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life360-i-swear · 11 months ago

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This was next to an auto accidents law firm

#also #right before I saw this #my mom walked into a restaurant bar looking for my dad #because we were picking him up in that plaza #and my mom said #“Ive lost my husband!!#and then laughed #and all the women gave eachother side glances across tables #and we were confused and left #and then #boom #sign #also it was right next to a chiropractors office #so you know #name a more ironic spot #I’ll wait #life360

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teal-gerard · 9 months ago

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#horrible way to wake up this morning...my cat passed away last night. no idea how it happened she was young and there were no signs at all #she was just laying there it was horrible oh my god #we have alreqdy buried her and my husband and daughter stayed home #god this is fuvking awful its been so long since ive lost a pet and especially one as special as her #i wish i knew what happened #we are all in hysterics..my other 2 cats are completely fine though and im so grateful for that #animal death #animal death/#tw

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dragonlordofmiddleearth · 3 months ago

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Girl what did Arthur do in the legends

He got Morgana pregnant with baby Mordred

#arthur pendragon #morgana #morgan le fay #mordred #arthuriana #asks #it has only recently occured to me that there are probably people in the bbc merlin fandom that don't know arthuriana #which is totally fine it had just never occurred to me before bc ive been so fascinated with them for like a decade #it kinda explains why i was always so lost when people are like 'this bbc merlin thing is problematic i cant believe it'#and im sitting there like what this whole shebang starts off with uther killing a guy who's wife he wants to bang #and then merlin uses magic to disguise himself as the dead husband (gorlois) so the wife (igraine) doesnt know the difference #and thats how baby arthur is conceived #like these guys are FUCKED UP lmao #although i guess that isnt the TRUE start of the legends since theres some about baby merlin being the antichrist but they baptised him #so he's fine now. just got sickass magic powers but now he uses them for 'good'#and kid merlin dishing out prophecies to uther's predecessor vortigern to help him build a castle #but arthur's conception is the start of the main shit obvs #good god i infodumped in these tags damn i havent had my arthurian nerd cells activated in a BIT so thanks op #and also sorry to be the bearer of fucked up news to you

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blairwitchh · 21 days ago

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My sister said something so sinister to me the other day. She recently had her first kid with her husband. He has a previous kid my sister has known since she was 3 she's like 9 now and she has always considered herself the "bonus mom" which love that.

But she told me now that she had her kid her and her husband feel like a real family for the first time.

I feel so so bad for thier other kid. Its like they don't give a Shit anymore. Last Saturday the 9 year old had a sleep over at my mom's and its like maybe 20 degrees out and she had a tank top on witn no coat. No bag packed. No pj's no underwear no toothbrush. My sister and her husband were about to let her leave the house like that...and she hadn't eaten all day and it was like 4pm.

When me and my gf got there to hang out with her we noticed her hair was really straight and shiny so we complimented her and she said her mom (real mom who has shared custody but is even more of a deadbeat ngl) did it because she had a huuuuge mat in her head so it needed to be fixed.

I feel so much anger and almost incredulity towards my sister because what the fuck are you doing??? But also her husband like that's your fucking kid. They planned this baby. I don't know my sister anymore and its really scary. I'm really happy for her but she won't leave the house unless it's for doctors appointments and is almost exclusively witn her husband.

Like a month ago she laughed at the idea she wouldn't be able to leave the house with the baby to go to my mom's to celebrate my bday but now she says she won't go anywhere with the baby until flu season is over and that's like April maybe may. My bday is in February lmao.

#personal #like this person ive known my whole life is lost or gone or just changed to a degree that i dont recognize her #and she doesnt care to recongize anyone that isnt her baby or husband #so I guess I'll give her what she wants and just leave her alone

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my-mom-named-me-duck · 3 months ago

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FUCK IT

IM GOING BACK

IMA DYE MY HAIR RED, WEAR EXCLUSIVLY BLACK HOODIES, PUT ON A POUND OF EYELINER, USE MAROON BLUSH AS EYESHADOW, WEAR CONVERSE AND FRAME THE AUTOGRAPH I GOT FROM THE VOICE ACTOR OF GIR FROM INVADER ZIM

NOTHING CAN STOP ME

ITS MIDNIGHT AND IM SPIRALING FUCK

#2000s emo #emo #Ive fucking lost it #I should probably take my meds again #my middle school councilor called Gerard way his future ex husband #I need to get off tumblr #shit post #shitpost

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manicpixiedreamcrowley · 1 year ago

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planning on writing good omens meta soon, so:

#chanposting #good omens #neil gaiman #crowley #terry pratchett #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens 2 #ineffable divorce #good omens meta #poll #the philosophical one would be the longest for sure but i would go absolutely crazy on it #also feel free to suggest meta ideas #lmk if these dont make sense tbh #giving it a week because itll give me time to brainstorm anywYs #if you see typos please please ignore them ive tried to draft this like 4 times but my wifi went out and i lost it. then it turns out #if you save a poll as a draft you cant edit it

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widevibratobitch · 8 months ago

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something about being told im 'the leading person at this whole academy when it comes to interpretation and stage intelligence' by the husband of the woman im trying (not really. but i mean. who knows) to seduce... ok boy you got me. lets make it a polycule.

#im playing it all cool and funny now but atm i legit burst into tears lol #like he said i have a 'good voice too of course' but i know realistically that is not my strongest asset #and even if i were technically perfect. which im NOT lol. the voice itself is just nothing special. it's there ig but that's about it #but its nice to know i may not be 100% useless after all #(just 90%)#also apparently the most feared and respected professor who came to the concert said. again. that he likes me the most.#which again. crying real actual tears about this all rn this means literally the world to me this is everything i have #and i have no one to share this with because im not gonna say it to my uni friend cause i dont want her to feel like im boasting or sth #(even tho she has no such qualms herself but probably because i know how. not great. it feels when someone keeps talking about themselves #and about how great they are and how easy everything is for them. i dont wanna do it back at her.#well there's also the fact that i dont think im great and this is not fucking easy to me at all lol #but idk i think the difference between us is that she actually admitted she sees no point in singing if she cant show off (thus she hates #the duet we're singing because she sings the lower part and cant show off her high notes or coloratura.#which is like. an insane take to me. i mean it i get it. kinda. if i had a voice like hers maybe id be like that too fuck knows.#but that just feels so. idk. sad to me. so self obsessed and empty. like you dont care about the music itself? about you being a part of it?#also immediately made singing with her not fun anymore. i thought we were creating something TOGETHER. but thanks for the confirmation #that you only really care about being 'better than'. yikes.#like idk this behaviour is funny and iconic in old school opera legends like yes go bite each others dicks off.#but it hits completely different when it's your own colleague let alone your friend. like damn girl. damn)#) anyway. the husband is kinda hot too now that i think of it. i really should seduce them both.#except its realistically not possible since they've both seen me cry now (she saw it like a hundred times lol)#so ive lost the hot and mysterious card alas. no uni professors romance for me

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p4nishers · 2 years ago

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no i am not okay. crowley spent SIX THOUSAND YEARS hoping. i'm gonna be sick.

#what the fuck WHAT TYE FUCK WHATA GAHSBSBJSHNS #HOW COYLD TBEY DO THIS TO ME????!#crowley hoped and hoped for thousands of years with no indication that his love would be returned i am nauseous #this shit like only just fucking hit me #s2 isn't even out yet and ive already lost every shred of my sanity over them #good omens #azicrow #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands

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traumagenica · 10 months ago

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#all caps #vent #vent post #venting #text post #failure #fear of failure #low self worth #mental illness #<< admin tags #IM A FAILURE IM A FAILURE IM A FAILURE #I NEVER AMOUNTED TO ANYTHING #I CRUSHED MY FAMILYS DREAMS OF FINANCIAL SECURITY WITH MY SELFISHNESS #I THREW AWAY RELATIONSHIPS I CHERISHED JUST BECAUSE I WAS FUCKING SAD #I WORRY EVERY DAY IS THE DAY MY HUSBAND LEAVES ME #I STILL DONT HAVE KIDS OR A HOUSE OR EVEN A FUCKING DOG #I NEVER WENT TO GRAD SCHOOL #IM TOO SICK TO HAVE HOBBIES OUTSIDE MY OWN HOME #I CAN'T EVEN MAINTAIN MY HOME #THE ONLY THING I WAS EVER GOOD FOR WAS MY BRAINS BUT I LOST THEM #I HAVENT CREATED ANYTHING BEAUTIFUL OR PROFOUND OR WORTHWHILE #I HAVENT MADE BANK #I HAVENT DONE ANYTHING TO MEDICALLY TRANSITION #IVE NEVER KISSED A GIRL #I STILL CANT AFFORD TO VISIT MY NEPHEW #I STILL BARELY KNOW MY SISTER #I HATE IT HERE I HATE IT HERE I HATE IT HERE #SOMEONE LET ME OUT OF MY OWN HEAD I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

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mishy-mashy · 2 years ago

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That opinion that every happy ending involves getting married and having kids and it's happily ever after? This does NOT apply to the Astrea family AT ALL.

Case Study #1: Wilhelm and Theresia

They marry and have a kid, go through that typical line of a happy end... but in reality, Wilhelm loves his wife too much, and it's a problem

(especially after said wife dies and he blames everyone else in his family and Oh, Look! Family Drama!™)

Happily ever after? He's estranged himself from the Astreas now, blames his own grandson, and goes on a long journey of revenge. His son's become an alcoholic, his daughter-in-law is dead to the world, and he just left the Astrea family to be handled by the mess that is Heinkel

Wilhelm was so obsessed with his wife, thought his kid might've been a genius (he was not), and when his wife was gone, he was pretty quick to turn around and leave

And where was he before Theresia even died? Where was Theresia, too? When Heinkel couldn't get a job, when Louanna became a Sleeping Beauty, or when people broke into the Astrea manor?

Reinhard was five when Theresia died. These events all happened before that, and they're... enjoying retirement, I guess?

Case #2: Louanna and Heinkel

First off, they married young. Well, to us, it's young, but remember, the age they can start getting married is 15. They're in something like a medieval period. Being around 18 or 19 is totally plausible to get married for them. As we've seen with Priscilla, age gaps aren't a problem either

Heinkel has a beautiful wife and has a kid, and all is well for exactly two years. Then his wife is Gluttony-ed, and everything goes downhill from then on

Heinkel...

... has little talent for the sword, yet is stuck between two generations of Sword Saints (his mother and his son)

... doesn't qualify for the "van" in his name

... can't even get a proper job on his own

... almost loses Reinhard when he's FOUR

... is searching for a cure for his wife that involves killing the dragon that protects their kingdom

... has not kept his wife's state under wraps so nearly everyone knows and can gossip

... verbally abuses even those who try to help him and then regrets it when it's too late

... lost to his own 5-year old kid in a sword duel despite training his whole life himself

... is aware that national laws have been made to restrict his son

... has a job for the sake of appearances with no actual responsibility

... 's job is being done for him by someone about half his age and is otherwise just a knight (Julius)

Heinkel grew up with two heroes for parents, realized he could never match up to even the family general standard, but he does get a beautiful wife and son... and then his wife disappears in what might've the peak of his marriage, and his son has all the talent in the world—something Heinkel might've dreamed of having

Case 3: Reinhard.

Reinhard is obviously expected to marry and have a child to continue the Divine Protection, but that too is just another responsibility he's burdened with.

He's someone with so many Divine Protections that he can see the reality of what each is like. What if he doesn't want his kid to go through having the one that brings so much family expectation (Sword Master)?

Does Reinhard even lose that blessing if it's passed on? Does he just keep his copy and the next one has it too?

Would Reinhard actually feel relieved because his own child now shoulders the responsibilities he had to deal with over the Divine Protection?

Does Reinhard even have a proper understanding of how to express love, or what parental love looks like, if the two cases above are his main examples?

It's been stated that Reinhard would marry whoever the world chose. He isn't going to choose, and especially not for love. Reinhard's just an existence trying to please everyone and live up to their expectations because there's too much at stake that it's impossible to do otherwise

Example: what if he doesn't do right and everyone is dissapointed or leaves?

What even happened during the shady relationship Reinhard and Heinkel apparently had when Reinhard was younger?

In fact, the Astrea family problems started AFTER they got married. Except Reinhard, but that's because he already has to deal with the problems from the marriages of those before him, and they still haven't been solved or even ignored

#just woke up so I'll look at this later #checked in and remembered this applies to Subaru too #he marries Rem in an IF and everything's fine... but then he's back where he started #sure it was a happy “ending” but it wasnt the right and proper ending #b99 Rosa said something about how marrying having kids and being happy is just something TV does #and a lot of marriages in Re:Zero have problems or a not-good future #Emilia's parents are an unknown #Julius's parents died helping others and Julius was thrust into the position of the Juukulius heir away from his normal #Carol and Grimm just witness the mess that is the Astrea family despite being from its time of even before the Demihuman war #Lilianas parents dont care that she left and just think it'd be cool to replace her with another kid #priscilla with all her husbands dying soon after marriage #regulus makes the problems in all his relationships #i had thoughts i couldnt articulate and now ive lost my train of thought #rezero #re zero #re:zero #astrea #oh well

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samapitongzabala · 1 year ago

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#muh song #opm #bicol #ive also been binge rewatching naruto from the og series and shippuden to boruto and i may have lost my mind #ive full circled and kakashi is my husband once again #one of the founding daddies of my girlhood awakening #dear god #gaara is my son u guys #i forgot #how slutty i was for this anime good grief #and i watched neji die again so that was not a good time #i miss kuya neji #sasuke is actually an ugly little child waow payt me #it ok my dude all kids are ugly anyway #how the fuck u let ur boogers dangle your nose like that all day nauseating #also after rewatching sai is not so bad hes top tier now for mee #im gonna shove it up my ass but only partial of tha naruto's ipad kid era part #i hate boruto so much im going to see it through #ok goodnye again #wait i need to pee #Spotify #why is tumblr's ui even shittier now #stop shitting bitch

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sawyersbiggestfan · 5 months ago

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god. oh my god. good lord . im in shambles hes so HOT hes so cutesy i love him SOOOOO much. i actually need to start watching Lost. like this is the first time i've been this hyperfixated on a character from a show i barely watch !!!!! ugh . i love him so much. nobody will ever understand him the way i do. im lying people probably do considering i have barely watched Lost BUT IDC !!!!! he comes to me in my dreams. i have at least over 100 photos of him saved. all my profile pictures are pictures of him. he's all i ever think about. besides my boyfriend of course but my bf is LITERALLY sawyer !!!! 💓💓💓💓sawyerrrrrrrrt 💖💖💖💖 james ford sawyer answer my. calls. please .

#my husband sawyer i love him #sawyer lovemail #sawyer #sawyer lost #james ford #lost series #i love him so bad #literally ive never been fixated on a guy this hard before #except when i had over 1000 images of obito but we dont talk about that #i need 1000 images of him asap

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natjennie · 6 months ago

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oooohhh noooo oh nooo ohhhhhh noooooo dude.... noooo..... sun come onnnn please don't be pregnant.

#your husband got better for a little bit but he's back to being an asshole again #and dont you remember how poorly the last pregnancy went #WAIT WHO'S THE FATHER #unless there was a crazy time skip jin hasn't been back long enough for you to be aware right #maybe ive got my time math wrong but. fucking christ.#this is gonna be bad #lost #lost 2004 #jennie watches lost

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itsva1 · 1 year ago

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