#“ok i'll apologize” ���bro it's not that serious.”

[bixels]

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Hello. If Requests Are Open I Have One. Tsukishima, Suna And Kenma With A Reader Who Is Kinda On The Thicker Side (Thick, Not Chubby) So She Gets Sexualized And Catcalled A Lot

HQ BOYS WITH A CURVY S/O

a/n: yes! thank u sm for submitting a request ☺︎

warnings: swearing, guys (not the hq guys) way overstepping and making reader feel uncomfortable, fem reader

tsukishima, suna, and kenma x reader

TSUKISHIMA KEI

when something happens to you, he shows his protection subtly, but he really really cares about you

would attack the weirdos and people jealous of your body

he wouldn't be the "don't worry babe, i can fight" kind of attacking guy, but the "beat them up mentally until their spirit is broken" kind of attacking guy

you were doing your work diligently at your desk when suddenly, one of your male classmates stopped at your desk.

"goddamn, girl. being serious is great and all, but would it kill you to show a pained expression every now and then?" he rested his hand on your desk, covering part of your paper.

"pardon?" you asked, not quite comprehending.

"i mean," he smirked, "can't imagine what you'd be like under me if you're so serious all the time. have you ever even felt pain?" he paused. "i can show you great pain and pleasure, babe. just gotta say the word."

you froze, speechless. how were you supposed to respond to that? whilst you were trying to come up with a response, you saw kei getting up out of the corner of your eye.

"well, cutie?" your classmate grinned widely before sliding a finger down your back, making you cringe in disgust silently. "how about it?"

"i-"

"don't you have anything better to do?"

"huh?" the guy turned around to see kei towering over him, a nasty glare in his eyes.

"i said, 'don't you have anything better to do?' are you deaf, or just stupid?" kei asked, an annoyed expression present on his features.

"what the hell are you talking about? you're just a cocky brat, aren't ya?" the guy snarled. "man, i hate people like you. so much confidence with nothing to show for it."

kei paused. "i apologize. i was unaware that you hated yourself that much. things will get better, i promise." he mocked, patting the guys back, causing an angry vein to bulge out of the guy's forehead.

"haha, very funny." the guy muttered. "bitchy beanpole brat."

"alliteration! very good!" kei applauded with a smile before sending him a death glare that could freeze lava. "but seriously, are you such a loser that your ego won't allow a hit?" he then leaned into his ear. "she. isn't. interested. scram. you're just making a fool of yourself at this point."

the guy looked around and noticed everyone staring and whispering, clearly judging him for his creepy ways. he angrily stormed out of the classroom, with kei calling out a, "nice talk! let's do it again sometime," on his way out.

once the guy was fully out of the classroom, kei grabbed a chair and put it next to yours at your desk, plopping down his work as well.

"thanks, kei." you whispered a bit shakily.

he simply gave your hand a reassuring squeeze in response. "let me know if that loser gives you anymore trouble, ok?" he whispered back. "i'll beat him to a pulp." he followed up, a terrifyingly murderous intent in his eyes.

he then gave a smile, though it was still terrifyingly murderous-looking. "verbally, i mean."

SUNA RINTARO

another guy with a tongue that could slice boulders

hes not quite as mean tho, instead choosing to go with the more "protect my girl" stance rather than tsukkis "belittle them and make them feel like tiny little idiots who have no worth" stance

he'd try to embarrass the hell out of them

he's good at manipulating people, after all. he finds their weaknesses in an instant and uses it to his ultimate advantage

and also

he loves your curves

so

much

he'd definitely come over and like place his hand on your hip or ass or smth to mark his territory

bro hes the only one who gets to say how much he likes your ass?? um who tf is this other dude

he'd probs also try and cause a scene or incorporate humor to make you feel better

you were scared

a guy from the inarizaki cheering section had been staring at you ever since you entered

though you weren't absolutely positive, you felt like you could feel his eyes scanning your curves, and it made you feel like curling away in disgust

you'd lessened your cheering ever since you realized that the screaming made your tits bounce, and his eyes were practically burning a hole through them

once the game was over, you quickly dashed off from the stands to meet rin at the bottom, but the same guy met you down there

"so, hey, i was just thinking that you're like, really hot and have a great body, you know? and not to brag but i kinda have girls drooling on my abs left and right. if we got together, we'd be the ultimate power couple! whaddaya say, doll, hm?"

you scanned the room, looking for rin, but unfortunately, the coach was giving a talk, so rin wouldn't be able to come right away

"um, thank you for your offer, but i have a boyfriend." you politely declined.

he put his hand on your shoulder, and you could feel his thumb searching for your bra strap. you leaned away uncomfortably, but he gripped your shoulder and pulled you back.

"hey, now, its ok. don't think that i didn't see the way you were showing off these pretty assets of yours to me on the stands. you were practically shaking the things in my face! i can take a hint, you know. don't worry. i understand women. you were hinting at wanting to get with me, right? i get it! promise i won't be mad if we start dating the minute you break up with whatever loser you're with right now, doll. i don't need to wait."

"i-"

"hey, bun."

you whipped around to see suna rintaro not-so-gently shoving the guy off your shoulder and wrapping his arm around you, placing his hand right at the curve of your hip, giving you butterflies.

he directed his attention to the guy hitting on you. "'sup."

the guy stuttered for a few moments before regaining his cockiness. "this your girl? sorry, man, but she was actually just hitting on me. she aint loyal enough, i guess."

"the hell?! no i wasn-"

"she definitely wasn't." rin interrupted. "she'd never be into a piece of garbage like you."

a vein popped out of the guy's forehead. he grabbed the collar of rin's shirt.

"say that again."

rin opened his mouth, and for a moment, you thought that rin was going to retaliate, but instead, a piercing shriek ran through the air.

a baby's wail? a crying girl? a dropped mic? no, it was 6"1 inarizaki high middle blocker suna rintaro.

every head in the area turned, and suddenly, at the negative attention, the guy ran off in humiliation, calling out some insult towards you like "you weren't even that hot, by the way" on his way out.

once he was gone, suna picked you up and ran to somewhere with a bit more privacy

once he had found a spot he had deemed private enough, he engulfed you in the biggest, tightest hug, burying his head in your neck

"'m sorry that happened, bun." he murmured into your neck. "and 'm sorry that i interrupted you earlier, and i'm sorry that i wasn't there sooner, and im sorry that i didn't punch that guy in his pathetic, ugly-ass face."

you hugged him back. "it's ok, rin." you squeezed tighter. "i'm just glad you came."

"anyways, at any rate, he had no right to look in your direction, nonetheless insult you!" you felt his fists tighten. "pisses me off."

"and also," he added before moving his hand downwards to squeeze your ass, "i'm the only one allowed to call your body hot. everyone else can just fuck off"

you giggled and sighed into his locks. "ok, rin."

KOZUME KENMA

he wouldn't be one for words

he'd just glare daggers into the other guys body and then drag you away

he liked to call it a tactical retreat

"hey, what grade are you in?"

you looked up from your phone to see a group of what seemed to be some middle school boys circling around you, with what seemed to be their leader approaching you.

"pardon?" you were a bit taken aback. what was even going on?

"shy. cute, i'm into that." the boy smirked. "class 3-2, izumitate junior high soccer team captain, sato emiko."

you froze. junior high? you were being hit on by junior high boys?

you really tried not to, but suddenly, you burst out laughing. "sorry, sorry, but, well, junior high? i'm a 2nd year in highschool!"

you expected him to back down after that, but to your surprise, he kept going. "an older girl, huh.. well, it doesn't bother me if it doesn't bother you. and if im being honest, i don't see why it would." he grinned cockily. "i am a catch, after all."

"sorry, i'm not interested." you declined, trying not to break his junior high heart.

to your surprise, he smirked and started approaching you. how cocky was this kid, anyways?

suddenly, he grabbed a handful of your thigh, though he was quickly met with a slap from you.

"come on," he said, walking towards you. "i know you want me."

but before he could reach for a handful of tit, he was interrupted by kenma shoving his way through the crowd.

he gently took your hand and smiled softly at you before glaring daggers at the boy and walking away.

"h-hey!" the boy stuttered, clearly a bit flustered. "you can't just walk away! who do you think you are?"

kenma turned his head to give another death glare that definitely sent chills down that kid's spine. yeah, the boy would definitely see that in his next nightmare.

once you two were out of earshot, kenma turned to you. "hey, you ok?"

you smiled warmly. "yeah. thanks for getting me, ken."

he turned away. "they were just a bunch of cocky middle schoolers. honestly, where do they get the nerve?"

the rest of the way home, kenma added in abrupt complaints about what had happened throughout the conversation. though he didn't say it, you knew that he was actually kind of scared to grab you out of there, despite the fact that the boys were "puny" and "weak," as kenma had described. you knew that though he wouldn't say, he was worried about you and was caring for you, in his own, unique, kenma way.

[onmyknees4loak]

Teach me

Lo'ak x Reader

Warnings: (Lowkey stalker and sub lo'ak) Synopsis : (Lo'ak cant seem to take his eyes off of the girl who teaches his nephew.)

Playlist I listened to while making this

Reader's POV

"Good job muffin!!" Pxe'pe one of my youngest students finally gets her threading right. She runs off to show her mother.

I'm what Jake calls a babysitter but I like to think of myself as a teacher I mean that is what I do, people leave there kids with me while they attend to there duties and I teach them things like threading, scavenging, and even healing.

"miss miss miss" i hear a small voice from behind me and feel small hands on my leg, i turn around to be met with Kame'xar, one of my little ones.

"yes what do you need sweetie" i crouch down to be at his level

"i cut my finger" a little sob comes out as he holds his hand up, i see a small bright red cut nothing to serious but still it must hurt.

"oh no sweetie come on lets go fix that up for you" i extend my arms and pick him up, i start heading to the healing tent. i look down at his finger and as im looking away from in front of me i bump into a tall stiff figure. "Oh my eywa! I am so sorry" the figure turns around, i began to panic even more. The figure is Kame'xar's uncle.

"oh my goodness Lo'ak I apologize" i say hoping he wont notice the cut on his nephew's hand.

"oh no worries ...." he pauses trying to remember my name.

"y/n my name is y/n" i tell him.

"y/n... That's a beautiful name....Oh my god Kame'xar i didn't even notice you what's up bro, have you been crying what happened?"

He looks at me wondering what happened to his nephew,

"he cut his finger we were on the way to the healing tent to fix him up."

"oh well please let me walk you there its the least i can do" Lo'ak insists.

"I mean it is only right there but sure" we began walking to the tent which is already in sight.

Once we walk into the tent i set Kame'xar down on the floor and lower to my knees to grab the healing paste. I take his hand and gently rub the paste over his cut.

Kame'xar giggles "its c-cold!" he says in a fit of giggles.

"it is isn't it" i say laughing with him.

I can feel Lo'aks watching my every move. I stand up and turn around to Lo'ak.

"Well i should be getting Kame'xar back now." I feel Kame'xar put his now healed hand in mine and start pulling me to the opening of the tent.

"Thank you y/n, bye Kame'xar ill see you at dinner" lo'ak says waiting for us to leave.

"Bye" me and Kame'xar say at the same time.

As were walking I can't help but to keep thinking about Lo'ak everyone says he,s a bad influence and all he does is get in trouble but he seems so sweet and caring- ok y/n snap out of it he didn't even know your name and you got more important things to worry about.

Lo'ak's POV

'y/n.....y/n how have i never seen her around surly i would have noticed someone that beautiful. She's so different there's just something soothing and pleasant about her.

I walk out of the healing tent and start heading to our family tent,

Oh eywa i can't get that beautiful women out of my head. I need to see her again. I change my direction and start heading to where i know neteyam drops Kame'xar off every day. As i get closer i can hear the sound of children laughing getting louder, shes so good with kids. I hope to make her laugh like that one day.

I see my girl with kids running around her, there playing a game. I keep my distance and sit on a log where others are sitting and eating fruit.

I just sit there and watch her teach and play with the kids for hours. I turn away any time she looks in my direction hoping she doesn't realize that ive been sitting here for hours.

She would never want a guy like me an outcast.

Reader's POV

I finish putting up all the kids threading projects keeping them safe for tomorrow.

"Good Bye Vaylen! I'll see you tomorrow" now all the kids have gone home for the night, and i can start heading home. i turn around to start walking in the direction of my tent when i see Lo'ak sitting looking at me when he realizes I'm looking at him he turns his head the other way. Now that i think about it he has been sitting there since i got back from the healing tent.

'Should i go talk to him?' i ask myself 'I should.'

I start walking over to him with a smile on my face, he notices me coming over and i can see his body tense up.

"Hey Lo'ak what are you doing here?" i come to a stop in front of him.

"Oh i w-was ju-just uh chillin yk" he stutters over his words.

'my god, he's so cute, i want him stuttering over his words while i ride him' omg! what the fuck is wrong with me why would i think that.

I think he could tell i just got surprised with myself.

'y/n? Are you okay?" he asks as he stands up getting closer to me.

I can feel the tension in the air as his face is suddenly a few inches from mine.

"Yeah im good" i see his eyes move down to my lips as he licks his own.

He leans in intel our lips meet and he begins kissing me, i kiss back and start getting a little more aggressive i bring my hand to the back of his head and put my fingers through his hair lightly pulling.

"mMm" Lo'ak lets out a whimper/moan.

I pull away and bring my hand down " i cant do this Lo'ak im sorry" i look down to my feet.

"Why not baby?" he asks pushing hair behind my ear.

"What would people think if they found out, im not trying to be mean but your kinda know as a bad boy yk, and i dont want people to not trust me with there kids im sorry"

I turn around to leave and i feel him grab my hand and pull me back.

"Then Teach me, teach me how to be a good boy"

[sketchedboba]

How I see this going down pt.5:

Uncle Mario

Luigi: Mario! *Excitedly rushes over and hugs him tightly*

Mario: Lu! *hugging back*

Mario: *face straightens, getting serious, and whispers* He didn't hurt you, did he?

Luigi: Mario! You know he's changed..

Mario: I'll believe it when I see it, he COULD still hurt you. *moves out of the hug*

Bowser: *steps out of his ship* Just say you're scared, still as short as ever in every way, huh pepper flake?

Mario: I'll knock that grin off your scaly as-

Luigi: Language! There are kids listening..

Mario: *turns to him* kids?! You don't mean you... BOWSER I SWEAR IF YOU-

Bowser: If I what? *confused*

Luigi: Mario!

Mario: Nevermind, what's this talk about kids?

Iggy: *spin dashes in his shell straight towards Mario.*

Mario: *jumps and skids onto the ground* What the- An ambush?!

Wendy: *steps out* Iggy, you can't keep greeting everyone like that! Besides, you gotta be quicker. Watch! *Spins in her shell and launches herself towards Mario*

Mario: *jumps over her but gets hit by her spikes when she jumps too* AGH!

Wendy: *lands next to Iggy and pops out* see?

Iggy: Oooh! Cool! I'll try that next time.

Luigi: Wendy! *helps Mario up* Sorry about this, they like to roughhouse a bit and she forgets how sharp her shell is.

Wendy: no I don-

Luigi: *head snaps towards her and he glares sternly* Come apologize to your uncle.

Wendy: *shivers* Ok, just a lil...

Mario and Bowser: Uncle?!

Mario: *brushes off his clothes*

Luigi: *takes Bowser's claw* Mi amor, we talked about this.

Bowser: *a bit flustered* Ugh.... Fine, but if he dares hurt any of them.

Luigi: He won't, right bro?

Mario: Yeah, right... *Looks at Wendy and Iggy*

Wendy: Sorry about that...and that your squishy body can't handle my cool attacks!

Mario: *gritting teeth* uh huh, it's no trouble at all...

Lemmy: *sniffs air and walks down to Bowser* I don't smell pepper flakes... Just mushrooms and another human!?

Mario: *pulls Luigi over whispers to him* three?

Luigi: *smiles and eyes beam excitedly* nope, 8!

Mario: *turns back to the ship to see five more silhouettes peering out* Mama mia...

[the-s1lly-corner]

OOO what about a Dark Fey reader like Maleficent? that was being hunted down by a dangerous group of cryptid hunters, and had a broken wing n wounded by iron bullets but kept running.

And the Creeps found them took em in. and since ferfolk cannot lie,.. caught them off guard with a question on how they felt about that creep 😉

I expect to see Slenderman!👁👁 and another ig👍plz

idk I rarely see Supernatural like readers, it's a little disappointing imo. I love powerful self-inserts ok?

Slenderman with a Fey!S/o

UWAAAA I'm sorry for taking so long to get to this !! I've kinda been sucked up in a bunch of irl stuff !! (Nothing serious, just me working on things)!!

Admittedly I have never watched maleficent; so I'll solely be going off the info given in this ask I hope that's alright ☝️😔 and I apologize in advance if it's no good 😭💔

As you specifically brought up slenderman, he's gonna be our star today!! I was originally going to do the full list of characters but my brain js

A raisin

Also also!! I totally get what you mean ab the shortage of supernatural readers!!! Not just in the creepypasta fandom; but really any fandom! Let the insert have powers, let them be super strong, ect ect !!

You'd stumble into him after trying to hide and take shelter in his woods

Normally, he'd take down any trespassers after stalking them for a bit; but he was just too curious about you to make that the case

I dont know, I always think of slenderman to carry that kind of curiosity about the world and other creatures; I feel like that makes him more interesting than the fandoms standard "stern and oddly fatherly" take... also I just live the idea of curious cryptids!!

Moving on

He'd help patch you up with the resources in the forest; I've seen mixed opinions on whether or not slenderman has weird healing powers but personally; I think he has regen abilities that can only be applied to himself! Unrelated to the ask I know, but a quick little fun aside and little bonding point for him and s/o if they have the same deal going on

As for shelter? I'm personally still on the fence on if I wanna make the manor thing a part of my personal universe and hc that I write for these silly lads; but rn I've settled for a version of it! Not as grand or tidy as the old fandom hyped it up to be; it's a lil smaller and kinda... run down

Still livable, though, and you're more than welcome inside if you need somewhere to stay

Granted, I'm not entirely sure how the topic of romance would be brought up with him, but let's say he picks up on some behavior from you that makes him start putting together a picture

Bro has zero rizz I'm sorry

Regardless, he eventually asks the question; and as the rules go, you're kinda forced to tell him how you feel

I think regardless of if he reciprocates or expected your answer, he'd be surprised

I mean how many people are out here flirting with a forest monster, to their face

I think it could work, honestly! The relationship I mean!! I wish i had more hcs since this is such a fun idea, but I genuinely dont know much about fairy stuff and all the lore regarding them

But onto some more side hcs/little ideas to make up for the lack of stuff !!

If you need comfort, about the whole being hunted thing, slenderman is a good listener; and he understands what it's like, bro probably has to deal with people trying to get a look at him all the time. He gets it

Want revenge on them? Well if the hunters followed you into the woods they probably wont last long anyways; despite the whole curiosity thing he can be... rather territorial

Day to day life with slenderman is interesting as is, but with a fellow non-human companion? Shenanigans will likely ensue

What kind? Cant say, due to my lack of knowledge 😔☝️

Too injured to move around on your own? If you need to go somewhere slenderman will either fetch it for you, or just carry you to where you gotta go

Also he totally wont make it habit; even before the romantic relationship is fully formed

It just activates his neurons 😔

[winwintea]

life update!: i can’t sleep well🙁🙁🙁 i hate when i suddenly get this rush of energy and enthusiasm that i can’t sleep well😿😿😿

me rn:

I really want to you to drop the family lore and what happened with your boyfriend but if you were comfortable to do it of course👉🏻👈🏻

starting to daydream about ten so much these days HELP—

(Please let him hold me in a headlock for FUCK’S SA—)

okay an opinion about ten he is so pansexual coded like yes every time i look at someone i call them gay i have a RADER for gay gay people you don’t get it

i love talking to you omg you are so fun🤏🏻🤏🏻

STOP THE GOOGLE SEARCH

i apologize but no chapter today either 😭 preparing for my uni starting tmr hehe

i'll drop the family lore eventually hehe boyfriend situation was just eh im kinda over it now, i broke up with him for various i'll also get into it eventually but we are still friends !!

bro ten...

if ANY of the members of nct are gay it's gotta be ten im literally so serious. i can see the other guys, as straight but THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL that he's straight.

ten being pansexual coded i can see that ok!

i lowkey still see renjun as ace (IK IM WRITING A SMAU FOR HIM ITS OK LEMME BE DELULU) and i also see jeno as demi??? idk i just... people like to write him as this big dicked daddy kink guy but he's actually like the sweetest???? and i feel like he shows off his body in like a non sexual way bc bro gets so flustered whenever tds was brought up............ (but this can be subject to debate) idk

[dream-critical]

Oh ok, thanks for replying so fast. Like I’ve said haven’t been able to really keep up with what’s going on bc I’m busy with my studies 😅.

Honestly I can get behind mostly to what you are saying.

I just know for me (someone who not a cc or anything like that for that matter) if someone I’ve been friends with for years wasn’t responding to me or others for that matter I would be doing anything I could to figure out what’s wrong and if I stepped on any toes. But I know it’s a different situation when you have a platform and whatnot. So, I can understand why it is seen as ya know pushing him to talk. And yes I agree he doesn’t have to talk to him if he doesn’t want to, but even just texting a friend saying “hey I’m alright” would be better and that could be the end of the convo. So like people know you are ok.

I will also agree with the lktwt thing. Some people are just criticizing just to criticize and not they are in lwtwt. So I feel like that had been blown WAY out of proportion.

Oh also, see I’ve just been hearing that the doxxing has been coming mainly from Q’s fandom so thanks for the clarification!!

Maybe it’s just me tho, just hearing from Q (not even him responding to Dream directly) would be nice. I just think even tho this whole situation has been blown out of proportion it would possibly help.

And idk I’m 50/50 about Dream “talking down” on Q’s project or his accomplishments. I didn’t really take it as such or even thought that was what he was doing bc ya know sometimes people can’t pick up tone through messages (haven’t seen any of the clips)

Lastly, bro I was so nervous to even send in an ask bc I didn’t wanna come off as rude or hostile or anything. So, it’s nice that this can be a nice conversation!!

As long as the people sending asks aren't being mean or condescending I'll always try to reply in a neutral/understanding way.

And I don't mind discussing different perspectives as long as it isn't on serious things, like someone claiming some of dreams past situations weren't real etc or someone claiming everyone has to forgive him after an apology, which are types of asks I have gotten before.

Anyway, I think at this point if Quackity does reply, all it will do is make it worse bc then people would get mad at him for not replying earlier etc, his reply wouldn't seem good enough to others. I don't think there is a right course of action here at all. The situation is a mess and no matter what he does he is still going to get hate for it as the situation has been getting a lot more intense.

If you do want to see the clips, I have posted them on here and could reblog them again so they're easier to find.

[thefaearealwaysamongyou]

Oh boy story time and (as much as I hate to do this) kinda vent?

Right before I first came out right around the time I started questioning my gender, I met this person online who I found out was also transmasc (I say that lightly because they were really struggling with their gender the whole time I knew them so I don't wanna be to specific). I later learned that they had serious issues with their gender and a lot of religious guilt centered around it. We'd have hours long debates about whether or not trans people were acceptable in the eyes of God, and I told them they should be ok with being trans. I didn't know I was trans yet and really didn't have much of an inkling, but I supported trans people and was still out of the closet as queer. The one thing they kept repeating over and over in every conversation was "I don't want to be trans, I just want to be a man." And at the time I thought it was a ridiculous fucking statement because, of course, I hadn't had the full trans experience yet and I believed to some capacity that trans men were men and trans women were women regardless.

They were a problematic person, and I'm glad that I dropped them about 2 years ago, but since realizing that I'm transmasc and getting over the honeymoon phase with my recognized gender, what they said resonates with me more and more.

I try so hard to be proud of myself as a trans guy, and to remember that I am masculine and I am valid no matter what but it gets really hard sometimes. I'm so sick of being seen as a "trans kid". I'm so sick of telling people my pronouns are he/him and getting a they/them if I'm lucky. I'm so sick of correcting substitutes everytime they take attendance, not because I care about being deadnamed that much or because the subs are ever shitty about it (in fact they're usually pretty good about it), but because the kids fucking giggle. Like it's funny everytime I say "Actually, I go by Gilly." I'm so fucking sick of being assimilated with the greasy ass kids who throw chairs at people when they get mildly inconvenienced. I'm sick of the whole rant explanation that people go on when they misgender me and instead of actually apologizing (as awkward as even that would be), and have the audacity to make it worse somehow??? "Sorry, I'm trying, I just don't think I'll ever get your pronouns right because I see you and I just see a girl." And I have to smile and laugh and say "It's whatever bro, I'm not mad." Just so I don't get compared to "those trans kids".

I mean, holy fuck, I know I'm not getting hate crimed here, but is a little normalcy too much to ask for? Can I just be a boy and not a trans boy?

I'm sorry this post ended up being so long but I just needed to tell some people who would get it.

The dysphoric struggle of wanting to be perceived as an attractive man, the way that straight girls crush over fictional characters and the way that people want fluffy haired boys and the way that people fawn over goofy golden retriever guys.

There is always the feeling that I will never be perceived that way without ‘trans’ in front of it, without that exception of manliness. It feels like any chance I had of being desired has been robbed, no matter how proud I am of being trans.

[castle-dominion]

going to watch rise 4x1 audio commentary I think. director/exec producer rob bowman, actors jon huertas, seamus dever, tamala jones

while eating supper & you play him well Yeah as much info as short as u can!

TJ: This was a hard day bc everybody was joking around & I had to cry & be serious! She went to go touch her chin but had blood on her

SD: It was hard because usually you're listening to the other actor but here we were both just yelling into our phones walking down the hallway as fast as we can & I'm like "I keep saying your lines bro" TJ: what was really hard was being strapped to that gurney, trying to get lines out, bursting through doors

Good! They got a med tech in there helping choreograph

They didn't show the shove I gave him back tho

Susan sullivan is a great actress. Marta, the butcher of south london. She cuts for emotion, doesn't care what your story board said.

Yeah I was actually thinking about how they wree just... in the hallway. I didn't care tho I just assumed I was being silly.

& [the rifle] is pointing at castle See that's a good director.

your WHAT NOW? I know you called him mystery man, the other name, no not shadow man either, that name: deep throat. Pardon me??

WAIT WHAT SHADOW MAN WAS THE DOCTOR WALKING BEHIND CASTLE WHEN CASTLE CHECKS HIS HAIR????? Seemingly an ally

TJ while RB is talking about ILYs & GSWs: could that man be any hotter?

RB: i had to promise stana that I would make her look like a cadaver

RB: did she hear it did she not? Me: Oh who knows? She probably DID hear it, but she claimed to remember everything & there is NO WAY she remembers everything. TJ: Oh she heard it she just chose not to answer

I didn't even notice that the man had two phones, funnily enough it was a flip phone & a touchscreen

"we were scared it was going to be an 80s movie"

TJ, interrupting the convo: OH MY GOD SD: stop looking at my ass TJ: SEAMUS, YOUR BUTT SD: don't look at my ass there TJ: I AM LOOKING AT YOUR BUTT SD: Idk why it was lit so well! TJ: THEY WERE JUST PERKED UP, THEY WERE LIKE SITTING UP HIGH, like boing-oing-oing-oing-oing SD: why did Bill light my ass so-- RB: Children may be watching this *laughter, "sorry," & convo goes back to looking like an 80s movie* my mom when we paused to laugh: (speaking at TJ) "They were just Up There, right at eye level!" *holds her hands up to show how "perked up" his booty was* mister seamus dever if you're reading this (if you are then: why? that's weird) I would like to apologize for the actions of myself & my mom & my (hot+gay) older bro (I'll give u his # /j)

SD: Penny. Jonas. Jerald. PJJ as we--.. as I call her. I didn't even as. RB: affetionately

Well bc she's a woman in a male dominated place. Like big bro's mash character. I had a teacher once, I'd say "yes ma'am" all the time but she said it made her feel old. She told me to call her superstar or smth so I started saying "you got it superstar" & it was nice. She even wrote it on my IPP/PLP/SP once. Then FNAF came out & everyone thought I was quoting freddy but I had been saying it for years before freddy.

Paranoid ryan <3 he wasn't paranoid he was just noid

JH/JE: I shoot [gates] winks every once in a while that's my plan SD/KR: I think you're hitting on her

SD: I like how my character has knowledg eof people magazine RB: seam-lessly ; )

wow ok I just had to make a card, STOP making a card, sign a card that someone miscommunicated with my abt, break down & put away my calligraphy pen, listen to my older brother rant about the new DHMIS (which I'm excited abt too) & then listen to "the one thing they can never replace" by john mulaney. Wow

I was right! When I saw the superhero episode I knew it was her! SD: When my wife saw it she was like "Who is that? Why was she so featured?" & I went 'just keep watching, watch next week.'

NO, there was that one time when they made a bet on a murder & caskett was working on one murder & rysposito was working on the other, ofc eventually they became the same case but other than that

THE WHAT? PAPARAZZI UNDERWEAR? WAIT WHAT

they're just watching now, not commenting

SD: I want to hear her, "hey beckett can you get me a cup of coffee?" 'I WAS SHOT IN THE CHEST'

Oh yeah the nanny episode but no they did not sit on the swingset I love hearing them talk about framing & set & decisions

We're in the middle of a third act & we're like "hey so what's the murder about"

oh I didn't notice they remodeled the captain's office! hm! I'm glad they mentioned & explained that. traditional vs masculine, power, all that good stuff. JH: nice grouping

TJ: Gates has a wedding band on. Is she married? RB: Yes to the guy who killed beckett RB: no, idk TJ: but is she with a guy or a girl? Nah she's sadly def with a man. Everyone: but it's new york, it's new york state, *implying that they can still give her a wife* wait holy crap this is before 2015. ny was 2011 tho apparently.

HOLY CRAP that whistle scared me, my older bro has a whistle that means my little brother & a whistle that means me, like in the sound of music, & whenever I hear it I always look. One time a friend at culinary school just whistled, then my head shot up & I was staring at him & he was kind of scared like "what? why are you looking at me" & I had to explain that my brother's whistle language that was like calling my name. Then he would occasionally do it on purpose just to see me jump in shock "big bro isn't here is he?" & there was actually one time we were both heading in to school late, around 6.45am & he whistled from the other hallway & we were able to say hi.

"some parts of this story are dramatized for impact" "JON LEFT WITHOUT TELLING ANYBODY"

Bubble wrap...?

Yeah. I couldn't even see the amps sorry.

You're a drummer rob? They totally should have had him cameo as the frummer in the band or smth

SD: we're playing that jon (JE) is the only one that can talk to her & I (kr) kind of freeze up. Also u apparently can't lie. espt trained not to give up information RB: PJJ came up to me & asked where she was & I said "You're learning very quickly that they all lie" & she's figuring out what to tolerate & what to punish bc they still solve murders. "& we're trying to figure out how we feel about her"

Beckett's place is a permanent set now!

"I give you enough close-ups, you don't need to say that" SD: when other directors tell me 'take your time think through your lines' I say "When you tell me that I get a visual image of rob bowman looking at a watch" (I think /j) just see rob in editing looking over marta's shoulder (sd speaking as marta) "who directed this, rob?"

What is e4? big speeches? wait is that 3xk number two? Ooh I hope they do commentary on that one wait no it is #4, they would not comment on it, crud.

RB as castle: "I'm just a writer who got bored, now I'm getting scary phone calls from scary people"

TJ: Molly has grown <3 uwu RB: Yeah I remember back when she was sweet TJ, sounding like she'd slap him: She's still sweet! RB: not what I meant SD: She's a cagey adult JH: She's a cagey teenager SD: She's a cagey teenager JH: She's a cagey teenager who thinks she's an adult TJ: She schooled me in some of my scenes!

TJ, interrupting the emotional "let becks solve the case" moment they're discussing: Ok girlie moment, Look at that place! Who wouldn't want that? *nice bed, nice furniture, nice wall,* RB: *continues talking about castle teeing beckett up* SD+JH laugh: nobody followed up to your girly moment 'cause you're the only girl here right now you know that might be fun, have all the gals comment. SK MQ SS TJ, prolific women BTS too

RB: Castle can't lift the mattress & carry the scene at the same time JH+SD: No he just couldn't lift the mattress, it was a heavy mattress

rock star skinny jeans apparently my aunt had a friend who would get dressed in the bathtub & let her pants dry to her skin bc they were that tight

JH: Good thing she's there rn bc esposito would have shot that guy by now TJ: right between the eyes JH: hell yeah (ew, cops are not lawyers nor judges, they don't have that power)

SD: Speaking of shotguns do you know what jon got be for christmas? Um what? I have farming family we have guns, I have metis family we go hunting, but us in the city? We don't. Do regular actors living in the big city have guns? just? have guns? get each other guns for xmas? I thought it was really cool for a sec until I realized that he really had no need for a gun. None of my business tho! Guns are fascinating! I mean, if you want to fight someone, do it the honourable way with fists & feet but this is none of my business. I mean he has to protect his home from the impending apocalypse ig.

for now <3

TJ is SO right.

JH: He's got a touch screen too? SD: He's rich of course he's got a touchscreen

Michael Dorn JH: Fanboy moment, I was wrapped & I just hung out for 45 minutes just bc I wanted to meet him

everyone else: thanks for watching SD: *whistling the outro music*

[shiroichiban]

aaron z headcannons of him meeting the love of his life during Pandapocalypse 2002 please !!!

oh to meet your soulmate in the parking lot of a convenience store after you nearly get killed by a giant red panda 🥰

Aaron Z x Reader meeting after pandapocalypse 2002~

setting the scene: it's like, an hour? two hours after the pandapocalypse incident. everyone has been sent home including 4Town and a survey will be done on the damages tomorrow

just imagine 4Town chilling in like, a convenience store trying to comprehend what just happened to them

aaron z is just there with his usual expression but his mind is going through some serious gymnastics as he tries to figure out what the hell just happened (like bitch deadass witnessed a panda fight and??)

he was doing all of this thinking in front of the ice cream however and you really wanted your cookies and cream >:((

"uh... are you ok?" "!!" he whipped around and looked at you before mumbling an apology and you kinda thought this guy's getup was weird

orange just wasn't your favorite color and 4 wasn't your favorite number i guess

you grabbed your ice cream and wanted to leave but the dude was still staring into space and you felt bad leaving him there, "you wanna sit outside?" you offered and surprisingly he nodded

(god knows where the other 4Town members are honestly, jesse and robaire are probably looking at beer, tae young's checking out the crappy drugstore nail polish, and aaron t... is in the bathroom i guess)

so it was the two of you casually sitting on the plastic chairs outside the convenience store as you eat your ice cream and just look at him like 'u high r smthn bro?'

aaron z was not high he legit just witnessed a panda brawl and watched them ascend into some heavenly plane he was reflecting ok >://

then he deadass just asked you "have you ever seen a red panda fight?"

"no??" "good for you"

ok if you thought this guy was weird then, he was definitely weirder now. but your curiosity got the best of you so you went, "why do you ask?"

"the skydome got destroyed by a big one"

"a big... red panda fight??" you had thought there was an earthquake earlier or something, the only news you saw about the skydome was the fact that it was destroyed, "your shitting me right"

"i wish i was"

SIR WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN

you kinda just stare at him in disbelief and sigh, "you like cookies and cream?"

"sure."

"ok here, say 'ah'". you offered him a generous spoonful of your ice cream which he took happily

"why?" he asked in the middle of you spoon-feeding him and you just shrugged, "you need this ice cream more than me"

you ended up feeding him at least half of your container of ice cream, which made you sad but oh well you could always buy more.

once the two of you had finished your ice cream you kinda just sat there with him, staring into oblivion contemplating the meaning of life, his head was leaning on your shoulder at this point and you could tell he was tired af

it was then his bandmates came back out and told him it was time to leave

you had to jostle him with your shoulder to get his attention as you gestured to his bandmates, who were all smirking at him... concerningly

he got up and handed you a small slip of paper and some cash, "thanks for the ice cream" he mumbled and for a second you thought he looked embarrassed??

as he left the other four guys were waving back at you, especially the one with the cap which felt lightly concerning but you shrugged it off. looking down at the cash he gave you it was almost double the price of the ice cream, sweet.

scribbled on the slip of paper he gave you was... his number? you punched it into your phone and texted him 'you gave me too much money so i'll treat you to ice cream again next time k?'

the only reply you got was '<33'

teeeechnically it should end here but as you were walking home you saw a flyer for this boy band called 4Town and when you picked it up you laughed cause it literally looked just like the guy you saw

THEN YOU REMEMBER YOU NEVER EVEN GOT HIS NAME??

you being the flirting genius you are managed to get the guy's number but not his damn name

he ended up calling you later trying to apologize for the last text he sent, saying it was his bandmate that typed it and not him, you laughed it off before going, "anyways i never caught your name so?"

"it's aaron." "oh like the guy from 4Town lol" "yeah that's me" "wait seriously–"

[charliedawn]

What is their reaction when they find out that they may have grown attached to you ?

You know how Jason can be very insecure and self-conscious ? Well. Prepare for a whole new level. He will check himself in the mirror when you're not looking, and if he doesn't like what he is seeing ? He will smash the mirror and go in a corner to sit and move back and forth, to give himself some reassurance. He still remembers what his mother used to tell him.

" Persons are a nuisance, Jason. You don't need them to survive."

But then, why does he feel like he needs you ? He feels conflicted as to what to believe.

Super jumpy ! He will jump almost every time you touch him or lose his grip of the things he is holding, often ending broken and splattered on the floor. He would be as clumsy as Jason and would want you to spend more time with him. However, he would also be scared of you breaking his heart.

" I..I c..care.."

Like many of your patients, Brahms has trouble finding his words. At first, many thought he was mute, like Jason or Michael. This is why hearing him speak to you always means it is important.

" I..I care.."

He wants to say many things, how he cherishes every moment you spend together, how you make his heart race everytime you are near him or how he wants you to be by his side forever..But, he can't. He can just hope that what he feels can be expressed through eye contact. You may not understand what he wants to say, but you still try to understand. You put your hand on his and reply with a compassionate smile.

" I care about you too. You are a very good friend, Brahms.."

Did you just indirectly friendzone him ? Possibly..You walk out and Brahms sighs before sitting on his bed while hugging his doll to comfort him.

" You turn me on."

He will be absolutely frank about it. He will just step up and tell you in front of anyone. He doesn't give a damn if the others hear him as well. Also, creep alert, will watch you sleep. He will sneak in your bedroom in the middle of the night and just look at you sleep. He wants to touch you so bad, but he knows that that would wake you up. And he doesn't want that. He will just admire you from afar, even pretend that you may like him back. He would just want to get close to you, to look at you and wonder what you may be dreaming about..hoping that you are dreaming of him.

" Oh my sweet..You look so perfect when you sleep.."

Now..You know how Five is very serious about his relationship with Dolores ? Well, you better be prepared by lots of imaginary fights between the two of them, and even a break-up ! *gasp* Drama. He would be in a very bad mood and would scream and attack everyone that approaches his personal space. He would also smash everything in his room. Like, everything. So much that the other nurses would be too scared of him and ask you to handle it.

" Hey. Are you okay, Five ? Did something happen ?"

He would snort and look up at you with visible frustration.

" You happened. Dolores and I broke up. Not that she was one to share her feelings anyway."

You frown in incomprehension before asking with a small airy laugh.

" I don't understand, what does that have to do with me ?"

Your question seems to trigger a nerve and he suddenly stands up to look at you dead in the eye with anger and, somehow, pain..

" Everything ! You're too nice ! Too forgiving ! Too perfect ! You wiped our past as if it was nothing, goddammit ! We're serial killers, Y/N! We're monsters and you treat us as if we were..as if we were.."

He doesn't get to finish that sentence as he seems on the verge of tears. He jumps on his bed to sit and hide his face behind his knees. You seem to finally understand the problem and sigh before sitting next to Five.

" It's okay to have feelings, Five. You can't hide them forever. I'm sorry if it upsets you but, I don't think you're all that bad. Sure, you kill and even eat people. But, I've seen you change. You are a lot less violent and a few more months ? And I'm sure you'll be out of here in no time."

He looks up at you again with a sort of desperation, very uncharacteristic of Five, before finally asking in a tearful voice.

" What if..What if I don't want to go back ? Out there, I'm just a freak. But, here ? I got.."

He doesn't finish his sentence, but you guess what he is going to say and smile understandingly.

"..Friends ?"

He doesn't answer, he only suddenly hugs you tightly and hides his face in your skirt. You hesitate before slowly petting the top of his head affectionately. The gesture seems to relax him, but he quickly straightens up and wipes his tears away. He then stands up and apologizes.

" I..I'm sorry, it was highly inappropriate of me. I'll..I'll let you work."

Before you could say anything, he runs out of the room and leaves you confused and worried.

Lots of uncontrollable laughter. More than usual. He is very nervous when you're around him and sometimes cries while laughing, showing that he is deeply ashamed of his condition. He is very bipolar and will sometimes act very casually around you, only to break into tears when you leave the room. He will stare at you and turn his gaze away as soon as you would notice.

" Well, would you look at that ? Sir Sh*tty the clown seems to have a little crush on the nice nurse.."

Pennywise would tease him about it while Penny cackles behind him. Arthur glares at them both before either ignoring them or leaving the room.

No. Nope. Certainly not. He will try to hide from you. He knows very well what he is feeling, and also what happens to the people he feels this way towards. He just managed to get rid of his curse, he is not about to risk getting on a murder rampage again ! Every time he would see you, he would pretend to be busy or hide. One time, he even jumped out the window to get away from you. It is very odd since Michael is normally the most chill and calm out of all the patients. But one look at you ? And he becomes a panicking mess. He has to get away. He doesn't want to hurt you like he hurt everyone else close to him, like he hurt his family..

" Me ? Having feelings ? Ah !"

One word: denial. He doesn't want to hear about things like feelings. He saved you ? Bah. It was only because he was bored. He will deny everything, but still follow you and pop up out of nowhere to see what you're doing. He enjoys talking to you, even if he doesn't want to admit it.

" Pennywise..You're staring again."

Penny would gently warn him as his big brother would pretend to not have done such a thing.

" Can't an old clown appreciate to look at nice things sometimes ?"

Penny frowns, not understanding his big brother's words until Freddy intervenes by popping next to him with a huge grin.

" Let it go, kid. Your big bro is just too much of a chicken to go talk to her.."

Pennywise growls in annoyance at Freddy before raising his middle finger at him.

" F*ck off Freddy ! At least I don't watch her sleep like a total perv !"

That would result in a fight that you would have to break. Again..

" Pennywise..I think I'm sick.."

Pennywise would admit some day to Pennywise that would sigh in annoyance.

" Stop saying stupid sh*t. You know very well that we can't be sick."

But, upon seeing the devastated face of his brother, Pennywise sighs loudly before turning towards him to focus his whole attention on him.

" Fiiinnneee...Tell me."

Penny's mood seems to lit up as his brother seems to be willing to listen to him.

" OK, so it concerns the nurse, Y/N. Everytime they are near me, I feel things in my stomach, like a million kids were kicking me in there..Everytime they touch me, I feel as if a part of me in my chest is about to burst and I feel warm, very very warm. And then, I feel very very bad when they talk to anyone else..It's horrible. I want it to stop..Should I eat them ?"

Pennywise stays silent for a while before saying with an unusual straight face.

" Penny.."

He starts, but Penny starts panicking as he sees the sour look on his brother's face.

" Oh ! It's bad, isn't it ?! What is it ?! How long do I have ?!"

Pennywise rolls his eyes dramatically at his brother's exaggerated reaction before cutting him off in his worried questions.

" Shut up, you idiot ! You're not dying. You're just feeling.."things" for them."

Penny stops talking and frowns in confusion, his eyes diverging in deep concentration, as if trying to understand Pennywise's words.

" Things ?! What things ?!"

He finally asks with his eyes wide open in obvious loss and Pennywise face-palms himself before answering with a loud sigh.

" You're falling in love, you dumb f*ck !"

At the word, Penny's face freezes and his smile goes downwards as he realizes that his older brother is right.

" Oh, sh*t.."

He curses and Pennywise frowns, as Penny hates curses.

" Language ! I'm the only one allowed to use curses, remember ?!"

Penny nods before asking in a worried tone.

" How do I get rid of it ? I don't like it.."

Pennywise can't help but feel sorry for Penny, as he knew better than anyone that there was no turning back..

" I'm sorry kid. But if it's really love ? You can't..like I can't.."

Penny's eyes widen at his brother's confession.

" You..You..love her too ?"

Pennywise seems to realize what he just said and groans before walking away. He didn't want anyone to know, even though Penny is his brother. Penny understands the wish of his brother to be left alone and starts walking out in the garden to think over what his older brother said..Could it be ? Could he really be falling in love ?

Bonus : The deal

The Horde is blindfolded and dragged to another room where a man and a woman are waiting for them. At first look, he can already tell that this man is one of the unworthy. The unbroken. The weak..His interest is cut short and he then turns towards the woman sitting next to him. Now, this one was interesting..Her eyes betrayed a much deeper complexity and she had a scar running from her forehead to her left cheek that proved she was worthy.

" You..You are broken. Rejoice.."

The woman smiles, but before she could start talking, her partner does it for her.

" Mister Wendell Crumb, we have a mission for you."

But Kevin only grits his teeths at the man.

" You are impure..I want to kill you.."

The man arks an eyebrow, but ignores his threat.

" Fine. Whatever. But first, I want you to be my spy. We didn't get you out of this prison for nothing, mister Wendell Crumb. We want you to be our little spy in the facility. We want you to find out how a certain miss L/N managed to control the patients outside of the facility. Do that, and you'll be as free as a bird..Do we have a deal ?"

He frowns, they wanted him to spy on a nurse ? She must be quite special for them to go to such lengths, to use him as a spy..Yes, quite the unique prey. The Beast was already impatient and Kevin licks his lips before nodding.

" Fine, but on one condition. When you're finished with her, I get to eat her heart.."

The request seems to take the man aback, but it is the lady that Kevin is looking at. She smiles coldly before nodding in agreement.

" Deal."

Kevin finally smiles widely and can't help the excited giggle that gets out from deep within him. Then, the dark and low voice of the beast makes itself heard as the smile grows almost ferocious as he announces. .

" Let the hunt begin.."

[a-snow-decahedron]

Learn to Dodge

Ok but imagine being Frisk and sucking at dodging bullets

it's 3 am im not apologizing for this.

warning for Frisk cursing a lot, because they deserve it and also because it's really funny to think the only reason they don't have dialogue is because it would change the rating of the game

sans: haven't i done a great job protecting you?

sans: i mean, look at yourself, you haven't died a single time

sans: hey, what's that look supposed to mean? am i wrong?

Frisk: That's such bullshit.

sans: language, bucko.

Frisk: No you shut up! I died so many times i can't count and you didn't do shit a single time.

sans: you did what-

Frisk: yeah you fucking heard me. I get to swear all i want after that.

sans: *realization hitting him like a brick* look, kid, there's a lot to unpack here. but first, when did u die?

Frisk: Oh now you care, don't you? Pretty much everyone's killed me at least once. I died like 10 times to Undyne alone and you were fucking napping!

sans: *lowkey feeling regret at his words* wait... everyone? even my bro?

Frisk: nah, Papyrus' cool. Still scared the crap out of me the first time he captured me. He's a little lost about humans but he's got the spirit.

sans: the dogi?

Frisk: 3 times

sans: Greater dog?

Frisk: twice

sans: alright, i guess that's valid. but i can't think of anyone else that could do some serious damage kid. seriously, did ya die to some teens? to jerry? to a woshua?

Frisk: Say that last name again and i'm throwing a chair.

sans: oh boy, how much didja die...

Frisk: Sans, look at me in the eyes. I'm opening them wide for you. Look at me, at my armor.

sans: what about it.

Frisk: you know temmie village?

sans: yeah

Frisk: Tem sells this armor for so much money you could pay your tab at Grillby's

sans: did u pick up a fight to get the money. come on kiddo, of course you got hurt doing that.

Frisk: I'm not done yet. So outside the village there's this dark as fuck maze and it's filled with Woshues and Moldbyggs and all. But every time I died, Sans. Every time you let my soul break into little tiny pieces. Temmie sold the armor for cheaper.

sans: how the he...ck would temmie know how many times you died?

sans, to himself: i could visit the village for research, bet they know something i don't

Frisk: Hey bonehead, wanna know how much it cost?

sans: sure, go ahead

Frisk: it started at like 4500 G. I already died a few times beforehand so it was probably more expensive than that. But that fucking maze is worse than my old neighborhood in the surface, man. I died so much the price got to 1400G I think.

sans: holy crap.

Frisk: it was still too much yknow, every time I died I lost my progress so I had to keep saving every penny I got. Anyways, see what I'm wearing? How much do you think it cost?

sans: uh... 500G

Frisk: close enough, 750, it didn't go lower than that. Before you ask: no, I did not die on purpose to find out.

sans: ...

sans: how many HP do humans have?

Frisk: I learnt what HP was like yesterday, I don't think I can tell you. I have 20.

sans: ok yeah that's low. i figured you'd have like 200 at least

Frisk: I know that if I kill people it somehow increases but that's awful so next time I came back to life after dying I was back to before I murdered someone. I chose to do as much as possible to never kill again on purpose or by accident.

sans: wow, kid. you really are, uh, determined.

sans: hold on, so you can travel back in time

Frisk: *shrugs* I guess? Still hurts a fucking lot when it happens after I die. but I think I can try at will.

sans: buddy, let's do something. you can come back to a few minutes on the past right?

Frisk: Yeah

sans: ok, so hear me out. i made a codeword some time ago, so if someone tells it to me i know they're a time traveler. get closer (whisper, whisper)

Frisk: Sans what the fuck.

sans: i hope you come back and tell it to me.

--one loaded SAVE later--

Frisk: hey you told me to tell you this and if it's a fucking joke i'm going feral.

sans: language, bucko.

Frisk: (whisper, whisper)

sans: who told you this? what a liar. *Frisk's eye twitches* but yeah that's a codeword. come closer, to really gain my trust you need another code (whimsper, whimsper).

Frisk: Oh for fuck's sake.

--Another loaded SAVE file later--

sans: hey, kiddo what's with that look

Frisk: This better be the last fucking codeword or I'm going insane

sans: language, bucko.

Frisk: *says the codeword*

sans: oh, so that's what you meant. It kinda explains a lot.

Frisk: Sans listen, I'm so fucking done of doing this. Let's just go eat, ok? Time traveling doesn't help wtih my hunger, and I reaally need to take my time to just explain what just happened because I know you got questions.

sans: *mentally preparing* here we go

-- some eplanations later --

sans: wow, kid. i'm impressed. for one thing i believe you. you knew what i was about to do before i did it.

sans: and, uh, guess i can't really make the past go away for you even if i don't remember that happening but... i'll do better, ok?

Frisk: Can I really trust you?

sans: you said your stats were low, mine are even worse so it's not like i can defend u without dusting myself in the process... but we can practice dodging, until you get better. and that armor's gonna help a lot too.

Frisk: For real?

sans: yeah, i made a promise after all. i gotta do a better job at keeping it.

sans: hey, buddy... you have not told this to anyone right? you haven't told the door lady.

Frisk: No fucking way. She also killed me once, telling her would destroy her. And I think she was trying not to hurt me too but somehow I managed to walk into her flames.

sans: ... why do you trust her?

Frisk: I don't know... it's complicated. She has good intentions. Better than some people on the Surface, anyways.

sans: you are a special kid, you know that? alright buddy, we can keep talking outside. let's take a breath and then do some training. even folks with low HP like us can find a way to survive. howzabout that?

Frisk: I guess... that's alright. Yeah, that can work.

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[heroicvilliansometimes]

Ronald Speirs x Male reader x Garwood Lipton

Note: this is placed in a modern college au and this will be fluff

"Hey guys I'm back" Carwood yelled, he had just came back from grocery shopping because Y/N kept complaining about how there is never any food in the fridge, which however is never Ron, Carwood, or even Y/N's fault. It was the dozen of people that kept crashing at their dorm room and going through their fridge and eating up their snacks to which of the aggravation of Speirs.

"Could you guys please give me a hand" Carwood groaned

"Sure" Ron and Y/N responded, and as Ron and Y/N went to the parking lot to get the rest of the groceries Carwood plopped down on the couch exhausted from the exercise he went through just to bring snacks to the dorm. He took a deep breath and thought how much he needed a cuddle so bad and how he couldn't wait for Ron and Y/N to get back.

"WE'RE BACK" Y/N happily squealed, Ron didn't need to say anything just glaring at Y/N he understood that he was being to loud.

"Sorry Ron" Ron didn't say anything he just walked right past Y/N and started to put the groceries away in the fridge and some in the cabinets,

"What's wrong Ron you seem a little quiet" Y/N asked, Ron smirked and then looked at Y/N. Y/N rolled his eyes

"Quieter then usual I mean" Y/N remarked, Ron closed the fridge door and then started to walk towards Y/N, grabbed his waist and whispered in his ear,

"Haven't you noticed that Lip fell asleep on the couch," Y/N turned to his side and realized that in fact Lip had fallen asleep on the couch. Y/N smiled at Lip and then whispered

"Well if Lip is going to take nap then I want to join him" Y/N stated while walking out the kitchen and towards his room

"Where are you going" Ron asked following him

"Ron you can't take a nap without a blanket or you won't really be comfortable" Y/N snide. Ron scoffed, Y/N looked back at Ron coyly before starting to undress, Ron raised his eyebrows out of suspicion and asked

"What are you doing"

"Ron you can't expect me to get comfortable in a tshirt and jeans" Y/N smirked while pulling his jeans off. Ron's eyes followed Y/N's half naked form across the room stopping at his ass when he had decided to bend down to grab a hoodie out of his drawers. Ron grinned and walked up to Y/N grabbed his waist and started to trace circles around his back

"Don't be such a tease you know how much I hate teasing" Ron whispered Y/N grabbed Ron's wrist and casted a side eye glare reminding Ron why Y/N was getting dressed in the first place. Ron started to kiss and nibble on his neck grinning when Y/N moaned

"Ron cut it out" Y/N drawled out

"I'm trying to get dress." Ron turned Y/N around and looked him in the eyes and what Ron saw was astounding, Y/N's eyes were dilated and clouded with lust

"Are you sure you want me to stop"

"Yes" Y/N quickly remarked

"Your mouth is saying stop but your eyes protray a different story." Ron's kisses started to get lower until Y/N yanked his head up and said

"Ron I know you want to have sex right now but I'm serious I want to cuddle with Lipton. Now I know your in the mood and my body may be coming off that way but my mind right now is telling me to go cuddle with Lip and if I disappointed you I'm sorry." Ron stared at Y/N before giving him a tender kiss on the lips then started to walk to the bed and grabbed the blanket

"I'm sorry if I made you uncomfortable and if you need me I'll be on the couch with Lip" Ron apologized and walked off

"Ok" Y/N replied, Y/N grabbed his hoodie out of the drawer and put it on then he bended down to grab a pair of shorts.

(Switch to Ron's pov)

"I feel bad wait no horrible I made Y/N uncomfortable and now he's probably mad at me shit I really fucked this up didn't I" Ron panicked he hadn't made Y/N uncomfortable before but then again he wasn't usually the one that initiated contact with him Lip usually did that but Lip was asleep and now Ron had fucked up.

"Damn why did you have to fall asleep Lip I really need you right now"

"Why what happend" Ron jumped he hadn't mean to wake up Lip but then he remembered Lip was a light sleeper because of the idiots he had to watch over constantly

"Ok so Y/N saw how you fell asleep on the couch so he wanted to get you a blanket so you and him can cuddle, I followed him out of curiosity and witnessed him getting undress, so I figured he wanted to have sex only to find out that no he was just getting in comfortable wear and now I think I made him uncomfortable by implying sexual contact with him" Lip looked at Ron for a few moments to process and then he took a deep sigh.

"Ron........I feel bad for you I really do but the only thing I can think of right now is just to confront Y/N and work it out"

"But I just can't confront Y/N" Ron whined.

"Confront me about what" Y/N yawned, Ron and Lip jumped not expecting Y/N to join in the conversation, Lip looked at Ron expextedly and Ron took a deep breath and said

"Y/N I'm deeply sorry if I made you uncomfortable and I'm fine if you don't want to talk to me for a while"

"Dude it's not a big deal" Y/N mumbled

"Really" Ron said in a surprised tone

"Bro no I misread situations all the time hell I mean shit happens." Ron looked at Lip as if he was going to give him confirmation, but Lip had fallen back to sleep,

"Now move over Ron" Ron had scooted over to make some room and while Ron was getting comfy in his new spot he felt a hand around his waist so he looked to his side to see Y/N had snuggled up to him and Lip was snuggled up to Y/N. Ron grinned and then started to let sleep take control.

(Bonus)

While Ron and Y/N were slowly falling asleep Lip said

"And don't think I didn't notice Ron had given you a hickey" Ron quickly opened his eyes and looked to his side to see an embarrassed Y/N and a smug looking Lip

"WHAT" Y/N yelled

"Hehehe" Ron nervously laughed while thinking shit.

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Dancing Lessons

Barry Berkman x reader

Summary: Barry is finally cast in a feature, the problem? He said he could dance and now he can either disappoint Sally or found a way to learn some steps.

Warnings: Swearing, blood, violence, guns, cheating, drinking.

Hi! I know, I took so long to finish this, it's been a crazy couple of months but I must say that this story finally has the ending I wanted, I already had a sugarcoated ending and I didn't post it because I just didn't like it that way, but then I watch Barry again and it all click in my mind and I managed to write this last 2 chapters and the epilogue and I hope you like them.

Part 1 ● Part 2 ● Part 3 ● Part 4 ● 

Part 5 ● Part 6 ● Part 7 ● Part 8 ● Epilogue

Part 7

He leaned in ready to kiss you, and for a millisecond you were sure it was going to happen, so you close your eyes and take a small breath ready to feel his lips... but then a floral and feminine fragance lingered under the alcohol and the thought of blonde hair and a bright smile flash before your eyes, and made you speak.

"But I care" You said, and he immediately stop and let you go, he look at you with sad eyes, and was about to start apologizing about how he didn't mean to offend you but you spoke first.

"I like you Barry, I am attracted to you so much that is shameful, especially since tonight for the first time in almost 5 years I felt like a school girl willing to fall down the rabbit hole that is being attracted to someone, and I'm beyond happy knowing you like me as well" it took all the strength in your body to say those words and keep looking into his eyes without crying but you managed, and decided to say it all before the fear betrayed you. "But the truth is that even if I don't feel like that for my husband anymore, I'm still with him, and you're still with Sally, and this adolescent crush, or whatever this is, will be a drunken mistake in the morning, and I care too much about you to let you ruin your relationship, because I'm sure you do love her" you took a deep breath then and try to keep talking but now was impossible, the shameful revelation that you were actually no longer in love with Alan was out and it hurt more than you expected.

"I'm sorry" He started, and pulled you closer to him again, but there was no longer the electricity that had been there minutes before, he simply hold you while you let your bitter tears roll and caress your hair. "You are right, I been trying to lied to me all this time, but you are right, I wanted you, and it's wrong, and if someone has to be ashamed of his behavior is me, I spend the night with you knowing that you are married and I didn't care, and it was for the selfish purpose of being with you."

You pull apart one last time, and your whole body ached, knowing too well that this was the end of something that hasn't even started, but your conciousness was now in charge and this was the right thing to do.

Because in the end you were sure you have fallen for the same reason he had, he wanted Sally to be more like you, willing to leave everything for him, and you wanted Alan to be mor like him, changing his entire self to fit your dreams, under no circumstances was that healthy, nor real, and you both knew that neither was happy.

You said your goodbyes, and the empty promise to pretend to keep being friends, but the quick excuses you made to avoid him the next days and let him alone practicing with Macy, let clear that it was not going to work.

Because even when it was just a fantasy, just a dream, just the idea of something better, it still hurt. It hurt when you accidentally saw him on the street on a date with his beautiful girlfriend, and you could see the light in his eyes when he saw you, and the subsequent sadness because you were now sure that he wanted you too, it hurt even when you were walking on Alan's arm, because seeing him kiss her make your husband efforts to gain your forgiveness seem empty, specially since the tears he saw in your eyes that day were not his doing, but Barry's.

It hurt because, it was not just an idea, not just the idealization of the sweet midwestern boy with perfect blue eyes, it hurt because you love him.

***

Loosing her was hard, pretending to be okay without her gentle touch, and her playful teasing during rehearsals was harder, but seeing her with her husband on the street was heartbreaking, Barry knew he didn't deserve her, but neither did Alan.

In the second he saw him next to Sally he tried to hide, and pull away from Y/N, maybe to prevent Sally to figure out he was cheating on his friend. That's why he kissed her, to avoid confrontation, and a couple minutes later while she was in the bathroom, and Y/N was paying in a store Alan approach him, with his false smile bright.

"Hey Barry was it?" He said, and offered him a hand, that Barry took repressing the urge to punch his teeth out.

"Hey" Asshole "So you broke up with Monique?" Or is that your sister?" He said trying to sound naive, but his eyes were clearly looking at his wedding band.

"No, that's Y/N, she's my wife" He said, with no shame, and Barry was surprised, but maybe a little pride. "You know how it is, huh?" He playfully punch him on the shoulder.

"Sure, she is quite beautiful" He said feeling the words burning in his tongue "Do you think she wants to meet Sally?" He add completely serious and Alan gave him a perplex look. "I'm kidding, but you should leave, she is in the bathroom"

"My man" he said and put his arm around him like they were friends "you almost got me, yeah she is quite something, but too chatty sometimes" Barry was about to break his arm, pleading the skies for Sally or Y/N to see them so it all could end, but he let go first "Thanks, I'll go before they meet, thanks Berkman, you are a real Bro"

"Sure, bro" he answered monotony, and saw him walk away, shaking, missing like never before having a gun in his pocket.

"So I was thinking" Sally said on their way home, he had been pretending to listen about all her fabulous new friends and definitely not thinking in a way to eliminate a certain lawyer.

"Um huh?"

"About what you said a week ago" She said and let go a deep sigh "And I think that maybe cheating won't be an issue if you are both okay okay about it"

Thankfully she was wearing a seatbelt, because he braked abruptly and almost caused and accident.

"What?" He said and she look at him concerned but also embarrassed by the way she had formulated her statement.

"No like that, I mean, maybe if people were completely honest with their partners and their boundaries they would not need to cheat" She said and he was able to keep driving normally until they get to her house.

"So people should tell each other I want to sleep with someone else, be okay with that?" He was trying to not be mean or sarcastic, but it was almost impossible.

They put the groceries in the kitchen and he sit on her couch, and she sit in front of him.

"No, I mean more like maybe people should not commit so much in a relationship if they are not ready for it" She said, and he finally understand where she was going.

"So you want to be with someone else and I'm on the way?" He said more bluntly than he wanted, maybe his time with Y/N have had a negative impact on him.

"Oh my God no!" She said quickly "But maybe you do?" She add.

"I will never cheat on you Sally" LIAAAAR "I'm really confused right now"

"I know you wouldn't" She started and put her hand on his knees tenderly "Is just that with Sam I run into commitment so soon, and I'm afraid that I'm doing the same right now, and what if I'm in the middle of your own journey as an actor, or you in mine? Is not like I'm interested on other men, is just that I think I should be more interested in me as a person, as an artist" She said, she sound sincere but something about her words made him feel like she had rehearsed her speech at least a couple times before. "What I'm trying to say is that maybe, just maybe we should take a break you know? You should focus on your movie, and I should focus on my projects and in a couple months when things are cool down at work we could have more time for each other" She said and she tried to smile.

"Focus on your projects? So you wouldn't be dating anyone?" He said holding his hands in fists, trying to not start screaming at her.

"I don't think I have time for that" She said in al calmed voice "But I would not be mad at you if you do" She said and that was enough for him.

"Ok" He said and stood up trying to leave.

"Wait Barry, you can stay, is just an idea" she tried to stop him but was cautious enough to not touch him, and he felt a pain on his chest knowing why, he would never act like her stupid ex husband, so he calmed immediately and turned around.

"It's okay, I may not want this, but if you do, it's okay, I will see you in a couple months then" He avoid kiss her goodbye and simply walk out of her house.

He got on his car and start driving nowhere in particular, after almost half an hour he was willing to think about what had just happened, he lost Sally, and put Y/N firmly in the arms of her stupid husband. He was now truly alone, and maybe that's why when the black truck that had been following him pass next to him and a bald man covered in tattoos make him a sing to drive behind him he didn't think of escaping, if this was the moment the Chechens were waiting it was perfect, he had nothing left to lose.

[didiwaffles]

My ex messaged me again. He does it once in a while. Saying hi, how are you, what're you doing, etc. Sometimes I ignore him. When I'm in bad mood. Sometimes I answer, telling him that my life is perfect (without him). Usually it ends up with him asking me out.

Now, look. We broke 2 years ago I guess? And he still messages me. Like, does he expect me to not find someone else? What's with this "you're such a loser that no one would date you anyway". Well, yeah, I hadn't had a date since then but for different reasons. Does he really expect me to come back just like this? Oh boy, he must be incredibly dumb then.

I'd say I'm having fun watching him running after me, but... That's not what he's doing? Well, at least not in my opinion.

We've been dating for few months and I left as soon as I started to feel uncomfortable near him. But looking back, I see now there was much more, that I didn't see back then. And I'm happy I left. And I won't come back. Even if I'm on the edge.

You know those Good Guys™? He definitely one of them. Along with my brother. I hope they both go straight to hell.

I broke up with him by message. Thankfully we live far away from each other. So what he did? Uhm, nothing? He didn't do anything at all. As always though. He didn't call me. Didn't ask me why. Like it was a joke. But it wasn't. And he didn't care. Why again I should go out with you?

Probably, he thinks that if he has a dick, that means every girl would quiver before him. Guess what? No.

So, why I left, huh? OK, I'll try to remember now. First that comes to mind, is when he tried to teach me how to cook. Why, thank you, Your Fucking Highness. So there was short period (three days) when we lived in the same flat. And I was cooking for his dumb fucking ass. And he just went to kitchen and started with how I do everything wrong. Boy oh boy that pissed me off. I am EXTREMELY uncomfortable when someone is on kitchen when I'm cooking. But lecturing me? Are you fucking what? Do it yourself, if you're so smart. But, no, the end was when she took a pan with still boiling oil (!) and decided to wash it (!) under cold water! I think something died inside of me back then.

Another one. So if we were gonna make something serious out of our relationships, we needed to think about somewhere to live. He lived with parents, so did I. And oh boy he found brilliant solution. Yeah, I will buy us a flat. Cool story bro. Yeah, suggestion, which can be made only buy true Man™.

His friends... Is something special. If being short, he yelled at me that I wasn't talking much during our hang out. He literally yelled at me for that! So they were preparing for wedding, and was talking about that, then they started to talk about their inside stuff, which I had no clue about. I was listening to their completely uninteresting crap for two hours just to be yelled at. Ugh. Do you want to talk about our God and Saviour Oda-sensei? Warcraft, maybe? Ugh, I'm not sure what else I was interested in at the time. SAO? Supernatural? No? Then shut the fuck up and leave me be.

But line was crossed a bit later. He went on work and forgot how to use Google and probably phone in general. So I needed to search the address for him on maps and then send it through Whatsup. It appeared at the evening that he's dumb and got lost. And I am of course the one to blame. Sure, why not? But he wasn't satisfied just making me feel awful. So I tried to apologize (for what again? ahh, whatever) and all I got was... Nothing? He ignored me? Like, I get it, women like assholes, and those who cold to them, right? Well, it looks that day he learned that it's not like that. Did he even learned? Who cares.

I was thinking all night. And then left. Because I didn't want to be with someone, who would be cold towards me. I've got my lesson. And haven't had a single date since then. Because fuck you.

Now, let me tell you, sweety. I would buy a flat for them. I would hug them when they feeling bad. I would apologies even if I did nothing wrong. I would give them my jacket if they're cold, even if I'm feeling cold. I would cook their favourite food. If they have bad mood, I would go on the other side of the world to comfort them. I would do anything for them. For my girlfriend. But you're not my girlfriend. If you call yourself a Man, be so nice, and act like one. If not, too bad for you. I don't like idea of dating girl who think she's not one.

I mean I would gladly date trans boy. Or trans girl. Or cis girl. Or cis boy. Or anyone really. Except for Nice Guy™. Sorry, pal. You're not from my league. Go fuck yourself. Maybe even literally. I don't give a fuck.