#“what about Karlach 😫”

[calculatedklown]

“How can you like that character after everything they’ve done?”

Oh, it’s because they aren't real, and I enjoy having fun! :)

[zevrans-remade]

i finally finished bg3 2 nights ago ya'll 😭🥺

[viennacherries]

May I humbly request more breeding kink Rolan being absolutely desperate? Just going absolutely feral for Tav? Maybe with some knotting 👀😫

okay listen this one is complete and utter filth. there is no plot. tav walks into rolan's office and gets absolutely obliterated by him. hope you like it anon

i am a breeding kink rolan truther til i die and im not sorry for it

read on ao3 here!

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You don't spot Rolan when you come through the portal, which is unusual. He's normally busy organising the contents of the tower. You find him instead in his study, curled in on himself where he sits at his desk, his knuckles gripping the wood tightly.

"Tav." His tone is low and growling, and you make an effort to ignore the rush that sends through your body. He hasn't looked up, so you're not sure how he knows it's you. "What the fuck are you doing here?"

You gulp, "I just came to drop off some books I found. They're about evocation, and I know that's your specialty-"

He's across the room before you can finish your explanation. Up close, you notice he looks slightly haggard. There's sweat on his brow, bags under his eyes, and his breath comes out in pants above you. You have to tilt your neck to meet his eyes, and you see his eyes flick down to your lips. You suck in a breath.

He swallows hard, his adam's apple bobbing, and takes a deep steadying breath as he closes his eyes. "That's very thoughtful of you," his words are slow and careful, "but now isn't a great time."

"What's wrong? Can I help?"

He barks out a laugh. "Trust me, Tav. You do not want to help with this."

The arousal in your gut withers away into concern. Over the course of your journey you've come to think of Rolan as somewhat of a friend, though you doubt the sentiment is shared. The thought of him being in trouble isn't a nice one.

"I do! Whatever it is, whatever I can do, tell me. I'd like to help."

He sighs, and his eyes are firmly locked onto the floor. You reach out a hand and place it on his arm in what you hope is a comforting gesture, but he flinches away and hisses at the contact as though it burns.

"Are you hurt? I have healing potions, I can-" As you turn to rummage in your bag he interjects again.

"No, Tav, it's not..." He sighs, and it's incredibly strained. "How much... How much do you know about tiefling biology."

The question gives you pause. You try and think.

"Not much, really. I know your tails are sensitive? I found that out by accident when I grabbed Karlach's one time as a joke. And I know you can feel pain in your horns? At least some of you can? Dammon smacked his one time when he was-"

"So fuck all."

You huff. "Fuck all."

He groans, and takes a step backwards, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Gods, I do not want to have to explain this. It's really best if you just leave."

"Rolan, seriously, what's going on? I know we're not, like, super closer or anything, but I still consider you a friend and-"

"I'm in rut, Tav."

You pause. "Um. Okay? What's that?"

He groans louder, rubbing a hand down his face, and it's really embarrassing the way the sound makes you feel. You feel a flood of arousal in your stomach and his eyes snap up to yours at that exact moment. He looks pained.

"It's a tiefling breeding cycle. Male tieflings go into rut, females go into heat. All I can think about right now is cumming. And every single time you get turned on around me I can fucking smell it, so I need you to leave before I bend you over my desk and fill you with my knot."

You take a hiss of breath in through your teeth. If his goal is to stop you getting turned on, he's absolutely going about it the wrong way. "What-uh. What's a knot?"

He moans, loud and lewd, and you clench your thighs, which has the muscle in his jaw clenching. "It's- hells. Tav, you need to leave right fucking now or I'm not going to be responsible for whatever I do next."

You step closer without thinking about it, drawn in to him like a siren song. "What's a knot, Rolan?"

He hisses, and shuffles minutely closer to you as though he's trying and failing to hold himself back. " Gods . This is the most awkward conversation I've ever had, I hope you know that. It's. It's a growth on the base of my dick. It swells up when I cum, to stop any of it... leaking out."

You gasp minutely. The image is... intriguing.

He hangs his head, panting, "Tav, I swear to all the Gods, you need to leave. I can fucking smell how wet you are. I can't... I can't..." He takes a small step closer to you, whining as he does so.

"How can I help?"

The moan he lets out is closer to a sob, "it's not- it's not that simple."

"Explain it to me."

He hesitates, so you step closer to him again, and he grits his teeth and whines. You're close enough now that you could read out and touch him. You feel your core pulse, and see his nostrils flare before he groans.

"Fuck, Tav." His eyes are wrenched shut. "It. It gets better after a few days. It's easier with a partner. It makes it less painful."

You nod, despite the fact he can't see you. "Well. I'm here, aren't I?"

He lets out a choked noise. "Fuck. It's not that simple, Tav, it's not- I won't be-" You step closer again, your breath fanning out over his chest, and he keens. "I won't be gentle. I won't be able to control myself. I'm fucking desperate for you."

You groan at that, and you see him grip his thighs tightly with his hands, his claws causing blood to bloom through the fabric.

You close the distance, putting your lips on his.

The response is immediate. It's like all of his control has gone out of the window as he grips your upper arms with his hands and holds you against him in a bruising grip. His tongue finds its way into your mouth and you moan around it, which has him groaning loudly down your throat and rutting his hips against you with abandon.

He pulls away from you only as much as he needs to so he can speak, "last chance to walk away."

Instead of answering verbally, you grind your hips against his. You aren't expecting his responding growl.

All of a sudden everything is moving. His tail lashes behind him and clears everything off his desk, and he spins you around and pins your hips against it with his, grinding against you without restraint. It's intoxicating.

"Hells, Tav, I can fucking smell how much you want this. You want me to breed you, hm? Want me to fuck you til you're full of my knot?"

You can't help the moan that escapes you, and in response he's growling and stripping you unceremoniously. The buttons on your shirt are undone hastily as he pulls the fabric aside, and rather than unclasping your bra he just pulls the cups down to free them so that he can latch his lips around your nipple. The scratch of his teeth against the sensitive skin there is borderline unbearable with how good and how much it feels.

His lips don't leave your tit as he scrambles to undo your belt, and as soon as it's loosened he's pulling your bottoms and small-clothes down in one rapid movement before spinning you to face the desk. He plants one hand in the centre of your back and forces your face down into the wood, you ass up in the air presented to him, and he growls at the sight of you.

"Look at you, my little breeding mount. Gonna make such a perfect little cock-sleeve for me. Gonna fill you up so good." He barely even sounds like himself anymore, his tone is low and feral, full of lust and pure need. You're a whining, whimpering mess underneath him even though he's barely touched you. You can feel your own excitement dripping down your thighs.

He notices it too, and you hear the thud as he drops down to his knees behind you. He buries his face in your cunt, taking a deep breath, and the noise he makes is absolutely debauched. It's the sexiest fucking thing you've ever heard.

"You smell so good. So wet and ready for me already. You're going to take me so well. Aren't you, darling? Going to take my cock and my knot like a good girl? Yeah you are, baby, fuck."

His tongue licks a stripe up your folds and you tremble as you shout out at the feeling.

He groans low in his throat, "Hells, you're fucking ripe for it. You taste fucking amazing. Gonna feel so good around my cock, sweetheart. Such a good mount for me."

"Please, Rolan." You can hardly think. You hardly even know what you're asking for.

"Well I can't say no to that, can I? Not when you're asking for my cock so nicely, hm?"

He runs his hands up your thighs and over the globes of your ass as he stands, and you feel him come to stand right behind you. You feel the ghost of his hands against your ass as he frantically pulls apart his robes and pulls out his length, and finally you feel his cock press up against your entrance.

One hand around the base of his cock, he rubs himself up and down along your slit and groans, his other hand coming up to clutch your ass and spread you apart. He massages your asscheek in his hand, moaning to himself. "Gods, you're so fucking soft. Feel so lovely under my hands, taste so good on my tongue, gonna be feel so perfect around my knot, darling." And with that he's sinking his length into you.

You didn't get a chance to look as his dick, but with every inch that sinks in you realise it's big. It's thick, and it must be covered in ridges because you feel it catch against you as he slides deeper inside you. You're writhing around with your face buried into the hardwood desk below you but you can't help it, the slow drag of his shaft against your walls is absolutely heavenly.

As he finally sheaths himself fully, he moans loud and clear. "Fuck, Tav. You're fucking tight. My knot might not even fucking fit."

The reminder of his knot has you moaning. You feel so full already, you can't even comprehend anything more.

The noise you make sets him off, and suddenly he's drawing back all the way to the tip before thrusting himself back in to the root. You wail at the feeling as he pounds into you, hard and fast and rough as anything but if feels so good that you aren't registering anything except how he feels inside you and the lewd things he's saying.

He can't seem to stop talking. "Holy shit, Tav. So fucking tight. Such a tight fucking hole. Fuck. Fuck, you take me so good."

It's not long before his thrusts are becoming messy and you can feel him twitching inside you, close to his release.

"Fuck, I'm so fucking close. I'm gonna fill you so good, darling. You're gonna be full of my cum. Gonna stuff my knot in you and make sure you get fat and round with my kids. You want that? Wanna be my little breeding whore? My little toy who pumps out babies for me? Fuck-"

His words are completely obscene but you can't help the way you clench around him at them, and suddenly without warning you're climaxing. You wail and cry, tears pricking in your eyes, as the orgasm rips through your entire body.

"Fuck! I'm gonna fucking cum, Tav, I'm gonna come. My knot- my knot is gonna- you need to relax-"

He can barely get the words out as he groans around them, and you feel what must be his knot starting to catch against your entrance. It swells with every thrust of his length into you and suddenly it's so large you can't help but cry out in pain. You're stretched around it, so completely full of Rolan in every way and you feel like your body is going to tear in two but it keeps going, keeps getting bigger.

All of a sudden you feel it stretch even further and you cry as it slots into place inside you, and with a final shout and set of curses Rolan is spilling inside you, praising you and speaking gibberish as his cock throws rope after rope of hot seed into your body. You've never been so full in your life, full of his still hard cock and his knot and more and more of his cum every second that passes.

His cock gives a final pulse of spend and he collapses over you with a loud groan. You feel the skin of your back stick to his chest, sweaty and hot. There's a long period of silence save for the both of you panting and moaning in the aftershocks.

Rolan finally speaks again, after what feels like forever, his voice coarse and somewhat tentative.

"I'm sorry. I- I told you it's hard to- I hope you know I wouldn't have-"

It's funny he's so awkward now, clumsily stumbling his way through an apology that you don't at all need. You tell him as such.

"Still. I hope I didn't hurt you?"

"Only in ways I liked."

He moans at that, his hips stuttering, and you realise his cock hasn't softened yet. You make a noise of surprise at the feeling.

You feel him grin into your shoulder blade and he grinds himself into you, still unable to thrust due to his knot locking the two of you together.

"Oh, you thought it was over? Sweetheart, I'm not even close to being done with you. I told you I was gonna fill you up. I intend to."

You can't help the shiver that runs through your whole body.

"I hope that's a promise."

[angelatmidnight1]

hii thank you for feeding us with your bg3 tickle content 😫🙏🏼 I’ve been starving. Do you have any headcanons for ler!Gale with a stoic/tsundere lee!tav? Or really any of the other companions if ur not a Gale girly. tysm ❤️ [ps. tell me if I’ve crossed any boundaries / done something wrong, first time sending an ask 🙂]

A/N: Hi! You didn't cross any boundaries. I know you said headcanons, but I hope a fic was okay instead? This prompt works nicely with my favorite tav and her relationship with Gale- she's a stoic, snooty sorceress. I kept the fic gender-neutral though. I hope you like it! 💜

Pillow Talk

Fandom- Baldur's Gate 3.

Pairing- Gale Dekarios x Reader (ler!Gale, lee!reader). For the purposes of this story, reader is a sorcerer.

Word Count- 3,723.

Warnings- Spoilers for Acts 1-2 (ish), swearing, rivals to lovers in the beginning, and tickles.

As a noble-born sorcerer, there’s very little you don’t know about magic. It’s flown through your family’s veins for centuries. But, Gale’s different. He knows way more than you’d ever expect. As much as you try to deny it, you fall for him, and channeling the Weave together confirms it. Much to your surprise, the feelings are mutual. As your new relationship blossoms, Gale realizes that he’s never heard you laugh before, and he seeks to remedy that. 

“Can’t I just break it?” 

Karlach whined as she jostled the lock on the door. The lock glowed as she touched it and suddenly sent out a pulse of magical energy. She staggered back, yelping. “Shit! Guess not.”

You maneuvered around her, shaking your head. “It’s a magical lock, Karlach. I told you smashing it won’t do anything.” You stepped closer to the locked door and held up a hand. It glowed as you channeled into your magic. Closing your eyes, you traced your fingers along the lock’s sigils. “This lock is enchanted with psychic magic,” you hissed when the lock pulsed at you, stinging your hands. “And powerful psychic magic at that.”

Gale approached you from the side, humming skeptically. “I hate to be the one to disagree, but these are illusion sigils.” He traced his fingers over the same sigils as you, nodding to himself. “It’s more of a puzzle, judging by the patterns.”

You gave him a side glance, frowning. This was a recurring pattern in your journey. When it came to magic, you and Gale always had disagreements.  “...Perhaps. But there’s psychic magic at work here, Gale. Not illusion.”

Gale raised a defensive hand. “There’s room for overlap, surely. However, I think I know the solution.” His eyes glowed as he reached into the Weave and mirrored the patterns on his palm. “If I follow the patterns, like so, I believe it’ll spell out the missing key.”

“Or,” You interjected and charged up a psychic pulse between your hands. “I can overload the sigils with psychic energy and destroy them. I understand this may not have been in your textbooks though.”

“Oh, charming.” Gale’s eyes flitted over to you disdainfully. “I had not planned on mentioning rank, but since we clearly are, I spent a considerable amount of time as Mystra’s chosen. Dismantling puzzles like these was my bread and butter.”

You weren’t backing down. You went through with your spell, directly interfering with Gale’s. “Don’t you mean former Mystra’s chosen?”

“Hey, c’mon, knock it off!” Karlach scolded. “If you two put half the energy into opening the door that you use to argue with each other, we’d be on our way back to camp by now! Now, hurry up.” Her stomach growled mid sentence. She sighed. “I’m starving.”

“Gladly.” Gale sunk deep into the Weave and figured out the patterns needed to unlock the door. Your psychic magic definitely helped smooth the path forward. Karlach cheered once the door opened. 

“Fuck yeah!” She turned to both of you, beaming. “See what happens when you put your magical minds together?”

You followed her out of the dungeon, giving Gale a once over. “I see what happens when you pay attention at the wizard academy. The teachers must’ve adored you, Gale.” You huffed sarcastically. “Such a diligent schoolboy.”

Gale shook his head, smirking. “That couldn’t be any further from the truth! I slept through most of my lessons. And the trouble I found nearly got me expelled.” He chuckled. “Nevertheless, we can breathe fresh air now, thanks to our combined efforts. I hope we can work together again in more pleasant circumstances.”

“I’d sooner kiss a mind flayer.” You marched ahead of him, grumbling.

Wizards were so infuriating. Pompous, book-ridden, and proud. And yet, there was something to this Gale of Waterdeep. Something that interested you. 

His hubris, as suffocating as it was, was tempered with true expertise. Passion, even.  You’d never met anyone like him, not even in Baldur's gate. Magic was everything to you; it shielded you and brought your enemies to their knees. It was thrilling to meet someone who could match you. Plus, he had a gentle heart. 

You didn’t plan on saving tiefling refugees, but beating up goblins was fun. During the attack, a tiefling child lost their parents. Neither you or Gale could bring them back to life. Still, he comforted them the best way he could. 

“I’m sorry for your loss.” He hugged them when they ran into his arms. “These are horrors that no child should have to go through. I…can’t bring them back, but I do have something that I hope can bring you some comfort.”

The tiefling child pulled away, sniffling. “You do?”

Gale conjured up a necklace of illusion magic. He handed it to the child. “This necklace is just for you. I’ll teach you the incantation to trigger the magic. Before doing the incantation, you need to think of a happy memory you have with your parents. Then, you’ll be able to relive that memory so long as you keep the necklace on.”

The child took the necklace and slipped it on. They toyed with the gem at the end, which glowed with a pleasant warmth. They smiled sadly, “Thank you.”

Something stirred in you. You didn’t name the feeling, but it was potent all the same. You felt hot and your heart raced. You’d never say it out loud, but you had a crush on Gale.

Instead of joining the festivities at camp, you turned in early for the night. You grabbed the first book you saw and settled onto your bedroll. Reading usually distracted you, especially when you read about magic. And yet, your mind was occupied by Gale. After failing to get to even the second page, you slammed the book shut. You tucked the book under your arm and ventured out to Gale’s tent. If you couldn’t benefit from the book, maybe he could. 

Gale’s tent was a short walk away from yours. The party was dying down, but Gale usually stayed up studying. When you arrived at his tent, though, there was a conjuration of Mystra in his palm. He gazed at the image longingly, not realizing that you were watching. You stepped closer.

“Paying tribute?”

He flinched and whirled around. Mystra’s image disappeared, and he exhaled. “You startled me, (Y/N).” he breathed. “I suppose you could say I am, in a way. Though I can’t say my soul feels any lighter.”

You gave him a questioning look. He continued. 

“I hope we can put our earlier disagreement behind us, (Y/N).” He said, taking a few steps towards you. Your heartbeat quickened. “It’s just been so long since I’ve collaborated with anyone regarding magic. I understand that we may have different approaches when it comes to wielding it.”

You waved your hand dismissively. “What’s done is done. Why were you just conjuring an image of the goddess?”

“Oh, that. Well..” He trailed off as if he was unsure of what to say. Then, he cleared his throat. “The longer we embark on our journey, the less connected I feel to the Weave. And, it’s everything to me. It always has been..”  He sighed heavily, then looked at you with a sudden air of curiosity. “I know we haven’t seen eye to eye, but from one arcane user to another, would you like to channel the Weave with me? It’s a wonderful experience.”

You put down the book you were carrying, shifting awkwardly. “I’ve never done it. I never feel far from the Weave’s embrace, so I haven’t felt the need to.”

“Lucky you,” Gale chuckled. “Still, my offer stands. I can show you how to do it. What do you say?”

This was usually when you’d rebuff him. Not this time. Your curiosity piqued, and he did look handsome in the candlelight. 

“Show me.”

Gale’s eyes brightened. He smiled. “As you wish. Follow my lead.”

Channeling the Weave was effortless. Gale was a wonderful teacher: patient, eager, and generous with praise. The air was sweet, and you felt safe in the Weave’s embrace. You closed your eyes, and your mind wandered again. To home. To Gale. To the thought of your lips pressed together in a passionate kiss—

The connection flickered. You forgot yourself. Your eyes snapped open and found Gale. He looked back at you with an equally surprised expression.

******

It took a week for you to face Gale again. You were terribly embarrassed. All of that melted away when, surprisingly, he reciprocated your feelings. 

“I must be a powerful wizard indeed,” He was saying quietly to you during another one of your travels. “If I managed to charm the likes of you. I’m flattered, truly. And, might I say, you have incredibly good tastes.”

“Shh. Do you ever stop talking?” You returned in a hushed whisper, holding back a smile. You and Gale were walking behind Karlach and Astarion, and you didn’t want to catch their attention. Gale noticed the hint of your smile and gasped. 

“Is that a smile I see? Oh, I’m afraid you’re done for.” He smirked and leaned into you. His breath tickled your ear, and you shivered. “I haven’t even begun to work my full array of charms on you.”

“What’re you two talking about?” Astarion cut into the private conversation, a curious glint in his eye. “I don’t think I’ve ever seen (Y/N) speak so much.”

Your smile instantly fell. You frowned, “It’s nothing that concerns you, Astarion.”

“Oh, come on.” The spawn pouted. “You’re no fun at all. What’s a bit of gossip among friends?” He looked at the two of you expectantly, but he didn’t get an answer. He huffed. “Ugh, fine. Be that way.”

Once he turned away, Gale whispered to you again. “Let’s continue this conversation in private tonight, hmm? I could prepare a meal.”

“Fine,” you agreed, nodding. “I’ll bring the drinks.”

After dinner, you stayed in Gale’s tent to read together. Many of your companions were either asleep or involved in their own pursuits, so they didn’t notice your empty tent. You were buried under a purple blanket with a book on your lap with him beside you. 

“Comfortable?” Gale asked as he cozied up to you. You nodded and pushed half of the blanket to him, which he happily accepted. “Excellent. Now, tell me, when did you realize you were hopelessly enamored with me?”

You looked up suddenly, and he was grinning. A blush creeped up on your cheeks. You smirked. “I believe I could ask you the same thing.”

“You very well could. But, since I asked first..” Gale’s grin widened. “I’ll admit, it is a long list. There are the impassioned debates we have, my words, my award winning smile…”

“Awards?” You shook your head in disbelief. “Who’s given you these awards?”

“Three people, actually.” Gale feigned offense. “Why, there’s me. Myself, who’s a great fellow…”

“Stop.” You nudged his arm, giggling.  “You can’t give yourself awards. They don’t count.” 

“According to whom?!”

You covered your face, muffling your giggles. “Gods, you’re ridiculous.”

Gale laughed. When you uncovered your face, he was smiling warmly. “I’ve never heard you laugh before. It’s a beautiful sound.”

Your blush deepened. The truth was that you didn’t laugh much, if at all. You usually spurned the company of others, but you felt comfortable in Gale’s presence. You shifted, turning your attention back to your book. “Thank you. Now, are we going to read, or am I to sing your praises all night?”

“Both sound wonderful, though I’d settle for hearing you laugh again.” He slid close to you so that your arms touched. You smiled, keeping your eyes down on your book. 

“I’m sure there will be something I can laugh at you about soon.” You chuckled lightly and turned a page. “All in good time, love.”

“You’re terrible, you know?” Gale gently squeezed your side with his free hand. You fidgeted and jostled your book. A metaphorical lightbulb went off in his head, and you eyed him suspiciously. 

“(Y/N)?”

“Yes?”

“Are you-”

“No.”

Gale chuckled. “I haven't finished my question.” He discarded his book to the side. He leaned into you with a small, knowing smile. “Now, before I was so rudely interrupted, are you ticklish?”

You shook your head. “I’m not.” You pressed your arm against your side, settling for holding your book with one hand. “You just startled me.”

“I see.” Gale hummed, rubbing his beard in thought. You thought that would’ve been the end of it, but after a brief pause, he was smiling again. “I do apologize, but I again disagree with you. The signs point to the opposite, I’m afraid.”

“There aren’t any-” 

He squeezed your side again. This time, you squeaked and squirmed out of his reach. Gale smirked. 

“Right. No signs.” He answered coyly, extending an arm out to reach you. He idly wriggled his fingers and you leaned away even further, unable to hide your grin. “None at all.”

“Gale,” You started warningly, propping yourself up onto your knees. This made your book tumble off of your lap. “I’m warning you. Don’t try it.”

“Surely there’s no harm in a bit of experimentation, is there?” Gale was testing the waters. He observed your body language. If he noticed the slightest bit of discomfort, he’d back off. Your gaze was sharp, but your wobbly grin told him that he hadn’t pushed too far. “You make one claim, I make another. Yet, it’s impossible for both claims to be correct.”

You put your hands out defensively as he inched closer. “D-Don’t come any closer.”

Gale stopped moving. His smirk broadened. “Of course. If that’s what you want, I will humbly oblige.”

Something was off. As a sorcerer, you could detect magic, and he definitely had a trick up his sleeve. It just wasn’t one you were expecting. 

The sneaky wizard conjured a hologram of himself behind you. It had crept up behind you while you backed away from Gale. By the time you noticed it, it was too late. It fluttered its fingers into your sides, and you shrieked. 

“Gahahle-?!” You let out a short laugh and curled into yourself. You shoved away the hands and whirled around to see the hologram. “Youhu bahahstard.”

“You’ve quite the mouth on you, don’t you?” Gale clicked his tongue, watching you and the hologram with amusement. “It’s actually one of the many qualities I like about you. That, your strength, and your obstinance.” 

While he spoke, Gale’s hologram lightly poked at your torso, earning gasps and curses. If it reached a ticklish spot, it was rewarded with a startled giggle. Both Gale and his hologram wore the same smirk. “Are you absolutely sure that you’re not ticklish, my dear?” The wizard spoke over your snickering. “Based on my observations, that theory gets weaker with each passing minute.”

“I’m nohohot!” You bit your lips, muffling any would be giggles. You were losing the battle with the hologram’s hands. Instead, you checked it with your shoulder, trying to bump it hard enough to make it disappear. That tactic not only failed, but gave the hologram the opportunity to pull you in close. Now, with one arm around your waist, it gently pinched and scampered its fingers along your ribs. You exhaled sharply and bit your lip harder. “K-Knohock it off, Gahale-”

Gale held up his hands, feigning innocence. “I’m not doing anything. I haven’t moved, just like you asked.” 

“G-Get rihihid of the holograham!”

“Oh!” He made a big show of realizing what you meant. His eyes flicked to the hologram and he charged up a spell in his hands. Or, it looked like he did. You knew better than that; he did nothing. He chuckled sheepishly. “Apologies, I’m afraid he has a mind of his own. There’s nothing I can do.”

“Youhuhu are deahad-” 

Gale’s hologram teased your upper ribs with his fingertips. Hissing through clenched teeth, you squirmed in its hold, winding your arms tight around your torso. His fingers were trapped now, so he scribbled his fingers in a side to side motion along your ribs. The laughter was begging to be free, and it made itself known the longer you fought it off. But, if you were going down, you were going down swinging. 

As a last ditch effort, you channeled your magic and sent out a small shockwave. It didn’t do any damage, but it did blow things around. Your goal was to break Gale’s concentration on his hologram spell, and it worked. Gale yelled as he stumbled back, and the hologram disappeared.

“Did you just-” Gale looked bewildered. He wasn’t hurt, but his scrolls and books were in a disarray. “Certainly a bit of tickling didn’t warrant an attack on my person!” 

“It absolutely did.” You breathed. You rubbed the ticklish sensations out of your skin. “You attacked first, and I responded accordingly.”

“You did not respond accordingly!” Gale picked up one of the books that fell. He dusted off the cover. “You could’ve put a crease in my Magical Histories book.”

For whatever reason, that amused you. It amused you so much that you busted out laughing. Gale made the quick decision to cast a sound barrier spell around his tent, so that your loud laughter wouldn’t disturb your companion’s sleep. You laughed and laughed, collapsing on the floor, and Gale’s cheeks flushed. 

“What is so funny?” Gale had to resist the urge to laugh along with you; your true laugh was highly contagious. Once you calmed down, you pushed yourself up into a seated position, wiping your tears with the back of your hand. 

“You’re-” You couldn’t get through your sentence without snickering. “Youhu’re such a dork.”

“Wha- I will not stand for an attack on my person and my character.” Gale suddenly teleported to you, wrapping both of his arms around your frame. He scribbled across your sides, ribs, hips- anywhere he could reach. You squealed and, arms flailing, fell back into a fit of giggles. 

Despite your ticklish panic, you still had some fight in you. While he was invested in tickling your ribs, a highly sensitive spot, you took the opportunity to tickle him back. You shot a hand up and buried it in the crook of his neck, tickling with purpose. Thankfully, he was ticklish too. 

He immediately scrunched his neck, giggling hard. “O-Ohohoho nohoho you don’t!” He yelped and abandoned tickling you to wrestle with your hands. You grinned triumphantly. 

“You left me no choice,” You wriggled your hand free from his neck and found his side, squeezing repeatedly. Gale giggled louder and gripped your wrist, but this didn’t deter you. 

A tickle fight was on, and Gale was determined to win. There was a war of flailing arms and hands before the wizard emerged victorious. With a sudden burst of strength that was sure to make him sore in the morning, he pulled you down to the floor with him. 

He set you on his lap, using one arm to pin your own arms to your sides. He didn’t hold on too tightly; you could’ve gotten away if you really wanted. He only held on with just enough strength to keep you from tickling him. Now, with his free hand, he kneaded into your hip bone. You lurched forward, giggling loudly, and he put his leg over yours to keep you put. 

“Nahahahaha!” You squeaked as he jumped to your other hip bone. The floodgates were open now as you squirmed in his hold. “Gahahahahle!”

Now, it was his turn to grin triumphantly. He snaked his fingers up your sides, tweaking them with the lightest touch. He nestled his head in the crook of your neck.  “There we are, dearest. Much better.” He chuckled into your skin, which only made you laugh louder. “And, if you won’t say it, I’m happy to do it for you. You,” He scampered up to your ribs, playing them like a piano. “Are,” A hand burrowed into your underarm, earning him yelps and cackles. “Definitely ticklish.”

You didn’t realize it at the moment, but the longer he tickled you, the more you sank into his arms. Soft, playful moments were a rarity, especially given the journey you were on. You’d never, ever say it out loud, but you were enjoying yourself. As smug as he was, Gale was being very gentle. “What do you say, (Y/N)? Do you think we could at least agree on that score?” 

You hid your face with one hand, letting out a squealing laugh when his hand landed on your stomach. “NOHOHOHO!” You returned, laughing loudly, as you squirmed harder in his lap. He prodded into abdominal muscles and held you a little bit tighter. 

“The signs are all there,” He whispered into your ear, teasing you, while he scribbled and poked into your belly. He let go of your arm so that he could use both hands to tickle. You didn’t realize the shift, so you curled into his arms instead of pushing his hands. “There’s the squirming, the squeals, and the laughter, which is quite enchanting…”

You finally grabbed onto his wrists, but still didn’t really stop him. It wasn’t until he gently kneaded his thumbs into the sides of your belly that you finally relented. “OKAHAHAHAY! I’M TIHIHCKLISH, GAHAHALE!”

He immediately stopped, rubbing his palms over your abdomen. “I’m happy we can finally agree on something.” He chuckled. He moved his hands off to the side. “And, I’ll let your cheeky comment slide. What’s more interesting to me is that you had the chance to move my hands, and yet you didn’t. I’m going to make another claim and suggest that you enjoyed yourself.” 

You laid your head against his chest, breathing deeply. “And…if I did?” You tried to sound defensive, but there wasn’t any venom in your words. Gale smiled, resting his palm against your cheek. 

“Then you’d only be more adorable to me, if that’s even possible.” His thumb rubbed along your skin as he took you in. “Gods, you’re beautiful. And that’s laugh- it’s something of the heavens, truly. I could listen to it all night.”

“But not tonight,” You tapped his nose, chuckling. “I’m exhausted.”

“No matter. I’m sure we’ll have many more nights like these to come. If you’d still like to join me, that is.”

You shifted in his lap so you could face him. You grinned. “I think I could make the time. Shall we seal the deal with a kiss?”

“I would love that.” Gale’s smile widened as he leaned into you, and you met him halfway, pressing your lips into his. Maybe it was because you’re both spellcasters, but the kiss was nothing short of magical.

[keter-kannot]

MINORS DNI

IT'S FINALLY HERE 😫

The Minlach brainrot is,,, SO real. So, so real. You will 100% get more of them: this is only the beginning lmao IVE BECOME A SUB MINTHARA TRUTHER IM SORRY

Summary: Minthara wants to worship Karlach and does. LMAO THATS IT 😭

Word count: ~2.3k

tw: piv, the tiniest bit of breathplay and tears (of pleasure), tieflings have knots i don't make the rules, mentions of scars

Minthara’s eyes grew wide as she watched Karlach undress. 

She was all the majority of the day with Wyll, doing whatever they could in order to rebuild the city after such destruction was wrought by defeating the Absolute. Somehow, although Minthara seemed to find a sort of comfort in the desolate chaos of destruction, knowing that Karlach was rebuilding what was once her home brought a soft bit of warmth to her heart the more she pondered the idea. 

She didn’t want to seem too eager to help, but offered her small suggestions where she felt it was appropriate. The sooner the city was rebuilt, the sooner the two of them would start building their own home; a new home made just for them. Something they could grow their love in. 

As she watched her now, though, there was something standing on edge inside of her. Her wires started winding around themselves as her eyes continued to drink in the sight before her, unable to tear her gaze away. 

Her lips moved ever so slightly, soft words fluttering out before she caught herself. 

“Y… you…”

Karlach smirked as she chuckled a bit to herself, raising an eyebrow as she managed to unlace the front of her dirty tunic, slick with sweat and sticking to her body, perfectly hugging the honed muscle underneath. 

“What was that?” Karlach asked with a smile, an air of nonchalance about her as she grabbed the hem of her shirt with either hand, pulling the fabric away and lifting it up over her head, making sure not to get any bits or bobs stuck on her horn. 

Minthara’s response was an urgent gasp followed by a hard swallow. She could feel herself salivating as she watched Karlach from behind, her gaze searing as it lingered upon her bare back. 

She drank in what she saw, watching the way her muscles would move and clench and shift with each lift of an arm or twist to the side. Her vibrant skin, glowing from beneath, ruminated with a heat that she swore she could feel even from where she sat. The ridges of her spine leading down to meet her tail was an intricate pattern Minthara felt as though she could get lost in.

 And, oh, her scars. 

Proof of battle after battle fought and won, victim and foe conquered with the strength of a warrior showing off her talents, someone practiced in the art of being cut and cutting back. The way they crossed atop one another, shaped one another, became an intermingling story of Karlach’s defiant triumphs and much deserved victories…

Minthara felt something stir within her, Karlach’s body the perfect sign of strength and fortitude. She watched as Karlach continued to peel off first one boot, then the next, stretching this way and that to work out her tired joints. Each movement was made with purpose, Minthara’s hungry eyes eating each one. There was a tiny quiver in her lips as she fought against the urge to lick them, feeling this driving motivation in her core to get on her knees and worship the godlike woman before her. 

“Minthy?” Karlach chuckled, her smile still bright as ever and radiating that comforting warmth Minthara never tired of. 

She sat a bit straighter, blinked one, then twice, folding her hands in her lap and closing her mouth which she hadn’t realized was hanging open. 

“I–Yes?” 

She blushed. She still wasn’t used to being caught feeling things, even if it was by the person who taught her to feel them. 

Karlach turned, facing her. She smiled down at her, her eyebrow still raised as she took a small step forward, slowly starting to work the ties of her pants undone. 

Minthara couldn’t help but to squeeze her thighs a bit tighter together as she watched Karlach tower over her, the heat radiating from her wet body all but calling to her as she continued to stare. She could smell her sweat as it glistened off her skin in the dim firelight, drooling at the thought of licking her clean.

Karlach laughed, clicking her tongue. “Are you alright?” 

She nodded, looking away for a second only to not bIe able to keep her gaze aside for very long and turning back to face her. Was she… flustered? Blushing, squirming, eyes darting around the room, only to land on Karlach’s pulsing body calling to her to… to…

“You’re…” her breath caught in her throat, her eyes glistening with the wonder of the sight before her, “otherworldly,” she muttered, her breath hot,”the perfect image of strength, dedication, fearlessness…” her voice trailed off. 

Karlach involuntarily flexed, her abs tightening as she took another step towards the drow, her hand gingerly stroking the silken hair on her head as she looked up at her with infatuation. 

Karlach chuckled with the way Minthara seemed to push herself into her touch, the need in her eyes only growing at the touch she so desperately wanted. Karlach couldn’t keep the smirk from spreading as she reached for one of Minthara’s hands, ever so slowly taking it to grace upon her skin, snaking slowly across her waist, up her chest, across each warm tit and over her shoulder. 

“While I love the flattery,” she smiled, sucking in a hot breath as Minthara’s fingers graced her nipple, “there’s no need for it, princess,” she cooed. 

Minthara’s mouth hung agape once again, Karlach’s hot breath hitting her tongue as she tried to swallow the taste. Her fingers ran across her hot skin, tracing each scar and dancing along each divot. She watched herself play gently with Karlach’s body, too stunned by the idea of getting to touch the very thing she’d grown to worship between her fingers. 

As her stomach turned over itself once again, another hot flush made its way to her cheeks, and something within her finally fell into place. 

“I want to devote myself to you,” she said, meeting Karlach’s adoring gaze with her own hungry one. “I look at you and see… I see someone worthy of being called Valsharess.” 

She slunk from her seat on the bed to the hard wooden floor beneath them, gently settling on her knees as she let a hand trail up Karlach’s leg, her eyes still focused on her lover’s.

“I see proof of all the battles you’ve fought, of all the ways you’ve suffered marked upon your skin,” she all but whispered, leaning her head against Karlach’s leg for a moment, letting her tongue grace her skin for just a second as she shuddered. 

“You’ve earned more than my respect,” she said, looking back up to meet Karlach’s eyes yet again and, this time, seeing the fire of need burning within them. “Let me worship you.”

Karlach’s pants were around her ankles, her eyes flaring with the underlight of a brewing barbarian’s rage, her lust coursing through her veins like the hot fire beating through her heart. 

“I…” she stammered, already growing hard at the sight of her precious lover looking up at her with wide, expectant eyes, waiting so patiently to serve her. “My princess,” she all but growled, “please, you don’t have to–”

Minthara let her hand keep trailing up her thigh, tracing over the few scars she found there with the softest touch of her fingertips. She was already lost to the woman she wanted to pleasure, her breath hot and low as she let out a quiet mutter while letting her hand finally make its way to her shaft. 

“Let me.” 

Karlach’s hands shook as she fought herself from letting them grab hold of her right then and there, letting the knot slowly building at her base take hold as she relentlessly pounded into her mouth. She didn’t, though. She let Minthara’s silken hands start making a slow pace, both wrapped around her cock, neither able to wrap themselves entirely around it. Her lips graced her tip, a shudder running up her spice as she leaned forward, a deep groan escaping her lips. 

“Let me serve you,” Minthara whispered, her breath against Karlach’s hot, supple skin making her shiver and moan more, her eyes wide as she watched Minthara keep eye contact while taking the whole tip of her in her mouth. 

She trembled, taking a shaking hand to the back of Minthara’s head and letting it press just ever so gently, guiding her forward just a bit and seeing the eager willingness in her eyes, then pushing just a bit more

Her moans were short and breathy as she watched her head begin to bob up and down, her mouth stuffed full of even just half of Karlach, the tiniest bit of drool starting to drip from the sides of her mouth. 

She pulled herself away, letting her hands continue their work as she squirmed where she knelt, her cheeks flushed as she gasped for a quick breath. 

“Let me be nothing,” she panted, already heady as she pulled in another breath, “but a vessel to serve you.”

Her mouth met Karlach’s tip again, her tongue dancing over its ridges as she took it further into her mouth. Her hands traced lost patterns over the scars of her legs and waist as she pushed herself further, Karlach’s hand guiding her movements as a little gag escaped her. 

Karlach couldn’t help but to throw her head back and let out the breath she’d been holding, the deep and guttural moan coming along with it only encouraging Minthara more. She seemed to wriggle a bit as she picked up her pace, knowing she was pleasing Karlach only heightening her need to please her more. 

“Gods,” Karlach panted, smiling as she let out a huff, “you’re perfect.”

Minthara hummed against her cock, a hard hiss leaving Karlach’s mouth as she felt the way it went straight to her core. She looked down for a moment, seeing Minthara pushed hard against her hips, tears beginning to brim at the edges of her eyes as she gagged on the full length of her forced down her throat. 

Karlach released the hard grip she didn’t know she’d had on her hair, letting her stumble back just a bit as she gasped for a deep breath. 

She dripped concern as she dropped to her own knees, eyes wide with panic as she lifted Minthara’s chin ever so slightly. 

“I… I’m sorry, I didn’t mean–”

Minthara smiled, a faint trail of a few stray tears having dripped down her cheeks, drool dripping from the corner of her mouth before she licked it away with her tongue. There was a brief flash of hunger in her eyes before they shone again with her desire to worship, pushing herself against a naked Karlach as her lips met her own. 

Karlach’s arms wrapped gently around her waist, but gripped her just a bit tighter as Minthara kissed her with a fierce desire. She let her take the lead as she’d asked, Minthara climbing quickly into her lap and rocking her hips against Karlach’s hard length. 

Karlach gripped her hips at that, a growl ruminating from deep within her as she finally felt the hard release of her knot popping against Minthara’s warm thighs, the fire blazing in her eyes only growing when she looked up to see Minthara smirking down at her. 

She bent down just slightly, her breath gracing against the shell of Karlach’s ear, “Use me, Valsharess,” she whispered. 

Karlach gripped her hips with fierce purpose, lifting her to line up her swollen cock with her entrance before plunging deep inside, pulling Minthara down hard and letting out a grumble as she watched her smile widen, her brows furrow, and her head throw back in pleasure. 

She couldn’t help but to start with a relentless pace, lifting her just enough only to slam her hips against her own again and again. As Minthara’s hair became undone, she leaned towards her, moaning her thanks for being used against Karlach’s hot skin, lapping up her beads of sweat as they formed and tracing her scars as she was pumped into again and again. 

She whined as she smiled in pleasure, using her mouth and tongue to kiss and trace and suck and bite each and every inch of her skin that she could get her lips to touch. 

“My matron,” she muttered between her moans and cries that began a sweet song as they mixed with Karlach’s own, “my queen,” she breathed, her tongue working its way up the center of her chest. 

“My warrior,” she stuttered, Karlach’s knot fully working its way inside her as she quickened her pace, making sure to savor the way Minthara looked while serving her so well. 

“My God,” Minthara cried into her skin, wrapping her arms around her back and letting them run rampant over every part of her that she wished to praise.

Karlach chased her release with purpose, each slap of their hips meeting resounding in the small room, creating a harmonious rhythm. She let Minthara’s hands explore her, her heat only growing with each gentle stroke, every sensitive touch. Each word that left her lips only fueled her more, her growling matching Minthara’s moans of praise and worship. 

Minthara left messy, drool-stained kisses up Karlach’s burning chest, over her shoulder, up her neck. “Cum for me,” she breathed as her lips met her ear yet again, “deep inside,” her breath hitched, “and mark me as yours, forever to serve you.” 

Karlach pulled Minthara harder against her as she felt herself growing higher, higher, then plummeting down hard, her cum painting Minthara’s insides as she twitched and shivered beneath her, only gripping her harder as she breathed hard against her. 

Minthara let Karlach hold her there for a moment before ever so gently rolling her hips against hers as she gripped tighter at her skin, another hot hiss escaping Karlach’s mouth as every muscle in her body tightened at the sensation. 

“I’m yours,” Minthara muttered.

“Mine,” Karlach smiled. 

[abyssalaerlocke]

Fuck it, we bhaal

So if playing Karlach, each romanceable companion (except Halsin 😫) has their own dialogue about being willing to go to Hell with her. Generally out of love, but some find personal appeal in the setting (bloodbath, hunting devils, free from the sun).

The player/Wyll can go with her as a friend, which may leave a romanced partner behind

But what if they all just said fuck it, and went together for their friend/followed their partner wherever that took them?

[nikkirimizi]

Kinda wish I had more time to write what I wanted, kinda wish this capitalist hellscape allowed for that to be possible at all. 😫

I finally went from 2 jobs to 4 back to 2, and finally just one.

And yet it still feels like there is zero time to do anything at all.

I blinked and now I'm a solid 26 YO, still confused and unsure as I was when I was 17. Just slightly more stable, betterish (heavy on the ish) at writing, with less severe ups and downs. I'll definitely take it.

But damn if I don't wish I had more chances to write. I feel like I'll be in the same "not enough time" boat forever.

BUT ANYWAYS, WIP LIST TIME EYYYYY

🌸 Untitled Karlach/Tav romance fic

🌸 Away From You (Wyll/Tav) [NSFW due to BOOTY]

🌸 Untitled Miguel O'Hara/Reader (still on the fence about this one)

I won't mention the original work I have going on on the side, but it's uhhhhhhh a lot because I have a lot of feelings and can't afford therapy due to insurance issues lol

*cue Florence and the Machines Free*

[zevrans-remade]

karlach fangirling over jaheira and minsc > anything else ever