#‘tOtAlLy SaNe’ — EMZi

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Part 1 ~ Part 2 ~ Part 3 ~ Part 4

Incorrect Quotes that I made up pt. V:

⚠️ Error 404: Decent humor not found ⚠️

—S4 if they found Zane before Cole & Jay reconcile—

Cole: Let's just say, me and Jay aren't okay…

Zane: That's okay.

(I swore this was funnier in my head-)

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—in a highschool AU or something—

Cole: Are you sure this isn't AI-generated?

Kai: Yes, this is my blood, sweat, and tears, Cole.

Cole: What does obfuscate mean then?

Kai: ....

Kai: Err… uhm…

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(Dark humor)

Cole: I wanna die already.

Jay: What about my mom's cookies?

Cole: It's still long before that, I'll just get up by then.

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—In a groupchat—

Jay: *sents a pic of him wearing the duck clip* Duck 🐥

Cole: *sents a pic of his duck clip collection* Duck 🐥

Kai: *doesn't have one* Goose 🪿

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(In highschool AU, after PreCal exams)

Jay: What did you guys graph for number 3? I graphed an ellipse and parabola.

Kai: Ain't it scribbles and scrawls?

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As I write “friENDs”…

Why and how am I getting so much ideas for AUs about amnesiac!Jay—

(every version had Bruise ofc, both platonic & romantic)

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This Cole fanfic had broke my heart into a million pieces…

I rarely cry at angsty stories, it fuels me but this got me.

READ IT!!!

(👆Click this to ruin your life read )

(it has ✨BRUISE✨)

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If I had a nickel for every time I'm late in watching new Ninjago episodes because of schoolworks, I'd have two nickels which is not much, but it's getting annoying already >:(

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Wait, I just realized something about that band in TMF…

4 members, but one left

tall × cocky (my first impression of him) × precious (according to my friend)

somehow connected to the MC (Jake, in this case)

What band have those too?

Sunset Curve from “Julie and the Phantoms”

This is what I get for thinking about it too hard—

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(Something that I should've thought of posting before Crystalized came to existence)

Let us mourn for the loss of our dear ninja

Wha— No, not her. Him

Don't attack me please—

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Part 1 ~ Part 3 ~ Part 4 ~ Part 5

Incorrect Quotes that I just made up pt. II

(Attempts with humor and a hope that nobody made them already)

Implied NSFW term and Oppo

Zane: *playing the flute*

Kai: Zane, you're so good at blowing the flute. Can you blow me?

Cole: *spits out drink*

(Cole is a dirty-minded prude, you can't convince me otherwise)

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Kai: Hey, do you wanna see the part Nya sewed in my back a while ago?

Jay: I'm physically, mentally, emotionally, spiritually unprepared to see it.

Nya: You could have just said no.

Cole: *in the other room* Or just yelled never!

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—Early in the morning after a midnight mission—

Jay: *knocks on the door* Cole! Wake up, food is served.

Cole still in bed: I'll be right jere later.

Jay: Did you just said "jere"?

Cole: Wordz are hard in the morning.

Jay: IT'S LUNCHTIME ALREADY, DIRTCLOD!

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(Just imagine this is an AU where Morro's a human)

Morro: *hands Jay his drink*

Jay: Is there anything more colder than this?

Morro: None, unless you want my soul.

Jay: Very funny, Airbag. *sarcasm*

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—sets place in any of my AUs where Cole is a girl—

Nya: Guys, check out the gift Skylor gave me *shows that she's wearing backless dress*

Lloyd: Hey, not bad.

Cole: If I were to wear that I'd already have a stomachache.

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Just thinking either how fast or how chaotic the love triangle from S3 will be if I include Wren, Cole's grandma there. Like, I made her full Filipino, so she's likely to say this (Imma just putting the whole scene I imagined):

Cole & Jay: *fighting*

Wren: Nico, Jing, Ayaw nyong tumigil? O, ito kutsilyo *gives them actual knives*. There, you two kill eachother na.

(Nico, Jing, you two won't stop? Okay, here are knives.)

[If you get the idea, congrats]

Anyways, this could end in two ways:

A) Cole & Jay actually making up for their stupidity

or

B) Cole & Jay took Wren's words seriously

More info about Wren:

• full name: Wrenalyn T. Hence (T is for Torres)

• doesn't have that Filipino accent

• can speak English, Tagalog, Ilocano, and Spanish

• only threatens with the knives(see the situation above)

• calls Cole's grandpa, Ezequiel “Lakay” (I changed Cole's grandpa name, cuz yes)

• nicknames she have for the ninjas:

- Cole: Nico (because his first name is Nicolas)

- Jay: Jing

- Nya: Nene

- Lloyd: Dodoy

(I'll add more if I got ideas)

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On the 12th day of Christmas, my life has given me…

Twelve plus bot followers

Eleven AU ideas

Ten midnight masses

Nine o'clock dinners

Eight AM wake-ups

Seven missed church meals

Six PM calltimes

Five bonding times

Four fics to finish

Three church meals

Two vid WIPS

And the lost of my own voice

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