#“máš v sobě díry Jamesi :/” mě kurva zabilo o můj bože 😭😭😭 je to tak zlý...

[leadandblood]

Negative rant ahead, if you don't want to read, I understand. It's about the czech dub.

I watched a part of the Czech dubbing and it made me sick. It was so bad it made me legitimately unwell. Such butchering of a great show... Of great performances. The translators did a good enough job. It's the voice actors... Well, Actors...

Not only are they the same 5 voice actors that do literally everything, so I'm just sick of them by this point, but they're not even good. Like... They're mostly actually BAD.

Sir John sounds like he smokes 4 packs a day, but like... He's actually kinda good and can actually convey, you know... The emotion the actor is playing? I like him in other stuff too, he gets a pass.

Gibson is fine. Sometimes the emotion he's making isn't what the actor is doing but considering what the others do, i'll give him a pass.

Jopson sounds like a wildlife documentary comentator, but other than that he's whatever.

Little sounds like a literal child. He sounds 25 at most. What the hell. Other than that he's fine.

I'm legitimately convinced Hodgson, Goodsir, and Hickey are all dubbed by the same guy. There's like no difference in their voice. It's just the same guy. Where is Hickey's cuntery? Where's my babyboy Goodsir? Where's my wet kitten Hodgson? 😭

Blanky lost his scruffyness and sounds like 30 y.o. Victorian upper class.

Fitzjames is... whatever. That is untill he's displaying emotion or dying. That voice actor can't do emotions and dying apparently.

Crozier sound like he's given his soul to the devil. Nothing matters to him... Like... At all. He's a husk. No desparation or pain in his voice. Not even during "if you need to ride in a damned boat i'll put you there myself". The voice actor can't even act drunk. Plus i hate his voice actor with passion <3

The only thing I liked about the dub is really the weight of Fitzier switching between the formal and informal "you". It has more punch, especially at the end.... But somehow Crozier still uses the formal "you" with Blanky like what😭 Then again, that's a translator thing. Not as if a voice actor can decide on that.

Overall -100/10, absolute torture, would rather get my soul eaten by Tuunbaq.