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hexesandroses · 3 months ago

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Genshin mutuals: if you had to put your oc in another universe, which would it be?

I would put Eir in the star stable universe because objectively that's just hilarious. She has enough on her plate as is but ending up on a horse island with a weird cult and magic and talking horses? She would hate every second of it and I love that so much

#i know what i said about tumblr last night but i just can't get this out of my head. it is so funny #which horse breed would suit eir... i want to say the shire but that's my favorite breed so i'm just biased #can you imagine her trying to understand genz slang #someone asks her “are you dating anyone?” and eir goes “I wouldn't call it *dating* really...”#“oh i see. a situationship?”#eir's like “what in celestia is a situationship...”#god. i need to play sso and daydream about eir living on jorvik

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dragoncarrion · 8 months ago

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(ocs. she/her for both) me and the beastie lol

#my art #tf oc #transformers oc #my ocs #mostly some quick thing to play around with gradient maps on procreate. wanted this warm but almost oppressive feel idk #fuckkkk just now im seeing a line i didnt erase. oh well #oc: cinnabar #oc: rage rush #i feel so silly with all these organization tags aaugha #been thinking about them a lot. they got some fucked up ass situationship going on

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ash-and-starlight · 4 months ago

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“im glad that at least one of us has maternal instincts” zhu when i fucking get you >:(((

#ma was so happyyy with the kid oh my goooooddddd #rlly i REMEMBER when i finished reading swbts i was rooting for zhu/ma messy divorce in the second book dkfgjdk #when zhu is like oh i know that every step in my journey to greatness will only bring suffering to ma but well. sucks to be her ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#MA BABY LISTEN TO ME NOW DUMP HIS AAASS!!!!#i was at least hoping ma would yell at her until zhu realized she fucked up big time but alas :(((#once again tragedy of characters bound to society's roles :(((#fr in a kinder future modern au ma should dump zhu's ass a few times #and then get back together with them juuuusttt as baoxiang is gearing up to shoot his shot #laying his heart at her feet and she's just like ah that's so sweet of you but uh. the call of toxic lesbian situationship was too strong #you see i'm 95% of zhu's morality #we're getting married tomorrow <3 #and so ma is off getting 6 orgasms in a row while wbx is once again rebounding on mid nefarious sex with ayushiridara #u see the vision #anyway ONTO HWDTW WHO'S READY FOR THINGS TO GET MUCH WORSEE??? YIPPPEEEEE #tre reread #send post

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wastrelwoods · 1 year ago

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it really is so funnie that alana and hannibal’s fling is mutually understood to be about hooking up because both of them need to get over will graham by getting under someone else. and all they do is fuck and then lie there and think about will graham. and talk about missing him. that’s un-fucking-tenable. that’s hilarious

#i dont think she's under any illusion that they are 'dating' its truly 100% a weird situationship #that only gets weirder when will gets out of prison and starts reconnecting with both of them again.#alannigram is so underrated #i can't see her fitting in easily to the self actualization through violence stuff #but the complex pining? oh she is entrenched

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honeygrahambitch · 8 months ago

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Top cringe scenes in Hannibal:

1. Will, Hannibal and Alana having dinner in Naka-Choko

2. Will, Hannibal and Alana having dinner in Naka-Choko

3. Will, Hannibal and Alana having dinner in Naka-Choko

#DON'T GET ME WRONG #I FIND THAT SCENE EXTREMELY FUNNY #BUT IT ALSO MAKES ME CLAW MY EYES OUT #it was definitely hannibals idea #oh let's bring together my two situationships and see what happens #hannibal lecter #hannibal #will graham #hannibal nbc

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over-extra-tapidoodles · 5 months ago

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DOOMED YUKIERRE CORE

Based off Chappell Roan’s song “Casual” and the trend around mlm/wlw situationships on TikTok

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pocketramblr · 8 months ago

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Kill the child of one of your most hated foes? ❌

Find their son and get him pregnant instead so the child you conceived with said son will kill him ✅

Don't fact check me this is canon.

APPARENTLY IT IS

#I am trying to figure out. how i think about this. because it's one thing for afo to orchestrate the tenko tragedy and I always figured he #did.#it's another thing that he orchestrated Tenko's entire existence!!!!! what the hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#this isn't just a brudoichi situationship pregnancy dark mirror #Todoroki children i see you too I'm just processing this all still #oh the fuyuhana i am sure will eventually. eventually spark from this #but anyway yeah #CANON I GUESS #pocket talks to people #anon #bnha manga leaks #bnha manga spoilers

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kieflo · 7 months ago

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im going to sleep but before that i must tell everyone that im 99% sure that in pokespe violet will do the whole kitakami siblings and bb arc while scarlet is off doing all the insane side quests and if this doesn't happen i will kill god

#scarlet kickstarting kieran's arc wouldnt be as impactful i think also they wouldnt mesh well😔😔😔 WHICH IS UNFORTUNATE BECAUSE #I LOVE SCARLET!!! I WANT HER TO INTERACT WITH THE BB LEAGUE AND THE SIBLINGS #but it just wouldnt be as. bad and big #violet is a fucking bitch i hope he has a situationship with kieran and it kills his protagonist complex and kicks it to the ground #also i want to see him bicker with carmine sobad #I HOPE SCARLET JOINS THE AREA ZERO UNDERDEPTHS EXPEDITION THO PLEAAAAASEEEEEE #scarlet interacting with crispin and drayton could heal me #AND WITH LACEY.#also please imagine perrin and scarlet scouting for that bloodmoon ursaluna please?💗#i could continue and rant about this whole thing for a hour but UNFORTUNATELY #i am shy #txt #but please oh my god imagine violet and kieran holy shit please i could faint i feel so sick im going to die i can see the light i can hear #the ambulance sirens i am god

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elektroblues · 4 months ago

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looking back now my summer was like a the smiths song im gonna be sick

#lesbian situationship breakup and looking for a job like oh god. im literally moz #good news tho i don't wanna kill myself every time i see the name ozzy anymore (evidently) so yayyyyyy

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quillkiller · 4 months ago

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i was actually gonna ask what you thought of the new ep, but i think your newest post answers my question

#ASAAAAAAJSJDJFJWJDJFJFKKDKF.#i was hyperventilating at the end.#i was losing my mind.#i was sobbing #im emotionally drained #i need someone to come take care of me and kiss my forehead #rhaenys you will always always always be famous #maelys. you will ALWAYS be famous #im going to throw up.#unfortunately i am still an aemond defender until i die…#i love that little boy.. he’s my Son..#you wouldnt get it #i know him personally.#alicent my beloved #my angel #AAALICEEENNTTTTT……….#and aegon.#oh aegon.#yeah.#i need criston to fucking die #i cant take it anymore i need him to die i hate him more than ive hated anyone ever #also. truly. fucking idgaf about anything daemon is doing ive had Enough i hate him almost as much as i hate criston.#rhaenyra.#with her septa outfit.#after seeing her ex situationship.#god.#it hurts.#AAAAAAAAAAAAA #hotd #asks

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swordmaid · 1 year ago

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I was reading this drow dnd handbook last night and this line made me cackle

just imagining shri’iia in astarion’s confession scene internally being like

#she’s like HUH.#like it is a very sweet scene. in game. but in my head she’s like HUH‼️#and they took a bit time to actually admit both they’re feelings bc he is being very brave and vulnerable but she won’t even have the #decency to look at him !!!!! and when he’s like look just tell me to fuck off and I’ll leave she’s like no that’s not it!!!!!! then he see #that she’s actually flustered. the tips of her ears are blushing and she’s a terrible mess rn and he’s like oh? oh.#and she’s like look. hand on his shoulders. clench. finally making eye contact.#I would like it if we were something too BUT quite frankly I don’t know what this is and im going through the worst tummy ache rn but I #like this vibe. and he’ll be like same bestie.#HENCE why I hc their ‘official’ lock in is the graveyard scene in act 3 ….!!!! they’re just in a situationship (for ME)#but in game I just go for the option where she asks what does he want to do but in my head it’s a whole mess lol #hitting them with the jbfication beam where love confessions turns into this long winded mess but unlike jb #they won’t have to argue abt it lol

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priestfrommidnightmass · 4 months ago

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oh my god i didn’t even TELL YOU ALL. so me and him were bugging each other as we always do and the kids were crowded around our table as they always do. he’s looking down and one of the kids notices the picture of his gf in his phone case and asks Is that your girlfriend? and he immediately assumes they’re referring to me? so he annoyedly goes No I don’t. I don’t know what that is. the children clarified that they were in fact not referring to me and he was like oh yeah it is. like

#like do you see why i want to kill myself. and him. especially him #and like an hour later we’re back to holding hands all the time #the signals truly cannot get any more mixed. like #I DON’T LNOW WHAY THAT IS. CAN YOU KILL YOURSELF IN FEOTN OF ME #and he didn’t look at me after #i was giving him the most insane look because HELLO?#and he didn’t look my way for like five minutes. AHHHHH #i really do need to start withholding.#because like #oh my god #the kids said she’s out of his league tho 😭 they’re right but brutal #situationship posting

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my-thoughts-and-junk · 5 months ago

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just finished rick and morty season 2 and god. i wish season 3 was just summer going on romps to try and save her grandfather from space prison. intersected with sideplots of her grandfather being interrogated for info and giving a different backstory each time.

#random thoughts #guess what motherfuckers it's blue man time #summerrr <3 my favorite. they did nothing with you #morty could be her guy in a chair. he would not be there on adventures at first but he would give her advice to keep her from dying #summer corruption arc. summer 'drops out of school and starts doing space drugs' corruption arc. summer 'just like her granddaddy' smith #jerry would be SO fucking mad like he JUST got what he wanted (house free of rick) and now there's ANOTHER ONE???#beth. hm. i think it would be a source of introspection for her?#like 'oh god is this how he influenced my kids' 'if i wont tolerate this behavior from my daughter how could i tolerate it from him'#orrr 'my dad just left us and now my daughter's becoming just like him oh GOD'#so afraid her daughter will leave one day and never come back #but she doesn't have the words to say this so she just. avoids her. holding her at a distance. bracing herself from the pain of loss #in her mind summer's already gone #OOOOOR jealous? inspiration for space beth?#summer has her own homoerotic situationship with an alien <3 summer bisecksual momence #rick seeing this after he's rescued. proud? disappointed in himself?

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wlw-cryptid · 5 months ago

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Crushes?

some of yall are way way too dreamy to be allowed to just walk around like that

#im talking handsome. im talking charming. im talking mutuals of mine that would see this so quick.#its the longer hair and the dark hair and the thick arms and god help me its the dad bods. the glasses. the real knightly types that would #let me baby them as best i can. i love a guard dog i can beg to lay their head in my lap #sooooo out of my league though.#i should talk to some of them more but im too shy for someone who lives far away anyways #she speaks #anon #asks #no bc sometimes i see someone who had flirted w me a few times got a gf or a situationship irl and i get a little too genuinely sad #but alas. it is their right #OH and frozenknight back before he deleted. he was fun but ik he wasnt looking for anything #and then theres.... well. you know

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neoyuno · 2 years ago

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no cuz u really have to write a jaehyun x wonwoo x reader fic 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️

I have been thinking about this so much tbh, but I didn’t think anyone would be interested. :o What scenarios could we make? Hmmm…