#‘21 pilots makes bad music’ no they don’t you just don’t like it

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Number one on my list of enemies is people who are weirdly elitist about music

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96 Thoughts while rewatching the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel Pilot.

1. Midge graduated college early, got married and had her first kid in like a year and a half holy shit girl.

2. That fat joke not great. But ASP is ASP.

3. monogrammed butter pads. Like Disney World!

4. lol the bleaching.

5. Why did the man have to be Joel?

6. Midge why was Joel a gift from god? He was not. He was not a gift from god, the best thing he did for you was help you recognize Lenny when you eventually got thrown in the same cop cruiser.

7. The airplane gluuuueeeeee lol

8. The suit they put Luke in is too big on purpose, to try and make him look older and less attractive and it uh...doesn’t work.

9. Against a tree. Ugh. Not comfortable.

10. “we’re very happy” I love Abe so much.

11. So many angry Jews about shrimp.

12. YOU SHOW ME WHERE IN THE BIBLE WHERE GOD SAYS YOU CAN’T EAT SHRIMP.

13. I wish I lived where there was a dedicated butcher.

14. Poor Midge has no idea that she and Joel are skint because he hasn’t told her shit. God dammit.

15. Spending hours on that brisket. Hours to get it perfect.

16. He hates you, Joel, because you’re a terrible comedian and you don’t deserve a better time.

17. “I don’t know what I’d do without you.” You’re gonna find out, asshole.

18. Penny Pann cannot use an electric pencil sharpener. She is so fucking dumb. How did she figure out sex if she couldn’t figure out- you know never mind.

19. The music slaps.

20. Remember that no matter how in love Joel is acting in this moment, he’s been fucking Penny for months.

21. MONTHS.

22. He winds up so angry about Midge handling everything for him, but he let her. He enjoyed it. He barely had to lift a finger.

23. Oh Susie.

24. Oh Midge.

25. I owe my soul to the company stooooooore

26. “I should be kissing the brisket!” Fuck you.

27. Jackieeeeeeeeeeeee

28. Blugh.

29. Blugh Joel.

30. Susie knows what’s up.

31. “I was great.” Holy fuck.

32. One standing ovation everyone goes home pregnant. lol

33. We’ve never met Aunt Bertha. I want to. I deserve Aunt Bertha.

34. Fuck, Midge’s routine is so brutal. Paranoidly staying awake until Joel drops off, and then doing her entire routine and sneaking back into bed. Getting up before the sun is up to redo her whole look and then pretending to be asleep. Jesus, not thank you.

35. COMPLETE WITH FAKE EYELASHES UGH.

36. She really thought this was supposed to be her life forever. That this was it.

37. Morning Ethan. Ethan. Ethan. Ethan. E-

38. Rose and the forehead. Ugh. Just the - the physical expectations...so much yikes.

39. lol schnorror

40. Oh Imogene.

41. Again. The every day physical demands are insane. And Midge puts this on herself for the most part, but I do get the feeling that Joel...didn’t help.

42. “I made curry but I also ordered Chinese.” BITCH NO! NO! YOU MAKE DINNER HE EATS WHAT YOU COOKED WHETHER HE LIKES IT OR NOT AND IF IT IS TRULY UNPALATABLE YOU ORDER OUT TOGETHER. God damn, the shit this woman would go through just to make this horrible man happy. Fuck’s sake.

43. Poor Midge, realizing that Joel is stealing material. Thinking at first that someone stole his stuff.

44. THERE IS AN ENTIRE ENORMOUS BOWL OF LEMONS ON THE TABLE! Are they wax? Jesus that’s so many.

45. “It’s fine, everybody does it.” Feh.

46. “When I found out June Friedman stole my meatloaf recipe I almost stabbed her in the eye with a fork.” Big Lorelai vibes.

47. “You’ll learn.” Fuck you, Joel.

48. Midge made another brisket when Baz asked for latkes....

49. Midge is never on time. Just FYI.

50. Joel not getting his way gets shitty. We start to see how terrible he is here. The cracks of her being berated for things she can’t control. Like ted the moth.

51. He’s not a comedian, Midge.

52. LOL Susie. “THE CLEARYS ARE HERE?!”

53. The jerkoff motion lol. Love it.

54. Who here likes Hillbilly polka?! Me! I do!

55. SPOKANE!

56. Watching Joel bomb is rough. I absolutely hate this scene. If there’s one thing this show does well, it’s showing people bomb. And how bad it can be. It really is like chewing tin foil. Like nails on a chalkboard.

57. No one cares about your holey sweater, asshole. You cannot tell a joke.

58. It is so hard to watch. It is so hard to watch. Holy shit. Holy shit just stop stop Joel stop no no no no no no no no no.

59. And of course he blames Midge for his bad performance. Everything is her fault. He cannot take responsibility for his lack of talent. It has to be her fault.

60. And she’s trying to be supportive. She’s trying to be kind about this. And he’s just...awful.

61. Like i get that this was a bad night for him, but his lack of ability to deal with his life is atrocious.

62. And he’s leaving her because suddenly this isn’t what he wants, even though he’s been relying on her for their whole marriage. He loves it when things go right. He cannot deal when things don’t go his way.

63. “Nobody’s happy, it’s Yom Kippur.”

64. “he was in Buchenwald, throw him a bone!” lol I love this line. It’s a particular bit of very Jewish gallows humor that’s hard to come by in pop culture, and it’s what sold me on the show when I watched it for the first time.

65. She had no idea this was actually his dream. He never told her. They never talked about his dreams, or her wants. They don’t talk to each other.

66. BECAUSE YOU KILLED IT. It’s true.

67. “Do you know what a dream is?” What a terrible - god dammit.

68. YOU NEVER TALK TO HER ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS YOU PIECE OF SHIT! YOU NEVER TALK AND SO SHE HAS NO IDEA! You fucking asshole. God damn. 

69. You cannot expect your partner to know everything without telling them. That’s just moving the goal posts around day after day. Jesus.

70. “I will be better. I will do better.” Poor Midge. god dammit.

71. He is so awful. I cannot believe I sit through scenes of this terrible man. He is the fucking worst. And he has been from fucking jump, and he’s only gotten marginally better.

72. “SO YOU”LL TELL YOUR PARENTS FOR ME?!” WHAT THE FUCK!

73. Joel Maisel is the WoooOOOOooOOOOOOooorst!

74. “I’m sorry.” You’re not sorry at all.

75. Though I think that was the only time he ever really said it.

76. I love how much Abe loves television.

77. “What did you do?” Ugh. Ugh.

78. “That was about deli, too.” lol

79. omg Rose. Her character development is amazing.

80. “You cannot survive this.” Yeah she can.

81. Girl I’d get drunk too.

82. favorite gif:

83. It’s a Pyrex. My Pyrex.

84. Joel did not want to be challenged. He wanted to be coddled.

85. Midge her shirt was on inside out because she put it back on after fucking your husband girl.

86. THEM TITTIES

87. LENNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

88. For how much of an unforgiving hardass Susie can be, she also is very sympathetic to Midge when she’s falling apart

89. One standing ovation, everyone goes home pregnant.

90. lol eating chips on Yom Kippur mood.

91. 10 in the morning?!

92. You’re not my wife.

93. Their chemistry from jump was just amazing. He was only supposed to be a bit part and...yeah. They just...the way they look at each other, even from the beginning.

94. And she just waits patiently for him to finish his schtick. She knows he’s just gotta work through his little song and dance to get to her answer. They have a rhythm from the beginning.

95. THE FUCK BOY SHRUG.

96. Yeah. He loves it.

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Luxe and Lunacy

Chapter 21 - Break The Ice

Finally out of Guarm space and general sight, she tries to connect. Mood Music ⏬ Britney Spears - Break The Ice Intro - In The End | Ch. 20 - Stay | Ch. 21 - Break The Ice | Ch. 22 - Queen Of Nothing

     I awoke alone in the bed again, but I could still smell him on the sheets so he couldn't have been gone long. The simple outfit he’d given me had been waiting on the bed, implying he’d been here before meeting me for the mission, and I’d slept in it so it’d taken on some wrinkles since. I slipped out of bed and made my way out of the room, hands idly trying to deal with those wrinkles while I went looking for him.      He was in the kitchen where I joined him with a confident stride, slipping past to hop onto the counter beside where he fiddled with the built-in Caffe machine. He looked me over once with a raised brow before focusing back to getting his cup filled, “Bold.”      I looked in said cup, the liquid was dark, “Me or the drink? Y’got sweetener in that right?”      “You’re on the counter.” he responded simply, “And Zathians can’t taste sweet things. I believe it’s a carnivore thing.”      I frowned, “Tragic.”

     He shrugged, “Make your own," he said, gesturing to the cupboard above it, “Stuffs all here or built into the machines,” he informed me before wandering back to the table where he’d left the tech he’d been working on.      I grumbled and eyed said machine, scanning the buttons before grabbing my own cup, actively trying to look as competent as I could. Then I joined him, sitting at the other side of the table where I could see him and resting my chin on crossed arms, “Can we talk now that we’re outa Urgu’s reach or you just quiet normally?”      He glanced up at me then back down to the tech, “I have nothing to say.”      I hummed, watching him, I wanted to push, “Where's yer tattoos?”      “My back.” He paused, “and calves.” He wasn't giving off anything that felt like irritation yet.      “Did you take your face one off?” I asked, that got a spike of something negative and there was danger in the eye-contact he made with me in response. I sat up quickly, raising both hands to signify innocence, “Hey, no judgments here. I just wanna know ‘bout my savior, y’know?”      He huffed and focused back on his work, “Alright, if you want to talk so bad; when were you planning to tell me you could pilot off auto?”      I shrugged, “You never asked,” I replied, mimicking his own half answers.      He gave me the side-eye momentarily before continuing, “What else can you do?”      I faltered, unsure what exactly he was looking for, “besides sex or?”      He waved it off, “No, something useful. First aid, languages… whatever pheromone shit you can pull that isn't sexual.”      I answered the ones he said specifically, “Yes. Guarmyn and Bli’esh. Can make folks gather, more agreeable, or panic. Can sense when they’re overwhelmed,'' before adding a few more, “I can also handle more hard drinks than all advanced humanoids I’ve encountered, am good at gambling, sense Umbrites, and pilot some pretty messy lanes… Could use some practice shooting though.”      He hummed thoughtfully as he drank, gaze distracted by the tech in front of him, “Yet you were owned by Urgu, who was clearly not too bright.”      I shrugged, “Dumb luck, last guy had a gambling problem.”      He let out an amused breath, “and the others?”      I hesitated, trying to compile enough information to answer, “Before that, the family didn't like me; somethin ‘bout bloodlines. And before that, he tried to use me fer political sway but I was better at it than him. Then was the school.”      He looked at me, “The school?”      I shrugged again, “One of the ships where the Guarm train servants.”      He squinted, then his focus moved away again, “And how did you end up there?”      I huffed, not wanting to answer that one, “When do I get to ask questions?”      “You don’t want to answer that one do you,” he stated, trying to make a point that I refused to look at.      “I was sold,” I answered defiantly, but my voice cracked. “Parents didn’t want me ‘cause I didn't look like ‘em.” I could feel his mental disarmament when I shoved through what I interpreted as some sort of bluff; hoping that I could earn an answer by pushing through the topic. Unfortunately, I’d salted my own wounds in an effort to get the upper hand and my nervous system began reacting hard. My body began to vibrate, even without having drank any of the Caffe I was now white-knuckling. I attempted deeper breaths to calm myself but those only made me more aware of the heart now trying to pound out of my chest.      He looked across to where I was now hyperventilating with tears streaming down my face and rolled his eyes before getting up to disappear into the bedroom. He returned soon after with his jacket which he draped over my shoulders, “We understand why the topic is best left unaddressed now?” he asked above me.      I pulled his clothing tight around my shoulders and tried to make myself small in them, nodding.      I heard him slouch into a sigh before he rested his hand on my shoulder, then reached it in front of me to coach my hands away from the cup. “Squeeze my hand,” he insisted, “put your emotion into your grip and focus on your senses.”      I did as I was told, slipping my fingers between his and gripping the man’s hand with both of mine, his skin was warm and his scent lingered. I could hear the machines in the walls and smell the Caffe, his shirt was a black pinstripe - and a smile pulled at my lips.      “What?” He looked down to see what I was seeing.      “Same shirt pattern ye gave me before.”      “It’s a pretty solid style,” he responded, “You did pick from my clothes, remember?”      I nodded, smiling up at him, “It looks better on you,” I teased, trying to pull myself into a lighter mood.      His flash of a genuinely amused smile helped but he looked away to his project soon after, “We’re going to have to head planet-side for a part,” he said, changing the topic, “It’s just a couple skips off. I already have a place there but we should load the cargo into the unit and ditch the transport before anyone realizes it’s hot.”      I nodded, releasing his hand to return to my cup, “It’ll help the jitters too.”      He shrugged, leaving his own cup to get to the job at hand, “Don’t be too long, I’d like to get going sooner than later.” and left me to finish my drink. I didn't waste too much time but I did let myself enjoy the Caffe before joining him.

Mood Music:

Intro - In The End | Ch. 20 - Stay | Ch. 21 - Break The Ice | Ch. 22 - Queen Of Nothing 🚨 They’re basically villains, they’re gonna act like it. 🔞

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hey it’s valentine lol i just don’t want ppl seeing my old blog lol. do u have any headcanons for all the dummies u may wanna share? i love hearing ppls weird or out of character hcs for them <3 it’s so fun seeing what people come up with

Hi Val!! ^^ and after 10 days I got my headcanons written! If anybody wants to see more headcanons from me just let me know the fandom and characters:)

I'm gonna start with how I characterize these guys, because I notice from person to person it can vary a little to moderate amounts.

Slappy is a maniacal 3'00" puppet who, even though he seems to be good at planning out his deeds at first glance, is in reality more similar to a child acting out. Plus, he's VERY impulsive compared to the other dummies, pulling his pranks on a whim and hoping they work, and when they do, gets a kick outta them!

Unlike his younger brother, Wally Wood is more patient and less like a child acting out and more just "provoke me and I break you". This doesn't change that his tactics of suffering isn't easy, it's just as bad-if not worse- as Slappy's. Though 80% of the time, he'll just be minding his own business, being in his own little world reading catcher and the rye. Though he's very antisocial (in multiple aspects) he can somewhat socialize with people without freaking them out, but it's inevitable for him to say something that might come off as horrific or insensitive, since he doesn't catch onto some social cues with those kind of things.

Dennis is very childish and naive compared to the rest of the puppets, enjoying activities that are perceived to be childish, and having the open loving ideals that an innocent child might have. He's very easily distracted, struggling to pay attention to one thing for long periods of time unless it hooks his attention and gets him excited, which can come as a problem at times since he'll get fidgety and antsy when bored.

Rocky in many ways is the parent of the group. He's serious, doesn't talk too much, and very much an introvert. But he questions everything and everyone's intentions around him since his first encounter with Slappy, not wanting to fall into the same trap of working for an awful person. But despite it, when he does work for someone, he does what they say with little questioning at first. But if his trust is broken he'll make sure hell breaks loose in some way, that be towards the person specifically or just their surroundings.

Now onto ✨the headcanons✨

Slappy and Mr Wood's relationship is like two children trying to one up the other. They bicker, argue, and are willing to get physical with the fighting. But as much as they might treat each other as rivals, they still have each other's backs to protect and defend each other.

Bilingual Mr Wood, he can speak English and French. Why? I felt like it.

If it wasn't very obvious in my description for Dennis' personality, I headcanon him having ADHD. Obviously the description was just a quick surface level look, but if I ever touch on this subject in writing I'll do my best to make it realistic, probably ask one of my besties and cousin with adhd how I should characterize it too for safe measures to not get it incorrect.

Music tastes because I'm a band nerd! First, though Rocky isn't vocal about it, he's a big metal music fan, KoRn being his favorite. Slappy is a fan of "pumped up kicks syndrome" music, which means any music that has like a happy melody and music to it, but when you look listen to the lyrics or meaning it takes a much darker meaning. Examples of this would be Pumped up kicks by Foster the people, My ordinary life by Living Tombstone, every other 21 pilots song, and When doves cry by Prince). Wally and Dennis aren't big music people, but Wally enjoys some grunge/alternative while Dennis enjoys love songs from around 50s-80s (more chill type, not too metal on the music).

Biromantic Ace Slappy, AroAce Rocky, Demiromantic Ace Dennis, and Straight Token Wally.

When they trying to get movie tonight together it never works.. Slappy is an intense enjoyer of horror, mainly psychological but will do any type. But Dennis has a preference for family friendly films and is spooked by horror. But Wally hates most family films and isn't scared by horror, so his preference is for realistic drama, especially if it's a commentary on parts of society. But Rocky isn't super interested in watching some movie about a dysfunctional depressing family, no, he's an action man, get this man some like John Wick or Terminator and he'll have a grand old time. But atlas, none of them can agree on a genre, so movie nights are usually just arguing among 3 of the dummies and Dennis covering his ears.

Slappy is a theater kid, you will not change my mind. He is waiting for the moment he can break into a musical number and feel no shame or remorse.

I love the idea that Slappy and Dennis have like a positive older brother - younger brother relationship, Slappy sticking up if Dennis ever gets harassed, showing him the ropes to his trickery, and Dennis looking up to Slappy, trying his best to not get distracted. But even when he does get sidetracked, Slappy's real cool about it.

Idk if this makes much sense but I'm put it anyway- since me and another user hc Rocky taking a lotta naps, I'm pretty dead set that he'd be a pretty heavy sleeper. So heavy to where even if Wally and Slappy are having a yelling match about something unimportant, he just, won't notice? Lol, I probably sound crazy but c'est la vie

Dennis tried learning the trombone one, but didn't make it too far before losing interest.

If you read these, thank you for taking the time from your day to!! I put far too much effort on this, but I'm totally down to doing this in the future ^^ anyway, remember to hydrate and I hope you have a good day :)

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fic rec vi ♡

hi!

this is a another new set of fic rec and i’ll probably do a compilation of genre (?) just like the first ones.

made some changes like tidying up a bit and adding summary, for those that doesn’t have any summary i’ll try my best to add my own summary (it will probably be shit tho, i ain’t making a smut summary guys, i’m not confident in my describing a fic ability but i’ll try my best. if its in italic it means i made the summary hehez )  if the summary is shit, i made it okay.

read and support the fic and authors here: the fic rec ♡

a for angst

f for fluff

s for smut

// for series or list

nct 

jeno

no title by @tyongf-nct | s

- smut blurb.

body guards and boyfriend by @pastelsicheng | f

-  sometimes the only way you can really get some alone time with your boyfriend is by making his job hard.

lipstick smears by @kopikokun | f

-  jeno never thought trying to get his makeup artist’s attention would be this hard.

jaehyun

[10:30] by @moonttaeil | 

- a lockdown moment.

[2:40] by @nct-jungjaehyun | f a

- cute quality fluff time with bf!jae with a dash of angst.

[11:41] by @jeongvision | f 

- family time with apples.

just like magic by @starryhyuck | f s

-  jung jaehyun’s body count is almost as high as yours. however, after yuta spreads a nasty rumor, you learn that jaehyun’s always imagined those girls to be you instead.

love to hate me by @moonctzeny | s a 

-  you and jaehyun meet as sm trainees, developing a friendship until he debuts and you decided to leave the company and pursue a solo career. when you reunite again in a music show and he acts like he barely knows you, you stubbornly begin a series of hate-brimmed sex rendez-vous. your touch-and-go relationship continues on, until a song collaboration will force you both to deal with all your repressed feelings for each other.

moving on by @ddeonghwaa | f a

- reader has been chasing jae for some time but when she moved on jae suddenly enter the picture.

sun&moon by @ppangjae | f a

-  asking jeong jaehyun to accompany you to your family’s 1-week christmas vacation as your boyfriend has its consequences. one can surely get through 1 week of pretending to be in love with an enemy, right?

snack run with a snack by @kopikokun | f 

-  on your usual movie night with the members, they assign you sudden snack collecting duty. you’re a little peeved, but at least jaehyun offers to tag along. Unfortunately for you, things really aren’t going in your favour tonight.

lover boy by @neoct-zen | f s

- bunch fics of lover boy jae and reader.

jungwoo

one more time, please by @haequarius | f s

-  you don’t know what you and Jungwoo are, but you are certainly weak for him.

jealous by @whiplashsan | s 

-  jungwoo is all smiles and sunshine until he gets jealous, and he just so happens to get jealous over the smallest things when it comes to you.

doyoung

sugar, spice and everything not nice by @alreadyblondenow | s

-  doyoung getting your ring size wrong, unprotected sex, kitchen sex, slight fingering, wedding tragedies.

no title by @ncteaxhoe | s

- dom!doyoung, rough? i need holy water.

the little one by @ethaeriyeol | f 

-  a gift of life; female reader x husband!Doyoung; fluff, light angst, married au

lucas

exquisite taste by @weishenkonbini | s f

- smut but with a fluffy ending.

for you always by @labyrinthsofyou | f

-  in which you surprise yukhei when he forgets about your date.

6:19 by @cozykpopblurbs | f

- a cute fluff ft kun and winwin.

10:18 pm by @nctsoftarchives | f

- reader supports lucas at his superm debut stage. 

16:47 by @sichengssmile | f s 

- a fluffy smut. lucas a big boi.

missed you by @tokyobts | a f

-  after you and yukhei broke up, yukhei still has feelings for you. he reaches out to you at school and tries to get you back. at first you avoid him but later his actions manage to make your heart flutter. you’ve come to a sudden conclusion that you maybe still want him in your life.

johnny

34 + 35 by @domjaehyun | s 

- you and your husband johnny decide to take your marriage to the next step.

i couldn’t wait a little longer by @alreadyblondenow | s f a

-  you two were never together longer than two days, but the feelings, oh the feelings that you have for each other is clear as the day. it was a never-ending try of making the relationship official. johnny tried, you tried but it never happens.

what happens in korea, not stays in korea by @alreadyblondenow | f s 

-  a week vacation in korea for your sister’s wedding became even more exciting when a famous dj had a crush on you. johnny was sure that it’s love at first sight. not putting both of your careers on the line, you two had no regrets when the time comes and you finally leave.

laundry day by @immabiteyou | s

- a domestic fluffy smut.

make a wish by @sluttyten | s f a

-  you’re jungwoo’s sister, and he’s made it clear he wants you and Johnny to have nothing to do with each other. so you and johnny start fake dating to piss him off.

want it all by @sluttyten | f s 

-  you are entirely innocent to the point of being naive. johnny is not innocent, but he loves that you are because it means he can teach you everything you don’t know.

sungchan

wish i was her by @softsungchan | f a 

-  you wished you were her, laying in Sungchan’s arms and feeling his warm breath on your neck, giggling about sweet nothings whispered into the starry night. You wished for it to be you, the girl he liked.

2:21 am by @the32ndbeat | f 

- sungchan being whipped, thru a text message.

haechan

14:52 by @ukiyoexo | f

- a cute haechan and reader ft the reader’s baby sister moment.

prince’s order by @nsheetee | f

-  prince haechan nurses you after you faint, and orders you to stay with him until you feel better.

sweet treat by @markresonates | s

-  haechan takes you for ice cream but all you can think about is sex with him.  when you act like a brat, eventually you end up in the bathroom. with no panties. 

clingy by @love-mi | f 

-  I’m not clingy! I just love your company and constantly want to be around you and have your full attention at all times

mark

hyuck is always right by @luvrenjun00 | f 

- ceo!mark x reader ft baby donghyuck. a tooth-rotting fluff.

taeyong

snow storm by @whereisten | f s 

- a fluffy smut whilst a snow storm.

1:59 by @smoll-tangerine | f

- reader and taeyong ft my favorite game (where i always die first) among us!

bts

taehyung

is this allowed 1 2 by @seokiie  | f s

- how were you supposed to know bts would be filming at your coffee shop today? how were you supposed to know a certain curly-haired boy would take a liking  to you?

cabin pressure | f by @jiminrings | f 

-  pilot!y/n who accidentally became famous bc of a viral post about her, best friend!jimin!, taehyung having a shy lil crush on you aND ot7 being meanies for a tad bit :((

art major!tae and biochem major!yn | f by @jiminrings | f

-  tae’s cold and probably needs a friend more than he needs a model, y/n feels this nEED to take care of him, a term of enderment then a dash of emotional constipation and a sprinkle of jealousy :D

gank mid lane by @kimtaehyunq | f s 

- gank / verb: (in a video game) use underhand means to defeat or kill (a less experienced opponent)

birthday surprise by @ephemeralkookie |

-  like every year, you prepare a little surprise for your boyfriend’s birthday, one that you’ve been preparing for days. and after a very tiring day, taehyung only wants to spend the night in your loving arms.

jungkook

cookies & cream | s by @1kook | f s 

-  jungkook will watch a thousand cheesy christmas movies if it meant making you happy. (and maybe having his dick sucked.)

unholy night | s by @ephemeralkookie | f s

-  after a christmas day passed with the Jeon’s family, Jungkook decides to transform the holy night into an unholy one.

‘a short’ abstinence | s a by @seokiie | s a

-  maybe blue-balling you boyfriend (who has an insanely high sexual drive) wasn’t the best.

in which she’s done with him by @minstrivia | a

-  jungkook angst/fluff where he always pushes oc away (who confesses her feelings but was cruelly rejected) and insults her but she always comes back to take care of him when he’s drunk or picks him up from his one night stands and she finally decides to leave him alone.

bad influence by @noteguk | s 

-  in which you know jungkook is a bad influence on you, but you can’t avoid falling for him every time.

jock!jk and shy art major!yn by @jiminrings | f

-  established relationship ft. jock!jk and shy art major!y/n, y/n gets an unexpected pep talk and jungkook doubts himself, and either so much tears or so much dUST according to kook

special affair by @1oserjk | f

-  sugar daddy au except it’s just jk spoiling u thru animal crossing

fairy of shampoo by @ironicarmy | f s

-  sundays are for relaxation, house cleaning, and happiness.

abstract ft bob ross by @mimithings97 | f

-  paintbrush in one hand, joint in the other and you sitting on his dick is what jeongguk wants. and what jeongguk wants, jeongguk gets.

badboy!jungkook by @jungshookz | f 

- badboy!jungkook falls for good girl reader ft the boys and the reader’s apple. 

growing by @lesgetittkookie | f

- dad!jungkook teacher his daughter how to walk. super super cute family/domestic fluff.

quiet, baby by @bratkook | s 

- i don’t how to write a summary on smuts so imma just put this. reader and jungkook doing something in the subway.

still want that by @whatifyoulivelikethat | s

-  fucking min yoongi ex-girlfriend? a terrible idea. being hopelessly in love with her at the same time? an even worse idea. knowing he was being used and still doing it anyway? ah, Jeon Jungkook, what are you doing? part 2 of savage love.

desiderium by @jeonggukingdom | f s 

-  “we’ve been at it like rabbits, how are you still so horny?”. a newlyweds!au smut.

chapstick by @softyoongiionly | f s

- based on the time Jungkook said he needed someone to scold him so he’d remember to put lip balm on. or jungkook’s had a really long day and the only that can make it better, is seeing you. 

lover boy by @jingukk | f 

-  jungkook likes you. a lot.

unexpected confession by @sunkissedjk | f

-  you gathered up the courage to confess your feelings, but it seems everyone in school knows about it before you could even find him.

string attached by @ephemeralkookie | s

-  jungkook is what we can call your sexfriend. No strings attached, just you and him having fun and releasing the huge pressure and stress of being idols. But after spending an entire day together, you realize that maybe he’s not just your sexfriend.

no title by @himbojk | f s 

- dilf jk.

astro

eunwoo

ceo!eunwoo by @m0onbean

no title by @yutopiada | f

- a cute idol!reader and eunwoo moment at a music show.

disney by @bangchan-sonyeondan | f

- a cute date with eunwoo at disney. reader likes vintage things hence using a disposable camera.

baby, it’s cold outside by @fresh-outta-jams | f 

- a cute cold christmas fluff with eunwoo ft. the boys. reader went to the boys’ place for a sweater and cocoa gift exchange.

got7

yugyeom

cruel brothers by @imsarabum | f

-  jackson and jaebum have always acted as if they were your big, overprotective brothers. so when they both walk in on you and yugyeom in a very intimate position, things get a little tense!

txt

soobin

a special night by @gyuluster | f

-  an intimate insight on the first night of choi soobin’s wedding, consisting of kitchen floors, witches and an eternity of love.

boughs & branches by @jeogiyall | f 

-  decorating the tree with boyfriend! choi soobin from txt! fluffity fluff fluff with a lot of cute fluff thrown in and a dash of christmastime fluff. 

sleepy binnie by @immabiteyou | s

-  “i’ll let you do anything if you just touch me now. “ a sleepy soobin smut.

cake by @immabiteyou | s

- reading waiting for mc soobin with the guys. a cute fluffy smut moment.

kpop oc/s

seri by @ggukkiedae

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Kingsman the secret service, first draft liveblog.

I’m reading the original draft for Kingsman: The secret service and being just blown away by how different but the same™ it is so I’m gonna list some things that made me go :0 

Huntsman and sons doesn’t really sound like a spy org. it sounds like a rustic b&b in the scottish countryside. Not a bad thing but Kingsman does sound a bit more “knightly” and “cool” 

Also Jack Lincoln is just not it. Harry Hart is where it’s at. 

SO about the ages: In this script Eggsy is 21, Harry is 49, Merlin is middleaged (I’m assuming that means like 44-45 ish), Roxy is 22, Charlie 23, Lancelot 39. 

Merlin was supposed to be “black, handsome” And frankly my first thought was “....Idris Elba?” lmao 

The medal Eggsy gets is called a Guinevere Cross and I immediately came up with a whole scenario of how the first Guinevere sacrificed themself in an act of bravery, which is why the Kingsman medal of honor is named after them. 

Lancelot was supposed to fight Gazelle before losing but ig getting cut in half from behind has more shock value. (Just give my boy a bit more screentime) 

I’m glad they changed Michelle’s whole approach to Daisy, cause in this script it comes across like she couldn’t care less about her literal toddler, which makes her kind of unlikeable :// I’m glad they didn’t do Michelle dirty like that in the final script. 

Arthur really was just a sexist, elitist bastard now wasn’t he (while looking at the candidates his reaction to Eggsy being proposed is “at least it’s not a woman, I mean wtf are all these women doing here??” .....There’s three women being proposed out of twelve candidates, Chester.)

On that note, I’m glad they ended up giving Merlin more of Arthur’s lines - mostly because it makes sense for Merlin’s character to play the part of handler besides being the tech wizard he is- but also Make! Arthur! Say! Less!

I think it’s an interesting choice to have the candidates be from all over the world, as I Imagine the agents who were abroad just chose the best person they could find from that area, and if that’s true then the other agents were away in: France, Germany, Denmark, Japan, Italy, Ethiopia, South Africa, India, Persia and America. Do what you want with that info.

Yeah Roxy was american originally lol

I’m glad they acknowledge the lack of privacy in the first dorm set up, because I always looked at that in the movie and thought “If I had to use a bathroom out in the open with eleven peers just hanging out behind me, I would simply not use the bathroom lol” 

Glad they cut the whole subplot of Harry infiltrating some bank, especially because it involved dressing up as a woman to get acces to the ladies room, which, given the current climate and the whole jkr situation would not have gone down well, to say the least. 

“That sounds exhausting” in which Harry is me. 

"Training starts tomorrow, which I will have nothing to do with. Watching people train is boring.” Spoken boldly for a guy who then subsequently shows up at every. single. training scene, Merlin. 

God I’m glad they cut the whole puppy obstacle course scene, it was just alot lol 

A lot of stuff is the same but what really stands out to me is how little Eggsy actually does on his own, in this version he only passes tests through dumb luck or because Harry straight up gives him the answers, which makes it difficult to root for him in this script. So I’m glad they changed that. 

Idk what to think about the implanted chip being a bluetooth earpiece originally, like who wears an earpiece all the time?..... Ig the writers thought the same thing in the end lol 

“Medic! We need a medic!” Me, internally: SO YOU ARE SAYING YOU HAVE MEDICS?? Merlin: “No we don’t.” me, internally: IM NOTING THIS AS PROOF THAT YOU HAVE MEDICS, GALEN IS CANON CONFIRMED

I like that Elton John is just fully in this movie, what exactly is it about Elton John that made Matthew and Jane continue to write him into both movies??? IS HE GOING TO BE IN THE BLUE BLOOD TOO? :0

I’d like to note that I do not like Elton John pelting shit at Valentine lol 

The way that they really wrote a whole Heathers the musical “shut up, Heather!” scene but with Arthur, Harry and Merlin saying “shut up, Eggsy!” I CAN’T WITH THIS SCRIPT

Broke: “Lady Gaga” woke: “Lady G’gar” (as pronounced by Arthur lmao) 

Okay so in a cut test, there’s a mentioning of Huntsmen security, which I will take as proof for my whole “The entire plot of TGC is bullshit because there had to be more staff at Kingsman than just Merlin, meaning more survivors of the bombing” 

AND THE PLOT THICKENS WITH THIS: Harry (to Eggsy): “Look, I’ll be back in a few days. Stay here ‘till then. I’ll call Merlin, and when everything’s calmed down I’ll take you in and finesse things. If we’re lucky we can get you a job in admin or train you as a pilot.” HELLOO WHERE WERE THE ADMINS AND PILOTS AND SECURITY IN TGC 

“Thank you. I’ll do anything. I’ll be a cleaner, even.” THEY HAVE CLEANERS TOO MATTHEW YOU’RE KIDDING ME

The ending is so different omg What is Happening? why is Usain Bolt, Lady Gaga, Jamie Oliver and Elton John fighting together avengers style? 

All in all: I much prefer the way they handled things in the final script because this felt a bit too much like the types of movies you write with your friends in middleschool for shits and giggles and less like an actual film you’d go see in theatres. But of course it’s important to remember that this mess led to one of my favorite films ever, and I really enjoyed the insight into the process and changes that led the writers to the final version. T’was very cool. 

Also I read the novelization of The Golden Circle and I can’t say which one I get the biggest yikes from (yes I can it’s the novel. It’s so bad lol) 

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Blue Exorcist 10th anniversary book Q&A session

The 10th anniversary book has a section where Katoh answers 100 questions submitted by fans on Twitter, so here they are translated/paraphrased! May contain manga spoilers up to the recent flashback arc, so be warned.

(Note that I’m playing it very fast and loose here because there are A HUNDRED OF THEM, so not exact wordings, but it should capture the gist. Lemme know if there are any you want elaborated on)

1. Katoh likes the feel of traditional drawing more than digital but is impressed with how far digital has come

2. Meph THOROUGHLY ABUSES spacetime to watch all his shows and ensure that he gets all the merch he wants

3. Did the girls take all of Yukio’s school uniform buttons in middle school? Yes, they did (apparently it’s like A Thing for girls to ask for a button from their crush at middle school graduation, based on some sad movie from the 60s where a guy who got drafted as a kamikaze pilot gave a girl one of his uniform buttons to remember him by)

4. Rin's tail is about a meter long

5. There are tons of servants working at Mephisto's mansion. Belial is in charge of them

6. Katoh borrows from all sorts of neat real locations when making settings

7. Katoh identifies with pretty much all the characters the most! Except Lucifer.

8. Demon designs she's proud of include the impure king and hachirou, pretty much anything that was the main one in an arc

9. Katoh lists a bunch of her favorite musical artists/music she’s listening to recently: King Gnu, Official Hige Dandism, Kenshi Yonezu, BAD HOP, Sakanaction, Keyakizaka 46, Hypnosis Mic, Aimer, B’Z, Queen Bee.

10. Awww the rabbit manga that characters are often reading isn't just Robo to Usakichi, it's an even older one that she drew as a little kid

11. She likes industrial style interior designs

12. Rin and Yukio alternated who got the top bunk growing up, because they couldn't agree on it lol

13. Katoh cares a whole lot about panel layouts and speech bubble positions, might even be her favorite part of the process (it shows!)

4. Katoh does NOT have a mashou, lol

15. Rin has probably been practicing in secret so he can learn to carry stuff with his tail

16. Izumo probably got into shojo manga around 1st grade, her mom had some around the house

17. Specialty dishes: Rin - lots of stuff but especially nabe Yuri - stuff you can throw together quickly Shiro - stuff he learned from Yuri and/or cookbooks, alongside teaching Rin Yukio - Does. Not. Cook.

18. Can't pick a favorite place she's been on research, but there's no place like Japan

19. Kinzou's band isn't currently meeting because demons, but he's probably still thinking of new songs

20. Hardest characters to draw: anyone with detailed flowing hair. Hardest to write for: Lightning and Gedouin. She had to go read books about serial killers specifically for material for Gedouin, lol 

21. Suguro actually gets a dorm room to himself, though allegedly Yukio is technically assigned as his roommate, lol. Didn't end up that way what with Yukio being a teacher and also Rin’s whole...situation

22. Shiemi makes some of her own hair accessories! Cute

23. Katoh doesn't mind if you include stuff with fan letters but check with the editor first

24. Time for making each chapter: Planning/storyboarding: 1-5 days. Sketching: 3-5 days. Drawing/inking: the rest. Just...the rest of the time

25. Neither Suguro nor Izumo have dated before and neither is currently dating. But that's probably just because things were hectic for them! It could happen

26. Yukio breaks 5 or 6 pairs of glasses a year, someone get this kid a strap or something

27. How many spare glasses does Yukio have? Check the fanbook lol it's in there (dang it Katoh)

28. The demon she wants us to pay the most attention to is Lucifer. Because plot.

29. What's under the Order's big meeting table? It's a BOTTOMLESS PIT and if you fall in it you DIE that's what makes it COOL (laughs)

30. What are the job requirements for the angelic legion? Literally just Arthur liking you and inviting you to join

31. She WANTS to do more character profiles but just hasn't gotten to it

32. Rin's tail feels like a cat tail, texture wise

33. The "red Assiah fire" is literally just actual fire nothing special

34. Rin's current hair color is light blue fading to white at the ends

35. Thoughts on Rin's growth: she likes that he stays positive in awful situations and she also thinks it's very main character of him to face the past instead of avoiding it

36. Mephisto didn't purposely surround Rin with stuffed animals when he woke up after going crispy. Mephisto's bed is just Like That

37. Kurikara was based on a cool sword she found in a sword book, but that one was technically just a ceremonial sword. The symbol on it us a Sanskrit letter kaan (sp?) associated with Fudou Myouou

38. Kuro can communicate with normal cats and hangs out with them often

39. Sometimes Shiemi's skirt is extra fancy around the hem what's up with that? Apparently it's an optional accessory that comes with the skirts help I haven't noticed this and don't know any fashion terms in any language

40. When coloring, Katoh always tries to have an overall theme in mind ("emphasis on blue" etc) so it comes together in the end

41. Yes the twins are genetically related to Shiro because of Goro (she says they're like his nephews but I say GENETICALLY at least they'd be indistinguishable from his children)

42. Strongest mom of all the strong moms around here? Yuri! Did you SEE her give birth??

43. Are you careful about your own health Katoh-sensei? Not particularly! Her mom has had to bring her food at work sometimes! Don't do this at home kids

44. At the dating events Shura goes to, does she drink cocktails in moderation? Yeah, she probably downplays her normal drinking habits at these things. But normally she's down for just about any kind of drink

45. Lucifer just really likes oysters okay

46. How many pages of manga does Katoh draw in a day? If she's being good about self-care: three. Maximum number ever: TEN

47. Mephisto is one of those folks who can eat like a garbage compactor and never gain weight. Possibly because his body resists that sort of change the same way it resists aging etc

48. First food Rin cooked: fish burger type patty. Yukio's favorite things Rin cooks: fish simmered in soy sauce, yellowtail with daikon radish. It's fish all the way down

49: Did Rin ever get more monthly allowance from Mephisto? It doubled! He gets TWO 2000 yen bills now (rip) [T/N: That's uh, that's USD $37.26 a month or 33.10 euro]

50. Why isn't Rin more popular with the girls? He gets nervous talking to them, plus he's too oblivious to notice even if he DID have some fans

51. Why change Suguro's hair? She gets bored with keeping everything the same, and she wanted a visual representation that he was getting serious and going into kind of a training arc

52. Things Katoh pays extra attention to when drawing: trying to capture the feel of whatever she's drawing (like "that looks warm and soft" or "I bet that guy stinks" cough Lightning cough)

53: Does Rin take after Yuri more? (He's got her eyes!) Katoh tried to draw Yuri so she looks like both twins. Personality, too - Yukio has her smarts and Rin has her optimism

54: Do you ever wanna be like Mephisto? Well she'd like to be able to get away with just ANYTHING EVER, but no, let's not be like Mephisto

55. Konekomaru not only carries around a cat toy in case he meets any cats, he MAKES cat toys to carry around based on what he thinks the cats would like

56. How'd you come up with Shima? Go read the fan book!

57. Do the kids have Twitter/Instagram accounts? Rin - probably not. Konekomaru might be on some social media. Paku and Izumo are totally on instagram

58. Is there something Rin makes that you wish you could try? All of it! That's the whole idea! He's good at cooking!

59. Will we ever have a (G-rated) reveal of what ALL of Mamushi and her family's tattoos look like? Maybe! She'll think about it

60. Does Arthur have a repertoire of different hairstyles? Not really, he just puts some of it up on the top. Heck he might even have people to do that for him

61. If you wrote a shojo manga what would it be about? She'd have to do a lot of research before even coming up with a story, since there are so many style differences between the genres aside from just the subject

62. The other two of Mephisto's top 3 favorite foods: Cup ramen and....f-fried bubblegum?? Is that a THING???

63. Where do you start when drawing a character? Usually the outline of their face but if it's a complex pose/composition she'll start with whatever's in the foreground (like hands)

64. If Katoh could have a familiar, what demon would she choose? Mephisto. As the all-powerful author, she might actually be able to command him as a familiar!

66. If you swapped Yukio and Rin's relationship around what would change? not much, you'd pretty much have Rin going to the Illuminati and Yukio going to the past

67. Top 3 foods/souvenirs to try in Kyushu? Well she doesn't know what’s good CURRENTLY but when she was there she always used to like burdock tempura udon, hakata torimon (a kind of manju with white bean paste inside), and Chikae style cod roe. today I learned Katoh went to high school in Kyushu

68. Katoh listens to music a lot while she's storyboarding, then when she and the assistants are all drawing and inking they put various videos/movies and stuff on in the background

69. For all his hitting on girls, is Shima actually popular with the ladies at all? He's got enough girls in his life that he probably COULD find a girlfriend if he really wanted, but the double agent thing tends to get in the way. He still wouldn't be as popular as Yukio though (side thought/translator’s note: Shima would be proud of being number 69.)

70. Katoh has the ending planned out in a big-picture way, but there are still a few details here and there that she's fretting over

71. It's cute when the boys put their ties over their shoulders when they're working on something! Where'd that come from? She just figured a tie might get in the way and that seemed like a realistic way to get it out of the way

72. Looks like Yukio is getting some facial hair! What about Rin? They're both about the age for it, but maybe Rin can't grow a beard yet. Maybe a little peach fuzz here and there

73. Katoh's favorite blue exorcist merch? There were some exorcist licenses a while back, and the exorcist pins. Basically it's really cool that these little accessories she drew ACTUALLY EXIST NOW, LIKE YOU CAN HOLD THEM IN YOUR HANDS

74. Okay realtalk how long do we have left, I don't want the series to end yet? We're solidly in the second half by now but it's not, like, ABOUT to end yet

75. Katoh would be a Knight meister, based on what characters she likes to play in games and such

76. How many people in the whole exorcism cram school? More than you think! She doesn't give a number but apparently licensed exorcists also attend classes for new meisters, etc, so there's a wide age range attending

77. How's Arthur feel about, like, studying Taming on the way to becoming Paladin? He's at least mostly accepted that you have to use demons to fight demons effectively

78. Konekomaru started wearing glasses in his first year of middle school, so like 7th grade (more recent than I thought!) He has one spare pair, in contrast to Yukio lol

79. Katoh's current obsessions? Ghost/scary stories! She's even been going to live readings of them recently

80. Media Katoh consumes for inspiration? A wide range of foreign teen drama, horror/suspense, shojo manga, light novels, anime, etc. Special focus on things where two boys are in conflict or there are brothers involved

81. If they weren't exorcists what jobs would they have? Rin - chef. Yukio - doctor. Shiemi - uh, florist?

82. Inspiration for the design of True Cross Town? Katoh and her assistants gathered up a bunch of references, picked out stuff they felt matched the tone, and mashed them all up together

83. Did you use any references etc for the school/exorcist uniforms? She says she probably should have but she just kind of made them up before publication

84. Favorite part of drawing? For color pages, picking out a color scheme. For black and white, drawing in all the little details (though she doesn't always get time to lately)

85. Once again confirms the demon kings' weird hair is a representation of their horns. ADDS THAT PEOPLE WHO CAN'T SEE DEMONS CAN'T SEE THE WEIRD HAIR

86. Now that Yukio's at the Illuminati, where's he gonna get his Jump SQ and spare glasses? Well he probably never planned to stay for long, but hey it's a big ship and they might have an optometrist and/or newsstand there

87. Do you base the demon characters on any references etc? Not really, she just gets a general idea of popular demon designs and then makes up her own in her own style

88. Merchandise Katoh personally wants to have made: stuff that an adult could just use in their day to day life. Also, it's not gonna happen, but if her favorite figure brand made AoEx figures she could die happy

89. If Beelzebub's host body was a beautiful woman, how would Shima react? Would the womanizing win out over the bug phobia? Katoh replies that Shima would probably just faint from being near a girl that pretty, before the bugs even got involved

90. Will the twins ever get to smile and eat dinner together again?? We'll just have to wait and see!

91. What do you check at a "scenario check"? what's a scenario check man I dunno They check for people being out of character or the setting feeling off. They had a lot of these checks for the anime, but they also do them for the drama CD, games, and all that other stuff where multiple authors are involved

92. Why does Shura use baldy as an insult for people who are clearly not bald? She feels like they have some kind of metaphorical, mental kind of "baldness" and she's calling them out on it. Whatever that means

93. After Blue Exorcist ends, what do you want to draw next? She has SO MANY IDEAS, SO MANY

94. Did Katoh make up the Shinto chants that, for example, Izumo used against Gedouin? They're assembled from bits of actual Shinto prayers according to what feels right in the scene

95. Yukio reads the Jump SQ, right, and, just hear me out here, he likes gag manga, right? Does this mean he reads Salaryman Yukio? It's something he would read, but let's say that in the AoEx universe there's just a very similar manga that he finds oddly relatable

96. What do Yukio and Shima do in their free time on the Dominus Liminus? oh my god you guys this ship has so many amenities.  Yukio probably spends time reading in the library, which they totally have. There's also, like, a gym, and a movie theater, and a THEATER theater, all of which are free. Shima probably hangs out at the pool (!) and goes to the movies, and hits on illuminati girls, lol

97. Easiest character to draw? The ones with boring simple hair, lol. Lightning gets an honorable mention for ALSO not having eyes in most shots, but Rin wins--he was specifically designed to be easy for Katoh to draw because that's what you want in your main character

98. How do demons understand gender? They just possess whatever feels like the best match to how they feel in Gehenna, whether that's a man, or a woman, or a rat, or whatever

99. Where do you start when you're coming up with a story? She starts with character design and how the characters relate to each other. Currently she's just continuing an existing story, so she works on splitting up the overall plot into episodes and fleshing it out with scenes and information about characters

100. When do you feel most happy? She honestly feels like she lives a very happy life overall. Mentions noticing a lot of little things, like how nice her cats' heads smell when she cuddles them or taking a nice cold refreshing drink of water. There's happiness in everything. aww.

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Glee Soundtrack Rating Project Results: angelhummel

@angelhummel

Favourite character: Kurt Hummel

Least favourite character: Will Schuester

Favourite season: Season 5

Least favourite season: Season 6

Mean song rating: 4.91

Mean song rating for favourite character's songs: 6.59

Mean song rating for favourite character's solos: 7.36

Mean song rating season 1: 4.93

Mean song rating season 2: 5.1

Mean song rating season 3: 4.95

Mean song rating season 4: 4.95

Mean song rating season 5: 4.92

Mean song rating season 6: 4.38

Songs rated: 702

[ID: A bar chart titled Number of songs assigned each rating by angelhummel, illustrating the number of times each score was assigned to a song by angelhummel. 10 was assigned 36 times, 9 was assigned 15 times, 8 was assigned 56 times, 7 was assigned 86 times, 6 was assigned 99 times, 5 was assigned 97 times, 4 was assigned 89 times, 3 was assigned 86 times, 2 was assigned 74 times, 1 was assigned 64 times, and 0 songs were not rated.]

About the Project | Results Masterpost

Ranking:

1. (10) - S1x03 - Bust Your Windows

2. (10) - S1x05 - Maybe This Time

3. (10) - S1x06 - It's My Life/Confessions Part II

4. (10) - S1x13 - And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going

5. (10) - S1x18 - Rose's Turn

6. (10) - S1x19 - Dream On

7. (10) - S1x20 - Bad Romance

8. (10) - S1x22 - To Sir, With Love

9. (10) - S2x04 - Le Jazz Hot

10. (10) - S2x04 - With You I'm Born Again

11. (10) - S2x06 - Teenage Dream

12. (10) - S2x06 - Start Me Up/Livin' on a Prayer

13. (10) - S2x10 - Baby, It's Cold Outside

14. (10) - S2x11 - Thriller/Heads Will Roll

15. (10) - S2x18 - As If We Never Said Goodbye

16. (10) - S2x22 - For Good

17. (10) - S3x04 - Candyman

18. (10) - S3x11 - Scream

19. (10) - S3x11 - Smooth Criminal

20. (10) - S3x13 - I Will Always Love You

21. (10) - S3x14 - Cough Syrup

22. (10) - S3x17 - How Will I Know

23. (10) - S4x04 - The Scientist

24. (10) - S4x06 - There Are Worse Things I Could Do

25. (10) - S4x08 - Home/Homeward Bound

26. (10) - S4x09 - Being Alive

27. (10) - S4x15 - Come What May

28. (10) - S4x20 - At the Ballet

29. (10) - S5x06 - Just the Way You Are

30. (10) - S5x07 - Nasty/Rhythm Nation

31. (10) - S5x09 - Brave

32. (10) - S5x12 - Defying Gravity

33. (10) - S5x14 - People

34. (10) - S6x02 - Home

35. (10) - S6x03 - It's Too Late

36. (10) - S6x07 - Somebody Loves You

37. (9) - S1x13 - Don't Rain on My Parade

38. (9) - S1x16 - Home

39. (9) - S1x18 - The Boy Is Mine

40. (9) - S2x04 - River Deep, Mountain High

41. (9) - S3x06 - Rumour Has It/Someone Like You

42. (9) - S3x13 - Love Shack

43. (9) - S3x16 - Disco Inferno

44. (9) - S3x17 - So Emotional

45. (9) - S3x18 - Shake It Out

46. (9) - S4x03 - Everybody Wants to Rule the World

47. (9) - S4x14 - We've Got Tonite

48. (9) - S5x10 - The Happening

49. (9) - S6x07 - I Know Where I've Been

50. (9) - S6x11 - Take Me to Church

51. (9) - S6x13 - I Lived

52. (8) - S1x01 - Leaving On a Jet Plane

53. (8) - S1x10 - Don't Stand So Close to Me/Young Girl

54. (8) - S1x11 - True Colors

55. (8) - S1x15 - 4 Minutes

56. (8) - S1x15 - Like a Prayer

57. (8) - S1x18 - Lady Is a Tramp

58. (8) - S1x22 - Don't Stop Believing (Regionals)

59. (8) - S2x02 - Toxic

60. (8) - S2x03 - I Want to Hold Your Hand

61. (8) - S2x05 - Sweet Transvestite

62. (8) - S2x09 - Dog Days Are Over

63. (8) - S2x09 - Valerie

64. (8) - S2x10 - Last Christmas

65. (8) - S2x14 - Don't You Want Me

66. (8) - S2x16 - Blackbird

67. (8) - S2x17 - I Follow Rivers

68. (8) - S2x18 - Somewhere Only We Know

69. (8) - S2x18 - Born This Way

70. (8) - S2x19 - Go Your Own Way

71. (8) - S2x19 - Songbird

72. (8) - S3x01 - Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead

73. (8) - S3x05 - Uptown Girl

74. (8) - S3x11 - Human Nature

75. (8) - S3x13 - Cherish/Cherish

76. (8) - S3x17 - I Have Nothing

77. (8) - S3x17 - My Love Is Your Love

78. (8) - S3x18 - Not the Boy Next Door

79. (8) - S4x02 - Boys/Boyfriend

80. (8) - S4x02 - 3

81. (8) - S4x04 - Don't Speak

82. (8) - S4x08 - Let's Have a Kiki/Turkey Lurkey Time

83. (8) - S4x11 - No Scrubs

84. (8) - S4x12 - Centerfold/Hot in Herre

85. (8) - S4x13 - Don't Stop Me Now

86. (8) - S4x13 - Nutbush City Limits

87. (8) - S4x16 - Cold Hearted

88. (8) - S4x16 - Bye Bye Bye/I Want It That Way

89. (8) - S4x17 - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go

90. (8) - S4x21 - Higher Ground

91. (8) - S5x01 - All You Need Is Love

92. (8) - S5x02 - Hey Jude

93. (8) - S5x02 - Let It Be

94. (8) - S5x03 - Seasons of Love

95. (8) - S5x05 - If I Were a Boy

96. (8) - S5x07 - Into the Groove

97. (8) - S5x09 - I Believe in a Thing Called Love

98. (8) - S5x14 - Downtown

99. (8) - S5x15 - Not While I'm Around

100. (8) - S5x15 - Broadway Baby

101. (8) - S5x20 - Pompeii

102. (8) - S6x03 - Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow/Head Over Feet

103. (8) - S6x03 - Hand in My Pocket/I Feel the Earth Move

104. (8) - S6x08 - At Last

105. (8) - S6x09 - Cool Kids

106. (8) - S6x11 - Chandelier

107. (8) - S6x13 - Someday We'll Be Together

108. (7) - S1x01 - Don't Stop Believing (Pilot)

109. (7) - S1x05 - Alone

110. (7) - S1x07 - Hate On Me

111. (7) - S1x07 - Ride Wit Me

112. (7) - S1x14 - Hello, I Love You

113. (7) - S1x15 - Like a Virgin

114. (7) - S1x16 - A House Is Not a Home

115. (7) - S1x18 - Jessie's Girl

116. (7) - S1x19 - I Dreamed a Dream

117. (7) - S1x20 - Funny Girl

118. (7) - S2x01 - Empire State of Mind

119. (7) - S2x02 - I'm a Slave 4 U

120. (7) - S2x02 - Me Against the Music

121. (7) - S2x05 - Time Warp

122. (7) - S2x06 - Stop! In the Name of Love/Free Your Mind

123. (7) - S2x11 - Bills, Bills, Bills

124. (7) - S2x11 - She's Not There

125. (7) - S2x12 - When I Get You Alone

126. (7) - S2x14 - Blame It (On the Alcohol)

127. (7) - S2x15 - Landslide

128. (7) - S2x16 - Misery

129. (7) - S2x21 - Some People

130. (7) - S2x21 - Pure Imagination

131. (7) - S2x21 - Try a Little Tenderness

132. (7) - S2x21 - My Man

133. (7) - S2x21 - Back to Black

134. (7) - S3x01 - Anything Goes/Anything You Can Do

135. (7) - S3x02 - Something's Coming

136. (7) - S3x02 - I'm the Greatest Star

137. (7) - S3x03 - Spotlight

138. (7) - S3x03 - Cool

139. (7) - S3x03 - It's All Over

140. (7) - S3x06 - Hit Me with Your Best Shot/One Way or Another

141. (7) - S3x07 - Perfect

142. (7) - S3x08 - Buenos Aires

143. (7) - S3x08 - We Are Young

144. (7) - S3x09 - Christmas Wrapping

145. (7) - S3x09 - Let It Snow

146. (7) - S3x09 - All I Want for Christmas Is You

147. (7) - S3x09 - Do They Know It's Christmas?

148. (7) - S3x09 - Santa Claus Is Coming to Town

149. (7) - S3x09 - Extraordinary Merry Christmas

150. (7) - S3x11 - Never Can Say Goodbye

151. (7) - S3x12 - La Isla Bonita

152. (7) - S3x15 - Rio/Hungry Like the Wolf

153. (7) - S3x15 - Somebody That I Used to Know

154. (7) - S3x16 - If I Can't Have You

155. (7) - S3x17 - It's Not Right But It's Okay

156. (7) - S3x20 - Because You Loved Me

157. (7) - S3x21 - Paradise By the Dashboard Light

158. (7) - S3x21 - Tongue Tied

159. (7) - S4x02 - Oops!...I Did It Again

160. (7) - S4x03 - The Way You Look Tonight/You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile

161. (7) - S4x04 - Mine

162. (7) - S4x05 - Hopelessly Devoted to You

163. (7) - S4x06 - Beauty School Dropout

164. (7) - S4x07 - Some Nights

165. (7) - S4x09 - Don't Dream It's Over

166. (7) - S4x10 - The First Noel

167. (7) - S4x11 - Tell Him

168. (7) - S4x11 - I Don't Know How to Love Him

169. (7) - S4x14 - Getting Married Today

170. (7) - S4x17 - Wannabe

171. (7) - S4x17 - Mamma Mia

172. (7) - S4x21 - You Are the Sunshine of My Life

173. (7) - S4x21 - Superstition

174. (7) - S5x03 - Make You Feel My Love

175. (7) - S5x04 - Marry the Night

176. (7) - S5x04 - Roar

177. (7) - S5x08 - Mary's Little Boy Child

178. (7) - S5x09 - Every Breath You Take

179. (7) - S5x09 - Don't Rain On My Parade

180. (7) - S5x10 - Hold On

181. (7) - S5x13 - Don't Stop Believin' (Season Five)

182. (7) - S5x14 - You Make Me Feel So Young

183. (7) - S5x15 - I'm Still Here

184. (7) - S5x15 - Colorblind

185. (7) - S5x15 - No One Is Alone

186. (7) - S5x17 - Pumpin Blood

187. (7) - S5x18 - Doo Wop (That Thing)

188. (7) - S5x19 - Take Me Home Tonight

189. (7) - S5x20 - American Boy

190. (7) - S6x02 - Tightrope

191. (7) - S6x03 - So Far Away

192. (7) - S6x06 - Promises, Promises

193. (7) - S6x06 - Alfie

194. (6) - S1x06 - Halo/Walking On Sunshine

195. (6) - S1x07 - You Keep Me Hanging On

196. (6) - S1x09 - Dancing With Myself

197. (6) - S1x09 - Proud Mary

198. (6) - S1x09 - Defying Gravity

199. (6) - S1x11 - Bootylicious

200. (6) - S1x15 - Express Yourself

201. (6) - S1x15 - Vogue

202. (6) - S1x16 - One Less Bell to Answer/A House Is Not a Home

203. (6) - S1x16 - Fire

204. (6) - S1x18 - Pink Houses

205. (6) - S1x19 - Safety Dance

206. (6) - S1x19 - Dream a Little Dream

207. (6) - S1x22 - Any Way You Want It/Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'

208. (6) - S2x01 - Listen

209. (6) - S2x02 - Baby One More Time

210. (6) - S2x03 - Bridge Over Troubled Water

211. (6) - S2x03 - One of Us

212. (6) - S2x05 - Science Fiction Double Feature

213. (6) - S2x07 - Forget You

214. (6) - S2x07 - Singing In the Rain/Umbrella

215. (6) - S2x07 - Nowadays/Hot Honey rag

216. (6) - S2x08 - Sway

217. (6) - S2x09 - Don't Cry for Me Argentina

218. (6) - S2x12 - Silly Love Songs

219. (6) - S2x14 - Tik Tok

220. (6) - S2x15 - Animal

221. (6) - S2x15 - Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah)

222. (6) - S2x16 - Raise Your Glass

223. (6) - S2x16 - Candles

224. (6) - S2x17 - Turning Tables

225. (6) - S2x17 - Ain't No Way

226. (6) - S2x19 - Dreams

227. (6) - S2x20 - Dancing Queen

228. (6) - S2x22 - Light Up the World

229. (6) - S2x22 - Still Got Tonight

230. (6) - S3x01 - It's Not Unusual

231. (6) - S3x05 - America

232. (6) - S3x06 - I Can't Go for That/You Make My Dreams Come True

233. (6) - S3x07 - Constant Craving

234. (6) - S3x08 - Control

235. (6) - S3x08 - Man in the Mirror

236. (6) - S3x08 - ABC

237. (6) - S3x09 - My Favorite Things

238. (6) - S3x10 - Summer Nights

239. (6) - S3x10 - Without You

240. (6) - S3x10 - The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face

241. (6) - S3x13 - L-O-V-E

242. (6) - S3x15 - Up Up Up

243. (6) - S3x15 - Fighter

244. (6) - S3x18 - Cell Block Tango

245. (6) - S3x19 - Dinosaur

246. (6) - S3x22 - You Get What You Give

247. (6) - S3x22 - In My Life

248. (6) - S4x01 - Chasing Pavements

249. (6) - S4x02 - Everytime

250. (6) - S4x02 - Crazy/U Drive Me Crazy

251. (6) - S4x02 - Womanizer

252. (6) - S4x04 - Teenage Dream (Acoustic)

253. (6) - S4x06 - Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee

254. (6) - S4x06 - You're the One That I Want

255. (6) - S4x10 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

256. (6) - S4x12 - This Is the New Year

257. (6) - S4x13 - Diva

258. (6) - S4x13 - Girl On Fire

259. (6) - S4x13 - Hung Up

260. (6) - S4x14 - Just Can't Get Enough

261. (6) - S4x15 - You're All the World to Me

262. (6) - S4x16 - Closer

263. (6) - S4x17 - My Prerogative

264. (6) - S4x17 - Copacabana

265. (6) - S4x21 - For Once in My Life

266. (6) - S5x01 - Got to Get You Into My Life

267. (6) - S5x01 - Yesterday

268. (6) - S5x01 - A Hard Day's Night

269. (6) - S5x02 - Here Comes the Sun

270. (6) - S5x04 - Wide Awake

271. (6) - S5x04 - Applause

272. (6) - S5x05 - Wrecking Ball

273. (6) - S5x08 - Away in a Manger

274. (6) - S5x08 - Love Child

275. (6) - S5x09 - My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)

276. (6) - S5x09 - Breakaway

277. (6) - S5x10 - Gloria

278. (6) - S5x10 - Jumpin' Jumpin'

279. (6) - S5x13 - Party All the Time

280. (6) - S5x13 - I Am Changing

281. (6) - S5x14 - Rockstar

282. (6) - S5x16 - Love Is a Battlefield

283. (6) - S5x20 - All of Me

284. (6) - S5x20 - Shakin' My Head

285. (6) - S6x01 - Let It Go

286. (6) - S6x02 - Take On Me

287. (6) - S6x02 - Mustang Sally

288. (6) - S6x06 - Arthur's Theme

289. (6) - S6x06 - Wishin' And Hoping

290. (6) - S6x09 - I Want to Break Free

291. (6) - S6x13 - Daydream Believer

292. (6) - S6x13 - This Time

293. (5) - S1x01 - On My Own

294. (5) - S1x01 - Rehab

295. (5) - S1x02 - Push It

296. (5) - S1x03 - Mercy

297. (5) - S1x04 - Taking Chances

298. (5) - S1x05 - Last Name

299. (5) - S1x07 - Keep Holding On

300. (5) - S1x08 - Sweet Caroline

301. (5) - S1x11 - Papa Don't Preach

302. (5) - S1x12 - Smile (Lily Allen)

303. (5) - S1x14 - Hello, Goodbye

304. (5) - S1x17 - U Can't Touch This

305. (5) - S1x17 - Physical

306. (5) - S1x17 - Run Joey Run

307. (5) - S1x20 - Shout It Out Loud

308. (5) - S1x20 - Poker Face

309. (5) - S1x21 - Give Up the Funk

310. (5) - S1x22 - Faithfully

311. (5) - S2x01 - Telephone

312. (5) - S2x02 - Stronger

313. (5) - S2x03 - Losing My Religion

314. (5) - S2x03 - I Look to You

315. (5) - S2x03 - Papa, Can You Hear Me?

316. (5) - S2x04 - Happy Days Are Here Again/Get Happy

317. (5) - S2x04 - Sing!

318. (5) - S2x05 - Whatever Happened to Saturday Night?

319. (5) - S2x05 - Touch a Touch a Touch a Touch Me

320. (5) - S2x08 - Marry You

321. (5) - S2x10 - Merry Christmas, Darling

322. (5) - S2x11 - Need You Now

323. (5) - S2x15 - Afternoon Delight

324. (5) - S2x16 - Loser Like Me

325. (5) - S2x17 - All By Myself

326. (5) - S2x18 - I Feel Pretty/Unpretty

327. (5) - S2x20 - I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You

328. (5) - S2x22 - Yeah!

329. (5) - S2x22 - As Long as You're There

330. (5) - S3x03 - Out Here On My Own

331. (5) - S3x03 - Fix You

332. (5) - S3x07 - Jolene

333. (5) - S3x08 - Survivor/I Will Survive

334. (5) - S3x10 - We Found Love

335. (5) - S3x13 - Stereo Hearts

336. (5) - S3x15 - I'm Still Standing

337. (5) - S3x16 - Boogie Shoes

338. (5) - S3x19 - Take My Breath Away

339. (5) - S3x21 - Starships

340. (5) - S3x21 - Pinball Wizard

341. (5) - S3x22 - I'll Remember

342. (5) - S3x22 - Roots Before Branches

343. (5) - S4x01 - It's Time

344. (5) - S4x01 - Call Me Maybe

345. (5) - S4x03 - A Change Would Do You Good

346. (5) - S4x06 - Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee (Reprise)

347. (5) - S4x06 - Greased Lightning

348. (5) - S4x07 - Heroes

349. (5) - S4x07 - Holding Out for a Hero

350. (5) - S4x11 - Locked Out of Heaven

351. (5) - S4x12 - Let Me Love You (Until You Learn to Love Yourself)

352. (5) - S4x12 - A Thousand Years

353. (5) - S4x12 - Torn

354. (5) - S4x12 - Love Song

355. (5) - S4x14 - Anything Could Happen

356. (5) - S4x15 - Shout

357. (5) - S4x16 - I Still Believe/Super Bass

358. (5) - S4x16 - How to Be a Heartbreaker

359. (5) - S4x16 - The Bitch Is Back/Dress You Up

360. (5) - S4x17 - Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)

361. (5) - S4x18 - Say

362. (5) - S4x20 - Longest Time

363. (5) - S4x21 - I Wish

364. (5) - S4x21 - Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours

365. (5) - S4x22 - All or Nothing

366. (5) - S5x01 - You've Got to Hide Your Love Away

367. (5) - S5x02 - Get Back

368. (5) - S5x02 - Something

369. (5) - S5x07 - You're My Best Friend

370. (5) - S5x07 - Cheek to Cheek

371. (5) - S5x08 - Here Comes Santa Claus (Down Santa Claus Lane)

372. (5) - S5x10 - Barracuda

373. (5) - S5x10 - Don't You (Forget About Me)

374. (5) - S5x11 - America

375. (5) - S5x12 - Toxic

376. (5) - S5x13 - Be Okay

377. (5) - S5x15 - You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman

378. (5) - S5x16 - Addicted to Love

379. (5) - S5x18 - Story of My Life

380. (5) - S5x19 - Memory

381. (5) - S6x06 - Baby It's You

382. (5) - S6x07 - Time After Time

383. (5) - S6x09 - Lose My Breath

384. (5) - S6x09 - Friday I'm in Love

385. (5) - S6x10 - Rise

386. (5) - S6x11 - Come Sail Away

387. (5) - S6x12 - Pony

388. (5) - S6x12 - Popular

389. (5) - S6x13 - Teach Your Children

390. (4) - S1x01 - Mr. Cellophane

391. (4) - S1x01 - Respect

392. (4) - S1x01 - I Kissed a Girl

393. (4) - S1x10 - Endless Love

394. (4) - S1x11 - Hair/Crazy In Love

395. (4) - S1x11 - Imagine

396. (4) - S1x12 - Smile (Charlie Chaplin)

397. (4) - S1x13 - My Life Would Suck Without You

398. (4) - S1x16 - Beautiful

399. (4) - S1x18 - One

400. (4) - S1x21 - It's a Man's Man's Man's World

401. (4) - S1x21 - Tell Me Something Good

402. (4) - S1x22 - Over the Rainbow

403. (4) - S2x01 - What I Did for Love

404. (4) - S2x05 - There's a Light (Over at the Frankenstein Place)

405. (4) - S2x05 - Damn It, Janet

406. (4) - S2x07 - Make 'Em Laugh

407. (4) - S2x08 - Just the Way You Are

408. (4) - S2x09 - (I've Had) The Time of My Life

409. (4) - S2x10 - Welcome Christmas

410. (4) - S2x12 - P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)

411. (4) - S2x12 - Fat Bottomed Girls

412. (4) - S2x13 - Somebody to Love

413. (4) - S2x13 - Sing

414. (4) - S2x13 - Take Me or Leave Me

415. (4) - S2x13 - Baby

416. (4) - S2x14 - One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer

417. (4) - S2x16 - Get It Right

418. (4) - S2x18 - I've Gotta Be Me

419. (4) - S2x19 - I Don't Want to Know

420. (4) - S2x19 - Don't Stop

421. (4) - S2x19 - Nice to Meet You, Have I Slept with You?

422. (4) - S2x22 - Bella Notte

423. (4) - S2x22 - Pretending

424. (4) - S3x01 - You Can't Stop the Beat

425. (4) - S3x01 - We Got the Beat

426. (4) - S3x05 - A Boy Like That/I Have a Love

427. (4) - S3x09 - River

428. (4) - S3x10 - Moves Like Jagger/Jumpin' Jack Flash

429. (4) - S3x10 - Wedding Bell Blues (Bill)

430. (4) - S3x11 - Bad

431. (4) - S3x11 - Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'

432. (4) - S3x11 - I Want You Back

433. (4) - S3x13 - Let Me Love You

434. (4) - S3x14 - Glad You Came

435. (4) - S3x16 - You Should Be Dancing

436. (4) - S3x17 - Saving All My Love For You

437. (4) - S3x17 - I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)

438. (4) - S3x18 - School's Out

439. (4) - S3x20 - Flashdance...What a Feeling

440. (4) - S3x21 - Edge of Glory

441. (4) - S4x01 - Americano/Dance Again

442. (4) - S4x04 - Barely Breathing

443. (4) - S4x05 - Everybody Talks

444. (4) - S4x07 - My Dark Side

445. (4) - S4x10 - Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah

446. (4) - S4x10 - White Christmas

447. (4) - S4x13 - Bring Him Home

448. (4) - S4x15 - Old Time Rock & Roll/Danger Zone

449. (4) - S4x15 - Footloose

450. (4) - S4x17 - Creep

451. (4) - S4x19 - Outcast

452. (4) - S4x20 - Little Girls

453. (4) - S4x21 - Uptight (Everything's Alright)

454. (4) - S4x22 - Clarity

455. (4) - S4x22 - I Love It

456. (4) - S5x01 - Help!

457. (4) - S5x01 - I Saw Her Standing There

458. (4) - S5x03 - I'll Stand By You

459. (4) - S5x05 - On Our Way

460. (4) - S5x08 - The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)

461. (4) - S5x09 - Whenever I Call You Friend

462. (4) - S5x10 - Danny's Song

463. (4) - S5x13 - Loser Like Me

464. (4) - S5x13 - Just Give Me a Reason

465. (4) - S5x16 - I Want to Know What Love Is

466. (4) - S5x16 - Let's Wait Awhile

467. (4) - S5x17 - Lovefool

468. (4) - S5x17 - I'm the Greatest Star

469. (4) - S5x18 - Wake Me Up

470. (4) - S5x19 - Lucky Star

471. (4) - S6x01 - Suddenly Seymour

472. (4) - S6x04 - Thousand Miles

473. (4) - S6x06 - What the World Needs Now

474. (4) - S6x06 - They Long to Be Close to You

475. (4) - S6x08 - Our Day Will Come

476. (4) - S6x12 - Don't Stop Believing (Pilot/2009)

477. (4) - S6x12 - I'm His Child

478. (4) - S6x12 - I Kissed a Girl

479. (3) - S1x01 - Sit Down You're Rockin the Boat

480. (3) - S1x01 - You're the One That I Want (ver. 1)

481. (3) - S1x02 - Gold Digger

482. (3) - S1x05 - Somebody to Love

483. (3) - S1x08 - I Could Have Danced All Night

484. (3) - S1x08 - Thong Song

485. (3) - S1x10 - Lean On Me

486. (3) - S1x11 - Don't Make Me Over

487. (3) - S1x12 - Jump

488. (3) - S1x14 - Gives You Hell

489. (3) - S1x14 - Hello

490. (3) - S1x15 - Borderline/Open Your Heart

491. (3) - S1x17 - Total Eclipse of the Heart

492. (3) - S1x17 - Ice Ice Baby

493. (3) - S1x20 - Beth

494. (3) - S1x21 - Loser

495. (3) - S1x21 - Good Vibrations

496. (3) - S2x03 - Only the Good Die Young

497. (3) - S2x04 - Lucky

498. (3) - S2x10 - You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

499. (3) - S2x10 - The Most Wonderful Day of the Year

500. (3) - S2x12 - Firework

501. (3) - S2x12 - My Funny Valentine

502. (3) - S2x16 - Hell to the No

503. (3) - S2x16 - Big Ass Heart

504. (3) - S2x16 - Trouty Mouth

505. (3) - S2x19 - Never Going Back Again

506. (3) - S2x20 - Isn't She Lovely

507. (3) - S3x03 - Run the World (Girls)

508. (3) - S3x04 - Last Friday Night

509. (3) - S3x04 - Waiting for a Girl Like You

510. (3) - S3x05 - One Hand, One Heart

511. (3) - S3x06 - Hot for Teacher

512. (3) - S3x07 - I Kissed a Girl

513. (3) - S3x11 - Black or White

514. (3) - S3x12 - Bamboleo/Hero

515. (3) - S3x14 - Stand

516. (3) - S3x16 - How Deep Is Your Love

517. (3) - S3x16 - Night Fever

518. (3) - S3x18 - The Music of the Night

519. (3) - S3x18 - Cry

520. (3) - S3x19 - Big Girls Don't Cry

521. (3) - S3x21 - We Are the Champions

522. (3) - S3x21 - It's All Coming Back to Me Now

523. (3) - S3x22 - Glory Days

524. (3) - S3x22 - Forever Young

525. (3) - S4x01 - Never Say Never

526. (3) - S4x01 - New York State of Mind

527. (3) - S4x02 - Hold It Against Me

528. (3) - S4x05 - Blow Me (One Last Kiss)

529. (3) - S4x05 - Born to Hand Jive

530. (3) - S4x07 - Superman

531. (3) - S4x08 - Live While We're Young

532. (3) - S4x08 - Gangnam Style

533. (3) - S4x09 - Something Stupid

534. (3) - S4x09 - All That Jazz

535. (3) - S4x15 - Unchained Melody

536. (3) - S4x15 - Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend/Material Girl

537. (3) - S4x15 - In Your Eyes

538. (3) - S4x18 - Your Song

539. (3) - S4x18 - More Than Words

540. (3) - S4x19 - You Have More Friends Than You Know

541. (3) - S4x20 - You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'

542. (3) - S4x22 - Hall of Fame

543. (3) - S4x22 - Wings

544. (3) - S5x01 - Drive My Car

545. (3) - S5x02 - Revolution

546. (3) - S5x03 - If I Die Young

547. (3) - S5x06 - My Life

548. (3) - S5x08 - Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree

549. (3) - S5x11 - More Than a Feeling

550. (3) - S5x11 - I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For

551. (3) - S5x12 - Keep Holding On

552. (3) - S5x14 - Don't Sleep in the Subway

553. (3) - S5x17 - Who Are You Now

554. (3) - S5x19 - Werewolves of London

555. (3) - S5x19 - I Melt with You

556. (3) - S5x20 - Girls on Film

557. (3) - S6x02 - Problem

558. (3) - S6x03 - You Learn/You've Got a Friend

559. (3) - S6x05 - It Must Have Been Love

560. (3) - S6x05 - All Out of Love

561. (3) - S6x06 - I'll Never Fall in Love Again

562. (3) - S6x09 - Uptown Funk

563. (3) - S6x10 - The Final Countdown

564. (3) - S6x11 - Mickey

565. (2) - S1x01 - Can't Fight This Feeling

566. (2) - S1x02 - Take a Bow

567. (2) - S1x04 - Tonight

568. (2) - S1x08 - Bust A Move

569. (2) - S1x10 - I'll Stand By You

570. (2) - S1x13 - You Can't Always Get What You Want

571. (2) - S1x14 - Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love

572. (2) - S1x15 - Burning Up

573. (2) - S2x01 - Getting to Know You

574. (2) - S2x02 - The Only Exception

575. (2) - S2x05 - Planet, Schmanet, Janet

576. (2) - S2x06 - One Love (People Get Ready)

577. (2) - S2x09 - The Living Years

578. (2) - S2x10 - We Need a Little Christmas

579. (2) - S2x13 - I Know What Boys Like

580. (2) - S2x15 - Kiss

581. (2) - S2x16 - Only Child

582. (2) - S2x20 - Friday

583. (2) - S2x20 - Jar of Hearts

584. (2) - S2x22 - I Love New York/New York, New York

585. (2) - S3x02 - Somewhere

586. (2) - S3x06 - You and I/You and I

587. (2) - S3x07 - I'm the Only One

588. (2) - S3x08 - Red Solo Cup

589. (2) - S3x11 - Ben

590. (2) - S3x11 - I Just Can't Stop Loving You

591. (2) - S3x12 - Don't Wanna Lose You

592. (2) - S3x12 - Sexy and I Know It

593. (2) - S3x13 - Home

594. (2) - S3x14 - Fly/I Believe I Can Fly

595. (2) - S3x14 - Here's to Us

596. (2) - S3x14 - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)

597. (2) - S3x16 - More Than a Woman

598. (2) - S3x16 - Stayin' Alive

599. (2) - S3x18 - The Rain in Spain

600. (2) - S3x19 - What Makes You Beautiful

601. (2) - S3x19 - Love You Like a Love Song

602. (2) - S3x20 - Mean

603. (2) - S3x20 - I Won't Give Up

604. (2) - S4x03 - Celebrity Skin

605. (2) - S4x04 - Give Your Heart a Break

606. (2) - S4x05 - Juke Box Hero

607. (2) - S4x08 - Come See About Me

608. (2) - S4x09 - Being Good Isn't Good Enough

609. (2) - S4x09 - O Holy Night

610. (2) - S4x10 - Jingle Bell Rock

611. (2) - S4x11 - I Only Have Eyes for You

612. (2) - S4x13 - Make No Mistake (She's Mine)

613. (2) - S4x14 - You're All I Need to Get By

614. (2) - S4x19 - Don't Stop Believin' (Rachel)

615. (2) - S4x20 - We Will Rock You

616. (2) - S4x20 - Everybody Hurts

617. (2) - S5x02 - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

618. (2) - S5x05 - Blurred Lines

619. (2) - S5x05 - You Are Woman, I Am Man

620. (2) - S5x06 - Honesty

621. (2) - S5x06 - Piano Man

622. (2) - S5x06 - You May Be Right

623. (2) - S5x06 - An Innocent Man

624. (2) - S5x06 - Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)

625. (2) - S5x07 - The Fox

626. (2) - S5x11 - Vacation

627. (2) - S5x12 - Valerie

628. (2) - S5x14 - Best Day of My Life

629. (2) - S5x18 - Piece of My Heart

630. (2) - S5x20 - No Time At All

631. (2) - S5x20 - Glitter in the Air

632. (2) - S6x04 - Bitch

633. (2) - S6x05 - Father Figure

634. (2) - S6x07 - All About That Bass

635. (2) - S6x08 - I'm So Excited

636. (2) - S6x09 - Break Free

637. (2) - S6x10 - Rather Be

638. (2) - S6x13 - The Winner Takes It All

639. (1) - S1x02 - I Say a Little Prayer

640. (1) - S1x03 - I Wanna Sex You Up

641. (1) - S1x05 - Cabaret

642. (1) - S1x07 - No Air

643. (1) - S1x08 - What A Girl Wants

644. (1) - S1x10 - (You're Having My Baby)

645. (1) - S1x10 - Crush

646. (1) - S1x14 - Highway to Hell

647. (1) - S1x15 - What It Feels Like for a Girl

648. (1) - S1x21 - Another One Bites the Dust

649. (1) - S1x22 - Bohemian Rhapsody

650. (1) - S2x01 - Billionaire

651. (1) - S2x01 - Every Rose Has Its Thorn

652. (1) - S2x04 - Don't Go Breaking My Heart

653. (1) - S2x07 - Conjunction Junction

654. (1) - S2x08 - Ohio

655. (1) - S2x09 - Hey, Soul Sister

656. (1) - S2x13 - This Little Light of Mine

657. (1) - S2x14 - My Headband

658. (1) - S2x16 - Jesus Is My Friend

659. (1) - S2x20 - Rolling in the Deep

660. (1) - S2x22 - My Cup

661. (1) - S3x01 - Big Spender

662. (1) - S3x04 - Bein' Green

663. (1) - S3x04 - Take Care of Yourself

664. (1) - S3x05 - Tonight

665. (1) - S3x07 - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

666. (1) - S3x09 - Blue Christmas

667. (1) - S3x12 - A Little Less Conversation

668. (1) - S3x13 - You're the Top

669. (1) - S3x13 - Chapel of Love

670. (1) - S4x01 - Sister Christian

671. (1) - S4x02 - Gimme More

672. (1) - S4x08 - Whistle

673. (1) - S4x10 - Feliz Navidad

674. (1) - S4x11 - Baby Got Back

675. (1) - S4x19 - Fight for Your Right (to Party)

676. (1) - S4x19 - Next to Me

677. (1) - S4x22 - To Love You More

678. (1) - S4x22 - Rainbow Connection

679. (1) - S5x03 - Fire and Rain

680. (1) - S5x03 - No Surrender

681. (1) - S5x08 - O Christmas Tree

682. (1) - S5x11 - Mr. Roboto/Counting Stars

683. (1) - S5x11 - I Love LA

684. (1) - S5x12 - Raise Your Glass

685. (1) - S5x12 - Happy

686. (1) - S5x17 - NYC

687. (1) - S5x18 - The Rose

688. (1) - S6x01 - Sing

689. (1) - S6x01 - Dance the Night Away

690. (1) - S6x01 - Uninvited

691. (1) - S6x02 - Viva Voce

692. (1) - S6x04 - Rock Lobster

693. (1) - S6x04 - Whip It

694. (1) - S6x05 - My Sharona

695. (1) - S6x05 - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)

696. (1) - S6x07 - You Give Love a Bad Name

697. (1) - S6x07 - Same Love

698. (1) - S6x08 - Hey Ya!

699. (1) - S6x10 - Far From Over

700. (1) - S6x10 - The Trolley Song

701. (1) - S6x11 - We Built This City

702. (1) - S6x11 - Listen to Your Heart

[dinandgone]

The Turncoat.

Part Six of the ‘Blood and Beskar’ series.

The Mandalorian x Fem!Reader

Word count: 6.78k

Warnings: Language, brief mention of adult themes, so 18+ just in case, if you are a child please turn around and go back from whence you came thank you :). Violence, Canon with a little bit extra sprinkled in. Very dialogue heavy

A/n ~ Hi, as promised here’s chapter 6. I feel like this chapter isn’t the best because of how dialogue heavy it is :/ But I don’t know what else to do with it so here it is I hope you like it. Feedback is always welcome :) Enjoy xxx

Update (25/07/21): I have indeed decided to continue writing this fic. So there will be more to come very soon :)

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Mando had managed to gracefully land the crest in the hangar at Mos Eisley. The puff and spatter of its engines rattling as it powers down. You hoped it wasn't obvious to whoever had to fix it that you'd been in a shootout less than an hour ago. Things like that lead to questions and questions lead to mistakes.

Mando turns and stands from the pilot's chair.

"If anyone asks about this," He gestures to the ship "Make something up, the less people know the better,"

You nod, moving out of the cockpit doorway to allow him to pass, turning to the child who's babbling happily in his container, you pick him up and place him on your hip, cradling his head in the crook of your arm.

"Maker, how you keep smiling all the time buddy I don't know," you sigh making your way from the cockpit down to the hull.

Dropping down the ladder to the hull, you look for the familiar shine of beskar. Your search is interrupted by a single blaster shot and shouting. You quickly place the child in Mando's cot and sealing the lock on the door, quietly moving closer to the ramp.

"Hey...Hey!" a sharp voice sounds from the back of the hangar, your hand hovers over your holstered blaster as you move towards the Mandalorian at the end of the ramp.

A small woman with tightly curled almost frizzy hair stalks into view towards you and Mando.

"You damage my droid, you pay for it," she states pointing her finger at the Mandalorian's chest.

"Just keep them away from my ship," Mando responds roughly.

Ah droids, another thing you could add to the ever-growing list of things the Mandalorian didn't like, right next to conversation and you. The conversation between the woman and Mando when back and forth, haggling on how much the hangar and repairs would cost.

"Would you look at that," she shouts assessing the damage "You've got a lot of carbon scoring up top, and a fuel leak, if I didn't know any better I would think you were in a shootout!"

You tense turning to look at Mando who just simply shakes his head. You expect the stranger to inquire further but she doesn't, she continues assessing the damage and starts walking back to you and Mando, wiping her hands on a rag.

"Your ship is a mess, and since I ain't using droids then it's going to cost you extra," she smiles, her gaze drifting between you and the Mandalorian.

Mando shifts, grasping the small pouch of credits from his belt and holding it out.

"I have five hundred imperial credits," he states plainly tossing the pouch to the woman, clearly he wasn't in the mood to haggle.

"That's it?" She scoffs "That'll just about cover the hangar,"

You roll your eyes, typical you thought to yourself. You knew the price was steep but the crest needed its repairs and you'd be damned if you had to spend more time than you had to on Tatooine.

"I'll get you your money," Mando assures the woman turning to walk away from the ship. You follow him hearing the woman mumble a faint "Yeah I've heard that one before,"

Before you can make it out of the hangar Mando stops causing you to walk straight into what you could only describe as a beskar clad wall.

"Ouch... What are y-" you begin to ask.

"You need to stay with the kid," Mando orders, crowding the exit.

"The kid will be fine, I made sure to lock the bunk," You respond quickly, rolling your eyes at his bossy tone. He raises his shoulders, breathing in to answer you.

"And before you say anything, I need clothes and essentials which I recall is your fault because you wouldn't let me go back for my bag on Felucia," you quip standing your ground, prodding your finger into his beskar clad chest. 

Mando considered your argument, then looked into your eyes. They flickered with defiance and determination. Saying no to you was becoming increasingly difficult, he couldn’t quite place why. Nodding he moved aside, allowing you to walk past him and out of the hangar.

Tatooine held first place for your most hated planet on the outer rim. The first thing that hits you is the heat, the stagnant sweltering kind that dried your throat. The second thing you notice is the sand the tiny grains of misery that always managed to filter their way into your clothes, making sure to provide infuriating irritation in their wake. The third thing you notice is the people, Tatooine was infamous for its abundance of criminals and unsavoury types, many of which had bounties on their heads. Its the third prospect of this planet that creates an uneasiness in your stomach.

As you’re walking Mando notices you’re uncharacteristically quiet. He would have thought you’d be complaining to your heart’s content or finding some way to get under his skin, but you remain silent, shuffling along quietly behind him, your discomfort emitting off you in waves. 

"You've been here before?" he asks. The sudden start in conversation takes you off guard. 

"Of course, bounty hunter remember," you chuckle pointing at yourself.

"You don't like it here?" he asks a genuine interest in his voice.

"It's a skugpot full of criminals and it's got sand, I don't like sand. Correction. I hate sand," you ramble "You find it in places you didn't even know you could for days,"

Your response earns a low chuckle, if you weren’t listening you would have missed it. 

"You know I'm starting to think you find me funny," you smile nudging into him playfully. He doesn’t respond, just continues walking towards the marketplace in the centre of the town. You smirk to yourself, he didn’t need to respond for you to get your answer. He could deny it all he wanted but the big bad Mandalorian found you his ex bounty and resident babysitter, funny. 

The marketplace is bustling, vendors from every stall calling out to potential patrons urging them to invest in the goods they had to offer. You’d never been scared of this place as your time as a bounty hunter, the place was known for its dubious characters often willing to sell out anyone to the highest bidder, that’s what made your job just that little bit easier when it came to hunting bounties. However, the atmosphere was different, now you were the bounty and it felt like someone always had their eyes on you. 

Staying close to Mando you push through the crowds towards the stalls you needed, you glanced over at the clothes the stalls had to offer each item highly overpriced but you didn’t expect anything more from this planet. Fully engrossed in the prattling vendor in front of you, you don’t hear the Mandalorian mumble something to you and you don’t see him walking away in the opposite direction.

After a little deliberation, you settle for some simple shirts, a tunic for the cold weather and a pair of combat trousers. Your mind wanders to the shirt you were wearing, his shirt, the smell of him had worn off over time but as ridiculous as it sounded it still made you feel safe. Would he want it back now you had shirts of your own? This was pathetic, you were a badass bounty hunter, and you’d survived this long by yourself, you didn’t need to ruin that now by gaining an attachment to someone who tolerated you out of convenience and definitely would not feel the same way. Did you? 

You selected some soap and shampoo, notes of citrus and sandalwood drifting into your nose. It was similar to the ones that the Mandalorian used because it was easier to share right? You paid the vendor, almost grimacing at the amount you had to shell out, you sigh, everyone had to earn a living somehow. Realising you hadn’t asked Mando if he needed anything you turned, opening your mouth to speak. But he wasn’t there. When had he left? 

Your senses heightened, low-level panic searing through your chest. He was just right there, and now he was gone, he hadn’t said anything, had he? Your attention had been on what the vendor had been saying. You took a deep breath trying to remain calm. Now was not the time to panic especially given the place you were, people here prayed on vulnerability. You silently cursed that walking pile of beskar for dragging you to a place you despised and then leaving you. Bastard. 

You slung your newly purchased pack over your back and stalked around the stalls hoping to see the familiar glint of beskar. How in makers name could you lose him, he stuck out like a sore thumb. The bazaar was still bustling with people shouting and laughing, the faint sounds of music permeating through the air. It felt like you were going in circles the stalls all seeming familiar and the buildings the same tan exterior. You started to walk back to the hangar, trying to remember your steps, taking a left or was it right? You continued walking the alleyway only littered with a few stalls the proprietors much less boisterous than the ones before. Yep you’ve definitely taken a wrong turn. You think to yourself, you pivot on your heels and begin walking back the way you came stopping when you hear an unknown voice speak behind you. 

“Well, well, well, you seem to be a little lost princess,”

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“I’m going to find something, stay here,” Mando mumbles behind you, turning to walk towards the junker’s yard adjacent to the market stalls.

The shop was quiet, dust settling in a thin film over everything and ship parts piled high.

“Can I help you?” a voice asks, presumably the shop’s owner.

“I need of long-distance communication devices,” Mando explained.

“Ah follow me,” the owner states, turning and shuffling towards a crate in the corner of the yard. Thinking back to you Mando turns to look back at the market. Thankfully you seemed to have listened to his directions, still nodding at the vendor talking to you. He notices you choose some shirts from the stall, somewhere in the deepest part of his brain he had hoped you’d keep his shirt, even though you weren’t his it roused something within him to see you wearing it. Snapping out of his train of thought to the sound of the junker’s ramblings Mando walks to where the junker is stood with a pair of comms, still making sure you were in his line of sight.

“How much?” he asks shortly, he wasn’t in a negotiating mood.

“Two Hundred,” the junker states, clearly like everyone else on this planet extortion seemed to be his only form of income too.

“Two Hundred? That’s steep, I could find a pair brand new for a hundred on the Mid rim,” Mando grunts bluntly.

“Hate to break it to you buddy but you’re on the outer rim, things are a bit more pricey out here,” the junker smirks, stretching out his arm to shake on the purchase.

“One fifty?” Mando pushes, anxious to get back to the market. To you. 

“I...” the proprietor goes to argue “Ugh fine, one fifty,” he shakes Mando’s hand and exchanging the comms for the pouch of credits. 

Without another word, Mando walks towards the entrance of the yard looking at the stall you were stood at. Except you weren’t there, the vendor now harassing someone else. 

“Osik...” Mando huffs stepping out into the bustling marketplace. 

He’d asked you to do one thing and you weren’t capable of doing that. Typical. He thought to himself, you were too rebellious for your own good. He cursed to himself as he looks around the waves of people, you could easily blend into the crowds, unlike him, you didn’t stand out. For the first time the Mandalorian doubts you, he contemplates that idea you’d taken the initiative to run, to get out of here and escape capture. From the times he’d raced you to capture a bounty or encountered you briefly on Nevarro he gathered you were like him, alone, independent. He can’t ignore the sinking feeling in his chest that you’d so willingly leave. He pushes his doubt to the side, you wouldn’t leave without saying something. You always had something to say, a quip or smartass comment. Pushing through the crowds he searches for you, mentally grumbling about how you couldn’t just follow simple instruction and stay put. 

After the fourth circuit of the marketplace, Mando starts to worry, though he knew you could look after yourself, there was still a danger especially being on Tatooine, it wouldn’t be surprising if someone from the guild was here. Mando begins to make his way back to the hangar, maybe you’d gone back to the kid, or stopped by in the nearest cantina. Taking a left to the quieter part of the market place his helmet picks up on a loud conversation nearby. A male voice and another, that sounded unmistakably like you. The conversation becomes more heated as Mando moves towards the source, then a flurry of blaster shots sound through making his heart drop and his feet break out into a sprint. 

As he turns around the corner he’s met with a surprising sight, a large man pressed up against the wall of the building, arm pinned behind his back and howling in pain as he tried to move, by none other than you. Relief flooded through Mando, relief that was quickly replaced by that deep feeling he had felt the first time you had worn his shirt. He couldn’t ignore the fact his cock twitched in his pants at the sight of you fiercely subduing your opponent. He’s brought out of his trance by the familiar ring of your voice. Clearing his throat he turns his attention to you. 

“Ah, just when I thought you’d left me,” you shout, pressing your opponents arm up his back earning another groan of discomfort. 

“You’ve got to help me man, I was only having a little fun I meant no harm,” the man muffles against the wall. 

“Let him go,” Mando reasons turning his attention to you. You look at him a scowl on your face, then finally releasing your grip from the man’s arm. 

“Yeah that’s it do as he says, bitch,” the man spits pushing off the wall. 

Without thinking about it you propel your fist forward, connecting with his nose, you hear a crack and you’re not sure if it’s your hand or his nose. But he grunts in pain, clutching his nose as blood begins to trickle down his face. Before you can take another swing the Mandalorian moves past you, fast enough his movement could almost be described as a streak of beskar. He clutches the man by the collar and propels him back into the wall. 

“You ever say anything, come near her or touch her again, you’ll have me to deal with, Understand?” He growls, earning a fast nod from the wide-eyed man as he slips away clutching his nose. 

“I had it handled,” you huffed, wincing at your split knuckles. 

“Why do you always attract trouble?” Mando sighs, pacing towards you grasping at your hand to assess the damage. The touch of the leather gloves on your hand makes your skin prickle, but you were too pent up from the anger that you’d felt at the man before you didn’t dwell on the feeling. 

“You’re the one that left me, I was looking for you!” You shout pulling your hand from his grip. 

“I told you where I was going,” Mando grunts moving away from you 

“No, I...” you stammer. Had he said something to you? 

“Weren’t listening as usual,” Mando stated bluntly. Making you pull a face. 

“Whatever, weren’t we supposed to be finding a job today?” You ask quickly changing the topic. Starting to walk back to the main marketplace. 

“The guild used to operate from a cantina not far from here, they might have something,” Mando grumbles before taking the lead, walking in the direction of the marketplace.

Now the conversation had died down, you were left to reminisce on what had just happened. Mando threatening someone shouldn’t have added fuel to the spark already ignited deep inside your stomach, but something about it made your heart stop and your breathing slow. You didn’t like feeling like a damsel in distress, you could’ve handled it yourself, but you’d be lying if you hadn’t enjoyed Mando threatening a man for you. The way he had done it radiated possessiveness and it made you shiver, you knew you were reading into the situation but a girl could dream right? 

The walk to the cantina took a lot less time than you had expected, you were less lost than you thought you were as the marketplace began to look more familiar. You followed Mando through the door into a building that you presumed was the cantina he’d been looking for. The cantina was quiet, only a couple of patrons, keeping their business to themselves or too fully engrossed in a quiet game of Sabacc, but as you and Mando walk through the doors eyes raise onto where you’re stood. You knew it was Mando they were looking at, if it was you in their situation you would’ve too, he was hard to ignore. Silently, Mando walks to the bar where a droid is cleaning glasses. 

“Hey droid, I’m a hunter, I’m looking for some work,” Mando says quietly leaning on the bar. 

“Unfortunately the bounty guild no longer operates from Tatooine,” 

“We’re not looking for guild work,” you chip in, earning a steeled glance from the Mandalorian, you shrug your shoulders in response. 

“I am afraid that does not improve your situation, at least by my calculations,” The droid stares blankly, continuing to clean the bar. You sigh, looking to Mando for direction, this was your only shot at getting the credits to pay for the ship. This place was a skughole, the perfect place for dodgy jobs and suddenly there wasn’t any. 

“Think again, Tin Can,” a smooth voice calls from a booth to your left. You turn with Mando, observing the owner of the voice. A man sits with his legs propped against the table, he looked about your age, maybe younger. To put it simply he looked like trouble. 

“If you’re looking for work, have a seat, my friends,” he smiles, keeping eye contact with you. You almost cringe in disgust, but you look to Mando for his next move. 

“Name’s Toro, Toro Calican,” the stranger speaks again as Mando moves towards the booth. 

“Mando I don’t know about this,” you argue, but Mando was already taking a seat at the booth. 

“Relax, sweetheart, sit,” Calican states smoothly, gesturing to the seat next to him. Reluctantly you move towards the table opting for the seat next to Mando, you felt the stranger’s eyes running over your figure as you sit seemingly a complete disregard for your company. Before you can protest his use of nicknames the stranger places a bounty puck onto the table. 

“Picked up this bounty puck before I left the Mid Rim, Fennec Shand, an assassin,” Calican explains. You almost laugh at the guy, was he serious? 

“I know the name,” Mando states nonchalantly 

“I followed this tracking fob here, the positional data suggests she’s somewhere out beyond the Dune Sea, should be an easy job” 

“Well good luck with that,” Mando nods at you, a queue for you to stand. 

“Wait, wait, wait, hey. I thought you needed work?” Calican turns as you both begin walking out of the cantina. Mando stops. 

“How long with the guild?” he asks walking back to the table. 

“Long enough,” Calican retorts 

“Listen, clearly you’re new to this profession,” You scoff turning to look at the stranger, “Fennec Shand is an elite mercenary, the best of the best,” 

“She made her name killing for all the top crime syndicates including the Hutts, If you go after her you won’t make it past sunrise,” Mando interjects. You subconsciously shiver at his sentence, the uneasiness of past memories pooling in your stomach. If the Mandalorian noticed, he didn’t say anything. Mando turns again heading for the door, you follow suit. 

“Wait! This is my first job, you can keep the money, all of it. I just need this job to get into the guild, I can’t do it alone” Calican pleads. Mando stops and turns again, the helmet tilting, the sign that he’s thinking. 

“Wait, you aren’t seriously thinking about this! Mando it’s a suicide run!” you hiss. 

“Meet me at hangar three-five in an hour, bring three speeder bikes and give me the tracking fob,” Mando orders, you shake your head in disbelief. So now was the time you got included. The time that almost certainly had only one outcome...death. Before you can say anything, Calican brings out the tracking fob and smashes it against the wall. 

“Don’t worry I got it all memorised,” Calican smiles tapping the side of his head. 

“Half an hour,” Mando orders before turning out of the cantina door. You follow hot on his trail. 

“Are you crazy? First, the guy wants to take down Fennec Shand and now he smashes the fucking tracking fob!” you snap, hastily walking alongside him. 

“We need the credits,” Mando states bluntly like the mission was no big deal.

“Yeah we need the credits Mando, but I’d also like to live to see the next cycle,” you argue 

You don’t have time to argue before the Mandalorian’s figure crowds your space, stopping you in your tracks. You try to walk around him but he places a firm grip on your shoulders. 

“What are...” you begin 

“You wanted to be included, I’m including you, I chose to do this, we need the credits, anything else you’ve got to say, save it,” he asserts, letting go of your shoulders turning to the hangar’s entrance. 

You stand there mouth agape, his dominance leaves your brain blank, the argument simply melting away, and embarrassingly a wetness forming in between your thighs. Your heart was thundering against your chest, leaving your breathing short and staggered. Nothing could have prepared you for what just happened. Annoyance simmered in the back of your brain, how could he do that? From a simple touch or just a sentence, reduce you to an incoherent mess. You needed to pull yourself together, this was entirely unprofessional. 

Calming yourself, you make your way into the hangar. You’re met with the sound of Mando shouting something and the familiar voice of the woman from the Hangar. Stepping through the door you see the woman cradling the child. You walk over to the Mandalorian’s side.  

“Have you any idea how long it took me to get it to sleep?” the woman complains 

“Give him to me,” Mando demands pointing at the woman. 

“Not so fast,” she turns the child away from you both. “You can’t just leave a child alone like that, you know you had an awful lot to learn about raising a young one,” 

Mando turns to you, “I thought you said you locked the bunk,” he questions bluntly. 

“I did,” you scoff “It’s not my fault he escaped, I double checked it was locked,” You crossed your arms. 

The woman looks between you and the Mandalorian for a second before resuming her conversation.

“Anyway, I started the repair on the fuel leak, had a couple of setbacks I wanna talk to you about,” she begins “ You know I didn’t use any droids as requested, so it took me a lot longer than I expected,”  She turns her attention to you as Mando walks onto the crest. 

“But I figured you were good for the money seen as you have a couple of extra mouths to feed,” she adds. You roll your eyes, of course, it was going to cost extra, did you expect anything less. You barely had enough credits to pay for the hangar. You had no choice but to do this job. You turn to Mando who grabs his bag and walking off the ship. 

“Thank you,” he nods making his way to the door. 

You and the woman both raise your eyebrows. So he is capable of gratitude you thought. 

“So I guess I was right you got a job didn’t you,” she pushes following the Mandalorian out of the door. 

The woman continues to prattle on about money and droid expenses which you ignore, as your attention is now focussed on the two speeder bikes in front of you, clearly, Mando also noticed the discrepancy in the agreement. 

“Hey, Mando, what d’ya think, not too shabby huh?” Calican smiles proudly 

“I said three speeder bikes, there’s only two here,” Mando states pointedly, placing his pack on the speeder bike on the left. 

Toro turns his attention to you, “ Well it looks like you and me get to share princess,” he replies, perching himself on the speeder bike smugly. 

Your anger surges you forward, taking your knife from your thigh and holding it smoothly to his throat, causing Calican to stumble back slightly. 

“Call me princess again and I’ll make sure you get real acquainted with the end of my knife, understand?” you growl, pointing your blade to his throat.  

Mando chuckles at your remark, smirking as he swings his leg over to sit on the speeder. After Calican seems to understand your point, you go to join Mando on his speeder, lacing your hands around his torso. You could feel him tense at your touch, but then relax a couple seconds after. Starting the speeder bike and following Calican across the dunes.

Mando tries not to focus on your arms around his waist or your warmth against his back. The closeness of you was enough to stoke the embers slowly flickering in his stomach, leading him to think how pretty you would look holding onto him, with him on top of you. No. He shakes his head deciding to focus on the land ahead, and keeping in front of Calican’s speeder. 

You roll your eyes at the fact two grown men were racing speeders right now, engrossed in their own little ego competition. After a while Mando signals for the speeders to stop. 

“What’s going on?” Calican asks looking at Mando.

“Look. Up ahead,” Mando nods to a spot in the dunes where a group of figures moving.

Calican dismounts his speeder and walks towards the edge of the dune. Reluctantly, you let go of the Mandalorian, getting off the speeder and walking towards where Calican is stood with binoculars in his hands. 

“Tusken Raiders,” he points out “I heard the locals talking about this filth,” You frown at his reference to the figures.

“Tuskens think they’re the locals, everyone else is just trespassing,” you inform, Calican scoffs in response. You feel your anger rising again at the ignorant stranger. 

“Well, whatever they call themselves, they best keep their distance,” 

“Yeah? Why don’t you tell them yourself?” Mando asks turning his helmet to a pair of raiders to your left. Calican steps back, reaching for his blaster in its holster.  

“Relax,” he eases, placing himself in between you and the raiders. Looking at the raiders he begins to sign. 

“What’s he doing?” Calican asks looking back and forth from the raiders to Mando. 

“Negotiating,” you quip, paying attention to the Mandalorian’s hand movements. Your Tusken was rusty but you could vaguely make out what Mando and the raiders were saying. 

“What’s going on?” Calican interjects again. 

“We need passage across their land,” Mando explains “Let me see the binocs,” he asks, Calican questions earning a glare from your and a tilted helmet from Mando, reluctantly he passes them to Mando. You have to stifle a laugh when Mando tosses them to the raiders and Calican protests. 

“Those were brand new!” Calican whines.

“Yeah, they were,” you chuckle walking back to the speeder with Mando before he starts up the speeder again. 

After a while you sense the speeder slowing, you look forward. A large shadow moved across the plains ahead. This was not good. Following Mando, you scramble off the speeder and onto the dune below. 

“Get down,” you and Mando order simultaneously, crawling to the ledge of the dune.

“Alright, tell me what you see,” Mando prompts. Before you can answer Calican cuts in. 

“Dewback looks like the rider’s still attached,” 

“Mando, I don’t like this,” you say, the feeling of uneasiness increasing in the pit of your stomach. 

“Is that her? Is that the target,” Calican asks 

“I don’t know, I’ll go. You cover me, stay down,” He orders looking at you, pulling his blaster out of its holster. 

“Mando..” You start “Be careful,” you look at him, earning a nod in response before he disappears over the ledge. You pull your blaster out from its holster and watch the dunes for any other signs of movement. The air was tense, something wasn’t right, there was no way Fennec Shand was that rider, she was too skilled to be caught off guard so easily. Your concentration is broken by the sound of Calican shouting to Mando. 

“Is it her? Is she dead?” he asks lifting his head higher over the ridge. What part of stay down did this idiot not understand. 

“No, it’s another bounty hunter,” Mando replies as he inspects the corpse. The bad feeling in your gut increased. This was bad. You notice Mando look up then turn. He manages to shout get down before a flash of red hits him right in the back. 

“Mando!” You shout pushing off your elbows in an attempt to get up, but Calican pulls you down just as another shot rings out, hitting Mando in the beskar as he tumbles over the edge of the dune. He hits the ground with a grunt. 

“What happened?” Calican asks, peering over the edge. 

“Sniper bolt.” Mando points out.

“Only an MK modified rifle could make that shot,” you looked at him in shock “Are you okay?” you ask trying not to sound too worried. 

“Yeah. Hit me in the beskar,” Mando breathes heavily “and at that range, beskar held up,” 

“Wait, I don’t wear any beskar,” Calican points out, looking at Mando with wide eyes. 

“Nope,”

You chuckle at Mando’s reply. 

“You see where that shot came from?” he asks

“Yeah, it came from somewhere on that ridge,” Calican guess.

“Approximately three klicks north-west,” you huff pointing to the exact ridge, your answer earning a glance from both men. You smirk as Mando explain his plan. 

“I’m gonna rest, you take the first watch, stay low,” Mando orders walking back to the speeders. 

“Looks like it’s just you and me,” Toro winks, you scoff before turning around and walking back to the bikes. 

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The suns set pretty quickly on Tatooine, but it feels like forever with Toro’s incessant nattering, you even contemplated talking to Mando, his shortened responses would be infinitely better than Toro’s failed flirtation techniques. But he seemed to be asleep, propped up against the speeder bike silently. 

“Alright, suns are down, time to ride Mando,” Toro projects walking over to where you’re sat. 

“Come on, wake up,” he pushes before stopping a few feet in front of Mando. You would have interjected and told him to shut up, but a little part of you wanted to see how this went. 

“Look at you, asleep on the job, old man,” Calican taunts “After this is done sweetheart feel free to trade-in for a newer model,” he smirks. You roll your eyes and scoff

“I’m afraid you’d be out of luck there, see I prefer men, not little boys trying to act all rough and tough,” you sneer. Toro’s eyes widen for a second before he turns back to Mando pulling out his blaster, pretending to quick draw. You roll your eyes, his actions just proving your point. 

Mando smiles underneath his helmet at your comment, the feeling of pride blooming through his chest. He shouldn’t feel this possessiveness over you, you weren’t his. But the feeling that stirred inside him was involuntary. He needed to ignore it, he needed to keep your relationship professional, but as the time spent with you increased he found it harder to suppress that feeling.

“You done?” Mando asks bluntly before standing, clearly, this throws Calican off guard as he re-holsters his weapons and rubs the back of his neck. 

“Yeah, yeah you know I was just waking you up,” he stammers. 

“Get on your bike, ride across to those rocks as fast as you can, Y/N go with him,” 

“What?” you start “I am not-” 

“For once just do as I ask,” Mando lets out an exasperated sigh.

“I don’t know if you’ve noticed Mando but we’re not a walking talking pile of beskar like you, she’ll snipe us right off the bikes!” you hiss, crossing your arms in defiance. In return you get the cold star of the dark visor, you huff and climb onto the speeder. 

Mando reaches into his pack and tosses two objects at you and Calican. 

“It’s a flash charge, we alternate shots, it’ll blind any scope temporarily, combine that with our speed and we’ve got a chance ” he explains climbing onto his speeder. Toro opens his mouth to question the plan but before he can Mando interjects. 

“Hey, you wanted this. Get ready,” Before you can say anything Mando speeds off towards the ridge. You mentally curse at how bad a plan this was, you’d be lucky if you made it out. 

What happens next is all a blur, the rush of the speeders and the bright light of the alternating flash charges was blinding. So far, the plan seemed to be going well, both speeders managing to avoid the sniper shots from the ridge. Almost as if you couldn’t have spoken any sooner the speeder dips just as Toro goes to ignite the flash charge, causing the light to fall in the wrong direction. Fuck. You watch as a flash of red pulses straight into Mando’s speeder. 

“No!” you shout, dread fills your body, turning back you see him sprawled out on the desert floor, thankfully you see him sit up to let off another flare. As Toro slows the speeder you launch yourself off the bike before it could stop moving, you stumble towards the Mandalorian before another sniper shot hits him square in the chest sending him flying. 

“Mando!” You cry out running to where he was lying. He grunts and sits up brushing off the sand that had gathered on his flight suit. 

“I’m fine, are you okay?” he asks the visor looking at you intently. 

“What do you...” you start  “I’m fine, you just got shot are you okay?” Before he can answer your question, you hear a blaster shot from the cliffs. Turning to look at each other, you both run. By the time you’d got to the top of the ridge, you were surprised to see that Calican was still alive, yes he was being choked to death by an assassin, but he’d still made it that far. 

“Nice distraction,” Mando commends, pointing his blaster at Shand, who releases her grip. 

“Yeah, ow, good work partners,” Calican groans crawling away to sit. 

“Cuff yourself,” Mando orders, throwing the cuffs on the ground. 

“Why don’t you go find your blaster,” Mando suggests to Calican, he nods walking away. 

“A Mandalorian, it’s been a long time since I’ve seen one of your kind,” Shand states smoothly as she stands. 

“Ever been to Nevarro?” She asks smiling smugly “ I hear things didn’t go so well there but it looks like you got off easily,” 

“You don’t have to worry bout getting to Nevarro or anywhere else, once we turn you in,” Toro re-enters the conversation dusting off his blaster. “ You know, I really should thank you, you’re my ticket into the guild,” Toro taunts. 

“You know, I thought Mandalorian’s were warriors of honour, so why are you hanging around with a wanted ex- bounty hunter?” Fennec asks slyly turning to you, and then Mando. 

“Oh, she hasn’t told you?” Shand smirks 

“Tell me what?” Mando asks, you close your eyes, hoping that she doesn’t push this further, but your prayers are squashed when she opens her mouth. 

“Why she has a twenty thousand credit bounty on her head...” Fennec sneers, smiling when she’s met with silence. 

“Let’s just say my previous employers aren’t best pleased with you are they?” Shand turns to you. You can feel the Mandalorian’s cold stare on the side of your head. You wait, the anticipation thick in the air.

“You pissed off the Hutts, one of the biggest crime syndicates in the galaxy!” Mando hisses

“Yeah, but Jabba is dead, it’s not that big of a deal,” you shrug trying to calm the situation. 

“Twenty thousand credits, is a big deal, y/n, what did you do?” Mando insists 

“It doesn’t matter,” you grit. 

“What. Did. You. Do?” he pushes, his persistence hits a nerve. 

“You know if you’d actually have bothered to ask me why I had such a high bounty on my head then maybe I would’ve told you my side of the story, but it’s all business with you isn’t it tin can,” You growl pointing your finger at him. 

“I didn’t know how high it was, you know how it is, don’t ask questions,” Mando begins but you cut him off, rage piercing through your words. 

“Oh no, you don’t get to act all high and mighty now bucket head, I did the exact same thing as you did with the kid, I didn’t follow through on a job that I knew was wrong!” you shout all your past frustrations lacing into your words. 

You walk ahead to the bottom of the ridge where Toro is already waiting. You ignore him and walk straight to the speeders. 

“Uh oh, looks like one of us is going to have to walk,” Shand says in a sing-song tone. Before Mando shoves her to the ground. 

“Or we could drag you,” you hear Mando suggest lowly. Usually, you would have laughed at his remark, but all you felt was anger. 

You watch as Mando and Calican walk away talking about a plan. Before Mando begins to walk away. 

“Watch her keep her away from the bikes, she’s no good to us dead,” he states plainly before ignoring you and walking off into the desert. Oh, real mature you thought rolling your eyes. So now you had no idea what was going on. 

“Where’s he going?” you ask 

“To get the Dewback we saw earlier,” Toro informs you keeping his eye on Shand.  You nod before propping yourself up on one of the bikes. 

“You take first watch,” you instruct as you lean against the speeder, dismantling your blaster to reassemble in the hope it would help pass the time. Slowly, you begin to drift off the soft sound of the breeze lulling you to sleep. 

The sound of conversation rouses you from your sleep. 

“Bringing you in will make me a fully-fledged member of the guild,” Toro explains 

“You already have something that the Guild values far more than me, you just don’t see it, ” Shand says smoothly. Toro looks at her in confusion. “The Mandalorian and the girl,” she explains “A Mandalorian shot up the guild on Nevarro, took a high-value target and went rogue, the girl is responsible for the death of a high ranking member of a crime syndicate, think what it would do for your reputation, your name will be legendary ” Shand negotiates. 

You feel could almost hear the cogs turning in Calican’s head as he mulled the offer over. 

“Take some advice kid, you wanna be a bounty hunter, make the best deal for yourself and survive,” As Shand raises her hands to be uncuffed you stand ready to protest. But before you can say anything a flash of red hits her straight and her body falls to the floor. You stand there eyes wide, looking over at Calican who’s now pointing his blaster at you. You go to reach for your blaster in its holster but you curse yourself as you remember you’d taken it out to reassemble it, you look down to see it lay on the ground next to the speeder. You raise your hands in an attempt to mediate the situation.

“Wait...” you plead. But as quickly as the words leave your mouth, the world around you goes dark. 

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( olivia holt, 23, she/her ) * hey, i’m looking for the office of ALICE ADAMS. they’re the EMPLOYEE who’s known around the office as THE MASK if that helps ? not to be a gossip, but i’ve heard that they’re ADAPTABLE but JADED, is that true ? i also heard that they’re the one who CATFISHED DAVID HASSELHOFF. anyways, here’s the coffee they ordered.

hi y’all !! i’m may ( 21 // est // she/her ) and i am super super pumped to be here !! i’m also very much writing this against my better judgment ya girl’s running on four hours of sleep and has the option to sleep more but......... is not tired ?? so i do apologize if my mind is secretly tired and makes this intro,,,, even worse than it would be fahouedn. on with the show !! anyway anyway!! feel free to like this if u wld like 2 plot and i will hit u up!!

( also, for some vibes if you so choose to read, here’s the link to her playlist ! )

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QUICK FACTS:

full name: alice audrey adams

date of birth: october 26th, 1997

*will not perfectly reflect the zodiac big three below because that’s.... math.

zodiac big three: scorpio sun, virgo moon, taurus rising

gender & pronouns: cis woman & she/her

sexual orientation: bisexual

education: ged, bachelor’s degree in film — pratt institute

enneagram: 4w3

mbti: enfp

temperament: sanguine-melancholic

label: the mask

various inspirations: “nutshell” - alice in chains, “santa monica” - everclear, “polly” - nirvana, “jennifer’s body” - hole, “creep” - stone temple pilots, kate wallis ( cruel summer - shhhh ), heather davis ( crazy ex-girlfriend ), satana hellstrom ( marvel comics ), bojack horseman - without the amount of problematic ego ( bojack horseman ), eddie huang ( fresh off the boat ), the great britney spears evolution ( temporarily stopping at circus era )

BACKSTORY:

triggers in order: toxic family dynamic, grooming (nothing super in-depth), kidnapping (? like it was ‘willing’ but no. see next trigger for why), toxic “relationship” (and 11yr age gap w/ a 16y/o we hate it), straight-up captivity, very brief mention of suicide + heroin (very!)

*would like to quickly preface that this isn’t just Dark for the sake of being r/im14andthisisdeep but that’s for a later time **(also! i have markers for where the grooming + Super Dark parts begin and end! -- also, the Super Dark part is all very public knowledge. had articles. media frenzy. first thing that comes up if you google her name) *** also. if u need it then a tl;dr is below this section hfkldsa

alice audrey adams was born to the type of family that names all of their children alliterative names ( however, they sadly didn’t get their own kardashian-style show )... alexis adams (working name, utp if taken as a wc)... alfie allison adams (working name, utp if taken as a wc)... born to anna adams and allen adams... we hate it here.

as u can see... all of the kids were basically named after allen... they all had ‘al’ names.... extremely confusing 

plot-twist: THAT’S the darkest part

the adams were very concerned with public image. as a family in the upper echelon, they simply had to be! a narcissist father, a distant mother, put in competition with her siblings — there was no truly healthy dynamic in the household. but they looked good. they went to church every sunday, a ‘wwjd’ sticker on the back of her mother’s car. they did just enough activities and took just enough trips together to get the image across. they threw parties. they attended parties. they were the picture perfect american family — they even had two cats in the yard! life used to be so hard! 

of course, in reality, this all left ms alice quite the lonely gal. but don’t worry! she didn’t turn to hedonism! lord no! instead, she turned to other people. a lot of friendships — couldn’t tell if they were real or #fortheclout — but at a point, did it matter? 

grooming tw: it all came to a screeching halt when she met luke johnson, the son of their neighbors. he came back from california to georgia to visit family, care for his ailing father. oh, he was a good man! sure, he was ‘somewhat’ older than her — 27 when she was 16 — but he was such a good, handsome young man! and they were all still calling him young man, after all. 

alice ‘began’ a torrid affair with luke after about a month into his visit. although she saw no immediate wrong in it, he insisted she keep it a secret ‘for the time being’ — which really just made it all the more exciting! he made all the storm clouds that hovered disappear.

one day, the levee broke for alice (still figuring out what exactly happened because i don’t wanna go too dark since this is already extremely dark, but trust that it had something to do with her parents and was just enough to push her over the edge). convinced luke was the only safe person, she turned to him. knowing their small community would catch on and essentially exile him, he took that opportunity to convince her to go back to santa monica with him where they could ‘start anew’ after his father’s death.

there are a few details i plan on adding regarding like. how legality playing into it. but i may just reserve those for an official bio lhakfsdfj

**BEGINNING OF SUPER DARK** for a while, there was the question of whether they should consider it a kidnapping or not. she went with him willingly, but she was still underage (and… you know, that age difference… the power dynamic... gross y’all). the adams insisted that it was (bc it basically was lbr) — primarily because it would make them look far better — but the community still questioned the logistics and legalities of it all… ugh. did the police really wanna deal with that? ugh. 

in any case, on the other side of us america, autumn was nearing. alice would have the very occasional inquiry over how school would work (very occasional! don’t worry, luke!), over the logistics of her new life… and, after receiving multiple calls from various friends (in addition to her siblings) that sounded genuine, began wondering… if she’d made the right choice. questions about him.

when she began bringing up the idea of going back — at least for the school year!! — he would continuously remind her that she was not old enough to buy herself a plane ticket (and he was not about to do that). she also couldn’t rent a car yet (and he certainly wouldn’t let her take (one of) his car(s)!). but most importantly? he loved her. and she loved him. (what a creep!)

so, for a hot second, it seemed like she was stuck. damn legalities!! damn love!! you know, until she texted her older sister back with all of the problems that only being 16... and “in love”.... caused. her sister offered to fly down, buy her a plane ticket, and fly back with her. 

when luke saw this (with all the unrestricted access to her phone he had so he could block, delete, and manipulate as he pleased), he confronted her. things went awry. she wound up in his budding wine cellar (which he soon emptied, of course… those merlots :( ….). he messaged back and, as her, said it was actually all good!! luke had figured out the logistics and she could call whenever she wanted!!

and those calls became frequent! because she would pick up when luke held it up to her! because she was pretty sure luke would kill her if she didn’t!

she wasn’t sure how long it was until she was officially Found. it took what was ruled a suicide by luke, a shot to the head and heroin in his system, to finally get any authority’s attention. all she knew was that she went to santa monica in mid june and she stopped seeing regular daylight by late july. so some time in august to some time in april… **END OF SUPER DARK + GROOMING**

she was returned to georgia shortly after and everything was different. from herself to her friends. but everything was also the same. from her room to her family. it was all… teasing. she began going to therapy, but she really sucked at it?? so she just let her therapist rely on various articles that covered the event. because it had been a media circus. good enough, amirite?? 

she didn’t have the will or patience to put on that peppy facade she’d had before, but there were still a few things she found a smidge of joy in. music (although her taste had… slightly altered and wow! it’d been almost a year since she’d picked up that bass!), videography… just those small things, you know?? 

for the first half of the ~ 2014 fall semester ~, she attempted actual school. really was not working out. with, for probably the first and only time, her parents’ approval and understanding, she dropped out and studied for a ged -- shorter and self-led -- instead. 

she passed with a pretty decent grade... but it’s been argued that she really shouldn’t have gotten into pratt institute (she was at least realistic and didn’t apply to, like… cornell), but she did. national news helps. 

while in the concrete jungle where dreams are made of, she learned of masters. she submitted an application as a joke — because her grades sucked!!!!! — but guess who got a job?? oh, she could pretend it was because her selected portfolio was actually genuinely good… but, man… we all know…

fun fact: my uncle applied to harvard as a joke. some twenty-five years later, we still haven’t heard back :\

she… continues to suck. like… she kinda wants the place to eventually burn down?? figuratively speaking (or is it…) but ya, for all the monopolizing she has seen turn people Evil?? but the hell can she do about it… just gotta make sure she keeps her in-house videographer job… maybe she can do something about it when she like… is capable. fuaihoelwdjkn

she sees an in-house therapist and i’d say ‘good for her,’ but it was mandated l m a o 

doesn’t talk about herself all that much!! but that might not matter for some people, yk?? ugh journalism <3 

y’all im so bad at ending intros.

TL;DR:

(consult above trigger list): bright kid in a super rich and toxic family because obviously. everything they did was just to look good <3 also they all had ‘a’ names which is the biggest tragedy of all :( ‘fell in love’ when she was 16ys/o with a 27y/o who was visiting to care for his father in his final days. had a torrid affair. creep. creep (luke) basically made her ‘fall in love.’ she thought creep was the only safe person at one point and creep was like ‘wanna go back 2 santa monica w me?’ and she was like ‘yes.’ and everyone was like ‘was this kidnapping... we cant tell....’ then he became even more possessive when she started questioning him and some logistics. when she finally found a way she could go back to georgia for a spell, he was like ‘no u can go in my wine cellar btw i will be taking all of the wine out.’ he kept her there from august to april and... only reason he didnt keep keeping her was bc he was Caught so. back to georgia where the devil went down. everything was Worse. even the things that were the same. but hey, the sob story that landed her in the news plenty of times got her into a college she shouldn’t have gotten into and gave her a leg-up in a joke application for a job at masters (in-house videographer). really bad at doing her work but like... fuck the man i guess?? 

PERSONALITY + HEADCANONS:

has no time for Fake Nice (which, as a born southerner, she’s really good at sniffing out!). has no time for arrogance. kind of makes her at odds with the nyc upper class...

on that note, still got a lil bit of some georgia twang

she lets herself indulge in various vices, but has left a previous hedonist status. weed and alcohol are still pretty common, but everything else is kept at arm’s length.

also, while on that topic, she Does Not drink wine. being trapped in a cellar... kinda makes u averse. like. literally despises it. will go on autopilot and make it KNOWN if offered wine.

also ALSO while on that topic, after looking it up and seeing she fits the new york city requirements, she has a medical marijuana card <3 the one good thing, if u ask her, to come out of therapy/psychiatry <3 will not show it off unless absolutely NECESSARY bc then it gets personal or <3 will lie about why and say it’s like for epilepsy or sumn unless ur rolfe but <3 she has it <3

at odds with herself. enjoys the company of others, definitely has a history of being an extrovert, but has become very selective with the company she keeps. 

VERY private person! has had enough public standing! 

...has occasionally used her story to advance her tho bc it’s her national newsworthy tragic story and she can exploit it if she wants <3

when good charlotte said “i don’t wanna be in love”?? she felt that. her last ‘relationship’ ruined that for her <3 save her <3 

used to be really into pop! bc pop is fun! she loved some britney (i mean... she still does... how can u not!)! but. her taste has changed drastically. rarely listens to pop. has traded britney for like.... hole and the like.

her parents didn’t use this as the basis for her name but,, 2 me,,, she’s named alice for a reason <3 gotta luv alice in chains <3

y’all i found a youtube comment on a video called ‘nirvana - half the man i used to be’ (the song was, in fact, ‘creep’ by stone temple pilots) and it’s <3 her music taste <3 click here for it <3

the above said, dresses like she’s in seattle in the early 90s. 

her rumor is true btw she DID catfish david hasselhoff and she will proudly tell u. it’s her best accomplishment.

completely stopped talking to her parents and got cut-off a while back ago so now she’s livin like the Prols

which is how a rich kid one of my profs once advised referred to his classmates.... hilarity ensues.

the above in mind, her parents say she’s testing the waters as a ‘normal person’ to save face. they can’t have anyone knowing their family isn’t perfect <3

she has a pet turtle whom she named “dr. turtle,” although he’s constantly referred to as “doc” or “the doc.” he has his own youtube channel and tiktok account.

she has a wall full of evidence that courtney love did not kill kurt cobain... it makes sense, believe me.

became a vegetarian...... partially because it was different from her original life and a way to control something, partially because this commercial made her feel SO BAD.

literally her default mode is stoned like... a totally sober alice is rarer than a nessie sighting

when she was 18, before she could ‘hold her liquor’ as well as she can now, she got a lil too drunk and now has a portrait tattoo of courtney love on her forearm. but it was done well at least!!

kind of ironic considering her career, but RARELY posts on any social media site except twitter. after the media circus in 2014 and All Eyes On Her, she’s just..... so tired...... of ppl seeing her face and being like ‘omg ur that wine cellar bitch!’

(drugs tw) has become more and more Addicted to playing around with fate. j chill on a ledge, talkin to some pals, but deciding it’s a good idea to swing her legs on the wrong side of ledge? totally! mixing a lot of alcohol with opioids which she is not accustomed to? DEF!! (end tw)

more to come!!

CONNECTION IDEAS:

i have two (2) queued up!! but while we wait for them to post, i’ll just… link them over here: 1, 2

muse u <3 the other half of her subplot from the main <3

her older sister!

her younger sibling!

some of the basics!! you know: close pal, roommate, drug buddies (but she gotta hit them up), fwb, ons, frenemies, enemy

ppl who recognize her from the 2014 luke johnson articles and have either brought it up or,,,,,,, act Awkward™

cld be fun 2 just have like. a jam bud. someone who plays any instrument and they j. jam sometimes.

ppl she sells. some of her medical marijuana to. bc yk what weed may be legal in nyc now but,,,, she’s still found a way to be broke she will accept anything. and also it just became legalized THIS YEAR so!!

i have a budding wc page @ https://escxpiism.tumblr.com/wcs (and when i say budding, i MEAN budding) so feel free 2 check it out!!

more to come!!

[ezrisdax-archive]

b7 + texted the wrong person (feel free to also combine it with a group chat AU) for the sapphic september bingo!

also here on ao3 for my sapphic september bingo card~

~~

September 1st 2376, 18:54

[ace pilot changed the group name to party bus]

you wouldn't like me when I'm angry: tom why?

Tuvok: Captain, permission to transfer.

sad clarinet noises: we're in the delta quadrant? where are you transferring to??

I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: permission denied

I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: you're suffering alongside me tuvok

Tuvok: Captain at least change your name here.

I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: no.

  September 1st 2376, 21:12

[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I’m bored, meet me at the holodeck

Seven of Nine: If you feel you have insufficient work I can provide some more. I believe the warp drive coils need to be looked at.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: my warp coils are fine and don’t touch them.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I meant to message harry

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry:  you guys just both start with ‘s’ and I wasn’t paying attention.

Seven of Nine: Ah, I am a victim of you impulsiveness then.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: lighten up seven, it’s just a mistake. even you can make those.

Seven of Nine: Have you found flaws in my work?

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: in the work no.

Seven of Nine: You took seventeen minutes to answer, I assume you were going over my work.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I was trying to be tactful for once. you could learn how yourself.

Seven of Nine: You meant to say something else then?

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: learn to read between the lines, seven.

September 1st 2376, 22:24

[Seven of Nine >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]

Seven of Nine: I find it difficult to discern the tone in these chats.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: now who’s taking too long to respond.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: okay I get it.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: look just assume most of us have a second meaning behind what we type.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I’ve learned it’s easier to just get that most people don’t mean what they say the way they say it.

Seven of Nine: That could have been written at once.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: lesson two:

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: learning to text.

 September 2nd 2376, 07:40

[party bus]

ace pilot changed their name to captain proton

captain proton: you can all call me captain, it’s okay

sad clarinet noises changed their name to mom’s not home play the forbidden clarinet

captain proton: seriously harry? you were supposed to change it to buster kincaid

mom’s not home play the forbidden clarinet: why do I always have to be the sidekick, tom?

captain proton: okay that’s captain first of all

Seven of Nine: I believe no one will refer to you with that title.

Seven of Nine: Nor is anyone interested in your juvenile holodeck adventures within this chat.

captain proton: wow rude, seven

mom’s not home play the forbidden clarinet: hang on, Seven did you just text twice?

captain proton: oh no seven’s been infected again, @virtuoso you online yet?

virtuoso: I am always online, Lieutenant, benefits of being a holoprogram.

Seven of Nine: I am functioning at peak performance.

Seven of Nine: I was merely informed by Lieutenant Torres that this is how humans communicate.

captain proton: you’re listening to b’elanna?? you never listened when harry and I tried to teach you to use this chat.

Seven of Nine: Lesson six:

Seven of Nine: “Never listen to Tom and Harry.”

mom’s not home play the forbidden clarinet: that’s probably for the best but @you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry, rude

chakot-eyyyyyy: I truly taught b’elanna the right lessons in life.

I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url is online

I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: tom believe me when I say I’m the only captain allowed in this chat.

I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url changed captain proton’s name to demoted™

demoted™ permission changed

mom’s not home play the forbidden clarinet changed their name to buste(d) kincaid

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry is online

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: savage

great talaxian bake off: breakfast is ready everyone, for today I’ve got a selection of human and hanonian delicacies, with the substation of leola roots of course but don’t worry I’m certain you won’t be able to tell the difference. why I’ll bet if I hadn’t said a word you’d never even know.

great talaxian bake off: except that I did just tell you then.

great talaxian bake off: oops.

Tuvok is offline

 September 2nd 2376, 09:44

[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: not bad seven

Seven of Nine: I am not certain I should be seeking your approval.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: and you ruined it

Seven of Nine: I take that to be sarcasm?

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: you can take it however you like

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: are you not coming to breakfast?

Seven of Nine: I have already taken my meal.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: no people watching to learn how to socialize today?

Seven of Nine: I believe you were against me doing that.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: no I didn’t like you doing it to me

Seven of Nine: You were a fascinating subject.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: you say the nicest things

Seven of Nine: I did not mean to insult you with that.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: no I know that now.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: just get down here and socialize already

Seven of Nine: Very well.

 September 2nd 2376, 19:32

[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: meet me in the holodeck in ten

Seven of Nine: I believe Ensign Kim is on duty right now.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: yeah which is why that message was for you

Seven of Nine: I see.

Seven of Nine: What is the activity we will be doing?

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: sparring >:)

Seven of Nine: Very well.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: lesson eighteen:

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: just say ‘okay’

Seven of Nine: Very well.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I know that one was on purpose.

Seven of Nine is offline

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: well played seven

  September 2nd 2376, 22:17

[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: don’t say anything

Seven of Nine: This conversation was initiated by you.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: shut up

Seven of Nine: I am uncertain what you mean.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: oh you know exactly what I mean

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: don’t think I don’t know you play the ‘pretend not to know social cues’ on purpose when it suits you

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I’ll win the next round seven don’t you worry

Seven of Nine: I was not concerned.

Seven of Nine: Except perhaps for your shoulder.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: shut up

Seven of Nine: Is this to be a regular event then?

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: depends

Seven of Nine: On what?

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: did you enjoy it?

Seven of Nine: It was not bad.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: yes or no seven

Seven of Nine: The experience is repeatable

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: ugh, yes or no seven?

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: if you don’t want to spend time with me don’t worry I won’t take offense to that

Seven of Nine is offline

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: guess that answers it

  September 2nd 2376, 23:48

[Seven of Nine >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]

Seven of Nine: Yes.

Seven of Nine: I would like to spend more time with you.

Seven of Nine is offline

 September 3rd 2376, 06:27

[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: come down for breakfast then

Seven of Nine: You are up early.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: you said you were taking breakfast earlier than us

Seven of Nine: I shall acquire coffee then.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I didn’t think you drank that

Seven of Nine: I do not enjoy it.

Seven of Nine: You however do.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: oh

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: just with a little milk

Seven of Nine: I am aware.

Seven of Nine: I noticed you drinking it as such during the time I was observing you.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: that’s….weirdly sweet seven

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: stalker

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I’ll get you some nutritional supplements

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: even typing that sounds gross

Seven of Nine: I prefer it to the current food choices.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: actually looking at what neelix made this morning I can’t blame you

Seven of Nine: Then will you be picking one up for yourself?

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: hell no

 September 3rd 2376, 08:29

[buste(d) kincaid >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]

buste(d) kincaid: did you eat breakfast with seven this morning?

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: yeah

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: what about it?

buste(d) kincaid: texting her a lot too

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: get to the point Starfleet

buste(d) kincaid: 👀

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: go look elsewhere

buste(d) kincaid: I’m just saying

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: maybe I just get that it’s not easy to understand a ship full of humans all the time when you feel like something else

buste(d) kincaid: b’elanna

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: don’t

buste(d) kincaid: all right. I’ll drop it for now.

buste(d) kincaid: but if you need romantic music playing during your dates I know a great clarinetist

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: there’s someone else on this ship who plays?

buste(d) kincaid: ouch

 September 3rd 2376, 08:42

[party bus]

demoted™: can I get permission to change my name again?

I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: no.

demoted™: @Tuvok c’mon, you’ve got admin rights on here too, right?

Tuvok is offline

buste(d) kincaid changed their name to I stan 1 (one) Vulcan

demoted™: shut up harry

  September 3rd 2376, 09:32

[betting pool]

I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: I want to change my bet to this fourth week this month

demoted™: hey insider knowledge is cheating

I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: I can’t read all of a sudden

chakot-eyyyyyy: change of timeframe noted

great talaxian bake off: oh do you know something mr kim?

I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: maybe. maybe not.

chakot-eyyyyyyy: by the way captain, I changed the roster a little

I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: putting seven and b’elanna on the same shift all week is also cheating @chakot-eyyyyyyy

chakot-eyyyyyyy: you did it last week

I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: I can’t read all of a sudden

virtuoso: is there an epidemic going on I need to know about? Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: we’re fine, doctor. don’t worry about it.

virtuoso: very well. Seven appeared to be in good spirits this morning.

chakot-eyyyyyyy: she and b’elanna were seen leaving the mess hall together

chakot-eyyyyyyy: arguing, but it’s progress

great talaxian bake off: they did seem quite close while they were eating. a shame I couldn’t convince seven to try my new oatmeal, much better than those nutritional supplements she keeps eating.

I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: we’ll get them there yet

I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: put me down for first week of next month

I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: I’ll hedge my bets

I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: now everyone get back to work

demoted™: @chakot-eyyyyyyy, you have admin rights, right?

chakot-eyyyyyyy is offline

 September 4th 2376, 21:38

[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: does everyone seem to be watching us more lately?

Seven of Nine: It would appear so.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I’ll question harry what that’s about

Seven of Nine: I do not enjoy the scrutiny.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: well now you know how I felt

Seven of Nine: Noted.

Seven of Nine: Apologies.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: hang on, I’m screenshotting this.

Seven of Nine: I will delete this thread from both our padds.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: good luck hacking mine

Seven of Nine: I have considerable more patience to try.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: and I’m a damn good engineer and you know it

Seven of Nine: You have a considerable skill there.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: wow and an apology and a compliment

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: damn maybe tom and harry were right and you are compromised

Seven of Nine: I am not suffering from any internal or external conditions

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: doubt

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: your not bad at your job either seven

Seven of Nine: *You’re

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I take it back

Seven of Nine: I have already committed it to memory.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: dammit seven

Seven of Nine is offline

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: STOP DOING THAT

  September 6th 2376, 06:45

[Seven of Nine >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]

Seven of Nine: You are late.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: sorry, we had an emergency in engineering last night and they woke me up

Seven of Nine: Did you requite assistance?

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: maybe later

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: it’s all set now

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: vorik caught the mistake made in time

Seven of Nine: I presume it was not your own.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: no, it was just one of my staff

Seven of Nine: Should I speak to them?

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: don’t terrorize my staff seven

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: that’s my job

Seven of Nine: Your coffee is cold, I am ordering you a new one.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I don’t have any replicator credits left for this week

Seven of Nine: I am using mine

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: oh

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: thanks

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I have to head straight to engineering, carrey just pinged

Seven of Nine: I will meet you there.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: seriously don’t terrorize my staff

  September 6th 2376, 15:47

[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: hey you texted first this morning

Seven of Nine: Should I not have?

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: no no, I was just surprised

Seven of Nine: I see.

Seven of Nine: I will endeavor to do so more often.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: yeah

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: you do that

Seven of Nine: Sarcasm?

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: maybe not this time

Seven of Nine: I see.

Seven of Nine: My attention is required in astrometrics, I shall see you tonight at the holodeck.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: make it dinner

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: to make up for breakfast

Seven of Nine: I will see you then.

  September 8th 2376, 17:39

[betting pool]

great talaxian bake off: they arrived at dinner together!

  September 8th 2376, 17:42

[I stan 1 (one) Vulcan >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]

I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: 👀

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: don’t say anything

I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: 👀👀👀

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry is offline

  September 9th 2376, 08:53

[party bus]

demoted™: @Tuvok, c’mon!

Tuvok is offline

demoted™: @chakot-eyyyyyy

chakot-eyyyyyy is offline

I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: lol

 September 9th 2376, 12:00

[Seven of Nine >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]

Seven of Nine: What is the importance of celebrating someone’s birthday?

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: it’s just showing them you were glad they were born

Seven of Nine: It often appears to be an excuse for celebration for that sake of it.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: that too.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: but mostly the first thing

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: it’s just nice to know people care about that enough

Seven of Nine: Another important human lesson?

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I’m the last person you should really ask for those

Seven of Nine: I find your information on them to be enlightening.

Seven of Nine: You have a different perspective I find easier to understand.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: us outsiders have to stick together, hunh?

Seven of Nine: Indeed.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: then meet me for lunch. I’ll save you some cake.

Seven of Nine: I do not require cake.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: seven

Seven of Nine: I shall be there shortly.

  September 11th 2376, 16:08

[Seven of Nine >> I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url]

Seven of Nine: Captain, I have a personal inquiry.

I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: oh?

Seven of Nine: What is the conclusion to draw in enjoying someone’s company.

I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: could be a lot of things seven

I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: friendship, romance, anything in between

Seven of Nine: I see.

Seven of Nine: There is no logical conclusion then.

I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: do you want to talk about it more?

Seven of Nine: I find myself drawn towards someone. I am uncertain what this means.

I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: how do you feel about them compared to let’s say…the Doctor

Seven of Nine: Ah.

I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: ah? You’re typically more succinct seven

Seven of Nine: I have to go.

Seven of Nine is offline

I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: good luck seven

  September 11th 2376, 17:21

[Seven of Nine >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]

Seven of Nine: I will be unable to attend dinner or the holodeck tonight.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: ?? everything okay?

Seven of Nine is offline

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: seven?

  September 12th 2376, 06:29

[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: you going to stand me up for breakfast too?

  September 13th 2376, 10:58

[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I need your input on the latest dilithium crystal chamber designs.

Seven of Nine: I have sent Ensign Kim your way.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: seven

Seven of Nine is offline

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: fine

  September 13th 2376, 20:47

[I stan 1 (one) Vulcan >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]

I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: b’elanna?

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: don’t

  September 14th 2376, 09:18

[I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url >> Seven of Nine]

I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: you still have to be able to work with her seven

Seven of Nine: I shall endeavor to do so.

I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: what happened?

Seven of Nine: I made a mistake.

I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: caring isn’t a mistake seven

I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: it’s the human in all of us

Seven of Nine: I did not wish to be human.

I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: neither did any of us

I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: we are anyway

Seven of Nine: I will speak to her.

I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: good because I was about to make it captain’s orders

  September 14th 2376, 09:34

[party bus]

demoted™: this isn’t even funny anymore

I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: disagree

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: disagree

chakot-eyyyyyy: disagree

I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: the people have spoken

Tuvok: It has improved crew moral.

demoted™: tuvok?!?!

Tuvok is offline

   September 15th 2376, 07:37

[Seven of Nine >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]

Seven of Nine: I wish to apologize.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I don’t care

Seven of Nine: I attempted to speak to you at breakfast.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: you’re lucky I didn’t shove that coffee in your face, seven

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: also saying you wish to apologize isn’t an apology

Seven of Nine: I am sorry.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: good for you

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry is offline

  September 15th 2376, 16:29

[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> I stan 1 (one) Vulcan]

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: was this you?

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: [img: cake]

I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: no? can I have some?

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: help me figure this out and maybe

I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: I’ll ask around

  September 15th 2376, 16:33

[betting pool]

I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: hey anyone leave b’elanna cake?

great talaxian bake off: :ooooooooo

great talaxian bake off: seven asked to use my kitchen earlier today. she didn’t let me see what she was making though, or ask much for my help.

demoted™: the plot thickens

  September 15th 2376, 20:47

[you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry >> Seven of Nine]

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: did you leave me cake?

Seven of Nine: Yes.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: why?

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: is this another apology?

Seven of Nine: I was informed that people celebrate others birthdays as an appreciate for the other being alive.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: my birthday is tomorrow

Seven of Nine: I did not wish to distract you from celebrating with ones you cared about.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I see

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: stop moping seven, come to my damn party that tom keeps saying he’s not throwing

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: thanks for the cake

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I’m not mad anymore

Seven of Nine: Your username is incorrect.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: ??

Seven of Nine: I still like you even when you are angry.

Seven of Nine is offline

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: what is that supposed to mean?

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: dammit seven

  September 16th 2376, 06:26

[Seven of Nine >> you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry]

Seven of Nine: Happy birthday.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: bring coffee

Seven of Nine: As you’d like.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: and that better come with an explanation.

Seven of Nine: If you’d like.

Seven of Nine: I dealt with my feelings poorly. I could not understand them and they confused me.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: they do that

Seven of Nine: After examination however I would prefer you in my life knowing the truth and that my actions were unfair to you.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: and the truth is?

Seven of Nine: I have feelings for you that are not just of friendship.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: hunh.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: bring me a kiss too

Seven of Nine: You are taking this better than predicted.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I’m unpredictable seven, keep up

Seven of Nine: That would be an oxymoron.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: your an oxymoron

Seven of Nine: *You’re

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: just get over here seven

Seven is offline

  September 16th 2376, 07:04

[betting pool]

I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: pay up

demoted™: this isn’t fair

chakot-eyyyyyy: actually harry someone beat you by having the third week of this month

I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: what?! who?

chakot-eyyyyyy: tuvok

I stan 1 (one) Vulcan: tuvok?!

demoted™: tuvok?!

I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: tuvok?!

great talaxian bake off: :o mr vulcan?

virtuoso: this simply can’t be right commander

Tuvok: I believe I was ordered to participate in this by you Captain.

Tuvok: It was simply logical.

Tuvok is offline

I stan 1 (one) Vulcan changed their name to the absolute betrayal

   September 16th 2376, 13:17

[party bus]

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: who started the betting pool? which one of you was it?

the absolute betrayal: tom

chakot-eyyyyyy: tom

I had sex with amelia earhart and all I got was this lousy url: tom

virtuoso: Lieutenant Paris

great talaxian bake off: mr paris

the absolute betrayal: who told?

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: tuvok just handed me a bunch of replicator ration credits and told me where they came from

the absolute betrayal: well happy birthday?

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: blocked

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: @demoted™ I want to talk

demoted™ is offline

  September 16th 2376, 17:41

[a collective of two]

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: there, now we have our own chat away from the traitors

Seven of Nine: Was that not just our private messages anyway?

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: shut up seven

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I can’t believe they did this!

Seven of Nine: It would seem in line with previous actions. You yourself have taken part in such betting pools.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: not the point

Seven of Nine: I see

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: come over

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I want a few more birthday presents from you.

Seven of Nine: That is an innuendo.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: you’re taking the fun out of flirting

Seven of Nine: Apologies.

Seven of Nine: I will be over when my shift finishes to make amends.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I could get used to this.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: hey seven

Seven of Nine: Yes?

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: for the record I like you too

Seven of Nine: I have committed it to memory.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: you better have

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: don’t worry, it’ll just be the two of us for dinner and you don’t have to come to the party afterwards

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I know crowds aren’t your thing

Seven of Nine: I will adapt.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: the point is you don’t always have to

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: I’ve got your back either way

Seven of Nine: I appreciate the sentiment.

Seven of Nine: I am surprised by the title you have chosen for this chat.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: yeah well

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: so long as it’s an ex-borg turns out it’s not so bad

Seven of Nine: I see.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: lesson twenty

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: pick something to say other than that too

Seven of Nine: How many more lessons are there?

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: who knows. I’m still learning them too.

Seven of Nine: Then we shall learn them together.

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: yeah

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: yeah we will

Seven of Nine: I am off shift. I shall see you soon.

Seven of Nine is offline

you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry: see you soon

[honeytea8]

@redbeanb0i, @fyre23, and @pun-in-ten-ded asked for Morioh next, so you know I had to deliver the goods! Stardust Crusaders HC’s here, in case you missed it.

✨The Morioh Crew and Their Song Picks✨

(based off SOME of my playlists/tastes)

Yukako Yamagishi

Honestly, her music reflects her pretty well for the most part. She’s got unapologetic bad bitch vibes (and I highkey stan)—she’s also a girl in high school with big simp energy (for Koichi lmao) and it can make her a little crazy. Yukako is like a sour piece of candy with a sweet center—she a little feral, kinda chaotic but also has a cute side you can’t help but like.

Maneater — Nelly Furtado

Freak — Doja Cat

Sorry — Beyoncé 

Moonlight — Ariana Grande

ocean eyes — Billie Eilish

Smack a Bitch — Rico Nasty

Okuyasu Nijimura

Ca$h Money Okuya$u gives me cool hip-hop vibes with a bit of alternative and pop on the side; he’s surprisingly cultured. I can totally see him as one of those people constantly wishing for the “old Kanye”. He has pretty diverse music taste, but don’t bother asking him for recommendations. His shit is so disorganized, because he likes everything so his music is literally all on one giant playlist and it’s hella chaotic (like 300+ songs and over 1000 hours of music on one playlist, sickening!!! 😭)

G.O.M.D — J. Cole

Kill Your Heroes — AWOLNATION

Hey Ya — Outkast

Through the Wire — Kanye West

I’m Not Famous — AJR

Ride — twenty one pilots

Koichi Hirose

I feel like his taste can go several different ways. Koichi is that timid guy steadily growing into a more confident person, but then his stand is all “let’s kill dat hoe beeeetch” like literally that’s his soul talking. For him, I’m just going to go with chill rap/nerdy rap, and then some alternative. Koichi and Okuyasu could probably rock the same playlist, but Koichi’s music would be more lowkey where as Okuyasu’s is more mainstream.

Rigamortus — Kendrick Lamar

Stressed out — twenty one pilots

Check the Rhime — A Tribe Called Quest

Hurt Feelings — Mac Miller

EARFQUAKE — Tyler, the Creator

Soul Food — Logic

Josuke Higashikata

Josuke is a sap if I ever saw one! Besides groovy pop music (or Prince’s whole discography), his playlist is mostly RnB love songs lmao (I fully believe Josuke has all of Usher’s music on CD and I take no criticism!!) He’s a romantic at heart so I think some of the music he listens to reflects that quite a bit.

Let Me Love You — Mario

We Belong Together — Mariah Carey

Take Care — Drake

That’s What I Like — Bruno Mars

U Got it Bad — Usher

You & I (Nobody in the World) — John Legend

Bonus: If I Ain’t Got You — Alicia Keys (Josuke would cry like a baby to this song and then vow to play it at his wedding, no, I’m not joking)

Rohan Kishibe

His nutty ass probably doesn’t even listen to music while working. It’s just silence. Rohan is attracted to powerful voices that evoke a lot of feeling, poignant lyrics are his weakness, they hit different and he loves it. He’d probably stan tf outta Adele or Lady Gaga. Essentially, when he listens to music, he wants to be impressed.

Skyfall — Adele

Young & Beautiful — Lana Del Rey

Hearts A Mess — Gotye

Movement — Hozier

Shallow — Lady Gaga

Midnight Mischief — Jordan Rakei

Chandelier (piano ver.) — SIA

✨Extras✨

Yuya Fungami

Hella rap, hella turn up. Master of the aux when it’s time to get hype! Dude has a chin tat, yakwtfgo 😂 Yuya’s like that one guy in the neighborhood with cleanest fits/sneakers, has hella hoes, does forex, drives a hellcat and wakes everybody up with his car and loud music whenever he leaves for work at 6am 💀💀 (some of y’all know what I’m talking about)

Flex — Polo G

High Fashion — Roddy Ricch

Topanga — Trippie Redd

Suge — DaBaby

Bank Account — 21 Savage

Walk It Talk It — Migos

Dior — Pop Smoke

Reimi Sugimoto

Easy! Reimi’s a sweet, friendly, cheerful, young sixteen year old girl. So I’d say her playlist is mostly pop music; bubbly, upbeat dance music. Lots of boy bands, girl bands. I can see her probably being a really big kpop and jpop stan too.

One Thing — One Direction

Sugar — Maroon 5

Work from Home — Fifth Harmony

Black Swan — BTS

Boy Meets Girl — Rude-a

Only One — BoA

Sunny Girl — Awesome City Club

Toshikazu Hazamada

Hazamada’s lowkey (highkey) a troll! The type to boldly say 6ix9ine is the best rapper in the game with a straight face and it gets everybody upset (especially Yuya and Koichi), wears all black air forces, rages while playing 2K. Probably wants a girlfriend so bad, but they always go for guys like Josuke and it makes him upset.

All Girls Are the Same — Juice WRLD

SAD — XXXTentacion

XO Tour Llif3 — Lil Uzi Vert

Falling Down — Lil Peep

Messages — The Hxliday

I Fall Apart — Post Malone

Y’all want Bucci gang next or nah? 👀

[danzinora-switch]

Typing the Turtles (ROTTMNT) Part 2 - Donatello

This started out as an investigation into the turtles’ insecurities, because one thing the show does so well is demonstrate that they are still teenagers. And being a teenager is a confusing experience - there’s angst, drama, exploring one’s identity, a lot of growth, and overall figuring out who you are. That’s a messy process, too! And we see this mess in our turtles: they mess up, they’re learning, they self-doubt, they have fears and insecurities, but they’re also discovering their strengths and how to overcome their inner obstacles.

So after thinking about all this way too long, here’s my psychological breakdown of each turtle (I’ll be referencing MBTI and the Enneagram, but will include links for more general information on those if you don’t know what I’m talking about).

Donnie: INTJ, 5w6

The Architect, the Investigator, the Problem-Solver, the Observer

Firstly, getting into this analysis means that we have to step away from the stereotype that all INTJs are cold, aloof, and unemotional. INTJs, especially Turbulent ones, do express emotion, and we’ve all seen Donnie’s dramatic ‘theatre kid’ side. I’m not going to ignore that. He manages to be both thanks to the INTJ’s tertiary function Introverted Feeling (Fi). Extroverted Feeling (Fe) really allows one to connect and empathize with others’ emotions. Fi, however, is a more internal experience of feelings, and has trouble connecting with others without having been in their shoes. I happen to think Donnie is in a strong Ni-Fi loop, as well, which would make sense because fighting bad guys every day while trying to save the world after discovering a Mystic City which upbends everything you ever knew is pretty stressful. https://www.psychologyjunkie.com/2017/06/21/intjs-loop-understanding-ni-fi-loop/

And it’s super interesting that he often expresses his emotions by literally saying them. “Evil laugh! Relishing chuckle! Gasp!” (Mind Meld) and, one of my favorites, he literally says “Sad face emoji” in Many Unhappy Returns.

So while we DO see Donnie experience and display his own emotions, we also DON’T see him all that affected by other people’s emotions. He’s still pretty stoic in Mystic Mayhem after the delivery guy gets mutated, cracking a joke about imitation crab. He’s unaffected by Todd’s puppies in Repo Mantis, and the only one immune to Warren Stone’s sob story in Warren & Hypno Sitting in a Tree. Pizza Pit shows it best when he’s unaffected when Mikey’s favorite pizza place collapses until the same thing happens to him. Fi at work vs Fe.

As for Donnie being a 5w6, keep this core motivation in mind: “[Fives] Want to possess knowledge, to understand the environment, to have everything figured out as a way of defending the self from threats from the environment.” https://www.enneagraminstitute.com/type-5

Donnie at his Worst: Donnie vs. Witch Town gave us this gem of a line: “Because I’m the science guy! If mystic powers can do everything I can do, but better, then why would you guys even need me?” And while people have pointed out his need to be needed, I argue it’s a little more accurate to say he has a need to belong. His role in the group is the Brainiac, the Science Guy, the Smart One, and so his very identity is tied into fulfilling that role. A 5’s core fear is of being useless, helpless, or incapable. Mystic powers rendering his tech redundant, and thereby him useless, would be a pretty big threat to the security of his role in the group (that 6 wing kicking in). And remember a 5’s core motivation: to understand the environment as a defense. And he still doesn’t understand mystic energy. It’s pretty infuriating, so he’s pretty insufferable about it.

[Note: seeing mystic power as a threat probably didn’t kick in until their fight with Shredder in Many Unhappy Returns. Prior to that, his brothers were still learning how to use their magic weapons, but Donnie already understood his tech well enough to use it effectively (see their first fight against Baron Draxum in the pilot). But against the Shredder… all his tech was useless. Only the hanky, the hanky, was even marginally effective. His brothers’ weapons were now way more capable than anything he had to offer… core 5 fear. And to cope? Learn all you can about your fear/threat. Except he still hasn’t figured it out; we see even in Air Turtle that he calls Draxum for the mystic expertise instead of formulating his own hypothesis].

We’ve seen this insecurity about his place in the group before. In Mind Meld, as his brothers become more like him, his role is challenged. “Hey, you’re trying to get rid of me, that’s what I do to you!” “But, I thought purple was my... my thing.” When he first meets the Purple Dragon he immediately wants to join them because he sees them as tech peers. In Man vs Sewer even though he professes that it’s his day off, he doesn’t react well whenever Leo does ‘his thing’: analyzing the situation and drawing a conclusion. His self-worth seems to be tied to what he has to offer the group, and we hear that even in his song in The Mystic Library about proving himself.

Besides his insecurity, Donnie is practically allergic to blame. (Interestingly enough, he’s more okay with being wrong and others being right sometimes… sure he’ll deflect, but it doesn’t seem to get under his skin the way being at fault does). He will repeatedly deny fault and shift the blame to someone else when something goes wrong. He denies creating AlBearto in Al Be Back, says the incident with the Purple Dragons in The Purple Jacket is entirely April’s fault (she is not amused) and puts the blame for ditching Todd off on his brothers in Todd Scouts. The one time we see him own up his mistakes is in Mind Meld when no one (except Shelldon) is around to see it. “Yup. I beefed up.” This is definitely an area he needs to work on.

Average Donnie: Donnie cares for his brothers, but that doesn’t always get across in the best of ways. Take the episode Donnie’s Gifts, for example. Donnie never actually got a chance to explain how the gifts work, but we can see protective elements in each of them. Raph: please use your head and don’t just blindly rush in! Mikey: ohmygosh that is so dangerous, please be careful and don’t get hurt! Leo: stop poking the bear, Leo, it only makes him angrier! It makes sense that a 5 who has external fears of the world and has their own protective equipment (the Battle Shells) would extend that to his brothers. And Donnie was able to recognize that even though his brothers got the wrong message, he could move past that and call for a group hug. In the Purple Game he is super anxious to make sure his brothers are okay and not mostly hurt. Insane in the Mama Train also reveals the invention of the Panic Button… and who designed that?

Donnie also seeks a lot of validation. He takes pride in his work, and when his work is appreciated he gives that appreciation back tenfold [such as when he shows off the Turtle Tank to his brothers (Fast and Furriest), or when Splinter says he’s proud of him (Turtle-dega Nights: the Ballad of Rat Man)]. The flip side is that when he’s not getting the validation he needs from others he’ll create it himself, which comes off as arrogant and egocentric. See Smart Lair, when Sheldon 1.0 plays messages of Donnie’s self-worth all night, and is programmed to favor him. Or when he takes full credit for defeating a bad guy: the silverfish in Donnie’s Gifts, and scaring Draxum away with his disco ball in Shadow of Evil. When he gets the recognition for all his hard work from the right people, though, it inspires him to do great things. There is danger in getting validation from the wrong people, however, as we saw in Big Mama’s case in Bug Busters.

Donnie at his Best: Donnie’s at his best (and most relaxed) whenever he’s learning or building something. He gets super excited and happy attending April’s school (The Purple Jacket) or going to the library (The Mystic Library) and wants to attend college someday (The Mutant Menace). The INTJ/5 seeks to absorb information and he’s constantly energized by it.

He’s also energized when he can put that information to use, such as when building something. Did Albearto need a total tear-down in War and Pizza? No. But Donnie had fun making him ‘dazzle!’ How did Donnie cope being in the woods in Todd Scouts? By building an impressive tree fort. Donnie’s projects actually relax him, because he’s exercising his strength and capabilities.

This also works for his method of attacks and plans: Know Thine Enemy. He studies Warren Stone in Newsworthy when they meet him and is the only one who remembers he regenerates by Warren & Hypno Sitting in a Tree. Donnie and Mikey are able to successfully scam Repo Mantis in One Man’s Junk because they know how he thinks. Donnie thwarts everything the Purple Dragons do and can bring Shelldon home because he knows how they operate  (The Purple Game, Breaking Purple). He can restore his brothers to their rightful minds in Mind Meld because he knows himself. 

Also: music. The fact that one of his Battle Shells has a music mode (Mascot Melee), that he remembers things in song form (The Mystic Library, Donnie vs Witch Town), and that he likes to dance (Stuck on You) is so pure and adorable.

Donnie Relationships: 

(while Donnie does see his brothers as dum-dums at times, he admits they’re fun and pretty great to have in Mind Meld)

Raph: We really need a Donnie and Raph episode, but even without one there’s some moments we can look at. I already discussed in Raph’s analysis their general similarities. Donnie doesn’t think Raph always has the brightest ideas, but still has soft moments with him such as giving him $20 at the end of Mind Meld, designing the ‘captain’s chair’ of the Turtle Tank to Raph’s lumbar settings, and appreciating Raph’s pirate accent in Snow Day. They are both protective of their brothers, Raph with his fists and Donnie with his tech. It’s interesting that (I believe) they’re the reverse of each other on the Enneagram: Raph is a 6w5, and Donnie a 5w6. So they both understand the risks involved in what they do (mostly: Donnie still ate poison and Raph still goes on ‘smashcapades’). I really want to see a team-up between them.

Leo: I’m all for the Disaster Twins trope, but to me an episode that epitomizes that isn’t one like Lair Games, where they’re at each other’s throats, but Operation Normal. They’ve apparently done the grandma-getup before. They wind up playing as good cop, bad cop in Fast and Furriest. Sure, one’s high-strung, and one’s laid-back, which can get on each others’ nerves, but there’s also a lot of making up. Brotherly betrayal passes back and forth between them, but never crosses a line. And the numerous times they unconsciously mirror each other can be found with a simple search of the Disaster Twins tag. I’m interested to see more episodes where they work together, even in the background, just because they can get up to wild shenanigans.

Mikey: Mikey’s probably the turtle Donnie most gets along with. They’ve had several episode team-ups: Repo Mantis, One Man’s Junk, Turtle-dega Nights: the Ballad of Rat Man, Breaking Purple, etc. Donnie may be the team academic, but Mikey has strong emotional intelligence. They get along pretty easily, making plans together (One Man’s Junk) and protecting each other (we see Donnie protect Mikey in Repo Mantis and Bug Busters, but we see Mikey protect Donnie by pulling him out of the way in Smart Lair). Donnie helps Mikey focus on the goal at hand, and Mikey helps Donnie communicate better with others. They’re a good team with a pretty solid foundation.

Ultimately, Donnie’s an inventive turtle who wants his brothers to be safe but is still wrestling with a lot of insecurities and unhealthy stress levels. I’m excited to see how he grows into real confidence and utilizes his strengths as an integral member of the team.

For more information on the INTJ and Enneagram 5 personality types, click here:

https://www.16personalities.com/intj-personality

https://www.crystalknows.com/enneagram/type-5-wing-6

https://thoughtcatalog.com/heidi-priebe/2016/01/mbti-and-the-enneagram-2/6/

[squarefriend]

Oh and also D for the fanfic askgame

D: Do you have any songs you associate with your fics?

In short: Yes. Too many in fact.

But in long form: Listening to music is actually a huge part of my creative process!! I have a hard time focusing or getting a scene feeling right if I don’t have good mood music/ambience to go along to it! So, naturally there’s been a couple of songs that really resonated with whatever I was writing. I categorized these into three sections, and will be using Because She Died as an example!

First theres songs by assossiation. I put on the Otherside Of Paradise (The Glass Animals) whenever I’m in a particularly bad writers block or can’t focus! The lyrics remind me nothing of the story, but it’s just??? There??? In my BSD playlist??? Same with House of Gold by 21 pilots, though lyrically it’s closer.

Then there’s the songs where only part of the lyrics is similar enough that my brain goes into assossiation mode! Like The Ballad of Guiteau from the Assassins musical or parts of Nonsense Speaker (the one Juby Phonic sung) remind me of Pap and Sans respectively. Heck, even Little Talks by Of Monsters and Men reminds me of stuff coming later in the story with characters I dare not say for spoilers ;).

Finally, there are those songs that are SO lyrically and musically similar that I’m gonna make an animatic some day. Both Curses by the Crane Wives and Karma by AJR have story boards in the works. I’m in the planning stages as well for Sleep on The Floor by the Lumineers ;)

So yeah!! Sorry for the tangent! I just feel very passionately about my music haha

[banditthewriter]

Warning, I mainly like pop music so if that’s not your taste feel free to ignore

Okay I love AJR for upbeat music.

High hopes by panic at the disco is good, but it might be a little too partyish if that’s not the vibe you’re going for.

Shotgun and Budapest by George Ezra

Let me go by Hailey steinfeld, Allesso, and co is good

7 years by Lukas Graham or Brother by Kodaline

Beautiful mistakes or lovesick by maroon 5

Young, dumb, and broke by Khalid

Different colors, surrender, kamikaze by walk the moon

Good day, choker, shy away, the outside, Saturday, mulberry street, formidable, no chances, or pretty much anything from 21 pilots new album

New religion, the heydaze

Lost boys by ocean park stand-off

I feel good about this by the mowgli’s

Lol so sorry too many recs these are just the upbeat songs I’ve been vibing to lately

No worries, I love it!

I listened to AJR a lot in my early days of writing on this blog so sometimes when I listen to them, it makes me think about Billy lol

It's never a bad time for Panic! I always love their music.

I have Budapest on a special playlist because I just adore it but I don't think I'd ever heard shotgun!

I feel like I've heard Let Me Go but I can't be sure. It might play on the Sirius radio at work.

7 Years! I haven't heard this song in so long! Oh god, I just had a huge flashback of riding up the mountain in a convertible with this song playing and me and a friend of mine singing along. Gosh, thanks for that!

Maroon 5 plays so much at work that when it came on, I almost asked if CN had his insurance card with him lol

Haven't heard that one from Khalid but it's pretty chill, I like it.

I feel like I've heard something from Walk The Moon, but none of the songs you mentioned!

I'll have to put the whole Twenty One Pilots on shuffle. Some of their music is really good!

New Religion definitely plays at work. I always dance to it!!

Lost Boys also plays at work because one of my coworkers has a whole dance routine to it!

The beginning of I Feel Good About This sounds like another song, but it wasn't the one I thought it was. Still, it's good!

I love it, don't apologize! I love remembering songs that make me wanna shake my groove thing lol

[lilaaaahs]

chicago’s very own orion davenport has been spotted on madison avenue , with a striking semblance to sydney sweeney ! you may know them as @oridavi or hitting the front page of tmz as breakout star orion sacked from upcoming lead role after row with director?! according to tmz , you just had your twenty-third birthday bash. your chance of surviving new york is uncertain because you’re impetuous , but being compassionate might help you . things that would paint a better picture of you would be crying on the bathroom floor , satin dresses , and blurry polaroids . ( cis female , she/her ) + ( robin , 20 , she/her , gmt ) .

hello, hello !  this is my first time here, n i’m super duper excited to be a part of this !  my name’s robin, and i’m here to present ori !! she’s still a work in process and i’m still semi-new to tumblr rp, so please bare with me whilst i figure some things out. regardless, i’d love to get to know y’all and get some interactions going soon, so please drop a like if you’re interested in plotting. alternatively, just feel free to shoot me a message; i promise i don’t bite. 

enough of me babbling  ─  here’s just a little about orion:

BACKGROUND:

orion was born in england on a sunny sunday to what was, at first, a happy couple. her mother was an architect and her father a pilot.

it didn’t take long, however, for that marriage to fall apart; thus, orion was raised by a single mother after her father left the picture  ─  she can’t remember him much, not that she minds.

they grew apart as she got older, not that they were ever really that close in the first place; orion served as a constant reminder of the space that her father left. she didn’t have to outright admit it, but she knew her mother blamed her. for what reason, she was unsure. thus, her mother threw most of her time into her work.

as a child, orion was never one to throw herself into the limelight. her mother attempted to get her out of her shell the best she could, or maybe just to keep her busy, and her method of doing so was by enrolling her in as many classes as she could; ballet, piano, calligraphy. you name it, orion tried it.

she initially took a niche to drawing, probably due to her mother’s influence. however, much to her mother’s surprise, it was the musical theatre lessons that allowed orion to truly excel.

as her mother’s success increased, they packed up and left to chicago when she was at the mere age of eight to explore bigger opportunities for her mother’s career, and she soon began to work for very wealthy clients.

it was from here on that the pressure to be perfect settled in. sit still, look pretty. don’t act out, keep your mouth shut.

thrust into new surroundings and soon adorning the uniform of a pristine private school, it didn’t take long for her drama teacher to recognise that orion, though quiet in every other class, stood out when engaging in acting; it was an escape and the only way she could express herself freely.

hence why it was not that much of a shock that orion ended up taking the career path she did; as she progressed through her adolescence, the musical theatre training came in handy, and with the boost of her teacher’s connections and her prestige training, she landed various theatre roles in smaller productions around chicago.

she soon got an agent, and spent the ages 19-21 on the chicago broadway in a lead role which gained her fast traction and attention for her performance.

shortly after moving to new york, the big apple broadway seemed like an inevitable, but instead she went out on a limb and auditioned for a role in a show and ultimately got the part.

having reached the present, she’s still very much acting in this role, but her recent success in grabbing a role for an upcoming movie soon fell short after a dispute with the director led to her dropping out ( that’s not how the tabloids see it, of course. )

PERSONALITY:

though still not the loudest in the room, her acting experience means that she gained a lot more confidence than she had growing up.

the constant pressure to be perfect meant that she now has the underlying desire to act out to make up for lost time; she doesn’t do it that well, but it means she is very partial to a drink.

she’s super friendly, but often far too trusting.

constantly sees the good in people until given a reason not to.

she tries her best to be as kind as she can, but it’s clear that her mother’s temper can run in the family.

as stubborn as ever.

will always stand up for what she believes in and those she cares about.

she despises being alone; though she spent a lot of time by herself growing up, isolation freaks her the hell out. hence why she constantly tries to surround herself with people to fill the emptiness, even if they’re not necessarily great people to be around ( think comfort crowd, conan gray ).

not on very good terms with her mother; contact doesn’t stretch beyond a phone call every now and then.

WANTED CONNECTIONS:

childhood friends ( maybe after she moved to chicago, or even from england if they go way back ).

enemies.

frenemies.

someone who reaaally gets on her nerves ?? idk

fwb.

ex ( bad terms, good terms ? )

roommates !!

good influence.

bad influence ( pls she’s a goody two shoes ).

anything to do with her job ?? ( a co-star, stylist, etc. )

unlikely friends.

unrequited love ( on either side, probably hers lol ).

literally anything !!!! i’m down for whatever.