? experience bc subz audio is delayed or something and he thinks hes so nonchalant #smh. i like that it was probably 100% vitalasy’s idea and subz just sounds like he wants to die. but he goes along with it anyway. very fun awesome purpleduo dynamic

there’s a canonical lifesteal boyband and vitalasy was lead… that’s also important to mention. there’s also this moment where vitalasy is singing the “l is for the way you look at me” song and he waits for subz to finish the line (the v and e part), subz doesn’t know it so there’s like an awkward silence and vitalasy gets mad at him it’s funny. right after [this clip] (context: zam and mapicc kill him again so hes on 5 hearts) vitalasy starts to sing cupid by fifty-fifty and subz just endures. he’s singing “i gave a second chance to cupidddd, now im left here feeling stupiddddd” with such solemnity it’s like wow… vitalasy you are so teenage girl. and subz is his best friend who can not rly gaf but shes stuck on the phone with him anyway.

and best believe if purples actually sang baby it’s cold outside for the lifesteal christmas album i would not be normal about that AT ALL.

i don’t know if this was a true “moment” it’s kind of a collection of them, i think it’s fun and it’s all the same idea so im counting it :3

4 - the meeting

I was going to make a whole separate post about this scene bc it freaks me up and also it IS THE FIRST TIME SUBZ DOESN’T AGREE TO HELP VITALASY WITH HIS PLANS OUTRIGHT… and he is so so so so scared about it, hes scared of vitalasy, hes scared for zam… I LOVE IT SO MUCH. and one of my favorite screenshots of them ever:

They’re looking at that moon from two completely different perspectives. Vitalasy thinks this is a chance for a “classical team up” while subz is at war in his mind and has the spotlight (moonlight) on him now. I love this scene so much it completely makes subz confront his undying loyalty towards vi and love for zam. which ultimately tears him apart. And him denying to help vitalasy on trapping zam in that box forevers while meekishly going “but u can… if it makes you happy” / “ur not like mad or upset i don’t want to...” / “i feel like if i say no im betraying him” ……………

This is honestly such an awesome awkward conversation between purpleduo and it highlights their differences soooo well u barely ever see purpleduo at odds LIKE THIS EVER i love it

“justice, revenge… they’re very different.” / “i could visit him!” ………Vitalasy.

5 - meow? meow meow meow! kitty4kitty. and also oomf uzukali’s art that i love forever ever ever ever evers

honorable mentions:

“if vitalasy jumps off a bridge im jumping after him” - the reason why i started posting clips of them tbh. like he said that shit so casually and it’s not meant to be that deep but it is. it means SO MUCH!!!!!!! fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u i hate you itzsubz. (said with adoration)

S4 end fight ^__^ subz knew vi was going to give ro and mapicc the hearts, he was still on his side even tho everyone else thought he betrayed for personal gains. WATCH THIS CLIP RIGHT NEOW. which honestly makes the rest of s4 so damaging bc this kinda shows vitalasy’s goodwill… n how it all turns on him later on. love it so much <3 vitalasy and his big fat stupid heart. also i just love s4 endfight in general, dualities sweeeep (also one of the best ls videos but u didnt hear that from me) (coming from a ls video enjoyer)

Ending minecraft’s deadliest assasin when vitalasy goes “i couldn’t even get myself to trust my best friend…” and its vitalasy asking if subz would betray him. Probably staged but it gets turned around in my head a lot… s3 where they’ve been through a lot already. But this was when nothing seemed hopeful. And they haven’t been through anything that could really tear them apart yet. It’s the doubt that lingers bc they’re still relatively new to each other… big big fan of that video in general.

(edit) oh my god i forgot about reunion. initiation of eclipse… vitalasy coming back after apo/dupe war… ough. and they kiss.

whenever they match each other’s freak. They are not normal about each other

[sometimescherwrites]

Fax Me

Luke Cooper x gn!reader

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content: luke being lazy, luke being a male manipulator (to Michael), reader and luke are both interns, fluff, reader hates luke at first, luke plays Minecraft, if it’s shit blame my illness

day nine of cher’s conversation hearts series!!

If you ever saw Luke Cooper outside of the office, it was on sight.

The two of you both interned together and lord did you wish you didn’t. He did absolutely zero work- the definition of pretty privilege, or, more likely, nepotism. If you slacked off in half the ways he did, you were sure Luke’s uncle would fire you instantly.

Luckily, you didn’t. And people actually liked your presence. Shit you hated Luke.

But Luke… did not seem to hate you. It started slowly. Getting your coffee order right. Being slightly more cooperative with you. Including you, whether you liked it or not, in his schemes. Such as making sure to sabotage everyone but the two of you.

He was an asshole, and beyond immature. But he at least was an asshole that seemed to listen to you- even if it were only you.

“What’s your play?” You asked, dressed in a typical excessive amount of red and pink as he handed you your coffee. The correct order.

“Its 6am.” He says, as if its self explanatory, “I’m too tired to be petty.”

That, you can at least agree on. You don’t typically come in at 6am. But Michael had insisted, saying he needed the interns in early.

“What do you think he even wants us for?”

He shrugs, ushering you impatiently over to his uncle’s office, “Dunno. But I’ve got shit to build.”

“Shouldn’t we wait out here like he said?” You really weren’t looking forward to losing your paid internship.

“He won’t care.”

“He won’t care about you breaking into his office to play video games. I’m not exactly granted nepotism immunity, Cooper.” You remind him with a frown, “I’m not allowed to pull stunts like this.”

“Yes you are.” He says absentmindedly, not looking up from his computer, “You’re the only one i listen to. They fire you, i become insufferable.”

“You’re not already?”

“I could be worse.”

“That’s a scary concept.”

He chuckles, rubbing his eyes, and begins logging into Michael’s computer, “So, you’re welcome, for extending the nepotism to you. Now you wanna see what I built?”

“I still think you’re pulling my leg on that. There’s no reason I’d need-“

“They were gonna let you go a couple weeks ago. Heard ‘em talking about how upset they were that the ‘good intern’ was going an’ not me.” He shrugs, not looking at you as he pulls up a game- Minecraft.

You blink in shock. Your immediate instinct is to say bullshit. But then you thought about how he’d suddenly started listening when you asked him things- and only you.

And how when you’d been running late one morning, when before Luke you normally would’ve received a warning, you instead got an ‘it’s fine, accidents happen’. All of which had started a couple weeks ago.

“Who all knew?”

Luke rattles off a few names. A few names who had been incredibly nice to you and never once gave you any hint that you’d been about to get let go. If anything, they’d let you believe that you were doing well a couple weeks ago.

“Sons of bitches.” You curse under your breath.

“Some of them are daughters.”

“Point is they’re bitches.” You scoff.

“Mhmm.” Luke still doesn’t look at you, then his face lights up, showing you his… it honestly looked like a city. You had zero idea why he’d wanted to show you, but he seemed very happy about it.

“Wow… that’s um… that looks good?” You say, letting him give you a tour.

“This world’s based off of the entire movie of Citizen Kane. I’ve got Xanadu here and the Inquirer’s Office here…”

In that moment, you begin to see him as more than just the annoying man child you would’ve fought on sight had you seen him outside of work. It became apparent that he did have passions and motivations, just not at Dunder Muffler. Maybe he wasn’t the worst person ever.

“You know, i never liked Kane- the character, not the movie.”

Luke’s eyes light up with the most genuine excitement you’ve ever seen from him, “You’ve seen it?”

“When i was a kid. I preferred color movies, but my abuelita always had something old on. She did love Twilight Zone though- which i did love.”

“See, Twilight Zone was good, but i don’t know if I’d put it in my top shows. It was definitely one of the better anthology series. Didn’t have a lot- if any CGI if i remember right- god I hate when movies overuse CGI. It always ages so poorly- even the shit we’ve got right now we’re gonna look back on and say ‘wow, they could’ve done that way better without CGI’ especially cause there’s usually ways to do it without CGI and it always looks infinitely better-“

You blink at him in disbelief. Rationally you knew that the vast majority of people, no matter how little effort they put into other aspects of their lives had something they were passionate about. But seeing Luke Cooper, of all people, passionate about movies and the use of CGI in them, was something you hadn’t expected to see.

Michael’s sudden appearance startles you out of your quiet flabbergasting.

“What are you two doing in here?”

“I wanted to play Minecraft.” Luke says, as if it’s obvious and Michael is dumb for not coming to that conclusion himself.

“And you?”

“Luke wanted to show me his Minecraft.”

Michael just sighs, “Luke, I need you to go to the store and get some office valentines gifts before everyone else gets here.” He says, then looks at you, “And I need you to decorate around the office.”

“We couldn’t have done this yesterday and not at 6am?” You raise a brow.

“Well, you see,” Michael says, as if this was the obvious conclusion to come to, “Sometimes, as boss, you get busy, and forget about holidays. But it’s important for employee morale to celebrate. And you seem… weirdly into this holiday, so you get to decorate.”

“I’m a normal amount into this holiday.” You protest, well aware that you were not, in fact, normal about this holiday in the slightest.

“Look, just… both of you, do your jobs.”

You sigh deeply and get to work with the red pink and white streamers, asking Luke if he can bring some decorations from the store. Michael’s paying, after all, and if he had to spend a little extra… well, he had been going to fire you. So maybe he deserved it.

An hour later, Luke is back, much to your relief. Funny how someone can go from the worst person ever to the only person you like in the span of one morning.

He returned with very little of what was asked of him. But he did bring two boxes of chocolates, some candy hearts, and the decorations you’d asked for.

“That’s it?” Michael asked, looking at everything Luke had brought.

“Inflation, man.” Luke shrugged, voice monotone.

“They were out of chocolate boxes?”

“Yeah only had two.”

You have a feeling they were not out of chocolate boxes, but don’t call him out on it in front of Michael.

“Okay… um, I guess we can split the chocolates and give everyone a candy heart box?”

Luke shrugs again, “I mean, I guess if that’s what you want to do. No need to give anything to your interns that came in at 6, right?”

A few hours later, you’re sitting in the break room, laughing with Luke as you both stuff your face with chocolates, saving the chocolates you don’t like for the others.

“Hey, hey, look at this one.” You say, sliding a candy heart over to him, it says ‘fax me’, “Setting appropriate, right?”

“Might be the only fax I’d ever send.” Luke snorts, popping one into his mouth.

“Do people even fax anymore?”

“That one company does. I know cause Pam keeps asking me to fax them.”

“Let me guess, the machine is broken?” You tease.

Luke just grins, going through his conversation hearts until his face changes. Noticing his sudden silence, you look up, only to see him slide one across the table to you.

It reads ‘movie?’

You take a moment to look through your own hearts before sliding one back.

‘yes’.

If he’s in a better mood the rest of the day, no one else comments on it.

[pixiemage]

“Why don’t they just add ALL the mobs??? Why put it to a vote???”

Because Minecraft is a game that will continue to update for years to come. Because Minecraft is ever-expanding and there will continue to be more updates and more updates and more updates. Because if we add a big group of mobs in an update, in every update, until the end of time, it will become overwhelming. They have to leave room for More.

Has anyone here played with the Mo’ Creatures mod? Or something similar? The number of creature in mods like that are often just - a lot. Many. So many. Some have a purpose, and some are just…there. Which is okay! Some mobs can just Be There and be wonderful. But again, so many. So many mobs to learn about and handle and manage drops from, so many extra items to fit in, that sometimes mods like that feel cluttered and overwhelming to learn how to use, all at once. It can be Too Much, even for seasoned Minecraft players.

And then imagine that was vanilla Minecraft, so many creatures already, and they had another update coming out with MORE mobs on the horizon and–

Do you see the problem?

When a game becomes too cluttered, it becomes difficult for new players to learn. It becomes difficult for regular players to manage. We have so SO many blocks and items alone and that’s already causing an issue with inventory and storage space. We’ve seen what that “Too Much” point looks like on a different level, in a different way.

So if Minecraft is meant to continue updating, and it’s meant to keep adding things, they have to be selective of what to add. That have to choose carefully and limit what they put into the game. They have to keep it balanced and enjoyable for new and old players alike.

They ask us for input because it’s more fun to get the community involved, to have US choose something new to add alongside things they already have planned. They let us vote so we can have a say. They have more than one idea but only have room for one, for the sake of the longevity of the game, so they include us in the decision.

Do I understand and support the need to limit how many new things are added to the game?

Yes.

Do I also wish there was a mob vote that brought back old mobs that never made it into the game?

Absolutely. Frankly, I’d love to see that happen.

So maybe we shouldn’t be demanding that they add all the mobs in, we should be asking that those that lost in the past be given a second chance. 💞

[violet-ophelia-boss]

~New pinned post!!!~

hi, I'm violet Ophelia boss, but just call me violet and, only for mutuals and friends, can call me Alex!

I'm 24 years old, and I work ( D:) at an animation studio as a writer. I sometimes doodle and draw something, but beware it's not that good...

I am genderfluid and pansexual, and I'm also transitioning in a few months, getting a peanits :)

Me also Italian... FRATELLI D'ITALIA- 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🇮🇹🇮🇹

Asks are highly encouraged, BUT NO HATE MESSAGES. I've seen enough on this blog and my other blogs.

I have interest in most mcyt stuff such as the life series, hermitcraft, bbhsmp (aka former 'dsmp'), Qsmp, lifesteal smp, realm smp and duckcraft smp. I also have interest in stobotnik, other content creators who don't play Minecraft (ranboo for example!), broppy (idk man the hyperfixation hit me somehow) from the trolls movies, project sekai, vocaloid and utaus and this kind of jam.

i am also @pumpkingduo-fanblog , I am a mod of the @fanblog-chaos and I am @alex-mcytandother obviously on Tumblr. You may see me in some streamers chat on twitch as druima!

~QUESTIONS~

>Why have you chosen this username? Because I liked this song from the Lumineers called "Ophelia" so I added it to my username. Oh and I was kinda young when I made it and I thought "boss" for a Mario kart username was kinda sick. And now it just embarrasses me...

>Weren't you and alex-mcytandother different people and roommates? What happened? Hooo boy. So, yes, they were my roommate and all, but they went in Spain to live a total new life. They know we have same name, and that after a few months I mastered perfectly their "style", so they gave me their blog to have fun with. we're still friends, but now I have the house all for me without someone waking me up in a mizuki cosplay (sorry al).

So yeah, now I'm them ig :)

>Favourite songs??

Karma by CircusP, fake heart by Kira, D/N/A Len cover by secretlyaduck, vampire English cover by Rachie, Bake no Hana by NAKISO... These are just a few :)

>Favorite artists in the communities you're in?

There are a lot, I don't have a fave 😭 but I recommend @/bc-jpeg, @/lanthart and @/shen-mu :)

>favorite character and/or ship?

PUMPKINGDUO. HIDEDUO. PANGKEY. PISSA. RRDSCAPE. STOBOTNIK. EMUNENE.

EMU FUCKING OTORI. QUACKITY. FITMC. SQUIDDO. MUMBO JUMBO. CUBFAN135. CERTAINLYLAZ.Whatever PICK ONEEEE-

>Do you have DNI s?

Yeah. DNI racists, homophobes, transphobic, trump and Elon supporters and this kind of jam. For me you can be even the worst freak to ever exist, as long as you aren't hurting anybody.

>Do you have mutual?

Ye :) I have @certainlylazfanblr aka @the-syndicate-system my husband pookie

There is Parent aka @hermitlife-fanblog there are siblings aka @tednivison-fanblog and @slimecicle-fanblog

There are frens and mutuals such as @kamisden @ktisis-collective @cao-tick @priimros3 @pompygirls @moss-moths-eyes-and-whimsy @reinagony @localfandom @streetcatexists @x-bee-x (sorry for tagging you it's ok if you don't see me as a mutual!)

(static Miku blinkies made by @lovesick-level-up ,the fujoshi/rotten girl blinkies by @lavandergalactic, @cheerisoda for the digital artist blinkie)

[amethystfairy1]

I am so sorry in advance because this is a really overthinky question for a really basic thing and I doubt that too much thought was put into it but I've been so curious about Tango (and blaze-borns in general ig) and how he works since reading TT esp, because of the burns, so I have a few questions :) [post-writing extra apology for possibly the longest ask in tumblr history, I should just make a Google doc and start sending links atp 😭]

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Just to walk you through the thought process, I tend to really, really think about little things since I zone out so much and need something to occupy my brain-time lol, so it started with the question how do the blazeborn water burns work? And that led to a slew of other questions.

The first question was "why water?" Ofc the first thought is that it's a temperature thing, as in TTSBC, super hot water doesn't have this issue. However, it's not like every room-temperature thing hurts them. So second thought was that blaze-born have something lava or fire-like just beneath their skin, with their skin acting as insulation. This makes sense, as they have an "internal flame" they can will to heat up on command, and also makes sense since there has to be some layer of insulation given that Zed describes his hands as "warm", but he's not actually being burnt, which, given that Tango can melt glass and metal after heating up, it's safe to assume even his base temperature is really hot.

I'd guesstimate 1000°c since that's about fire temp, so the skin layer has to be HELLA insulated. I also had some questions about why blazeborn even were that temperature, since, given the nether origin, there's no real evolutionary reason for netherborn in general to be able to cool enough to not hurt flesh, but I guess piglins exist... I also thought way too hard about that and started questioning how the hell (haha) blazeborn exist in the first place as they're implied to be part human to an extent... and that train of thought was left in the dust. More important questions to be had.

Anyways so I read a zedango one-shot I'm at least 75% sure was written by you, where Tango says water burns him "like lava burns [humans]". So naturally I did a ton of research as to how lava burns humans, and how burns work, and the chemistry behind it. Google, surprisingly, failed me miserably, and I had to use Google scholar and guess a ton, but I think the gist is that (and thank you Wikipedia) when fire is on stuff, the heat energy causes said stuff to turn into a vapor and make light. Human skin has a buncha oil and carbon and hydrogen and oxygen, all stuff that's great for fire. This tied into another question I had, which was "would pouring lava on the burn help?"

So first question: why does water help burns, and why does it hurt fire, and is it related. Short answer: yes. Long answer: water is REALLY GOOD at absorbing *temperature*. When water goes on fire, it basically consumes all the heat energy, making the fire die out, since, as discussed prior, fire (and lava!) work by using heat energy to make light. It helps with burns for the same reason, basically taking the temperature off of the burn. Cold water is bad for burns, though, as it doesn't absorb the temperature as well (being cold) and skin being cold is bad for the damaged tissue, and the cold constricts blood vessels trying to heal the area.

So, with this logic, should it be reversed, pouring lava on the burns would hypothetically help, since the initial problem is that the water stole all the heat, and pain is doing it's job of saying "hey, something's wrong here, stop moving so we can fix it." HOWEVER, while typing this out, I remembered something.

In TT, Tango's water burns are described as purple and bruise-like. I've been using real-life logic, but this isn't a real life earth setting. This is a minecraft setting. And what happens in minecraft when water meets lava? No, not cobblestone, that's the other way around. Obsidian. A purple rock. This means that the earlier theory that blazeborn have lava under their skin is basically confirmed. It also disputes the earlier theory that lava would help, as Tango was wrong. Water does not burn the same way lava does, it burns the same way liquid nitrogen does (which, really, makes sense).

Remember earlier about cold water closing off blood vessels? Well, in severe frostbite situations, something similar happens. The lack of bloodglow is the main problem. Safe to. Assume the lack of lava-flow would ALSO be bad. Obsidian forms when lava cools rapidly, which makes sense. Tango's under-skin layer turning to rock resembles frostbite in a lot of ways. It's hard to move, hurts a ton, and even turns purple-blue. How do you treat severe frostbite? Well, warm water does help, but using the warm water method hurts INSANELY. The recommended action is to just try to warm it up the least painful way possible and take a ton of painkillers. Now, people can dip their hands in liquid nitrogen and be fine. How? The internal heat of one's hand and insulation of their skin plus the fact that LN is hydrophobic means that the oil and moisture on your skin should keep you safe for a second or so. But pretty quickly your abysmal heat gets beaten. Now take water, which is really good at absorbing heat. Frostbite in seconds.

That leaves only two questions: Why does the blazeborn skin only insulate one way? Given Tango's ability to be fine to the touch, you'd think that he's super insulated and thus protected. Easy answer? Being nether-born, there's no real reason to be immune to the cold in general. Water is literally not a thing. The second question: Why does Tango need to drink??? Easy answer; it's one of the criteria to be "alive." Need water to function. But water is completely unavailable in the nether. "They drink lava" makes no sense, as lava effectively is just hot rock. It makes sense Tango needs water, as things like... tongues, eyes, ect really need that stuff. But blazes don't, as they're fire. There's no way to get water from food, as nothing else (in the nether) has a high water content, and in ttsbc, water hurts even to drink prior to entering the mouth, but the digestive tract can handle it. Is it the human side? If so, how did Tango live in the nether so long in TT?

I was tempted to go "okay too much overthinking" at this point, but I refused to give up. So, I've determined something. A quick Google says humans need water to "regulate temperature, digest, circulate blood, salivate, and pee". How does water help with these things? It's a really really good solvent. What else is a good solvent? Basically just nail polish. Okay. New plan. Piglins exist in the nether, and they are flesh-based, organic, and pretty close to the overworld mob, well... the pig. Crazy, I know.

Anyway, [how've I not hit a character limit] that means water HAS to exist in the nether. What else proves this? BASALT! Pretty sure I watched a matpat theory that said something like this, but eh game theory is always gonna beat me to it.

Water has to exist somewhere in the nether. Where? How? I daresay, ice. In earlier versions, ice in the nether would become water. Later this was removed. However, now, ice placed in the nether will stay ice. How? Who cares, it's perfect!

Should the ice exist beneath the rocks, say under basalt or netherrack (which we can assume netherack is really good at insulation as it doesn't burn like magma in MC) people of the nether could eat that ice, which would melt without using too much of their body heat and dehydrating them like it does normal people due to the fact that their body isn't working overdrive to melt it by heating up, since theyre already more than warm enough, and it means the piglins likely just melt their ice and drink it super fast. The ice could be held by the claws, preventing burns, and BAM. Blazeborn mystery solved.

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TL;DR? I ask too many questions and think too hard. Also, blaze born get frostbite, not burns, eat ice, and should not be thought of from an origin perspective. (Seriously, given the serious variations types of hybrids and mutants, what were people doing????)

Come back next week for my rant on Doc being our only cannon double-hybrid/mutant as a creeper goat and the implications of interspecies children and what is considered a "main" subspecies and why, as well as the consideration of a possible history of purity in breeding given the amount of people who are just one thing, how many of trait get passed down and why, weather the bird side can become more dominant in avians, how siblings can have different bird subspecies,(raven and parrot?) and why TT avians have bird legs and TTSBC ones don't!

[After consideration I'm sending this anonymously because it doesn't matter whether tumblr says there's no way to know, I think it's possible to guess who I am given... uhh... the book in your inbox]

I.

I think you're giving me a lot of credit here for thinking things through this much...I do try to think things through but this is...

WOW!

This is AWESOME! You did so much research into it and that's SO SO SO cool! I love it! I don't really have much to add too it...but I can help with that second bit! I've mentioned before, but if your parents are different subspecies, you will ALWAYS be born of one or the other. For example, if Joel and Lizzie ever had a kid in TTSBC, that kid would be either a cat hybrid or a butterfly hybrid, not both, and no mixed traits. If they had another kid, it would flip the coin again. Avians feather colors are similar coin flips based on parentage! As for why the TT avians have bird feet and the TTSBC avians don't...? Well, if you wanna deep dive on that, go for it! This whole thing was SO COOL to read! Thank you so much for reading and enjoying my AUs so much!

[blue-pearl832]

So I’ve been really into Andrewgaming67 as of late and in what I can only describe as a fit of inspiration I came up with a two part fic centered around a high school au where Chris and Andrew grow up together as neighbors. Not beta read Hope you enjoy!

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“Well fuck you too Chris, I thought we agreed that we were leaving what's happening next Friday out of the conversation.” Andrew did a damn good job and acting fake hurt as always, and Chris of course rolled his eyes at the silliness of it all.

“We can’t just not talk about prom when that's all everyone else can think about.” Chris was messily placing blocks to form the vague shape of a castle, while Andrew had gone mining. Even though both of them could technically have gone together He hated how boring strip mining was enough to do literally any other tedious task. Which was why he decided to bring his own brick of a laptop over to Andrew’s house so he wouldn’t have to deal with building on a controller.

“I don’t get what the hype is about, I mean yeah I bet it would kinda fun to just hang out with everyone, but for fifty dollars I would need another reason.” Andrew was always a little more grounded and serious then they were, saying it was more fun to just sit at home and play Minecraft than it would be to attend a school hosted event.

“Well you would have had another reason to go if you let Victoria take you to prom,” They lightly elbowed Andrew in the side a little to tease him as he glared back at him with basically a pout. “Dude you know I don’t like her back we’re just friends.”

“I mean… I’m pretty sure she would have paid for you so that’s your loss buddy, I would love to have someone pay for my ticket because they like me so bad-.” Chris was startled by Andrew suddenly popping out of the mineshaft to crit him out with a sword. “Calm down, ok fine I’ll be quiet if it bothers you so much.” For as much as Chris teased Andrew about Victoria a small part of him was happy that he didn’t like her back. Maybe it’s because he didn’t want to share his best friend with some girl, or maybe because he wanted to be the one who Andrew liked back. Even though he would never admit it.

“I still think you should consider going, all of our friends will be there too so it’s not like you’ll be alone.” Andrew got that look on his face he got whenever he was lost in thought about something. They had seen time and time before and yet it was still adorable. “Yeah but I’m going to be the only one without any date.”

“So I guess I’m just not important to you, am I Andrew?” Chris saw that little beautiful smile that meant nothing good form on Andrew’s face. They hadn't been asked by anyone, if that wasn’t made clear by them playing Minecraft on a Saturday night. “Yes you are Chris, and if you want me to go to prom so much then why don’t you take me yourself.”

Absolutely stunned still Chris nearly set their house on fire with how surprised they were to hear that from him. “ You know what sure. I hope you have a tux that fits because I’m not paying for a suit and our tickets.” By the grace of the universe it he managed to be sort of composed, that was until Andrew decided to open his mouth. “You are so damn lucky that I’m doing this with you because I wouldn’t for anyone else but you.”