#“whats your 5 year plan?” vampire lover to buy me an island

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I'm turning 21 soon so my time is swiftly running out to meet a dude who claims to be a vampire and instead of getting the fuck away from this clearly insane man I go home with him and listen to his life story and then he tries to eat me bc I wanna be a vampire too. I live, so I go try to find his crazy ex but accidentally find his other crazy ex and he locks me in a basement for a couple of days and then stalks me across the world for a couple of years but then we fall in love and he feeds me his weird psychedelic blood and we're together now but also I'm addicted to his magical vampire blood. And also he buys me an island.

This is a pivotal experience that every 20 year old should have. I don't want to miss out.

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Try Everything

I decided that this year I’m going to try and play my way through every pack (and maybe stick to the same family, so I sat down for longer than I’d care to admit to work out a career, skill, aspiration, and traits for each pack (filling in the gaps with base game content). I’ve got all the Expansion Packs covered, and I did every Game Pack except for Journey to Batuu because I don’t have it and don’t plan to buy it.  My plan is to either pick one that seems interesting at the time or use a random number generator to decide for me. If you decide to use this, feel free to change it up as much as you like. There’s a lot of double-ups in traits and skills, but it is what it is.

More specific info under the cut:

1 – Outdoor Retreat Career: Athlete Skill: Herbalism, Fitness Aspiration: Outdoor Enthusiast Trait: Active, Loves Outdoors, Goofball

2a – Get to Work Careers: Detective Skills: Baking, Fitness Aspirations: Friend of the World Traits: Ambitious, Outgoing, Bro

2b – Get to Work Careers: Doctor Skills: Baking, Logic Aspirations: Successful Lineage Traits: Genius, Good, Perfectionist

2c – Get to Work Careers: Scientist Skills: Baking, Rocket Science Aspirations: Nerd Brain Traits: Geek, Neat, Clumsy

3 – Spa Day Career: Business Skill: Wellness, Fishing Aspiration: Angling Ace Trait: Noncomittal, Art Lover, Outgoing

4 – Get Together Careers: Entertainer Skills: Dancing, DJ Mixing Aspirations: Leader of the Pack Traits: Dance Machine, Insider, Music Lover

5 – Dine Out Career: Culinary Skill: Cooking, Gourmet Cooking Aspiration: Master Chef Trait: Foodie, Family-oriented, Perfectionist

6a – City Living Careers: Critic Skills: Singing, Writing Aspirations: City Native Traits: Unflirty, Snob, Creative

6a – City Living Careers: Politician Skills: Charisma, Singing Aspirations: City Native Traits: Ambitious, Outgoing, Kleptomaniac

6a – City Living Careers: Social Media Skills: Charisma, Singing Aspirations: City Native Traits: Vegetarian, Materialistic, Outgoing

7a – Vampires Career: Freelancer Skill: Pipe Organ, Vampire Lore Aspiration: Good Vampire, Vampire Family Trait: Creative, Good, Loner

7b – Vampires Career: Freelancer Skill: Pipe Organ, Vampire Lore Aspiration: Master Vampire, Vampire Family Trait: Evil, Hot-Headed, Self-Assured

8 – Parenthood Career: Painter Skill: Painting, Parenting Aspiration: Super Parent Trait: Creative, Family Oriented, Romantic

9 – Cats & Dogs Careers: Run your own Veterinary Clinic Skills: Pet Training, Veterinarian Aspirations: Friend of the Animals Traits: Cat Lover, Dog Lover, Good

10 – Jungle Adventure Career: Secret Agent Skill: Archaeology, Selvadoradian Culture Aspiration: Archaeology Scholar, Jungle Explorer Trait: Active, Loner, Loves Outdoors

11 – Seasons Careers: Gardener, Scout (After School) Skills: Flower Arranging, Gardening, Aspirations: Freelance Botanist Traits: Cheerful, Clumsy, Loves Outdoors

12 – Get Famous Careers: Actor/Actress, Drama Club (After School) Skills: Acting, Media Production Aspirations: Master Actor/Actress, World Famous Celebrity Traits: Self-Absorbed, Jealous, Romantic

13 – StrangerVille Career: Military Skill: Handiness, Fitness Aspiration: StrangerVille Mystery Trait: Active, Paranoid, Erratic

14 – Island Living Careers: Conservationist Skills: Photography, Painting Aspirations: Beach Life Traits: Outgoing, Lazy, Child of the Islands OR Child of the Ocean

15 – Realm of Magic Career: Writer Skill: Spellcasting, Potionmaking Aspiration: Purveyor of Potions, Spellcraft & Sorcery Trait: Gloomy, Bookworm, Perfectionist

16a – Discover University Careers: Education Skills: Research & Debate, Logic Aspirations: Academic Traits: Genius, Ambitious, Bookworm

16b – Discover University Careers: Engineer Skills: Robotics, Programming Aspirations: Academic Traits: Genius, Ambitious, Geek

16c – Discover University Careers: Law Skills: Research & Debate, Charisma Aspirations: Academic Traits: Genius, Ambitious, Good

17 – Eco Lifestyle Careers: Civil Designer Skills: Fabrication, Juice Fizzing Aspirations: Master Maker, Eco Innovator Traits: Maker, Freegan, Green Fiend, Recycle Disciple (Any 3)

18 – Snowy Escape Careers: Salaryperson Skills: Rock Climbing, Skiing, Snowboarding Aspirations: Extreme Sports Enthusiast, Mt. Komorebi Sightseer Traits: Adventurous, Proper, Glutton

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Try Everything

I decided that this year I’m going to try and play my way through every pack (and maybe stick to the same family, so I sat down for longer than I’d care to admit to work out a career, skill, aspiration, and traits for each pack (filling in the gaps with base game content). I’ve got all the Expansion Packs covered, and I did every Game Pack except for Journey to Batuu because I don’t have it and don’t plan to buy it. 

My plan is to either pick one that seems interesting at the time or use a random number generator to decide for me. If you decide to use this, feel free to change it up as much as you like. There’s a lot of double-ups in traits and skills, but it is what it is.

1 – Outdoor Retreat Career: Athlete Skill: Herbalism, Fitness Aspiration: Outdoor Enthusiast Trait: Active, Loves Outdoors, Goofball

2a – Get to Work Careers: Detective Skills: Baking, Fitness Aspirations: Friend of the World Traits: Ambitious, Outgoing, Bro

2b – Get to Work Careers: Doctor Skills: Baking, Logic Aspirations: Successful Lineage Traits: Genius, Good, Perfectionist

2c – Get to Work Careers: Scientist Skills: Baking, Rocket Science Aspirations: Nerd Brain Traits: Geek, Neat, Clumsy

3 – Spa Day Career: Business Skill: Wellness, Fishing Aspiration: Angling Ace Trait: Noncomittal, Art Lover, Outgoing

4 – Get Together Careers: Entertainer Skills: Dancing, DJ Mixing Aspirations: Leader of the Pack Traits: Dance Machine, Insider, Music Lover

5 – Dine Out Career: Culinary Skill: Cooking, Gourmet Cooking Aspiration: Master Chef Trait: Foodie, Family-oriented, Perfectionist

6a – City Living Careers: Critic Skills: Singing, Writing Aspirations: City Native Traits: Unflirty, Snob, Creative

6a – City Living Careers: Politician Skills: Charisma, Singing Aspirations: City Native Traits: Ambitious, Outgoing, Kleptomaniac

6a – City Living Careers: Social Media Skills: Charisma, Singing Aspirations: City Native Traits: Vegetarian, Materialistic, Outgoing

7a – Vampires Career: Freelancer Skill: Pipe Organ, Vampire Lore Aspiration: Good Vampire, Vampire Family Trait: Creative, Good, Loner

7b – Vampires Career: Freelancer Skill: Pipe Organ, Vampire Lore Aspiration: Master Vampire, Vampire Family Trait: Evil, Hot-Headed, Self-Assured

8 – Parenthood Career: Painter Skill: Painting, Parenting Aspiration: Super Parent Trait: Creative, Family Oriented, Romantic

9 – Cats & Dogs Careers: Run your own Veterinary Clinic Skills: Pet Training, Veterinarian Aspirations: Friend of the Animals Traits: Cat Lover, Dog Lover, Good

10 – Jungle Adventure Career: Secret Agent Skill: Archaeology, Selvadoradian Culture Aspiration: Archaeology Scholar, Jungle Explorer Trait: Active, Loner, Loves Outdoors

11 – Seasons Careers: Gardener, Scout (After School) Skills: Flower Arranging, Gardening, Aspirations: Freelance Botanist Traits: Cheerful, Clumsy, Loves Outdoors

12 – Get Famous Careers: Actor/Actress, Drama Club (After School) Skills: Acting, Media Production Aspirations: Master Actor/Actress, World Famous Celebrity Traits: Self-Absorbed, Jealous, Romantic

13 – StrangerVille Career: Military Skill: Handiness, Fitness Aspiration: StrangerVille Mystery Trait: Active, Paranoid, Erratic

14 – Island Living Careers: Conservationist Skills: Photography, Painting Aspirations: Beach Life Traits: Outgoing, Lazy, Child of the Islands OR Child of the Ocean

15 – Realm of Magic Career: Writer Skill: Spellcasting, Potionmaking Aspiration: Purveyor of Potions, Spellcraft & Sorcery Trait: Gloomy, Bookworm, Perfectionist

16a – Discover University Careers: Education Skills: Research & Debate, Logic Aspirations: Academic Traits: Genius, Ambitious, Bookworm

16b – Discover University Careers: Engineer Skills: Robotics, Programming Aspirations: Academic Traits: Genius, Ambitious, Geek

16c – Discover University Careers: Law Skills: Research & Debate, Charisma Aspirations: Academic Traits: Genius, Ambitious, Good

17 – Eco Lifestyle Careers: Civil Designer Skills: Fabrication, Juice Fizzing Aspirations: Master Maker, Eco Innovator Traits: Maker, Freegan, Green Fiend, Recycle Disciple (Any 3)

18 – Snowy Escape Careers: Salaryperson Skills: Rock Climbing, Skiing, Snowboarding Aspirations: Extreme Sports Enthusiast, Mt. Komorebi Sightseer Traits: Adventurous, Proper, Glutton

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Renegade

the ones who had the pleasure of meeting him would leave with out all their parts or not breathing. He have been known to turn good cops bad.. The first time I’ve laid eyes on him was off 59th Ave after a drug bust in a major ware house, as he watched from the back of his Lincoln 5yards from the fence line puffing on a cigar with a condescending smile, was once a happy cop, married, ideal life, had an amazing wife that I’ve met when I was in the Core, I’ve survived 4 world tours on a specialized team, and after five years I’ve decided to get out for a normal life. I’ve been on the force for 15 years, all was well until I ran across this know drug ring out of Mexico. The leaders name is Frost, very few have seen him, n his face when he seen me looking. Later buying the property from a   corrupt politician that have a “secret” account in the Cayman Islands.

I remember waking up to the sun rising, glistening through the blinds, shining against your skin as it glows with warmth as you lay in my arms with your head in my chest as my finger tip slowly run up and down your spine, lightly careful not to wake you.. As I lay here on my back, I thinking back over the night and where it starts.. It’s a early Saturday morning… just out of the shower, early morning phone calls, typical Saturday, as usual my partner calls, to fill me in on what supplies have been moved from one warehouse to another, then get dressed so I can start the day. So I load up the truck as I go to pull out the drive way I see you passing, not thinking anything of it I continue to pull out.. as the day goes on five deliveries down I had out for lunch thinking back of you… on to Jimmy John’s for my favorite sandwich.. as I sit down to eat I receive a text saying “how’s your day going daddy” “good” I responded “by the way who’s this?” As I take my fist bite and wait for an respond thinking uhh wrong number.. so as lunch finishes, my alarm goes off reminding me I have an meeting in 45 minutes.. packing up my trash to toss out, as i start out of the door I hear “sir, you forgot your key” as he walks over to me I look down in my hand at my keys smile and replies “sorry I have my keys here” as i look up I noticed something familiar about the key…this is the key that I have made for her.. thinking back to my self… taking the key as a tear runs down my face.. as I get in the truck I placed the key in my cup holder as I sit and stair in the mirror as memories flash in my head.. quickly interrupted by a text saying “you’ll find out tonight” …… Ok not thinking anything of it, wrong number still as I convened my self.. On to my meeting……. after the meeting is over I head home, pulling into the garage I noticed an single rose peddle with shades of white and pink, with a slight red tip.. then an alarm goes off in my head as I round my truck noticing an approaching car.. I don’t have a rose bush neither does any of my neighbors.. standing at the edge of the drive way with the peddle in my hand, thinking how strange this day is becoming, the wind blows as i raise my hand and opens it letting the peddle float away in the breeze.. as I unlock the door and walk in the house, to my bedroom I go, turning on the shower, as I undress and steps into the shower under the hot water just letting the water beat against my skin, thinking about you, the last time I’ve seen you, as you smiled and walked out of my life and on to the new job offer… getting out of the shower, drying off, thinking about what to ware out tonight… it’s a nice night for black.. I think to my self… pulling up to the bar music blasting as I walk in, shaking hands with security as every one greets me, but one face sticks out of the crowd more the others, looking into her eyes as you get closer you can smell the sweet fragrance of her perfume.. as I get closer time stops and the music dampens.. flash backs starts to play in my head, remembering her soft skin, and the feels of her lips.. pulling her from the bar stool holding her in my arms with a warm embrace. I miss you so much we whispered In each others ears.. as we leave the bar and on to the beach, hand in hand as we walk under the nights sky, for hours who knows how much time has passed by.. catching up as the night gets late back to my place thinking oh my god I can’t wait.. as we pulled in to the drive way I walked around to open her door, remember the last time her cloths hit my floor.. as time ticks down as she lays closer to me, and lays her head in my chest I kissed her on the forehead and said “I love you” holding her through the night wishing the moment would never end. Now the sun is rising, glistening through the blinds, shining against your skin as it glows with warmth as you lay in my arms with your head in my chest as my finger tip slowly run up and down your spine, lightly careful not to wake you.. As I lay here on my back, I thinking back over the night and where it starts and how it ended.. A love so deep came to an end I lost you my lover and my best friend.. So in the end you came home to rest until our souls meet again.. Years later I ran back into an old friend we talked caught up, that went on for months until we decided to get married, my life was whole again. I returned to work, frost have fell off the map, no longer a threat.. Things were returning to normal well at lease I thought…

Five hours into my shift, walking into my office and noticed a package. Opening it the package reads “watch if you dare” calling my partner and chief into my office I set the DVD to play. What we seen that day was enough to set any man over the edge, realizing in order to beat frost there couldn’t be any rules, any limitation. I have to become a Renegade. So now I’m dead….. Dead because you killed me. After a life time of friendship, I’m forced to live with out you. I’m A renegade after my own heart, speeding, crazy off of red bull, vodka, and 5 hour energy mixture. Trying to go faster and faster as my heart pumping faster and harder, sweating, chills, and tingling!!!!!!! Fast, speeding, gripping the wheel going a buck fifty, bobbing and weaving through traffic as my music blaring off in the back ground, not a care in the world only me in that moment. Quick sharp turns, drifting all my problem away, as the rubber meet the road, as the smoke smack the ass of the car. Oooh feel so good, as the i hit the corner at 4g’s. Sssshhhh listen, to the engine as she purr as the pedal meets the floor….. As we go faster and faster reaching that point of no return, hold on tight if I fuck up now it’s all over.. Do I back off now¿¿ Or push a lil harder and get it all in¿¿ Major question, one simple answer… Its all or nothing….. Fuck it let’s go. My heart pumping, sweating, tingling chills.. Drunk in a world full of blood hungry vampires searching for the one who took your heart. I’m A Rabble flipping table.. shoot first asking questions later.. Last thing I remember you saying is don’t worry about me. Leaving… nothing more then tears and sorrow… As day turns to night I see you over and over in my mind twisting and turning with every thought. As each day passed I get closer to the man who took you from me. Plans of toucher plays over and over in my mind. As each day passes i want to kill him more and more. It all started with the affaire 6 months ago, In times of darkness the truth will bring you light. If you seek the light, seek the one who provides it for you to see..” Come in, and close the door, cut off your phone.. Get undressed, come here" she said “I’ve been waiting on you” “wait” he said ”what about your husband?” ”Oh I’m working late” she said ”yea you are working late he” she replied as they laughed, as he asked her ”why, why cheat, do he not treat you right?” ”No she replied I’m happy he treat me like a queen, I just want you..” ”Mmmm” he said, as she got on her knees, as she slurp on his dick taking it deeper and deeper as he leaned his head back, as he asked her ”Are you sure you want to do this?” as she replied ”ssshhh come give me that dick!!” Pulling him down on top of her. As he entered her slowly, striking over and over as she screamed with delight.. As I walked through the house, past the kitchen, down the hall to the gun case. I reached for my 9 & two clips, the shot gun she brought me with the engravemeant LOVE FOREVER clinching it tighter and tighter as I loaded each slug.. As I chocked it he stopped and said ”shh!! what was that?” as he listened, she said ”nothing” as she turned over for him as he slide his dick back in her from the back. Doggy style as she likes it. I closed my eyes not thinking clearly. Thinking about the moments we shared, as I made my way up stairs, down the hall cutting through the bathroom entering the room and pressed the end of my cold steel barrel against his bold head, as he went limp she turned to look back at him she faced the barrel of my 9… Damn…. As I repeated the questions he asked calmly, from before they started…. why? why cheat? Demanding an answer, as he went to answer he felt a nudge from the shot gun, ”not you” I said ”her”!!! In shock the words fumbled from her mouth ”I… I….. I thought you were on a business trip”… ”Answer me!!!” I said ”Why?” ”Why not just leave?” As the tears rolled down her face, she yelled I don’t know. Don’t lie to me moving my finger closer to the trigger narrowing down my aim.. Wait yelled the guy, glancing down at him I asked ”what?” He mumbled I asked the same thing. But it didn’t stop you.. As I slammed him in the head with the butt of the shot gun as he fail over she went to catch him.. Don’t move!! I yelled.. Why I asked holstering my 9.. now facing my shot gun.. Why, she explained that she have been seeing him for years. As I started to squeeze the trigger…. Buzz buzz buzz as my alarm goes off… ahh just a dream.. So now I’m up on the edge of my bed thinking about the quickest way to die with out any one having to clean up behind me, nor freaking out when they find me, thinking to leave a note or not, na no note i write enough, I’ve been writing for so long about so many things every one that know me know every thing about me, so no more words…. No good byes i think the world would be better off with out me, and every one can move on as if i never was here…. So many ways to die but every death have a different meaning so I’ll make up one of my own. Do something i can do with out freaking any one out, don’t worry it wont be any cutting, or meds, or me drinking any thing.. There will be no hanging or waiting to be found…So just do something my body do on it’s own just got to remind my self not to come out of it nor to wake up…. So i guess this is my own little way of being me, leave me to make everyone else happy so oh well not like i did right by anyone in my life any way, as I sit here and think back to the dream, that was the last time I seen you alive.. I couldn’t hurt you, I loved you too much, after you got dressed and left me that day slowly killing me. From that day I couldn’t help but be reckless to try and mend my heart but to only turn around and hurt more people, as I look over to the card that I brought you for your birthday that reads ”Happy birthday, Summer I will always love you and to keep this close to your heart I will always be with you even late in the night, When you can’t help but fight the loneliness in the dark, with no one to take a part, but remember deep within, shines a part of your heart..” Now out of the shower, getting dressed for the day to start. Day 265 of my manhunt obsessed with finding him, vowing to follow him to the ends of the earth. From China, to France, to Alaska where I await within my Solitude I wait. patiently, for you to come. Watchful, conning waiting for the moment of your arrival. Watchful for the head lights to show in the distance.. Within my solitude I am carefully plotting my next move with an ever so watchful eye looking down the scope… Solitude no where any one would bother you, no where anyone would want to be.. Within my solitude it’s peaceful, calm, the well needed vacation away from everyone.. Well so I though.. For five years I have been running after you, staying low but yet still my hunt for you have not ended.. But soon It will be, I’m ahead of you this time, today it ends..

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You want a lot of questions?! Even numbers! All of them. Because I'm horrible ?

Right, well, first off, fuck you :)

second, this is going under a read more

third, I’m leaving out the ones I know you already know/I don’t want to answer

2: Do I have any nicknames? Ninzz3: Zodiac sign? Aquarius4: Video game I play to chill, not to win? Tomb Raider Legend. I got every achievement possible in it years ago so it’s like a comforting, familiar walk for me.5: Book/series I reread? The only one I constantly reread is Memoirs of A Geisha, which I’ve read over 25 times, but I have read 1984 and the Call of Cthulhu several times as well.6: Aliens or ghosts? If I had to pick one, aliens. Because my space parents are always dicks to me and the other ones figured out how to paralyse me7: Writer I trust enough to read whatever they write? I don’t have one of those because I’m not a huge reader in the conventional sense and most of my favourite authors are dead.10: The word that I use all the time to describe something great? Awesome or nice11: Favourite song? Right now it’s Darkwave Surfer or Innsmouth, both by Aural Vampire12: The question you ask new friends to get to know them better? What books and movies they like. It’s always a good yardstick 14: The last person who hurt me, did I forgive them? Yes. I could never stay angry at you for long15: Last song I listened to? Right now I’m listening to Burning For You - Blue Oyster Cult. Before that it was Jane - Jefferson Starship16: TV show I always recommend? It depends very much on what the other person is asking for, but in a more general sense? Buffy, AHS, Xena, Parks and Rec, Breaking Bad, Brooklyn 99. I’m not a huge TV watcher, I never saw any of those on TV when they were on, only on tape, DVD or streaming services. 18: Movie I watch when I'm feeling down? Girl Interrupted, Memoirs of A Geisha, Star Wars, Practical Magic, The Matrix. These always bring me out of a bad mood19: Song that I always start my shuffle with/wake-up song/always-on-a-loop song? My alarm is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones21: What am I most afraid of? Onryo34: Someone I always think about? You!35: Am I excited about anything? My moon phase tattoos, which I’m getting in just over a week37: Favourite TV shows as a child? Buffy has been a firm favourite for as long as I can remember. All my favourite kids shows were like... Mona the Vampire and Arthur, 38: Do I have someone of the opposite sex that I can tell everything to? No, not really. I’m weird about men39: Am I superstitious? Yes41: Do I have any strange phobias? I wouldn’t say any of mine are strange. Irrational, perhaps, but not strange.42: Do I prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it? I love taking photographs of people, but I rarely get the chance. To be in front of the camera it would have to be a stranger paying me to do it, or someone I trust very much.44: Last book I read? Right now I’m reading Brave New World by Aldous Huxley. One of my best friend’s brother recommended it to me.45: Last film I watched? In Her Shoes50: How do I destress? If I’m really stressed out I’ll just pull a fanon hux and fuck myself until I pass out. I’m too boneless and sated to care about anything else51: Do I like confrontation? A sick little part of me does take pleasure in it when it’s someone I don’t really like54: Do I sleep with the lights on or off? On because I see things in the dark and it scares me55: Play any sports? No, but I enjoy swimming and gymnastics.59: Afraid of heights? As much as any sensible person is.61: What was the last concert I went to see? I’ve never been to one, not as such. I saw a live performance when I was a kid by some singer that committed suicide a few years after. 62: Am I vegetarian/vegan/pescatarian? No. But I could probably be vegetarian if I needed to be?63: What occupation did I want to do when I was younger? I wanted to be a vet.64: Have I ever had a friend turn enemy? Not as such, but I’ve had friendships turn so toxic that I’ve had to end them.70: Can I sing? I’ve been told I can so I guess, yes. I don’t feel I’m very good though.71: Something I wish I could do? fucking anything, lol73: Have I ever skipped school? Yes. Once I went out and smoked weed with a couple friends and went back into the school, where I then held onto a sink and had an existential crisis because it wasn’t weed, it was fucking skunk!!77: What is my current desktop picture? A picture of Rey on a speeder, half naked78: Early bird or night owl? Night owl for sure79: Sunsets or sunrise? sunset80: Can I drive? Yes81: Story behind my last kiss? I was leaving for my train home, it was a goodbye kiss.82: Earphones or headphones? Headphones84: Story behind one of my scars? I have a chickenpox scar in the middle of my forehead. And one on my left middle knuckle from trying to punch someone and hitting the wall because they moved.88: What makes me really angry? People who have lots of money asking me why I can’t just, like, buy the things I want??89: Kindle or real book? Real books, I detest kindles.90: Favourite sporty activity? If walking doesn’t count, swimming or climbing. I can’t do much of either these days because CFS92: What was my favourite subject at school? Geology. I’m a dirty rock lover94: What was the last thing I bought? A case for my new phone, because my other one got broken, oops96: Can I cook? If I follow a recipe exactly I’m great, but if I don’t... It’s pretty disastrous.97: Can I bake? Same rules as cooking.103: Sexual orientation? This is a question that perplexes me too! I have figured out that I’m gay mostly because I am unable to trust men enough to even form true friendships with them without doubting their motives. They always want sex from me, most have gone to ridiculous lengths to get it from me, and when I refuse? They force their attentions on me. 106: Last time I cried? Last week. I had a breakdown when the above finally occurred to me during therapy, among other similarly unpleasant revelations107: Guilty pleasure? ???113: Favourite accents? I dunno, I like lots of different ones.114: A place I have not been but wish to visit? Maine!117: Am I religious? Yes, I am. I consider myself pagan but I’m not sure what subset I fall into.119: Do I like the deep ocean? I suppose so, It’s interesting! There are lots of strange little creatures down there that could be my friends.121: Am I allergic to anything? No, not that I know of.122: Can I curl my tongue? Yes123: Can I wiggle my ears? No126: My current project? Your birthday gift. After that I plan to start a Star Wars tarot deck.128: Do I admit when I wrong? Yes, I try to. Sometimes I’m so stubborn that I don’t realise I’m in the wrong but the moment I do I try and apologise129: Forest or beach? I love both very much. I couldn’t choose one. 130: Favourite piece of advice? ‘Stay afraid but do it anyway’131: Am I a good liar? When it suits me. Acting like a bad liar makes it all the more convincing when you need to do it for real.133: Do I talk to myself? Literally all the time, I basically respond to my own thoughts by talking.135: Do I like gossip? I despise it136: Do I keep a journal/diary? I keep several: One for mind stuff/events/feelings, one for dreams, one for sexual fantasies, one for magical information, one for ideas, and one for general information. I also keep notes on my calendar. Whenever I go on a trip I keep a journal specifically for that and save all my ticket stubs and leaflets and photographs.137: Have I ever hopelessly failed a test? I must have at some point but I can’t say I remember.138: Do I believe in second chances? I’m a bad for giving people extra chances when I really shouldn’t.139: If I found a wallet full of cash on the ground, what would I do? Take the money and then put it in a lost and found.140: Do I believe people are capable of change? I suppose so. At their very core, perhaps not.141: Have I ever been underweight? Yes. Quite severely - about 90lbs146: Have I ever been overweight? Never. I’ve been more muscular but that doesn’t really count. I had an extra 20lbs of muscle a few years ago.147: Do I have any piercings? I have my ears, a labret, and the left side of my nose. I had my nipples pierced for about a year149: Do I have any tattoos? Three right now, soon to be four. runes on either wrist, and script that reads ‘destiny rules’ on my left shoulder150: What is the best decision I have made in life so far? To not go to college. I would certainly have killed myself by now if I had151: Do I believe in Karma? yes 152: Do I wear glasses or contacts? glasses, contacts in this house would be a very bad idea because of all the dust and fluff155: Who is the most intelligent person I know? The friend that recommended Brave New World. I’m quite intelligent but he makes me feel very, very stupid.158: Have I ever pulled an all-nighter? Yes, many times159: Which do I value more in others, brains or beauty? Brains, obviously. I’ve known some very beautiful people that are just horrible.160: What colour mostly dominates my wardrobe? No single colour, actually. I have a lot of white, blue, purple/burgundy, and black. Also earthy, light tan colours.161: Have I ever had a paranormal experience? I’ve had too many to list!162: What do I hate most about myself? That I’m so jealous. Especially of people with more money than me, I think about that almost every day and it makes me boil with rage.163: What do I love most about myself? That’s a very hard question to answer without seeming narcissistic. I guess I like that I’m a loyal friend, willing to deal with a whooooole lot.165: Do I believe in fate? Of course, or I wouldn’t have that destiny rules tattoo would I166: Favourite animal? Hard to say. I like snakes, spiders, dogs, cats and all sorts170: One of my favourite quotes? Just one? Awwww. ‘We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.’ - H.P Lovecraft171: Do I hold grudges? No, I don’t. Or else I would become the very thing I fear.172: Do I trust easily? No, not at all! It takes a long time for me to trust a person, if I ever do174: Best gift I’ve ever received? Hard to say. In terms of sentimental value, these: your japor snippet, Noodle and Leia, the velvet dress, Agnetha, my tattoos, the Kylo bear... those are all I can think of right now. In terms of usefulness, these: my previous phone, drawing tablet, TV, leather coat and trousers, that sort of thing.175: Do I dream? Yes, often.176: Have I ever had a night terror? Many times thought it happened more when I was a child.177: Do I remember my dreams, and what is one that comes to mind? I remember them vividly when I do, and I remember one where I missed a train. The station was underground and all steel, grey and sterile. Someone told me to run through a tunnel that reminded me of the book tunnels in Apocrypha, in that it stretched out in front of me as I ran through and in the gaps was Holly, riding a unicorn. It was very odd.179: If I were immortal, what would I do? If it meant I didn’t have to eat anymore then great! I could do anything I wanted.180: Do I like shopping? I would, if I actually had money. 181: If I could get away with a crime, what would I choose to do? Murder182: What does “family” mean to me? People that love you unconditionally and are there for you when you need them185: If I could master one skill, what would I choose? Sex, because then I would be able to do what I love and be boss at it186: What is my greatest failure? Boy, let me count the ways187: What is my greatest achievement? I don’t actually know. I can’t say I’ve achieved anything of note. I’ve done some cool stuff, but are they achievements? Probably not.188: Love or money? Love of money is the root of all sin, but money cannot buy love189: Love or career? Love, I couldn’t give a shit about careers194: If I could choose my last words, what would they be? See you next time195: Would I ever want to encounter aliens? I have done. Some, I would never choose to meet but the others I don’t mind196: A movie that scared me as a child? The Ring, thanks to that shit I have a psychological complex about onryo197: Something I hated as a child that I like now? Being spanked201: A nightmare that has stayed with me? Always the onryo, I remember every nightmare I have about them very vividly203: Do I judge a book by its cover? everybody does to some extent, right? it has to catch your eye in the first place204: Have I ever had my heart broken? I’d say so, yes. I am recovering.205: Do I like my handwriting? I guess so. It changes a lot, I never think about it206: Sweet or savoury? savoury208: Do I collect anything? I collect lots of things; bottle caps, coins, vhs tapes, etc etc209: Item of clothing or jewellery you’ll never see me without? My japor snippet and my siberian blue quartz pendant. And my various piercings. I’ve had the same earrings in for about 3 years now. 211: How do I handle anger? badly212: Was I named after anyone? Inanna, the Sumerian goddess of love, fertility, sex, and war.213: Do I use sarcasm a lot? Yeah...214: What TV character am I most like? Probably a strange mix of Andy and April from Parks and Rec215: What is the weirdest talent I have? I don’t have one, now that I think about it. I have hyperextended elbows216: Favourite fictional character? Tough one, tough one. Right now it has to be Kylo. But the most enduring would have to be Padme. I have a sticker of her on my bedroom door that I put there in 2000.