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imeriayapping · 10 months ago

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Logan. Logan WHAT DO YOU MEAN "CAN'T GET AWAY FROM EACHOTHER"

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

#idk how to link videos but this is from feeder series yt #whole thing is 50 minutes but there a lot of mentions of oscar in like first 20 #logan sargeant #loscar #oscar piastri #this changed chemistry of my brain so much that I'm 3k deep into writing a fic #“he's obviously joking here”#I DON'T CARE #I'M DELUSIONAL BEYOND BELIEF ATP

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 3: Enveloping Feelings.

(Part 1, Part 2, Part 4)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangji #Yungmeng Jiang training arc AU #I wanted to try out a different paneling style for this one - sorry I'm a day late! (there will still be a post tomorrow to keep on track)#The original 3 panel comic idea was fine but the point of this new schedule was to take time to push myself a bit more.#I was taking a look back through some comic artists I felt inspired by #and I really loved how Lynda Barry fills her gutters with patterns and doodles!#Obviously I'm not going as absolutely wild with it as she does but it was a great exercise!#I truly think the gutters are the most important and most overlooked part of any comic. There's lots going on in that space.#It's the same with timeskips. The implied movement between moments that we don't see changes depending on how wide that gap is #You're here for the funny tags so here's some that ties this time talk together:#I think LWJ was thinking about that second note from day 2 but it took him 7 days of hazing to commit it to paper.#I think he sends it a day later and immediately regrets it. Chasing down the messenger and everything.#You know if something actually happened to his brother he would never ever forgive himself for putting the bad vibes out there.#Third time skip was the hardest because there was so many possible flavours of jokes here. Day 8/9 was a personal favourite.#day 14 was also funny (week by week). I think the debate on 'how long does lwj take to catch feelings' is more or less:#'how long does it take for him to arrive at a particular stage of grief and yearning (and awareness of it all)#This is a symphony. There is an act by act structure. Every day he is fighting to keep his old sensibilities. He is losing so badly.#(I'll be returning to the main comic soon but there is more of this AU to come!)

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tiredandoptimistic · 2 months ago

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Radar really is in such an interesting position relative to the 4077. The rest of them are doctors. Hawkeye frequently bemoans his role as "weapons repair" and is clearly uncomfortable with fixing people up so they can go back and get shot, but he's still fundamentally only engaging with the war as a healer. When he's off duty (and even while he's working), Hawkeye is able to focus his energy on "the war against the war" by throwing parties and pulling pranks. He takes every opportunity to show his disrespect for the whole military machine, and only plays by their rules when it goes along with his moral imperative to heal the dying.

Radar, on the other hand, is the motor that keeps MASH running. He helps Hawkeye and the others with their schemes, but he also has to be the one to deal with the fallout. When Hawkeye gets his shift as "Commander Pierce," Radar is the one frantically trying to get him to actually fill out the required paperwork, because Hawkeye's "this is dumb and I won't engage with it" attitude to the army doesn't work for someone in an organizational position. The rest of them turn up their noses at army bureaucracy, but Radar is the one to understand how it all works and get them what they want despite the layers of red tape. He has to be the guy delivering bad news and sneaking around to steal people's stoves, and he isn't choosing to do it but it still has to get done. He's the one who announces incoming choppers, meaning that he basically always has to be the person to spoil everyone else's day. Fun's over, Radar's here. His name is literally a direct symbol of his role as a harbinger. He isn't the one responsible though. If he wasn't there to sound the alarm, there'd be just as many wounded and even less time to prepare.

He's got a bit of separation between himself and the casualties (unlike the doctors who are literally digging around in blood and guts for twelve hours at a time), but his position as company clerk means that he's also unable to truly clock out. Radar literally sleeps in his office, because it's his entire life. He's always going to be the guy with a foot in reality who tempers the officers' wackiness. Even when he got offered a ticket home, his first instinct was to turn it down because he didn't think that the 4077th could function without him.

This is significant to me because of how it reflects on the characters role in the war overall. Hawkeye is able to act like he's separate from the military, but he's sometimes forced to reckon with the fact that he's a cog in the machine like everyone else. Radar is often forced to serve as the hand of the army in the 4077th, but his job of keeping things running smoothly does just as much to save lives as any of the doctors. They're all soldiers who have to play by the army's rules to some extent if they want to keep anybody safe.

#i'm not saying that hawkeye and the other doctors had it easy by any means #i just think it's really interesting how their perspective on the war is so different from people like radar who serve different purposes #Radar's almost an icon of the war but if he didn't do it then things would get even worse #it can be cathartic to mess with him but it doesn't stop the wounded from pouring in #he's also just a little guy #he's supposed to be a teenager #obviously the war fucks with everybody's head #but to be a person that young who's thrust into this role of authority and forced to gently command all these real adults #he clearly idolizes and respects all the doctors (except frank) and yet he's also the one who keeps them in check #they joke about him being their son or their nephew #but despite his youth he often has to be the one in charge of them #i didn't realize that i had so much to say about radar but here we are #mash #m*a*s*h #mashposting #mash 4077 #radar o'reilly #hawkeye pierce #my analysis

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myfairkatiecat · 20 days ago

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so so so very important to me how neal has a very distinct moral compass it just doesn't allign exactly with what's legal

he has a conscience, a sense of right and wrong, and plenty of capacity for guilt, it's just that his "right" and "wrong" don't perfectly overlap with "legal" and "illegal"

#white collar #neal caffrey #and sometimes he's wrong! he is!#obviously pre canon neal caffrey is like. theft is chill but i draw the line at murder :)#as much as i joke about wanting neal to get away with theft (ok maybe it's not fully a joke) stealing is in fact a thing one should not do #and he's a liar. he takes advantage of people. i'm not out here saying neal is the actual CORRECT morality over the law #but i'm saying he's got a sense of ethics!#he isn't lacking in conscience it's just......not calibrated properly #and even if it was calibrated properly i'm not sure it would line up perfectly with the law

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thatswhatsushesaid · 1 year ago

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psa that the day there are no jgy stans left on tumblr dot com is the day i am dead

but rest assured i'll go to my grave exactly as i lived: obnoxiously proclaiming to everyone within earshot how great lianfang-zun is. narratively, metaphorically, spiritually. sexually, too, like why limit myself. i like to keep my options open

#the spirit of su minshan possessed me for a minute there but like. i'm fine with it #jin guangyao #he did crimes??? good for him 😌#editing this post to add that while the tone here is clearly joking #i really am fundamentally still engaged with this fandom #and with this book #almost exlcusively because of my enjoyment of jgy #even xiyao is secondary for me like i love it and i'm ride or die for it obvs #but jgy as a character is the main draw for me. and he would have me by the throat even if there was no zewu-jun #(tho i think jgy's life would be more depressing for his absence obviously)#but he is just. /clenches my fists!!!#THE most compelling character in the story and i cannot stop thinking about him!! cannot will not!!#who else in this book has his range? who else can be the doe-eyed idealist AND the spy with blood on his hands who ends a war?#who else is two different greek tragedies and at least two separate shakespearean tragedies rolled into one antagonist #an antagonist who but for the POV of the novel could very easily have been the protagonist #whose moral event horizon is so deeply entwined with his own trauma and abuse that there is no way to meaningfully separate #the violence he does to others from the systemic violence that was done to him for his whole life?#who else in this book manages to get five separate sect leaders utterly obsessed with him no matter how you choose #to interpret that obsession?#no one!!! that's who!!#ain't no one else in the jianghu doing it like lianfang-zun and that's just a goddamn fact

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turtleblogatlast · 10 months ago

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“Haven’t You Noticed (I’m a Star)” from Steven Universe works so ridiculously well for Leo

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcanons #rottmnt leo #rise leo #listen it’s morning now and I haven’t slept so bear with me for the sudden unwarranted lyric analysis haha #a lotttt of the lyrics work so well for him #not even just the overall theme the words just work great #first lyric is literally ‘I can’t help it if I make a scene’ which is one to one with ‘Leo’s makin a scene’ from the rottmnt opening like-#‘I’m turning heads and I’m stopping traffic’ -> Leo has not made it a secret that he values his looks a LOT #-not just his looks but also his ability to get people’s attention #‘when I pose they scream when I joke they laugh’ -> I feel like this speaks for itself #-posing and joking for the crowd and himself #‘I’ve got them dazzled like a stage magician’ -> works both with Leo’s canonical love of magicians and his aptitude with tricks in general #‘well everybody needs a friend and I’ve got you and you and you’ -> I just think it’d be cute to imagine his friends here just as his bros #‘I got you and you and you’ = ‘my brainy guy my smashing guy and eats peanut butter with his fingers guy’#‘haven’t you noticed that I’m a star?’ -> Leo loves attention and especially loves when his feats and efforts are acknowledged #+ he loves glam rock and sci-fi and being a champ and - listen he has a LOT of star symbolism with him #‘haven’t you noticed I made it this far’ - Leo is well aware of how dangerous situations get and thinks himself only a part of a whole #-so hey it’s notable that he’s survived this long yeah?#‘now everyone can see me burning’ -> self-sacrificing with his family bearing witness + all his star and flame symbolism in general #+ how attention naturally goes to him - including bad attention where his mistakes are highlighted and burn bright #also even the limo lyric-#obviously this boy has never and will never own a limo but one of his main secondary colors IS pink so even that #okay that one is just a joke but he would #(on that note though I think the other colors the boys gravitate to outside THEIR color are fun to notice)#I don’t actually know too much about Steven universe beyond the songs and some eps but I like the music #and this just came to my tired mind so here you go anyone who’s interested #may draw something with these lyrics dunno yet #it’s a good song in any case even though it’s super short

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shima-draws · 5 months ago

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Scrolling through the BNHA tag on AO3 and while it does make me very happy to see so many Aizawa + Izuku centric fics it also makes me sad bc WHAT ABOUT ALL MIGHT. I know canon has established how much Aizawa cares about his kids and Izuku specifically but Toshi loved him FIRST!! Toshi was the one to take Izuku under his wing and train him and care for him and help raise him and mentor him and LIVE for him despite everything telling him he couldn’t. And he was the one who refused to let Izuku go off on his own and did everything in his power to make sure he was at least eating and sleeping and being cared for despite being and feeling so powerless. Toshi’s such an important part of Izuku’s life and people need!! To address that more!! That’s his DAD!!!!

Anyway I see the ‘All Might bashing’ tag and immediately scroll past. I don’t trust you if you don’t love and appreciate Yagi Toshinori and his place in Izuku’s life like he deserves

#I have a whole other essay about my Dad Might feelings during the Dark Hero arc trust me. GOD. They make me ill #And I have another for my feelings about BOTH Aizawa and Toshi refusing to die bc they want to see their kids grow up.#GODDD.#Anyway obviously I’m mostly joking here bc I do just blacklist the tag so I don’t have to see it lol #But All Might bashing fics are an immediate nope for me. I know people have reservations about HOW he mentored Izuku #And how irresponsible he was (which he WAS. But still)#But homie’s doing his best :(#And I love him so there. Case closed.#BNHA #MHA #My Hero Academia #Midoriya Izuku #Yagi Toshinori #Dad Might #Shima speaks #I need to go to bed. Goodnight everyone. Lmao

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shakingparadigm · 10 months ago

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interviewer: what's the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning

ivan: cardio and strength exercises

interviewer: right. and what did you say your occupation was again

ivan: singer

interviewer: and what movements do you perform on stage exactly

ivan: standing

#it takes me out actually #like ivan was out here MAXING OUT #im joking obviously i know he works up to maintain his appearance #gotta be model ready and everything #but still its hilarious to me #alnst #alien stage #alien stage ivan #alnst ivan

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bambiraptorx · 2 months ago

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Bishop's logical jumps are so funny to me sometimes because like you can clearly assume that there's something in between but the show really doesn't say how he reaches his conclusions.

For example, in Bishop's Gambit he talks about how the EPF was founded to protect from aliens, which are becoming a bigger and bigger threat to Earth. Okay, that's fair, this is probably like a month after the Triceraton invasion so the concept of "aliens are out to get us" is supported by the fact that Earth literally just got invaded by aliens for no clear reason. So what's Bishop's next step?

Making a clone army of super soldiers based on his DNA that will fight the aliens. Obviously. Can't you see the clear logical progression there.

#bambi's rambling #tmnt 2003 #2003 bishop #the funniest part is that he clearly already had the clones program up and running before the invasion actually occurred #and yeah there's later information that comes in that helps make the actual connection there a little clearer #(like the fact that bishop's DNA is uniquely suited for cloning so you'd probably get a lot more viable specimens that way)#and you know what? super soldiers to fight aliens seems relatively reasonable in context #you dont know how aliens are gonna fight but it feels safe to assume that they'd be more powerful than humans it shows up in fiction a *lot #but like. how did he get to 'the most logical solution here is a clone army'#bishop. bishop what was your thought process there exactly #(obviously it probably has something to do with clones being easier to control than regular soldiers but this is a joke post lmao)#anyway second funniest part is that for all his talk about protecting earth from aliens he was doing jack shit during the invasion itself #sir you were Not protecting the earth at all. you barely did anything

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vaguely-concerned · 1 month ago

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toying with the idea of having merrill and hawke platonically co-parenting a child (perhaps children plural? to maximize the potential chaos you understand) together by the time of veilguard, and that is part of why varric triple underlined that 'NO you are NOT coming with me on this one do you think I'm into recreationally creating orphans hawke???? after all the years we've known each other is that what you think my hobby is???? stay here and keep the home fires burning or so help me I'll ask aveline to sit on you the whole time I swear it on my perfect disdain for the merchant's guild. ffs. (infinite affection so deep it lives like an ache in my soul you're my best friend in all the world and I need to know you'll be okay somewhere out there if I'm going to do this thing. I can close a lot of stories when their time has come but please not this one. let me keep this one)'

#merrill and hawke's friendship is so special to me and this idea makes me feel all ❤️❤️😭😭❤️😭 inside #the rest of them chip in sometimes too when they're around of course. it takes a fucked up hellhole of a city to raise a child etc.#I'm imagining bethany bringing apprentices home (and maybe having children of her own?) and merrill taking care of some #of the elven orphans from the alienage -- the amell estate being full of children's laughter (and squabbling) all hours of the day :')#my hawke is aroace so he probably never expected to have a family like that but y'know. some men have dadhood thrust upon them #without going through any of the expected stages beforehand hahaha I think he has great potential. dad jokes the likes of which #the world has not seen since the days malcolm hawke walked thedas. family traditions being furthered here #dragon age #dragon age: the veilguard #dragon age 2 #hawke #varric tethras #merrill #the idea of hawke -- through a series of bizarre events as is always the case with him -- ending up with a vashoth or half-vashoth child #to raise... also a consideration #deemed the city's foremost expert on the qunari for having spoken to them like twice and also chopped the arishok's head off #so we brought this baby to you champion no one else knew what to do with it. your problem now (the garrett hawke story)#I love veilguard stupidly much obviously but my heart of heart is always in kirkwall it can't be helped

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bayetea · 23 days ago

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leo was always destined to not win the love triangle because if frank found out that hazel dated his ancestor shen lun he would not give a fuck. he's down SO bad it couldn't possibly be a deal breaker. like it would be a little weird but ultimately he'd be all "... ok? that's old news. I don't even know him." it's literally just yet another mess of legacy from his ancestor that he has to redeem and correct

#I'm half joking here ofc but can you fucking imagine????????#doesn't work for a couple of reasons but like..... you Can tweak this a little to make it work. like shen lun obviously has to be #going to a segregated school with hazel in 1930s new orleans #a freaking shapeshifter with hazel 😭😭😭 oh my god that's crazy. what if he turned into a dragon and ate rufus #(rufus was one of hazel's bullies that sammy clowned on to make him back off of her in the moa flashback)#one day I'll do shen lun headcanons LMAO #frank zhang #frazel #hazel levesque #frazelposting #baye.txt #pjo #frankposting

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d8tl55c · 8 months ago

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oh boy !! ! ! ! !!! ! thANK y0u all for the kind words on my last art posts. you all get it and i was/still am so happy about it

as promised, here's some close-ups of the comic for image quality's sake, and other screenshots i rescued from the community whiteboard (and something else)

first up another sketch of mystery gender-ambiguous being. (please send me more name ideas for them if you got one- i like to hear em! (reminder it's the side character that appeared for <10 seconds in AvM Ep. 30))

a few fav scenes

emotional support cwab

they weren't meant for this purpose exactly, but i do have countless "fluffy sticks" loose in my notes and homework sheets from the school years.

papery critter.

even when i wasn't confident in fur or feathers, they helped me practice posing and create some satisfying gradients/flowing poses. (im a sucker for good tail poses) (oh yay! i found a good pic...)

and finally, little sneak peak for you for reading so far ;3

i realized that whiteboardfox is pretty great for my working needs. simple and to the point and all. feels nice with the mouse and the tablet.

so i started hashing out a big project idea just to see if it holds up and

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several hours later ...

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oh

oh man

it's a little bigger than i expected

<next>

#--/ art #alan becker #animator vs animation #animation vs minecraft #Minecraft bed #ava the dark lord #ava the chosen one #me when the project that obviously wasn't going to be done in one night isn't done in one night: D: !?!?!?!?#kudos to whoever routed the Speedrun actual short because that one is so fun and clean and savvy #clever made up time-savers? includes orange's TNT shield-jump?? nonlethal dragon dispatch??? sweet #ithink you can see where i tried to head with this #turns out that turning up the complexity 98 notches higher makes things trickier to parse hmmmmmm?#in fact i might need some help with this one ;>v>' like a lot.#i had a bit of a story and route set up already i just... wanted to make sure everything was at least kinda there...................#we'll see #the pie joke. i was trying to categorize which foodstuffs chosen should be able to make on the fly. with their flame hands.#ex. cooking meats makes sense because flint and steel works for the same purpose (you can kill a burning animal to get cooked meats)#but baking bread or drying kelp seems way more involved or whatever -> needs a proper furnace environment #HOWEVER... i noticed that Steve can just summon pumpkin pies from his bare hands if he wants to without even a workbench. so. sure! lol.#this is scraping the surface of the minutiae i want to consider #(ALSO KUDOS to everyone who RUNS/works on all-advancements. of course. riding on your shoulders here)#final joke is that chosen didn't know how crazy this undertaking would be to learn #but dark is very literally programmable. so you could maybe just plug some TAS instructions into him and off he goes #or even more open-ended than that just give him the list of advancements + stipulations + the wiki and similar result #it'd get done but. i dont think he'd find that fun at all. prefers to write his own instructions if you see what i mean #i might be forgetting some context. it is rather late you see. please ask me questions about this! ;P #tco aa

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crownedwille · 9 months ago

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~ via varvet on ig

Translation:

How do you answer the phone? - Yes, this is Edvin.

How many pluses for your love life? - Five. - As usual.

What's the most delicious thing in the bakery (a pastry)? - A sugar pretzel

-Then Otis is barking and the interviewer is saying Otis also doesn't think it's a good answer.-

What's Britney's best song? - Hit Me Baby One More Time

What's Kent's best song? - Utan dina andetag [and then some swedish meme probably that I don't get lmao]

When is your laundry time? - Always for a long time [i'm not sure if this is a good translation], it's difficult to book a laundry time in my apartment building

And last, a fateful question, are you for or against wifi? - For.

[And then the interviewer is saying a word 'uppvärvad' that apparently doesn't exist so I'm thinking maybe it's some pun bc the word uppvarvad exists and means excited but if someone knows better let me know]

Otis, did you want to add something?

- Do you want to come and say hi?

Goodbye boys, you have become [uppvärvade].

#edvin ryding #just a cute video i had saved on ig but never saw on tumblr so now i'm posting it myself bc i want it on my blog #and we need some edvin sweetness #the podcast interview from this is also really good you can find it on youtube #young royals cast #the aura he displays here is so bad guys he's changed so much for the worse :/ it's so sad :/#just clarifying it's obviously a joke

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hyunpic · 25 days ago

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IS HYUNJIN REALLY READING YOUR BLOG OR WHY IS HE ALWAYS SHOWING UP OR POSTING WHEN YOU SAY SO

i send him messages telepathically actually. he feels a vibration in his heart whenever i put these things into the universe or think about them

#anons #hyuni if u are an oomf u already know ilysm #joking obviously.#cause he’s not here!!!!!

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khihi · 2 years ago