#“Vroom-Shhh”

[archiveofaffinities]

Ronald Bladen, "Vroom-Shhh" 60' high steel, 1974, SOM, Marine Midland Center Headquarters for Marine Midland Banks Inc. Plaza, Buffalo, New York, 1974

[skyeslittlecorner]

Oh no...! The fluff...! I'm gonna have sweet tooth because of your works (jkd i luv them dun worry :'3)

So we had the kings as kids now... How about they meet their kids from the future??

Like some kind of accident(s) happen that take them back in time (yeah I'm out of idea 😭 sr)

Family's meeting!!!! *vroom vroom*

Shhh, that's my plan! If I give everyone cavities, we'll be lining up to see Morax as dentist, and he won't hurt himself in the war again lmao

The royal kids are definitely clever beasts. It wouldn't surprise me if they figured something out and were thrown into our times for 24 hours. We've already had a Christmas miracle, so I can believe anything. Let the kings meet their teenage offspring~

꧁:･ ✡ ･:꧂

Satan would like a family more than anything. When one day he saw white-haired twin nobles next to you and heard that they were your children from the future, his heart would melt in an instant. Ironically, they're both taller than him. But he's still able to get through it. He wants to take them to the front to see how they fight and then have a good beer (juice for them, they can fight but not drink) in the best pub. You have never seen him so happy and with so much love in his eyes. Do they really have to go back to their own time? Well... As soon as they were gone, Satan would grab your hand with a smug smirk. Be prepared to not get out of bed for a week, and certainly not on your own.

Mammon has a bunch of children, and nobody can convince me otherwise. You can create a whole group of idols out of them, and that's basically how they are treated in their times. He would spend time with each of them, curious to see how the future would unfold. Each of them is so enterprising that they would rule Tartaros without hesitation if he just left them alone for a while. But what he likes most is your reaction. He would watch lovingly as you happily talked and cuddled with every one of them. They also know well that the most important person in the entire country is their sweet human parent. Be ready to be spoiled by both Mammon and your entire group of children.

Beelzebub is terrified. He'd be sure he was absent so long that you'd actually had teenage child. There is no doubt that girl he met is his daughter. She appears and disappears just like him, has this petty smirk, and her first impulse was to sniff him. Besides... he just know it, okay? They actually ran into each other by accident in Avisos. After all day with her he will come back, promising you that he will visit you more often. You wonder how quickly he will forget about it, especially since he is clearly relieved when you tell him that you don't have children (yet), and it was just some anomaly in space-time. And it’s not that he doesn't want children. He would rather be there as they grow up… as much as he can. 

Leviathan first glances at you, just to find out if you and this beautiful princess have something in common. His daughter must be perfect, and only your genes and his combined would be able to create a being more beautiful than himself. Not that you'd ever heard him say that out loud. Jealousy would fight within him with duty. Fatherly pride will prevail when he sees that she is perfectly brought up and treats him with due respect. Ah, anyone who looks at her will hang. If he's only going to have her for one day, then only he and you can spend time with her. The nobles will be delighted because they haven't been hanged so lavishly for a long time. 

[some-lost-fox]

Bim Bam toi

I was listening to some of Rook's playlists on Spoots. And this kinda spawned in my head... Today all I've been doing is brainrotting this man.... This game is making me crazy.

Trigger Warnings: Songfic (title name), possible ooc, no beta like always...

Info: Rook taught you some French (for secret conversations) and you decided to flirt instead... And it... backfired...? Pronouns - you/your

After another class of French with your not-yet-boyfriend, you remembered a certain song... And with it, an evil idea popped into your mind! You cleared your throat, which caused Rook to tilt his head slightly to the side. "Don't have words for that~ but I want to scream out~ A mute acrobat~ Whose throat is tied, with doubts~" You started to sing, Rook just got comfortable, his green eyes glued on you.

"So it grows... it grows, it grows~ until my small heart starts to let go." you sang, dramatically swooning over the wall of the Ramshackle, the back of your hand against your forehead. The archer couldn't help but chuckle. You pulled yourself out of the wall "(and it goes bim...)" your hand that was formed into a fist gently hit air "(bam...)" the other repeated action "(boom!)" then you quickly opened your arms, making a small explosion.

"(It goes "psssh") You pressed your finger against your lips, "(and it goes "vroom!")" After you said vroom, with the finger that was on your lips, you moved it away in quick wave motion, as if pretending it was a car speeding away. "(It goes bim)" You tilted your head to the side "(bam)" to the other side "(boom!)" You quickly spun your head, and then quickly held it. Rook got slightly alarmed, "(I feel my head spinning too.)" he quickly realized it was part of the song.

"(It goes "shhh")" you quickly moved the fingers together, in front of your mouth before quickly moving aside, and making the mocking talking gesture with hands "(and then "blahblah")" you took a deep breath, stopping moving, due to running out of ideas.

"(It goes "this, that" "yeah, nah"~ It goes "bim, bam, hahaha"~)" You suddenly moved your hands to your heart. "(My heart can’t get it to stop)" Your eyes looked into his green eyes.

"(It goes "bim, bam" now)" You said, maintaining eye contact. "("Bim, bam" now)" You made a step closer "(It goes “bim, bam, how?”)" You took another deep breath. "I love you." Rook froze. He heard how genuine your voice was when you said that, "(now there’s no doubt.)"

But when you saw Rook's face go blank, fear started to strike. Sh... shiii. Relax, relax relax...... It's just a song, you can lie your way out if goes wrong!

"(I-It goes "bim, bam" now..... "Bi-im, bam" now~ I-It goes "bim, bam, how?")" Your voice started to shake. Rook still had no reaction. You could feel tears in your eyes. "I love you, (now there’s no doubt~ And it goes "bim, bam, boom~")" Too early to give up tho.

On Rook's lips appeared a smile "(It goes "bim, bam, boom~")" You continued, getting back some courage. "(I try my best, so nothing slips)"

Rook stood up.

"(My lips always stay closed)"

He made a step closer.

"(I know I must admit)" Your breath hitched as Rook was right in front of you.

"(On the inside I, explode!)"

"So it grows...." "ça monte, ça monte" Oh there he went... "Jusqu'à c'que mon petit cœur disjoncte" He took over over.

"Et ça fait bim," He started, gently taking your hand. "bam," he gently kissed it. "boum" lowered it, but didn't let go.

"Ça fait pshht" His finger covered lips, "et ça fait vroum" and then the same finger pressed on your nose. He then raised the hand he was holding and indicated you to do a small spin. "Ça fait bim, bam, boum" He continued, as you spun. "Dans ma tête y'a tout qui tourne."

You chuckled at his creativity with the mini dance.

Suddenly, he pressed his forehead against yours. "Dans mon cœur, je comprends pas" You shivered slightly - he skipped verses!

"Ça fait bim, bam, là." He stared into your eyes. "Bim, bam, là" then he tilted your head up a little bit. "Ça fait bim, bam."

Then he pressed his lips against yours - a soft kiss, but also a short one. "I love you, c'est tout." (that's all)

You just looked at him, after the kiss, pouting softly.

"STOP CHANGING LYRICS TO A SONG!!"

"Non, mon amour~"

[merylodrama]

Vroom Vroom

Charli XCX

2016

a revisit of Charli XCX's discography on vinyl

★★★★☆

8.8

ranking :

Vroom Vroom — 9.2

Paradise feat. Hannah Diamond — 8.9

Trophy — 8.7

Secret (Shhh) — 8.6

04.10.2024

[sonic-nancy-fan]

Bim Bam toi~Carla English Trans-lyrics

These are my English trans-lyrics for Bim Bam toi by Carla. I heard this song randomly a few years ago and started lyrics I never finished, so I finally did today. I'm pretty happy with the how the chorus turned out since I tried to make a lot of the rhyming match the original as best I could :)

Original translation: Sanderijn (https://lyricstranslate.com/en/bim-bam-toi-bim-bam-you.html)

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Don’t have words for that But I want to scream out A mute acrobat Whose throat is tied, with doubts

So it grows, it grows, it grows Until my small heart starts to, let go

And it goes “bim, bam, boom” It goes “pssh” and it goes “vroom” It goes “bim, bam, boom” I feel my head spinning too It goes “shhh” and then “blahblah” It goes “this, that” “yeah, nah” It goes “bim, bam, hahaha” My heart can’t get it to stop

It goes “bim, bam” now “Bim, bam” now It goes “bim, bam, how?” I love you, now there’s no doubt It goes “bim, bam” now “Bim, bam” now It goes “bim, bam, how?” I love you, now there’s no doubt

And it goes “bim, bam, boom” It goes “bim, bam, boom”

I try my best, so nothing slips My lips always stay closed I know I must admit On the inside I, explode!

So it grows, it grows, it grows Until my small heart starts to, let go

And it goes “bim, bam, boom” It goes “pssh” and it goes “vroom” It goes “bim, bam, boom” I feel my head spinning too It goes “shhh” and then “blahblah” It goes “this, that” “yeah, nah” It goes “bim, bam, hahaha” My heart can’t get it to stop

It goes “bim, bam” now “Bim, bam” now It goes “bim, bam, how?” I love you, now there’s no doubt It goes “bim, bam” now “Bim, bam” now It goes “bim, bam, how?” I love you, now there’s no doubt

I think I need courage to Look at you eye to eye But they’re all lost too When they’re in love, right?

And it goes “bim, bam, boom” It goes “pssh” and it goes “vroom” It goes “bim, bam, boom” I feel my head spinning too It goes “shhh” and then “blahblah” It goes “this, that” “yeah, nah” It goes “bim, bam, hahaha” My heart can’t get it to stop

It goes “bim, bam” now “Bim, bam” now It goes “bim, bam, how?” I love you, now there’s no doubt It goes “bim, bam” now “Bim, bam” now It goes “bim, bam, how?” I love you, now there’s no doubt

[harrelltut]

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[always-me-meha]

I did not snap. So chill.

You're all making me look like I did.

Oh now everyone has nothing to say?

You said shut up.

Pfft like that fucking works.

Seeeeee you like this, talking to us.

I don't like yall referring to yourselves as someone when you're me.

Same shit different pile.

Fuck sakes chickie I tried not to chime in but you do need to get help you know that right? And I'm not saying this because we wanna be pushed back in a box.

Then why are you telling her that.

Because she needs help. Someone has to say it.

Not like you guys would ever go away anyway. I just don't realize when one of you has taken the wheel is all......

Hehehe vroom vroom.

I love how you pause to correct you're errors.

Well I must have some certainty then.

Omgggggggggg Kay seriously I like I can visually see this but we need to put the fucking phone down. Especially you, you've been on it straight since 8 pm? Eh ya,

You or me i don't fucking know at this point.

Me me same thing 🤪

My tumblr is so fucked and chaotic right now man

Well what better shit do you have to do BESIDES THE DISHES U thinking about.

Ya do them later, don't go.

Aghhhhhhh.

You know what I want?

What?

You guys to chill and the music to come back.

Smh can always put on head phones.

Don't give me a logical answer, you know what music I'm talking about..

Doiiii I'm sure we help make it hahaha

Whatever no you don't.

You sure?

Ya , pretty sure there's a difference between audio hallucinations and ALL OF YOU .

🥳🥳🥳🥳 see you do see the difference.

I'm not stoopid, just insane. Hahaha shhh chill stop......

Omggggg just yall drive me insane knowing when I look back on this.

You love it.

You'd be crying upset over him rn if we weren't chilling with you. See you glanced at the time. He still sleeping or not even home.

Mhm...... yeah.

Stop glancing at the notifications.

Fuck . Sorry guys I think I need to go now.

Nooooooo.

Is this cause I brought him up?

No. Maybe. Agh. I just wanna end it today is all. I'm scared of the break down that's gonna with it.

Yenno ill be in charge of that right?

That doesn't mean I still don't feel it....... it hurts to much.

Trust meeeee we got chyu .

Let go of those that don't.

😔💔

I seriously need to go.

We're not leaving just cause you put the phone down.

.... do you all have to still talk at once ?

No.

Okay.

This is embarrassing I don't wanna post this.

Just do it. You're documenting remember?

This is part of that, accept it lol

I don't wanna be this insane tho.....

You can't always get what you want, did you hear that in song? Hahaha.

Omg.. at least you're all the chill ones. I don't wanna hear from those assholes..

Ya don't worry we'll keep them quiet.

Cant you keep them quiet forever?

We can only do so much, what you let us do anyway.

Wym let you? Ide control you guys, you guys control me fuck.

Lmaoooo girl you'll figure out how this works eventually. Just quit ignoring us.

I don't.... I don't even know wtf happens half the time.

Cause we are here to take care of things for you, remember that.

Not those other guys....

Just quit worrying about them rn. Chill.

What do you want the most rn tell us?

I just want...... my self control back.

We'll try and work with you. We got you don't forget that. Again don't worry about the other shitballs rn.

I just really don't wanna deal with them later......

Don't worry.

[etaiga2024]

Vehicles Designs Coloring Book for School Child: The Perfect Combo of Fun and Learning

Vehicles Designs Coloring Book for School Child: The Perfect Combo of Fun and Learning

Alright, folks! Ever thought about the magic that happens when your kiddo grabs a crayon and lets their imagination loose on a page full of cars, trucks, and maybe even a sneaky helicopter? We're diving deep into that world today, talking about the "Vehicles Designs Coloring Book for School Child"—yes, that's right, the one you can find here. This ain't your typical coloring book. It's a whole experience, mixing creativity with a splash of education. And honestly, if you're a parent or a teacher, you're gonna want to stick around for this!

Why Vehicles? Like, Seriously?

Okay, so first things first. You might be wondering, "Why vehicles?" Well, lemme break it down for ya. Kids are naturally drawn to things that move—cars, buses, planes. It’s like they’ve got this in-built fascination with anything that vrooms, zooms, or flies. When they see these things on the road, they’re intrigued, right? So why not bring that excitement into their hands with a coloring book that’s all about vehicles?

Boosting Creativity: Letting kids color in their favorite vehicle designs doesn’t just keep 'em busy—it boosts their creativity big time. They get to decide whether that car is red, blue, or a wild rainbow mix. It’s their call! And it teaches them that there's no right or wrong way to be creative.

Learning on the Low: While they’re having fun, they’re also learning—shhh, don’t tell them! They’re getting to know about different vehicles, how they look, and maybe even what they do. It’s like sneaking veggies into their mac and cheese, but for their brain.

Fine Motor Skills, Baby: Ever noticed how coloring inside the lines takes some serious concentration? It helps kids develop fine motor skills, improving their hand-eye coordination. Plus, it’s a great excuse to show off their masterpieces on the fridge.

What’s Inside the Book?

Now, this ain’t just any ol’ coloring book. The "Vehicles Designs Coloring Book for School Child" is packed with a variety of designs that’ll keep kids entertained for hours. From classic cars and monster trucks to planes and boats, there’s something for every little gearhead.

Simple Designs for the Littles: For the younger kiddos, you’ve got simple, bold outlines. These are perfect for beginners who are just starting to get the hang of holding a crayon.

Complex Designs for the Pros: Then there are more detailed, intricate designs for the older kids or those who like a bit of a challenge. These will keep them engaged, helping to build patience and focus—two things that are kinda hard to come by these days!

Fun Facts Sprinkled In: Here’s a fun twist. Some pages come with little fun facts about the vehicles. Imagine your kid learning about the fastest car in the world while deciding what color to make it. Mind. Blown.

The Perfect Companion for School

This coloring book isn’t just for keeping the kiddos occupied at home, though. It’s also a fantastic tool for school. Teachers, listen up!

Classroom Activity: This book makes for a great classroom activity. Whether it’s a rainy day and recess is canceled, or you’re looking for something to keep the class engaged while you deal with that one student who just spilled their juice box everywhere, this book’s got your back.

Themed Learning: Pair it with a lesson on transportation or community helpers, and you’ve got yourself a themed learning session that’s both educational and fun.

Quiet Time: Need some quiet time in class? Hand out these coloring pages, and watch the room fall into a peaceful hush as the kids get lost in their creative zone. It’s like magic, but better because it’s real.

Why Parents Love It Too

Alright, so we’ve talked about why kids and teachers dig this book. But what about the parents? Oh, they’re loving it, too. Here’s why:

Screen-Free Fun: In a world where screens are everywhere, it’s nice to have something that doesn’t require a battery or an internet connection. Parents appreciate the chance to give their kids some screen-free fun that’s still engaging and educational.

Bonding Time: Coloring isn’t just for kids, ya know. Parents can join in on the fun, making it a bonding activity. It’s a chance to sit down together, chat, and create something cool.

Portable and Easy: This book is easy to take anywhere—road trips, restaurants, you name it. It’s the perfect way to keep the little ones entertained without lugging around a bunch of toys.

How to Get the Most Outta This Book

So you’ve got the book. Now what? Here are a few tips to help you and your kiddos get the most out of it:

Mix It Up: Encourage your kids to use different materials—crayons, markers, colored pencils. Each gives a different effect and feel.

Storytime Combo: Combine coloring with storytime. Ask your kiddo to tell a story about the vehicle they’re coloring. It’s a great way to boost their imagination and storytelling skills.

Display Their Work: Don’t just stuff those finished pages in a drawer! Display them proudly. Create a little gallery at home, or let your child share their creations with family and friends. It boosts their confidence and makes them feel super proud of their work.

Wrapping It Up

So there ya have it! The "Vehicles Designs Coloring Book for School Child" is more than just a coloring book. It’s a tool for creativity, learning, and even a bit of relaxation. Whether you’re a parent looking for screen-free activities, a teacher in need of a new classroom tool, or a kid who just loves anything that goes vroom, this book’s got something for everyone. Grab yours here, and let the fun begin!

[idyllic-affections]

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sure hope tumblr wont eat this ask cuz it has been eating my asks to everyone lately but shhh manifesting it wont <3

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tumblr did NOT eat this ask!!!!! it is being merciful HAHA

[moonlit-imagines]

Headcanons for being Tony Stark’s son (Part 1)

Tony Stark x son!reader

warnings:

a/n: me and noah are abt to blow ur minds lmfaooo -> takes place around the same timeline as the daughter!reader ones aka y/n was born in 2000

prompt: i had to

part 2

the world was raving over this billionaire playboy’s newest title: father

and boy, did the headlines get interesting

among your favorite magazine covers, your all-time favorite was

Tony Stark: World’s Most Eligible DILF

^accompanied with a picture of your dad holding you

(tony stark’s superpower is being a dilf, it’s just a fact ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

“look at us, kid. that’s me and you! wow! you make me look magnificent”

*babbling*

you were so...boring to him

like tony watching you was wonderful, he absolutely adored having a kid to take care of...but babies don’t do much of anything

rhodey came to see you every chance he got

“rhodey! what’s going on?”

“i’m not here for you, i’m here for the baby”

ouch....

rhodey was a fuckin awesome uncle

one of the only level-headed people you could call family

back to dad:

“hey, little guy, what’s up? any baby-things you wanna do today? anything on your mind?”

he really wanted you to speak to him

your first word was “duck”

he’s pretty sure you meant “fuck”

“love this kid!”

who wouldn’t?

“let’s play ‘superman’” he runs flies you around the house

he talks abt single dad things to get women to swoon over him

tony always has baby food stains and spit up all over himself

YOURE SPOILED

he has a separate garage for those tiny drivable cars that kids can vroom in, you know what im talking about

“god, you’re gonna be so cool when you grow up”

tony stark is a rough-and-tough dad

loves to get wild when it’s playtime

“y/n, catch!” *ball hits you in the face* “alright, not an athlete, that’s okay”

“i’m good!”

tinkering in the workshop with dear ol’ dad

“alright, sport, what’s your million-dollar idea?”

“a car that’s powered by water”

“i knew i shouldnt have let you watch that 70s show”

you actually did become a handful growing up

if tony didn’t want to Dad(tm) for a few hours, he’d make happy take you to chuck e. cheese

“buy the kid as many tokens as he wants, it doesn’t matter”

tony would either take a long, much needed nap or work until he crashed

one time he heard you blasting black sabbath in your room and opened the door to see you playing air guitar and he shut the door and cried

so proud

you wanted to go to school but you were a budding genius so he wanted to teach you himself

this would be around the time that tony went missing

which was traumatic for you and it didn’t seem like anybody cared

pepper was your godmother so she had to take care of you while he was away, but she was super busy and emotional about the whole thing

happy and pepper honestly acted like divorced parents shuttling their child back and forth

“it’s your day, happy! pick him up, i have to go to work!”

but eventually, tony found his way back to you and you cried really hard and there were snot bubbles and he tried to lighten the mood with jokes and he was like

“hey, i brought you some sand from my vacation!”

sir,,,, please

this mf started making a suit of armor and you didn’t think a thing of it

“can i help? can i help? can i help?”

lab assistant y/n reporting for duty

“sure, junior. grab me that screwdriver”

“flat or philips?”

“lets try flat, i gotta wedge this thing apart the old fashioned way”

you were learning so much

and he was really supportive of any idea you pitched

“we can give that a try, no problem!”

you hacked into the avengers initiative files bc you were curious about what agent coulson had to say

“dad, you would be such a cool superhero!”

“are you saying i’m not a superhero already? hellooo, single dad?”

“you’re not single! you have pepper!”

“dammit, you’re right i cant use that line anymore”

you started to DREAM of becoming an avenger

you thought you’d be able to get an in if your dad committed to it

“my dad’s an avenger” -you to everyone when youre trying to threaten them

“so, mr. fury, when can i become an avenger?”

“how old are you?”

“i’ll be 13 real soon”

“ask your dad”

honestly tony liked the idea of a father/son superhero team

but in practice?

“hey, y/n, sorry if i don’t tell you this enough, but i love you”

“love you too, dad”

the avengers seemed to enjoy your company

you still radiated stark energy, so that really hurt your likable-ness

“c-can i get your autograph?” -you to captain america

“not you too!” -tony

“shhh, dad, i’m talking to a celebrity”

tony is majorly offended

soon the avengers were your family, which was odd to get used to

lots happens in your life, that was for sure

every time you turned on the news it was something about an avenger

“dad...cnn says steve is a fugitive”

“sucks to be him” *eats toast*

tony makes u breakfast special :)

“want a pop tart?”

“sure...yeah, nat’s a fugitive too, it seems”

“she’ll be fine”

avengers tower was pretty cool, you and thor played ping pong together when you were there

“thor, if you use mjölnir as a paddle again you’re gonna kill me with a ping pong ball!”

you hung out at the malibu house a whole lot

theres a framed picture of the “Tony Stark: DILF” magazine cover on your wall

your friends were other rich kids

“y/n, you know all your friends are douchebags, right?”

“i am well aware”

you threw parties at said malibu house when tony and pepper were gone

“sir, there’s a disturbance at your home”

“which one, JARVIS?”

“malibu”

“shit, y/n’s there! what’s wrong?”

“see for yourself” *pulls up cameras*

“are you kidding me, JARVIS? you think i care if y/n’s trashing the house? you had me thinking he was being attacked or held hostage or something, jesus”

you programmed “the panic protocol” into JARVIS’s system without tony knowing, which can sense when tony has anxiety/panic attacks and figure out how to calm him

JARVIS sends you a notification if you aren’t in immediately vicinity, then he troubleshoots to find the best solution for tony until you can help

either music, counting, breathing reminders, water reminders, etc

“dad, everything alright?”

“im good, son! real good!”

eventually you found a good excuse for getting a suit

“dad, i think terrorist attacks warrant a need for armor...for my protection!”

“fine, we’ll develop a suit for you”

“no need! i already engineered one while you were busy, it’s downstairs”

“impressive. you’re grounded”

“nooo! unground me please!”

“fine, ungrounded”

youre one foot in the door becoming an avenger

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every time i see my fave i turn into an insane camera man zooming in and out repeatedly and going nyoom nyoom nyoom vroom bwbooop shwoop mnyoooomn mnnooooooom nyoom nyoom noymm enhancing vshhhhhhhhhhhhh shhh nyomom WHOOOOSH there he is, there he is, that’s my boi wowowo owowo owowowo vroom vroom vroom whooosh vwooooooooooooooooosh look at him go VWOROSHHHH VWYSHHH WHSHHH SH omg

[haiqyu]

"uh sir?"

Bokuto Kotarou x reader

Crack fic / imagine ig??

Sorry for the grammar and spelling mistakes!

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It has been 3 months

3 long ass months since Bokuto found out I was working at the McDonald's near-by

He was told by his volleyball team mates that I was working here

Damn those cHaDs

I mean it's kinda cool to have your crush coming to McDonald's every single day to order their food.

It's not cool when there's other people in the car screaming at Bokuto to make a move.

It's so embarrassing when Bokuto was trying to order a Big Mac while kuroo and oikawa be screaming

"coNfESs tO hEr duMMy!"

"yooo you gotta take this opportunity and smaSH"

"TAKE HER OUT TAKE HER OUT"

"ask her to mcdeliver to your house lol and y'all can do the macfrick frack"

I'm always on the edge of crying from embarrassment but it's still funny though lmao

Yea I know both of us be crushing on each other but we be too dumb to make a move

One day

Just as usual, Bokuto stop by the drive thru

With Kuroo, Oikawa and Akaashi of course

"yo Bokuto I'm getting really sick of eating mac"

cue hitting sounds and a bunch of 'shhh' sounds coming from the drive thru speakers

Ok so the drive thru recently installed a camera so the employees can see the customers

And bokuto be super red and he doesn't know he's being seen on the monitor

"uh hey (y/n)"

SiGH "hey bokuto you're here,,, again"

"I just wanna say I really like you and do you wanna go on a date with me some time?"

Cue kuroo and oikawa slamming their hands on bokuto's back and shoulders with a bunch of "NiCe duDe!" "y'all gon smAsh!"

My co-workers all snapped their heads towards me

Ah shit this so weird

"uh sir this is a MacDonalds drive thru... "

"oh"

I glanced at the monitor and saw their car just vrOom past and away

Fuck lol gotta text bokuto now I guess

"hey man I would go out with you lol"

It took exactly 5 mins for him to reply lmaoo

After going out with him, you found out he had massive diarrhoea for two months and has a phobia of McDonald's now

[hyunjizns]

dating minho

⤷ mr lee know about vroom vroom right into y’all’s hearts

how you guys start dating

you and minho meet by chance, it’s quite funny actually 

so he’s taking one of his usual walks by the han river and you happen to be there just enjoying the serenity of the area after picnicking with your friends

what happens is that you and your friends decide you wanna be childish and play tag

because despite you guys being grown you have the mindset of five year olds

anyway you guys are running, playing, laughing and your dumbass is just having the time of your life trying to catch your friends

that being said you weren’t looking where you were going and you run right into some dude

that some dude turns out to be MINHO

and you’re just like “fuck sorry”

your brain is a mess okay, sorry you just ran right into a hot dude??? the only logical thing to do is to hddhjdsksk

now minho for one doesn't know what to do because if it were anyone else he would probably like shout at them on first instinct

but he didn't with you

maybe his heart softened because you somehow looked adorable in your frantic apologetic state

so he flashed his minho, award winning smile and told you not to worry about it

you felt bad, though because you hit into him pretty hard 

and minho senses this because he ! is ! minho ! so he tells you not to worry

and you’re like okay,,,, if you say so,, 

but that's not the last meeting between you two

so you end up meeting again by chance but the setting is a bit more formal

it’s at a café and minho is out with the guys

so he's in the line and you’re right behind and guess what???

you accidentally stand on the back of his shoe like geez y/n

and he turns around like WTf but he recognises you

the one who knocked him right over at the han river a few days ago

“you!”

you both go at the same time and it’s like that moment

like déjà vu hello

fate is that you??

so anyways the line is long and you two end up talking a bit and like the boys are getting whining but he doesn't care because you're actually quite interesting

you apologise AGAin for the incident at the han river because ugh

but of course he's like it's fine shhh

he finally gets to the top of the line and gets the drinks for the boys but he comes back over to you

but just slips you his number with a wink

and you die inside just a ᵗᶦⁿʸ ᵇᶦᵗ

now you two become such good friends from there on because minho just finds it so easy to talk to you

he doesn't have to be looking for a way to start a conversation

yes all the boys know about you, minho's little friend

and when he finally starts to realise he's lowkey crushing

he tries to stop it but unfortunately that just doesnt work out

pls everytime he gets a text from you he's a smiling mess

he's just really happy okay

the boys are like ohHohO

insert eyebrow wiggle

and they catch on to this lil crush that minho has on you

woojin is the main one trying to get him to confess but he's that typical "i don't wanna ruin our friendship kind of guy"

but after a little- lot more pestering from the boys he goes for it

it's when you ask him to come over and watch a movie with you

and while you guys are on the couch, his heart is just beating so fast then he's like

fUCK IT

and just "y/n i like you, i like you so much. would you be mine?"

he just couldn't take it anymore

your heart stops???

but there begins the minho x y/n fairy tale

minho as a boyfriend

ugh !! this boy has THE biggest soft spot for you like girl consider yourself extra special

you would never catch him getting this mushy over anyone, even jisung

usually people are shocked when they see how minho acts around you because he treats you like a porcelain doll and he’s just so protective of you??

like that’s not the minho they know, not the one that bullies them

okay so now that i’ve said that, he may be soft for you but that doesn’t change the fact that he’s minho

like for dates for example, he’s a lazy boy i’m sorry so he’s gonna prefer to stay at home and just watch movies

with you there to comfort him

big, super planned out dates are not his thing

he would most definietly love anime dates

because this boy loves !! anime

pls he's gonna have his head on your lap and you're gonna be absently playing with his hair

while he intensely watches

and shhhh

you're absolutely not allowed to talk while it's showing

but discussing the plot in the end is a must, he has a lot to critique

he also would like those quiet times that you guys have together where you kinda just enjoy each other’s presence

he likes reading so he will wanna do a book rec and like whenever you read anything he recommends his heart will just bURsT 

just akshhskls his baby is reading what he recommended !!!

he loves teasing you pls that’s just the dynamics of your relationship

he lives for your smiles okay so when you roll your eyes and giggle at him, his heart warms

the two of you live off of playfully "insulting" one another

which usually leads to playful fights

where someone's usually in a headlock, that person usually being you

he's a bit violent like that..

but that’s okay because you know what you signed up for getting into this relationship

jealous minho is quite interesting

because like he doesn’t wanna show that he’s super jealous so he’s trying so hard

but anyone that sees his face just knows that he is not !!!! having it 

in situations where you notice, you just grab his hand and give it a tight squeeze or peck his lips just to let him know that no one’s gonna be stealing you from him

if he takes the initiative he won’t like go overboard but he’s gonna get protective of you

so expect a lot of affection from him and smug looks at whoever’s flirting with you

after the encounter he’s a puppy behind you

“y/n, you only love me right?”

“yes, of course minho”

ugh everyone’s like wtf? because minho is never ever ever like this with anyone

aNYONE i tell you

he appreciates you so so so much when you stay late at the studio waiting for him to finish up practice whether it be him practicing dancing, rapping or singing

he does not ever plan to tell you how adorable he thinks you are while watching him despite the exhaustion threatening to take you over

he also loves dancing with you even if you can’t dance he finds it adorable

like wow

even though you might trip and look like an absolute fool you’re still willing to dance with him

how did he get so lucky??

he is absolutely not that matchy matchy boyfriend though

and you guys are just not That Gross Couple™

no matter how much you beg him to match outfits

or take those gross couple photos 

he will not !!

that’s not in minho’s boyfriend handbook

that being said this means that he is not big on pda

like sure he may kiss you and what not but sorry he gets real passionate and the boys do not want to see that

one time jeongin walked in on one of your um sessions

NO I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT S*X YOU NASTY

just a make out session that was pretty damn heated

the poor baby’s eyes were scarred

like minho is just so rough and passionate, it leaves you breathless every single time

he likes to have his hands in your hair, on your waist or grabbing your butt

and the kisses usually start off moderately paced but once you get into it there’s no going back

there’s almost always tongue and he’s usually in control

he lives for neck kisses, jawline kisses and collarbone kisses

he also likes to mark you because he just loves the fact that you’re his and these marks just make it known to the whole entire world

he can be pretty soft when it comes to kisses too but he doesn’t really like peck your lips

or give those short, meaningless kisses

when he kisses it’s either all or none 

BYE I’M SCREECHING

i’m not gonna lie to you he can cook so well and you know it

but he fakes being a big fat mess in the kitchen so that you would come help him 

look minho’s just a big baby in a “manly” body

he likes to do that cliché thing where he back hugs you in the kitchen 

like please minho we get it

also i’m sorry but you literally cannot go anywhere with him that involves packing clothes

because ? him ? and ? his bundles ?

he’s very passionate about his bundles and listen he’s gonna want to rope you into it too, basically packing your clothes for you in bundles

you’re like “minho PleASe, this is not the 18th century”

and he just goes, “bundles are more effective”

cue your eye roll

but it’s all in good fun, if his bundles make him happy you’re more than willing to accept it

hey, he’s the love of your life

when it comes to fights or being angry at each other it doesn’t happen that often

but he’s a tricky puzzle because he doesn’t voice his anger or whatever

actually he’s really good at bottling up his emotions (which isn’t good but you’ve worked around it and figured out how to get him to open up)

he’s an avid user of the silent treatment

dun dun dunnnn

and you absolutely cannot stand it so you usually are the first to crack in arguments

lemme tell you, he loves you yes he does

but he knows how to stand his ground

so you end up trying to get him to talk to you and just get to fixing the problem at hand

but it always ends in good cuddles so the tension doesn’t last long

OH and cuddling

ahhhh minho actually really loves cuddling and having conversations whether they’re deep or goofy

usually y’all cuddle on your lazy dates

he likes you to lie your head on his chest while his hand is wrapped around your waist

and you two can talk for hours

your relationship with minho in general is just very playful

with your soft moments ofc

and it just makes it super hard for anyone to not ship it

get you a man like lee know ;)

[bullet-farmer]

Shhh. Can you hear it? Can you hear the Good Omens and Hazbin Hotel fans revving their creative engines for HH’s episode dropping this October?  Can you hear the crossovers revving in our brains? Vrrom vroom....

[virgilsemofloof]

Sides As Things I Have Said

Virgil: That is a quiet vacuum. It goes vroom vroom but shh shhh 

Logan: why think out of the box when you can just use the box.

Roman: everything is a cup if you just believe.

Patton: but what I really want to know is if mayonnaise really can be an instrument?

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OKAY SO I FINALLY FINSIHED CHAPTER TWO WHO AM I?

um i feel like this chap is more shit than the last one but i meannnnnnn

once again, idk when the next chap is gonna be up depends how i feel

um yeah i wrote from the new character to the end just now and ive had a headache for the past 5 days im fine but ik its shit??? deal with it??? okay chapters below the cut fuckers

The Five Fingers

We’ve Only Got 5 Minutes Until Our Show’s on

 The three friends had been sitting there watching the blank screen for five minutes. A lot of other people had come in, including a bunch of meddlesome teenagers. They were joshing around throwing popcorn at each other. With every piece thrown, Jeremy got more and more agitated, until he finally shister snapped.

“HEY, STOP MUCKING ABOUT, THE MOVIES ABOUT TO START”

The teenagers started snickering at that remark, and one of them muttered “old man”

Then Jeremy flipped his shit. “WELL IF IM SUCH AN OLD MAN THEN YOU SHOULD RESPECT THE ELDERLY AND GO SIT IN A CORNER AND THINK OF WHAT YOURE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE. YANNO, MAYBE DO MORE THEN CREATE A MESS AND BE FUCKING WORTHLESS.”

Well that certainly seemed to shut them up.

The one who whispered old man started crying and they all went to the corner of the cinema to cry like fucking babies (I mean, what a mood lmao).

“That seemed to do it, and a bit more,” said a mortified Marjory.

“As long as they cry silently, I’ve not no problem,” Jeremy replied enthusiastically.

“Shhh, its starting,” said Hubert.

The movie starting by spitting some straight facts about bees. It said that they defied science and said fuck you to humans. Seemed interesting.

 The movie ended and everyone was buzzing with excitement. They decided they’d get some post movie food, and they settled on Indian.

They walked to the nearest restaurant, and asked for a table for 4.

“I’m sorry, we don’t have any free tables, but we have a customer at a table for 6 that’s willing to share with you if you want?” said the waiter.

“That’s cool with us! Show us the table waity boi!” exclaimed Hubert

The waiter gave him a weird look, but led them to the table regardless.

Milford was looking around eagerly in hopes of seeing the stranger they would be sitting with.

“Here we are! Feel free to ask if you need anything!”

“Cool! Thank you so much!” said Jeremy

The waiter just smiled in response, before leaving.

Hubert looked around him to see how everyone was feeling. Marjory was looking at the stranger with caring and interested eyes, she always was the mum of the group.

Milford was looking at the stranger very excitedly, this fuck never seems to calm down for one second.

Jeremy seemed uninterested, wait, he’s on his phone. Again. Why do we bother bringing him places again? (is Jeremy a mood? Yeah you know it lads)

Hubert looked at the stranger. He couldn’t help but notice that he seemed nervous.

“So, what’s your name?” Hubert asked the stranger.

“Uhh, my name is Shrignold,” the stranger replied

‘HI SHRIGNOLD IM MILFORD AND THESE ARE MY FRIE-“ yelled Milford, earning a slap on the wrist from Marjory

“Hi dear, sorry about Milford, he can be a bit... excited sometimes. I’m Marjory, and this is Jeremy and Hubert,” said Marjory, indicating towards the correct specimens.

“LETS GET SOME PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!” And of fucking course its Milford cause he’s an absolute M A D  L A D.

“HI WELCOME TO CHILI’S,” and oh looky it’s the waiter.

“YES PIZZA PLEASE NO ADDED HORMONES FROM COLES,” its Jeremy again wOah.

Marjory just stared between the two with disappointment in her eyes.

“YES HERES PIZZA JUST FOR YOU HEHE,” oh here comes the chef broom vroom.

Everyone stared at the pizza for about 4 minutes including the chef.

“HON HON PIZZA,” exclaimed the chef before they left.

“nice.” Said Hubert

“Lets eat!” Marjory exclaimed

Everyone grabbed a piece of pizza. Everyone except Shrignold.

“Whats wrong Shrignold?” Asked Hubert

“Have detachable fingers… but just one, see?” Shrignold then went to pick up a piece of pizza, only to find that his finger fell off.

Everyone stared at T H E F I N G E R as it lay on the table.

“That’s okay Shriggy! Here, we can all take off a finger to help you!” suggested Jeremy

“You would do that? For me?”

“Anything for you sweet pea,” said Marjory lovingly

Hubert took a pocket knife out of his (wait for it) pocket and proceeded to chop off everyone fingers. Except Shrignold’s of course.

Milford pulled a glass jar out of his inner jacket pocket and picked up everyone’s fingers and put them in the glass jar.

“I HAVE AN IDEA FOR A NAME FOR OUT SQUAD. HOW ABOUT… THE FIVE FINGERS (omg its like it was planned dsfnjksdbvjadbv)!!!!!” screamed Milford because seriously who else?