#’no- I… I’m washing my hands?’
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I set timers on my phone sometimes. It doesn’t really know why I set them so it’ll suggest setting a ten minute timer at random times throughout the day trying to be helpful but missing that I don’t just set timers for fun?
Anyway, I’m just imagining an android doing that.
#‘hey you wanna… play in the sink?’#’what?’#’you play in the sink sometimes… you wanna do that now?’#’no- I… I’m washing my hands?’#’hmm?’#’im not playing in the sink… I’m washing my hands…’#’oh… do you wanna wash your hands then?’#detroit become human#dbh
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lorde, “buzzcut season” // phoebe bridgers, “chinese satellite” // ethel cain, “sun bleached flies” // julien baker, “go home” // taylor swift, “my tears ricochet”
#I’M TIRED OF WASHING MY HANDS GOD I WANNA GO HOME#web weaving#lyrics#parallels#*greatest hits#lorde#phoebe bridgers#ethel cain#julien baker#taylor swift#buzzcut season#chinese satellite#sun bleached flies#go home#my tears ricochet
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🗡️ Kirbtober 2024 Day 17: Galaxy (Soldier Army) 🗡️
(ID: Kirby: Right Back At Ya! fanart of the four Generals of the GSA, all floating and posing in a white void, their capes flared and armor gleaming. From top to bottom, Sir Arthur soars up with his sword held high, a determined expression behind his golden armor; Sir Dragato stylishly leaps to the side with his falchion held back, looking at the viewer with a confident wink; Sir Falspar jumps in excitement, pumping his fists and his sword in the air; and Sir Nonsurat hovers with his back to the viewer, glancing inscrutably over his shoulder as he wields his battle axe at an impractical - if cool-looking - downward angle. END ID.)
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Started on 09/24/24, finished on 09/25/24. | Kirbtober 2023 Comp
#veins art#veins fanart#kirby series#kirby#kirby right back at ya#sir arthur#sir dragato#sir falspar#sir nonsurat#galaxy soldier army#kirbtober#kirbtober 2024#day 17#galaxy#paintpanic#lookit these nerds#I don’t know *anything* about them but I do love them with my whole ribcage#cheers to fanon content for giving them life when canon only gave them like… 10 cumulative seconds of screen time#I dunno why but I love the little detail of Falspar being canonically left-handed - makes him feel unique from the others#these color palettes tho… stars help me#they’re just a mess of weird choices and the screenshots I have to pull from are so washed out T-T#made ‘em work tho. somehow#(stars above I’m tired)#eye contact tw#veinsfullofstars
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In the last six months since I’ve been on this blog I, or my other poc mutuals, have been hard blocked, soft blocked, unfollowed, dismissed, etc. by the same people who reblog the same tired ass posts reminding people to be mindful about inclusion in writing/fandom. Usually right after making a post or sending a message about correcting something racist
Some of these people I watch yall break bread with and I don’t say shit because you know what? It would destroy me to have to watch people I speak to daily focus on that person being a friend of theirs and how ‘good of a person they are’ over the fact they hurt someone with an inconsideration. so that’s why I don’t ‘name, names’ but it’s still a damned if you do situation ain’t it?
#existential dread for fucking real#I am filled with so much loathing and despair#I desperately want to wash my hands of this because I can’t go back#to having fun but I’ve put so much time and effort into this blog#but man this feels like a lost cause I’m exhaustedddd
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Wrangling the Children onto some fresh leaves. The Cecropia Kids are over 40 days old and still growing, and I’m starting to worry they won’t pupate in before I leave on vacation . Granted, I’m sure everything will be ok but it’s in my nature to worry over multi-legged invertebrate children. I just love larvae.
(Forgive the frass, I cleaned it out shortly after getting all the cats onto fresh food)
#hyalophora cecropia#cecropia moth#caterpillars#invertebrates#larvae#bugs#insect#bug keeping#I love these guys so much#they walk right onto my hands and it tickles!#I wash my hands for their safety and only handle very lightly and only when coaxing them into new food#they’re very chill and docile#if they don’t pupate in a week I have to hunt down a box elder tree in a new neighborhood and I’m worried#will it be good enough for the children? I hope so
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Patchwork skirt made of whatever fabrics I found.
#I’ve been trying to get more into colors instead of wearing all black all of the time#and boy is yellow quite the jump but mapping out this entire skirt was fun#I also wanted to create my own patch pants but I don’t really wear jeans or pants so we made a work around#most of this was sewn using a sewing machine but at some point my needle broke so some of it was sewn by hand too#diy or die#patch punk#crust punk#patch skirt#well#I plan to get some actual patches on there but you get the idea#my stuff (sewing)#forever a wip#I’m afraid I won’t ever be able to wash this in a washer#stenchcore#i guess
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Being schizophrenic is so fucking stupid like. Okay I know walking alone when it’s dark is scary. But you know what’d make this even scarier? They’re there, they’re everywhere and they’re especially behind you. I know you can’t see them but what if they’re there lol
#NOT EVEN A VENT I just can’t take my problems seriously and I like being overdramatic about them#If I’m gonna be schizophrenic it better be on MY OWN TERMS and I get to make unfunny jokes about it#I was literally just trying to pee and I looked out the window while washing my hands#It’s all black and my fuckass brain goes 'lmao Gabriel from TMC is gonna show up if you don’t hurry'#Actually schizophrenia could be helpful for my slow ass taking my sweet time doing literally anything#Oh yeah I’m in Fr*nce so pretty much any type of post will be slow for a while#schizophrenia#psychotic disorders#schizophrenic disorder#actually schizophrenic#actually psychotic
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Really struggling with knowing there’s a few viruses going around that are airborne and also spread through poor sanitation but we’re a few years into a global pandemic that due to protecting a tanking economy and backwards status quo, public health and safety is kind of a joke at all levels of life so HCWs don’t mask in hospitals and schools don’t put soap in bathrooms
Is anyone else thinking about this…is anyone else concerned about covid and measles and norovirus and diarrhea planes and schools closing because all the students and teachers are sick. Is anyone scared of getting sick and dying anymore???
#covid#long covid#covid is airborne#covid isn't over#measles#norovirus#mask up#wear a mask#pulling my hair out#why does no one give a fuck about themselves or anyone else#why am I the bad guy for clocking you came out the bathroom without washing your hands and we’re about to touch shared food#why am I the dickhead for insisting you mask around cancer patients and babies and literally anyone that asks you to#one of the longest train wrecks I’ve seen happen in real time and I’m still on it just trying to dodge flying metal#no longer filled with hope and whimsy#filled with dread and rage instead
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gods favorite - gods gift 🖤📸
#last pic my hands are wet bc i just washed them it’s pissed me awf for some reason#but u can see my little corset ring hehehe#HAD SO MUCH FUNNNNNN i’m so dead now i have 17k steps like. Snork mimimi for REAL#face
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So I’m watching newsies again (to nobody’s surprise) and I tried to do the spit handshake thing and I spit all over my mirror 😭
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learnt today that if you smack and successfully kill a mosquito while it’s sitting on you, there will be a small bloodstain on you fingers. asked my dad about it, and he said mosquitoes don’t have blood, that’s the blood they’ve taken from someone else
so now I can honestly say I’ve had someone else’s blood on my hands
#personal#i was considering just making a post saying “I have someone else’s blood on my hands” without context#but then I remembered digital footprints exist#and the fbi agent watching my phone would likely not take it as a heehee /j#but anyway yeah#also tagging the science side of tumblr because my dad is probably uhm not correct#I don’t know I’m not a botanist#but also I kind of don’t want to know if he’s wrong or not because that is kinda cool#in like a really gross way I immediately went inside and washed my hands#but yeah
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First finished yarns of college! They’re both chain plied Malabrigo in the color way Candombe. I’m surprised by how different they look in terms of color! I think I spun the second a bit thinner too, and it may be a tad underspun
Next up I’m planning on plying two singles I spun on drop spindles. An undyed teeswater and a different malabrigo (Azules)
#hand spinning#yarn#yarn spinning#handspun#yes I brought my wheel to the dorms#also had a mishap with the second hank getting tangled after washing and needing to rewind it#overall I’m happy though
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i used to not kill mosquitoes because of buddhism (take no life) but my bf is really allergic to them so now i protect him from pain and the truth is i also protect myself now even when he’s not here but i still feel guilty about it
#blood on my hands#i’m sorry#i just read that you’re not supposed to drink water with larvae in it either#but life truly is everywhere#sometimes when i wash my hands i think about the fact im killing bacteria#but not in a good removing bacteria way#its me or them i guess#anyways i would never survive an apocalypse#the other day with friends we saw invasive crayfish#youre supposed to kill them when you see them bc theyre invasive#but none of us could#i have a lot of thoughts about killing etc ill stop here
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cast iron controversy
I realized while cooking dinner tonight that obviously in the descendants universe there’s a food trend of cooking things in tiny cast iron ramekins. Like these:
and Jane has to make a whole post about how she’s not IGNORING the tiny cast iron cheesecake trend, she just CANT participate because her boyfriend’s boyfriend’s girlfriend has fairy blood, and she can’t make them if the whole polycule can’t partake, and fairies can’t touch iron without being burnt, so actually stop asking guys, she’s not going to do it. The comments section on the post gets nasty. There’s one long time reader who’s trying to defend Jane and insisting that asking her to make a trendy recipe that her metamour can’t eat is actually discrimination against people with fairy blood, and another longtime reader arguing just as passionately that her great-grandfather was a full-blooded fairy and SHE can eat from cast iron just fine, so there’s really no reason why having a girlfriend-once-removed with fairy blood excuses the author from providing her loyal readers with a cute trendy dessert for their next social gathering!!
A third reader points out that actually, those with fairy blood can eat from cast iron just fine, so long as the food isn’t too acidic and they don’t touch the dish while they’re eating. Remember forks, guys?? The things that we use because eating with your hands is gross??
Jane almost hires one of the younger isle kids (who are DEEPLY invested in the drama) to moderate her comment section, until she realizes that letting Celia and Dizzy moderate is only going to make things SO much worse.
And that’s not even touching the great enameled cast iron debate that broke out after LoyalReader259 linked to a fairyzon listing for the cutest set of blue enameled cast iron ramekins.
(For the record, Jane is a fairy on both her parents’ sides, and she’s not making anything in cast iron because she doesn’t want to bake in gloves just for a trend. Mal could care less what dishware Jane brings to her bridal shower, she’ll wear full leather safety gear if it means she gets to eat cheesecake)
#my fic#sorta��.#I’m getting just the right amount of deep into this made up fantasy baking blog drama I feel#I did ask my fiance what he thought of this and he’s the one who pointed out that enamel and forks exist and also bakers typically#aren’t sticking their bare hands into the cast iron dishes#and she can just get somebody else to wash them out afterwards#she does have an army of gorgeous polycule members at her disposal#sugar and spikes AU
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just rescued a huge large white butterfly (that’s its actual name DKHDKDJD) from the conservatory and i couldn’t close my hands around it at all it was so big so i just had to trick it into thinking it’s trapped for long enough to get it outside and it slipped out of my hands mere moments after i exited the building oughhhhh the panic the sheer panic
#fray.txt#it was soooo beautiful i’m so glad i had just washed my hands so i had very little People Oil on me
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hey. fun tip for you guys. if you’re identifying trees out in nature and you see an interesting and beautiful leaf growing on a tree, check whether it’s a part of the tree or a vine before you touch it. because it might be poison ivy
#anyways I washed my hands in the creek immediately and then when I got back washed with soap and water#and then gargled some soapy water for good measure bc I’d eaten some sourwood with maybe not completely poison ivy free fingers#so I should be fine#and ive never gotten it anyways even when touching it#but like. I’m being safe#willow’s wastebin tagxon
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