#“oh i see. a situationship?”

[hexesandroses]

Genshin mutuals: if you had to put your oc in another universe, which would it be?

I would put Eir in the star stable universe because objectively that's just hilarious. She has enough on her plate as is but ending up on a horse island with a weird cult and magic and talking horses? She would hate every second of it and I love that so much

[dragoncarrion]

(ocs. she/her for both) me and the beastie lol

[ash-and-starlight]

“im glad that at least one of us has maternal instincts” zhu when i fucking get you >:(((

[wastrelwoods]

it really is so funnie that alana and hannibal’s fling is mutually understood to be about hooking up because both of them need to get over will graham by getting under someone else. and all they do is fuck and then lie there and think about will graham. and talk about missing him. that’s un-fucking-tenable. that’s hilarious

[honeygrahambitch]

Top cringe scenes in Hannibal:

1. Will, Hannibal and Alana having dinner in Naka-Choko

2. Will, Hannibal and Alana having dinner in Naka-Choko

3. Will, Hannibal and Alana having dinner in Naka-Choko

[over-extra-tapidoodles]

DOOMED YUKIERRE CORE

Based off Chappell Roan’s song “Casual” and the trend around mlm/wlw situationships on TikTok

[pocketramblr]

Kill the child of one of your most hated foes? ❌

Find their son and get him pregnant instead so the child you conceived with said son will kill him ✅

Don't fact check me this is canon.

APPARENTLY IT IS

[kieflo]

im going to sleep but before that i must tell everyone that im 99% sure that in pokespe violet will do the whole kitakami siblings and bb arc while scarlet is off doing all the insane side quests and if this doesn't happen i will kill god

[elektroblues]

looking back now my summer was like a the smiths song im gonna be sick

[quillkiller]

i was actually gonna ask what you thought of the new ep, but i think your newest post answers my question

[vigilskept]

10 for dinara & the new mercar

10. Does Rook know their history? Do they know of the HoF, Hawke, the Inquisitor?

(i think? i've been extremely slow at working through my inbox so please correct me if i’m mixing up the set of 50 questions!)

dinara de riva:

in general? she knows a little. less than most crows when it comes to internal politics in antiva (bc she mostly takes contracts on kossith) but she still knows who's at war with who/for how long, which side the major crow houses are backing, etc.

she was only 4 during the blight, so all her info comes from her circle education. she knows the HoF was from denerim's alienage and that he died ending the blight (does NOT know abt him & zevran or that zevran's the guy who's been taking out crows)

she knows even less about hawke than the hof. she's heard more about anders from varric than she has about hawke, it's that dire.

varric signed it on his behalf, but this is still an inquisition contract, so she gathers a decent amount of intel on lord trevelyan. from that + the comments varric & harding made about him when they thought she was out of earshot, she's concluded that andraste's herald is probably a bit of a prick. this is an accurate assessment.*

tavian mercar:

military families get pretty good education as far as soporati go, but the history curriculum is very tevene. he knows all the major wars/rebellions and knows his archons and black divines better than he'd like, but not nearly as much about the rest of thedas

warden commander mahariel's name is known as far away as minrathous, and often spoken in derogatory terms. it's common knowledge that the major southern port of amaranthine should be avoided by any slavers who want to keep their lives and cargo

varric doesn't talk about hawke much in this worldstate either, but that's because it's better for people to keep thinking she's stuck in the fade so they don't ask questions about how her apostate girlfriend got her out of there. as far as tavian knows, isabela's semi-retired merc gf is just another lord of fortune

inquisitor lavellan is a big deal. tavian's only been with the shadow dragons for about 4 years, but he's heard enough from his colleagues to know that she played a pretty big role in bringing magister pavus and the lucerni into their network, and that she's helped them form diplomatic ties with the northern dalish clans. he's a bit awed by her, even after he meets her

50 questions for rook

[swordmaid]

I was reading this drow dnd handbook last night and this line made me cackle

just imagining shri’iia in astarion’s confession scene internally being like

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

just finished rick and morty season 2 and god. i wish season 3 was just summer going on romps to try and save her grandfather from space prison. intersected with sideplots of her grandfather being interrogated for info and giving a different backstory each time.

[neoyuno]

no cuz u really have to write a jaehyun x wonwoo x reader fic 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️

I have been thinking about this so much tbh, but I didn’t think anyone would be interested. :o What scenarios could we make? Hmmm…

[wlw-cryptid]

Crushes?

some of yall are way way too dreamy to be allowed to just walk around like that

[kushamiqueen]

Uhhhhhhh it's probably because it's that time of the month but,,,,,,

Should I download bumble again? Should I just... talk to men???