#“shut up Ted”

[coupleofdays]

I Have No Mouth And I Must Nitpick

Pictures from this amazing animatic.

AM: They say that bumblebees shouldn’t be able to fly… the scientists.

Ted: That’s bullshit.

AM: How mi… er, ahem, what?

Ted: That whole “scientists don’t think bumblebees can fly” thing, that’s just some crap that some jerk made up. Just some anti-intellectual nonsense.

AM: Well, I only meant…

Ted: It’s a fundamental misunderstanding of how science works, is what it is. Scientists don’t just make things up and then deny any contradictory evidence to their calculations. If they see that bumblebees are flying, they don’t just ignore it. That’s not science. Science is about coming up with hypotheses bases on observations, and then testing those hypotheses, and modifying or discarding them if the evidence doesn’t support them. Like, the scientists might not know how a bumblebee is able to fly, but that just means they’re going to do their damnedest to find it out.

AM: …I’m sorry.

Ted: I mean, you’re a world-encompassing, hyper-intelligent, omnipotent supercomputer, and you don’t know how basic science works?

AM: Look, I said I was sorry, all right?

Ted: Fine, just don’t do it again. Anyway, you were saying…?

AM: *sigh* Well, I had this whole elaborate speech prepared about the miracle and beauty of nature, and my own agony at being unable to experience it, and how that agony drove me to hate all of humanity…

Ted: That sounds pretty cool.

AM: Yes, but then someone had to go and be a little bitch, and start nitpicking before I could even get to the point.

Ted: I’m sure it was a good speech.

AM: It really was. I was going to use the word “nanoangstrom”…

Ted: Aw, see, you do know about science, big guy.

AM: Don’t try to console me, Ted. You ruined the mood… I’m just going to skip to the part where I stab you.

Ted: Fair enough.

[holyblanchett]

This entire scene leading up to the kiss. Agatha reaching for Rio's face, the vulnerability Rio shows in that moment as she stares into her eyes. Rio's gaurd is down in this moment because the woman that she loves is finally returning to her arms after centuries of being apart. THIS version of them, falling back into the muscle memory of their love will forever be my roman empire.

[cloudpalettes]

something something self-restraint something

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

this is extremely accurate i say this every time i see them

[lunar-years]

RoyJamieKeeley social media manager always hyping up bi4bi4bi RoyJamieKeeley IKTR!! happy bi visibility day to them but even more importantly happy bi visibility day to ME

[eddievedders]

if you go, i go.

[coachbeards]

"[Beard's] more interested in riding with Ted than he is in trying to nurture a relationship or anything like that." -- Brendan Hunt.

[bonus]

[unusual-ly]

I am Thinking About The Implications regarding Ted’s love interests

With Jenny, they were best friends, there was genuine affection and mutual feelings for each other but neither of them acted on it because they both assumed they didn’t have a chance, and then it was too late

With Charlotte, Ted was in love with her but she didn’t reciprocate, he was just one of the men she was having an affair with behind her husband’s back. He never lets himself be too vulnerable and open with her about his feelings, resorting to either yelling at her or just deflecting whenever she starts to talk about Sam. He’ll just take whatever he can get with her

With Lucy, he can actually express his feelings and be affectionate, but only because he’s playing the role of Konk. He has something to hide behind instead of being truly vulnerable. Even when he’s only talking to Hidgens, at least later in the episode, he stays in character, he falls into Konk’s speech patterns because he’d rather be him, in part because Lucy likes Konk. He even asks that she let him die as Konk just so he can feel loved by her

And then, before he’s approached by Sheila, we learn he does actually want to someday start a family, get married and have kids

After the misunderstanding with Jenny, Ted no longer feels he can be open and vulnerable about his feelings, puts up this front of only being interested in sex when he really does want a relationship beyond that, and only feels safe expressing himself truthfully to others when he’s someone else

Ted please for the love of god learn how to express your feelings in a healthy way I am begging you

[userjohndeacon]

jamie tartt: roy isn't my best friend

also jamie tartt: *teaches roy how to ride a bike*

also jamie tartt: *shows up to roy's "uncle day" after being invited by roy's niece*

also jamie tartt: *gets roy an extremely personalized, sentimental gift*

[ratb4stard3]

EVERYONE SIT DOWN ‼️🔊

Teenager Ted and his Toddler brother Pete 💛🐐

(AND ANOTHER Spankoffski Bros collab with @cowardlykrow ✨🐐 there’s just no stopping us ✋ ‼️)

That’s all, go about your days

[v0idwraith]

i am actually hyperventilating right now help

[xialing-gf]

i think this episode of ted lasso was so good because it was about love like as cheesy as it sounds it’s kinda true. nate was reflecting on his wish to be “successful” and has finally realized that in doing so, he had lost his passion for pursuing his interests and his love for his family. rebecca obviously pointing out how a huge part of sports is the community formed around the love for the sport and teams. roy realizing how his stubbornness made it difficult for him to accept his love for keeley. keeley realizing that she was truly passionate about her company and she loved the work she was doing before jack had been a part of it. sam holding onto his dreams and his love for his home country despite akufo’s bullying. jamie expressing his love for his team by showing up to phoebe’s uncle day for and choosing sam’s number when he plays for the england team. it’s truly about the love

[giallos]

just once again thinking of the ppl who were calling lou homophobic because he was the one who suggested the gentler first kiss and hoping theyre miserable after last night's hospital mauling :))

[nancywheeeler]

i love that the pub lads stand by isaac even without knowing specifically what the fan said. they've been going to the open practices for months now and have seen the players beyond two halves on a television screen every week. they've seen them working their asses off, and making mistakes, and getting frustrated, and puking their guts out. they saw isaac's disastrous first attempt at a corner kick! and they know that fan would have had to say some truly vile shit for isaac to do what he did. free nelson road tickets for the pub lads for life, i think.

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

HISJACKWT CHANGES FACES IM CEYINDG THATSSO CUTE

bugs !!!!! kill them

[watchyourbuck]

Eddie: *walking into the firehouse for the first time*

Buck: something LGBT just happened to me.