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#“I PRE-RELEASED” OMG BEN
jaypentaghast · 2 months
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bloopers BLOOPERS WAKE UP IWTV NATION!!!!!!!
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ahaura · 1 year
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yellowjackets s2e3 lb
THAT'S A GREAT OPENING SHOT I LOVE ME A SKELETON HAND!
omg a glimpse into coach ben's life pre-crash <3
the juxtaposition between the soup and the cannibalism happening outside the cabin... fun
"what kind of asshole puts cumin in clam chowder' comedy time <3
WAIT SO THEY DONT REALIZE WHAT THEY DID... THE FOREST PUT THEM IN A TRANCE/HAZE?
oh it's just tai? poor tai
"taissa! we ate her" i love this show <3
no wonder taissa is in the state she's in in present time like the others seem to recall the ritualistic cannibalism but she completely blocked it out she's dealing with it like she deals with everything else which is shutting down but then having it shoved in her face like that... she succumbed to the forest like the others but she's dragging her feet and kicking the whole way...
"tai... you ate her face" LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i love how there is something seriously wrong w everyone in this show its so good <3
"at least if you bury her out there it will look like she died with the rest of them" FIRST OF all way to single yourself up for next on the buffet table coach! secondly though... 1) i am pretty sure they would be able to tell that she was eaten, whether by humans or animals i dont know but i think they can tell that even in the 90s and 2) i think given the extreme circumstances and the fact that jackie wasnt like, murdered, it's not something that would be like. held against them? like as a crime i mean. socially of course cannibalism is one of the most taboo of taboos but like. theyre starving in the woods after every possible attempt to escape gone wrong. their friend died of semi-natural causes (stubbornness and the forest's influence, one or the other or both?). so.
lottie helping her cult members w their stuff while suffocating her true self under layers of bullshit while nat hangs out outside scowling... love it
THE ANTLER'S ABOVE LOTTIE'S DOORSTEP... LET'S FUCKING GO I LOVE SOME GOOD IMAGERY
"emotions run high" says the cult member maintaining eye contact while cutting off a chicken's head, to natalie who survived 15 excruciating months trapped in the wilderness and embroiled in cultlike and fairytale-eque dynamics while contending with cannibalism. hilarious. i think it'd be funny if nat PRETENDED to stab her again for a laff
OH SIMONE :( my question is... how much more will taissa go on before the acknowledges it? opens up? peels back the layers and years and releases her control and gives into the fear and unknown and the dark calling her name? the man with no eyes who trails after her? her own ghost? and what will it cost her? and what will it do to her once she's done it? or will she never do it? so many questions <3
(i dont want these answers now btw im just enjoying the ride)
SHE SUBCONSCIOUSLY DREW THE SYMBOL ON HER WIFE'S HAND...
IS IT WEIRDO BESTIE TEAMUP TIME? LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO
i want them to be partners in crime so bad like committed bestie crime team SO bad i NEED it
"you never know when you might need to leave the country sans passport" LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WALTER LET'S GO
i completely forgot about shauna and jeff i wont lie
"i think the stuff is for bisexuals and goths" BISEXUALS MENTION!
SHAUNA SAID YOURE NO FUN TO JEFF LET'S GOOOOOO
"i could've gone strawberry i almost did" this is so fdjksfjdkfshdahdsjf
we all get boring in adulthood i guess even girlies who partake in ritualistic cannibalism of their best friend/current husband's high school girlfriend while stranded in the remote wilderness. ah well.
SHAUNA TOOK A CAR THIEF OUT AND THEN JEFF INTERRUPTED HER BOOOOOOO JEFF BOOOOOOOOO
SHAUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM SCREECHING
bees? beehives? "the first thing a new queen does is sting other queens to death" fun <3 eye see it <3
"otherwise they starve. we all do" LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"it's what she would have wanted. maybe not for the rest of us, but for you. for the baby" [HIGH PITCHED SCREECHING]
LOTTIE KNOWS ITS A BOY?
the girls all being excited for a baby shower <3 a shred of something to cling to <3 cant wait for the forest to fuck it up <3
"HIT HIM. HIT HIM RIGHT NOW" MISTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY [snickering]
IM SAJFKJKFSDJFKJFKSF THEYRE SO FUCKING FUNNY <3
"i'd do anything to see [her nephew] again, you'know?" like cannibalism? :)
"that's not the first time ive eaten a person" HUH??????
THE TWIN THING? FJDKFJSFKJAKFJDKSJSDK
coach is mclosing it huh.
"they need me" "and i dont?" FHAFJKHKSDJKDASJDKASJKJ I LAUGHED IM SORRY
"but i do get to decide to be with someone who's ready to live this life with me. all of it" :( im. ok. im :( im. yeah.
this show is crazy because it's a comedy meanwhile it throws very serious situations and implications your way. funnily enough the cannibalism is not the most serious aspect of the show. to me at least. like thinking about how things were just 20-30 years ago etc etc :/ and what it means for both ben and paul :/ yeah i got it
nat telling jackie's eaten corpse that she's lucky <3 once again <3 comedy <3
"way to make everyone jealous one last time" NATALIEEEEEEEE
A MOOSE!
MY MOM TOLD ME ABOUT MOOSE! SHE SAID THAT MOOSE CAN AND WILL KILL PEOPLE ESPECIALLY MAMA MOOSE AND IF YOU END UP STARING DOWN A MOOSE BACK AWAY SLOWLY AND PICK ANOTHER PATH! IF A MOOSE STOPS YOU IN TRAFFIC YOU WAIT FOR THE MOOSE - moose trivia provided by my mother who says alaskan moose are the BIGGEST and DANGEROUS moose <3
(i like that trivia sorry)
WHERE DID THE MOOSE GO
WALTER AND MISTY THE DREAM TEAAAAAAAAAAM
TAISAAAAAAAAAAA ITS HAPPENING LETS FUCKING GO
"only when she lets me" "who is she?" "taissa" "then who are you?" [silence]
IM SCREECHING I THINK THAt they could have held that a few seconds long for effect bec thats SOOOOOOOOO crreepy and cool like its either taissa's subconscious/the suprressed taissa OR it's something trying to get her to open her eyes and herself I LOVE IT ITS SO FUCKING COOL
kevin in the backwards hat tho. sorry. but he. sorry. OSRRY.
"you have terrible intel" your daughter SNITCHED and you're making you and shauna look WORSE it's so funny
"people are so sweaty when you kill them" LET'S GO SHAUNA LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
that was fucking AWESOME that was LEGENDARY LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
THE SHAUNA UNDERNEATH THE GIRL WE GLIMPSED WHEN SHE KILLED ADAM SHAUNA FROM THE WOODS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
coach hallucinating.... :(
i wont lie i love crystal and misty so much :')
OH MY GOD HER REFLECTION
SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
"oh she's not my mother" THEY'RE MEANT TO BE BESTIES LET THEM BE BESTIES IN CRIME LET THEM COMMIT CRIMES TOGETHER LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANT CHAOS AND FUN
"maybe i'm just a bored moriarty looking for his sherlock"
[CHOKING SOUNDS]
[SPUTTERING]
[SCREECHING]
technnically wouldn't SHE be moriarty because she commits crimes and stuff? oh well <3 its still fun <3
unless theyre BOTH moriarty? idk i cant remember jackshit about those characters anymore
let's go angry girls let's goooooo
HURT NATALIE BACK?
nosebleed leads to mass bird death...?
the forest is coming for lottie i think... i wonder if she isnt working in tandem off of it but proffiting off it it? or using it without delving down into the True Meat of it? and it killed her bees for it? idk idk idk but rip the bees
il veut de sang = he wants blood btw
(i looked it up)
so she HAS been denying it? or running from it? or??????
IT WAS A VISION? NICE!
fun episode all around<3
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ravenscorp7-blog · 5 years
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Are Reylos Aware of the #ReleasetheJJCut Movement?
Hello All, it has been awhile. Figured to throw this out there since so far I have not seen a reylo tumblr talking about this, of course it's very possible I just missed it... 
BUT, it does appear that there is a possibility that JJ Abrams actually did not create an intentional F-you to the reylo vision afterall. As you all may see in the link below, possibly up to 40 minutes of footage is missing from JJ's original cut and he was NOT happy about it. Now, could it be that it is not JJ we are to direct our heat but rather Disney?? Is it at all possible to make enough noise that could help Abrams succeed with a re-release of a more "complete" version of TROS - similar to how Avengers 4 and Cats were re-released into theaters? I know I would indeed go see TROS in theaters in it's pre-edited-40-extra-minutes-of-footage condition, you betcha. 
Link: https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/star-wars-rise-of-skywalker-dominic-monaghan-release-jj-abrams-directors-cut-disney-a9270356.html 
So the fiasco going on against the reylo community just overall... as the saying goes bad publicity is good publicity y'know? Makes you wonder, just what if it's all just to hype up a re-release maybe. Perhaps there were not enough people who knew/understood reylo to allow a happily-ever-after presentation of the dyad? I personally know a star wars fanatic and he was totally shocked by their kiss, he was like "omg, so it actually was a thing".   It does appear that there are several camps that were unhappy with the overall ending of TROS, and that the actual ending, even according to Daisy, was so beautiful it left everyone on set speechless. 
I don't know how true all this about the JJ cut thing is, but I sure hope it is. And if this be true, I too will owe JJ Abrams an apology - perhaps even Abrams didn't intend for Ben Solo to have such a patchy end? Hmm...
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sursonique · 6 years
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As the night of the Oscars has just ended, I am getting rambly...
I have been a fan of Queen since I can remember, I was born in 82. My dad was always a fan of Queen and we would always turn up the volume when they played on the radio but we never really had any records until we got our first CD player in 1989. I had saved money and I went with my dad to buy my first CD.. I chose Queen Greatest Hits one. My dad told me to choose another one as well, as his gift. I got Mr Bad Guy too. Those were my first albums ever. Couple or years later I had all of their albums.
I used to buy Queen fanzines and magazines cos it was the only way to get content (no internet those days folks). I would get their concerts on VHS and record their videos from the TV waiting all day to press the record button at the right moment.
When I was 8, I used to say that when I grew up I wanted to marry Brian May (I still do tbh).
I lived Freddie's death. I cried for days. One year later I cried watching The Freddie Mercury Tribute at Wembley.
The day Made In Heaven was released in 95 I waited outside the record store until they would open so I would get it early. Went home and listened to it. Crying again. I was 13. I still cry listening to that album so I usually avoid it if I'm being honest.
I have been a fan of Queen my whole life. There have been years or periods where my musical tastes have changed and periods where I didnt listen to Queen as much. But I always come back to them. Queen is the music that feels home to me.
I recall the first time I heard about a movie about Queen and Freddie to be made years ago. More than 10 years. But to be honest I didn't think it was ever going to be made.
Yet it hapenned. It got made despite all odds despite all the sh*tshow that went down during casting with Cohen. And then Rami! of all people was cast (I met him in 2010 and NEVER FOR THE LIFE OF ME THOUGHT HE WOULD END UP PLAYING FREDDIE), and filming and the "he who shall not be named" firing. But it happenned
And oh darlings, despite the flaws and literary licenses and timelines and all the things that are not perfect, it really is perfect anyway for exactly all of those reasons. Queen was never a perfect band. Freddie was never a perfect man. The film is as complex and flawed and OH SO WONDERFUL as it should be.
Cos here we are. It got us together and that's what it is about. People are passionate about this film. Everyone I know that has seen it in theaters went multiple times. I went 3 times. I may go again (still in theaters here folks!) My sister who used to say I was SO ANNOYING about Queen and literally threw my fanzines away 20 years ago saw it 5 times in theaters (she finally apologized for throwing my Queen things away. I didn't forgive her though.. I will hold that grudge forever).
Freddie is surely proud. I know he is. I can feel he is.
And the fandom.
Being an "old" Queen fan from the pre-internet days of fanzines, the Tumblr fandom is still a confusing and somewhat weird environment for me. But I love it. I love to see all of you loving Queen, loving Fred, Deaky, Rog and Bri. And Jim and Miami and Mary. And Rog's sparkly pink shoes. All part of their history. I usually mainly lurk and I feel awkward posting but I try lol.
And the wonderful cast and crew that we got. I have already mentioned Rami but OH RAMI OMG. One of the sweetest guys I have ever met by random chance ended up playing my idol and really guys it is still the weirdest thing for me to get my head around. Tbh I think I have a case of dissociative mental conflict about it. And Gwilym and Joe and Ben and Lucy and EVERYONE was perfect. Even when they weren't.
What a RIDE this movie has been. And it's not gonna be over. Like Rami said, Queen is forever. Freddie is forever.
Thank you producers, cast, crew and Bri and Rog, from a old fan
Thank you fandom. We are a family. And Queen is our home.
Bohemian Rhapsody got us together and for that I will be forever thankful to this OH SO WONDERFUL FILM, my darlings.
Let's keep on celebrating this movie, Queen and Freddie! Let's make him proud my dears!
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