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one of (if not) my favourite stranger things headcanon is that ted wheeler is in full support of mike and will’s relationship. in fact, he can’t remember a time when they weren’t dating. he’s convinced that they’ve been dating since they were at least twelve. wdym you just got together? did you break up? son i thought you and will were going strong? who is this el person? son you don’t need to make up a fake person we all know you’re dating will. we don’t care.
#but like fr this hc and these fics#‘dad i’m not dating will for the 37th time’#‘yeah sure you aren’t#‘let him know he’s invited to dinner tuesday’#‘yeah whatever fine’#and then over dinner ted would ask abt how will’s going w school bc he gives half a damn#and it’s not just ted it’s actually just everyone that thinks that they’re in a relationship#‘will i’m so sorry i told them we’re not dating’#but fr#ted wheeler#stranger things#byler#mike wheeler#will byers#mike x will#byler brainrot
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We all know the semi-canonical ‘all the Robins know to hide/duck inside of Batman’s cape, even as adults’ thing.
We also know that Danny ‘is LITERALLY a ghost’ Fenton sucks at remembering his own intangibility while ALSO forgetting to look ahead of him.
All I’m saying is, Danny Fenton (or Phantom, if you’d really like) would absolutely SLAM into Batman on accident while running on roof tops and Bruce ‘Brooding Instinct’ Wayne doesn’t even think twice about letting the kid hide and scanning around for danger before there’s a record scratch of ‘wait who tf is this?’ kicks in.
#dp x dc#dpxdc#dc x dp#dcxdp#danny phantom crossover#listen I’m just SAYING#my initial thought is Fenton bc dark hair and how most of the robins have had dark hair#Danny isn’t even necessarily running from danger. he just got into parkour and forgot how to stop his momentum#I mean you CAN have him running from something. give this an ACTUAL plot#but honestly I just think it’d be a fun little setup#Danny peaks out and. in panic. goes#hi we’re the council of the dead. we’ve been trying to contact you and yours about your extended warranty#*extended life warranty or what have you#Danny hasn’t even gotten death vibes from anyone yet so now he has to wing it#yeah hi… uh. Batman sir. if that’s your preferred moniker?#right so we’re basically the ghost irs and you owe death taxes?#yeah you know the saying. death and taxes. guarantees of life. haha.#which in this case means you owe money bc you aren’t dead yet. probably. idk I uh. JUST got the job .#anyways ohhhh hi yep you’re. red hood. yeah so. mm. yeah we definitely need to get you to the ghostly dmv#it’s the same as a regular dmv but people have actually been bored to death in there#(meanwhile Batman is like WAIT IS THIS SMALL CHILD DEAD?!)#(SURE WHATEVER IM RICH HOW DO I FIND A GHOST ACCOUNTANT AND MORE IMPORTANTLY DO YOU RESPECT GHOST ADOPTIONS?)
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crisis of disbelief
#one piece#trafalgar law#zoro#luffy#‘what ship is this’ sure#lulaw? luzo? law…zo? or is it zolaw. none of these sound like words anymore#well i guess bc they aren’t. they aren’t real words#‘law and zoro never really saw gear 5’ yeah. law saw his giant head in the roof and zoro was basically dead#they felt That tho#and finally#‘i thought you were taking a much needed rest break after weekly comics’#yeah well. i need a new brush bc my old one kills my wrist and there is a STEEP learning curve for me ://#it’ll get easier right. it’ll look better right. RIGHT?!
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Good eye!
#project sekai#ruikasa#rui kamishiro#tsukasa tenma#mine#tsukasa#rui#my art#hand hurts. they are so irritating.#if you want the minimal context that’s in my mind palace:#in this they’re not dating don’t know the feelings aren’t platonic yet they just do this when they want to read the same book#& rui reads faster so he comes up with observations to point out so his boy best friend will go wow so insightful so smart#someone asks nene if they’re dating and she coughs so hard she chokes & then says she doesn’t know them#off to tier more and then sleep. should I have posted this at a time that isn’t 1 o clock sure yeah but who cares
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Why someone would need to deny their friendship with Max when the British media ask them about their friendship literally sickens me I cannot.
#‘we aren’t best friends’#‘sure we have respect for each other but that’s it’#‘yeah a title fight might change our relationship’#go and suck my toe Lando after Max jumping to defend your win last weekend#waiting to see you afterwards and you speak to the English media#who you know will fucking jump on this#my god#rambles
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the indecision between ‘i love this character and i want them to be happy/i want to see more of them’ and ‘it would be most narratively compelling/intriguing if they died or otherwise were (mysteriously) never seen or heard from again’
#peach rambles#this is about ava kingdomhearts#like i’m absolutely positive we’re seeing her again in the next arc#but also the way she just sort of quietly disappeared after the war#and how she’s such a mysterious suspicious character with legions of those who adore and trust her#esp ephemer and co#and yet. girl what were you doing in the war. ‘some things aren’t for you to know.’#OOH. super super interesting. then she’s just Gone and luxu’s little quip in kh3 does not help us much#like im sure we’ll find our answers soon but in the meantime i kinda love the resonance of the mystery#like the idea that she just quietly died after the war or otherwise went down with daybreak town back in the past#it does something to me#maybe it’s just me but even between the same scenes recreated in khux chibi vs the full animation#it feels like ava comes off as so much sweeter in back cover than in ux#like even knowing what her canon voice sounds like. reading her lines in ux she doesn’t sound that sugary to me in my head#she never seems to smile or emote much in ux#makes her that much more unsettling#they’re so confident she couldn’t possibly have been involved in strelitzia’s death. and yeah they were right but like.#they could easily have been wrong
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Do you support Kamala?
No idea who that is.
#asks#anon#chilchuck#chilchuck tims#chilchuck dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#ooc: you fuckig bet i do#and i sure as fuck don’t support the FUCKING FELON WHO ENCURRAGED A COUP WHEN HE LOST LIKE A SORE LOSER#plus all the other shit i don’t wanna get into rn jfc#fucking satan could be running against him and i still wouldn’t vote him back in#him being legally allowed to run again makes me embarrased to be an american#more so than usual#anyway that being said if we could limit the election talk on here that’d be cool#or really politics in general#my fandom blogs are where i go to take a brake from that stuff#if it’s brought over here too then burnouts gonna set in and then who’s gonna be left to fight#let’s leave these spaces for everyone to breath and take a brake yeah?#not to mention there’s a lot of people who aren’t involved in the election who like. don’t wanna hear about it#please and thank you 💖
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rlly enjoying playing a little brosca, idk if i’ll stick with her long but she tends to go for the dialogue options that i don’t usually pick so the dialogue feels a lot fresher which is a hugeee win when u have played the intro as many times as i have
#she’s very blunt but also sharp and funny like says whatever the first thing is that comes to her mind#and also like. very genuinely hasnt caught on to the scope of the game. i usually play characters who are more wary and political#asha’s like yeah obviously we’re going to win ostagar it’s only duncan who doesn’t think so and he’s just#doing his grey warden job by being stoic and anxiety-inducing which she’s pretty sure is like 50% of their job#it’s fun. i like playing characters who aren’t keyed into the threat level#bc it lets you really feel the fear and horror when things DO happen#already getting way more tension from like the whispering soldiers and that guy in the infirmary etc
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Hmmm. Butterfly!Félix and Champion!Kagami. When the Butterfly is NOT used for evil, it creates a more equal channel, allowing the Holder and their Champion to freely communicate and feel what each other is feeling, while also having the ability to limit what the other feels from them, both for privacy reasons and to not overwhelm them. A good Butterfly Holder often likes to have a small group of Champions they trust to call upon and give powers to as a result, seeing as it’s a display of trust.
Butterfly!Félix calls upon Kagami the most, both out of trust for her and because she’s always willing to jump into the fight anyways so might as well give her a boost with some powers.
While sometimes Butterfly!Félix stays back and defends wherever her Kamiko is, he’s also been known to be a more hands-on Butterfly Holder and likes to assist her during the fight, making them one hell of a power couple.
Do you see my vision.
#miraculous ladybug#I wanna see the Butterfly used more for good SO BAD#Nooroo’s powers aren’t even meant to create Akumas! So if it’s used NORMALLY then surely the balance evens out#Also. Power Couple Feligami at it again. yeah#felix graham de vanily#felix fathom#kagami tsurugi#feligami#I’ve been having a lot of Feligami thoughts recently. could not tell you why
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“Hera should punish Zeus instead of his lovers” I mean ig if you are talking about Alcmene or Leto sure, but Semele deserved that shit.
#there is this idea going around that women should be angry at their cheating partners rather than the ppl they cheated with#which… I don’t agree with at all#sure if the woman the man cheated with didn’t know then yeah don’t be mad if#but women aren’t stupid if you knowingly and willingly have an affair with a married man you deserve all the smoke#stop deflecting the blame when women harm other women#greek mythology#ancient greek mythology#greek pantheon#hera#greek goddess#hera goddess#hera deity#hera greek mythology#zeus#hera x zeus#Semele#semele greek mythology
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Captain is 100% a straight man, look how straight he acts. He is fine around men, men don’t effect him. Isn’t it obvious?
#captain cant Even Look at men#go check? yeah sure#check his ass#captain even Robin Julian and pat know#you aren’t good at being subtle#bbc ghosts#bbc ghosts captain#captain being gay#bbc ghosts edit#the captain#ghosts captain#patcap
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best flavor of character: one who is fully aware how easily corrupted they are by power, repeatedly says “don’t give me power i will abuse it”, and then when no one listens to them and they’re given power anyway. gets corrupted by it and abuses it immediately. like they did warn you.
#yeah sure the kind who believes this about themself and proves themself wrong thru the power of love or morals is fine#but there’s something so delicious about a character who is fully honest about their failings#and is IGNORED about that honesty because people. either don’t believe them or think they will be Better than they know themself to be#and then they aren’t. AND THEY FUCKING TOLD YOU DIDN’T THEY-
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ok. tentative designs ???
#i am trying to push the rogue look. even though. they Are one#i kinda like the second one more sndbjd#its so important to me that this loop has long as hell hair#they start running and youre immediately hit in the face with it as it uncurls#ANYWAYS#points at loop. hits them with the “it doesn’t exist if i can’t see it.”#they will be covering up most of their body. they will freak out otherwise#there Is a scar under the star.#loop voice i will be peak cozy. But Also. Watch Out#the boots are making them taller. btw#if they aren’t already taller than siffrin already#GAHHH OKAY#tosses these and skitters away#we’ll see how much i like them#later …#lantern’s art corner#isat#isat spoilers#two hats spoilers#?? … yes#if anyone saw this. earlier. no you did not <3 /lh#im not sure which one looks bettterrrrrr#then ill go from there and make it more finalized#draft designs !!! yeah !!!!!!!!!
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Great googley moogley it’s all going to shit! Every day becomes exponentially more terrifying!
And all perfectly timed to just right at the start of what’s supposed to be my adult life where I get my shit together and be useful and productive!
#we’re cooked#we’re doomed#idk the end is nigh or whatever god damn#I just wanna be able to live in my own house and draw a guy sometimes without the ever present threat of the horrors is that too much#apparently yeah cause houses aren’t achievable anymore but man#m a n#especially if you didn’t/couldn’t go to college and aren’t capable of working most jobs#doesn’t help there’s the chance some part of my existence might be suddenly illegal or extremely dangerous yippie!#the options are literally 1. people die 2. people die what the hell do you even do man#how the fuck is this the election I’m gonna get forced to be a part of we’re living in hell#and nobody around me believes it’ll get bad yay great oh so wonderful#I can’t wait to lose rights and cause millions of deaths regardless of who gets chosen#I think one of these days I’m literally just gonna die of stress#it’ll either be a stroke or a heart attack or cancer or uh well ya know#we’re fucked#we’re screwed#I wanna have some kind of an actually visible break down but ive suppressed everything so much that I don’t outwardly emote much anymore :)#and the constantly dissociating thing too I guess#if you ever think ‘oh yeah I can just think of guy in a situation that’s so cool’ don’t it’s a trap—#although tbh this would be significantly worse without it so uh law of equivalent exchange I guess#fuck fuck fuck anyway#not putting this in the main tags#definitely deleting this later#if anyone in my house got any hints that I may or may not have different opinions than them well uh I’m financially dependent on them so um#literally wouldn’t have anywhere to go if anything happened#oh we’re really in it now Simon#hell world#there’s like what 7 genocides going on too I hate everything I hate everything I hate everything#I can’t do anything to help anyone either cause I don’t have a job and I could get kicked out or treated badly at home for it#not that anyone thinks very highly of me at home anyway I am kinda family disappointment number 2 I pretty sure
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I don’t think enough people talk about the implication of tons of previous Audreys calling Joey ‘uncle’ 🤨
#yeah sure sure you tried and succeeded at creating life Joey but. whyd they call you uncle 🤨🤨🤨 why would they 🤨🤨🤨#fucking. not okay#reason 1 of 10000000 on why I will slanderize Joey so so much#joey drew slander#Joey pulling a William Afton and killing his friend’s kid? it’s more likely than you think!#yes I’m going with the idea that the ink people aren’t just copies and still have the souls of the real ppl in em#batim joey drew#joey drew#batdr joey#scocophobia tw#tw scopophobia#scopophobia#batim#bendy and the dark revival#bendy and the ink machine#batdr audrey#audrey drew#batdr henry#batim henry#henry stein#art tag
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Spoilers for Barbie ahead, I guess. But who in the writer’s room looked at that plot line and thought, “Yes. Feminism.” ??
The citizens of Barbie Land spend the entire movie fighting for privilege, not any sort of freedom (I borrowed that quote from the interview with Alok on the Man Enough Podcast 10/10 recommend). Over half the movie is about how awful it is to be a woman in the real world, and then they literally treat the Kens the way women are treated in the real world. That’s canon. The narrator says it Herself.
We never learn where the Kens live. For all we know, when the precious status quo was restored at the end, they just made half the population of Barbie Land homeless.
Yay, girl power.
#when I heard people complaining about how this movie was anti-man I snatched my ticket and said yeah I sure hope it does like everyone else#but I did not feel empowered in the slightest by that movie#where was supportive stay at home dad vibe Ryan Gosling Ken??#I was fully convinced by the trailers and the hype#like#I was fully convinced he was going to have Barbie’s back 110% and let her live her dreams while knowing that he was enough as he was#but I didn’t taste a drop of respect women juice#not at the beginning and not at the end#and they kept. bringing. up. how. Barbie. doesn’t. return. Ken’s. feelings.#I’m aro - I’ve been in that situation - I appreciate media normalizing how men aren’t entitled to women’s affection#but if you really wanted to make some kind of statement#just let them communicate resolve and move on#that’s it#the cellulite bit was my first indicator that maybe it was a good thing I didn’t spend $40+ on a bright pink outfit#let 👏 barbie 👏 have 👏 cellulite 👏 and 👏 be 👏 okay 👏 with 👏 it#like cellulite is damn cute I don’t make the rules#I could say more but I’m feeling mid as it is already#gonna watch Barbie Princess & the Pauper for some real gender class commentary#barbie movie#barbie#thoughts
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