#‘cause no all the deepthroated microphones and times he sang to you in the shower while he sat on the toilet did not signal shit man
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#there is a type of southern gentlman so true blue apple pie straight that he happily wears pink and chokers and acts like a tart who#upon being mistaken for an actual tart will inevitably be#aghast and panicked and throw a punch or#…#‘cause no all the deepthroated microphones and times he sang to you in the shower while he sat on the toilet did not signal shit man#sarge asks#hey marina
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